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Jaku, Johnny, and Chef Mike are BACK! This time they are sponsored by The Wieners Circle. They are serving up their famous char dogs, cheddar fries, and insults since 1983. Come check out our new bar/venue and dogwalkers deck 2622 n Clark street chi city! Check out their twitter at: https://twitter.com/TheWienerCircle This episode may have the most food related ideas yet. Most of them involve wieners in some way, or another. So, don't listen if you're hungry!

Sean and Greyson of Game Attack join Jaku and Johnny this week. Find our guests at: https://www.twitch.tv/gameattack Dead Man's Tweet is going to help you feel better about your life, and your death. How many times have you attempted to respond to someone, but never sent the message? Now you can save all of those messages, tweets, etc and when you die, they all get sent out. This way you can really let the people know how you feel without the repercussions. X-Mas Termination is the new christmas tree solution. You buy a vial of genetically altered termites and sprinkle it on your chrismas tree. They will devour it, and then die off, leaving you with almost nothing to clean up. Carma is the new driving system that will change how everyone drives. IF you let people in, or do nice things, people will give you good Carma. If you cut them off or brake check them, they will give you bad Carma. When you get enough bad Carma, the air gets slowly let out of your tires. So, be a good and safe driver, or else. Semitruck trailers converted to into mobile car washes will be the new way to get your car cleaned. With the Truck Car Wash, you just drive through the specially designed trailer. Easy cleaning! I have two words for you: caffeinated cereal. Am I Right? You know I am. No more disgusting coffee, get your caffeine by the bowl. Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Phant is the guest this week. Check him out at: https://www.twitch.tv/phant_tv The Smelling iDog is back with a vengeance. Drone janitors are going to be the new future of a cleaner country. Electrostatic window pluming will help you find clogged pipes with ease. Lastly, 4chan but on the blockchain so the memes can live forever. Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Jess joins Jaku and Johnny to have a blast and talk about awesome business ideas. Wrap It Up sound proof foam is your portable solution to your sound proofing needs. If you have sound proofing needs, this is for you. Unweighted Blankets are for those of you that need warmth, but a weighted blanket is just too much for you. Lastly, Johnny tries to kill diabetics. So, don't listen to him. Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Anim8edTom joins Jaku and Johnny with the newest business ideas. The Olympics is kind of boring, when you know who is going to win. But, with the Lottery 'Lympics, each athlete will draw a random sport to compete in. Now, we'll see how good you are, when you're a sprinter trying to throw a shotput. Have you ever wanted to bring someone a homemade cake, but couldn't actually be bothered to put in the effort? With Mediocre Cakes, we make you a pretty mediocre cake that everyone will assume you made at home. Now you look good, by looking bad. One thing vaping has damaged, was the ability to spark up a conversation with other smokers by asking for a light. With Need A Spark Vapes, you can't light it unless you have someone else vaping nearby to ask for a spark from. Bring your Spark, to Spark a connection. Some people have nice, thick, deep colored hair, and just want that distinguished look that grey hair gives. With Salt and Pepper, you can turn your hair into a gentleman with ease. Check out Tom at: https://www.twitch.tv/anim8edtom Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Jaku and Johnny are joined by Samiah this week to bring you the best ideas they've got. Porta Party is a portable bathroom, that also brings in the party. With a big enough porta potty, the girls will combine parties in the bathroom and get the place bumping! Every dog has its own beat when you pat their belly. Dog Drums are the newest instrument to hit the main stream. Use your dog as your percussion instrument and make millions as a street performer. Spirit Guides is a brilliant new idea. If you train an animal to find people and bring them to a bar, you can rent them out as Spirit Guides to guide people to spirits. It worked on Jaku already. Autopilot in cars is pretty boring right now. But with Autopilot Personality you can give your car a real driver personality. Do you want an elderly woman driving to church on Sunday? What about a red neck in a camo truck that's late for a BBQ? We've got you covered. Do you want a new nickname? No one will call you by it, unless you get Nicknames for Hire. We will send people to help organically create your nick name and get it to stick. That's really worth any price. Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Jaku, Johnny, are joined by Clench to bring you the newest and best buisness ideas. LADR is a full service excuse program. Do you need a doctors note? Done. Do you need someone to pretend to be your grandmother? Done. Need a receipt for fixing the flat tire you pretended you have? Easy. Do you have a problem with sticky movie theatre floors? With the new pressure washing movies theatre seats, as soon as the movie is over, the floor gets washed away of all of the food and chemicals that people left, and you have nothing but a clean floor to walk on. Squatters get all the rights in this country. It's time we take things back for ourselves. With Squatters, you find a house you like, strip down and do squats inside that house. The owners will probably leave, giving you a brand new house. Not Dognappers is a new service that will be a hit at the local dog park. Do you know someone with a dog that just isn't happy to see you when you come home? With Not Dognappers, we dognap your dog, lock him in a cage, and then after enough time has gone by, we bring them back. They'll be happy to see you for sure now. Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Glitchcat7 is finally back with Jaku and Johnny. This week is going to be good. With Deep Fakes becoming better and better, De-Fake is going to be the best way to fight it. With De-Fake, you can remove the fake and see what's really there. Groundhog Day has been horded by Punxsutawney. We need to take that holiday back for the people! Finally, Dyslexic books could be the wave of the future. Your e-reader can determine how dyslexic you are, and scramble the words in your book so you can read them faster. It couldn't possibly fail. Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Wilbur, Wagon John, and Dissin Terry Brady bring to you the most amazing business ideas you never needed. This is going on your Permanent Record! With block chain technology, your grades are kept safe. No one will be changing them. Too many bikers zoom by parked cars and don't pay attention to who is going to open their doors. With the Anti-Bike Ejection System, when they hit your door, they get "safely" ejected away from the car. Cyclists have something to celebrate though. With the Hive Cycle, your bike will never get stolen. Just atttach our patented bee hive technology to keep a swarm of bees protecting your bike all year long. The iDog is a trained dog to sniff out iDevices so they'll never get lost. There would be more, but now it's time for the AMBULANCE ROUND! Lastly, we have Google Quick Definitions. A service that will tell you what words mean as quickly as possible. We've got your back when people pontificate. Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Chris Karliss joins Jaku and Jhonny to bring you the best business ideas you've never heard. Today they are going to blow your mind. They've totally reinvented outdoors. It's never going to be the same. Then, to bring the new outside inside, you should try the new moss carpet. It's like carpet, but it grows. They also have a ton of bathroom ideas. You'll never poop the same again. There's also a great food idea. King sized cereal. You never thought of that, did you? I'll tell you all abou- Wait... Do you hear that? AMBULANCE ROUND! Then they finish it off with some great IOT water bottle ideas. It's going to hydrate your brain with knowledge. Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

The boys are back, this time they are joined by Courtney. This week, the ideas include an AI that can edit masks onto people in movies and tv. There's an amazing Dog Round. We spitball ideas to vaccinate people against stupidity. Sky diving is scary, but it's fun. Emo sky divers would make it even more frightening, so it should be even more fun. Eventually when you can upload your brain into a robot or an afterlife kind of thing, we will have people wanting to avoid that. For them, we present the Do Not Upload bracelet. Lastly, we have an idea for a sperm bank. It isn't really an improvement, but it is an awesome name. Get A Load of THIS Guy! Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Jaku and Johnny are FINALLY back from the hiatus. I Got One is here to give you the ideas you need to make a successful business. This week's special guest is Josh from Josh Fights. Get a date, and eat some chicken tenders with ChickenTinder. Check out KillersOnly.com, where you can find your own killer. Find you all the bathroom secrets you need to know with Bathroom Secrets: The Podcast! There's so many ideas in this one podcast, we should charge for it. Do you know about Knowable? It's like podcasts, but for learning! Check out: https://knowable.fyi/ Get 20% off with discount code “SNAKES”

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. This week is full of a lot of rapid fire ideas. They get shot down quick. Why? Because our guest actually works for the USPS, and knows how to fix it. Listen up and you too can learn how to save the world, and the USPS. We are joined by Dave, the letter carrier, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. We're back to save the USPS. Our first idea is to just hold more elections. Get some new blood in office, and get new money into the post office. We could also change the meaning of going postal. Now the post office could sell sell tax free ammo. You get cheaper ammunition, and can defend yourself if the postal workers flip out. A lot of people want to defund the police. If you do, you could just shift money over to the USPS, and let them patrol their neighborhoods. George R R Martin wants to release the next book, but what if he sent chapters to the post office, and you could mail order them to your house? You know you would. It might be the only way we'd ever get it. Funny enough, the Dog Round shows up to try and help keep mail people in a job so they have something to bark at. dog round We're done with the good ideas. Now for the bad ones. What if the post office was more like the mafia. They could run protection rackets and drug deals through the post office and get that sweet tax free money. The Office is the newest speakeasy in town. By day, it's the post office, by night they serve drinks and throw the dankest parties around. Is dank still a term? Great. Do you need a new vehicle? The post office could sell the postal trucks for personal use. Who wouldn't want to supe it up into a street racing machine. sell post office trucks. We are joined by Chris Carlis, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. There's still a pandemic going on, but we're back to help save the post office. One way to save money is to train dogs to help sort mail. They might eat some of it, but at least they're fed. Another idea is to bring back something from the past. Mail your children. It's like childcare. If they stick around long enough, maybe they will become postal workers, and then the cycle can begin again. Twitter could help out by creating paid for stamps to go on tweets that show your USPS spirit. You get swag, and the USPS gets a few pennies. One thing the USPS does still that hasn't really been replaced is sending cards to people. What if we just send more cards? Conception day, extra birthdays, or even an autoscheduled delivery? Set up birthday cards for your family that you don't want to talk to so you don't have to. Do you use Postmates? What about Post Mates, the new tinder for postal workers? They could even do a calendar like firefighters do. It would probably get free shipping! We are joined by Alex, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Hey kids! We have some sad news. Since this podcast is recorded live, and in person, we're going to have to pause this season of episodes. We thought about recording online, but it just doesn't work with how we do the show. We'll be back soon, we love you all. Until then, stay safe everyone!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Sometimes when you take a shower, you really want a bath, but you still want to stand. With the Showth you can fill up your bath as high as you want. Just be careful when you get out, you don't want to flood the downstairs. Do you need a mom, and quick? Dial M For Mom! I have a toddler, but I still want to go rock climbing. The ClimbNCarry lets you climb and still carry your child, or children. Crisper is a new type of turkey. You flip a switch and it starts cooking itself from the inside. It cooks it quick and well. How? You got it, nerds at NASA. Do you have a bike and a bike? BikePack lets you tow bicycles with your motorcycle. It's the most efficient way to bike while you bike. Animals can fly, echo locate, dislocate their jaw. We want to eat an animal and gain its powers. Make it happen. Do you have enough fingernails? Maybe one just broke. Maybe you lost one in an unfortunate smelting accident. With the fingernail bank you can make sure you always have enough when you need them. We are joined by russeLl, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Social distancing isn't always easy, and not everyone could do it easily UNTIL NOW! With the Social Distancing Kit, you too can keep your distance. It will come with not only the tools to keep yourself safe, but tools to keep the people outside away from you. It even comes with a free poking stick. With people staying home more, sometimes you're hanging out in your underwear. But, you may have things in your pockets you need. With PocketWear, you can keep that chapstick on you at all times. Jurassic Park was good, but what about Geriatric Park? Right? Right? RIGHT? WEE WOO WEE WOO! Ambulance Round! There is an app that should already exist, but is necessary now. Swipe! It's like Yelp for roadside bathrooms. You can rate every bathroom you use, so people know the nicer, cleaner bathrooms to find and use. Mr. T's Insta Tees is a new site where Mr T sells you shirts made instantly. Just don't tell anyone that the shipping labels are made instantly, but the shirts don't ship for two weeks. It's not immoral, we promise. With movies coming out getting mediocre reviews, we need a renaissance of the movie industry. By making things new and better? NOPE! We make sequels that are awful so people have nostalgia for the mediocre movies that have already come out. We are joined by Brady, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Turtles move slowly, but people love them. With Turtletisement, we paint your logo on a turtle and let it loose. You never know where it'll be next, unless you look a few feet ahead. Pictures on dating apps are very misleading. You never see what people really look like. With BedHead, you get a call on your phone from the app to tell you to take a picture at any time of day, and if you don't take one, you get locked out of the app for a week. You may get hurt, cut, or hit by a car at any time. With injectable glitter, you can make sure that when you get hurt, it'll be memorable. We've got another Ambulance Round. Migraines are painful, but mostly because of how sudden they are. What if there was a medication that gave you a constant low-grade migraine all the time? Then you could get used to it. Sometimes you get a drink, and let it sit. Your so-called friends get on you for not drinking it. But, it gets a bit gross the longer it sits. We propose an alcohol that changes flavor the longer it sits. That way you never know what it'll taste like. Your kids draw animals, and you want to tell them that they are great artists, but animals don't really look like that. With our new service, you send us the pictures and we source out animals that look like it. Then you can take your kids to see them. We are joined by Becca, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Do you spend too much money at certain places? With Credit Card Blacklist, you can make sure your cards don't work at the places that entice you the most. It's perfect, especially since no one uses cash anymore. Some things are just too gross to want to eat, like flies. But, what if there were lab grown fly meat? Then you could taste what it's like, without all the grossness involved. Invisible fences for dogs are great, but we need more. Introducing the custom indoor fence. You place strips around your house as a barricade. You can walk through it, but they can't. Just don't move them around to mess with your dog. That's not nice. HotKnobs is the hot new dating app. It matches you with hot singles in your area, that have a shower that's similar to yours. That way, you don't have to figure out how it works yourself, or even worse, have to ask. Speaking of showers. A Smart Shower that's tied to your alarm that will only go off when the shower starts. That will make sure you get your butt up off the bed. Brilliant! We are joined by Johnnie, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Sometimes a steak is worth a lot, other times it might go to waste. With Priceline for Steaks you can get steak for the best price. Dentists will shame you for not brushing enough. But, Apprintists will see you before your normal visit, give you a quick cleaning, that way you won't get made fun of. We all need a day off sometimes, with Substitute Me, you can get that day or two off and no one will be the wiser. Do you want an orphan? PlentyOfOrphans.com Enough said. The Ambulance Round returns, but not the Fire Truck Round. Are Smart Speakers smart enough? If they could understand dogs and be able to change podcasts for them, they would be. Why aren't shoes already broken in? Broke In Shoes may have been worn by a homeless person, but they are comfy from the go. Do you need a place to hide your valuables, but want it to blend in? Use your appliances to keep your money Dishwasher Safe. We are joined by Bellia, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. We're tired of going to some place new and using their weird showers. Someone out there could make a killing on standardizing the shower industry and selling the conversions. Stop making it hard for us to figure out your showers! This could be a gift for you, or for someone else. A personalized soundboard keychain. Do you have a friend who says the funniest things, and you want to give them a gift that keeps on giving? You got one. Do you have a friend that's always saying the dumbest things you've ever heard, but refuses to admit they say them? Now you can make them look like fools. There are a lot of bomb shelters out there that go unused every single day. Until nuclear war is looming again, why not rent them out with AirBnB and Bombs. You rent out your awesome bomb shelter, and I get to have a fun, possibly Saw-like adventure. Eating unhealthy is too easy, everyone delivers now. With Forced Fasts, we make it harder to eat the unhealthy foods, and force you to either not eat, or eat something better for you, through inconvenience. There are a lot of theme parks for kids, but not enough for adults, especially not for ONLY adults. The new Hentai Theme Park will solve that. Will it be gross? Probably. Will it be awesome? Most definitely! We are joined by Jeff, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Dentures can wear out, or break, but if they're designed to be one use, you can do so much with them. Gummy Dentures start out hard liek normal, but by the end of the day they gum up and you can eat it like candy for an after dinner snack, then pop in a new pair tomorrow. People have Brinner all the time, breakfast for dinner. But, what about Brepper, dinner for breakfast. It's going to be the new hot thing so get in now. Merkins are weird, but what about chest hair transplants for those of us that want a thick luxurious mane on our pecks, but can't grow it ourselves. This week we have TWO Dog Rounds back to back. Dry, Clean Only. The new dating site for straight edge dating. It's like Farmers Only, but less crazy. Did you forget a gift for someone? Send one quick with Scapegifts. We will apologize profusely, and if you pay enough, you can berate us all you want. Why do you get hung over? Too much booze and not enough electrolytes. Until now! With Electohol, you can have your liquor with your electrolytes to keep you feeling chipper. Electrolytes, it's what plants crave. Twitter: markEkikta We are joined by Mark Kikta, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. AnimalFans is the new hit thing. It's OnlyFans, but for animals. Do you have animals you want to interact with? Does your pet want to make friends with mine via the web? Done and done! Dad Rock is there when you need it. When would you need it? If you need classic rock delivered to you by a mediocre cover band, you need us! We've got Led Zep Again, Even Pinker Floyd, and Sticks. Noise Rock is up and coming. But with the technology of Crowd Control, you can control it yourself. You tip the performer, and it causes random sounds to be made. You're now a part of a unique interactive art piece. If you're like us, you miss Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross. With Deep Fakes, we can bring them back. Now we'll have unlimited, wholesome, entertainment for years to come. Do you have a party, but need a bird for food or for friendship? Wait no further. With Party Fowl, we will get you the perfect bird for your party. Everyone needs an alibi sometimes. This may sound niche, but if you get caught peeing on, or being peed on by someone, call Jellyfish On Demand. We will provide all of the proof you need to make sure no one questions it. If it's not a 5 star review, it's not worth anything. But, with Paradoxical Reviews, you can turn your 1 stars into 5 stars. Most people won't read into them anyway. So, be as terrible as you want, and look like the best in the biz. Twitter: robritenow We are joined by Rob, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Have you wanted to get a tattoo, but you don't know how you'll feel about it after you get it? With Virtual Tattoos you can get an augmented reality tattoo that will let you see how you like it, and see what others say about it. You're already wealthy from our ideas, and you may have forgotten what it was like to be just rich. With Down A Peg, you can step down a few levels to remember what it feels like. Another valuable tool would be to make sure your kids don't grow up to be too full of themselves. Even though you're wealthy, there's still things you can't do. Like, go to North Korea, or to one of China's Forbidden Cities. So, instead, setup a tourist spot replicating what you would find there. You get to experience it when you want, but you also get to make money off of it. Getting coffee at big chain stores can be a pain if all you want is a plain coffee. At the franchises you own, why not setup a second line for the quick drinks to get the turnover rate skyrocketing. Now that you have all of the money, you may want to lose some weight, and get in shape. At the Sickness Gym, you can can take care of part of that very easily. You come in, get sick, and lose some weight from it. You can afford the meds to recover anyway. Instagram: Danygreeps We are joined by Dan, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Google Glass is cool and all, but we need to take that, and update it for style. Make us a pair of contact lenses that can record everything we see. It can't be that hard. Have you ever needed to name your app? With Name My App, you can get a name for your app in our app. When moving to a new area, it's hard to tell what kind of neighborhood houses are in. What are the people like? Using cameras already placed in every city, make a service that lets us check up on places before we move there. Petty is a new app. It's basically Foursquare, but for your enemies. You can keep tabs on them, so you can stay away, or mess with them. Just be sure they don't look you up. People spend too much time in public restrooms sometimes. We have a two fold plan to help this. First, you add a phone booth/drug room for people just looking for privacy. Then you make uncomfortable toilets so people won't sit there playing with games on their phones. Problem solved. We are joined by Jaclyn, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. This week we bring to you the next reality TV show, Quiters. Contestants not addicted to something become addicted, then we see if they can quit. Don't worry, they sign a waiver. We have another great Dog Round. Continuing our TV show theme, we talk about Bruce, a show about Batman, but never mentions him. It's all bout a rich guy named Bruce that's always hurt from mysterious activities. This is a great podcast, but we want to listen to one too. It would be great if a cast of characters got together and did a podcast in character. Always sunny, Seinfeld, etc. If you like the show, you'll love the podcast. Want an App idea? Build Fireworks or Gunshots? This app will use audio recognition and police data to decide if the noise you heard was fireworks or a gunshot. Password Managers are pretty big lately with how many different passwords you have to remember. With the Offline Password Manager, you don't have to worry about someone hacking in, it's all offline. It's just unhandy. We Got This finally returns. How well did the team do at getting this? Leave your answer in a 5-star review. We are joined by Other Johnny, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Do you want to find the perfect Christmas tree? They want to find the perfect family too. With Timber, Tinder for trees, you can find the tree that wants you just as much as you want it. It's hard not to text at a stoplight. Someone should make a camera to watch for when it's time to drive again, and alerts you to stop texting or watching videos. There's really no safer option. It's not a round per se, but we have a ton of ideas for making toilets better. Maybe enough for a whole company. Public speaking can be terrifying. We suggest that it be gamifyed. Just like Dance Dance Revolution gamifies exercise, this will get you ready for that presentation in no time. Do you have sponsors that are constantly changing? With the Green Screen Patch, you can make sure your clothing represents your current sponsor, no matter when an event takes place. You can even edit them in later if you get a new sponsor. Twitter Marathon_X We are joined by Kevin Miloshoff, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Haunted houses are great, but they only come out during Halloween. What if there were holiday houses for each major holiday? That could be a fantastic money making opportunity. Johnny wants consumer grade projection mapping for houses. It needs to be affordable and usable. Get to it NASA nerds! Sometimes you need to poop. Everyone does it. Maybe you need a little push in the right direction. With the Samsung Galaxy Brown Note S10, you can make sure everything is flowing properly. Sitcoms often joke about taping down through the center of a house to separate it. What if you started a business to do that for real? Brilliant! Future Self is an app that will warn you when you're falling into bad or old habits. It's the best way to groom your future self. We get tired of having to deal with people, even in text form. Someone should make an app that will automatically reply to texts, so I don't have to. Please robot overlords, help me be friends with people, without all the work of talking to them. Twitter: Puppyozone We are joined by Travis Randall, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. We start this week off with the fan favorite, Dog Round. When you go out on a first date, sometimes it's hard to REALLY get to know the person. Dates With Tension will provide you with a date that will show you who they really are. Sometimes when you're out, you forget where you are. How about an app that will remind you when you're about to say something weird. You're out to dinner and the waiter says, "Have a good meal." You start to say "You too." but, it alerts you before you look like an idiot. Vaping my give you popcorn lung, but that doesn't make sense. Unless! Unless we produce a popcorn flavored vape fluid. Then it will at least make sense. Bags can be dangerous for kids, but sometimes the danger is exciting. Fun Bags are bags that ARE toys. Use them wisely. We are joined by Chris Carlis, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. With all of the games and streaming services out there, you can really get charged a lot of money each month. With Subscription Roulette, we tell you what you get to watch each month. This saves you money, and builds hype for what you get to do next month. The bathroom can be a smelly place. Does it have to be though? With Scented Tile Grout you can make sure it smells pleasant all the time. Just don't let your friends use it, they may smelly it up too much to handle. If you want to gift someone a product, you're free to. But, as the producer of said product, wouldn't it be nice to know that the person receiving it is famous? That way you can throw in something a little extra and maybe they'll shout you out. Every restaurant makes mistakes sometimes, but with Missed Steaks you can call dibs on them. You pay a fraction of the price, but you don't get to choose what you get. Win win! Back again is the Ambulance Round. One day we'll have enough ambulance related ideas that we could start our own EMT company. Twitch MiniatureSnorlax We are joined by Kinoko, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Have you been drunk or hungover, but needed to travel somewhere in a big city? Why not make self driving bicycles that can get you where you need to go, without all that hassle of walking, or steering. How did you get so drunk and hungover? Did you go to Pint For A Pint? You donate a pint of blood, we give you a pint of beer. When you're ready to leave, we pump it back in. This sounds like a brilliant idea, and nothing could possibly go wrong with it. When I was young I thought of this, but I didn't do anything about it. So, now is your chance. Color changing sunscreen! It wipes on as one of a variety of colors, and when you see your skin, you know it's worn off. You've heard of an Ambulance Round, but what about a Dog Round? Today is the first one, full of lots of great dog ideas. Are you strapped for cash, but need something else strapped on? With Recycled Sex Toys, you can get that thing you need in side of you, for less of the cash inside of your wallet. Sometimes you order food, and you know you'll have too much. With RightOver, you can send your leftovers right over. I got a pizza, but I'm only going to eat half of it, you can buy that off of me. It's like a ride share, but a food share. Twitter: Cillic We are joined by Carl Cosmos, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. This may sound like a weird one, but it's totally not. Do you want to go on vacation, don't have any money, but may be willing to sleep with someone for room and board? Do you have money, and feel lonely? With Sexpedia, we can match you up. Don't worry, it's not prostitution because of reasons. Do you feel like you're being catfished? With Catfish or Not, you can find out if the person your talking to is really them. But don't use it for nefarious reasons. When you dye your hair, after a while, people can tell. But what if you had a pill that let you grow in hair of a certain color? Nerds at nasa? Get to it! Thoughts and prayers don't really do us much good. But, a bingo stream where you can ask for thoughts and prayers to get your numbers couldn't possibly fail. PlatesLoaded.com IG/Twitter: PlatesLoaded We are joined by Allie Houle, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Mom's the Word is the new service that lets you make sure that your family obligations are met. No one wants to spend time on the phone with relatives, so pay us to do it for you. The Doppelganger is a new service where we get people that look like your target to be caught in situations that would let you blackmail them. It sounds illegal, but trust us, it is. Did you forget your car seat, but you picked up a pick while you were out? It happens to us all. With Popout Carseats, you just fold your seat down, and boom, car seat for the kiddo. 5 Hour Energy is worthless. Who wants 5 hours of a little energy? Die Trying will give you the boost you need to get through anything. But you may Die Trying. Spurred on by no one in particular, we offer a service that delivers Olive Garden as your last meal wherever you are. This idea will make you a hundradaire for sure. We are joined by Larry the Cop, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. You've heard of Deal or No Deal? What about Snake or No Snake? It's the hit new game show that no one wants to play. We can't figure out why. People want to see a movie early, but with the new earliest private screenings, you pay through the nose, but you see movies as soon as their done editing them. No trolling though! Today we introduce you to our new segment, We Got You. If you don't have an idea, we give you one and you have to pitch it. This week is Metal Music Detectors. What do you think? With Dog Machine, you can turn anything into a dog. Technically, you can turn people into dogs, but that might be murder. So, consult your bird lawyer. dog machine Gaming chairs go SO fast nowadays. Our new endeavor sells seat belts to keep you in no matter how fast they go. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYaql_3NuLd0bvfQT-LJIAg Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/electroniclogic We are joined by ElectronicLogic, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Have you been in a ball pit lately? Us neither. It's too icky. With the Automated Ball Pit Cleaner, you push a button, and it comes out as clean as a whistle. Would you rather go regular bowling, or cosmic bowling? Everyone knows cosmic bowling is better. Let's take that idea, and spread it to the gym. Who wants to work out, not in black light? No one. cosmic gym Ghosts need to get around. Ghost Uber should be a thing. Ghost.express might be your best bet though. Do you need to network with people, but you just don't want to? Get someone that looks like you, to pretend to be you with Proxi Networking. One out of every 365 people have your birthday. IT's not really that unique. Let us give you a custom birthday, so no one else can share it with you. I was born on the 19th of Splivember. How about you? If you have a flight, and want to plan your entertainment around the flight, use this idea. Give us a list of movies that will fill our travel time. Easy money! Twitter: agouletas We are joined by Alexander Gouletas, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. This is the start of something awesome. Episode Zero of I Got One. Today you get to see what this show was like before we became professionals. Season 2 is coming soon! I Got One Siri Shortcut link: igot.one/shortcut

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. This week we don't bring you any new ideas. Instead we talk about our lives, why we made the podcast, how we keep it up, where we're going, and our favorite ideas to date. This episode is a long one, so strap in, and get ready. I Got One Siri Shortcut link: igot.one/shortcut

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Do you hate waiting for your luggage at the airport? With Luggage Uber you can have it delivered to your hotel/home within a reasonable amount of time. It's about time the airport made SOMETHING easier. Do you shake a lot of hands? If so, HandSkin might be the product for you. Instead of wearing a glove, you spray on a thin layer of skin. Now you can have the intimacy of a handshake, with the safety of a glove. Do you wish you had a sexy camel toe? With WonderCamel, you can make it seem like you're ready for the desert at a moments notice. Why did we make this? No one really knows. Did you forget something for a trip, you can't go back and get it, but you don't want to buy a new one? Travel Rentals will rent out whatever it is you're missing from people nearby. Do you attract awkward people? Hire and Awkward Guard. They stand by and out awkward anyone that's too awkward to be around you. If you have any awkward friends, let them know, we're hiring. We are joined by GrandPooBear, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Can you find me a replacement for my pet? It needs to be as identical as possible. Call Pet Replacements? Thanks! I got my new old pet, but now I'm having trouble not hitting the snooze alarm on my phone. Can you make something that shocks me every time I hit it? Awesome! I own a museum, but people touch things and ruin them. Do you have a solution? Put fake stuff in it? I should have thought of that! Ok. New problem. I have people I need to get gifts for, but I don't really care about them. Do you have some sort of AI to figure out what gifts they would like without me having to do any work? I'll take it! People are rude. Do you have a product to help me spite them? Insect Attractant? That sounds like that would work, and be brutal. Last question. I have a wedding coming up, and I want people to remember it. Call Wedding Gremlins? I will. But, why? They can cause a small catastrophe to make people never forget my wedding? WOW! Thanks I Got One Podcast! We are joined by Strayth, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Are your feet warm, but your toes are freezing? With Toasty Toes, you'll have warm toes and it won't over heat your shoes. Do you need to know that you have anonymity, but you don't want to hide who you are? Face On will get you a mask of yourself. Who would think you are actually you? Do you wear makeup? Pretend you do. Now, do you want to spend all that time removing it before bed? That's right, you don't. With the Makeup Remover Pillowcase, you just go to sleep and let your pillow do the work for you. Google Glass makes you look like a dork. But with Momeyes, you can look stylish, and have enhanced vision. The patented monocle VR connects to a hidden camera on the back of your head to let you see all around you. Just like moms can. 15 seconds isn't enough to make a masterpiece of a video. With TokTok, you have 20 seconds to make something for the ages. Walking is boring, but using your movement as a kinetic energy battery device will keep you active for a reason. Sorry mom, I can't stop jogging, my phone's about to die. UberTuber turns your rideshare into a money making opportunity with a streaming service built right in. What wacky rides will you be a part of? We are joined by Dac, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Sarcastic T-shirts are always in style. Eat The Rich is funny and all, but Eat Out The Rich is the new funny slogan. If you can't find them, make one on your own. Do you get tired of packing for vacation? With Shirt Surfing, you can find people with clothes like yours, and borrow their clothes while you're away from home. Suck it, airplane baggage fees! Having asthma sucks. But, using your inhaler and looking like a dweeb is worse. With the new vape inhalers, you can look cool, AND be able to breathe? Double win! The Spin Doctors Two Princes doesn't get played enough. We can fix that by blasting it everywhere. Then, the blind can use it for echolocation. How? Nerds at NASA. What's the worst chore you had as a kid? Mowing the lawn, yes. Here's a plan to fix that for all the future children. Lasers in space cutting the lawn for you, Johnny hates cleaning and making the bed. Who among you will make robo-bed makers? Please? We are joined by Martian, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Urban rental Scooters are great. But, a lot of the times they're dead because more than one people try to ride them at once. With the Super Scooter, we combine a scooter, stroller, and a large battery to mean you can get where you need to go, always. After last call, where do you go? With AirBnBar, you can stay there. The bar becomes a hostel, and you can sleep it off without having to go anywhere. What else would the space be used for? Are you out of PTO, but need a day off? With Work Sabotage, we make sure that your work is closed so you can have that time off, legally. BossCam is there for those of us that need a kick in the rump to get out work done. We have people watching your screens randomly to make sure you're on task. You pay us, we keep you on task. You've heard of Medieval Times, but now Samurai Times is the new hot thing. What's cooler than people jousting? Ninjas and Samurai! We are joined by Belia, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Do you know how good your bacon is? With PRKD, the new bacon rating app, you'll always know. Wired telephone handsets were kitschy for a while. The new thing will be a Podcast radio tuner. Listen to the new thing like it was the old thing. Do you want to make sure that he who smelt it, is the one that dealt it? With Odor Radar, you can find the stink, and find who made it. Most of us wish we didn't buy some of our steam games, and they just clutter up our library. With the Steam Don't Wish list, you can pay to remove games from people's list. Flip or Flop, Property Brothers, and the new AirBnb Surprise Reno will be your new favorite shows on HGTV. We show up to an AirBnb, do a renovation on it, then surprise the owner. Will they love it or list it? Cats tend to do some crazy things. With Tenth Life life coaching, you can have them learn that they only get nine lives, they don't get a tenth. We are joined by Sam, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Do you want to plan an awesome Leap Day? With Leap, you can plan an awesome day, on the cheap. Just know, no refunds. Do you have meetings where you need to look good, but you think you'll sound dumb? Use Fake Translator to speak gibberish to, and let them do the work of sounding smart. Do you hate that auto-correct "fixes" words for you just as often as it fixes words for you. With Auto-auto-correct-correct, you can have your phone know when auto-correct misfires, and fix it on the fly. Do you need to fake a resume? With Re-Resume, we take a job under your name, so you can make your resume look amazing, without having to do all of the work. You would think that We Got This, and we do, BUT there's a surprise Ambulance Round in the end. We are joined by Kashik, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Do you want to take a cruise, but you also want to break up with your significant other? With Ice Breakers, we make sure you're broken up, or your money back. Do you feel the calling of old school T9 phones? With the T9 App you can show off your skills again. If that doesn't get you a date, nothing will. A Rickshaw is just unhandy. You're better off with an Uber. Until now. With Rickshaw Services you can schedule your transportation with a service. Need to catch a flight, and get a haircut? Done! Want to see a movie and get a mani-pedi on the way? Done and done! I want fries from here, and a burger from there, but a drink from another place. Ubereats makes me have three different orders. With the new Eats Packages, we curate the best products for each restaurant near you, and set you up with specific packages with just the best foods from your area. No substitutions! Do you want to swap hours with someone that you don't work with? With Retail Rework, we make sure you get into a retail position for the hours you need. They get a hard worker, you get money. Win win! We are joined by Rick, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Have you flown a lot? Are you tired of people who don't fly causing you problems? With Professional Flights you must be a professional flyer to board. Are you an unprofessional flyer? Fly better with Knockout Flights. We knock you out, we fly you, and you just wake up where you want to be. Sometimes you need to burn something and also have a dead body around? With Freemation you can get it all done at the same time. Johnny has an idea, but Jaku passes. Have you heard people give cat calls? What if that made them talk like a cat afterwards? Get to it NASA nerds! We are joined by Rachel, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. UberEats is great, but sometimes you just need a quick pick me up from a strong cup of coffee. With PickMeUp, you can get coffee delivered to your hand as soon as possible. Then, using the heat from that coffee, the nerds from NASA will have figured out how to power your laptop. Geothermal energy is hot right now but Thermal energy is on the rise. Now that you have your coffee and a fully charged laptop, you can turn on your Perks App. Get your real live coffee related achievements. Well, the coffee had to run out eventually. What now? Now you play our world famous living room game. Toy soldiers plus rubber bands makes for a great time. We are joined by Andrew, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Rating things is stupid. Rarely anyone uses a 2, 3 or a 4 rating anyway. Why not remove them, and make it a system with only 1's and 5's. It's only logical. Booking corporate conference rooms is tough. People book too many, and it makes it hard for people that need them. With a social credit system, we can give them to those that will use them. But, if your job has more empty conference rooms than used ones, why not rent them out with AirBnB? Doordash delivers you food, but sometimes, when you're drunk, you need food, and you lost your phone. Now, you can use the Quick Food Key Fob, you can have food delivered to your current location. Don't wander off! We got this, but we also have another Ambulance Round. We are joined by Ctrl Alt Fu, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Today we bring to you Bark.tv, Twitch for pets. Streaming content by animals, for animals! One day, you'll be old and retired, would you like to spend your days gambling at a casino and losing money? No way! With the Can't Lose Casino, you can make sure you're always coming out even, and having a little bit of fun in the meantime. Do you get disturbed by your Do Not Disturb? With Sleep Mode, you won't see any notifications until your alarm goes off. Emergencies can happen on your time now! Do you need to smile, but just aren't feeling it? Smiles as a Service is the new in thing for you! You pay us, and we make you smile, with any means necessary. Today is special, because we bring to you a special Ambulance Round! Tune in to find out what it is! We are joined by Rob, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!

Join Jaku and Johnny for the I Got One podcast. The only Entrepreneur Podcast online that you're reading the description for right now. Normally, the rule is no politics, but for now, let's talk about it. To make a real decision on who you vote for, you need real information. With the Political Extreme Ad Blocker, you will only be shown information about candidates from an unbiased neutral third party. That way you can make a real choice. Back to the good ideas: does it take too long to drop off your kids at daycare? With Drive Thru Daycare, you can drive in, toss the kid out the window, and off you go. Easy peasy. When you see a cute doggo on tv, and you just want to pet them, it's hard. But with Pet Donations you can donate to have a cute puppers pet live on tv, because of you. YAY! Do you eat meat, but still feel guilty? With Animal Cruelty Credits you don't have to. You eat what you want, but you buy the animal credits from us. Then, someone will go vegan for a meal, to balance you out. We bring to you a special viewer submission. Smart Speaker Santa. You tell your kids to talk to Santa through your Alexa, and you get a shopping cart emailed directly to you. How is this not already a thing? We are joined by Courtney, to give you, the listeners, our business ideas FREE of charge so that you too can become entrepreneurs like us!