Hyperbole: The Best Podcast Ever

In this episode: reality fame-adjacent, first collegiate basketball, Westminster sparkle knee suit lewks, gummy clusters respect, toothsomeness, muff protection, a Needlepoint journey, the best Supreme Court argument ever, airplane tidiness, someone else's soapy water, feather lights, the T in often is silent, complacent vs. complicit, camel beauty enhancements, Today in Yiddish, farshtaist, shalach manors, baby carrot drama, The Baby Carrot Association of America, science news, rats love to drive, Skittle formula changes, this week in college Facebook parenting, missing cows, Brynn from RHONY, RHOA, The Traitors, The Best Quiz Show Ever, schipperkes, and a very dramatic reading. 

  In this episode: point of clarification: misleading mini cone guidance, bad science, 'lil disappointments, national redhead day, honeycrisps, a far too deep pen dive, the dangers of PFAs, Ūber bait and switch, open channel listening, fjord fording, Today in Yiddish, thief hat-burning, a Ditty party, Eminem, a remarkable Bloodhound, "adult" activists, FYI: all they do is long snap, the tallest guy on the court, hobby bike follies, discretion and valor, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, surprised tippiness on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, MomTok and Secret Lives, beat-boxing over Oprah, local river drama, and The Best Quiz Show Ever. 

In this episode: many points of clarification, the magic of fermentation, a pickle award update, loose scarecrow standards, cribbage lessons, slowing 'her down, doing better, unsung ball person heroes, not just ego, mini cones, lil' and lil'er, Stonehenge drama, dairy propaganda and a beef with the Dairy Farmers of America, no lights at the milk booth, tiding over, Today in Yiddish, Science News, stones don't float, pre-wheel science, naked bike riding, streaking, muff distance, grunt science, kiais, the first ever U.S. National Hobby Horse Championship, dressage, crops, hunter jumpers, hullaballoos, brunch in Shelby, IDIOMS(!!!) and proverbs (shh), all horse no cattle, all show no flow, Let's Get Real, #RHONJ, #RHOOC, Tamra sucks, Big Brother, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, a pop culture variety pack, local drama, Snoop, Tupac, Flavor Flav, just shy of getting canceled, local bribe drama, and The Best Quiz Show Ever. 

In this episode: underpromising, scam update, apostrophe catastrophe on the ballot, humble people, cool kids, camo, scrub daddy, picklers, Gifted Aunt Janice, no feet in the kitchen, dinking, not sharing the spotlight, then vs than, Kum & Go news, DNA solves a 1989 hit & run, important Pakistan gold medalist news, milking buffaloes, stitches in time, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, land lines, local menopause drama, and The Best 1980s Quiz Show Ever.  

Cookie winkers, Olympic breakdancing and a trip down memory lane, a special wolf and pickleball shout out, waiting for shipping, Shopify scams, imitation is the best form of flattery, oversleeping, plant scam, stop the insanity, old friends and kind strangers, Arizona in the summer, perseverate, Today in Yiddish, IDIOMS!! (and proverbs), spider news, a Major League Eating scandal, dramatic NBA draft news, looking gift horses in the mouth, becoming a better person, Let's Get Real, House of Villains cast, accidental relics, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Byzantine stuff, empire stuff, Romance language stuff, and local package drama.

In this episode: Minnesota hyperbole, the best pesto ever, manicured bushes, broaching the brooch subject, Today in Yiddish, horse hobbyists, magical old cherries, IDIOMS! and proverbs, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, local juror drama, cooking something different every day, mistaken identity, gifted children, a show about family, #RHONJ, #LoveIslandUSA, #houseofthedragon, and our interview with the best cookbook cook ever, the amazing Debra Arbit! @fortheloveofcookbooks 

In this episode: the city that never sleeps, favorite delis, earliest conveniences, award winning peonies, more bee news, the Scripps National Spelling Bee, proper nouns, cheese rolling fans, Today in Yiddish, kvelling at the best wedding, #TheTraitors cast, 50 year old pick me girls and f*** boys, The Baldwins and a whole new accent, the worst show ever #MilfManor, Next on TLC, nougat facts, Extreme IQ, Narcissist Niche, local grad party drama, and our interview with the best retired advertising executive and home grower ever, "Angie D." 

In this episode: friendly walkers, disastrous revelations, strong seat opinions, hugging with the wrong name, baby goats, capital vs. capitol, Today in Yiddish, buzzy walls, pageant scandals, a bee emergency, Shug and her zebra colleagues, Sports News, a very late payment, a very generous sports fan, a running enthusiast, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, Let's Get Real, strange parenting dynamics, biological misfires, Next on TLC, Tool Box, Formerly Famous Farmhouse, Retread Retreat, Faux-to(w), show rabbits, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Gen-Z stuff!, and local a local theater scandal. 

In this episode: The Louisiana Purchase, quite a time capsule, teeth treasures, half birthdays, Shein hauls, underwire challenges, progeny vs. prodigy vs. prodigal vs. protégé, Today in Yiddish, the vast vegan cabal, news of all stripes, Mona Lisa on the move, science news, whale evolution, royal jam news, an amazing draft, edge branding, best names, thirsty girlfriends, national treasure Phaedra Parks, FlipPhone, talking behind Carla Vernón's back, Mother Of, chic dresses, Next on TLC, Not as Advertised, 26 oz. Sisters, siren testing, the glamorous but cutthroat world of hobby horsing. Padma's comedy sojourn, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, and our interview with the best Shop Girl and CEO Ever, Ali Kaplan! 

In this episode: Strawberry jam, Palm Beach fashion, older than Liberace, American riviera orchard again, Barbie + Lilly, fundraising torture, fun raising, sumo oranges, marvelous ladybugs, sheer clothing and cut-outs, the annoyance of being earnest, Today in Yiddish, kibitzing, cicadas again, dyslexics in pradise, bad landings, official stick reviews, an international cat report, a Mexican palace, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, Let's Get Real, The Golden Bachelor breakup, a #RHOBH dream, Hilaria, #RHOM, #RHOP, Next on TLC, PC albinism, The Best Quiz Show Ever, moon stuff, obscure quotes, Bonnie Tyler, and local snowplow drama. 

In this episode: Pork! Amazing new restaurants, Diane's Place, a James Beard nominee, Beyoncé's full album, lesbian anthems, amazing asparagus, dumb asparagus, chewing sounds, Japanese style peanuts, night sweats, broccoli revisited, a magical call-back to 2022!, what the kids are saying, good riz, squad wiping, exceedingly narrow genres, nonpareil, Word of the Week, Today in Yiddish, Trader Joe's mini tote bag trend, a poster change, marshmallows from heaven, hobby horse season is here!!!, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, The Best Quiz Show Ever, The Valley, Seeking Sister Wife, Next on TLC, For the Love of The Game: Spelling Bee Stings, wing-dings, geography, my pillow shame, and local drama

In this episode: copycats, voice work, sound bowls, wrong names, "of coursing," libel vs. liable, Today in Yiddish, a Hitz, endangered chocolate chips, match stick records, dual uterus news, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, cat care, Dateline aggression, aphorisms, #RHOM, foul weather friends, Seeking Sister Wives, not a proud time to be a Danielle, geology, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Diamond Water, Next on TLC, Tater Tots, Man of the House, Big Cake, and ongoing Ruby Slipper drama, and Local Drama. 

In this episode: connections, bikini mistakes, WWHL, Beyoncé's country sojourn, edited texts, banning replies all, no complaints, exacerbate vs. exasperate, just a bissel, Today in Yiddish, highway humor, cicada enthusiasts, complaint contagion, funny highway signs, the Florida Man Games, above ground pool, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, very fancy New Yorkers, #RHOBH, The Traitors, obscure Survivor references, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Next on TLC, exploitative or heartwarming, not that kind of crack, mouth-to-snout, and local drama. 

Cougar watch MInneapolis, robe varieties, a laundry journey, krumkake, adult fights, pray vs. prey, Today in Yiddish, fast casual digit news, important candidate advice, a sticky highway, This Week in College Parent Facebook Pages, local bunny drama, antisocial vs. borderline, and our interview with the best psychotherapist ever, Matthew Paymar! 

In this episode: a mother's war story, an amazing concert, easy and annoying returns, where is Kohl's?, TikTok algorithms, judging water jumps, Reese's dipped animal crackers, extreme water conservation, a public service announcement, disingenuous vs. disingenuine, Today in Yiddish: make yourself at home!, IJBOL, SOCA, an unexpected murder update, this week in college facebook parenting, Next on TLC: Old School Medicine, Amish Partybus, Nail Salon Confidential, #TheGoldenBachelor, #bachelorinparadise, the #RHOBH #RHOOC formula, #TheMaskedSinger, annoying people at BravoCon, Adriana from #RHOM, #RHOSLC, and local drama 

In this episode: WeFest, Minnesota love, this week in college parenting, DWTS, water without ice, feel bad vs. feel badly, Today in Yiddish, an ander mol, a burning man catastrophe, competitive mulleting, cheese food news, poopy plane, Next on TLC, hotdish, snaggleteeth, Let's Get Real, Love Island, White Lotus wannabe, The Traitors, RHOSLC vs. NY, seemingly ranch, genetics, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local airport drama. 

In this episode: A heroic shot-putter, fancy salt, sweat in unexpected places, the magic summer, drag queen story hours, cavils, dortn, Today in Yiddish, buffets are back, a missing Van Gogh, royal news, very fancy toothy eels, Next on TLC, living vicariously, snaggletooth castle, Let's Get Real, TikTok sleuths, Dancing Queens, Project Runway All Stars, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Seattle music stuff, a cautionary freezer tale, and local drama. 

In this episode: The Amalfi Coast, a public service announcement, amazing hyaluronic acid, no exit plan, Vatican one-ways, not showing up, perpetuating bad manners, will vs. shall, Today in Yiddish, a Texas fishpocalypse, DNA drive concerns, a very old hotel gift certificate, a slight Marriott redemption, Next on TLC, thongs around the world, twerking from home, red tape, baby goat glow-ups, an unexpected Bling Empire death, RHONJ, international Tre lovers, Dancing Queens, Watch What Crappens, local bag fee drama, and our interview with the best ophthalmologist foodie on earth: Chu Vision Institute and Chu Surgery Center Founder and Medical Director, world renown ophthalmologist, Dr. Ralph Chu!! 

In this episode: family equality, Succession banter, Margaret & Lexi, WWHL, an elaborate scam, a TP mitzvah, amazing elementary school teachers, ailment conversion, chip tap panic, antitrust, goulash, an extreme phone search, wedding drama and helpful hints, a massive heist, the armored transport monopoly, raccoon nail care, cheese rolling, the best non-sport ever, Today in Yiddish, Next on TLC, a very complicated cat dawg show, pygmy pigs, COPTea,  Scandoval, ProAm dancing, #RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local ruby slipper drama.

In this episode: minty green outfits, graduation trends, amazing dog handlers, the worst people ever, terrible fabric softener, family equality, Margaret Josephs, febrile dreams, Today in Yiddish and Yiddish in Central Park, pasta segues, a murdering grief book author, clown killer justice, carnation crime, royal news, coronation chicken and quiche, tree greetings, Next on TLC, frat moms, brain tease, guinea pig culture, tippy boats, buckle up buttercup: this is ballroom, what a time to be alive, dipping out, #RHONJ, the best Kim Fields quiz show ever, and local pancake drama. 

In this episode: losing things on trips, sex store customers, bamboozling, tennies, Fixology, just a bissel of sunshine, Menendez colon!, Menudo, Today in Yiddish, verification scams, pop vs. soda, cement-toned cars, 500 days in a cave, rhobh, rhonj, hip hop affect, not that Nabil, local drama, My Life in the Sunshine, and our interview with the best record label exec and writer ever, Nabil Ayers. 

In this episode: succession, a real obituary, cheese coin addiction, the magic and drama of spring, Sanditon panic, delayed cringe, wow! what a good idea, petrichor--again!, yay vs. yeah, Today in Yiddish, pufferfish deaths, gentle listeners, snake-on-a-plane news, important Ryan news, fast food layoffs, a financial dominatrixes, the most gorgeous housewife, Austen's charisma, Ciara, Kenya Moore's charm, Mih-ins, an impossible shag / marry / kill, avoiding Sonja, Lindsay Hubbard, Tom Schwartz, favorites turned worst, Melissa vs. Teresa, Bethenny on TikTok, English reality TV, gone too soon, housewives is not a zero-sum game, local ponzi scheme drama,  and our interview with the best reality TV recapper and writer, Dame Brian Moylan! 

In this episode: Spring break, marvelous whales, Calvin's note, #RHONJ, bumping Amy, gestures, Ritz in strange places, malingering, Top Chef mistakes, traveling snakes, Today in Yiddish, hair stories, mysterious gloves, Gwyneth's attorneys, Vanderpump Rules, Seeking Brother Husband, local NextDoor drama, and The Best Quiz Show Ever! 

In this episode: Marriott coming into the 20th century. Yes, the 20th. Ew and yuck: six degrees of separation with the dumbest show, a best and worst thing one and the same, AirTags, adult beauty pageants, pet names and murder, Raquel ages out, Today in Yiddish, hubris, Alex Murdaugh insiders, breaking Branson news, fancy tractors, a found person!, redheads running, not a doping scandal, Vanderpump dingdongs, #extremesisters, Who knew!, vocal fry, a rilly big dill, local drive thru drama, and the Best Quiz Show Ever!

In this episode: smear guard technology, study strategies, garlic aioli magic, dumb garlic, Alex Murdaugh, a weather fail, abhorrent vs. aberrant, Today in Yiddish, the return of #hashtag, beware of people who think they're the smartest person in the room, Foghorn Leghorn, lengthy explanations, terrible impersonations, not chicken nuggets, DNA news, a public service announcement, and our interview with the Best James Beard nominated chef star of the new TV show "Feral," Chef Yia Vang! 

In this Episode: upgrades, fancy chilling, puzzles, heels, silent Ts, private TikToks, Texas Independence, me vs. myself, krankenschwesters, Today in Yiddish, prize, prise, pries, sleep and cheese, presumptive death news x 2, a shameful weinermobile and other theft, Peep origins, attempted cheesecake murder, Extreme Sisters, triplet newcomers, #RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, a silly holiday, Mount Rushmore fun facts, and local rental drama 

In this episode (109): a husband calling competition, a hair purpose, Dateline, doggie paws, dumb sweatpants, bubbe meises, cheugy, ironic fraud, a very fancy flight attendant, missing snake found, science news, gas stove asthma, MILF subjectivity, #TheTraitors, the most overrated housewife, too many K names, Just Wondering, your bucket list, a curious dinosaur park, a wooly festival, a clever drug crime, The Best Quiz Show ever, dog news, and local drama. 

Marvelous arugula, trendy glasses, braggy Christmas cards, Amy(!) meditating, MILF manor and the evolution of the learning channel, leg swingers, serial killers, lugubrious people are not loquacious, Scooby Don't, Today in Yiddish, bluffing, lying about everything, resumé embellishment, bullying your own child, strange auditions, science news, identical twinning on tests, decillions, #TheChallenge, #RHOM and Lenny the tool, buh bye Rinna, Jen Shah sentencing, airport answers, sewer explorers, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local drama. 

In this episode: a gentle holiday card reminder, marvelous Jones Road, kicking xmas ass, calling out the real worst thing ever, abolishing morality police, turkey news, rat czars, vague posting, inchoate, a macaroni impossibility, happy twins news, #RHOP Twitter drama, #belowdeck #90DayFiance #RHOSLC and Spotify shade, local One Chip Challenge drama, Moonshiners, and our interview with our favorite 100 Mill Street Gin owner Peter Connor, and the best distiller ever, Erin Dosh!

In this episode: long prison sentences, controversial celebrities, Newport, escalator etiquette, Iran, rude travelers, one and the same, a terrible Scooby impression, Today in Yiddish, duo world records, Big Foot bate, field rushing news, The Challenge evolves, constitutional superlatives, civics and activism, BravoCon panels confirming what we knew, repurposing Peter, #RHOP, Johns Hopkins is one person, local book drama, and an interview with the best constitutional scholar and Member of Congress ever: Congressman Jamie Raskin! 

In this episode: mahjong idiosyncrasies, hyperbolic airports, wonderful whales, election fouls, rigatoni with peas, a handmaid's glare, unacceptable sky club behavior, slow talking, a brand new segment!, just wondering where those prairie dress ladies are going, hackneyed sayings, Today in Yiddish, boy bites snake, pumpkin water weight, a Texas interloper, NASA getting shiz done, #RHOSLC, Radio Andy News, #RHOBH, #BuyingBeverlyHills, slippers as shoes, an Ian-less quiz, Thanksgiving fun facts, and local albinism drama  

In this episode: important twins news, maceration vs mastication, hydrangea, grouchy guests, lost coats, hot baths, foot love, Today in Yiddish, yeeting, shrinkflation, elderly Spaniards, a hopeful pumpkin, terrible dryer sheets, pineapple swingers, extremely loyal employees, #RHOBH mean girls, waiting for a year for absolutely nothing, glizzies, local park drama, Queen Elizabeth, and the Best Quiz Show Ever. 

In this episode: pizza tracking, hot tamales, She by Shereé, getting what you pay for, in need of samples, too much of a commitment, scarecrow contests, equanimity, a real shanda, today in yiddish, #hashtag, outfits of the day and fancy dorms at #bamarush, a unifying art piece, cities for Gen Z, an attempted murder caught on tape, science news, literally an Australian shepherd, space debris, where's your head at on Love Island USA, Danielles cry on Seeking Sister Wife, local food truck cult drama, and our interview with the best Property Management and Residential Real Estate Maven ever, Steve Schachtman.

In this episode: a crimefighting cat, caffeinated cookies, Besties fallout, Lauri Anne Peaches, kind strangers, old friends, arugula, a very fancy flight club, camouflaging gas, foisting, fahhhting, the scourge of broccolini, plural nouns, Today in Yiddish, Kholesterol with a K, the return of #hashtag, #bamarush, sports news, homie hopping, a Willie Wonka-esque emergency, an embarrassment of reality riches, where's your head at on #LoveIslandUSA, science on #SeekingSisterWife, cinema around the world, Turkish Delight, local foot race drama, and an interview with the best film podcaster and cinema expert ever, MUBI star Rico Gagliano! 

In this episode: the seedy underbelly of the huckleberry cabal, happy birthday America, not very good impressions, amazing Montana, Dorinda does not make it nice, Strawberry Shortcake revival, virtue signaling, pernicious, Today in Yiddish, wine country and other machayahs, competitive eating, dramatic MCs, non-sports on ESPN, #RHOBH, Kyle goes too far, Erika is even worse, Nick thinks deep thoughts on Seeking Sister Wife, Bling Empire, local chicken drama, travel, art, and our interview with the best Emmy-award winning creator and TV host ever, Ian Grant! 

In this episode: acceptable narcissism, taking theme advice, heeled crocks, monkey pox, dreck from Johnny Depp, a deep Depp venue analysis, lex loci delicti, an historic summit, the dumbest world record ever, a very toddler order, a freak cork accident, #RHONJ, #RHOBH, a Dennis Kwan degree of separation, Grizzly Adams, the Hyperbole bump, the NFL Combine, curious draft picks, sports and parenting, local drama, and the Best Former NFL Player New TV Host Ever, Ben Leber! 

Back again(!), the humble zucchini, misdiagnoses, plane etiquette, recalcitrance, Today in Yiddish, Depp vs. Heard, revenge pooping testimony, a very sneaky bride, THC lasagna, a javelina in a hatchback, Selling Sunset, RHONJ, the evolution of dating, a heroic dog, a different perspective on Julia Haart, shidduchim, local drama, and an interview with the best Orthodox dating coach ever, Bella Beer! 

In this episode: Spanish cava, Pam Hupp, Ashton Kutcher is not in the news, a very narrow genre, cream cheese, workshopping Anna, invasive signature scents, wafting waifs, white parties, proscribe vs. prescribe, Today in Yiddish, a husband murder author update, plastic surgery pride, a professional baby namer, science news, an ancient whale, hockey drama, reality TV theory, Shahs of Sunset's Yoko Ono, an erotic Spanish museum, RHOBH trailer, The Queen of Versailles Reigns Again, The Ultimatum, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local beaver drama. 

In this episode: the very best Olympic coverage, follow-up enthusiasm, streaming plus, fake heiresses, the dangers of peroxide, the dumb pie dress trend, sheer vs. shear, Today in Yiddish, vorts, Dutch, Razzlekhan, and the biggest seizure ever, teen Marvel inspiration, an audacious woolly mammoth plan, a nasty Haart divorce, adding a K, unsexyness on RHOSLC, theming out RHONJ, The Best Quiz Show Ever, and local beet drama. 

In this episode: the scourge of paper receipts, pickle ball and white party cliché, envy vs. jealousy, Today in Yiddish, dumb mattresses, knitting is cool, a feline reunion, strange talk on#RHOSLC, Cheer PhD candidates, 52 world records, local sleep drama, and our interview with the best 80s scene (and back now!) singer ever, Cindy Lawson! 

In this episode: unbridled enthusiasm, an international word sensation, muffs, magic vitamins, two best things, a life changing hairbrush, symptoms may include, a very strange addiction, binaca redux, dumb mirrors, McDonald's Sprite, Wordle, should have vs. should of, Today in Yiddish, a great migration, risqué municipalities, science news, disappointing desserts, RHOM, RHONY ASMR, Sister Wives, Josh's face, the Best Quiz Show Ever, Uff-da Records, and local gnome drama

In this episode: Daylight 365, party of the century, DJ Mad Marj, 70s bling, the importance of a theme, dancing all night, a friendly face, e-gaslighting, teacher murder, termite drama & giant spiders, a very special lobster, friendly faces, remarkable odds, washing balls, strange fast food & vodka bedfellows, unexpected and delicious side dishes, the return of Pop! disappointing desserts, Today in Yiddish, The Bachelorette, not 1991, the moment we've all been waiting for on RHOSLC, a very important DCCMTT update, another quiz Danielle fails, and local burning drama. 

In this episode: Minneapolis anarchy, Our Tone Band-Aids, split carbonation loyalty, Kim Kardashian, dropping trou, recalcitrance and excrement, a missing billionaire, a strange place for a shipwreck, an industrious squirrel, Today in Yiddish, why sherbet, RHOBH, RHOSLC, a housewife marries into the Biden family, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, The Best Quiz Show Ever, Shatner in space, tribbles, and local cougar drama. 

In this episode: overdue accolades, Tiger King Unleashed, sleuthing in Aruba, a brush with reality fame, very clever marketing, disappointing whipped cream, Real Housewives news, cheerleaders, bald faces lies, Matt Goetz + Dilbert, an absurd disappearance, soaking, Delta does not play, important beverage news, Today and all the days in Yiddish, a terrible broadway show, no hormones(!), baby goat Danielle, Amy's cachoink, and local turkey drama

In this episode: hugging again, wearing a cloud redux, dickeys, acceptable sweat, close-talking, generational placemat dislike, rigmarole, Today in Yiddish, cicada shenanigans, to sea in a sieve, dumb colors, offensive almonds, bespoke identical clothing, Extreme Sisters, the Circle, #RHOBH, Dorit's big lie, messy below deck, Iowa, a brand new show, art imitating life, local drama, olga dies dreaming [dot] com and our interview with the best planner-turned-writer ever, Xochitl Gonzalez!

In this episode: a burrata journey, work travel, college baseball, beat boxing with the disco three, nail dust, annoying Evites, calamities, non-words, group texts, Today in Yiddish, a mohawk record, 15,000 bees, all politics is local, a NSW drone, the scourge of baked raisins, #RHOBH, the extreme pang pang sisters, the Housewife and the Hustler, the gift of Kathy Hilton, a round of quick fire questions, pig-positivity, and local lake drama. 

Sponsored by 100 Mill Street gin, the best gin ever, in this episode: Hibachi discounts, the opposite of fan mail, cards, priceless art, chicken wings, who’s a good boy, sports news, the purrrrrfect currency, a Chicago trifecta, disappointing desserts, the return of #hashtag, extreme sisters, #rhonj, getting called out, local drama, sharing the mic, carpe diem, Oprah’s admiration, and the best on air lifestyle expert, author, connector, and life coach ever, Jasmine Stringer!