Now That I'm Older

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers wondering how NO ONE could tell Clark Kent was just Superman with glasses or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we get into some of the strange things some people do in their families and Shane of course shares some of his stories about weird stuff his family did, then Kenny makes fun of him for it. Then we discuss Kenny’s feelings on Catholic priests, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Having Words; ProveItChannel and Tiny House, Big Podcast! And we spun promos for: ThatFilmStewPodcast and AfterBurn 739 Podcast! Check out their shows as soon as you're done with ours, or Kenny will sick his cat on you. This week's show is dedicated to everyone who has a dog in an apartment. You basically have to treat this dog like you're it's butler and he or she's the most important invalid in the world. I know, I know your dog is precious and all, but hear me out. You have to feed and water the dog like everyone else does their dogs, but you also have to chase after this little shit monster and pick up it's poop. Then you have to escort it on walks around the city like it's caretaker. I am getting ready to be one of these people and I am kinda freaking out, so this one's for you Shitter Picker Upper! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers how dope it used to be to get most of the Happy Meals toys as a little kid and how shitty it was to get the Burger King ones or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week Kenny kind nerds out on one of Shane's Favorite bands of all times, TOOL and how there may be more than meets the eyes to one of their albums. Then we discuss Shane selling his house and the possibility of having to make some changes in is life, after he moves into the city of Atlanta. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: onthesubject @onthesubject1; What's Under The Sun @WhatsUnderTheS2 and BatteryPowered @BPdoubleA. We also spun promos for: #NoOffense Show @HTNOS and Jake & Tom Conquer The World @thedrunkendork! Check them out when you're done checking out our show! This week's episode goes out to anyone who is actually listening to the show and reading the show notes. Seriously, it feels like I could write my manifesto here and legit...no one is reading it. Tap Tap Tap...is this thing on? Get in touch with me on Twitter to let me know if you are!!! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Janet Jackson was just Michael's little sister and not the chick who's boob popped out at the Superbowl or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we have another remix show, because last week, when we were scheduled to record, Kenny was under the weather! So this week, we pulled a few of the clips from the past and put em together in a new remix show. We are planning on recording this weekend, so we should have new material next week! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and Welcome back to a show that remembers when we all saw Cindy Crawford pull up in a Lamborghini in 1992, pop open a Pepsi and none of us little boys (and some little girls lives were forever changed because of that commercial. This week we weren’t able to get together to record so I pulled a couple of older clips. The first one is an outtake of Kenny and I sitting and discussing Joe Rogan and how Kenny just wants Joe Rogan money and that’s why he does the podcast. Then we move on to a clip we recorded after episode 174, where we discuss minimum wage and roommates and we discuss people’s reaction to the show. I figured you guys that are still listening would love new shit as opposed to another remix episode. And that is another thing...tell your friends about the show. We love doing this thing for you guys, but we have been really busy. Me with selling my house and Kenny with opening his own business, but we are not planning on stopping any time soon and it would be awesome if you guys would make sure to tell your mom, your mailman, you masseuse and anyone else you can think of about the show. We wanna spread the word and spread more of Kenny’s nonsense. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Pop! Pour! Review Podcast; Cage's Kiss Podcast and notamommapodcast! We also spun promos for: Media Nerds Podcast and Netflix 'N Swill! So check their shows out, after you finish with ours. This week's show goes out to anyone who has had a birthday recently and the day of was JUST OK. Remember birthdays when you were a kid? You'd get presents and maybe a birthday party? The kids in school would spend all day telling you Happy Birthday and it was basically a big ass deal that you were born on that day, whatever day it was. Then around 33 or so, birthdays just became another day. One more day in your life that just was what it was. Sometimes there's cake and sometimes there's presents, but it's just another day. So this podcast goes out to you Birthday Boy or Girl! We didn't get you a gift, except for the gift of laughter! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers how shitty it must have been to be one of the Brady kids, when Mike and Carroll got married...I mean 3 new sisters or brothers or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. This week we talk about a lot of stuff but our main topic is how godawful Aqua Man was. Yes, we know we are late on our review and for that matter we don’t even really ever review movies, but on this day, Kenny was fired up about how bad Aqua Man was and we just dove in. We also talk a little about Endgame with some spoilers and we discuss a controversial topic and Kenny tells us his crazy stance on the subject! This week we shouted out: Mixed Drinks and Mysteries Podcast: Epitaph and A grave for crows podcast ‏and we spun promos for: Gareth’s Random Ramblings and My Worst Date! Check them out, after you finish with this week's NTIO! If you turn our show off and click one of these links, we'll know! This week's show goes out to everyone who watched the end of GoT and thought, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? I mean we spent 7 seasons to build up to THAT? If you gave 7 years of your life to get this disappointed in the end, this week's show is for you! Have a great week, guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when there were no dedicated channels for Saturday morning cartoons and you had to be up at the asscrack of dawn or you were gonna miss them or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week, Shane’s dad hears about the podcast and decides to rewrite history about how poor we were. Then we discuss a bunch of other stuff, like being poor overall, Kenny’s weight loss journey, Shane’ big head and how Kenny got scared off by a sexually aggressive woman. This week we shouted out: Snakebite Horrorcast; comPOSERS Podcast and Top 5 For Fighting Podcast and spun promos for: The IMDB Journey Podcast and More Gooder Than Podcast. Check them out after you're done with Now That I'm Older! If you turn off the show, we'll know. This week's show goes out to all the people who are grabbing their remote to tell Netflix, that yes...you are in fact still there. And yes, you are still watching. Who is Netflix to question your life choices? Just because you're six episodes into the third season of The Office for the third time is not a reason for Netflix to question you! Here's to you BingeWatcher and here's hoping you have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Inspector Gadget got consistently bailed out of trouble by a dog named Brain or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we tell a harrowing tale of loss and hurt that could affect us all. Actually we tell a stupid story about Shane falling off of a scooter, where he got a concussion, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Swimcast; Bible Questions Podcast and Capes Off Podcast and we spun promo for: Epic Film Guys and Jock & Nerd Podcast. Check them out AFTER you finish with NTIO! This week's show goes out to anyone who just needs a laugh. We know life is hard to bear sometimes and every now and then, all you want to do is take a break from it all and just sit back and have a good chuckle...hopefully this week we could be that laugh for you! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hey guys, welcome back to a show that remembers when Donald Trump was just that jackass on Lifestyles of the Rich and famous or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss a lot of things, including incels and how pathetic that whole section of the population is. Then we discuss Shane teaching his dad how to use an iPhone and Kenny deals with a sexually aggressive girl and finds out the hard way how Snapchat works. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Classactpodcast; My Perfect Failure and spystoriespod and spun promos for: 365Flicks Podcast and Ghosts of the Stratosphere. Check their show out, as soon as ours is done! This week's shows goes out to anyone who is having a hard time in life right now. If you feel like the walls are closing in and you have no idea what is going to happen next...listen to our show and we know that we can't fix everything but we may be able to make you laugh for a minute or two. Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hey guys welcome back to a show that remembers when there was no mercy in the Cora Kai dojo or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a topic inspired by CoupleThingsPodcast that Kenny quickly hijacks as only Kenny can. Pretty much the entire show, we get to find out new and interesting ways that Kenny would kill a mythical guy that is following him. I would love to explain it better than that, but you’re going to have to listen to the show. We also talk about dental hygiene and how strange it feels when you have your mouth numbed, at the dentist, so it's not all dark! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily podcasts: The Prestige Podcast; Coruscant Radio Underground and CritterCastPodcast. We also spun promos for: Grave Girls Podcast and Jake & Tom Conquer The World! Check their shows out...after you finish NTIO this week! This week's show goes out to all of you guys who are still here four years later. Things have gotten a little hectic and we haven't been able to adhere to a great schedule recently and we have fallen way behind on taking care of our patrons. Thanks guys. We're both a little stressed and doing our best, so we appreciate your patience! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when the Muppets had their own variety show, complete with A-List celebrities and it was hosted by freaking puppets and it was STILL more entertaining than any episode of Big Bang Theory or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. And I would love to say that this week we break into some awesome story or some news article that blows your mind, but no. Due to tragically unseen terms, Shane was not able to podcast this past weekend. This directly stemmed from him riding a scooter! But Kenny made Shane promise to hold off on telling this story, until they were together to record. So this week, we bring back some of our favorite clips from the past couple of years and we promise to have new material soon (hopefully next week) and the story of Shane's Scooter Extravaganza! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when MC Hammer was 2 Legit to Quit or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we talk Science Facts and Kenny designates himself a science ninja. Then in true NTIO form, we pivot to discussing Incels and how weird that whole swath of the population is, Kenny dipping his nuts in hot sauce and when we get to peak behind the curtain into Kenny’s dating habits and what all i involved with that! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Kick Ass Thunder Dudes; WouldYouBlatherPodcast and ConversationX. And we spun promos for: AfterBurn 739 Podcast and The IMDB Journey Podcast! Check out all of their shows, AFTER you finish listening to ours! And yes, I am talking to you Amanda...don't touch that dial! This week's show goes out to everyone who has had to travel for work and all the nonsense that goes along with that, from having to get a rental car, to having to remember your business cards to making sure you got on the right plane and all that jazz. We know how stressful this time may be in your life but we are here to give you a little laugh! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a dark time before there were remotes and you as the oldest child got designated as your dad’s remote or as we like to call it Now That I'm Older! This week we start out updating you guys on why we had the little bit of a hiatus we had. We discuss things like Shane moving and doing home repairs. We talk about Kenny opening his own business and before you know it, we transition into talking about Saddam Hussein and how much respect Kenny has for the dictators of the world, with him telling everyone that he would not be opposed to taking a job with Putin if it were ever offered! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Light The Fright Podcast; The Struggling Actor's Podcast and NFL Picks Are In Podcast and we spun promos for: InSession Film and DecompositionPodcast! Check out their shows, when you're done with Now That I'm Older! This week's show goes out to anyone who is opening their own business. All the long nights of filling orders and the struggle of finding customers and making a name for yourself. It is not fun in the beginning, so if you need a little pick me up Mr. Everyday I'm Hustling Guy, then NTIO is the show for you! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hi guys and welcome back to a show that remembers when our favorite shows would go on re-runs for a few weeks and it sucked out loud...or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we are back with all new material and the first thing we talk about is a slapping contest in Russia, where one guy looks like he may have received a traumatic brain injury from being slapped. Then we discuss Kenny trying to get a homeless person to stand in for him, during the slapping contest. Later on we discuss an event at a brewery, from back in the days when Shane was in bands and how Kenny used homeless labor then, as well. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Not Playing Stupid Podcast; Payne in the Pod and Sodium Exposure Podcast and we spun promos for: Ghosts of the Stratosphere and SoiledRestCinema. This week's show goes out to anyone who has ever went through the agony of selling your house. It seems like this is a fresh hell that I never want to experience again and if you are going through it now, then bless you. I hope this show can give you a little solace from the constant nonsense of selling and packing and staging and all the bullshit that you have to go through to get your house in shape to sell. So here's to you, pulling your hair out guy! Have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and wt welcome to a show that remembers when the crappiest thing about your favorite TV shows in the 80's was re-runs! You'd sit and wait through countless episodes of Knight Rider, A-Team or C.H.i.Ps that you'd already seen, just waiting for the new season and hating it but still loving your favorite show, so you waited! Which is exactly what we're asking you guys to do! Shane is still selling and buying a house so we haven't been able to record for a while! But this weekend the guys are gonna be sitting down to record brand new episodes for you guys! So check out some of our favorite clips o the show and we'll be back next week with a brand new episode. So stick around and check out some of our favorite clips and we'll see you guy next week! Have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when they tried to replace Optimus Prime with Rodimus Prime and we collectively, as kid, called Bullshit, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we have another lookback show, because Shane is still selling his house. So this means you guys get another look back at some of our favorite clips. The first one is a look back at a clip with Nick from Epic Film Guy where we talk Power Rangers and of course about how Shane hates Power Rangers. Then we move into a clip with the guys discussing toys from their childhood that could have made them rich! This week's show goes out to anyone that is moving. No further explanation needed. If you are trying to get your house ready to go on the market and you are doing a predominance of the work yourself, you're gonna need something to make you smile, while you're working, and NTIO could be it. So here's to you, Do It Yourself Guy! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when the Snorks came out and how they were just a cheap ripoff of the Smurfs, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week Shane starts out explaining why you guys are getting a rewind show this week, discussing his crazy life and moving his house and running to move to the city. Then we jump into the aforementioned rewind show, with clips from that time Shane went to a Chateau and almost ended up in fisticuffs, due to political discussion, the time when poo rained into a Canadian lady's sunroof and that time a guy tried to beat up his mechanic with a dildo! This week goes out to anyone who feels like they are seriously at their wit's end. When you feel like all the walls are caving in, like you're one of the main characters in Star Wars when they were in the trash compactor and all you want is a way out and you can't seem to find one. When you have to start using phrases like, "it is what it is" or "the only way out is through", you know this show may be for you. We can't fix all your problems but we can make ya laugh a little!

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when all 4 of the Golden Girls were alive and how that shit was appointment television or as we like to call it Now That I'm Older. This week we are doing something we have never done on the show ever, Would You Rather! We spend an entire episode trying to answer Would You Rather questions and basically Shane has to spend the entire episode trying to get Kenny to stay on task. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Tom Hanks Defence Force; The Grey Podcast and Freudian Sips and we spun promos for: AfterBurn 739 Podcast and The Countdown Pod! Check out their shows as soon as you're done with us! This week's show goes out to anyone who's moving. Not because of anything funny...but because that shit sucks. Here's to you moving guy. We can't make it better or get your uncle with a truck to come help but we can help you laugh a little, while you carry boxes! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when sitcoms used to always advertise their heartfelt episodes by saying it was a “very special episode”, like when they talked about suicide or obesity...or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. This week we start out talking about the pains of home ownership like when sewage backs up into your house and then we move on to discussing everyone’s favorite topic on a comedy show, abortion and then Kenny explains that he believes we have gotten too far away from using violence to solve our problems. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Ocho Duro Parlay Hour; Just Bloom Podcast and Crime Beat Podcast and we spun promos for: Gareth’s Random Ramblings and Super Movie Bros.. So check them out, but WAIT until our show is done. This is the honor system so don't make Kenny come to your house! This week's show goes out to anyone that has an iguana. No reason other than you people are weird. I mean out of all the pet options, you stood at a pet store and said give me the bigass lizard that doesn't give a damn if I'm around or not...he just looks cool. So here's to you Bigass Lizard Pet Guy! You may be weird, but at least Kenny and Shane may make you laugh from time to time! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a time when before Christian Bale was Batman. Back to a time when he was just an American Psycho who loved Huey Lewis and the News or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we start out with a little bit of controversy as Kenny tries to ambush Shane with some questions after his wife posted a hashtag that caused all hell to break loose and made Kenny question whether or not Shane is currently or planning to be a swinger. And then we discuss a whole lot of other stuff, ranging from wrestling on box 0springs, instead of mattresses, Kenny stealing someone’s weed and how Shane’s (my) old apartment was kind of a flop house. This week we shouted these #PodernFamily shows: Wrestle Thoughts Podcast; Pornoplots and Our Unicorn Diaries and we shouted out: Dark Corner of Radio and Netflix N. Swill. Check them out after our show is over! And not a minute before then. We'll know if you cut us off early! This week's show goes out to any guy or girl that forgot that today is Valentine's day. We know, right now, you are trying frantically to find a place that still has cards, or has flowers. Or seeing if Waffle House or McDonald's will take a reservation, because you know all the good restaurants nearby are already booked solid. So here's to you Slacker Valentine! NTIO can't make reservations for you or get you a card or flowers for your guy or girl, but we can make the pain a little more bearable. Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when all us kids who watched Knight Rider used to want our parents cars to talk to us and how now with Siri and Google assistant, they actually do and we don’t even care or as we like to call it, Now that I’m Older. This week we start out talking about a story with some meth and a bald eagle and by the end of the show we are talking about how Kenny believes in radical equality when it comes to beating up crippled kids. Trust me, it’s a wild ride this week! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Feminists Without Mystique; Saucy Rockets: A Hockey Podcast and Gin & Spirits Podcast and we also spun promos for: Jake & Tom Conquer the World and So I Married A Movie Geek! So check their shows out as soon as you're done listening to NTIO. This week's show goes out to anyone having "the talk" with their kid. No matter if they are 10 or 25, it's always gonna be awkward. Those first few moments of trying to explain that "when a mommy loves a daddy" (or mommy loves a mommy or daddy loves a daddy for that matter) when you're stumbling over your words and doing your best to find great analogies for sexual reproductive organs and the acts that it takes to have sex and make a baby, we know you're gonna sweat. You're gonna stammer and you're gonna need some relief afterwards. We are here to provide that relief. So this one's for you Having the Talk Guy! We know this conversation is gonna be weird but when you're done, kick back with this week's NTIO! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers how the Thundercats were awesome when we were kids, but we realized how much it sucked when we got to be adults or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss finding out some of your friends are super weird and watch porn together like some people watch football together and how Kenny and Shane reacted! Then we discuss a guy who ruined his buddy’s wedding with a little leftover porn! Goblet Of Wine Podcast; The Synful Show and Girls Next Door Podcast. We also spun promos for: More Gooder Than Podcast and Grave Girls Podcast! Check out their shows as soon as you're done with ours. And I mean we're doing the honor system here...so be on your best behavior. This week's show goes out to anyone who's chasing their dog, after he got off his leash. It's always super crappy to watch your dog run away from you as he is playing a game of chase me as you try futiley to catch up. We can't make your dog come back, but we can make you laugh a little as you chase your dog and spend that time spitting obscenities at your puppy. So here's to you Mr. Dog Chaser! We sure hope you catch him!

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Tonya Harding had Nancy Kerrigan taken out, Godfather style and exactly how gangster that was, or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. This week we start our discussing situations that we’ve been in, during sex where we felt like our life may have been in danger or at the very least, it was scary as hell. Then later on we discuss a horrible situation that happened to Shane during sex and we close with one time where Kenny actually had to walk away from sex. For this week's show we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Conspiracy Asylum; Let's Watch Horror Podcast and TheFeinicsGatePodcast and we spun promo for: Odd Dad Out and Jock & Nerd Podcast! Go check them out when our episode is over. We're using the honor system here, so don't break our trust! This week's show goes out to anyone who watches politics all day and still has their sanity. We know it's a constant fight in your head to either give into the madness of Republicants or Libtards but you keep it together. So here's to you Politics Don't Bother Me Guy! Listen to this week's NTIO and let's hope we can help you keep your sanity for one more week, at least! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show where we always wonder why no one pointed out the pure savagery of the fact that Gargamel wanted to eat the Smurfs, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we discuss the worst possible allergy for Kenny in the world, which would be not being able to eat red meat. Then we discuss some of the crazy crap Kennys grandmother does in the kitchen and discuss some the grossest stuff we ever ate, as kids, when our parents cooked. And we close out with a show about the worst time Shane ever ate eggs with his dad. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Two Man Booth; FireStarters Podcast and That's Uhffensive ‏and we spun promos for: Play Comics Podcast and #NoOffense Show! Check out their shows, when ours is done cuz if not, Kenny will come to your house and I assure you it won't be a personal visit! This week's show goes out to anyone who is doing the online dating thing. We still remember when you'd go out to a bar or get on AOL, like a normal person and find someone to go out with. If you are shopping and swiping for people on these apps, it's a dog eat out dog world out there and we're hoping you have some luck and don't get ghosted. (We heard the kids say that and thought it sounded cool). So this one goes out to you, Hoping You Don't Get Ghosted Guy!

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of the Hell in a cell and none of us were ever the same, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss a correction that Kenny has to make on the show about how no one but him can do a hand job correctly, after a visit to an Asian massage parlor. We also discuss how the #MeToo movement has changed massages and a lot of behavior that men used to just get away with. We also discuss that time Kenny had a 19 y/o stripper living in his house. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Legacy Trek Podcast ‏; Rich Sis Broke Sis; and SpookySconniePodcast. We also spun promos for: ThatFilmStewPodcast and AfterBurn 739 Podcast! Check out their shows...but not until AFTER you finish ours! Cuz if you do, we'll know and Kenny may knock on your door! Just kidding, but do you really wanna find out? This weeks show goes out to anyone at all who is struggling after the holidays with money. We all do it, where we spend too much money and then pray to the economy gods

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a simpler time. A time before streaming music services and MP3 players, when Arthur Fonzarelli could just walk in, smack the jukebox and get the songs he wanted...or as we like to call it,, Now That I'm Older. This week we have a very special show. It is our official 200th episode! We go all the way back to episode 1 and check out how amazing our sound quality used to be. We bring up some of our favorite clips, like when Kenny and Steven (Shane's Brother) made a commercial for selling pillow that may or may not have been a little racist. We also discuss goblins, Kenny falling and not being able to get up and a whole lot more. There are no shout outs for this week, but we wanted to thank a few people for helping NTIO become the show that it has. Christian Monkeberg was the first guy to ever suggest that I do a podcast, and from that idea we got all this. Patrick Duffy, head of The Rogue Intel podcast network took a chance on us when we had very, very few listeners. The OG #PodernFamily helped this show grow our listeners and still does to this day. We'd like to thank Steven for being a guest all those times in the beginning and to every guest we have ever had on...thank you! And finally to all of you! To everyone who currently listens to the show or have EVER listened to the podcast THANK YOU. You guys make NTIO what it is because without you guys it would just be us talking to each other. Thanks for sticking with us through 200 episodes and here's to at least 200 more! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when MTV actually played music videos and not wasn't all about teen moms and shit or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we look back at some of our favorite clip from 2018, including The Legend of Pickaxe, Shane's version of Prison, that turns into the fair, Sandwich Monkeys, and a lot more. This week this show goes out to all of you guys that supported the show all year, throughout 2018! We really appreciate each and everyone of you guys! Have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when we all discovered that Santa was kind of a dick in the original Rudolph claymation cartoon or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we start out talking about Amazon and jump quickly into talking about how Robots are quite possibly gonna take over the world. And surprise surprise, Kenny is gonna side with the robots. Then we talk about Shane hiring cheap labor to help put up his Christmas lights and whether organic peanut butter is the worst idea, ever! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Can't Sleep Won't Sleep; Easterly Inn Podcast and The Married Nerds annd we spun promos for: The IMDB Journey Podcast and More Gooder Than Podcast. Be sure to check their show out...after you listen to ours, cuz we are like Santa...we'll know! This week's show goes out to everyone for Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever it is you celebrate! We hope you guys all stay safe and get everything you are wanting on your list this year! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Scooby Doo was the first show to have guest stars when we were kids, like the Globetrotters or Batman and Robin...or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we have a great story from Kenny where he very possibly could have gone to jail for doing the right thing. Without giving too much away, let me ask, have you ever been talking to the cops...the MOMENT the acid kicks in? If you have, you’ll be able to relate...if not, check out this week’s show, cuz it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Twelve Chimes Radio; Franchise Tag Sports Podcast and RiseUp /w Chicken & Dragon and we spun promos for: Grave Girls Podcast and Odd Dad Out! Go check out their shows...as soon as ours is done! This week's show goes out to anyone who still hasn't bought any Christmas gifts. Let's be honest here...it comes up, every year on the same date and somehow you are STILL procrastinating??? Get up and go get presents, before you stuck at the CVS trying to see if you can scrounge together some great gifts from their "electronics aisle"! So this week's for you, Mr. Holiday Procrastinator! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when we all sat there the first time, hearing Darth Vader tell Luke that he was his dad and how our lives have never been the same since, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we discuss a flock of asshole geese from Australia and then we jump into our post Thanksgiving episode. Where we start out talking Thanksgiving and what we did this year and end up somehow talking about things in porn we don’t like so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheThreeMandys; POPLAW and Idiots’ Picnic Podcast. We also spun promos for: So it is Told and 365Flicks Podcast! Check out their shows...but AFTER you listen to ours. And if you don't we'll know. And you don't want that. This show goes out to everyone who's ever said..."don't you miss how TV used to be? Where we could just have to wait a whole week to see what happened to the characters? Like when you watch an HBO show or something?" Even though we all know streaming is the shit cuz you get your show all at once. Anyway, this one's for you Living in the Past Guy. You can always listen to NTIO and know that we are NEVER gonna record like 10 episodes in a row and then drop em all at once. Mainly because I (Shane) have to do all the editing and screw that shit. Anyway, have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when we all used to judge the kids who said they didn’t have a Nintendo and preferred Sega Genesis or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we talk about a couple of encounters in the dating world. One of these includes Kenny, riding shotgun with one of our friends that flirted with a girl, went to her house, only with the intention of eating all of her food. Then later we talk about Shane getting caught in a super weird hook up situation, where the girl’s exhusband showed up at her trailer, in the middle of the night and started beating on the walls. Then we close with Kenny racking his pistol at someone, just a couple of weeks ago. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: AK_podcast; Kieran's Movie Space and specialunknown and spun promos for: InSession Film and #NoOffense Show And this week's show goes out to all the former rock stars out there. You know who I'm talking to. The guy or girl who spent years telling everyone that, 'they didn't need a career! Their band was gonna make it!'. And inevitably, when something broke down in the band, with people started getting married, or having kids or people in the band just couldn't keep it together, all these people had to join the rat race and get a job. So here's to you Former Rockstar Guy (or girl), sitting at your desk, in corporate America and wondering...What the Hell happened??? Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers what it was like to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and the simple joy of seeing Santa Claus at the end of the parade, every year or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we know that every one is probably in their car right now, listening to their children whine about having to go to Grandma's house and trying to drown it out with Now That I'm Older. This week we have a look back at some of our favorite clips from the past year. We hope you enjoy it and you all make it out of the inevitable turkey coma that you're gonna end up in! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when kids cartoons weren’t mindless crap, like Spongebob or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week on episode #196 we start out talking about screwing up at work. Like falling asleep at your desk because you didn’t get enough sleep or falling asleep while doing nitrous in a dental chair at your dental job or falling asleep in a different city, as you work as a baggage handler. We also talk about a Concentration Camp themed Halloween display and how HOA’s are pretty much pure evil! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Knowing My Nightmares Podcast; Odours of the Odeon and Da Box Office Boys and we spun promos for: 365Flicks Podcast and Gareth's Random Ramblings! So check out their shows... as soon as this one is over. This week we send this show out to the guy who is just about to leave for vacation with his two little kids. Sure, you love your kids. You love your wife, but the idea of being locked in a car with them for 6 hours on the way to your destination makes you want to pull what little hair you have left out. The idea of the kids whining or your wife complaining makes you wonder, what happened to the 22 year old guy who just wanted to marry the hot chick? Now you're playing chauffeur to two little rug rats and their mom? WHERE DID MY LIFE GO? So here's to you Reluctant Vacation Guy. Put your headphones in and let us drown out how much you may or may not hate your life. Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show where we remember when McDonald’s had the Muppet Babies toys in the happy meals and they were awesome, or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older! This week on episode #195, we discuss festivals. Going to them, the kinds of stuff we can buy at them, the people you meet at them and how Kenny refuses to go to any of them because everyone smells bad, according to him. Then later on, we discuss a potty incident with Shane’s son, and a time where he broke his finger during a rainstorm! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows; Jump In, Michael Podcast; howimetyourfriendspod and The Littlest Podcast and we spun promos for: The Stranger Lands and Poop Culture! So go check out, them out, AFTER you're done listening to NTIO! And this week's show goes to the guy who has to buy new decorations for every holiday. We know how it is. Your girl loves the holidays and every time a holiday passes, she has to go buy more holiday stuff. I mean, it's not like we don't have enough ceramic pumpkins and little ghosts or goblins! I mean you could definitely use another Snow Man or Santa Claus. There's always a door, or a mantle, with a spare shred of room on it that could be filled with some holiday trinket! So this one's for your Holiday Decor Guy! Thanks a lot guys and have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when television commercials used to actually warn you to get your parent’s permission before using the phone or going on the internet, because you may just get your ass beat or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss lots of stuff but we start out with a story about Kenny injuring an actor because he was mean to Kenny during his short lived stage acting days, or he got in his managers face for yelling at him during his Dave and Busters career. And then we close the show with a story about how I once threatened my old manager, because my check was no good at work. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Threads Podcast ; Lesser Evils Podcast and Now Were Drunk Podcast and we played promos for: Epic Film Guys and So I Married A Geek! Go check them out...as soon as our show is over! This weeks show goes out to anyone who has gone to work and come home and your significant other has brought home a new pet. Whether it be a dog, cat, fish, pet rock...whatever it is, you're now stuck with it. No matter how much you may hate the little bastard, it's here to live with you until the end of it's worthless life! So here's to you Accidental Pet Guy! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when there was only one girl in all of Smurf village and no one really discussed the implications of that...or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss tons of stuff, like fighting in middle and high school We discuss some of the scariest fights we were in and we even discuss one of the most bizarre trailer parks we have ever been to, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Now Were Drunk Podcast; Wicked Pissah Show and Faux Fright Podcast and we spun promo for: Tails from the Dark(er) Dragons Inn and 365Flicks Podcast. Check them out...but wait for our show to be over, FIRST! This week's show goes out to anyone who is sitting at their desk right now, looking out the window, wishing they had that different job, or were dating that new guy or that new girl. This show is for anyone who is holding themselves back from being their best self. There is only one way to eat an elephant...one bite at a time. So maybe today is the day you get off your ass and go for it...whatever your it is...go for it. Don't let the times of your life pass you by. So here's to you Chasing Your Dreams Guy! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that claps our hands we hear the phrase, "Down at Fraggle Rock!" or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week on episode 192 we discuss LARPing. Which if you don’t know stands for Live Action Roleplaying. Which is just as lame as you imagine it. But for us, we didn’t do the standard type of roleplaying,where there was a story and knights and wizards and such...oh no. For us, LARPing was just a way for us to beat the crap out of each other with PVC swords. And later on, we discuss playing a game like this with your friends and getting so pissed off that shit gets real! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: boxofficerefund @boxofficerefund; Fat Funny Wholesome Podcast @PodcastFFW and Heels And Quads Wrestling Podcast @heelsAndquads and we spun promos for: Loaded Literature @loadedlitpod and Odd Dad Out @OddDadOut!!! Go check them out...after you listen to NTIO! This week's show goes out to anyone who has a crazy in law. The holidays are coming up and you know you're gonna have to see them. You're gonna have to listen to their crazy stories of their animal farm, where the chickens are dying because their dogs are killing them. It's gonna be fun! So here's to you Crazy In Law at the Holidays Guy! This one's for you. Have a great week guys. BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when all of us as a society spent about a year being into swing music and the world was never the same...or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. And this week on Episode 191, we ask Kenny some questions, like if the 5 second rule really applies, or if you’d really sing in quick sand and the most important question of all, is ASMR the creepiest thing that exists on the internet, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheCommissionPodcast; Voice from the Underground and Ghoulsgonewildpod and we spun promos for: Netflix 'N Swill and Play Comics Podcast. So check them out...AFTER you finish this episode of NTIO! This week's show goes out to anyone who had a few too many soda pops at a company function last night and had to get their podcast uploaded at 5:30 AM. We know when your eyes popped open to pee at 5:30, you weren't planning on getting up and uploading a podcast...but we're here now...so here's to you Late Podcast guy! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when there were definitely two camps, people who liked GoBots and people who liked Transformers...and you definitely didn’t wanna be one of the GoBots kids, or as we call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss being poor, something Shane knows a lot about and something that Kenny had no idea about, till he faked being a poor kid in our neighborhood. We talk about being so poor, our dad used to tighten 2 liters of coke with a pair of pliers to keep us kids from opening it, sharing a walk in closet as a bedroom in a house with no heat, while we used Kerosene heaters indoors and Shane shares a story about getting beaned in the head by a saucer...so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Beyond6Seconds, Two Guys One Plot and The Three Musketeers Podcast and we shouted out Ghosts of the Stratosphere and So it is Told ! Be sure to check them out. This week's show goes out to anyone who just got to a doctor's appointment, for whatever ails you, from a common cold, to a heart attack, you can rest assured your doctor is not going to be on time for the appointment. Sure, you got there ten minutes early to make sure you got your paperwork done and you got called back to the room on time, but then, there's the waiting game. For the next 20-45 minutes you just sit on the exam table...waiting. I mean, what's he doing? Taking a smoke break? If you got too many patients, sack up and stop seeing so many damn patients! Either way, maybe you can fill your time with a NTIO podcast, while you wait for the doc to come back from his smoke break or whatever the hell he is doing! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a time when the worst problem you had was whether you could find enough money or beg your parents for enough to go get candy from the corner store, or as we call it, Now That I’m Older.  This week on episode #189 we discuss a lot of things. Starting with Cartbashing, a sport Kenny invented and the we played for years in Marietta. We also discuss the great hamburger bun heist of our late teen years and generally being vagrants.  Oh and we also have an appearance from a possum that was living in Kenny’s car. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Tale Teller; Sausage Roll n Dim Sim Podcast and Fulfill My Fantasy Mike‏ and we spun promos for: Dark Corner of Radio and My Worst Date. Check them out...after you listen to this episode! This week's show goes out to anyone who's feeling like the weight of the world is pressing in on them. Both of us at NTIO know what that feels like and we just want to say, tune out for around 40 minutes, sit back and laugh with us. We can't make it better, but hopefully we can make you smile! Have a great week everyone! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hey guys, welcome back to a show that remembers exactly where we were when Kurt Cobain died, or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week on NTIO #188 we talk about the aftermath of Kenny banging the stripper a couple weeks back and then we get into drug deals the two of us have been involved in, over our lives. Kenny didn’t get involved in making drug deals until he was in his twenties and Shane got started much earlier. Like around 9 years old, on a trip with his dad to the wrong side of the tracks, while his two year old brother was in the front seat! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Fulfill My Fantasy; Gabbing With Ghouls and BeingTherePodcast and we shouted out: Grave Girls Podcast and The IMDB Journey Podcast This week's show goes out to anyone who is going through a shitty time in your life. This week we're skipping the joke here, because seriously someone out there probably has tons of crap weighing them down that they wish they could just let go of. Well this show is for you my friend. Sit back and laugh for about 40 minutes and take your mind off things. Have a great week guys and we'll see ya next week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hey guys, welcome back to a show that remembers when one of your worst problems was whether or not you have to eat all your vegetables before you get desert, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older!  This week on episode 187, we discuss riding a bike as a kid and how amazing it was.  The wind in your hair, your friends next to you and all the awesome shit that went along with it.  Unfortunately, it wasn’t always like that for riding a bike. We also discuss knees full of gravel, from having bike accidents, concussions and all the ways you can fuck yourself up on a bike.   This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Conversation Pod; The Feminist Critique and Longbox of Darkness and we shouted out: Wining About Crime and We Watched A Thing! This week goes out to anyone who just woke up late for work. You get that peaceful waking up feeling. Your body feels rested, your brain feels sharp and you just know it's gonna be a good day. Then you look down and realize that you only feel rested, because you spent the last two hours oversleeping. So you jump outta bed, without a shower, miss a loop or two on your belt, have mismatched socks and for the rest of the day you feel behind. We know this feeling, so this show goes to you, Oversleepy Guy! Thanks guys, have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Welcome back to another episode of a show that remembers when the worst thing you had to worry about was whether your mom was gonna let you stay up till the end of the movie, or if she was gonna make you go to bed...or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week on episode 186, we discuss past mistakes and how some are too big to get past. Like when Kenny was wrestling with a girl in a flirty way, and her wig came off and instead of acting like a mature adult, Kenny bailed!. Then later on, this leads us to the discussion about Disney dropping James Gunn over some shit he said in the past, and how Disney should probably be careful about casting stones, since they have some pretty nasty stuff in their past. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Eclectic City; The Departure Lounge and Two Pour Bastards and we shouted out: Who Spiked The Puns? and TwistedPhilly. This week's show goes out to anyone out there burning their Nike's cuz of a billboard or ad campaign. I mean you paid for those shoes and those shirts and chances are you don't even understand what you're mad about. But anyway here's to you I'm Not a Racist But Guy! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember watching The Brady Bunch in reruns and thinking Jan was kind of a bitch, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week on NTIO #185 we discuss Kenny’s most recent conquest, when he brought home a stripper and caused us to be late recording the podcast, and later on we give anyone who needs tips to pick up chicks, our best pointers. So check it out..we’ll be right back. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Next Exit Podcast; Bridgin The Gap Podcast and Bunny Trails Podcast and we spun promos for: The Countdown Pod and Poop Culture! This week's show goes out to that guy sitting at his desk right now at work, wondering..."Did I turn off the gas on the stove after I cooked breakfast?". We know what it's like to wonder if your house is a scorching blaze right now that firefighters are having to fight or if your being way too OCD again. So here's to you MIGHTA LEFT THE GAS ON GUY! You probably didn't but nothing will keep you from worrying about it, except maybe a new episode of NTIO! Thanks a lot guys and have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when we all had pagers and if you got a 911 code on a page, that meant you needed stop and find a payphone, as quickly as possible! This week we discuss dog birthdays and how Kenny gives Shane tons of crap about his dogs having a birthday party, complete with cake. Seriously, if anyone out there does this too, please let us know, so Shane doesn't feel so alone! Then later on we discuss a scary cat bath incident, and we close the show talking about creepy animatronic animals at Chuckie Cheese and Showbiz Pizza Parlor! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Not-So-True Crime; Recon-Cinemation and Parental Content Podcast and we spun promos for Believer/Skeptic Podcast and Decomposition Podcast! So check them out, AFTER you listen to NTIO! This week's show goes out to everyone who's sitting in the doctor's office right now, in the exam room, waiting on the doctor. We know it feels like forever when you are waiting for a physical or test results or whatever and the doctor is basically chilling in his office, or eating a sandwich or whatever the hell he was doing! I mean is he eating a sandwich or what? Well this podcast is for you Impatient Patient Guy Thanks guys and have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when President Reagan seemed to only want to tear down walls and the new guy only seems to want to put walls up or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. A show that tells you getting older sucks, but can be awesome at the same time! This week we talk about a lot of stuff, starting with how awesome or basic chili is. Then we pivot into a discussion about the oppression of Sandwich Monkeys and how serious of an issue that is. And then we close the show with talking about a terrible incident with a flag, during marching band and then we close the show with elaborate hoaxes. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Red Menace; Let’s Get Down to Business Disney and Untranslatable Podcast! And we spun promos for: Grawlix Podcast and Two Peas On A Pod! So stop reading this and go check them out...well wait. Wait until you listen to Now That I'm Older first! And this week's show goes out to any guy who is the saver in your relationship and your wife is the spender. Sure it's hard to watch her blow money on shoes or clothes or meaningless piles and piles of Amazon shit, but you love her and you married her and this is your life now. So strap in and enjoy it. And while you do, listen to episode #183! This one's for you Mr. Saver Guy! Thanks guys and have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show where we remember that the GoBots used to shoot lasers out of their hands but the Transformers actually had guns that shot actual lasers! What's up with that? Or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. This week on NTIO #183, we discuss rules that we follow for no reason, like knocking on wood, waiting for everyone to get their food, before eating at a restaurant and we find out that Kenny doesn’t really follow the rules unless someone is watching, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily: Anyone Else Podcast; The VCR Kids and What Now Derek?! And we spun promos for: Gareth’s Random Ramblings and Poop Culture! So go check them out now! This week's show goes out to anyone out there right now who still has a tube TV with a coat hanger for an antenna. We know that life is probably hard for you. You've made a few left turns in your journey through life and you need a laugh or two, so this show's for you! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers who shot JR, but we’re not telling or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we start out with a terrifying drug deal at 10 years old. Then we discuss throwing stuff in your friend’s yard that you steal from the neighborhood and we get into the wildest scavenger hunt that we were ever a part of, where the only rules were that there were no rules...there are no rules! And then we close with a discussion on a drug deal that went terribly wrong So check it out! Out of Bounds Sports Podcast; Possessed Radio and Sorry! You're In My Seat Podcast! We also spun promos for: Epic Film Guys and Very Dark Very Quick! So go check them out! This week's show goes out to anybody who is stuck at a kids birthday party. Especially if it's your buddy's kid. Sure, he said you guys would be watching the game and drinking beer, but what he neglected to mention was there was a house full of 6 year old kids hopped up on cake, ice cream and all the soda and juice they can drink and now they're sleepy and cranky and crying and you're sure you're about to snap...this ones for you Kid's Birthday Guy! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show where we remember when they killed off Optimus Prime in the Transformers movie, back in the 80's and how absolutely traumatic that shit was or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we start out with a magical moment that may have been a dream. Then we jump into Kenny giving the entire NTIO Audience a very special public service announcement where he lets us know what not to use as body soap, when you run out. Then later on we discuss yard sale toys, riding an adult big wheel and an incident with a biker gang. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Who Invited THIS Guy?!; Late Party Pod and Twisted Britain and we spun promos for Weird Darkness and So I Married A Movie Geek. So go check them out! This week's show is for everyone who's ever waited in line for the bathroom at a concert. We know how it is...ya have a few beers and the pressure starts to build and before you know it, you're waiting in an impossibly slow line. Where like 6 kids are ahead of you and you're dancing and you're just about to pop and the kid ahead of you is taking 30 minutes to get his pants unzipped...when finally the hipster at the end of the line of urinals walks away and you get sweet relief. This show is for you, Almost Pissed Yourself Guy! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome back to a show where the hosts remember when David Hasselhoff was talking to his car and using Turbo Boost to jump over stuff in the eighties instead of the cheeseburger on the floor drunk asshole he turned into or as we call it, Now That I'm Older. On this week’s show, we did not have an intro story because we spend the whole show talking to one of our favorite people, Miss TS Madison. For those that don’t know, she's an American entertainer, entrepreneur and LGBT activist. She is openly transgender, has appeared in a variety of amateur erotic videos and I first found her on the podcast, Risk! And this week she has lots and lots to talk about with us, from one of her favorite stories, to discussing the trans life with me and Kenny. Before we get into it, I wanted to let you know that Ms. Madison does not have a filter and has no issue discussing any of her sexual exploits, so be forewarned! We dive into one of her stories, and discuss being Trans with her and some of the issues she faces because of it. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Unspoken Podcast; Operation Retroshock and On The Turnbuckle Podcast and we played promos for: 365Flicks Podcast and Jake & Tom Conquer the World. Check them out now! This week's show goes out to anyone out there who right this very minute is asking their girlfriend what she wants for dinner. You know and she knows that she's gonna say, "I don't know...what do you want?", but you ask her anyway and you go through the song and dance before you finally decide that you're gonna go back to that one restaurant you always go to and you know the next time she says she's hungry, you're gonna start it all over again. So here's to you Endless Cycle Guy! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY Have a great week guys!

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Mr. T was wearing gold chains and was BA Barackus on the A-Team, not selling the Flavorwave oven on the Shopping Channel, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we discuss a true Now That I’m Older topic, drinking when we were younger. Nowadays, Kenny barely drinks and when Shane does, he can handle it a lot better, but when we were younger, it was a much different story. This week, we discuss puking in a bar, puking on yourself, getting into physical altercations while drunk and taking care of a drunk person, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: TheLituationPodcast; Meet At The Bronze and Terrible Book Club. We also spun promos for: Tails from the Dark Dragons Inn and TheNeverlandPodcast! So check them out now! What are you waiting for! This week's show goes out to the guy who has busted his ass for the past two years to finally buy a new car. the guy who yells, "NO YOU CAN'T EAT IN HERE!" every time someone suggests grabbing some drive thru, but we know how it goes. Soon your wife and the kids will want a ride and then the kids will want ice cream and you will die a little inside as the vanilla soft serve cone turns into a weapon of mass stickiness on your leather seats. This show's for you New Car Guy! We hope the leather lasts! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

Hello and welcome to a show where the hosts remember the Life Alert commercial, where the old lady had fallen and couldn't get up. Shane always remembered it as being sad and Kenny always laughed at the old lady...or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we have our favorite Phone Sex Operator back on the show: Songbird Wren and we talk about all kinds of things, including reality television, strange fetishes, wet work in the bedroom and a whole lot more. It's your typical interview with a Phone Sex Operator where she talks about some of her clients fetishes, like fainting and scat, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Stu Talks Podcast; A Couple's Insight and Don't Crack Podcast and we spun promos for: Two Peas On A Pod and Super Movie Bros.. Go check them out now! This week's show goes out to anyone who just moved in with their significant other and is wondering right now, "What the hell did I get myself into?" Sure she says your stuff being in storage is temporary, but do you really think she is gonna let you put action figures in any of the public places of the house? Or do you really think she's gonna let you bring your favorite chair from college into her living room, with her stuff? I think not. So here's to you, No Personal Space in My Place Guy! You could use the laugh. And remember guys, getting older sucks, but can be awesome at the same time! Have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY