Loremasters of the Absurd

In this episode of Loremasters of the Aburd, we discuss the 80's Sci-Fi, Action flick, Predator. Listen as the boys discuss the film, unbelievable tales of sweating and tracking, predatpr dog origions, and new movie ideas. Jeff unleases his theory of how Predator dogs are made on the world. Eli discovers the ultimate enemy of our new favorite ghost hunter. Some how John Carpenter's Vampires is involved.   You can also watch episodes on our Youtube page. Please follow us on Instagram and Facebook. 

In this episode, the Loremasters of the Absurd goes completely off the rails. Instead of discussing a film the boys cover everything under the sun. Listen as they continue to discuss Demon House, Zach Baggens, the state of Marvel/DC films, becoming ghost hunters and much, much more. Jeff gets angry about fruit allergies. Eli imagines a future where he is emporer and dishes out some punishment to Jeff.     You can also watch episodes on Youtube (please follow, like and subscribe). Also follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

The Loremasters have gone off the rail this week and decided to do what they want. Loremaster Eli is trying to convince Loremaster Jeff of the supernatural so he forced them to watch Zack Baggens 2019 documentary Demon House. Listen as the boys discuss the events of the film, the evidence provided, and the boys discover a new version of the dark arts. Jeff becomes even more convinced of nonsense despite wanting to believe. Eli tells a ghost story.     You can also watch episodes on Youtube (like, follow, subscribe). You can follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd)

In this episode the Loremasters of the Absurd discuss the 70's space horror flick, Alien. Listen as the boys discuss their love of this film, questionable alien theories, the Alien vs Predator films and a delightful/odd amusement park. Loremaster Jeff learns about pneumonia and The Hunger Games. Loremaster Eli pulls what may be the oddest and most uncomfertable theories about aliens from his own mind.      You can also watch episodes of the podcast on Youtube (please like, follow and subscribe). Also, follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd)

In this episode, The Loremasters of the Absurd discuss the 90's blockbuster hit, The Mummy. Listen as the boys discuss this film, 90's CGI, The exploits of the Scorpion King and the opposite of rose colored glasses. Loremaster Jeff has beef with a certain secret society potrayed in the film. Eli has a new enemy and they are watching.    You can also watch episodes of the podcast on Youtube. Also follow us on Facebook and on Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd)

In this episode, the Loremasters discuss the 80's family bigfoot film, Harry and the Henderson. The boys discuss the film, its connection to Predator and questions the career of a British actor. Jeff talks about investing money into a bigfoot costumer and treasure hunting. Eli questions the people fixing Jeff's mower.      You can also listen to episodes on Youtube. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd)

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, we discuss the 90's sci-fi creature flick, Tremors. Listen as the boys discuss the film, Kevin Bacon's method, remember past experiences and try and figure out the point of Melvin. Jeff discovers a short lived drink from the 80s that has him disgusted. Eli names one of the world's newest conspiracy theories that should also be a feature film.      You can also watch episodes on Youtube (Please follow, like and subscribe). You can also follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd)

In this episode of Loremasters, the boys discuss the 80's horror themed friend film, The Monster Squad. Listen as they discuss the film, Jeff's dissapointment in Eli, comparing this film to The Goonies and everyone's favorite Dracula. Jeff questions a purchase Eli made. Eli tries and convinces people that Dracula with dynamite is cool. This is one you will not want to miss.     You can also watch episodes of the podcast on Youtube so please like, follow and subscribe. You can follow us on Facebook and Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. 

On this episode of the Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys discuss The Evil Dead which is a cult classic horror flick from the 80's. Listen as the boys discuss their love of this movie, Bruce Campbell, their dissapointment in the newest installment and a shocking pizza discovery.  Jeff explains the phenomena of adults liking Chuck E. Cheese food. Eli goes after Quibi. The boys both want to eat Chuck. E Cheese for some strange reason.      You can also watch episodes of the podcast on Youtube (Please like, follow and subscribe). You can also follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd)

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys discuss the 90's blockbuster comedy, Dumb and Dumber. Listen as the Loremasters dicuss the film, Jim Carrey's career and the hidden plot of the film. Jeff discovers something nefarious about the film while Eli tells Jeff how lucky he is to know him. This is one you will not want to miss.    You can also watch episodes of the show on Youtube (follow, like and subscribe). You can also follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd)

In this episode of Loremasters, the boys discuss the cult classic 90's film, The Big Lebowski. Listen as the loremasters discuss the film, watching the whole thing vs. the tv version, their love of John Goodman and so much more. Once again, Jeff is fighting the critics for you. Eli introduces Jeff to the world of Steve Wilkos and the rammifications for making him angry. This is one that you will not want to miss.      You can also watch episodes on Youtube where you can like, follow and subscribe for all the content. You can also follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd). 

In this episode the Loremasters of the Absurd discuss the 80's time traveling comedy, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Listen as the Loremasters boringly discuss two teens traveling through time, the cast and a sad tale of pleading the fifth. Jeff goes back to his dancing on graves way. Eli defends a beloved film against Jeff. Eli presents the most dangerous this or that game to Jeff whose answers shock everyone.     You can also watch episodes of the podcast on Youtube. Please follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd)

On this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys discuss the 80's comedy Smokey and the Bandit. Listen as the loremasters disuss the film, car stunts. cb radios and somehow argue about ghost again. Jeff does not know how he feels about Sally Fields. Eli argues who the real villians and heroes are.   You can also watch episodes of the podcast on Youtube. Please follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd).

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd discuss the 90's horror flick, Stir of Echoes. Listen as the boys discuss the film, their love of Kevin Bacon and reopen the lazy ghost debate. Jeff accuses Eli of killing peoples dreams. Eli defends his knowledge of the ghost rules he made up.    You can also watch episodes of the podcast on Youtube (episodes are released on Wednesdays). You can also follow us on Facebook and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd). Please like, subscribe, follow everywhere we are!

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys continue going through March Madness by discussing the 90's remake of Pyscho. Listen as the boys lament their experience with this film, their judgment of butts and bodily noises and anger at peoples opinion on the internet. Listen as Jeff draws the line with his current celebrity level status and Eli cannot quit talking about butts.    You can also watch episodes on our Youtube. New episodes of the podcast drop every Monday wherever you listen to podcast and on Youtube on Wednesdays. You can also follow us on Facebook and on Instragram (@loremastersoftheabsurd). Please like, follow and subscribe on everything. 

In the special episode that drops on St. Patrick's Day, the Loremasters discuss the 90's horror flick, Leperchaun. Listen as the boys discuss Warwick Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Leperchauns and ankle petting under a truck. Jeff questions North or South Dakota. Eli finds the new Mr. Magoo.      You can also watch episodes on Youtube (Please Follow, Like and Subscribe) and follow us on Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd)

To start off March Madness (see what we did there) the Loremasters discuss a film about madness. The boys discuss the 90s space horror flick, Event Horizon. Listen as the boys discuss their love of this film, space and what has become a notorious director to them. Jeff is upset by one characters inability to die. Eli discovers a new conspiracy around the director of the film.    You can also watch episodes on Youtube, follow us on Facebook and on Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd). 

On this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys are joined by Jamie of the Wicked Wild Podcast to discuss the 90's romantic comedy, The Wedding Singer. They discuss Adam Sandler's voices, the love of this movie and Rob Schneider's career. Jeff offers some Billy Idol Education. Eli cannot tell the difference between Phil Collins and Elton John. Jamie questions Eli's ghost rules. This is one you will not want to miss.    You can also listen to episodes on Youtube (Please Like, Follow and Suscribe), follow us on Facebook and on Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd). 

To continue with our month of love, on this episode of Loremasters we discuss the blockbust romantic comedy, Pretty Woman. The boys find no love, is uncomfertable by an episode of I Love Lucy and questions the motives of everyone involved. Jeff finds a new favorite movie title. Eli is convinced Richard Gere is part tree.    You can also watch episodes on Youtube. Please Like, Suscribe and Follow. Also follow us on Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. You can aslo check out our website www.loremastersoftheabsurd.com

As we continue our month of love, the Loremasts disucss the 90's mega popular film, Titanic. Listen as the boys discuss a selfish lady with a big diamond, big iceberg, a waiting terminator and people saying names too much. Jeff adds a new comspiracy theory to the mix. Eli questions the motives of everyone. This is a special episode for the 25th anniversary of this special film New episodes of the podcast are released every Monday wherever you listen to your podcast. You can also watch the episodes on Youtube (released on Wednesdays). You can check us out on Facebook and on Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd). 

Kicking off our month of love, on this episode we discuss the teen romantic comedy, 10 Things I Hate About You from the 90's. Listen as the boys compare this movie to their highschool and their confusion on paint balloons. Jeff names 10 things he hates about Heath Ledger. Eli is demanding apology letters. All this and more on this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd.     New episodes of the podcast drop every Monday wherever you listen to podcast. You can also find episodes on our Youtube page. Please like, subscribe and follow. You can also find us on Facebook and on Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. You can also check out our website www.loremastersoftheabsurd.com

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys are joined by Dave from the Wicked Wild podcast to discuss the 80's action flick, Cobra. The gang discuss their new hero, healthy eating and the worst way to eat pizza. Jeff questions robots. Eli questions hair and Dave questions women. This is one you will not want to miss.   You can also watch episodes of the podcast on Youtube. Check us out on Facebook and on Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd). You can also check the boys out on Instagram @loremasterjeff and @loremastereli

In this episode of Loremaster of the Absurd, the boys discuss the 80's martial arts flick, Bloodsport. The Loremasters discuss martial arts, action heroes, weird sound tracks and weird faces. The boys argue who the real villians are. Jeff becomes a defense attorney for villians and Eli tries to set up his own tournament.  You can also watch the episodes on Youtube which drops on Wednesdays. Also follow us on Facebook and Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. You can also follow the boys on Instagram @loremasterjeff and @loremastereli. You can also check out our website loremastersoftheabsurd.com

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, we discuss the 80's Scifi-Action flick, Escape from New York. Will the boys continue to start the year off with a bang or a whimper. Listen as the Loremasters discuss this film and come up with the terrifying new legend of Salsa Duke. Jeff starts to question his feelings on John Carpenter's Vampires. Eli fears science. This is one that you will not want to meet.   You can also check out episodes on Youtube and follow us on Facebook. You can also follow the show and the boys on instagram @loremasteroftheabsurds @loremasterjeff and @loremastereli. Check out our website loremastersoftheabsurd.com. New episodes drop every Monday. 

To coninue starting off the new year with a bang, the Loremasters discuss the 80's action flick, Lethal Weapon. Listen as the boys deal with a fallout of a fond childhood memory, try to do math and determine Jeff is too old for this. Eli presents his scientific theory that the world will forever know as the Gary Busey Effect. Jeff becomes angry when he determines there is a movie worse than John Carpenter's Vampires.   You can find the Loremasters of the Absurd on Facebook, Youtube and Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd). You can also check out our website loremastersoftheabsurd.com. You can follow the boys on Instagram @loremasterjeff and @loremastereli. 

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys discuss the pivotal cheesy action flick from the 90s, Commando. Listen as the boys discuss their love of cheesy action flicks, Arnold Schwarzenegger, explosions and one liners. Loremaster Jeff is infuriated with a crochet shirt and Loremaster Eli is disturbed by a montage. What a way to start the year off with a bang.   You can watch episodes on Youtube by searching for the Loremasters of the Absurd. Please like and follow our page. You can also follow us on Facebook and on Instagrat (@loremastersoftheabsurd). You can also follow your host on Instragm @loremasterjeff and @loremastereli. You can also check us out at our website loremastersoftheabsurd.com

It is a Year End Countdown Celebration episode! The Loremasters are once again joined by Mary as they compare, contrast and make fun of each others 10 Ten Horror Movies of the 70's, 80's and 90's list. Be shocked and surprised as you hear the gang explain why these movies are near and dear to their heart. Listen as is hard on people who try to be cool, Jeff fear of a Phil Collins' music video and Eli has an unfortunate misunderstanding involving Josh Hartnett. This is one that will help you finish out the old year and prepare for the next.   New episodes drop every Monday where ever you get your podcast. You can also follow the show at loremastersoftheabsurd.com and on Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. You can aslo follow all of our host on Instagram @loremasterjeff, @loremastereli and @marywasitscary. 

On this episode of Loremaster of the Absurd, the boys are once again joined by Mary to discuss what some considers the pivotal 80's Christmas film Die Hard. Listen as Mary and the boys discuss this Christmas action flick, workplace storage etiquette and bad Christmas gifts. Mary breaks the boys hearts over a harsh opinion about their here, Rambo. Jeff Jeff retalliates with his opinion on this film as a Christmas movie. Eli gets himself into trouble do to some Pringles and half eaten cocotnut candy.    You can check out our podcast where ever you listen to your podcast. Stay up to date on the show by checking out our website loremastersoftheabsurd.com, our Facebook page (Loremasters of the Absurd) and our Instagram (@loremastersoftheabsurd). You can also follow our host and guest at: Mary (@marywasitscary), Jeff (@loremasterjeff) and Eli (@loremastereli)

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys decide to discuss Conan the Barbarion as the today this is released is the 40th Anniversay. Listen as the loremasters proclaim their love for this film and argue that there should be a national holiday/ Loremaster Jeff takes on IMDB critics while Loremaster Eli figures out a way to make a giant frozen gummy snake arrow. The boys ask what is good in life.   You can check out the Loremasters of the Absurd at loremastersoftheabsurd.com and on Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. You can also find Jeff @loremasterjeff and Eli @loremastereli on Instagram. New episodes drop every Monday. 

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, we kick off the Christmas season by discussing the famous claymation special, The Year Without A Santa Clause from the 70's. The boys become divided by Christmas and the meaning of this movie. Loremaster Jeff relives a Christmas childhood trauma and Loremaster Eli finds Santa suspicous. The boys decide they want to make a live version of this and Jon Bon Jovi is pivotal.    Check us out on our website at loremastersoftheabsurd.com and follow us on Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. You can also check out our Facebook page and follow the boys on instagram @loremasterjeff and @loremastereli

In this episode of Loremaster of the Absurd, the boys discuss the 80's comedy, Airplane. They also discuss whale milk and create the newest thing in sports entertainment. We do not understand why they are the way they are. They also finally hit the topic of OJ Simpson. Loremaster Jeff goes on a campaign against a certain vampire movie which must not be named and Loremaster Eli spends too much time coming up with rodent wrestling names.   You can check us out at loremastersoftheabsurd.com and on Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. You can also follow the boys on Instagram. Eli (@loremastereli) and Jeff (@loremasterjeff). Episodes drop every Monday where ever you listen to your podcast. 

In this episode we are joined by Dave from The Wicked Wild Podcast (wickedwild.com) to discuss the 80's Thanksgiving flick Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Listen as Loremaster Eli tries to take this move to task and Loremaster Jeff and Dave put Eli on trial. Eli comes up with a new rating system that is not percieved well. Jeff cannot understand Eli. Dave stirs the pot more. Get prepared for another Thanksgiving by having a laugh with the boys.    New episodes are released every Monday. You can follow us on Facebook and on Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. You can also follow Jeff @loremasterjeff and Eli @loremastereli. Also check us out at loremastersoftheabsurd.com.

In this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys dicuss the 80's comedy, Short Circuit. A movie about a robot just finding its way but with something more sinister going on........or so we think. The boys compare a Predator, Terminator and Johnny 5. Jeff uncovers a sinister plot involving a missing robot. Eli is angry about ending music again. Some accusations are made.    Check us out on Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd or at loremastersoftheabsurd.com. You can check the boys out on instagram @loremasterjeff and @loremastereli. Episodes are dropped every monday on our website and wherever you listen to podcast. 

In this episode the Loremasters discuss the famous comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail from the 70s. The boys chuckle, laugh and complains about the state of film today. Jeff makes fun of Eli for saying words incorrectly. Then Eli continues to say words incorrectly.    Check us out on Instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd or at loremastersoftheabsurd.com. Check the boys out on Instagram @loremastereli and @loremasterjeff. 

In this episode the Loremasters of the Absurd are joined by special guest Mary (again) to discuss the pivotal 70's horror flick, the origional Halloween. Loremaster Jeff does is best impersonations of choking noises. Loremaster Eli cannot start sentences to everyones satisfaction. Mary confesses her love of Josh Hartnett. The gang tell sad Halloween stories.   New episodes drop on Monday. Check us out on instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd and our websiteloremastersoftheabsurd.com. You can follow the gang on instagram @loremasterjeff, @loremastereli and @marywasitscary.

In this episode the Loremasters of the Absurd is joined with Caitlin from the Plug It Up Podcast (Instagram @plugituppod) to discuss the 80's horror flick Child's Play. The gang discusses annoying children and butter. Loremaster Eli shares a childhood fear. Loremaster Jeff capatilizes on Eli's mistake of divulging a fear. Caitlin becomes infuriated with an unreasonable amount of sugar put in some cereal. This is definitaly one you do not want to miss.  Check us out on instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd and loremastersoftheabsurd.com. You can follow Jeff on instagram @loremasterjeff and Eli @loremaster Eli. 

On this episode the Loremasters discuss the pivotal spooky flick from the 70's, The Exorcist. Also joing them for the second time is Mary. Jeff tries not to offend people. Eli is definitaly offended. Mary educated the boys on true fear and why that should consist of the tickle monster and a certain animatronic from the house of Charles E. Cheese.    Follow us on instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd and our website loremastersoftheabsurd.com. Follow Jeff on instagram @loremasterjeff and Eli @loremastereli. The podcast is released every Monday on our website, Spotify and Apple Podcast. 

On this episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, the boys discuss the famous 80's horror flick A Nightmare on Elm Street. The boys discuss the alarming lack of expression on teenagers faces. Loremaster Jeff works out the physics of weak necks. Loremaster Eli comes up with Freddy;s wrestling finisher that your mother will not appreciate. The boys work out how DC can save their franchises.    Loremasters of the Absurd comes out every Monday. Follow us on instargam @loremastersoftheabsurd and check out our website at loremastersoftheabsurd.com. 

This episode the Loremasters discuss the cult classic from the 90's, The Craft. The boys discuss witchcraft, balance and what is truly considered a lot of money. Jeff ponders what it would truly mean to have snake fingers. Eli tries sneaking Voldemort into the episode. The boys discuss their recent return from a trip that involved witches, the Amish and no pies. We also hint at our plans for this Halloween season.    Check us out on loremastersoftheabsurd.com and on instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd

In this exciting new episode, the boys have just returned from The Mothman Festival in Point Pleasant, WV so they decided to cover 2001 film The Mothman Prophecy. Included in this episode is a special guest, Dave from The Wicked Wild Podcast. Also hear how tales of how the boys investigated the real legend, Jeff's cries for pancakes and Eli defending his sword and honor. Disclaimer, Richard Gere did not become lost during the making of this episode.   Follow us on instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd and check out our website loremastersoftheabsurd.com

Big Spoilers for this episode where the Loremasters cover M. Night Shyamalan's The Sixth Sense. The Loremasters deep dive into this cult classic of the 90's. Jeff tries to argue why ghosts are lazy. Eli brings awareness to many unknown ghost rules. Jeff blames while Eli defends kid ghost. One of the Loremasters did not recognize Donnie Wahlberg and much much more on this episode. Listen now or you will wonder why your afraid when your alone!!!   Check us out on instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd and our website loremastersoftheabsurd.com

In this episode the Loremasters of the Absurd talk about the 1985 film Teen Wolf. Loremaster Eli remorses broken childhood memories. Loremaster Jeff develops a conspiracy involving Planet of the Apes. The boys discuss hidden plots involving she wolves, suckling, chicken coops and an unlikely teenage basketball wolf killer and much much more.    Check out our website at loremastersoftheabsurd.com. Follow us on instagram @loremastersoftheabsurd. 

On this week's episode, we cover Ridley Scott's Legend. A high fantasy film from the 80's, starring Tim Curry and Tom Cruise. Jeff does his best impression of a popular song. Eli on the hand is oddly angry at the closing soundtrack. The boys cant stop talking about Dungeons & Dragons. Someone bought a sword. 

In this weeks' episode, the Loremasters discuss the cult classic The Boondock Saints.The Loremasters have a revelation about 90's films, Jeff questions the status of this movie, Eli finds a new thing to fear and the boys discover the weird and exciting movie review section on IMDB. 

In this exciting episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, listen to Jeff and Eli discuss John Carpenter's Vampires. Jeff has a bad time, Eli experiences a case of the mistaken Baldwins, vampire stuff is discussed and the word wood is said more times than in any previous episode. 

On this episode Jeff and Eli are joined by Mary of Binge This podcast where they discuss the 80's hit Dirty Dancing. Mary is surprised by their reaction. There is discussions of throwing your chicken, old people thieves, dancing dirty to the Mash Potato and the Butterfinger Alien. Eli wins the game of Hungry Eyes but Jeff and Mary disagree. This will surely be the time of your lives. 

Loremaster Jeff and Loremaster Eli discuss the 1995 film Mallrats. Loremaster Jeff has a bad time. Loremaster Eli contemplates the realities of a Stink Palm. Someone is accused of being a baby apologist following a battle of 80s vs. 90s. 

In this episode Loremaster Jeff and Loremaster Eli talk about Spielberg's classis Close Encounter of the Third Kind. Laughs hard had, questions are asked and experiences are shared from the Kechsburg UFO Festival. 

In the first ever episode of Loremasters of the Absurd, Loremaster Jeff and Loremaster Eli revist the classic film The Goonies. Good times are had and new things are pondered such as why did a bunch of kids figure out a four hundred year old treasure map that no one else could. Also, was that rundown diner built in the 1600's. One thing was decided for sure, in Willy we trust.