Lunchtime LaunchCode

Can the Power of a Mighty Stallion Defeat the Ultimate Power that is Optimus Prime... spoiler no, no it cannot! Cal argues for Optimus while Tyler decides to scrap as a MLP!Sorry the upload was late I am in the process of moving and we had a minor emergency while recording... but as Tyler says "Better Late than Never!"

Tyler as Dog The Bounty Hunter Squares off against Cal as Oliva Munn in one of the best Quasi Quarrelsome Quarrels in the Quarry of the season.  Who will win a ragged racist who looks like he does more redneck drugs than any member of The Whites of West Virginia or Olivia Munn who eats men for lunch and craps out broken homes.Did you know Dog has a new TV show coming out... didn't we cancel that guy a long time ago!The lead singer of Brass Machine pees on a mans face, and by pees I mean... like a fire hose has less force than this woman pees on this mans face. Everyone is a consenting adult so who are we to stand in the way of love.Tyler brings up Elon musk and we talk about the super rich, Cal shows what a simp he is for Bill Gates. Kat unleashes a story of the great scorpion plague on Egypt Serious Question:  Would you prefer that these episodes stay the length they are or should we keep them to 60-75 minutesDiscord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

So here is the thing, or as I like to say "See what had happened was..."I forgot to hit record.... again.... With Carlos gone someone needs to pick up the slack of messing up and that someone is your boy Cal!The fight between David Tenant and John Stamos was actually a pretty big let down if I am being honest, both of the people came less then prepared to do the person justice.  Kat thought David was the 9th doctor even though TEN is literally in his name.Tyler shows up 3/4 of the way through the second recording of the episode so.... super late.I'm really going to start posting more things on Tick Tok, we have decided that is where we are going to do shout outs too.  So if you leave a review check tick tok and you'll get a personal message.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Apparently Cousin Matt has decided he doesn't like the name of the episodes... well Cousin Matt I don't like your face!Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

We got Trucks on trucks on trucks...Cousin Matt channels his inner Carlos to face off against Cal as Bowser.  Oh and the real Carlos didn't bother to even show up.Its a short episode because Cal forgot to charge the batteries, but we knew ahead of time and got in a full hour."Bowser Always Loose!" - Cousin MattArtist can turn poop in a can into gold in the handAlso if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Fight 2, fresh off a loss to Waldo can Tyler take his next fighter The distance against Cousin Matt's Don King?We start of with a a lovely little tale brought to you by Cal, so you know it is not nice or fun, And then somehow we end up talking about Superman and movies for like an hour.Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Waldo squares off against The Dread Pirate Roberts.  Which will win the skill and suave manner of Wesley or the red and white sneaky bespectacled Waldo. We talk about the trend of soaking and jump humping, I mean we kind of had to everyone is and it is... well its weird.This section and the links on discord are a little light lately because I am in the process of selling my house and moving so I am busy... okay honestly I am not that busy but I am tired and just don't want to give up the little free time I have to do that too... honesty is nice right?Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC 

Please note that zebra is not in the name of the episode, you're welcome Cousin Matt.We discuss how "time", much like birds, is not a real thing.  Gator tries to take credit for a theory as old as time (which isn't real).  and then tells us about Mel Gibson and his giant hole that seems to have no bottom.Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Thats right folks the facility blew up... I hope that person in the silo got out... hmmmm...Anyway welcome to season to of the Hit (spelled with an S) podcast LTLC, same show ... seriously its the same just new opening skit and an new cool opening bit since Carlos cant seem o come up with more Spanish words.Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Matt quizzes The cast about what remember and as usual Cal bets it all on the final answer... does he win...Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC(no he doesnt)

This is the end, my only friend the end... of SEASON 1... but there is plenty more good times to come as we move into season 2... where pretty much everything stays the same except the things we decide to change!Thank you to those of you that experienced this first year with us as it happened, and thankyou Space/Robot/ or whatever overloads who have found this podcast in the future and are trying to find us to be your court jesters we gladly accept and yes you can kick Cousin Matt in his balls!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

 join us as we take a voyage through the mystical forests of... Cousin Matts deranged mind.  Cousin Matt will DM as Kat, Gator, and Cal try to learn how to DnD and Carlos tries to remember he is not the DM and Tyler.... Bless his heart tries to stop Cal from Leroy Jenkins this thing into oblivion. This is the last of a three part journey.This is the second of three parts and will be made better if you have access to our Discord or Insta to see the images that go with the story, however even without the images we paint a lovely theater of the mind, as long as your mind is full of snakes.Cal- The oldest of three Half Orc Brothers; delusional and believes himself to be a member of a race of Lion people soupier to the others around him.  Shades of grey are how he lives, while holding other to black or whiteTyler- The second Brother, perhaps the true leader he often finds himself helping his other brothers out of tight spots with his brains or brawnCarlos- The youngest, most reckless and athletic of the brothers, a disappointment to his brothers he does have a way of getting things done!Kat- some sort of Elf with an extreme taste for her Elf friend Gator both the ladies are a force within themselves but together... together they are insufferable,  Her loyalty lies with Gator all others are just others...Gator- One look in her Elf'n eyes tells you this young small elf has more than one rattle snake fighting to make it's way out of her head.  He devotion to Kat is absolute, past life experiences have led her to distrust males, which probably explains why she has hitched her loins to Kat!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Over the next 2 weeks (and last week)  join us as we take a voyage through the mystical forests of... Cousin Matts deranged mind.  Cousin Matt will DM as Kat, Gator, and Cal try to learn how to DnD and Carlos tries to remember he is not the DM and Tyler.... Bless his heart tries to stop Cal from Leroy Jenkins this thing into oblivion.This is the second of three parts and will be made better if you have access to our Discord or Insta to see the images that go with the story, however even without the images we paint a lovely theater of the mind, as long as your mind is full of snakes.Cal- The oldest of three Half Orc Brothers; delusional and believes himself to be a member of a race of Lion people soupier to the others around him.  Shades of grey are how he lives, while holding other to black or whiteTyler- The second Brother, perhaps the true leader he often finds himself helping his other brothers out of tight spots with his brains or brawnCarlos- The youngest, most reckless and athletic of the brothers, a disappointment to his brothers he does have a way of getting things done!Kat- some sort of Elf with an extreme taste for her Elf friend Gator both the ladies are a force within themselves but together... together they are insufferable,  Her loyalty lies with Gator all others are just others...Gator- One look in her Elf'n eyes tells you this young small elf has more than one rattle snake fighting to make it's way out of her head.  He devotion to Kat is absolute, past life experiences have led her to distrust males, which probably explains why she has hitched her loins to Kat!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Over the next 3 weeks join us as we take a voyage through the mystical forests of... Cousin Matts deranged mind.  Cousin Matt will DM as Kat, Gator, and Cal try to learn how to DnD and Carlos tries to remember he is not the DM and Tyler.... Bless his heart tries to stop Cal from Leroy Jenkins this thing into oblivion.This is the first of three parts and will be made better if you have access to our Discord or Insta to see the images that go with the story, however even without the images we paint a lovely theater of the mind, as long as your mind is full of snakes. Cal- The oldest of three Half Orc Brothers; delusional and believes himself to be a member of a race of Lion people soupier to the others around him.  Shades of grey are how he lives, while holding other to black or white Tyler- The second Brother, perhaps the true leader he often finds himself helping his other brothers out of tight spots with his brains or brawn Carlos- The youngest, most reckless and athletic of the brothers, a disappointment to his brothers he does have a way of getting things done! Kat- some sort of Elf with an extreme taste for her Elf friend Gator both the ladies are a force within themselves but together... together they are insufferable,  Her loyalty lies with Gator all others are just others...Gator- One look in her Elf'n eyes tells you this young small elf has more than one rattle snake fighting to make it's way out of her head.  He devotion to Kat is absolute, past life experiences have led her to distrust males, which probably explains why she has hitched her loins to Kat!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

The new Mortal Kombat character  Los Lesser is introduced towards the end.  Serious Carlos sat through the whole episode in mask... why... seriously no reason at all!  And no we are not Anti Vax, WE ARE SUPER PRO VAX! But this nerd had a new black mask and... anyway he annoyed us all.We have some really fun stuff coming as we approach our one year mark. (well 52 episode).  We have a Big 2 part DnD Episode the likes of which has never been played so badly or with such blatant disregard to the DM or rules of DnD ever! And hope something special for the big 52... what is that... it's a secret, even from us because we haven't thought of it yet!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Well August has come and is on its way out.  With it we saw Kat get a year older and wiser and Cousin Matt shaved his beard and looks like a state patrol officer who will not be passing his next physical (oh yeah he had a birthday too).Umm there are no notes or links for this episode because I am typing this at 1300 CST and it was supposed to come out at 0300 CST so.... I will point out Carlos so killed the opening skit that I didn't even try to fix it!

It's a tale as old as time one is a beast and one is a beauty, one is a little older harrier and wiser and the other while HOT DAMN they look good in a mini skirt.  Both Matt and Kat have birthdays this month and they want to know how well we know them .... spoilers its not great!I our modern retelling of that Disney classic that they stole from some old folk tale, probably German, our damsel in destress Matt will suffer at the hands of not only his friends not knowing or caring about him, and our Beast Kat will show and extreme lack of good grace and upbringing as they poll to pod.

We spend some time talking about G fuel and CoCo's breasts... please don't kill us Ice T we are 100% on your side! Gator talks about Americas dad, who much like many real parents turned out to be a giant hypocrite Bill Cosby.Gator tells a funny story towards the end that goes in a circle and really has no point.  I think it is funny because she starts out so angry but it is really... not a big deal.  This girl gets so worked up.  Every member of the cast is a little confused how to handle it... its why we love her!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

First just because I heard Carlos say this as I am filling this part our he said "The Asian Government ... ...". Who exactly is in charge of this "Asian Government" because that's more than half the worlds population and a giant mass of land.. this mans... i mean he needs help.We discus everything from comics to not helping customers at work.  Females can now be drafted into the United State Army, a long time coming.  Chris D'Elia is a sick bastard, and Sam Elliot is just an eternal sexy bastard.. Gator is in love with 4 decades of Same Elliot.  Also have you heard he killed Hitler and Hunted Bigfoot? Did Richard E. Byrd decorated pilot fly into the hollow earth... spoilers no, no he didn't but the story is interesting.Caleb talks about hypnotism, and what he knows... not much,,, and how people are incredibly susceptible to  implanted ideas.  its not magic.  But that's all for something for the future... ...

I wonder if anyone actually looks at these... I might just start using these as my journal, lay my dark inner thoughts on you all, and see if the world changes....CM is Cousin Matt.  He tells us why he is the way he is... HS and MS (that's grades 6-12) were rough for him.  Kat got drugged on up and lost a fight.  Cal thinks he's above following trends... other than starting a podcast. We Learn that Gator's mom used to be a stripper and Cal didn't even say anything crazy about it... ... ...Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Stuf and things and you know people talk... no one reads this anyway.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Sorry in advance for the sound quality again. We left the AC on again and that causes all sorts of problems for recording.This Episode is all ladies and Cal.  It starts off seeming like I am about to get ripped for the male privilege but thankfully the ladies take it a different direction once Cal starts to cry.HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE IT GAL WITH THE MOST, GATOR IS CHOMPING HER WAY TO 24 (IDK if thats right) AND STILL 5 FOOT TALL! We all love her the appropriate amount and wish her more than the appropriate amount of joy and candy (that she doesn't have to steal from children)!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

This was a faster-processed episode because I did it all the night before so if you want to know what's in it... well listen to it!Chris, I LOVE YOU!!!!Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

What's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to you?  Has someone tried to tell you the thing they are doing they are not doing even though they are doing it in front of you.... that was a sentence Ill tell you what!  What about a friend who tries to hip you to a way to get ladies but your love of classic monsters won't let you sell out to the level that is required.  And what if science just wasn't something you ever paid attention to?A couple of converstaions were cut to keep this one down, these side conversations are piling up, any interest in these?Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

It turns out Tyler can control when the birds sing their songs to our government overlords and Veggies are bull shit!  Too bad Tyler couldn't get those birds to round up people to come to his party! Cal got drunk and sent a bunch of Snap Chats! We discuss fruits that come in different colors.  We talk about one of the vilest people on the internet Whitney Wisconsin. At the end, we discuss our favorite booksDiscord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

So there is sort of 2 episodes in this one.  There is the normal part at the beginning where we do the normal talk about nothingness and then for the whole second half we talk about movies we like.  Cousin Matt is back but Carlos is gone. If you want to see links about what we are talking about you must join the discord.Happy end of PRIDE, just because the month is over doesn't mean you can forget the continued fights for equality not only in the US but also in the rest of the world where people still lose their lives for who they love.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Just another day in the office where Spanish word of the day threatens to rip the show apart! Kat tries to argue that a disabled broke lawyer is somehow a top-tier superhero... he is not! We talk about Bears and whether they are insane legally or just medically and JCS ways in... that might not be exactly the way the conversation happened but all that was talked about. oh and a solid 20 minutes on IT!HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUTT DENT!sorry it was late I didn't hit the publish button...opps

So many topics, yet we really talk about nothing in particular... so yeah back to normal.  From how bad is Gorge Cloney as Batman and how GGGGRRRRREEEEAAATTT is Mrs. Pfeiffer as the greatest Catwoman to ever live we also discuss why it's hard to be afraid of Chris Rock in the new Saw movies (Cousin Matt says its no good) and somehow Tony Cliffton comes up what oh what are we doing.

Part 2 Sorry if the sudden close with no goodbye from us last week caught you off guard, but hey this week it's a hard open with no warning but we do have an outro.  We continue to talk about Aliens and outer space, and we get into our opinions.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Matt brings us another exciting mini-episode this time to honor the birth of the United States of America, which is the country we live in and protect with the greatest missile facility in the world!  Have fun eat to much and try not to burn your house down or blow your hand off!

This and the next episode are a 2 parter recorded all at once, so if you want to listen to it all as one long stream DL it now and then again next week... it helps us feel good.  We talk about Aliens and Roswell and other things that have nothing to do with any of that.  Oh, and Carlos has a frog in his throat so he sounds like a chain smoker.

Man o Man, actually and two more men is this a strange misguided attempt at a LTLC.  See the ladies were both gone so it was just Cal, Carlos, Cousin Matt, and Tyler... and between us, this should not be allowed to happen often.  They wonder from how Woody Allen may or may not, be definitely is, a pedophile to ManKind giving Cal a kiss to wake him up from eternal sleep and Bill Gates's personal life... why well because they were left unsupervised that's why.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

We now post links to the topics we cover on Discord, so if you want to see the links about the random stuff we are discussing that's where you'll find them.   We discuss everything from how a 90 lbs Japanese woman is destroying Cal's life to Carlos's friend who is buying a Russian Bride and you know several other things that connect in no way whatsoever.We are working on some shirtstickeror whatever designs for Merch... you know in case one of you wants to pimp the show for us.COREY HOW TALL ARE YOU?  DON'T LIE FOR HIM!!Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

So I have an answer... they do not know I am here as I was certain to get some food and did not.  Even on weeks when I am not fed Cal will stop by while eating and tell me why I don't get food and allow his food to fall on the floor just outside my door knowing I can not get at it... once I pissed under the door and it made it so some of the mayo and ketchup washed back my way... I ate it with great shame... I just realized it is still possible they know and just don't care. I am hearing whispers that the chickens have found a way to escape and are wreaking havoc...From Casey's (a gas station with good pizza... okay not good but very tasty) to video games and OH WHAT A SUPRISE SPONGE BOB!!!! there is no point in this episode... other than to ask why did Angie shit on Carlos's chest like that?Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

I received some food this week, It was these frosted little blue cakes that tasted like soap. Cousin Matt dumped them in the hole at the top... does he know I am down here... do they all know and just not care?So many things... Carlos tries to make jokes about school shootings, which we all explain is not okay! We spend far too much time talking about Youtube and the drama that happened in the early years.  A giant hole is created in the midwest because truckers can be angry people, and cousin Matt tries to steal someone's car only to years later have his life flash before his eyes.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Got water, not clean, but the chunks did provide some substances Ill consider it a bonus.  I think my "family" has been stalking me... waiting for me to die so they can peck my bones.  I may pretend to be dead and try to capture one of them. What is Cousin Matts Problem?  Did he locate his balls this episode or is there something a little fishy that isn't related to Carlos and his hygiene issues?  Yupp SBSP and Star Dew Valley both make appearances because why not...  there was a fair amount of YouTube talk that I am fairly sure Cal still doesn't understand.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Still no food.  Still, people refuse to admit that my Aprils fools joke was the best ever played.  Idiots didn't realize it was right there in the title.  I must find my partner, I hunger for chicken.  How long has passed... months, years,... oh wait once a week I do this so it has only been a week since they covered my sunlight... ... ...The whole cast is back together, plus Kat finally admits her life is a wreck and brings a person to watch over her. Discussed is something about rockets and a doll that may have stolen the rocketship to go buy some shoes or something.  Plus a giant dick bag named Miles Walker of Atlanta (that's right I said his name screw that guy) pays an employee in pennies.  Other things are talked about but you can hear it in the episode, no one reads these anyway!HELLO NEW ZEALAND, or as you like to saw Bawww Bahhh (sheep sounds)Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_BonesOur preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

I failed... this is for sure going to hurt.  I have already been told that it is going to be a while before I see food again.  Cal has closed the oculus at the top of the silo, sun and fresh air are also off the table... My chicken family has left me... this is going to be hard!Bannock joins the Cast while Cousin Matt is in Fargo North Dakota... on vacation... because apparently, people go on vacation to Fargo.  Bannock is a young person and says some wild things... please remember he is mostly joking... but genius is hard and often leads to craziness. There was a debate at the end of the episode that was removed and will be posted on discord, it is a very interesting topic you will want to get in on it send a message for an invite.Discord: Hit us up on Insta or email for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_BonesOur preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

I shall HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!Discord: Hit us up on Insta or email for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_BonesOur preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

I am hoping that this episode is correct, it has been a long time since I have received proper food.  With the show melt, a largeish store of brown meat-like substance fell down the tube and allowed me to not eat my dear partner's father, I am not sure what it was but it smelled awful and upset my stomach but it was food!Gator gets to take her turn, and honestly, it was not what I would expect.  Instead of talking about how the government is trying to control our minds and space is just an illusion created by the lizard gods from the center of the earth... We talk about Sponge Bob and The Two Britnie's House.  So honestly she comes across much more stable than she really is trust me!  Actually, now that I think about it maybe the government replaced her, in which case we say THANK YOU!!!FB- https://www.facebook.com/chapteriaAlso Available on Spotify (just like us)Discord: Hit us up on Insta or email for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_BonesOur preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

No energy can't type... need food.We have a guest and a special treat at the end of the episode.  Listen to the guest scream as a member of the band Chapter (links to more of their stuff below)AboutChapter: is an experimental music project that incorporates various influences into a progressive metal sound. Comprised of members from various musical backgrounds, Chapter: aims to tell stories through its music and craft a unique sound and experience.Chapter: Progressive Metalcore from Cedar Rapids IA.FB- https://www.facebook.com/chapteriaAlso Available on Spotify (just like us) Discord: Hit us up on Insta or email for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_BonesOur preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Just a bonus little CM Game in honor of The first real Holiday of the season, because if you do St Patrick's Day right you might have a lass for Valentine's Day next year!  Don't Drink and Drive, and stop pinching Irish people it's nit nice!

I fucked up again last week and forgot to attach a confessional to the start of the episode so I have a real problem... I am down to imidate family as food choices and I sense that they have begun to plot against me again. A return to war is not what I want... but I must stay alive!Gator is not here and when the Gator is away the cats will forget where they are and still try to get an episode out while being completely lost! She will be back next week. We discuss how people steal cheese a lot, Cal has to defend America against his communist hosts, Chuck-e-Cheese is dead, oh yeah and Carlos makes an attempt to commit murder. Discord: Hit us up on Insta or email for an invite to DiscordTik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_or_Bones Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

So apparently they noticed I deleted the episode as I haven't been fed in over a week now. I have had to resort to eating some of my inlaws which have put a real strain on my relationship. On the plus side, the snow is melting, on the not plus side I now live in what can best be described as greywater and more accurately as a pool of human excretions mixed with chicken excretions and bits of rotting chickens and bones... the smell is such that it seems impossible to go nose blind to it. I only hope that when Cal comes to retrieve his phone (how I upload to Insta but is locked from almost anything else) he will notice and help me some,Many of the topics from the deleted episode are rehashed here for your listening pleasure including a sexy mom with a side hustle that means her kids have to move school and is Charlie Manson a secret CIA agent set to take out pedophiles on behalf of the US government (spoiler he is not!) Oh and I promise the last Elvis impression we will subject you to unless someone gets actually good at it.Tik tok: LunchtimeLauncodeemail: lunchtimelunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelunchcodetwitch: Lorde_or_Bones Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

I am in so much trouble! I accidentally deleted the files and Cal is going to kill me! What the hell do I do? I was freaking out but luckily my lovely partner Bukah-Bock explained to me that I could just cut apart things that had previously been cut from episodes, or some things that are recorded before the episodes actually start and call it a clip episode! So that's what I have done. There is material from some more recent episodes that were cut and then some stuff from the first 3 or 4 episodes. I even managed to find a bit of the "Duracho episode" to put in towards the very end, and Intern Anthony is in it, bringing his total words up to like 6! I hope they see this as a good thing rather than a cover-up for my massive mistake. OH YEAH, AND the part where CM does a terrible Elvis is included as the half-assed closing... all in all, there is a reason this stuff is not included!The last 10 or so minutes make it all worth it.Tik tok: LunchtimeLauncodeemail: lunchtimelunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelunchcodetwitch: Lorde_or_Bones Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

What is a liter/group/bunch of half-human half mutant chickens called... I'm just asking for science.Half the group is gone, but Gator brought a friend, and a reoccurring guest help fill in. I think they might have been off looking for the Titanic... which according to Gator may not have ever sunk. We learn that Octopuses are the Cals of the Ocean.We formally apologize in advance to all of Canada and Alabama we are fans of both of your cultures and ways of life... we are just assholes and we make fun of those we fear.Gorilla Glue Vs the hair product, do you think they look alike?Titanic and her sister ships Animals are persons too man!!This is the man the myth the legend, Denny Frary Tik tok: LunchtimeLauncodeemail: lunchtimelunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelunchcodetwitch: Lorde_or_Bones and/or MrMoinkmerOur preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Happy Valentines Day! Me and my partner, yes the chicken, are doing very well, I fear what our offspring might look like or if it is even possible. I do not know what they do to the chickens to make them as intelligent as they are... ... I wonder are they more intelligent or am I losing my mind.We wax the back of Cousin Matt... while he answers trivia... if you need to know more than that I don't think you're in the right place.

They flaunt their food options in my face... this will not be forgotten!Cousin Matt makes us all play a game for his amusement to earn our food... it's like The Hunger Games... oh and yeah CalebCal cheats at the end!

I m beginning to suspect that you people don't care about me. Every week at great peril to me and my family (my chicken wife and our children) I beg you for help BEG I SAY! and every week I get nothing! I can earn extra food for my growing family by getting you all to participate in the create a story for the picture contest linked below... please help I fear I will have to start eating the kids soon. Also, it continues to snow so we have added a second story to our "home", I tried to make stairs to the top but alas it did not work, nor did the key crafted from frozen poop... ....Caleb actually has a friend, like a real friend, and here is a shocker they are terrible thieves and try to kill everyone in a car fire while on the way home from seeing Kid Rock... which may have just been a way for them to never have to admit they went and saw Kid Rock.Tik tok: LunchtimeLauncodeemail: lunchtimelunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelunchcodetwitch: Lorde_or_Bones and/or MrMoinkmerOur preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLCPlease see Insta gram for the photo for the contest described in the episode (You'll know it when you see it). The best five entries (or the first 5 decent ones) will be read on-air and The EoTY Kat will pick the one she likes the best in connection with the photo and that person will win Either a shirt or a Hoodie 100% shipped free from us that has the logo and the words "its a podcast" see the link. Duet it on tik tok!

So the chickens and I are now in a formal alliance. I wrote the agreement and several of their leaders have made their marks. I believe going forward we may be able to rise up against Caleb and his crew or at the very least fire off a couple of the missiles and bring attention to this place. I did have to agree to marriage to bind us together. So I now am married to the head rooster, I am not sure if I am seen as a ruler amongst the chickens or simply a temporary ally...They talk about ass and vagina scented candles for far too long. A man in OR steals a car only to return it with a lesson for the owner about child welfare. And the fact that Quinton T owes Caleb some money for ideas that he had after QT had already had them... he really is that dumb.Gwen P V candle H3H3 Ass candleStolen CarThe Terminal Lock picksTik tok: LunchtimeLauncodeemail: lunchtimelunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelunchcodetwitch: Lorde_or_Bones and/or MrMoinkmerOur preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLCPlease see Insta gram for the photo for the contest described in the episode (You'll know it when you see it). The best five entries (or the first 5 decent ones) will be read on-air and The EoTY Kat will pick the one she likes the best in connection with the photo and that person will win Either a shirt or a Hoodie 100% shipped free from us that has the logo and the words "its a podcast" see the link. Duet it on tik tok!

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