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Get 20% off @MANSCAPED + Free Shipping with the code ACG20 at manscaped.com #ad London is red and the league is too. Arsenal beat Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 in the North London Derby to stretch their leaf at the the summit of the Premier League table to 8 points over nearest rivals Manchester City after their "shock" defeat to local rivals Manchester United Arsenal are winning the league but are Manchester united finishing 2nd? Only time will tell Elsewhere, Liverpool continue to bleed and concede. When will it stop? Tune in for a full rundown of the weekend's action. And don't forget - We're not the Armchair Gaffers, You are! ___________________________________________________________________________
It's FA Cup week but the show must go on!!! Chelsea have forgotten to play football. This is what happens when the person in charge of your football club only discovered the sport six months ago. Tune in for a full run down of the FA Cup action plus transfer talk
We Back Baby!!! Happy New Year you filthy Gaffers out there. Our New Year's resolution is more content! On today's agenda: Manchester City aren't the imperious tiki taka team that we think they are. Haaland is breaking records every week but #City are mainly breaking their fan's hearts #Spurs are paying the price for conceding the first goal in pretty much every match they play Rashford is on fire And #Arsenal ... what more needs to be said And remember, we're not the Gaffers, You Are! ___________________________________________________________________________
We Back Baby. The eternal words that herald the return of the fearsome foursome known simply as, The Armchair Gaffers. Today we were joined by Sir Joel Beya of Cheeky Sport and @5magazine World Cup over, now it's back to business as usual. And that was the case for all the big hitters in the #premierleague There were wins for #Arsenal #ManCity #Chelsea #Liverpool #ManUnited and even #Newcastle Everyone other than #tottenhamhotspur We also discuss KDB and his world class credentials And remember, we're not the Gaffers, You Are! ___________________________________________________________________________
Was this the best group stage ever? The shortest and most exciting group stage in the history of the #FIFA #WorldCup has come to a close. Some big names have crashed out and things will only get better from here. We've said goodbye to: #Germany, #Belgium and Roberto Martinez, #Ghana and their arch nemeses #Uruguay, #Spain we're out albiet briefly. Romelu #Lukaku the less said the better. And for the first time, three countries from Asia* have qualified for the RO16. Man, I love this GAME! Tune in for a full rundown of all the group stage action! And remember, we're not the Gaffers, You Are!
Today we were joined by a good friend of the show, @The CNSR Football's coming home it's coming home it's coming..! and #BukayoSaka is the guy that's going to bring it back. England demolished #Iran 6-2 as expected and even the naysayers haven't got much to say about: #GarethSouthGate his tactics, squad selection, nada! This match was giving very much Wakanda Forever vibes... Debut goals from #JudeBellingham and #BukayoSaka along with goals from #Sterling and #Rashford made this game a forgone conclusion. But the question is, how far can #England go? And remember, we're not the Gaffers, You Are!
The #Qatar2022 #WorldCup is nearly here so we decided to do an Armchair Gaffers Ones 2 Watch World Cup Edition #onetowatch We go though each group and tell you who we think will shine in Qatar and in some cases, who we think may flop As you can tell by the title, we believe that #France will FAIL #HarryKane will grab the #GoldenBoot, and, This will be #Messi tournament Tune in for our full Ones To Watch And remember, we're not the Gaffers, You Are! ___________________________________________________________________________
The final round of fixtures before the #WorldCup break was supposed to me a time to go out on a high but not for #Chelsea. Peter Drury described Chelsea's style of play as a new kind of Pressing - #Depressing and it's hard to argue. They lost their 3rd straight #PremierLeague match on the spin and head in to the World Cup in Qatar on their worst run of form in over 10 years. #Newcastle on the other hand are looking like genuine #Top6 contenders #Arsenal are top at #Christmas and playing some of the finest ball in the land and lead #ManCity at the top of the tree by 5 points #DarwinNunez and #Liverpool look to have finally turned the corner Tune in for a full rundown of all the weekend's action
It was truly a Good Ebening for #Arsenal fans The Gunners managed to return to the top of the #PremierLeague thanks to a 1 - nil win away at #afterChelsea after #ManCity scored a much deserved last minute penalty courtsey of Erling #Haaland against Fulham to temporarly go top of the league Count Emery returned to the league and to haunt #TenHag and #manunited #Liverpool had just too much for #Spurs and #Almiron can't stop scoring Tune in for a full rundown of all the action from Game Week #15august And remember, we're not the Gaffers, You Are! ___________________________________________________________________________
Another fantastique week of Premier League football. Somehow, #Liverpool followed up their SHOCK 0ne nil loss to Nottingham Forest with an equally shocking 2-1 loss to Leeds, AT ANFIELD! #ManchesterCity produced a dominant display, albeit only scoring one goal, to beat Leicester one nil and all without the help of Norwegian phenom, earling Braut #haaland Arsenal are STILL top of the league despite (in Dan's words) "Running out of steam" Tune in for a full run down of all the action of Premier League match week 14 We're not the Armchair Gaffers, YOU ARE!!! ___________________________________________________________________________
Liverpool versus Manchester City is usually billed as a title decider and this season is no different, except that it is very different... City were firm favourites to take all three points and keep the pressure on league leaders Assna but someone never gave Mo Salah the script. Elsewhere, the Graham Potter express rolls on and Antonio Conte has lead Spurs to 3rd place at this stage of the season and their best ever start to a Premier League campaign Tune in for a full rundown of all the weekend's action and don't forget - We're not the Armchair Gaffers, YOU ARE!!! ___________________________________________________________________________
Get 20% off @MANSCAPED + Free Shipping with the code ACG20 at manscaped.com #ad We're one quarter of the way through the season and Assna are still top of the league. This recent win over Liverpool has all but convinced the footballing world that they are to finally betaken seriously. Manchester United survived a tricky away match at Everton. Spurs changed things and got the result they deserved against Brighton and the Haaland express rolls on. Tune in for a full rundown of the weekend's action. And don't forget - We're not the Armchair Gaffers, You are! ___________________________________________________________________________
On this week's Final 3rd we are joined by Bree from the @GoalDiggersUK podcast. Have you ever wondered who the best players to play in gloves are? So have we. So we decided to sit down and compile our list of the best EVER to play the beautiful Game whilst gloved!
Manchester United are back they said... Ten Hag is at the wheel they said. "We've beat Liverpool and Arsenal" they said... The Manchester derby was supposed to mark the turning of the tide in Manchester from blue to red but instead #ManchesterUnited were left red faced as #ManCity "blue" them away! Join us for a full rundown of this week's #PremierLeague action! Remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
We're doing what we can to bring you guys content during this bleak international break. Today, we run through the World Cup groups and let you guys know who will finish where! Remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
England are woeful and have been so for a while now. So this week Jess and Scorcher decided to offer Gareth Southgate some help in the form of suggestions for his England troops. Real World FC: Pickford Walker, Stones, Tomori James, Bellingham, Rice, Chillers Maddison, Grealish Kane FC Jess Lions: Pickford Trent, Stones, Tomori, Trippier Saka, Rice, Bellingham, Grealish Sterling, Kane Scorcher 1: Pickford James, Tomori, Stones, Mitchell Rice, Maddison, Foden Grealish, Saka, Kane Scorher 2: Pickford Trent, Stones, Dier, Walker, Chillers Rice, Bellingham, Maddison Kane, Sterling
The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent In this week's Conti Corner we look at Barcelona's resurgence and Lewandowski's chances of buying the Ballon d'Or. In france, Messi and Neymar are showing Mbappe how it's done. Germany is an aboslute mess. And in Italy, everything is up for grabs Remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
Hello, Hi and Welcome back to Armchair Gaffers Podcast. This week we cover all the weekend's fixtures as well as Todd Boehly's plans for a PL All-Start Game and Gareth Southgate's England squad selection. There were routine wins for Assna, City and a thumping win for Sours vs Leicester - but some are saying that that was more due to goalkeeper Danny Ward's incompetence as opposed to Tottenham's brilliance. And Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard both managed to win Premier League Games! Tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the weekend's action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent. As usual, we run you through all the key talking points from those lucky devils on the continent that didn't have their football schedules decimated Remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE! ___________________________________________________________________________
This week of no #PremierLeague football gave us a chance to look back at the off the field events of the last week. The main talking point was #Chelsea sacking phenomenal Champions League winning head coach, Thomas Tuchel. the only thing more shocking than his exit was the speed with which the appointed his permanent successor - Graham Potter of Brighton and Hove Albion FC. Tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the weekend's action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE! ___________________________________________________________________________
And just like that, Assna's perfect start to the season is OVER! #manchesterunited have a knack for ending Assna unbeaten runs. Ten Hag seems to have found the right balance at United. Elsewhere in the #premierleague #VAR was on the lips of most supporters. When it's good it's great but when it's bad, God help us. Liverpool's stuttering start continued with another draw in the Merseyside Derby. Tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the weekend's action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
Thee most anticipated. Thee most infamous. Thee most requested segment of the week. Thee Final 3rd. For those new to Armchair Gaffers. This is the segment of the show where sometimes we just don't know. There could be a quiz or a random bit of Triv (trivia for the uninitiated). There could be a top 10 or there could be Rhubarb Wine - Like I said, we just don't know. This week we have a very very brief bit of trivia and then we talk about a few footballing legends that made us fall in love with the sport Remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent. This week, on top of a rundown of all the action in the big leagues, we also look ahead to the biggest league - The Champions League! Tune in for a full rundown of our takes on all of the weekend's European action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
For the second time in two weeks, the show isn't centred around the chaos at #manchesterunited In fact, they barely get a mention this time around. This week's headlines were grabbed by #Liverpool who thrashed hapless #Bournmouth 9-0 at Anfield. Another rare occurrence was all of the traditional big 6 teams picking up three points Tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the weekend's action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
For the first time this season, Manchester United do not dominate our #PremierLeague weekend review. It was another glorious weekend of #EPL action full of surprises, upsets and drubbings - just the way we like it. Tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the weekend's action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent. This week we look at the supposed trouble in Paris between Kylian Mbappe and Neymar Jr. We also look at Neymar's form in this all important World Cup year. We also give a quick rundown of the rest of the talking points in Europe's big leagues. Tune in for a full rundown of our takes on all of the weekend's European action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
Another round of #PremierLeague football means another round of heartbreak for #ManchesterUnited fans. To say the #TenHag era hasn't got off to the best of starts would be a massive understatement. With the circus that's happening at Old Trafford, it's easy to forget that there are also 19 other teams in the league, so tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the weekend's action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE! 00:00 - Start 02:30 - House Kepping 05:55 - Manchester United lol 21:09 - Call in 32:10 - Tuchel vs Conte 52:05 - Gabriel Jesus 1:03:20 - Earling Haaland 01:11:50 - Declan Rice..?
Thee most anticipated. Thee most infamous. Thee most requested segment of the week. Thee Final 3rd. For those new to Armchair Gaffers. This is the segment of the show where sometimes we just don't know. There could be a quiz or a random bit of Triv (trivia for the uninitiated). There could be a top 10 or there could be Rhubarb Wine - Like I said, we just don't know. This week, each of us go through some of our hot takes for the season ahead. Stay tuned to find out what we think will go down. And don't forget, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent. This week its: - #SadioMane and the Supposed Bundesliga TAX - #PSG thriving without Mbappe and playing 3 at the back - #Barcelona and their financial levers - #Roma to win the #scudetto Tune in for a full rundown of our takes on all of the weekend's European action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
The new season is upon us and it feels like Christmas... unless you're a #ManchesterUnited fan. The #TenHag era feels very much like the previous era at United, but, it is still early days and Brighton are no mugs. Elsewhere, there were wins for: #Arsenal #Spurs and #Chelsea while Fulham earned a deserved point against #liverpool Tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the weekend's action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!
This is it. Our final show before the season starts again. This has probably been the longest summer of ever but there's finally light at the end of the tunnel. In a break from tradition, we decided against doing our #PremierLeague predictions until the season has begun. Instead, we used this time to rant about a few things Enjoy!
Hello hi and welcome back to Armchair Gaffers. This is our penultimate episode before the season gets back underway and life can return to normal again. Today we looked at how a few clubs have performed in their recent games and what conclusions we can draw from preseason performances - do they even count?! We also ran through a few transfers and spoke on how we expect players a settle in at their new clubs.
Another week of us doing out best to bring you football content during this extremely dry period. We should be preparing for the World Cup Final and making excuses for why Gareth Southgate still deserves to be England manager despite not making it out the group stages. But instead we're doing football gossip and transfer round ups Enjoy
Hello, Hi and welcome back to Armchair Gaffers. As we've said previously, we are determined to bring you guys as much content as we can during this summer window. *Disclaimer* Sorry about the sound quality This week we look at the current transfer rumours that are doing the rounds as well as the deals that have already been completed.
Hello Gaffers. We're doing our best to give you content throughout the summer. It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it. Disclaimer, we recorded this BEFORE England's 4-0 loss to Hungry Today, Scorcher and Jess just run through a few of the current topics doing the rounds. These include but are not limited to: - Yves Bissouma's move to #spurs- Gareth Southgate and England - Aurelien Tchouameni's 100 Million Euro move to #realmadrid
Welcome to Episode one of our ACG Summer of Madness which could turn into a Summer of Sadness depending on what business your club conducts. This week we look at our highs and lows of the past campaign and in typical Armchair Gaffer fashion, we go off on variety of various varying tangents. Enjoy!
The 2021/22 #ChampionsLeague final between #Liverpool and #RealMadrid was probably the most exciting one nil match you'll ever see. Liverpool huffed and puffed but when all is said and done, the Karim rises to the top lol - we know he didn't score but this has been his year. Tune in to hear what we have to say about this years final #WeKnowItAll
The final day of the 2021/22 season has come and gone. Teams at both extremes of the league still had it all to play for. At the bottom, Leeds and Burnley were both hoping to avoid joining already relegated Watford and Norwich in the Championship. Arsenal and Tottenham were both trying to secure the final Champions league spot And at the top, Manchester City and Liverpool were going head to head for the prestigious title of Premier League Champions!
Welcome to another Armchair Gaffers Continental Corner. This is the segment of the show where we take a low budget flight around the continent and fill you guys in on all that's going on. This week we look at #Mbappe potentially staying at #PSG and what this will mean for his legacy. We also look at the state of play in the remaining big European leagues going in to the last days of the season.
We're into the final week of the season and it's still all to play for at the: Top top, Top and Bottom of the #PremierLeague. The title could still be won by either #City or Liverpool but it is still advantage Manchester City despite their draw against West Ham United. #Arsenal and Tottenham's battle for the last Champions League spot will most likely be decided on the final day of proceedings. And at the bottom of the table, Everton, Leeds and Burnley are all trying to avoid the drop into the Championship
The Final 3rd is back The part of the show where we talk about any and everything The topic on this weeks agenda is the term "World Class" and what criteria/ingredients it takes for a player to be put in the "World Class" bracket. ___________________________________________________________________________
It's that time of the week again. The infamous Armchair Gaffers Continental Corner. This week we take our budget flight to Germany where Bayern Munich clinched their 10th title on the trot in spite of have players like Dayot Upamecano in their squad. PSG also won the UBER Eats Ligue 1 - No surprise there. And we also look ahead to the #ChampionsLeague Semi Finals between: #ManCity #RealMadrid and #Liverpool #Villarreal ___________________________________________________________________________
The rumours of our demise have been greatly exaggerated. We are back in full effect. Full cast and full schedule. This week (like every week) we talk about the crisis at #ManchesterUnited. And we also shine a light on the form - or lack there of of #BrunoFernandes. We discuss the top 4 race, but more specifically, which team in North London is going to qualify because it sure as hell won't be Man U. We also run down all the rest of the games in the #PremierLeague and all the key talking points. ___________________________________________________________________________
This was it. The BIG one! The Title Decider to end all Title Deciders! #ManchesterCity vs #Liverpool What a fantastic game it was, but we're exactly where we were before kick off. Elsewhere in the league, #Arsenal continue to be an embarrassment. #Tottenham are now favourites for 4th and #ManchesterUnited are an utter shambles. ___________________________________________________________________________
It's all going off in the #PremierLeague #Chelsea are get hit for four by their not so noisy neighbours. Has Tuchel finally be found out when he's not deploying a back five or was it just a freak result that was bound to happen? #ManchesterUnited lose even more ground in their hunt for Champions League football - which if we're honest, they don't even deserve. Man City and Liverpool continue to keep this season interesting and Spur are finally showing some character on a consistent basis. Tune in for a full rundown of all this week's Premier League action!
We Back Baby!!! But we couldn't have chosen a worse time to come back from our midseason hiatus. Nobody likes the International break but content must be created as content creators. The main talking points this week are: Harry Kane has been crowned the best ever Italy are a shambles Ghanaian hospitality would get minus 1 star on Advisor
Hello, hi and welcome to another Armchair Gaffers. We've changed our format now. There may be quizzes or there may not be quizzes, nobody knows. But what there will be are discussions about everything else going on in and around the world of football. All of the topics that might slip through the Weekend Review and Continental Corner nets. We hope you enjoy!
Welcome to another Armchair Gaffers Continental Corner. This is the segment of the show where we take a low budget flight around Europe and fill you in with the main talking points from around the continent. This week we're all sick and tired of PSG. Excuse my French, but they are **** and we never wan to watch them play again. That's all
The rumours of Cristiano Ronaldo's demise were greatly exaggerated. Cometh he hour, cometh the man. #Ronaldo was playing like a man possessed as he dropped a clinic on Antonio Conte and his #Spurs side. The pick of the bunch was a 30 yard screamer in to the top corner as #ManchesterUnited ran out 3-0 winners. #Arsenal still haven't folded like many said they will. They were comfortable 2-0 winners as the hosted Brenda Rodgers and Leicester at the Emirates stadium. Odegaar and Partey are both looking like men from Madrid and Lacazette finally scored. Elsewhere: Chelsea picked up a much needed win thanks to Killer Kai Havertz. Liverpool won again to keep this title race alive and Everton have accepted they will be a Championship side next season.
In a break from tradition, this week's Final 3rd isn't just a random quiz, no. We do have a very very very short quiz at the start of the show but then we talk about what we expect to happen to #Chelsea football club now that Russian Billionaire owner Roman Abramhovic has decided to put the club up for sale.