Laugh it Off with Craig Shoemaker

Last day at Toadhop w/ Craig Gass & John Shanks It was our curtain call with Toad hop today and we definitely went out with a bang albeit a little crazy! First the lovely Anna David fills in as co-host while Amazing comedian and impersonator Craig Gass joins us at the top of the show and tells us how he gets people to hate celebrities while having an impersonation-off with Shoe! Tracy morgan has toes & buttholes, and Alec Baldwin has fun as Al Pacino. John Shanks comes in at the second hour and gets some big names to call in to the show while getting to know what goes on behind the scenes on X factor! Our time at toadhop was fantastic and while we will miss them we're looking forward to everything the future has in store for us and we can't wait to show you!

Today we discussed dosher woods, a long-awaited clear the space, phantom vomits, Craig wears the same clotes, Rodney Dangerfield & drugs, Anna david joins us to talk about overcoming addiction while the crew ribbits, Joel wants to know what a bottom is, Dante comes on and makes craig struggle with an ad, Inside scoop of Last comic standing, "getting" showgirls, and Craig wants to retire if.....

Today Craig made the announcement that we're moving! We also talked about Samuel L. Jackson's broken collar bone, lip muscles, digging to china, Sarah's mean in the parking lot, Craig is afraid of women, a long awaited laughidation, Erik 'Montez' Griffin joins us to talk dating, save-a-ho, stripper hustle, titty sucking at the movies, honky central, and "massage" parlors.

Today we learn about rip and reads, Craig's radio voice, nerdy magicians, the REAL santa claus, Nikki calls in, laughing till you puke, Facebook experiment, Jack "likes" Craig, Steve G. Jones comes in to hypnotize us and help Craig with the ex, Sarah is puffy, Joel manifests gas money, and the gang takes a suggestibility test.

Wacko & Abundance Sarah is back and we talk about Jesus' lawyer, being a diamond, shower bench, having someone bathe you, butthole of America, Mike calls in to talk about shaving an upper quadrant, Another shoemaker nickname, Wacko joins us to tell us how he got his name, scare the pants on them, and gangs like clown too.

It's the second week with our guest co-host illeana Douglas and we talked Boston Red Sox, S*** people say to stars, taking a 2nd look at movies, 1-2-3-fur, Susana Lee/Lucky Deluxe has great feet, propping Craig up, peeping comics, putting on the cleavage, Burlesque Xerox, and secret club handjob.

Brad Williams & Preparation Today was loaded with so much fun with our fill in co-host illeana Douglas! We discussed titty sweat, mob stories, soda gun, t.v. premiere fails, transvestite bodybuilder, Brad Williams talks about his sex set list, human eclipse, lap dance challenge, Cyndi calls in and gives the group compliments, Sarah Sweet-ophile, and spankbank definition.

John Shanks joins us right at the beginning with nerdy questions for famous musicians, Melissa Etheridge secrets, Dodgers vs Yankees, Craig has met "everyone", Brian Johnson's a pirate, John has a sexy voice, Kevin Cronin calls in, John stays with us for the whole show!, who is shnook's?, babies ruin careers, change a word get a third, and music sweatshops.

We were off for another week but we came back strong with Shoedicker Siamese twins, gorilla handshakes, bucket of knowledge, Joel likes S&M, frat boy torment, maybe man-mate, "wait for the baby" line, Shoerama care, Scott Miller calls to talk politics, Myles Weber joins us to talk about being a fat kid, being an 80's movie, ass bone torture, doing the work of Jesus, and singing to Russell Brand.

We talked Craig wearing pink, Confession time, Javathiest, Father Sarah, salty beer, hand eyepatch, Steiny calls in, being a mogul, a new look, Dr. Shoe gives us a checkup, reverse racism, Brian & Jill talk about the temptations, chopping birds, speaking in accents, lovemaster origin, another installment of 'laughing at the stars', and sleeping with Kenny Loggins

Today we talk about Siri being a bitch so Morgan Freeman should replace her, Amanda Bynes breathalyzer, 9/11 truth, ky jelly in the airport, Craig Armstrong talks reality tv, Fred Stoller and cuddle dummy, "monkey" safe word, nerds are cool, keeping answering machine tapes, taking back numbers, Larry David lets Fred go, Rusty & single moms, 3 dog night reunion, Fred pays for his self-esteem.

Today Craig peed on Britney Spears' lawn, moose knuckle, We meet Craig's new assistant Kimi, Craig gets backup, Craig's ticket documentary, comic con prostitutes, Mike Black "attack" talk action figures, genital Ken, a great right turn, Outing Kimi on the air, Jousting theme music, our first game of laughing at the stars, caller Keith wins a new shirt.

Sarah's a diva, Craig feels like batman, One nut willy, Joel does his first laughidation, Jumping the shark, after dinner speaking, Mike Catherwood talks zen sports, taking Sarah's bra off, Broken vagina?, masturbate addiction, and home depot crying section

Sarah's trying to get over the weather, sweating with the oldie, Craig is lesbian-like, bathtub boning, Hollywood orgy, penis wobble, Craig Shoemaker sandwich, Kira Soltanovich 'anal expert' joins us fresh out of pilates, jew angle, minora-tee, Craig speaks Russian, and Jews on ice.

Sarah's been Knackered, neon sign hotel, Johnny ice makes an appearance, Craig is a jerk, water helmet, We call Steiny and then Steiny calls us, Swimming & pooping at the same time, Kotex belt, Plise is Light, Losing both eyes, Free cheese, and Mika gives Craig's Artichokes away.

Today we discussed picking out boogers, historical terror, Sarah won't stand up for Jesus, Dixie chicks of comedy, popping zits, shopping for rocks, ninja dad, Zuzka Light helps us get fit, yoga pedicure, Craig and Sarah workout, following white people, beaver calls, Craig wants to kiss Joel and the gang commits to a workout regime!

Craig's family is here! We talk about their vacation, an angry letter, Jared's a natural, Jackson needs new material, Justin always has hair wax, Yoda is Miss Piggy, Son & Father impersonations, Pathetic Jeopardy, Sarah plays psychologist, Map calls Craig, Todd Glass gives out big scoops, Farewell & tears accepted, Craig gets Todd a whore, He's 'cool' cool, evolving to die, and atheism discussion.

Today was out of control! We talk about how Craig looks young, DUI assistance, slimfit shirts, pizza at 2AM, Craig is having a girl!, Joel uses "snatch" chat, Awowa boweewais, We all help Sarah date, Rick Overton is early, Intercepting Sean Connery, 3 guests at once, Boob noises, Craig is an x-man, being under-nourished, Interpreting Black people, Homemade pornos, Being Hannibal lecter, Impersonation duel, and a James Mason story.

We start off today with French speaking, why Craig shaved his body, waxing buttholes, naked in the delivery room, amazing hazing, fake ID's, Sarah remembers everything, porn tongue, flipbook of intercourse, Craig pays the gang!, we find out Stefan's nickname, Darren Carter arrives late, virginity fairy, Darren still uses the club, winter of running away, redheaded step children unite, farmenian, and Darren looks like beaker.

Craig is late so we got a taste of the Sarah Sweet Show along with prop 8 discussion, grocery store babies, Nobody knows who the guest is, Sanka Coffee, Craig wrestles girls in 9th grade, boxed ears, Sleepover at Kyle's, Psychic father, Acid boobs, Florida is dangerous, D.L. Hughley calls in, Diaper cakes, Mika is pregnant!, Hans thinks everyone is pregnant, and Michael Catherwood stops by.

Sarah Stutters, vaginal boner, ghost of Fanny Brice, Joel wants a cello player, Craig Shoemaker comedy clearance, using a jackhammer, The ultimate heckler, pontification, Rob Buckley gets good at pinball, good infomercials, Rob & Craig look alike, Sarah gets an AVN, soft core porn, modesty triangle, magic by Robert, Snoring on air, pogs vs. jacks, bubble butt, date a geek, Rob makes Craig's "list", and dating sixes for charity.

Morgan freeman falls asleep, toe jam, Sarah's a therapist, 14-year old interventions, Joel wants to be Craig's ex, botox at 8 years old, Fertile Myrtle, Sarah's in euphoria, Slave day, Katey Sagal calls in, Eddie Ifft, Craig gets people fired, midget jokes, living beneath your means, Eddie's a cult leader, shitheads, homeless blowjobs, and molesting priests.

Craig comes into town, Coordinating Angelina Jolie, Being a vegetarian, World record farts, Kenya mail deliveries, Craig's dad is helter skelter, Making hotdogs, 4am vcr, Luke Poling & Tom Bean, Kool-aid ideas, our favorite eras, Sarah's a 1700's whore, foot massage for Sarah, Jester handjobs, Craig the lovemaker, Craig joins a gang, and the crew guesses a tattoo.

Craig figures out the toiles, emptying rat traps, learning to be an estimator, George Washington rides a mule, participation trophies, Craig's a pussy, man hands, Sensitivity google, poking women, Cleaning Mule balls, kid Craig drinks a highball, Lifespring, conversation between Craig's mom and dad, STEVERRR calls in, sex final, wax museum, tobacco whistleblower, support the troops mindfully, iliana's happy asshole, scrotum maturity, a couple lives in separate houses, Women are just problems, Sarah getting married, Athletic comedians, embarrassing your kids, Sarah impersonation, political spoilers.

Quitting smoking, Sarah is cranky, zing match, female casting directors, Mr. Mom, buckle up, Davy Crockett, black face, guns, broken toilet handle, door knob, healthy feet, Christopher Walken, Beer Hunter, Lovemaster, circumcision, wet dreams, long showers, Boy Scouts, de-flowering, Tiffany Bank, plus size models, Twiggy, adolescent boys, Iowa, natural woman, Debbie calls in, leopard bra, high heels, junk in the trunk, red carpet, publicist, musky smell, MacGyver, Uncle Jesse, modeling tips, & Bradley Cooper.

Joel wants a litter of kids, Delta Jeopardy high score, Hollywood Squares, Human Google, Green Lantern, stop signs on a hill, illegal underage driving, Paul calls in and takes the neighbor's car, Clark Bar Jennifer Tilly steals cookies, confess to Father Shoe, theft intervention, high ball, Buck, Betsy Salkind & Sue Kolinsky join us to talk about their book- "No Kidding," choice of not having children, vasectomy, sperm search, rent-a-womb, God children & testosterone.

Out of order bathrooms, 42, League Of Their Own, Field Of Dreams, Keanu Reeves, Meg Ryan, Harrison Ford, Kip calls in and recites poetry, Sympathy, Hobo in a bush, homeless Naomi, career changes, politics, Healthy Feet, Lorenzo Lamas does comedy,double chins, jellyfish, Vanessa O'Brien, Explorer's Grand Slam, poles, sleds, training, elite 40, London, mountain climbing, bathrooms in Antarctica, peeing in a cup, Craig explores the jungles of Hawaii, time share tours, and bananas.

Co-host Meredith Eaton fills in for the fever ridden Sarah, Family Law, frosted tips, gag reel, dwarf, top shelf guy, midget, tribal people, no boundaries, no filters, NCIS, Lance cutting the grass, living room shows, West Side Story, piss free edition, Tom Jones and Playmates, Povaratti, ignorance or idiocy, facebook battle, Hiroshima, Starbucks, therapist, Danny Lobell, Scottish Jews, Cristian Atheist, lifeguard at the Mikvah, Bill Maher, South African gangster.

While Joel is away in Puerto Rico we talk about Craig's trip with old friends, bi-focals, spring break girls, horse's teeth, Tom Jones, Fresh Prince, ghost guide, honor roll, nurse's office, JayZ, Cerami calls in, blue ink, old cars, stick shift, ambulance, Christmas Trees, dog in the bathroom, Melissa The Story, friends of Tina, Brazil nuts, Starburst, Herpes sack, wussy car names, the cup, JoAnn Willette is in the studio, love, naked grandma, E Harmony personality test, death day, Irish Cupid, eulogy, Lee Majors, Craig & Jo buy a house, crabs, spaghetti, sister wives, marathoners, Marlboro and gay husbands.

Shoe runs in, pinkies, meditation push ups, bully pontificator, gratitude list, captain, pity pit, neighbor Dave, Boston bombings, perceived enemy, righteous, Bobby Slayton, show biz doctor, Elvis Presley, married couples, fat ass, agnostic, voice overs, Lou Rawls, Comedy World, Bandits, hit by a truck, Hitler, Paul Lyons, Barney Fife, impressions, thumb tacks, Catholics, Puerto Rico, touring, teaching English in South Central, Astrology, & little people.

Craig's new DVD- Daditude, changing poop, spring break, man boobs, yoga, camel toe, traveling with a system, AXE Body Spray, pheromones, Hai Karate Cologne, free soap, large pores, freckles, eye patch, Triumph Spitfire, Lipstick, rainbow, the Bump, trampolines, foam life guard, thumbtacks, Bold & Beautiful porn, Herk, David Zasloff, relatives, old people, Havana, Bronx, French golf, sugar, Shakuhachi, shofar, prisons, Zen Judaism, evolution.

We went right to the phones today with Keith Leon, garage sales, bi spiritual, 80%, practice wife, 7 steps, socks on the floor, surfer dentist, April fools, What's Bugging Barb, Craig gets gassed by the dentist, dog cones, bro origins, Kobe Bryant, hickeys, Rob Delaney, hunting vests, Speedos, Bill Cosby, Irish privacy, yoga, musicals, naughty biscuits, twitter fights, , babies, garbage trucks, sobriety, national anthem, London, Skype, parent issues, un-civilization, pain into good, and pay to comment.

We celebrate our one year Anniversary, Wonderlust, Shoe is clairsentient, the prediction of Jared, Diana Troy, masturbating for the first time, rubber underpants, coloring your hair, gambling, handshakes, gay rights, Facebook, Clarence Thomas, Jesus, Durango, Indians, white people, Anniversary cake, Hans King predicts a couple of blankets for iliana, the unknown is a huge opportunity, negative energy, success, tangible expectations, spirit with a human coat, write yourself a letter, mind chatter, self destructive behavior, shift of consciousness, Detriot, let go and get, interference, reluctant angels, New Mexico, and keeping your intentions pure.

Today on the show we talked about reflections in a window, Stephan the new intern, the creative messy type, family meetings, Shoe's walk, degrading women, evolving, crotch to heart, fixing people up, Bradley Cooper, petting a beautiful dog, The Please Touch Museum, tactile, dropping balls, Stanley's Comedy Condo, Facebook vs. Twitter contest, orgies, playboy model, webles, mini bar, queefing, labia lasso, sandblaster, Disneyland, managers, Hank Williams, Billy Bobo Debby the puppet, children's car seats, hiding in a VW trunk, country clubs, 1%, headless Gooffy, Rocket Man, more-again-higher, Jimmy Stuart, Brittney Spears, Fox News Rape, opinionated Elaine, the legend of Hole Woman, Kegels, and Joel wins the contest by 1!

White smoke for the new Pope, preempted by Rick Dees, TMZ, Kevin Cronin at the airport, Ray Romano, Obama, Sarah Smiles, Fan Fuxxx, moisture meters, Pope 2.0, Bergoglio, feeding apparatus, John Oates calls in, Maneater, eye black, go balls deep, Oates mustache, keeping yourself fresh, NASCAR Theme Song, Grammys, twitter show, good friends, Parks & Rec, the circle, ad libbed songs, Craig Handley calls in, MILFS, snatch chat, Wayne Dyer on PBS, Jay-Z, successful cast, zombies, Platanito, Telemundo, sanitariums, breaking the generational curse.

Kelly Carlin, daughter of George Carlin, hosts the show today while Craig is on the set of Parks and Rec. Rick Overton gives us a call to talk about Catholics, Cardinals and picking a new Pope. Shoe calls us, Dylan Brody joins us in the studio to talk about the Amy Pohler faux pa, vibrating in your pants, kraft table, Daddy issues, stereo hi-fi, jazz, Bob Dylan, bad acid trips, Valium, EGO, unicorns, Mother Teresa, LSD, adult freedom, magical donuts, martial arts, meditation, twitter currency, ghost stories, rats playing dress up, Charlie Sheen and Britney Spears.

Craig is in a great mood today and ready to recap the Oscars! The voice of the Oscars, Cedering Fox, calls in to announce our long time friend and Oscar winner William Goldenberg! Ted on a stool, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty, ride the popular wave. Samuel L Jackson calls in a curses up a storm with a South African throw down. Tom Amandes is in the studio to talk about microphones, Ireland, Greece, college hazing, rhythm method, Catholics, 11 kids, mud rooms, mittens out of foam, Utah, birth class, home births, Dr. T and the Women, size 13 shoe, Saving Lincoln, Wilks Booth, assassination, Spielberg, descendants, Eisenhower, Dixie-crats, Lincoln's house, tri-cornered hats, Gettysburg Address, Daniel Day Lewis, green screens.

Joel's new hair, Sarah's laugh, critics online who focus on the negative, zombies, honesty, priest retirement package, Suzanne in a blizzard, fishing in a barrel, butter, Shoe catches a shark, sandpaper hands, sleeping under a truck in the rain. Christian Meoli joins us to talk about teasing the I-tals, aging well, Superbowl media pass, connecting the dots of our destiny, peace sign car flags, Dr. Jerry Buss, the Green Girl from Star Trek, Kick Starter, skate boards, incest musicals, sweat equity, revolving door, working with friends, and Boston cousins.

Sarah and Shoe stink, third base and tell, china town, Superbowl, Beyonce, genuine slutty, the super interpreter. Shoe's long time friend and Oscar nominated editor, Billy Goldenberg calls in to the show, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty, surprise explosions, shutter takes. Rich Aronovitch joins us to talk about selling knives at Costco, Rosa Parks, Heroes, "breath-a-tuse", the Dungeon, Eddie Ifft, South Africa, refusing the towel, whale watching, sharks and bombing, Jim Mcmahon, Bold and The Beautiful, Sarah keeps Shoe honest, daddy to big brother, therapist looses it, and Rich finds God.

Shoe starts off the show with a rant, Jim Nabors comes out, Bitch Andrew calls in, baby talk with Sarah, what you resist- persists, The 3 Stooges, therapy with the Ex, and finally- The "I'm a cougar" story! Hilarious actress and comedienne Lisa Ann Walter joins us to talk about boobs, sexuality, body image issues, women in comedy, growing some ass, gay ex-husbands, Lindsay Lohan, raising her kids to be sexually respectful, and fine dining with utensils.

Shoe does out of date impressions, making out with Sean Connery both pre and post dentures, Rogaine, gallow's humor, Led Zeplin and Deep Purple. The very funny comedian and raw foods virtuoso Eddie Brill talks about women in comedy, poison in a bottle, the David Letterman Show, Wall-E, milk, The Bible, Satan, naughty AND nice. Show plays us the tape of him trying to get out of a ticket, Mika's love letter and Craig gets to play high school football.

Baby MacGyver, dust ruffles, scrap booking, Shoe's mut dog, borderline personality disorder, and rehab.The very still alive Paul Williams talks about fame, happiness, reflecting the truth, sober creativity, rainbow connection, Barbra Streisand on guitar, a spontaneous duet with Shoe and a laughidation!

Sarah wants to know how soon is it to start dating again, Shoe gives us a call from the airport to talk about his favorite female comedians, Jimmy Stuart with a yeast infection, The Hooters, masculine and feminine energy. The very talented Illeana Douglas joined us to talk about women in comedy, her "service" dog, riding on a train, her job as a coat checker and filming in an IKEA.

Shoe brings his son, Justin to the studio today as we talked about Shoe's full Christmas morning Les Mis experience. Stories about sneaking into musicals, cripples, Lakers cheerleaders and all while breaking into song! Christopher Kennedy Lawford joined us to talk about the Rat Pack, Sinatra, mascots, fear is in our DNA, Hannibal Lector at the slot machine, resolutions are a waste of money and Mika's heartfelt New Year's speech.

We talked about gun control, planting seeds, silver linings, musicals, Sarah steals a sandwich and delivers some good news. Award winning-author Marala Scott joined us to talk about laughing at the madness, perception vs reality and breaking the pattern of abuse.

Comedian/musician Mark Eddie joined us to sing some duets with Shoe. We talked about "homo seats" at the movie theater, Mark's un-sexually active teenage daughters and Les Miserables. During the second hour, we explored the symbolism of The Wizard of Oz.

We talked about Sarah's racist vagina, corn on the cobb, sword fighting, the OJ Simpson trail, Johnnie Cochran, candooling with Daryl Hannah and the Judd Apatow lie. DL Hughley calls in and gives Craig a hard time for getting soft! Black men die young and nature vs. nurture.

Sarah takes the wheel during Craig's absence. We talked about new and old relationships, how long before you put out, say "I love you," and give "mouth hugs." Sarah's tight morals are questioned and Craig joined us to talk about his Thanksgiving miracle.

Dr. Drew, The Silver Fox, came on the show to give Craig some much needed advice. We talked about the fear of success, taking a compliment and the side effects of prescription drugs. Craig's drug company conspiracy theory is debunked, Costa Rica has great hookers and Craig has the birthday blues. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention ventriloquist sex and helicopter dick?

Actor and long time friend Grant Shaud joined us to talk about being a "tech-tard," pledging in college where Craig wrestled a chimp named Zelda, and of course pooping stories! Craig told his Magic Johnson story, Sarah gives us "Good News" and finally we heard about Craig's Oscar winning performance in "Tomcat Angels."

Today on the show, we talked about iliana's stevia cookies, Craig's iron belly and his mom dressing him up as a geisha girl for Halloween. The boners were out in Philly town, gorilla Kyle calls to hear his own voice again and Hurricane Sandy can't keep our callers away! Shoe's sleep machine electrocutes him and Craig and Sarah clear the space over their texting feud.