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In her work encouraging healthier relationships as a way to live a happier life, Katarina Blom already knew how key connection is to happiness. Then she was chosen to be the psychologist in a television series called The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, produced by Amy Pohler. Along with an interior designer and an organizer, she supported people to deal with their stuff, leading to surprising changes in their well-being. In the process, it became evident that clearing the roadblocks in our lives, with our stuff AND with our relationships, clears the way for more joy, deeper connection and more authenticity. We'll talk about her work before the show, the filming of the episodes, and how her time with the subjects they supported strengthened her commitment to making room for it all; within community.
In her work encouraging healthier relationships as a way to live a happier life, Katarina Blom already knew how key connection is to happiness. Then she was chosen to be the psychologist in a television series called The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, produced by Amy Pohler. Along with an interior designer and an organizer, she supported people to deal with their stuff, leading to surprising changes in their well-being. In the process, it became evident that clearing the roadblocks in our lives, with our stuff AND with our relationships, clears the way for more joy, deeper connection and more authenticity. We'll talk about her work before the show, the filming of the episodes, and how her time with the subjects they supported strengthened her commitment to making room for it all; within community.
Expermination is a core element of building a Collaborative Learning Culture. Have you ever put out an idea or initiated in some way as a leader and people just bought in and went with it? They went with your initiation and they're like, "Yeah, let's try this!?" On today's episode Andrea talks about the value of goodwill and how to build that in your team so as a team, you're more willing to buy-in to little experiments and see how things go. Mentioned in this episode: Amy Pohler's Masterclass www.voiceofinfluence.net/manager Read the show notes here: https://www.voiceofinfluence.net/299 Give and receive feedback that makes a difference! Register for our 20 minute Deep Impact Method video course here: www.voiceofinfluence.net/deepimpact
No, don't capitalize; That would make it a proper I would hate for you to think This is a proper anything Not correct, politically, by any means Especially not to me Just a warning I'm just a background singer, I don't mean to linger When I lift my finger I'm pointing to the lead Billie, you shouldn't do this. I already did. What the shit. Time travel, bitch. BILLIE ELLISH speeds off into the night, leaving nothing but a trail of flames and a plume of smoke behind the sleek, silver DeLorean Are you sure this is what you want? Yeah it is. Just sign here. Christ. Nice. Where's my scythe. I thought you already had a scythe— This is the tiny scythe—Where's the full size? Why! What?! For what?? It's a set. [beat.] ...it is, though. So, then—gimmie. Uh, we don't— Yeah, we don't have that— —we just handle the paperwork. —we just handle the paperwork. Oh, like HR? Yeah, like that. I met you at The Ninth Gate… I don't think this is a good idea. It's a fine idea. I really don't know. Then shut up. Obsession, Lust— Thr delicate balance between Genius, and Madman What do I look like to you? …a movie star. What is that? A movie star. I didn't hear you! A movie star! I wanted to tell you this in person… If you go any further, there's no going backs There's no going back anyway. CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING. I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't be gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. After C'esme'ts disappearance, (and refusal to cooperate with The Phrophecy as foretold), Petrutieio seeks companionship and solace with a dutchess, from a further realm—This causes the inhabitants of the lower realms to begin to isolate from one another, eventually erupting into an all out war between Kingdoms. C'esme't, still journeying about the various Kingdoms in the outer realms, becomes amused and charmed by a cosmic magician; a King, in his own realm, though as his father still reigns, has not become an official successor to the throne, until he marries; unassuming and rather shy GIAN, very tamely roams about the wilderness, amused by the cosmic messengers of Ascencia Gathered with The Ascended Masters, C'esme't accepts an invitation to study in the palace, decisively allowing herself the “freedom of choice” from fulfilling The Prophecy, as foretold, However, she is blissfully unaware of the conscious ties between this realm, and that of her own; the ascended mastery begins to unify the Family of Light, to unearth an ancient relic, which holds yet unknown truths concerning the fate of the higher realms of Ascencia, and those even beyond Infinity. Where is she? She hasn't returned. When will she? What concern is it of yours? You have this… She gestures to a fair and freckled woman, her black and smooth locks draped over her shoulder; she is tame, but fierce in stature. It's my Kingdom. That, it is. I will rule how I please— He looks over his shoulder, gesturing his confidant. —and with whom. Hm. Peturtheo shows a slight glimpse of fear; a brief silence fills the room with tension. He asserts himself with a head nod. So you shall. He makes his way back over to the Goddess, as she wraps her long and sleek arm around his neck and shoulder, as he leans back into the embrace. Yes, I shall. The King's Three exit the chambers; Petrutheo, wide eyed and clearly stifled, lets out a hollow sigh, trying— but failing entirely— to relax at all. C'esme't and Petruthieo are eternally bonded; for when one thinks of the other, they become as one—no matter the time, or space—or entire worlds between them. In the pre-existence, as Young Immortal masters, All the Gods and Goddesses of Ascencia are raised in the kingdom of Gaia, as perfect whole and innocent children, until adolescence—where they are separated into the lower realms to exist and create outwardly and grow into Ascended Mastery. [A Free Vegan is a term used to describe a person who practices veganism, but still may moderately consume some animal products sparingly, such as collagen, honey, or other products medicinally or as supplementary nutrition; this Vegan might wear leather, use products or materials derived from animals for convenience, functionality, or economic reasons.] Girl with the tattoo Miguel “A Walkthough Central Park” I'm on a regimen of vitavitavitamin, I need some anescrptoc and some aneceptomen Medicine man and an antiseptic A bed to rest my head I, some bread Some peanut butter for my jelly {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
I met you at The Ninth Gate… I don't think this is a good idea. It's a fine idea. I really don't know. Then shut up. Obsession, Lust— Thr delicate balance between Genius, and Madman What do I look like to you? …a movie star. What is that? A movie star. I didn't hear you! A movie star! I wanted to tell you this in person… If you go any further, there's no going backs There's no going back anyway. CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING. I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't be gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. Jumpin Jumpin, Destiny's Child DLAXKBACK: SEASON 5 June 4th, 2021 XS NIGHTCLUB, LAS VEGAS NEVADA See, I told you. There they go. I guess. Alright, where's Rick? He's here— I can smell him. That's— There he is. Mmm. Stop lookin nervous— I don't like this. Alright, that's good ^.^ Okay. Let's find this portal. Damn. Huh. Last time I was here, it was to see— Don't say Skrillex— —It was to see Skrillex. Fuck you dude. ——-ahhhhh——!!!!!! GET IN THE SHIP. —I AIN'T SIGNING SHIT— YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! [WAPPING] alright, that's it! GOD!!! That's not my name. (It is.) —-what? Where are you going? ...We're going camping. All of us? ALL OF US. Oh, shit! Get IN THE SHIP. Woah. NOW! —- Ugh. Oooof. Bad. Get up. Ummm...who are you? Get up, you have to perform. Perform for WHAT? Come on, dude— —okay, first of all— Uh huh [A SUPERSTAR DJ] experiences the dance floor.. ...As a fan. But (I got nervous) what I meant to say, was DILLON FRANCIS is stuck in SUPACREE's body, and vice versa. She must perform in his place. Stop it, man. I have an itch, I'm gonna scratch! Not the ink. What is it? Don't touch it. Don't touch it. DON'T TOUCH THAT— —OR, DO. ♀️ . . . ...I don't know. What do I do? Push the button. Which button, Gerald?! The PLAY button. You're a DICK It's ROUND— —what, your di—?! —NO, the BUTTON. WHICH FUCKIN BUTTON. Ooh, I got one. [the Motherf*ckers are fuck hunting] It appears as though they lost all their fucks— DILLON FRANCIS has plenty, because “Chandelier” Lol. Pop. Bang. Ooh. Oh. My God. What. Wake up. We're here. Im addicted It's lit lit Getting lifted Gifted shapeshifters sit in While I disintegrate my disinterest What is this? You're in it Did I mention I made you a sandwich, It's still in my kitchen Oh shit, the— “That's The Tallest Skrillex I've Ever Seen” Oh wow, tall. Never thought about that Thump thumps— Where'd they come from? This is nuts: What is this. This is earth. No. What is your life's, what is your life Where is your wife And why can't I get this shot right Right on time? Right? That's the guy, right? Might be— It might be time- Tame Impala I don't know, but I'm down for the night Going wild for the I I I forgot my line, like: Try to write an album on the dance floor All these lines, VI—what's that for? I'm free from, call me kudi I'm reborn Call me Lynard Skinnard. I'm a freebird Oh please— You got me weak in the knees Bitch please What are teeth? Take me out to chuckle cheese Tell me what your disease is, It's easy I'm a pleasure, I'll teach you Now let me get a drink Before I speak truth OH MY GOD. I love His fandom so much. Love the fandom, cause I am one Call me Katy imma go dumb Call me carnage, with a green thumb Drop the Bass up In Your face, I call it thump thumps What's for lunch Let's get drunk Don't make me go pop the trunk!!! Oh YOU! YOU! YOU! What's wrong with him, What'd they do to him. What's—wait. Look at that face. That is not the face of a free man. I'm a trash can. Yeah, well...that. Who's his master? I am. What!? Goddamn! I did that. What is that? A sandwhich? Just have half. WHOOOP-WHOOP! What! Whoop whoops?! It's MUCH too earty for Whoop Whoops! Far too early. Where's Chak Chel? oh my God!! Who's this LADY?! I'm in VIP Give me a sip I'm gonna get lit, eat chips with Chak Chel and then dip “What is this sauce?” It's ranch, dipshit. You're an ass NAH, I'm A PIÑATA. Bitch, I'm the boss, I wanna get lost in my thoughts, But I'm lost in the box I'm a rockstar, rockstar games. Or maybe Okay this: He has a man purse. I like him. What's going on?!!!! He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse— GET THAT S#iT BAMPHER: —You're in. I'm in VIP OH YOU FUCKIN WANNA BE LOOK AT MEEEEEE IM MR— There's Rick. Mx. Meesinks. Hi—I'm— Get this bitch [picture of SUPACREE/SKRILLEX/a whatthefuck] Yesssiiirrreeee Don't call me sir. SIR And— SERVANT Wait, there's more? SCRIBE/DARK LORD There's always more— SIR Aaanddd—I would like to be called “sir” SERVANT Excuse me? SIR Call me sir. Third eye itching, Let me stop and take a picture Switch it Feeling wishy washy, Kinda bitchy, kinda bossy— Where the party at? you lost me. Where the fuxk I park my car— It couldn't be that far— I— I— I— I— — I woke up on a farm God. WW U D IM ABOUT TO DO WHAT JESUS WOULDNT DO (Yes, I would.) Whoop whoop!! —Nope, still too early. OMG look. Birds! Becky, Becky, Sarah— Oh, there's Sarah! Wow, Nancy's recovering well, yeah? [NANCY, freshly out of her neck brace; attends her first show since “the incident”—after breaking her neck to EXCISION, her friends agree that DILLON FRANCIS will be a safe bet.] Damn, people don't give any type of fuxk whatsoever. Nope. [drinks] So what do we do? Have a drink. I'm a robot, now No home, no soul I'm a robot now, No friends, no phone I'm a robot now And I'm always all alone I should be proud but I'm a robot now {mixes with A.A., iambic} What is reality? That's not dancing. Let's just—no. No, l—no What the fuxk. What the FUXK!!! How did he get here?! Look at him. No, don't look. (Don't look at me.) Don't look at him. Aww. GET UP DILLON, it's time to go! What is time?? WHAT THE FOOOOOO1– posaqwwwwwwwwww—— GADDAAAAAAQAAAMN!!!! STAAAAAAHHHHP. Goddammit, what are you doing here?! Everybody's here. Nah. Nah. [everybody is there.] Nah. Got this catatonic obsession, Shoulda learned my lesson, There's a learning curve to everything; You finally taught me something Floor is so sticky, I can't even sit and meditate Can't even find the space to write this My mistake, not my guy, I guess? My idol, maybe friend? I know those eyes inside of mine each time I see them So what is freedom? So that's it, There's no love left It's just money and sex No new friends So that means No new beginning— And at the very least no new enemies— Please Gerald! Damn, you're hot. Okay, knock it off I got it. I got it. I told you this would happen. Doesn't it always? “Follow the eye” Or just DONT Time to go. I love that song. I almost wore that shirt; I love that song! I am that song. What. I think I need a day, or forever, maybe To get away Time flies when you fast; I just danced my last dance, Thanks, Dillon Francis. Now when I meditate and pray I can ask GODDAMN, what the fuck was that about Now where in the fuck is my hat,yeah Grab that piñata, Let's look at the map, Maybe tonight, imma get in a fight These white girls are like DANE COOK “MINE” Pelicans MINEMINEMINE Hot Vollyball Girls: MINE. Alright, that's enough. No, stay here. What the fuck. NO, STAY HERE. Okay, I—guess. NO, STAY HERE. Fuxk, the watchers. I thought they didn't want me here. He doesn't care?! Clearly— Clearly nothing—! Gather more evidence! What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? S Ū P ∆ ⓒ Я E E.™ He's a very handsome man, the full package She's actually a retired dancer, turned rapper; The trash can and last kandi handler, Handed a band to a fan, that's reality shattering yeah What happens after? Back to camp, I guess. SWIPER Aww, maaaan. I just wanna hold hands with a piñata, but I can't; I just want the answers to the questions I asked, answered, but nah. Have you seen my left arm? It's self harm, and it's just harmless, a charm— All I did was send magic to that man, Laughed under my mask, but haven't had a chance to love again since the last man banned me from having ‘happy'; So I can't handle this thirst trap, I reverse that Mantra from can't to Yea I can, Now, Where is Pan at? Ask Hanzel After, actually, Scratch that, I said I'd never turn my back on him, but Here's my butt and my backpack. I'll see you at Bass Camp, Or a Mansion, Or @ a mention, And thanks for the graduation, I hate my name, and I'm famous, maybe But hey, I just want someone to know me, I'm really lonely, I owe money to every agency, The governments enslaving me by my name and a paycheck. I've written albums, but haven't gotten paid yet; I wrote a novel, about a man I'm willing to say I've never met, Cause I respected him— And the Sadness Never Ends, I made a fandom out of friends, How it ends is with a pen and paper, I guess My hands on the decks, I'm just an ambidextrous sexually ambiguous DJ bitch; And Dillon Francis is my favorite producer, cause I'm just a loser who refuses to lose it, Enough to end the pollution and politicians who use us for getting richer I snap a picture, no movement. So even though I wanted to, I didn't— No pictures, no press releases and no random bitches; I just saw him in a vision, and at least ten astral projections, Got a circle of protection, a lesson, Cause now I'm branded and stressing OWSLA kicked me out, CAuse I'm a Cow, But I can also be an owl I'm growling now, I'm on the prowl for anyone to let me out, I'm trapped And down, cause he's out of my league, And I like him now. I needed it to be a leap year, but it wasn't , and although I was expecting a small amount of money on the 3rd, I had to depart lik/ on the first, and though I had roughly 4 days remaining in my stay, it had started to feel like the beginning of the end, from about the night before and into the morning, waking up sick and sore and most of all tired and hungry A Free Vegan is a term used to describe a person who practices veganism, but still may moderately consume some animal products sparingly, such as collagen, honey, or other products medicinally or as supplementary nutrition; this Vegan might wear leather, use products or materials derived from animals for convenience, functionality, or economic reasons Girl with the tattoo Miguel “A Walkthough Central Park” I'm on a regimen of vitavitavitamin, I need some anescrptoc and some aneceptomen Medicine man and an antiseptic A bed to rest my head I, some bread Some peanut butter for my jelly {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
No, don't capitalize; That would make it a proper I would hate for you to think This is a proper anything Not correct, politically, by any means Especially not to me Just a warning I'm just a background singer, I don't mean to linger When I lift my finger I'm pointing to the lead Billie, you shouldn't do this. I already did. What the shit. Time travel, bitch. BILLIE ELLISH speeds off into the night, leaving nothing but a trail of flames and a plume of smoke behind the sleek, silver DeLorean Are you sure this is what you want? Yeah it is. Just sign here. Christ. Nice. Where's my scythe. I thought you already had a scythe— This is the tiny scythe—Where's the full size? Why! What?! For what?? It's a set. [beat.] ...it is, though. So, then—gimmie. Uh, we don't— Yeah, we don't have that— —we just handle the paperwork. —we just handle the paperwork. Oh, like HR? Yeah, like that. I met you at The Ninth Gate… I don't think this is a good idea. It's a fine idea. I really don't know. Then shut up. Obsession, Lust— Thr delicate balance between Genius, and Madman What do I look like to you? …a movie star. What is that? A movie star. I didn't hear you! A movie star! I wanted to tell you this in person… If you go any further, there's no going backs There's no going back anyway. CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING. I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't be gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. After C'esme'ts disappearance, (and refusal to cooperate with The Phrophecy as foretold), Petrutieio seeks companionship and solace with a dutchess, from a further realm—This causes the inhabitants of the lower realms to begin to isolate from one another, eventually erupting into an all out war between Kingdoms. C'esme't, still journeying about the various Kingdoms in the outer realms, becomes amused and charmed by a cosmic magician; a King, in his own realm, though as his father still reigns, has not become an official successor to the throne, until he marries; unassuming and rather shy GIAN, very tamely roams about the wilderness, amused by the cosmic messengers of Ascencia Gathered with The Ascended Masters, C'esme't accepts an invitation to study in the palace, decisively allowing herself the “freedom of choice” from fulfilling The Prophecy, as foretold, However, she is blissfully unaware of the conscious ties between this realm, and that of her own; the ascended mastery begins to unify the Family of Light, to unearth an ancient relic, which holds yet unknown truths concerning the fate of the higher realms of Ascencia, and those even beyond Infinity. Where is she? She hasn't returned. When will she? What concern is it of yours? You have this… She gestures to a fair and freckled woman, her black and smooth locks draped over her shoulder; she is tame, but fierce in stature. It's my Kingdom. That, it is. I will rule how I please— He looks over his shoulder, gesturing his confidant. —and with whom. Hm. Peturtheo shows a slight glimpse of fear; a brief silence fills the room with tension. He asserts himself with a head nod. So you shall. He makes his way back over to the Goddess, as she wraps her long and sleek arm around his neck and shoulder, as he leans back into the embrace. Yes, I shall. The King's Three exit the chambers; Petrutheo, wide eyed and clearly stifled, lets out a hollow sigh, trying— but failing entirely— to relax at all. C'esme't and Petruthieo are eternally bonded; for when one thinks of the other, they become as one—no matter the time, or space—or entire worlds between them. In the pre-existence, as Young Immortal masters, All the Gods and Goddesses of Ascencia are raised in the kingdom of Gaia, as perfect whole and innocent children, until adolescence—where they are separated into the lower realms to exist and create outwardly and grow into Ascended Mastery. [A Free Vegan is a term used to describe a person who practices veganism, but still may moderately consume some animal products sparingly, such as collagen, honey, or other products medicinally or as supplementary nutrition; this Vegan might wear leather, use products or materials derived from animals for convenience, functionality, or economic reasons.] Girl with the tattoo Miguel “A Walkthough Central Park” I'm on a regimen of vitavitavitamin, I need some anescrptoc and some aneceptomen Medicine man and an antiseptic A bed to rest my head I, some bread Some peanut butter for my jelly {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't he gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
I met you at The Ninth Gate… I don't think this is a good idea. It's a fine idea. I really don't know. Then shut up. Obsession, Lust— Thr delicate balance between Genius, and Madman What do I look like to you? …a movie star. What is that? A movie star. I didn't hear you! A movie star! I wanted to tell you this in person… If you go any further, there's no going backs There's no going back anyway. CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't he gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. Jumpin Jumpin, Destiny's Child DLAXKBACK: SEASON 5 June 4th, 2021 XS NIGHTCLUB, LAS VEGAS NEVADA See, I told you. There they go. I guess. Alright, where's Rick? He's here— I can smell him. That's— There he is. Mmm. Stop lookin nervous— I don't like this. Alright, that's good ^.^ Okay. Let's find this portal. Damn. Huh. Last time I was here, it was to see— Don't say Skrillex— —It was to see Skrillex. Fuck you dude. ——-ahhhhh——!!!!!! GET IN THE SHIP. —I AIN'T SIGNING SHIT— YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! [WAPPING] alright, that's it! GOD!!! That's not my name. (It is.) —-what? Where are you going? ...We're going camping. All of us? ALL OF US. Oh, shit! Get IN THE SHIP. Woah. NOW! —- Ugh. Oooof. Bad. Get up. Ummm...who are you? Get up, you have to perform. Perform for WHAT? Come on, dude— —okay, first of all— Uh huh [A SUPERSTAR DJ] experiences the dance floor.. ...As a fan. But (I got nervous) what I meant to say, was DILLON FRANCIS is stuck in SUPACREE's body, and vice versa. She must perform in his place. Stop it, man. I have an itch, I'm gonna scratch! Not the ink. What is it? Don't touch it. Don't touch it. DON'T TOUCH THAT— —OR, DO. ♀️ . . . ...I don't know. What do I do? Push the button. Which button, Gerald?! The PLAY button. You're a DICK It's ROUND— —what, your di—?! —NO, the BUTTON. WHICH FUCKIN BUTTON. Ooh, I got one. [the Motherf*ckers are fuck hunting] It appears as though they lost all their fucks— DILLON FRANCIS has plenty, because “Chandelier” Lol. Pop. Bang. Ooh. Oh. My God. What. Wake up. We're here. Im addicted It's lit lit Getting lifted Gifted shapeshifters sit in While I disintegrate my disinterest What is this? You're in it Did I mention I made you a sandwich, It's still in my kitchen Oh shit, the— “That's The Tallest Skrillex I've Ever Seen” Oh wow, tall. Never thought about that Thump thumps— Where'd they come from? This is nuts: What is this. This is earth. No. What is your life's, what is your life Where is your wife And why can't I get this shot right Right on time? Right? That's the guy, right? Might be— It might be time- Tame Impala I don't know, but I'm down for the night Going wild for the I I I forgot my line, like: Try to write an album on the dance floor All these lines, VI—what's that for? I'm free from, call me kudi I'm reborn Call me Lynard Skinnard. I'm a freebird Oh please— You got me weak in the knees Bitch please What are teeth? Take me out to chuckle cheese Tell me what your disease is, It's easy I'm a pleasure, I'll teach you Now let me get a drink Before I speak truth OH MY GOD. I love His fandom so much. Love the fandom, cause I am one Call me Katy imma go dumb Call me carnage, with a green thumb Drop the Bass up In Your face, I call it thump thumps What's for lunch Let's get drunk Don't make me go pop the trunk!!! Oh YOU! YOU! YOU! What's wrong with him, What'd they do to him. What's—wait. Look at that face. That is not the face of a free man. I'm a trash can. Yeah, well...that. Who's his master? I am. What!? Goddamn! I did that. What is that? A sandwhich? Just have half. WHOOOP-WHOOP! What! Whoop whoops?! It's MUCH too earty for Whoop Whoops! Far too early. Where's Chak Chel? oh my God!! Who's this LADY?! I'm in VIP Give me a sip I'm gonna get lit, eat chips with Chak Chel and then dip “What is this sauce?” It's ranch, dipshit. You're an ass NAH, I'm A PIÑATA. Bitch, I'm the boss, I wanna get lost in my thoughts, But I'm lost in the box I'm a rockstar, rockstar games. Or maybe Okay this: He has a man purse. I like him. What's going on?!!!! He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse— GET THAT S#iT BAMPHER: —You're in. I'm in VIP OH YOU FUCKIN WANNA BE LOOK AT MEEEEEE IM MR— There's Rick. Mx. Meesinks. Hi—I'm— Get this bitch [picture of SUPACREE/SKRILLEX/a whatthefuck] Yesssiiirrreeee Don't call me sir. SIR And— SERVANT Wait, there's more? SCRIBE/DARK LORD There's always more— SIR Aaanddd—I would like to be called “sir” SERVANT Excuse me? SIR Call me sir. Third eye itching, Let me stop and take a picture Switch it Feeling wishy washy, Kinda bitchy, kinda bossy— Where the party at? you lost me. Where the fuxk I park my car— It couldn't be that far— I— I— I— I— — I woke up on a farm God. WW U D IM ABOUT TO DO WHAT JESUS WOULDNT DO (Yes, I would.) Whoop whoop!! —Nope, still too early. OMG look. Birds! Becky, Becky, Sarah— Oh, there's Sarah! Wow, Nancy's recovering well, yeah? [NANCY, freshly out of her neck brace; attends her first show since “the incident”—after breaking her neck to EXCISION, her friends agree that DILLON FRANCIS will be a safe bet.] Damn, people don't give any type of fuxk whatsoever. Nope. [drinks] So what do we do? Have a drink. I'm a robot, now No home, no soul I'm a robot now, No friends, no phone I'm a robot now And I'm always all alone I should be proud but I'm a robot now {mixes with A.A., iambic} What is reality? That's not dancing. Let's just—no. No, l—no What the fuxk. What the FUXK!!! How did he get here?! Look at him. No, don't look. (Don't look at me.) Don't look at him. Aww. GET UP DILLON, it's time to go! What is time?? WHAT THE FOOOOOO1– posaqwwwwwwwwww—— GADDAAAAAAQAAAMN!!!! STAAAAAAHHHHP. Goddammit, what are you doing here?! Everybody's here. Nah. Nah. [everybody is there.] Nah. Got this catatonic obsession, Shoulda learned my lesson, There's a learning curve to everything; You finally taught me something Floor is so sticky, I can't even sit and meditate Can't even find the space to write this My mistake, not my guy, I guess? My idol, maybe friend? I know those eyes inside of mine each time I see them So what is freedom? So that's it, There's no love left It's just money and sex No new friends So that means No new beginning— And at the very least no new enemies— Please Gerald! Damn, you're hot. Okay, knock it off I got it. I got it. I told you this would happen. Doesn't it always? “Follow the eye” Or just DONT Time to go. I love that song. I almost wore that shirt; I love that song! I am that song. What. I think I need a day, or forever, maybe To get away Time flies when you fast; I just danced my last dance, Thanks, Dillon Francis. Now when I meditate and pray I can ask GODDAMN, what the fuck was that about Now where in the fuck is my hat,yeah Grab that piñata, Let's look at the map, Maybe tonight, imma get in a fight These white girls are like DANE COOK “MINE” Pelicans MINEMINEMINE Hot Vollyball Girls: MINE. Alright, that's enough. No, stay here. What the fuck. NO, STAY HERE. Okay, I—guess. NO, STAY HERE. Fuxk, the watchers. I thought they didn't want me here. He doesn't care?! Clearly— Clearly nothing—! Gather more evidence! What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? S Ū P ∆ ⓒ Я E E.™ He's a very handsome man, the full package She's actually a retired dancer, turned rapper; The trash can and last kandi handler, Handed a band to a fan, that's reality shattering yeah What happens after? Back to camp, I guess. SWIPER Aww, maaaan. I just wanna hold hands with a piñata, but I can't; I just want the answers to the questions I asked, answered, but nah. Have you seen my left arm? It's self harm, and it's just harmless, a charm— All I did was send magic to that man, Laughed under my mask, but haven't had a chance to love again since the last man banned me from having ‘happy'; So I can't handle this thirst trap, I reverse that Mantra from can't to Yea I can, Now, Where is Pan at? Ask Hanzel After, actually, Scratch that, I said I'd never turn my back on him, but Here's my butt and my backpack. I'll see you at Bass Camp, Or a Mansion, Or @ a mention, And thanks for the graduation, I hate my name, and I'm famous, maybe But hey, I just want someone to know me, I'm really lonely, I owe money to every agency, The governments enslaving me by my name and a paycheck. I've written albums, but haven't gotten paid yet; I wrote a novel, about a man I'm willing to say I've never met, Cause I respected him— And the Sadness Never Ends, I made a fandom out of friends, How it ends is with a pen and paper, I guess My hands on the decks, I'm just an ambidextrous sexually ambiguous DJ bitch; And Dillon Francis is my favorite producer, cause I'm just a loser who refuses to lose it, Enough to end the pollution and politicians who use us for getting richer I snap a picture, no movement. So even though I wanted to, I didn't— No pictures, no press releases and no random bitches; I just saw him in a vision, and at least ten astral projections, Got a circle of protection, a lesson, Cause now I'm branded and stressing OWSLA kicked me out, CAuse I'm a Cow, But I can also be an owl I'm growling now, I'm on the prowl for anyone to let me out, I'm trapped And down, cause he's out of my league, And I like him now. I needed it to be a leap year, but it wasn't , and although I was expecting a small amount of money on the 3rd, I had to depart lik/ on the first, and though I had roughly 4 days remaining in my stay, it had started to feel like the beginning of the end, from about the night before and into the morning, waking up sick and sore and most of all tired and hungry A Free Vegan is a term used to describe a person who practices veganism, but still may moderately consume some animal products sparingly, such as collagen, honey, or other products medicinally or as supplementary nutrition; this Vegan might wear leather, use products or materials derived from animals for convenience, functionality, or economic reasons Girl with the tattoo Miguel “A Walkthough Central Park” I'm on a regimen of vitavitavitamin, I need some anescrptoc and some aneceptomen Medicine man and an antiseptic A bed to rest my head I, some bread Some peanut butter for my jelly {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
the first drop gave me herpes. well, that's S Ū P ∆ ⓒ Я E E . I met you at The Ninth Gate… I don't think this is a good idea. It's a fine idea. I really don't know. Then shut up. Obsession, Lust— Thr delicate balance between Genius, and Madman What do I look like to you? …a movie star. What is that? A movie star. I didn't hear you! A movie star! I wanted to tell you this in person… If you go any further, there's no going backs There's no going back anyway. CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't he gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. Jumpin Jumpin, Destiny's Child DLAXKBACK: SEASON 5 June 4th, 2021 XS NIGHTCLUB, LAS VEGAS NEVADA See, I told you. There they go. I guess. Alright, where's Rick? He's here— I can smell him. That's— There he is. Mmm. Stop lookin nervous— I don't like this. Alright, that's good ^.^ Okay. Let's find this portal. Damn. Huh. Last time I was here, it was to see— Don't say Skrillex— —It was to see Skrillex. Fuck you dude. ——-ahhhhh——!!!!!! GET IN THE SHIP. —I AIN'T SIGNING SHIT— YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! [WAPPING] alright, that's it! GOD!!! That's not my name. (It is.) —-what? Where are you going? ...We're going camping. All of us? ALL OF US. Oh, shit! Get IN THE SHIP. Woah. NOW! —- Ugh. Oooof. Bad. Get up. Ummm...who are you? Get up, you have to perform. Perform for WHAT? Come on, dude— —okay, first of all— Uh huh [A SUPERSTAR DJ] experiences the dance floor.. ...As a fan. But (I got nervous) what I meant to say, was DILLON FRANCIS is stuck in SUPACREE's body, and vice versa. She must perform in his place. Stop it, man. I have an itch, I'm gonna scratch! Not the ink. What is it? Don't touch it. Don't touch it. DON'T TOUCH THAT— —OR, DO. ♀️ . . . ...I don't know. What do I do? Push the button. Which button, Gerald?! The PLAY button. You're a DICK It's ROUND— —what, your di—?! —NO, the BUTTON. WHICH FUCKIN BUTTON. Ooh, I got one. [the Motherf*ckers are fuck hunting] It appears as though they lost all their fucks— DILLON FRANCIS has plenty, because “Chandelier” Lol. Pop. Bang. Ooh. Oh. My God. What. Wake up. We're here. Im addicted It's lit lit Getting lifted Gifted shapeshifters sit in While I disintegrate my disinterest What is this? You're in it Did I mention I made you a sandwich, It's still in my kitchen Oh shit, the— “That's The Tallest Skrillex I've Ever Seen” Oh wow, tall. Never thought about that Thump thumps— Where'd they come from? This is nuts: What is this. This is earth. No. What is your life's, what is your life Where is your wife And why can't I get this shot right Right on time? Right? That's the guy, right? Might be— It might be time- Tame Impala I don't know, but I'm down for the night Going wild for the I I I forgot my line, like: Try to write an album on the dance floor All these lines, VI—what's that for? I'm free from, call me kudi I'm reborn Call me Lynard Skinnard. I'm a freebird Oh please— You got me weak in the knees Bitch please What are teeth? Take me out to chuckle cheese Tell me what your disease is, It's easy I'm a pleasure, I'll teach you Now let me get a drink Before I speak truth OH MY GOD. I love His fandom so much. Love the fandom, cause I am one Call me Katy imma go dumb Call me carnage, with a green thumb Drop the Bass up In Your face, I call it thump thumps What's for lunch Let's get drunk Don't make me go pop the trunk!!! Oh YOU! YOU! YOU! What's wrong with him, What'd they do to him. What's—wait. Look at that face. That is not the face of a free man. I'm a trash can. Yeah, well...that. Who's his master? I am. What!? Goddamn! I did that. What is that? A sandwhich? Just have half. WHOOOP-WHOOP! What! Whoop whoops?! It's MUCH too earty for Whoop Whoops! Far too early. Where's Chak Chel? oh my God!! Who's this LADY?! I'm in VIP Give me a sip I'm gonna get lit, eat chips with Chak Chel and then dip “What is this sauce?” It's ranch, dipshit. You're an ass NAH, I'm A PIÑATA. Bitch, I'm the boss, I wanna get lost in my thoughts, But I'm lost in the box I'm a rockstar, rockstar games. Or maybe Okay this: He has a man purse. I like him. What's going on?!!!! He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse— GET THAT S#iT BAMPHER: —You're in. I'm in VIP OH YOU FUCKIN WANNA BE LOOK AT MEEEEEE IM MR— There's Rick. Mx. Meesinks. Hi—I'm— Get this bitch [picture of SUPACREE/SKRILLEX/a whatthefuck] Yesssiiirrreeee Don't call me sir. SIR And— SERVANT Wait, there's more? SCRIBE/DARK LORD There's always more— SIR Aaanddd—I would like to be called “sir” SERVANT Excuse me? SIR Call me sir. Third eye itching, Let me stop and take a picture Switch it Feeling wishy washy, Kinda bitchy, kinda bossy— Where the party at? you lost me. Where the fuxk I park my car— It couldn't be that far— I— I— I— I— — I woke up on a farm God. WW U D IM ABOUT TO DO WHAT JESUS WOULDNT DO (Yes, I would.) Whoop whoop!! —Nope, still too early. OMG look. Birds! Becky, Becky, Sarah— Oh, there's Sarah! Wow, Nancy's recovering well, yeah? [NANCY, freshly out of her neck brace; attends her first show since “the incident”—after breaking her neck to EXCISION, her friends agree that DILLON FRANCIS will be a safe bet.] Damn, people don't give any type of fuxk whatsoever. Nope. [drinks] So what do we do? Have a drink. I'm a robot, now No home, no soul I'm a robot now, No friends, no phone I'm a robot now And I'm always all alone I should be proud but I'm a robot now {mixes with A.A., iambic} What is reality? That's not dancing. Let's just—no. No, l—no What the fuxk. What the FUXK!!! How did he get here?! Look at him. No, don't look. (Don't look at me.) Don't look at him. Aww. GET UP DILLON, it's time to go! What is time?? WHAT THE FOOOOOO1– posaqwwwwwwwwww—— GADDAAAAAAQAAAMN!!!! STAAAAAAHHHHP. Goddammit, what are you doing here?! Everybody's here. Nah. Nah. [everybody is there.] Nah. Got this catatonic obsession, Shoulda learned my lesson, There's a learning curve to everything; You finally taught me something Floor is so sticky, I can't even sit and meditate Can't even find the space to write this My mistake, not my guy, I guess? My idol, maybe friend? I know those eyes inside of mine each time I see them So what is freedom? So that's it, There's no love left It's just money and sex No new friends So that means No new beginning— And at the very least no new enemies— Please Gerald! Damn, you're hot. Okay, knock it off I got it. I got it. I told you this would happen. Doesn't it always? “Follow the eye” Or just DONT Time to go. I love that song. I almost wore that shirt; I love that song! I am that song. What. I think I need a day, or forever, maybe To get away Time flies when you fast; I just danced my last dance, Thanks, Dillon Francis. Now when I meditate and pray I can ask GODDAMN, what the fuck was that about Now where in the fuck is my hat,yeah Grab that piñata, Let's look at the map, Maybe tonight, imma get in a fight These white girls are like DANE COOK “MINE” Pelicans MINEMINEMINE Hot Vollyball Girls: MINE. Alright, that's enough. No, stay here. What the fuck. NO, STAY HERE. Okay, I—guess. NO, STAY HERE. Fuxk, the watchers. I thought they didn't want me here. He doesn't care?! Clearly— Clearly nothing—! Gather more evidence! What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? S Ū P ∆ ⓒ Я E E.™ He's a very handsome man, the full package She's actually a retired dancer, turned rapper; The trash can and last kandi handler, Handed a band to a fan, that's reality shattering yeah What happens after? Back to camp, I guess. SWIPER Aww, maaaan. I just wanna hold hands with a piñata, but I can't; I just want the answers to the questions I asked, answered, but nah. Have you seen my left arm? It's self harm, and it's just harmless, a charm— All I did was send magic to that man, Laughed under my mask, but haven't had a chance to love again since the last man banned me from having ‘happy'; So I can't handle this thirst trap, I reverse that Mantra from can't to Yea I can, Now, Where is Pan at? Ask Hanzel After, actually, Scratch that, I said I'd never turn my back on him, but Here's my butt and my backpack. I'll see you at Bass Camp, Or a Mansion, Or @ a mention, And thanks for the graduation, I hate my name, and I'm famous, maybe But hey, I just want someone to know me, I'm really lonely, I owe money to every agency, The governments enslaving me by my name and a paycheck. I've written albums, but haven't gotten paid yet; I wrote a novel, about a man I'm willing to say I've never met, Cause I respected him— And the Sadness Never Ends, I made a fandom out of friends, How it ends is with a pen and paper, I guess My hands on the decks, I'm just an ambidextrous sexually ambiguous DJ bitch; And Dillon Francis is my favorite producer, cause I'm just a loser who refuses to lose it, Enough to end the pollution and politicians who use us for getting richer I snap a picture, no movement. So even though I wanted to, I didn't— No pictures, no press releases and no random bitches; I just saw him in a vision, and at least ten astral projections, Got a circle of protection, a lesson, Cause now I'm branded and stressing OWSLA kicked me out, CAuse I'm a Cow, But I can also be an owl I'm growling now, I'm on the prowl for anyone to let me out, I'm trapped And down, cause he's out of my league, And I like him now. I needed it to be a leap year, but it wasn't , and although I was expecting a small amount of money on the 3rd, I had to depart lik/ on the first, and though I had roughly 4 days remaining in my stay, it had started to feel like the beginning of the end, from about the night before and into the morning, waking up sick and sore and most of all tired and hungry A Free Vegan is a term used to describe a person who practices veganism, but still may moderately consume some animal products sparingly, such as collagen, honey, or other products medicinally or as supplementary nutrition; this Vegan might wear leather, use products or materials derived from animals for convenience, functionality, or economic reasons Girl with the tattoo Miguel “A Walkthough Central Park” I'm on a regimen of vitavitavitamin, I need some anescrptoc and some aneceptomen Medicine man and an antiseptic A bed to rest my head I, some bread Some peanut butter for my jelly {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
The first drop was so bad, it gave me herpes. yeah, that's S Ū P ∆ ⓒ Я E E. I met you at The Ninth Gate… I don't think this is a good idea. It's a fine idea. I really don't know. Then shut up. Obsession, Lust— Thr delicate balance between Genius, and Madman What do I look like to you? …a movie star. What is that? A movie star. I didn't hear you! A movie star! I wanted to tell you this in person… If you go any further, there's no going backs There's no going back anyway. CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't he gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. Jumpin Jumpin, Destiny's Child DLAXKBACK: SEASON 5 June 4th, 2021 XS NIGHTCLUB, LAS VEGAS NEVADA See, I told you. There they go. I guess. Alright, where's Rick? He's here— I can smell him. That's— There he is. Mmm. Stop lookin nervous— I don't like this. Alright, that's good ^.^ Okay. Let's find this portal. Damn. Huh. Last time I was here, it was to see— Don't say Skrillex— —It was to see Skrillex. Fuck you dude. ——-ahhhhh——!!!!!! GET IN THE SHIP. —I AIN'T SIGNING SHIT— YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! [WAPPING] alright, that's it! GOD!!! That's not my name. (It is.) —-what? Where are you going? ...We're going camping. All of us? ALL OF US. Oh, shit! Get IN THE SHIP. Woah. NOW! —- Ugh. Oooof. Bad. Get up. Ummm...who are you? Get up, you have to perform. Perform for WHAT? Come on, dude— —okay, first of all— Uh huh [A SUPERSTAR DJ] experiences the dance floor.. ...As a fan. But (I got nervous) what I meant to say, was DILLON FRANCIS is stuck in SUPACREE's body, and vice versa. She must perform in his place. Stop it, man. I have an itch, I'm gonna scratch! Not the ink. What is it? Don't touch it. Don't touch it. DON'T TOUCH THAT— —OR, DO. ♀️ . . . ...I don't know. What do I do? Push the button. Which button, Gerald?! The PLAY button. You're a DICK It's ROUND— —what, your di—?! —NO, the BUTTON. WHICH FUCKIN BUTTON. Ooh, I got one. [the Motherf*ckers are fuck hunting] It appears as though they lost all their fucks— DILLON FRANCIS has plenty, because “Chandelier” Lol. Pop. Bang. Ooh. Oh. My God. What. Wake up. We're here. Im addicted It's lit lit Getting lifted Gifted shapeshifters sit in While I disintegrate my disinterest What is this? You're in it Did I mention I made you a sandwich, It's still in my kitchen Oh shit, the— “That's The Tallest Skrillex I've Ever Seen” Oh wow, tall. Never thought about that Thump thumps— Where'd they come from? This is nuts: What is this. This is earth. No. What is your life's, what is your life Where is your wife And why can't I get this shot right Right on time? Right? That's the guy, right? Might be— It might be time- Tame Impala I don't know, but I'm down for the night Going wild for the I I I forgot my line, like: Try to write an album on the dance floor All these lines, VI—what's that for? I'm free from, call me kudi I'm reborn Call me Lynard Skinnard. I'm a freebird Oh please— You got me weak in the knees Bitch please What are teeth? Take me out to chuckle cheese Tell me what your disease is, It's easy I'm a pleasure, I'll teach you Now let me get a drink Before I speak truth OH MY GOD. I love His fandom so much. Love the fandom, cause I am one Call me Katy imma go dumb Call me carnage, with a green thumb Drop the Bass up In Your face, I call it thump thumps What's for lunch Let's get drunk Don't make me go pop the trunk!!! Oh YOU! YOU! YOU! What's wrong with him, What'd they do to him. What's—wait. Look at that face. That is not the face of a free man. I'm a trash can. Yeah, well...that. Who's his master? I am. What!? Goddamn! I did that. What is that? A sandwhich? Just have half. WHOOOP-WHOOP! What! Whoop whoops?! It's MUCH too earty for Whoop Whoops! Far too early. Where's Chak Chel? oh my God!! Who's this LADY?! I'm in VIP Give me a sip I'm gonna get lit, eat chips with Chak Chel and then dip “What is this sauce?” It's ranch, dipshit. You're an ass NAH, I'm A PIÑATA. Bitch, I'm the boss, I wanna get lost in my thoughts, But I'm lost in the box I'm a rockstar, rockstar games. Or maybe Okay this: He has a man purse. I like him. What's going on?!!!! He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse— GET THAT S#iT BAMPHER: —You're in. I'm in VIP OH YOU FUCKIN WANNA BE LOOK AT MEEEEEE IM MR— There's Rick. Mx. Meesinks. Hi—I'm— Get this bitch [picture of SUPACREE/SKRILLEX/a whatthefuck] Yesssiiirrreeee Don't call me sir. SIR And— SERVANT Wait, there's more? SCRIBE/DARK LORD There's always more— SIR Aaanddd—I would like to be called “sir” SERVANT Excuse me? SIR Call me sir. Third eye itching, Let me stop and take a picture Switch it Feeling wishy washy, Kinda bitchy, kinda bossy— Where the party at? you lost me. Where the fuxk I park my car— It couldn't be that far— I— I— I— I— — I woke up on a farm God. WW U D IM ABOUT TO DO WHAT JESUS WOULDNT DO (Yes, I would.) Whoop whoop!! —Nope, still too early. OMG look. Birds! Becky, Becky, Sarah— Oh, there's Sarah! Wow, Nancy's recovering well, yeah? [NANCY, freshly out of her neck brace; attends her first show since “the incident”—after breaking her neck to EXCISION, her friends agree that DILLON FRANCIS will be a safe bet.] Damn, people don't give any type of fuxk whatsoever. Nope. [drinks] So what do we do? Have a drink. I'm a robot, now No home, no soul I'm a robot now, No friends, no phone I'm a robot now And I'm always all alone I should be proud but I'm a robot now {mixes with A.A., iambic} What is reality? That's not dancing. Let's just—no. No, l—no What the fuxk. What the FUXK!!! How did he get here?! Look at him. No, don't look. (Don't look at me.) Don't look at him. Aww. GET UP DILLON, it's time to go! What is time?? WHAT THE FOOOOOO1– posaqwwwwwwwwww—— GADDAAAAAAQAAAMN!!!! STAAAAAAHHHHP. Goddammit, what are you doing here?! Everybody's here. Nah. Nah. [everybody is there.] Nah. Got this catatonic obsession, Shoulda learned my lesson, There's a learning curve to everything; You finally taught me something Floor is so sticky, I can't even sit and meditate Can't even find the space to write this My mistake, not my guy, I guess? My idol, maybe friend? I know those eyes inside of mine each time I see them So what is freedom? So that's it, There's no love left It's just money and sex No new friends So that means No new beginning— And at the very least no new enemies— Please Gerald! Damn, you're hot. Okay, knock it off I got it. I got it. I told you this would happen. Doesn't it always? “Follow the eye” Or just DONT Time to go. I love that song. I almost wore that shirt; I love that song! I am that song. What. I think I need a day, or forever, maybe To get away Time flies when you fast; I just danced my last dance, Thanks, Dillon Francis. Now when I meditate and pray I can ask GODDAMN, what the fuck was that about Now where in the fuck is my hat,yeah Grab that piñata, Let's look at the map, Maybe tonight, imma get in a fight These white girls are like DANE COOK “MINE” Pelicans MINEMINEMINE Hot Vollyball Girls: MINE. Alright, that's enough. No, stay here. What the fuck. NO, STAY HERE. Okay, I—guess. NO, STAY HERE. Fuxk, the watchers. I thought they didn't want me here. He doesn't care?! Clearly— Clearly nothing—! Gather more evidence! What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? S Ū P ∆ ⓒ Я E E.™ He's a very handsome man, the full package She's actually a retired dancer, turned rapper; The trash can and last kandi handler, Handed a band to a fan, that's reality shattering yeah What happens after? Back to camp, I guess. SWIPER Aww, maaaan. I just wanna hold hands with a piñata, but I can't; I just want the answers to the questions I asked, answered, but nah. Have you seen my left arm? It's self harm, and it's just harmless, a charm— All I did was send magic to that man, Laughed under my mask, but haven't had a chance to love again since the last man banned me from having ‘happy'; So I can't handle this thirst trap, I reverse that Mantra from can't to Yea I can, Now, Where is Pan at? Ask Hanzel After, actually, Scratch that, I said I'd never turn my back on him, but Here's my butt and my backpack. I'll see you at Bass Camp, Or a Mansion, Or @ a mention, And thanks for the graduation, I hate my name, and I'm famous, maybe But hey, I just want someone to know me, I'm really lonely, I owe money to every agency, The governments enslaving me by my name and a paycheck. I've written albums, but haven't gotten paid yet; I wrote a novel, about a man I'm willing to say I've never met, Cause I respected him— And the Sadness Never Ends, I made a fandom out of friends, How it ends is with a pen and paper, I guess My hands on the decks, I'm just an ambidextrous sexually ambiguous DJ bitch; And Dillon Francis is my favorite producer, cause I'm just a loser who refuses to lose it, Enough to end the pollution and politicians who use us for getting richer I snap a picture, no movement. So even though I wanted to, I didn't— No pictures, no press releases and no random bitches; I just saw him in a vision, and at least ten astral projections, Got a circle of protection, a lesson, Cause now I'm branded and stressing OWSLA kicked me out, CAuse I'm a Cow, But I can also be an owl I'm growling now, I'm on the prowl for anyone to let me out, I'm trapped And down, cause he's out of my league, And I like him now. I needed it to be a leap year, but it wasn't , and although I was expecting a small amount of money on the 3rd, I had to depart lik/ on the first, and though I had roughly 4 days remaining in my stay, it had started to feel like the beginning of the end, from about the night before and into the morning, waking up sick and sore and most of all tired and hungry A Free Vegan is a term used to describe a person who practices veganism, but still may moderately consume some animal products sparingly, such as collagen, honey, or other products medicinally or as supplementary nutrition; this Vegan might wear leather, use products or materials derived from animals for convenience, functionality, or economic reasons Girl with the tattoo Miguel “A Walkthough Central Park” I'm on a regimen of vitavitavitamin, I need some anescrptoc and some aneceptomen Medicine man and an antiseptic A bed to rest my head I, some bread Some peanut butter for my jelly {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't he gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
I met you at The Ninth Gate… I don't think this is a good idea. It's a fine idea. I really don't know. Then shut up. Obsession, Lust— Thr delicate balance between Genius, and Madman What do I look like to you? …a movie star. What is that? A movie star. I didn't hear you! A movie star! I wanted to tell you this in person… If you go any further, there's no going backs There's no going back anyway. CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't he gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U. Jumpin Jumpin, Destiny's Child DLAXKBACK: SEASON 5 June 4th, 2021 XS NIGHTCLUB, LAS VEGAS NEVADA See, I told you. There they go. I guess. Alright, where's Rick? He's here— I can smell him. That's— There he is. Mmm. Stop lookin nervous— I don't like this. Alright, that's good ^.^ Okay. Let's find this portal. Damn. Huh. Last time I was here, it was to see— Don't say Skrillex— —It was to see Skrillex. Fuck you dude. ——-ahhhhh——!!!!!! GET IN THE SHIP. —I AIN'T SIGNING SHIT— YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!! [WAPPING] alright, that's it! GOD!!! That's not my name. (It is.) —-what? Where are you going? ...We're going camping. All of us? ALL OF US. Oh, shit! Get IN THE SHIP. Woah. NOW! —- Ugh. Oooof. Bad. Get up. Ummm...who are you? Get up, you have to perform. Perform for WHAT? Come on, dude— —okay, first of all— Uh huh [A SUPERSTAR DJ] experiences the dance floor.. ...As a fan. But (I got nervous) what I meant to say, was DILLON FRANCIS is stuck in SUPACREE's body, and vice versa. She must perform in his place. Stop it, man. I have an itch, I'm gonna scratch! Not the ink. What is it? Don't touch it. Don't touch it. DON'T TOUCH THAT— —OR, DO. ♀️ . . . ...I don't know. What do I do? Push the button. Which button, Gerald?! The PLAY button. You're a DICK It's ROUND— —what, your di—?! —NO, the BUTTON. WHICH FUCKIN BUTTON. Ooh, I got one. [the Motherf*ckers are fuck hunting] It appears as though they lost all their fucks— DILLON FRANCIS has plenty, because “Chandelier” Lol. Pop. Bang. Ooh. Oh. My God. What. Wake up. We're here. Im addicted It's lit lit Getting lifted Gifted shapeshifters sit in While I disintegrate my disinterest What is this? You're in it Did I mention I made you a sandwich, It's still in my kitchen Oh shit, the— “That's The Tallest Skrillex I've Ever Seen” Oh wow, tall. Never thought about that Thump thumps— Where'd they come from? This is nuts: What is this. This is earth. No. What is your life's, what is your life Where is your wife And why can't I get this shot right Right on time? Right? That's the guy, right? Might be— It might be time- Tame Impala I don't know, but I'm down for the night Going wild for the I I I forgot my line, like: Try to write an album on the dance floor All these lines, VI—what's that for? I'm free from, call me kudi I'm reborn Call me Lynard Skinnard. I'm a freebird Oh please— You got me weak in the knees Bitch please What are teeth? Take me out to chuckle cheese Tell me what your disease is, It's easy I'm a pleasure, I'll teach you Now let me get a drink Before I speak truth OH MY GOD. I love His fandom so much. Love the fandom, cause I am one Call me Katy imma go dumb Call me carnage, with a green thumb Drop the Bass up In Your face, I call it thump thumps What's for lunch Let's get drunk Don't make me go pop the trunk!!! Oh YOU! YOU! YOU! What's wrong with him, What'd they do to him. What's—wait. Look at that face. That is not the face of a free man. I'm a trash can. Yeah, well...that. Who's his master? I am. What!? Goddamn! I did that. What is that? A sandwhich? Just have half. WHOOOP-WHOOP! What! Whoop whoops?! It's MUCH too earty for Whoop Whoops! Far too early. Where's Chak Chel? oh my God!! Who's this LADY?! I'm in VIP Give me a sip I'm gonna get lit, eat chips with Chak Chel and then dip “What is this sauce?” It's ranch, dipshit. You're an ass NAH, I'm A PIÑATA. Bitch, I'm the boss, I wanna get lost in my thoughts, But I'm lost in the box I'm a rockstar, rockstar games. Or maybe Okay this: He has a man purse. I like him. What's going on?!!!! He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse, we like him He has a man purse— GET THAT S#iT BAMPHER: —You're in. I'm in VIP OH YOU FUCKIN WANNA BE LOOK AT MEEEEEE IM MR— There's Rick. Mx. Meesinks. Hi—I'm— Get this bitch [picture of SUPACREE/SKRILLEX/a whatthefuck] Yesssiiirrreeee Don't call me sir. SIR And— SERVANT Wait, there's more? SCRIBE/DARK LORD There's always more— SIR Aaanddd—I would like to be called “sir” SERVANT Excuse me? SIR Call me sir. Third eye itching, Let me stop and take a picture Switch it Feeling wishy washy, Kinda bitchy, kinda bossy— Where the party at? you lost me. Where the fuxk I park my car— It couldn't be that far— I— I— I— I— — I woke up on a farm God. WW U D IM ABOUT TO DO WHAT JESUS WOULDNT DO (Yes, I would.) Whoop whoop!! —Nope, still too early. OMG look. Birds! Becky, Becky, Sarah— Oh, there's Sarah! Wow, Nancy's recovering well, yeah? [NANCY, freshly out of her neck brace; attends her first show since “the incident”—after breaking her neck to EXCISION, her friends agree that DILLON FRANCIS will be a safe bet.] Damn, people don't give any type of fuxk whatsoever. Nope. [drinks] So what do we do? Have a drink. I'm a robot, now No home, no soul I'm a robot now, No friends, no phone I'm a robot now And I'm always all alone I should be proud but I'm a robot now {mixes with A.A., iambic} What is reality? That's not dancing. Let's just—no. No, l—no What the fuxk. What the FUXK!!! How did he get here?! Look at him. No, don't look. (Don't look at me.) Don't look at him. Aww. GET UP DILLON, it's time to go! What is time?? WHAT THE FOOOOOO1– posaqwwwwwwwwww—— GADDAAAAAAQAAAMN!!!! STAAAAAAHHHHP. Goddammit, what are you doing here?! Everybody's here. Nah. Nah. [everybody is there.] Nah. Got this catatonic obsession, Shoulda learned my lesson, There's a learning curve to everything; You finally taught me something Floor is so sticky, I can't even sit and meditate Can't even find the space to write this My mistake, not my guy, I guess? My idol, maybe friend? I know those eyes inside of mine each time I see them So what is freedom? So that's it, There's no love left It's just money and sex No new friends So that means No new beginning— And at the very least no new enemies— Please Gerald! Damn, you're hot. Okay, knock it off I got it. I got it. I told you this would happen. Doesn't it always? “Follow the eye” Or just DONT Time to go. I love that song. I almost wore that shirt; I love that song! I am that song. What. I think I need a day, or forever, maybe To get away Time flies when you fast; I just danced my last dance, Thanks, Dillon Francis. Now when I meditate and pray I can ask GODDAMN, what the fuck was that about Now where in the fuck is my hat,yeah Grab that piñata, Let's look at the map, Maybe tonight, imma get in a fight These white girls are like DANE COOK “MINE” Pelicans MINEMINEMINE Hot Vollyball Girls: MINE. Alright, that's enough. No, stay here. What the fuck. NO, STAY HERE. Okay, I—guess. NO, STAY HERE. Fuxk, the watchers. I thought they didn't want me here. He doesn't care?! Clearly— Clearly nothing—! Gather more evidence! What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? What in the world do you want from me? S Ū P ∆ ⓒ Я E E.™ He's a very handsome man, the full package She's actually a retired dancer, turned rapper; The trash can and last kandi handler, Handed a band to a fan, that's reality shattering yeah What happens after? Back to camp, I guess. SWIPER Aww, maaaan. I just wanna hold hands with a piñata, but I can't; I just want the answers to the questions I asked, answered, but nah. Have you seen my left arm? It's self harm, and it's just harmless, a charm— All I did was send magic to that man, Laughed under my mask, but haven't had a chance to love again since the last man banned me from having ‘happy'; So I can't handle this thirst trap, I reverse that Mantra from can't to Yea I can, Now, Where is Pan at? Ask Hanzel After, actually, Scratch that, I said I'd never turn my back on him, but Here's my butt and my backpack. I'll see you at Bass Camp, Or a Mansion, Or @ a mention, And thanks for the graduation, I hate my name, and I'm famous, maybe But hey, I just want someone to know me, I'm really lonely, I owe money to every agency, The governments enslaving me by my name and a paycheck. I've written albums, but haven't gotten paid yet; I wrote a novel, about a man I'm willing to say I've never met, Cause I respected him— And the Sadness Never Ends, I made a fandom out of friends, How it ends is with a pen and paper, I guess My hands on the decks, I'm just an ambidextrous sexually ambiguous DJ bitch; And Dillon Francis is my favorite producer, cause I'm just a loser who refuses to lose it, Enough to end the pollution and politicians who use us for getting richer I snap a picture, no movement. So even though I wanted to, I didn't— No pictures, no press releases and no random bitches; I just saw him in a vision, and at least ten astral projections, Got a circle of protection, a lesson, Cause now I'm branded and stressing OWSLA kicked me out, CAuse I'm a Cow, But I can also be an owl I'm growling now, I'm on the prowl for anyone to let me out, I'm trapped And down, cause he's out of my league, And I like him now. I needed it to be a leap year, but it wasn't , and although I was expecting a small amount of money on the 3rd, I had to depart lik/ on the first, and though I had roughly 4 days remaining in my stay, it had started to feel like the beginning of the end, from about the night before and into the morning, waking up sick and sore and most of all tired and hungry A Free Vegan is a term used to describe a person who practices veganism, but still may moderately consume some animal products sparingly, such as collagen, honey, or other products medicinally or as supplementary nutrition; this Vegan might wear leather, use products or materials derived from animals for convenience, functionality, or economic reasons Girl with the tattoo Miguel “A Walkthough Central Park” I'm on a regimen of vitavitavitamin, I need some anescrptoc and some aneceptomen Medicine man and an antiseptic A bed to rest my head I, some bread Some peanut butter for my jelly {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't he gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
CHAUNCEY STREET, BROOKLYN. NY. A knock at the door. ALEX lets our a deep sigh and places her phone down on the table; she opens the door. Her face is flush. Hey. Hey. [A mysterious man] lets himself in. Did you talk to her. Yeah. Is she still in New York. Yeah. She's still in New York. Brooklyn? I don't know. ‘You don't know' I don't know. —but she's here. In the city? Yeah! Okay. [the mysterious man] sets a stuffed white envelope on the table] Here. Wun Jimerlilly Fallerlallonms Oo00h. TW0 Jimmerlilly Fallerlallonms *GASP* WhT! TW0 JiMmeRLiLly FaLleRlaLloNms?!? Jyus! JYES. —nerr. My god. Yea captain. S/he speaks perfect Skrillex. 3/10 Room 208 2:30 pm I just want to be okay again I just want to live in LA again I just want to play again No Vacancy, No Vacation, No veneration or compensation for commissioner; No doctors for the patients A saint, But seeking minimum wage And simple certain stakes I got on the wrong train And still ended up in the right place Long nights make for Nice days I carried a distinct memory of this day, and so there had to have been something important about it— least I thought, or perhaps even hoped, that there was maybe something good and special just around the corner, as it had been hard and bad for so long, that in the very least I knew that it couldn't get worse-that I had somehow hit rock bottom again so quickly that it was indeed possible that I would spring up just as quickly, which I realized was a brighter outlook than I had even expected at best, and a start at most. While inwardly I was devastated, I was at least able to suffice a calm facade, which Luke had commended me on, despite his various other psychological tricks and quips, as it seemed everything had been a test with him—but then, nearly everything was a puzzle or a challenge, not that I minded—but the latest installation of superfluous hazing, which was (at least by google'ssuggestion, somewhat even seemingly supernatural had been a first handed look into the srufff of nightmares, white america's predominately black non-solution to the housing crisis which they had caused, and furthermore, a test in my own mental strength and wits—a reminder of every reason and more why I had left my previous life behind—it's trials neither worth writing about, nor remembering, however, it's effects a tragic scar on my psyche, however unremarkable the result. It only hurts to think about a lot, And so I don't, It's just a rock, really Going on a walk through Central Park ia not an option. Neither a mother, nor father, Nor mirror; Here I'm sitting at the harbor Nonchalant as God would ever want to be And conscious, yet unconscious— Nodding off again, I'll know it when it's time to talk again (To talk again) Pause What. Remember what AlwaZ said. Uh. ALWAZ AKA -THE ILLUMINATI You're a genius. SUPACREE Yeah, thank you. ALWAZ Listen, you're famous—! SUPACREE When is this? New York City is probably absolutely the worst place in the world to be, if you don't want to be there. Hands down worst place ever. And I mean—I was stranded in Mexico with no money for a couple months, and that shit sucked—but it wasn't like “kill yourself” bad. New York gets craaaazy. I was on the subway and this dude was just listening to that one The Weekend Song over and over on loop. The funny thing is. I don't remember which The Weekend song it was— but you play any one of his songs on loop and you tell me if that man is okay. He's not okay. I heard it's a chemical imbalance Whatever that is Is has to be Obviously, Cause they said it is, Cause they said so, So it is, isn't it? Sunni bLums pDisxses It's my favorite troll doll! Ah! Real monsters! I don't use Travelocity!/ Get back on my front lawn, motherfucker! Hey, it's Daniel Dipshit! Who the fuck is “Daniel?” You're Daniel, Dipshit! Why “Daniel?!” Dipshit—why not just Cause you don't even know your own name, Dipshit! [sprays with hose] WTF ARE YOU DOING I don't like licking the sour stuff off, I just want the sweet stuff! Oh, do you? Don't he gay. DJ Magic Kenny Where's Dillon Francis. He's not here. Where is he? I fired him. You what? I fired him. When?! This morning. You can't fire him! He's half the show! Just—one date. No. Sunni, come on. No! I'm not dating Diplo. What?! Why not?! He's too pretty. PUT A SHIRT ON. GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP. OWSLA places a TRUTH SPELL on SUNNI BLU/ which results in her being outed as SUPACREE. Nooooo. YES. TABLOIDS Mwahaha PAPARAZZI MWAHAHAHAJA TMZ MWAHAHAHAJA ILUMINATI -_- Great. You pissed off the Illuminati. I am the Illuminati. Now we're fucked. What don't you get about this: I am in control. [a cannonball flies through the window] I told you. Holy shit, what is THIS. It's a cannonball. A fucking cannonball! W0W. It says something. What's it say The cannonball reads: “You're so fucked.” “You're so fucked. W0W. Nice. I told you. No, I told you. “I'm in control!” I write in canon! It's a stretch, but it'll do! Keep up. You wrote this? I wrote everything! The next level Timmy's Turn up When I talk Hi, I'm Ū Offenbach 4U Heart over height, Head over heels, Mind over matter— I don't want to fight you. We have to. No, we don't. We're going to. But we've already— That doesn't matter. It matters to me. I am you. Then it matters to you! That's—not what I meant. C'esme't. I'm gonna go. You're leaving?! The quarrel's tomorrow. No it isn't! Yes it is. Call it off! No. Its tradition. But— ? [I love you] Goodnight. She heads for the door. [I love you too.] Unspoken words In the hurt of the war of the worlds You come first, Then unearth I become in the force of the storm Where were you, before this? What I was, I assure you was unsure, at first Now, it's just Another record So it works forward, and back Of course Back—and forth… Yes. This is marvelous. Well, it's yoursz I can't take this. You're not taking it; I'm giving it to you. What for? For traveling, of course! But I'm not going anywhere… What is this. It's a DJ. Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Where'd you get it? I found it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Where? It was just—on the ground. On the ground? Yeah. Oh. MORPHEUS You know what? What is it? MORPHEUS …nevermind. AMY POHLER …I think this is a bad idea. TINA FEY It's a good idea. AMY POHLER I think it's bad. TINA FEY Have another shot. [she does] AMY POE—whatever It's a really bad idea! TINA FEY OKAY, LETS GO. Pan out to JIMMY FALLON standing awkwardly in silence in the shadows behind them. JIMMY FALLON I'm coming too. OH MY GOD. what the [BLEEP] How long have you been standing there. The whole time. No you haven't No you weren't. You're so—WEIRD. I'm coming with you. No NO. Yes. I'm coming with you. No— —wait— No! Jimmy, do you think this is a good idea, or a bad idea. [beat] It's the worst idea ever. HA! NO—it's GOOD. I TOLD YOU. You're not coming. He's coming. With. (hiccups) us. Yes. UGH *takes shot* UGH [BLEEP] It's the worst idea ever— NO UT ISNT. —it's a really bad idea. You need me. Ew. We need him therr—uhh Yes. [beat] Fine. YES. But don't say anything C'ESME'T Petrutheio… PETRUTHEIO You should go. If you are what you eat Then I'm nuts and bananas but sometimes I'm even a hero But that's neither here nore there, no. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.
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Actress, writer, and editor Amber Tamblyn joins Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books guest host Allison Pataki to talk about her new book, Listening in the Dark: Women Reclaiming the Power of Intuition, which features a compilation of essays written by women from all walks of life. Amber shares what she learned about intuition from the contributors and her own reflections, how she edited essays by individuals like Amy Pohler differently than her mother's, and why she's considering writing a second edition of this book. The two also discuss Amber's piece about the late Brittany Murphy and how the book can assist readers who want to get in touch with their own intuition. Purchase on Amazon or Bookshop.Amazon: https://amzn.to/3gdLXYDBookshop: https://bit.ly/3T8YStkSubscribe to Zibby's weekly newsletter here.Purchase Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books merch here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's time for the Comic Talk Headlines with Generally Nerdy! The End is NIGH! Well the end of the season anyway. Which means NEW news is becoming scant, and the Follow-ups are taking over. We got a ton of new trailers to talk about. As well as some casting and series announcements to get out of the way.Tune in Wednesdays for the regular show and Saturdays for the re-post of the Friday night LIVE SHOW. Plus, don't forget to subscribe for more fresh content. TV/StreamingFollow-ups/CorrectionsSuperman & Lois - New Jon Kent cast. Michael Bishop https://deadline.com/2022/09/superman-lois-michael-bishop-jonathan-kent-recasting-cw-series-1235109618/ Bad Batch - Jan 4 2023 release.Trigun: Stampede - Confirmed for a 2023 release via Twitter https://twitter.com/trigun_anime/status/1568434083281063936 also… how did I miss THIS: https://youtu.be/7bL9RH6kItM Daredevil: Born Again - Clean slate with no connection to the original Netflix series.TrailersPicard season 3 - https://youtu.be/9o-QBUw8Rf0 3rd and final season February 16, 23.Quantum Leap - https://youtu.be/G3I0SpwjVK8 Sept 19 NBCAndor - https://youtu.be/PboKpnin_Wg Interview With the Vampire - https://youtu.be/fdX2FhxsHIY MAYBE there's hope?Willow - https://youtu.be/da7BYWyvwO8 So HYPE!Mando Season 3 - https://youtu.be/odnRRZKhNPk Secret Invasion - https://youtu.be/qZVTkn2NjS0 Bleach - https://youtu.be/fzR82oXbjnY Thousand Year Blood WarPercy Jackson - https://youtu.be/Y3gF6Duh_z0 Santa Clauses - https://youtu.be/ex09pE_fUf4 TeletubbiesNetflix is officially losing their minds… has nothing to do with new narrator Tituss Burgess.https://wegotthiscovered.com/tv/teletubbies-returning-now-with-100-more-titus-burgess/ SuggestsHouse of the DragonMoviesFollow-ups/CorrectionsJoker: Folie A Deux - Catherine Keener cast in undisclosed role. https://deadline.com/2022/09/joker-folie-a-deux-catherine-keener-1235109456/ TrailersBlack Adam - https://youtu.be/GijHlWhm7ME Hocus Pocus 2 - https://youtu.be/idc0EOmKr30 well… I WAS hopeful…Maxxxine - https://youtu.be/ALNV4mdHGEE The third in Ti West's X horror movie series is ALREADY happening. “The film follows Maxine (Goth), after the events of X, as the sole survivor who continues her journey towards fame setting out to make it as an actress in 1980s Los Angeles.” Glass Onion - https://youtu.be/-xR_lBtEvSc Ed Norton!!Little Mermaid - https://youtu.be/0-wPm99PF9U May 2023Inside Out 2Announced. Amy Pohler returning as Joy, though the rest of the cast has yet to be announced.https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/inside-out-2-a-go-at-pixar-1235215064/ MufasaLion King prequel announced. Dear lord… Aaron Pierre to voice Mufasa and Kelvin Harrison Jr to voice Scar. https://variety.com/2022/film/news/lion-king-prequel-d23-barry-jenkins-1235367196/ SuggestsLittle Monsters Howie Mandel and Fred and Ben SavageRumor MillNew SourcesFantastic Four - Jodi Comer Sue Storm?Mindhunter - New possibilities for a season 3.Neverending StoryNetflix series?StargirlCrossover episode with Titans and Doom Patrol.Black PantherThe team at EA that brought us Shadow of Mordor is reportedly working on a Black Panther game.Stranger ThingsWith the inevitable expansion of the series once the main story comes to a close at the end of season 5, Shawn Levy, series showrunner, is reportedly getting some guidance from the multiverse guru himself, Kevin Feige.You can support this show by visiting our merch store, or by leaving us an Apple Podcasts review.
It's time for the Comic Talk Headlines with Generally Nerdy! The End is NIGH! Well the end of the season anyway. Which means NEW news is becoming scant, and the Follow-ups are taking over. We got a ton of new trailers to talk about. As well as some casting and series announcements to get out of the way.Tune in Wednesdays for the regular show and Saturdays for the re-post of the Friday night LIVE SHOW. Plus, don't forget to subscribe for more fresh content. TV/StreamingFollow-ups/CorrectionsSuperman & Lois - New Jon Kent cast. Michael Bishop https://deadline.com/2022/09/superman-lois-michael-bishop-jonathan-kent-recasting-cw-series-1235109618/ Bad Batch - Jan 4 2023 release.Trigun: Stampede - Confirmed for a 2023 release via Twitter https://twitter.com/trigun_anime/status/1568434083281063936 also… how did I miss THIS: https://youtu.be/7bL9RH6kItM Daredevil: Born Again - Clean slate with no connection to the original Netflix series.TrailersPicard season 3 - https://youtu.be/9o-QBUw8Rf0 3rd and final season February 16, 23.Quantum Leap - https://youtu.be/G3I0SpwjVK8 Sept 19 NBCAndor - https://youtu.be/PboKpnin_Wg Interview With the Vampire - https://youtu.be/fdX2FhxsHIY MAYBE there's hope?Willow - https://youtu.be/da7BYWyvwO8 So HYPE!Mando Season 3 - https://youtu.be/odnRRZKhNPk Secret Invasion - https://youtu.be/qZVTkn2NjS0 Bleach - https://youtu.be/fzR82oXbjnY Thousand Year Blood WarPercy Jackson - https://youtu.be/Y3gF6Duh_z0 Santa Clauses - https://youtu.be/ex09pE_fUf4 TeletubbiesNetflix is officially losing their minds… has nothing to do with new narrator Tituss Burgess.https://wegotthiscovered.com/tv/teletubbies-returning-now-with-100-more-titus-burgess/ SuggestsHouse of the DragonMoviesFollow-ups/CorrectionsJoker: Folie A Deux - Catherine Keener cast in undisclosed role. https://deadline.com/2022/09/joker-folie-a-deux-catherine-keener-1235109456/ TrailersBlack Adam - https://youtu.be/GijHlWhm7ME Hocus Pocus 2 - https://youtu.be/idc0EOmKr30 well… I WAS hopeful…Maxxxine - https://youtu.be/ALNV4mdHGEE The third in Ti West's X horror movie series is ALREADY happening. “The film follows Maxine (Goth), after the events of X, as the sole survivor who continues her journey towards fame setting out to make it as an actress in 1980s Los Angeles.” Glass Onion - https://youtu.be/-xR_lBtEvSc Ed Norton!!Little Mermaid - https://youtu.be/0-wPm99PF9U May 2023Inside Out 2Announced. Amy Pohler returning as Joy, though the rest of the cast has yet to be announced.https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/inside-out-2-a-go-at-pixar-1235215064/ MufasaLion King prequel announced. Dear lord… Aaron Pierre to voice Mufasa and Kelvin Harrison Jr to voice Scar. https://variety.com/2022/film/news/lion-king-prequel-d23-barry-jenkins-1235367196/ SuggestsLittle Monsters Howie Mandel and Fred and Ben SavageRumor MillNew SourcesFantastic Four - Jodi Comer Sue Storm?Mindhunter - New possibilities for a season 3.Neverending StoryNetflix series?StargirlCrossover episode with Titans and Doom Patrol.Black PantherThe team at EA that brought us Shadow of Mordor is reportedly working on a Black Panther game.Stranger ThingsWith the inevitable expansion of the series once the main story comes to a close at the end of season 5, Shawn Levy, series showrunner, is reportedly getting some guidance from the multiverse guru himself, Kevin Feige.You can support this show by visiting our merch store, or by leaving us an Apple Podcasts review.
Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems. And boy does this movie make me cry! I was watching this on my phone in the doctor's waiting room and I was biting my tongue go hard trying not to spill tears. When this movie came out in 2015, my daughter was about 18 months old, too I've resonated with this movie from the beginning. I was also a big fan of Pixar Animation Studios back then, as they were still consistently churning out solid emotional hits as good as Toy Story and Ratatouille. Re-watching this movie now, seven years later, it was probably even harder to watch as my kids have collected their own core memories and developed their own behaviors and personalities. I can tell you which emotion rules their inner headquarters - just as I can tell you which one rules mine and my wife's. Some movies are timeless, some are flawless, but this one is the only one I can think of that I consider to be pure ingenious. Not only is it one of the most emotional movies I've seen, but it's the smartest. Physchologists love this movie, as it puts words and images to something so hard to explain to anyone young or old - our emotions. If you haven't seen this movie, go fix that this vey minute. Prepare yourself for one of the most unique film experiences of your life. And make sure you're alone, unless you don't mind crying in public. Inside Out stars the voice talents of Amy Pohler, Phyllis Smith, Mindy Kaling, Bill Hader, and Lewis Black. It was written by Pete Docter, Ronnie Del Carmen, and Meg LeFauve. It was directed by Pete Docter and co-directed by Ronnie Del Carmen. On Rotten Tomatoes, Inside Out has an impressive critics' score of 89% and an audience score of 89%, which I consider to be strangely low. With me today, I have with me Doctor Michele Wright, who was the USA Today Woman of the Year for Arkansas, winner of the Global Leadership Award for Nations of Women Change Makers in 2021, amongst many other accolades and accomplishments. If I were to list them all, we'd be here all day, so Michele, please introduce yourself to our listeners by telling everyone a little about yourself, what you do for work, and for fun. Questions About the Movie: Tell me a little bit about the process of getting the Water Tales made, and how it had to do with the movie Inside Out. What about Inside Out speaks to you the most? Anger, Disgust, Fear, and Sadness tend to all be negative emotions. Isn't it interesting that the one positive emotion we have is Joy? Yet, that's the one we're all chasing after. Can you explain how we can find positivity in all the other emotions? This movie is filled with lasts. Riley's last goofy moment with her parents, her last hockey game in Michigan, her last time playing with her friend... we often miss those last moments in our own lives. Is there any way we can clock those for posterity? The scene with the mom and dad's differing emotions and thoughts is pretty hilarious and accurate to my life. In what ways do you and Terry have different trains of thought where you're not communicating properly? How do you go about correcting this? Without any pun intended, this is a highly emotional movie. What part, if any, moves you the most? Questions for Application Did you go through any life-changing seasons like Riley did in the movie? How did you respond to the changes? There are no antagonists in the movie, but at one point Mom says, "If you could keep smiling it would be a big help." How can sentences like this be damaging to children? Did you have an imaginary friend like Bing Bong? If so, do you think imaginary friends are beneficial to children? This movie is about rejoicing with those who rejoice and weeping with those who weep, which is a Bible verse taken straight out of Romans. How do you see this pertaining to real life? I finish up this episode by asking Michele 5 questions about the movie. You can check out Michele's Water Tales podcast here. And you can find more about Michele and The Water Tales here: www.mywaterbuddy.comMichele's InstagramFollow Life Through the Big Screen on these following pages:InstagramFacebookTwitterThis episode was sponsored by Spur Creative
Join Emily and her new guest-host, Fred Fulkerson, as we examine INSIDE OUT from the inside, out. This episode is the first one without Vincent (RIP), but somehow, Emily only slightly survives.
In this episode, we recap this year's Emmy nominations and revisit the Emmys from five and ten years ago. We discuss which shows stand the test of time, which snubs still hurt, and which actors got pity Emmys. Plus stay tuned to see which light we give the J.Lo Affleck marriage. MENTIONSPatreon will get you way more Knox and Jamie! Become a Best Friend of the Show to get all the inside jokes, our Monday episode of The More You Know, our monthly Ask Us Everything live stream, and all our Bachelorette recaps. Join us at knoxandjamie.com/patreon. Background: Emmys Awards Wiki References: This year's nominees, the 2017 awards, and the 2012 awardsCheck out all our Green Lights on Instagram Sidetrack: List of EGOT winnersMust see TV: Yellowjackets (Showtime), The Great (Hulu), Station Eleven (HBO), The Handmaid's Tales (Hulu), Modern Family (Peacock), Only Murders In The Building (Hulu)Snubs: Reservation Dogs (Hulu), Anthony Starr as Homelander on The Boys, We Own This City, Yellowstone (Peacock), Broad City (Hulu), The Leftovers (HBO), The Americans (Prime), Amy Pohler as Leslie Knope on Parks and Rec (Peacock), Connie Britton as Vivien Harmon in S1 of American Horror Story (Apple TV), Key and Peele, Watch: Selena Gomez doing interviews with Steve Martin and Martin ShortEnjoy: Pachinko's opening title sequenceRabbit trail: Comic Con is next week!Count: Julia Louis-Dreyfus has how many Emmys?Huh? Wait, who is Zooey Deschanel dating?Rewind: 2012's Tracy Morgan Emmy prankPure joy: Tracy Morgan singing at the airportRedlight mentions: J.Lo's newsletter On The J.Lo | Dark Water =/= Deep Water; slugs =/= snails THE BACHELORETTE EPISODE RECAPSWe recap each episode of The Bachelorette for our Friends of the Show at Patreon. Support at either Friend level gets you our weekly recaps dropped into your podcast app every Tuesday. Go to knoxandjamie.com/patreon to support the show. And thank you! BONUS SEGMENTOur Patreon supporters can get full access to this week's The More You Know news segment. Become a partner. This week we discussed:Erin going to the movies!Funny Girl dramaLOtR Rings of PowerGREEN LIGHTSJamie: album- Special by Lizzo | book- Two Nights in Lisbon by Chris Pavone (see also: Summer Reading Guide by Anne Bogel) Knox: series- The Bear (Hulu) | book: Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by Gabrielle ZevinSHOW SPONSORSVideo Archives: Listen to Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avary's new podcast Video ArchivesHoney: Download it for free and save money at join.honey.com/popcastThirdLove: Get 20% off your first order at ThirdLove.com/popZiprecruiter: Try it for free at ZipRecruiter.com/popcastSubscribe to Episodes: iTunes | Android Subscribe to our Monthly Newsletter: knoxandjamie.com/newsletterCheck out this month's show sponsors: knoxandjamie.com/sponsorsShop our Amazon Link: amazon.com/shop/thepopcast | this week's featured productFollow Us: Instagram | Twitter | FacebookSupport Us: Monthly Donation | One-Time Donation | SwagSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nina Helene Hirten is a cinematic editor and multimedia artist in Los Angeles. Some of her recent notable work was serving as editor for Universal's Curious George: Royal Monkey, and Previsualization Editor for both Marvel's Ant-Man and the Wasp and Sony's Venom. In addition, she edits indie projects in the genres of animation, horror, drama, and more. Currently, she is lead editor on Amy Pohler's animated series “Duncanville”, airing on Fox and Hulu.After earning an BFA in Film from Ryerson University in Toronto, Nina edited and composed the music for the feature documentary, Citizen Marc, as well as edited a number of short indie films, music videos, and documentaries in Canada. She served on the board of the Canadian Cinema Editors (CCE) for 6 years.Born in New York City, and educated in San Francisco, Stuttgart's Technical School of Media (HdM) in Germany, and Toronto, and now living in L.A., Nina has powerful international eyes and ears for all aspects of film and media. She is a member of IATSE Local 700 and is actively involved in a number of editing and animation communities in the L.A. area. Learn more at https://ninahirten.com/To find out more about Laura and her work please visit her website at www.laurapowers.net. You can also find Laura on Twitter @thatlaurapowers, on Facebook @thatlaurapowers, and on Instagram and TikTok at laurapowers44.
Nina Helene Hirten is a cinematic editor and multimedia artist in Los Angeles. Some of her recent notable work was serving as editor for Universal's Curious George: Royal Monkey, and Previsualization Editor for both Marvel's Ant-Man and the Wasp and Sony's Venom. In addition, she edits indie projects in the genres of animation, horror, drama, and more. Currently, she is lead editor on Amy Pohler's animated series “Duncanville”, airing on Fox and Hulu.After earning an BFA in Film from Ryerson University in Toronto, Nina edited and composed the music for the feature documentary, Citizen Marc, as well as edited a number of short indie films, music videos, and documentaries in Canada. She served on the board of the Canadian Cinema Editors (CCE) for 6 years.Born in New York City, and educated in San Francisco, Stuttgart's Technical School of Media (HdM) in Germany, and Toronto, and now living in L.A., Nina has powerful international eyes and ears for all aspects of film and media. She is a member of IATSE Local 700 and is actively involved in a number of editing and animation communities in the L.A. area. Learn more at https://ninahirten.com/To find out more about Laura and her work please visit her website at www.laurapowers.net. You can also find Laura on Twitter @thatlaurapowers, on Facebook @thatlaurapowers, and on Instagram and TikTok at laurapowers44.
Lets be real, there are some fictional jobs from Hollywood that would be waaay better than most daily grinds. Join the guys as they pick which fictional jobs they would want to work if they could! Oh and John may get a little passionately upset about football
Lets be real, there are some fictional jobs from Hollywood that would be waaay better than most daily grinds. Join the guys as they pick which fictional jobs they would want to work if they could! Oh and John may get a little passionately upset about football
Do the phrases “feel good movie” and “rape culture” ever belong together? In this episode of The Soul of Life I speak again with Sandie Angulo Chen, a film critic and writer for Common Sense Media, about several new films and shows that handle some fairly radioactive cultural themes, like the Amy Pohler-directed Moxie, and Promising Young Woman. Then Sandie and I totally shift gears, into sci-fi escapism, to talk about the new Marvel Universe series on Disney+, WandaVision. We talk about several other noteworthy series like Boy's State, a documentary about the Texas chapter of this national civic education group for teens across the U.S. Sandie reviews Raya and the Last Dragon, and we talk about the 2021 Oscar nominations, Judas and the Black Messiah, and some films Sandie thinks got snubbed. Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SoulOfLifeShow or Twitter: https://twitter.com/SoulofLifeShow Want to book Keith as a guest on your podcast? Contact him at keith@souloflifeshow.com. ***7-Week Stress Reduction & Relationship Growth Course*** If you and your significant other are looking for ways to improve communication and strengthen your partnership, there is still time to enroll in my upcoming live 7-Week Mindfulness and IFS course, called Mindful Marriage. Partners of any kind are welcome. It's a one-of-a-kind offering that can truly transform how you show up in intimacy. For more information visit: https://community.souloflifeshow.com/
Presenters Flick Ford and Sally Christie are joined by guest reviewer Will Cox to discuss three new releases: JUDAS & THE BLACK MESSIAH dir. Shaka King (2021), FRENCH EXIT dir. Azazel Jacobs (2020) and MOXIE dir. Amy Pohler (2021). Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/primalscreenshow/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/primal_screen_show/Twitter: https://twitter.com/primal_screen
It’s award season here at the Cadillac Jack: My Second Act podcast. We take a look back at “the first awards show to try and do it,” the Academy of Country Music awards. Then a brief pan over the Golden Globes, hosted by Tina Fey and Amy Pohler who were socially distanced by 2,000 miles. Plus there was Jason Sudeikis, not that he knew where he was at the time. PS - Who even is the Hollywood Foreign Press? Then the night brings the Jodie Foster / Aaron Rodgers storyline full circle, with an explanation from Cadillac Jack. Caddy manifests some serious mojo, just asking the world to smite him with some sort of illness. Donna takes the time to really drill in what it means to “manifest" something into reality. The following segment is about OnlyFans. It’s not what you think. Combining avocados, ASMR and lemonade. Plus, a few other creators who provide more traditional “nekedness.” Turns out Prince Harry did not tell the Queen. It’s Caddy’s understanding that anything goes in the tell-all interview he and Meghan Markle had with Oprah. You’ll hear two promos released by the Oprah camp that seem to confirm it. Caddy goes as far as classifying what kind of teases they are, from a production perspective. For the final segment, Michael calls in. He lives in Chamblee and has been a listener for a long time, but most importantly he’s deep into the Jeep culture. Michael is able to give an inside perspective on the Jeep life and what’s going on with the Jeep wave. It’s an uplifting conversation, for the most part. The only downer is that Caddy has to get used to having a sore wrist. It’s a tough life here on My Second Act.
Nadie puede negar que estos fueron unos Globos muy extraños, por muchas cosas valieron la pena. La primera: que el muy poco público que estaba presente, tanto en Nueva York con Tina Fey como en Los Ángeles con Amy Pohler, era de la comunidad médica y de rescate, y no las típicas celebridades de Hollywood.
Matt Fink (born February 2, 1958), better known as Dr. Fink from Prince and the Revolution, is a keyboardist, producer, and songwriter. He has worked with artists, songwriters and producers, including The Time, Lipps Inc., The Jets, Vanity 6, David Z. Bobby Z. P. Diddy, The Rembrandts, Phil Solem, PC Munoz, 7 Aurelius, Steve Nathan, Shock G, Kris Vanderheyden and Marc Mozart. Fink has won 3 Grammys and 2 American Music Awards for his work. Fink joined Prince’s band in 1978, which later became The Revolution. His work with The Revolution includes the 1984 album Purple Rain, which has sold over 25 million copies worldwide. His work with Prince includes co-writing credits on the songs "Dirty Mind", "Computer Blue", "17 Days", "America" and "It's Gonna Be a Beautiful Night," as well as performing credits on the albums Dirty Mind, Controversy, 1999, Purple Rain, Around the World in a Day, Parade, Sign "O" the Times, Lovesexy, The Black Album, and Graffiti Bridge. In 1987 Fink opened his own studio facility in Minneapolis, now called “The Operating Room”, where he works on other projects such as his Sony Acid Loop Libraries titled Dr. Fink’s Funk Factory and Matt Fink’s StarView Session Keys which is also part of the quartet of the Artist Integrated Sample Libraries. After his tenure with Prince, he was hired as staff producer/engineer for Minneapolis based record label K-Tel/Dominion Entertainment, from 1991-1996. In 2001 he released the solo album Ultrasound. Other credits include video game soundtracks for Headgames/Activision, work with King Show Games on both voiceover and music for various casino game machines, and various PBS documentaries. Fink has also written and produced various advertising spots. In 2007, Fink signed an exclusive management deal with the German based management and production company, Mozart & Friends, where he worked on various projects for Universal Music Group, Warner Bros. and Sony Entertainment. Fink is currently[needs update] performing with The Revolution, who will have a song featured in the upcoming Netflix feature,[needs update] Wine Country starring Amy Pohler, Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Ana Gasteyer, and Tina Fey. He is also the Director of Artist Relations for the music streaming service MyMyMusic, and has recently[when?] joined River Rock Studios as a staff Producer/Engineer.
(0:00) Show Open: Eff Covid, Passionately An Erotic Novel Where a Scientist Has Sex with Coronavirus Is Going Viral An erotic romance novel where a scientist falls in love with and gets-it-on with coronavirus has gone viral. It's called "Kissing the Coronavirus", and in it, an evil scientist catches the virus, and it turns him into a human version of the virus that the main character can now have sex with. And it has writing like, quote, "Alexa felt a rush of excitement every time she picked up the Corona sample, like a pulsating, erect penis, desperate to unleash its devastation on anyone who touched it." (15:25) Entertainment News Some Evil Human Being Sucker-Punched Rick Moranis Chrissy Metz goes Instagram official with new boyfriend Bradley Collins Tommy Lee says he drank 2 gallons of vodka a day before latest rehab stint (27:30) Do You Believe Her or No? Sharon Osbourne, 67, and Ozzy, 71, still have sex a 'couple of times a week' Also, I'd buy this issue Hello Dolly! Parton, 74, reveals she's in talks to pose for Playboy more than 40 years after she graced its cover in a bunny suit (32:35) RACHEL DRATCH Actress & Comedian Stars in New Mo Willems Comedy Special on HBO Max Rachel Dratch is best known for her time on ‘Saturday Night Live', where she created many memorable characters including “Debbie Downer”. She appeared regularly on the newest season of ‘SNL', portraying Senator Amy Klobuchar. Her other TV credits include: ‘Shameless', ‘The Good Fight', ‘Parks and Recreation', ‘‘Inside Amy Schumer', '30 Rock', & ‘The King of Queens'. On the big screen, Rachael has appeared in ‘Wine Country', ‘Sisters', ‘Click', ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry', & ‘Spring Breakdown'. Rachel currently stars, along with Anthony Anderson, Natalie Morales, Tony Hale, and others in the new comedy special ‘ and the Storytime All-Stars Present: Don't Let the Pigeon Do Storytime!', now available on HBO Max. (42:50) Dumbass of the Day Police Busting a Drug Ring Find a Thorough "How-To" Manual for the Entire Operation A Woman Turned in Her Meth to the Cops Because It Was "Junk" A guy on the border between Canada and Washington state who owns a bed-and-breakfast called Smuggler's Inn has been busted for helping sneak seven illegal migrants into Canada. The police in Pennsylvania went to a house for a domestic issue and the guy inside said he was a federal officer and he'd arrest the cops for interfering. He wasn't, though . . . and he was arrested on several charges. (52:40) Ye Old Crapper Five hundred-year-old excrement from Medieval toilets reveals how changes in diet since the 15th Century may have triggered diseases such as irritable bowels, allergies and obesity Support the show: https://podcave.app/subscribe/the-world-famous-frank-show-4eehjczc See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Welcome back, Fellow Streamers! We're nearing the halfway point for our Spooktacular celebration, where we decide which movies move forward to our finals! We also discuss the movies we've seen in theaters lately (The Addam's Family (2019) and Jexi), Lauren gets distracted by cats, and we have an episode where we agree 100% on EVERYTHING!! As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Like what you hear? Find more of our content below, and don't forget to leave us a review! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @MHDStudios on Twitter @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @thestreamersguide on Instagram All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Welcome back, Fellow Streamers! We're plugging away at these spooky movies We spend a large part of the episode talking about our cat, Lauren does a pitch-perfect impression of Devon, we get bamboozled by a SyFy original movie we thought was a big budget thing (thanks, Netflix), we discuss the nightmare that was 2005's "A Sound of Thunder", Lauren's dad dispenses film wisdom, and we get confused over the plot of The Box. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Like what you hear? Find more of our content below, and don't forget to leave us a review! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @MHDStudios on Twitter @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @thestreamersguide on Instagram All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Welcome back, Fellow Streamers! We're getting spookier and spookier as the days go by, and this week we watched The Conjuring and Insidious to see which James Wan film is the better Halloween movie! Lauren also has breaking news, Devon tries to revive some old bits, we talk bad haircuts and horror movie cinematic universes, Lauren makes an on-air purchase, and we discuss Black Friday movie deals! As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Like what you hear? Find more of our content below, and don't forget to leave us a review! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @MHDStudios on Twitter @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @thestreamersguide on Instagram All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Welcome back to another spooooooky episode of the Third Annual Halloween Spooktacular! This week, we watched Wes Craven's genre-defining classic Scream (1996), and Final Destination (2000)! We get silly real quick today, folks. Devon forgets what a podcast is, Lauren loses her spooky, cat's are involved in the podcast (as per usual), and Lauren beats Devon at his own game when we decide what movie wins today's episode! As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Like what you hear? Find more of our content below, and don't forget to leave us a review! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @MHDStudios on Twitter @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @thestreamersguide on Instagram All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Welcome back, Fellow Streamers! We're getting really spooky here in the studio and starting the third annual Halloween Spooktacular a few weeks early! This week, we watched Casper (1995) and Coraline (2009)! We also discuss the mechanics of the "jump scare", Lauren makes bad jokes, Devon talks about Rodan scaring the heck out of him when he was a kid, Lauren repeats her claim that Devon's stories are too long, and we marvel at how well a movie from 1995 has held up. It's still not as good as Sleepy Hollow (1999) though. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Like what you hear? Find more of our content below, and don't forget to leave us a review! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @MHDStudios on Twitter @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @thestreamersguide on Instagram All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Welcome back, Fellow Streamers! We're going Edwardian in this week's episode and covering the hit new show Downton Abbey! We're very late to this train, so bear with us. We also discuss our cats (naturally), Lauren invents the phrase "Watercooler Moment", Devon calls out Downton for not accurately portraying telephone poles in this show, Lauren accuses Devon of ruining her show, and we both really want to watch The Crown now. Also, we had a lot of technical difficulty with this episode for some reason. This is the second take since our audio program dropped the first episode we recorded, and then Devon's mic decided to just stop recording until about 12 minutes in for some reason. Apologies, but it does level out after a few minutes! As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Like what you hear? Find more of our content below, and don't forget to leave us a review! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @MHDStudios on Twitter @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @thestreamersguide on Instagram All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Have y'all heard of this cool new show called Downton Abbey? We think it'll be really big and you should go check it out before it takes off. Devon and Lauren spend this episode discussing a multitude of shows from their Netflix list and decide which ones stay and which ones go! We really wanted to talk about Downton Abbey though. Lauren still hates Ken Burns, we discover Downton Abbey, Devon has a very specific type of documentary he likes, and then he immediately sends mixed signals about what he enjoys in true crime documentaries. Lauren is very confused by it. We also discuss old PBS shows and probably misremember a lot of things about them. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Like what you hear? Find more of our content below, and don't forget to leave us a review! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @MHDStudios on Twitter @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @thestreamersguide on Instagram All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
It's getting pretty close to Disney+ coming out, y'all! Welcome back to The Streamer's Guide! This week we watched The Fast & The Furious (from 2001!) for the first time and we didn't hate it. Who knew, right? We also dive back into Disney+ since the D23 Expo is this weekend in Anaheim, CA and there's SO MUCH NEWS! Also discussed is our love for Jeff Goldblum, (WATCH THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6PsttriaFE), how little Devon actually watched the Disney Channel stuff when he was a kid, Devon invents the Imaginauts, which are the evil twins to the Imagineers (we guess), we marvel at our new favorite movie character, Chad Whiteman, and the fact that the "high-end" electronics in this movie are VCR/TV combos. The Fast & The Furious is just Point Break with cars! ______________________________________________________ Check out Disney+ on Twitter & Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/disneyplus/ https://twitter.com/disneyplus?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Like what you hear? Find more of our content below, and don't forget to leave us a review! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @MHDStudios on Twitter @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @thestreamersguide on Instagram All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
**Spoilers Ahead for GLOW Season 3** Welcome Back, Fellow Streamers! This week we're all about that Vegas life with GLOW, season 3! Lauren also makes fun of Devon's heritage, Devon becomes The Swedish Chef, we say we'll get back to the Back 2 School-themed episodes, but we probably won't, Devon tries more bits and is immediately criticized, we grump about how disjointed this season of GLOW was, but we ultimately enjoyed how well done this show continues to be. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Like what you hear? Find more of our content below, and don't forget to leave us a review! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @MHDStudios on Twitter @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @thestreamersguide on Instagram All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Welcome back, Fellow Streamers! This week we're back with part 2 of our Back 2 School Special! We cover two educational documentaries, American Teacher and The Lottery! We have a huge announcement! We've started a podcast network for independent podcasters called Moundhousedude Studios! Check us out by following the link below, and thank you all so much for giving us the courage to take this next step! We also discuss Lauren's back to school nightmares, weird documentary timelines, we both realize that the state of the US education system is really bad, and we get really confused about possibly having watched The Lottery in the past. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! Moundhousedude Studios: https://moundhousedude.wixsite.com/podcast MHD Studios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/moundhousedude/ @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @moundhousedude on Instagram/Twitter @thestreamersguide on Instagram @rocksfallcast on Twitter @fabledpod on Twitter All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Welcome back to this very brief episode covering everyone's favorite topic: San Diego Comic Con and the announcement of Marvel's Phase 4! Devon is very excited. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @moundhousedude on Instagram/Twitter @thestreamersguide on Instagram @rocksfallcast on Twitter @fabledpod on Twitter @YTLaurenPlans on Twitter All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Hey! While we do make light of these particular movies, we take the underlying subject of school and workplace violence very seriously. Both the movies we discuss in this episode contain acts of extreme violence in a school setting, so please enjoy one of our other 148 episodes and feel free to skip this one if that subject upsets you. We won't judge. If you feel threatened, are threatened, or think that someone might be a danger to you or your peers in your work or school setting, say something. Waiting could cost you or a friend everything. _____________________________________________________ Ready to go back to school, Fellow Streamers? We certainly aren't, so we're watching some back to school movies to ease us into it! This week we watched Heathers and Carrie (the original one) and we sincerely regret that choice! As always though, our pain is your gain. You're welcome. We also discuss our new feline co-host, Devon makes mistakes Lauren insists he leave in the show, we discuss our back to school woes, the cats take over the podcast for a minute, and we ultimately decide neither of these movies deserve to win. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @moundhousedude on Instagram/Twitter @thestreamersguide on Instagram @rocksfallcast on Twitter @fabledpod on Twitter @YTLaurenPlans on Twitter All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
We're back with our Documentary Deathmatch Part Deux grand finale! Who will take the crown?! Tickled goes head-to-head with Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of! We also discuss Screenrant's pervasive issues with Jim and Pam from The Office, Lauren and Devon are divided on the main topic today, and we duke it out to decide the winner! Devon also has a really specific vision for what our trophy looks like, apparently. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @moundhousedude on Instagram/Twitter @thestreamersguide on Instagram @rocksfallcast on Twitter @fabledpod on Twitter @YTLaurenPlans on Twitter All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Fellow Streamers, we're nearing the end of our documentary journey! Today Devon discusses Netflix news, Lauren gets oddly antagonistic, it's still hot in the office, and we crown the two documentaries moving on to the finals! As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @moundhousedude on Instagram/Twitter @thestreamersguide on Instagram @rocksfallcast on Twitter @fabledpod on Twitter @YTLaurenPlans on Twitter All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Welcome back, Fellow Streamers! This week we take a break from our Documentary Deathmatch to talk about Toy Story 4 and to take the...... ULTIMATE PIXAR QUIZ! Lauren and Devon face off to see who is the Ultimate Pixar Quizmaster, but not really because Devon already read the quiz. This is really just Lauren answering the questions. We also discuss Devon's existential crisis from Toy Story 4, random Pixar facts, we create Metal Eyes (AKA, the best superhero on the planet), we establish that Lauren knows nothing about Ratatouille or Snipe Hunts, and Devon viscerally disagrees with this quiz's claim that The Incredibles has any resemblance to Watchmen. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @moundhousedude on Instagram/Twitter @thestreamersguide on Instagram @rocksfallcast on Twitter @fabledpod on Twitter @YTLaurenPlans on Twitter All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!
Content warning for potential sexually explicit materials/assault covered in Tickled. Welcome back, Fellow Streamers! We're tackling the last part of our preliminary bracket this week by exploring the investigative documentaries "Tickled" and "Cropsey"! We also discuss our latest binge-worthy shows, Lauren plugs another one of Devon's podcasts (Fabled, which is linked here: https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/fabled/id1353674837?mt=2), we are both really honest about our thoughts on these documentaries. and we both remember at the end of this episode that our three year podcast anniversary happened three months ago. Go figure. As always, you can find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio, iHeart Radio, and any other podcatcher you can think of! @streamersguide on Twitter streamersguidepod@gmail.com @moundhousedude on Instagram/Twitter @thestreamersguide on Instagram @rocksfallcast on Twitter @fabledpod on Twitter @YTLaurenPlans on Twitter All original music by DC Brandenburg Intro by TCrull on Fiverr. Outro remix by Jon Biegen of Stranger Still Podcast! Check his work out here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StrangerStillShow/ The Streamer's Guide is a review podcast for those people who like Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu, YouTube, iTunes, Google Play, Terrace House, Aloha State, The 100, Marvel, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, DC, White Christmas, A Christmas Prince, Great British Baking Show, Bad Santa, Bill Murray, Twin Peaks, The Keepers, the BBC, Shot in the Dark, the CW, Chelsea, Supergirl, Little Evil, DC, Comics, streaming video, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, documentaries, Star Wars, The Crown, Stranger Things, Lore, Gerald's Game, House of Cards, Altered Carbon, Cloverfield, Halloween, The Craft, The Shining, Sharknado, True Crime, Train to Busan, Small Soldiers, Zombies, witches, witch, Sleepy Hollow, New Nightmare, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ouija, Tremors, Mean Girls, Tina Fey, Dark, Parks and Rec, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Saturday Night Live, Amy Pohler, Orphan Black, Nightmare Before Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Girl Meet's World, Supermarket Sweep, The Flash, The Defenders, Defenders, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, tabletop games, Glow, Santa Clarita Diet, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Disney Plus, Avengers, Endgame, Infinity War, Friends, Jim and Andy, and anything to do with fun, family, and doing things as a couple!