Old Guy and The Kid

Hello Again you lovely people! We miss you!!

Join us once again s we attempt to be serious for a few interview at the New Mexico Film Festival! I think we did ok. 1st annual High desert screening. Big shout out to everyone involved. Local talent, actors, directors, producers, writers, event coordinators. We've been out for a bit, so please forgive us as we're only human. Thank you once again for joining us on The Old Guy and The Kid Podcast! **Instagram @OldGuyandTheKid****Twitter @GuyandKid****Patreon @OldGuyadTheKid**

It's the middle of the week and you know what that means! Wait you do know? Tell us!Oh yeah another episode of OldGuyAndTheKid! Now buckle up for the show.• "Old Guyo Cheese"• Stream Cuts Us Off• Miniature Gaming and Foam Crafting• The Matrix John Wick Theory• Storms Over Area 51• More Crafty TalkIf you haven't already, join us when we go live on Mixer at https://www.mixer.com/oldguyandthekidThank you all for tuning in and joining our conversation! Love you all!

Hear all the exciting tales from the Kid's trip to California and back! From Disneyland, to Halo Con, to Medieval Times. The Kid has done it all! Take a guess as to how much was swiped upon the credit card of doom! • Disneyland • Halo Con • Cosplay • Medieval Times • D&DThe Old Guy gets to talk but only for a brief minute. We are not joking. 60 seconds man strikes again! Thank you all for listening! We would love for you to join us during our live podcasts that happen twice a week! Come chat with us! • https://www.mixer.com/oldguyandthekid •

Today's podcast is a little shorter than usual. Time was like a pinch of salt. We only had a pinch of it. In that time however we discuss the following!!!• $2000 Gaming Tables• Stereo Repair Guy• The Old Guy's Sweet Stash Of Tech• Taylor Swift Rides the Reading Rainbow• D&D Homework• Talk Of The Upcoming D&D Session• The Overpriced Impossible BurgerWe hope you guys enjoy this episode!We love and miss you!We thank you all!P.S. New Mexico Comic Expo Material is on it's way!Intro Song Credit: Max Brhon - Humanity

Selling Out For Free?Wait... that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. Guys! You're doing it wrong!Ehh what do I know. I'm just the description. It's not like I know everything that's about to be said. Oh wait. Yeah. Yeah I do. Well here they are, back at it again except this time they streamed from Mixer. You read that right. They've already mixed it up once again. See what I did there? Mix? Cool. It seems these two think they can compete with the infamous Ninja, whom was previously from Twitch. (Just like us! Except he's making a lot of money and we... well we are having a lot of fun so there!)Watch out Ninja! Here we come, to watch you stream. Follow for Follow?Thanks everyone! We appreciate you stopping by and for always supporting us!Join us live on Mixer here: https://mixer.com/OldGuyandTheKidListen on the go with: iTunes, Google Podcasts, and Spotify!Let's Tweet: https://twitter.com/guyandkidInstagram us: https://instagram.com/OldguyandthekidLove you all!

Old Guy Dislocates A Toe and The Kid Feels A Heart Attack? This happened but not in the way it sounds like it happened. Click-bait? Well maybe a little bit. Just take a listen and find out what we're getting on about. Here's another episode from our Twitch Chronicles. Be sure to join us next time LIVE on Twitch! We'd love to chat with ya!Thanks a million for being there with us and listening! Follow us on all the platforms!• Instagram: @Oldguyandthekid •• Twitter: @Guyandkid •• Twitch: @Oldguyandthekid•

After ignoring the warnings, the Old Guy and the Kid head back to Twitch for even more action! Fellow friends and loved ones tried to warn them but they failed. On this unrestrained, interactive, comedy podcast Old Guy and The Kid break down new found info from E3. Let's not forget about all the juicy details AMD threw out for us all. Umm... what's a Teraflop? Is that a type of shoe? Maybe it's like a Croc? We're not really sure either.So hop aboard the OGTK train today and see where it takes you!Thanks for stopping by and as always you are the best!-OGTK••INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/oldguyandthekid/ ••••TWITTER: https://twitter.com/guyandkid ••••YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7SXl_YPWGByeJK7jwOvjAA?view_as=subscriber ••

Omg what the hell happened now!?!? Twitch fights us again or maybe we just don't know what we're doing? What exactly is disappearing when the Old Guy pushes it in? Will we get press passes for the upcoming Comic Expo? A friendly Twitch user urges the Kid to twerk like Mario. We once again get approached by the Illuminati for recruitment. No means no everybody. Join us for another nutty episode of follies and silliness! Thanks for stopping by!! ••INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/oldguyandthekid/ ••••TWITTER: https://twitter.com/guyandkid ••••YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7SXl_YPWGByeJK7jwOvjAA?view_as=subscriber ••

The Old Guy gets his new DJ controller board and The Kid gets a new laptop! The Old Guy and The Kid go on an adventure setting up Twitch. We finally made it to Twitch land. This is going to be exciting everyone! Why? Because we have faces for radio that's why! Good luck to you. You just might need it.Thanks for sticking with us as we venture into this realm of various social media live streams. ••INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/oldguyandthekid/ ••••TWITTER: https://twitter.com/guyandkid ••••YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7SXl_YPWGByeJK7jwOvjAA?view_as=subscriber ••

OGTK takes on the EDC 2019 in Las Vegas. Listen in as we talk about what we saw, explored, heard, and felt. I'm sure we'll go on and on about the lights and the lasers and all the incredible DJ's at this year's EDC in Las Vegas.. We might even talk about getting bumped around. Hard to imagine that happening with only 450,000 people there though? Will we do it again? Find out as we continue making fun of ourselves and laughing about the hilarity of the world. Thanks for joining us on Season three episode three. As always, thanks for stopping by!! ••INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/oldguyandthekid/ ••••TWITTER: https://twitter.com/guyandkid ••••YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7SXl_YPWGByeJK7jwOvjAA?view_as=subscriber ••

Are Old Guy and The Kid going to the Electronic Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas? Can they survive? How much were tickets? What are they bringing? Why are we asking you all this? Tune in to find out! Catch our new YouTube channel also!Once again, thanks for stopping by! ••INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/oldguyandthekid/ ••••TWITTER: https://twitter.com/guyandkid ••••YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7SXl_YPWGByeJK7jwOvjAA?view_as=subscriber ••

Welcome to season 3! Ladies and gentleman season 3! Thanks for supporting us on season 1 and 2! Join us as we start our YouTube career. Listen to another season of hilarity and jokes. Be sure to catch us on YouTube! ••INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/oldguyandthekid/ ••••TWITTER: https://twitter.com/guyandkid ••••YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7SXl_YPWGByeJK7jwOvjAA?view_as=subscriber ••

We talk about vintage stereo, Siri, Alexa, Bixby and apparently Duke Nukeem has a little brother Sean Nukeem? Here's another episode of fuckery. So sit back and take a minute to laugh at us and enjoy another episode of Old Guy and The Kid.Thanks for tuning in yet again. Check out our socials and stuff.**Instagram OldGuyand The Kid****Twitter GuyandKid****patreon OldGuyandTheKid**Thanks for stopping by!

The girl returns! Listen to this two part episode as the Old Guy and The Kid visit with The Girl and sing about putting it in your mouth. We check out a few songs, The Kid plays the Ukulele for a few songs and gets mad at the old guy for not practicing. Our editing software sucks, so sorry for the long delay, but were still here we promise. So join us for another ridiculous episode of The Old Guy and The Kid and we thank you for stopping by.

Old Guy and The Kid listen to Alex Jones sing about DMT! We go on a three hour episode based on very little sleep and Blakes Breakfast burritos and cappuccinos. Were pretty sure none of it makes sense, but hey it's Old Guy and The Kid. Last weeks episode decided not to cooperate with our editing software, so this weeks episode is three hours. So listen and discover why your girlfriend always runs off with the bartender and the D.J., color block 3D games are addicting, and learn how to see DMT fractals in your mirror.

Seriously? This is radio? How could they do that to the Mr Rodgers theme song? What is plop sloosh and why is it the only sentient salt brined being in a can? Find out about the double sided flat Earth! Why is the Old Guy taking keep alive pills? We discover The Kid's Propel Water is attracted to his pants and he low crawls to his car to dry and dry his pants. "Stop looking at me" Are your first time douches not working for you? Well now you can re-douche. Why? We don't know, but you can. Thanks for checking out another episode of Old Guy and the Kid. Visit us at our Socials and stuff!** Twitter @guyandkid****Instagram OldguyandTheKid****Patreon OldguyandTheKid**

It's Friday! Die!... Not you but who ever Nuke Dookey I mean Duke Nukem is talking to. Join the Kid as he sucks down a Rout 44 with liteis iceis and dodges deli sandwiches being launched out of a t-shirt gun. Not sure why that's happening. It must be another episode of old guy and the kid featuring the Girl! Well... almost the Girl. She was snowed in and was with us in spirit. Why are deli sandwiches being launched out of a t-shirt gun anyway? Join us for another nonsense filled episode of hilarity and light iceis cokes. Maybe you should grab yourself a deli sandwich launched out of a t-shirt gun and a liteis iceis coke yourself and listen to episode 6 of Old Guy and The Kid. Maybe you could follow us on our Insta Face Twitters?**Twitter @guyandkid****Instagram oldguyandthekid****patreon oldguyandthekid**

We are back at it again. We took a small break to recover from our various health conditions. Whoa now... it's not as intense as it sounds. It was kinda like a super cold, just bacterial, and inside us. It was only partially contagious. Oh well. We downed some horse pop and let me tell you. We are feeling so much better. Old Greg approves and you should too. Open up those ear holes and prepare for a deep wet willy. We are Old Guy and The Kid, Featuring The Girl. P.S. If you haven't heard of Duke Nukem or you don't know who he is then you are in for a ride. It's Friday Baby. Yeah!Thank you so much for listening! Have a great day/night!Recorded Live From Yesterday. It's The Old Guy & The Kid, Featuring The Girl. Assume the crash position!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid • •

Albuquerque Comic Con Day 3Today's con was filled with some absolutely amazing people. We just wanted to tell all of you who are listening currently and all of you who stopped by, thank you thank you thank you! You guys are amazing and you mean the world to us. Here is a list of some of the people who stopped by and gave a drop. They had various topics they wanted to bring attention too so be sure to listen carefully. Go check them out and give them some support! Please!Honorable Mentions: The fierce and caring leader, Ms. Scarlett can be found on Instagram @nmultimate and Facebook @cosplaymarvelcoalition. Go support her charity!Kim Perry with VoodooQueenDigitalMagazine. If you like metal, interviews, and fresh content then stop by and check them out.The one and only Ian. The man that can't be taken down. Thank you for the epic and encouraging testimony. He can be found on social media by searching for Landsharkian.Our local Joe S. A longtime friend and supporter of the Podcast. Keep following your dreams buddy!Again, thank you everyone! Until next time my friends!Recorded Live From Yesterday. It's The Old Guy & The Kid. Assume the crash position!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid •

Albuquerque Comic Con Day 2 everybody! Oh and we may or may not have interviewed Peter Mayhew on stage in the Kiva Auditorium. Maybe...Just maybe... More details on that soon.Thanks everybody!Recorded Live From Yesterday. It's The Old Guy & The Kid. Assume the crash position.• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid •

Wow. Just wow everybody. Today was excellent and we are so happy to have had this opportunity to talk with all the lovely folks that stopped by our booth. We talked with a lot of people from all backgrounds and outlooks on life. However, the one thing we all had in common was a passion for something and the ability to laugh and have a good time. The con was very busy and get this, it was only Friday. Saturday has some crazy stuff in store for us and who knows if we're even ready for it. We shall see.Can I just say this already? Ming Chen everybody! It was a pleasure speaking with you and we appreciate everything you said. We thank you so much for stopping by and it meant the world to us.Some other honorable mentions are as follows:Leo from headscapes.com showed us some excellent 3d photos he has created. He can be found on Facebook by searching Ez2C3D. Chris Burnett from the 10 Drink Minimum Podcast stopped by and had a chat. Give their podcast a listen and tell him we sent you!Izzy from Las Cruces Game Knights is promoting a noble gaming community he's very passionate about. They are also at the con so stop by and play some console games! He can be found on Facebook at the Las Cruces Game Knights page and also on YouTube by searching Wanted Gaming.Carmen Dahlman is a local actress, model, writer, producer, and director. We had a wonderful conversation with her. You can find her on Instagram at CarmenDahlman.Nickolas chatted with us on the podcast and gave us a fantastic shout-out on his social media and can be found on Instagram at NicksNerdCave.Guys once again, you are awesome and we appreciate you. Thank you for listening and thanks for stopping by!Recorded Live From Yesterday. It's The Old Guy & The Kid. Assume the crash position!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid •

We are starting off this new season on fire. Enter stage left, Christopher Walken! Come on down! Is he real? Is it really him you ask? That is for you to decide so listen closely. Guess what everyone, It's Comic Con time and we will be there all 3 days. Stop by our booth and learn about wizards only dot com and see if there's a match for you! ASMRlol approves this message. Come by and learn a spell they aren't allowed to put in text books. This is the start of a brand new season and we are so glad you are here to experience it with us. Buckle up and hold on tight! Ooh! Is that a pork sandwich? IT'S HAM! Thank you guys so so much! We hope you enjoy listening to Season 2 Episode 1! Recorded Live From Yesterday. It's The Old Guy & The Kid Featuring The Girl. Assume the crash position!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid •

Alright folks, today is a special day. This is our final episode. We are done with this year's season and we are onto newer things like SEASON 2!!! You read that correctly. Season 2 is on it's way. I hope you're excited because we are. It took awhile to get here folks but we made it. We made it because of you and we couldn't be happier. Thank you so much for all of your support and for always joining us. You know what else is super exciting? Guest appearances. Tonight we are joined by FluffyFlippnFox, She's a Twitch streamer extraordinaire! She tells us all about what she does in the world of video games and how it's probably cooler than what we do. See it however you'd like I just see the yellow one. More good news. We have free WIFI! Well we pay for it of course but it feels free doesn't it? Just head on down to your local McDonalds and ask for Rhonda. She'll know what to do.The Old Guy tells us about his recent vacation trip. (Lucky)The Kid sits there idly dribbling over his dad's coke and a side of ASMR. Recorded Live From Yesterday. It's The Old Guy & The Kid. Two unique personalities assuming the crash position.• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid •

We went to go see why Engines are Mortal and who's responsible for that and followed it up with the story of a Fish boy. Leaving confused after the engine show and giving the fish boy a good rating, we decided to talk about it and redeem our audio quality failure from last time. We made it through with a lot less squirrel moments and a few more laughs. Join us for spoiler episode number 2 of whatever the hell we are doing, because I have no idea myself. Thanks for stopping by once again. We love our fans!Happy New Year! **Look at us on Instagram: @oldguyandthekid****Follow us on twitter: @guyandkid****Support us on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid**

It's Christmas and you know what that means! A guy in a big red suit is gonna steal your cookies and your mom too depending on the song you're listening too. Speaking of songs, this episode is quite musical. Not in a good way of course. The Kid kinda sings or something. I'm not sure what to call it really. For now we'll just call it an acquired taste. Kind of like how raw hotdogs give us the thrills! Grilled or boiled and you can count us in. Tonight The Old Guy and The Kid go back and forth discussing the ancient war strategy's used between the The Knight Dong Guild and The Morning Wood Guild. Somehow talk of lady boners is also brought up. Weird stuff right? Hey that's how it works at the gift tree. You get what you get okay? This year we're getting everyone Axe Body Spray. It's delicious! You all better watch out and you better not shout or you'll get a Vegeta spankin'. Alright I think we've read enough. Take your prototype wrap jobs and your Decepticon speech and go home. Baby, it's cold outside.You guys are the best! Have a great day and a Merry Christmas!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid •

That's right, we're back again with episode 19. We've got beef cubes, beef spheres, dwarf drawers and more! Listen deep as this mortal kombat tournament spices up! Oops, wrong podcast...Hey Fajita, what does the scouter say about his scoville level? It's over 9000? What could this mean? Tonight on Dungeons and Daddys you'll learn all about it! Oh yeah baby that's right. Hot Daniel Hossenfeffer and Vegeta Cheeta will be there to guide you along the whole way. Would we lie to you? Of course we would now stop reading this and hit play already. Gosh! But hey really, we appreciate you and your time. Thank you so much! Have a good one!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid •

The Old Guy and the Girl attempt to do a spoiler episode. Well, we didn't manage to spoil anything. Attempts were made, but oh look a squirrel!!! We touched on a few movies but didn't spoil a damn thing. Come join us for some laughs and lot of squirrel moments as we look for a Hunter Killer Submarine, a Predator, a venomous alien, an American Horror Story, and a threat of some lotion on the skin...

Shopping for diapers? Get those bad boys preloaded! It's a difference you can feel!Need a new door? LuchoDoors can help you with that!Ever heard of Rhino Jazzercise? It's a thing...really.Did somebody fart? Nope. That's methane code talk for hello!Who's a good boy? You're a good boy. Yes you are. Does Donger need food?Listen here. The rest of these show notes are a mystery. You're just gonna have to listen real hard and try to fill in the blanks okay?Thanks for stopping by once again. You are the best. THE BEST!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid • •

*The sound of static breaks as the commentary of a lone announcer fills the atmosphere*Breaking News!Today we bring to you a full length episode. Or so they say.The Kid gets ready for a concert. Which one you ask? Chris Isaak of course! He makes everybody happy don’t you know? Or so they say. We are also receiving more information on the Comic Con development happening late in January 2019. It’ll be exciting. Or so they say.The Old Guy and The Girl walk into a tavern. A man shows them his giant deck of cards. It's magic of course. Or so they say.Now for weather. It’s colder than balls. Or so they say.Back to the main story. New laws are past on the roads. That’s right, you only need one headlight now. Or so they say.Windless airplanes, designer babies, boob lice, and of course road rage inside Walmart. Or so they say.Zena and Hercules reboot? Oh it's not happening? Or so they say.Much, much, much more is ahead indeed. Or so they say.Thanks again folks. We appreciate you and all your support. Or so we say.Good Bye for now!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid • •

You know the saying, stuff happens? Well sometimes stuff doesn’t happen.We’ll let you figure out what that even means. Let’s see if you can find the hidden mystery within this episode. Now we’re just playing those love games like Old Greg. Do you love me? I love you? 10 old guy points if you know what that’s from. What is the going value of old guy points? Save them up in the meantime okay? Cool. Hey what did you do shopping wise for Thanksgiving and Black Friday? The kid tried to break solid steel with his body at Wally World. That’s what he did. Spoiler alert, he failed. He did buy a truck battery though… weird flex but ok bro. Well stick around for lots of back and forth conversation with the Old Guy, The Kid, and The Girl (AKA Jolene in the Evening.) If we can do it you can too. Where else can you discover fun facts like this; people didn’t lose their teeth to drugs, but actually lost them to the boinger and by boinger we mean Jaw Harp. You don’t know what that is? Well look it up why don’t ya!Alright, this has been another episode and we’re happy to share it with you! Thanks again for listening! You are most appreciated in our book. Bye for now!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid • •

It's The Old Guy talking to The Kid. What could this mean? What bells? Butt bells? What the...? Never mind I don't even really care. Hey have you ever called one of those helpful and definitely legitimate phone numbers seen on TV ads? You have? That is excellent because we’ve got a large selection of some of our favorites you can definitely dial upon. Here are a few thought provoking questions for you.Have you ever had someone walk into your bathroom and give you a courtesy flush? That sounds cozy!What does it mean to make a 30 point turn at Discount Tire? Sounds shifty.What is a goo job? Call now to get yours, today!We know what Comic Con is but what is 17 Con? It’s probably not safe, that’s what it is.Okay okay everybody calm down. To end on a professional note, The Old Guy and The Kid get philosophical as they discuss the minimalist movement and America’s modern day educational system. That’s probably because The Kid is terrified of public math, I wonder why? Thanks a million for listening in. We appreciate you and your time!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid • •

Don't you just hate those infomercials? We don't. We think they're great! Imagine hearing one for Thanksgiving turkey meat? Turkey, turkey, turkey! Call now to get some turkey inside of you! Operators may or may not be standing by.You can hear it can't you? Well while you wait for your call to be answered listen to The Kid interpret beard messages and see the deeper meaning within. What does that mean? It is the art of beard reading that's what it means, gosh! Other topics discussed in today's episode...Want some murder bacon? Got you covered!Vegan origin stories? Boom, got it!Suspenseful Spongebob tales? Of course!Illuminati fun facts? Indeed! Listen folks, you can't get this stuff anywhere else. We're not making this up. Actually we are. Hey, before you go, what is the weirdest thing you've ever seen written in a bathroom stall? Thanks for listening. It means so much to us and we really appreciate you!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid • •

What do Japanese TV shows, horror movies, and musical bands have in common? Not a whole lot really. However The Old Guy, The Kid, and Jolene talk about some experiences they may have had regarding these topics. If that doesn't sound fun then try listening to The Kid talk about TwitchCon2018 for an entire episode. Blaghh! Hey we did our time, now it's your turn so gong off, okay? If you get sleepy we know a place in the woods that may or may not be a tough shed with at least a 1 star review. That's better than some bigger hotels out there! Right? Right... At the end of the day if your house is gluten free, it'll sell a lot faster on the market. Trust us, we're not professionals.Thanks you for listening!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• •Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid • •

Do you have a Big Daddy in your life? What about a Big Mommy? No? Let us fill that gap for you. Alrighty then, let's go!P.S. Never talk trash to Big Daddy Matrix. You'll understand very soon so just trust us. Today, The Kid recalls his chiropractic adventures and that one time he stuck his face into a random hole. Get this, apparently the Kid's right leg is longer than his left? I know it sounds weird but let's face it... he is weird so it kind of works. Wait, what's that you say? We're late? There must be some mistake! This is our latest and greatest! Listen to the whole thing and tell us if you agree. You'll be so sad you did. Glad! I mean glad you did! Other fun topics in this episode: Ball Water, Bed Ferrets, The Boing String, Swallowing down a big gulp of potassium from our banana phones, Blowing into the wrong end of the saxophone, and much, much more! • • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • •• • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • •• • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid • •

We start this show off with a little thing called True or False. The question is whether or not Dunkin' Donuts actually makes donuts. What do you think? Also, did you know that Cujo was actually a podcast? We just found that out during this episode! If that's not a rabid fun fact then I don't know what is.Hey who likes headlines? Who likes hairlines? Well we do okay and no you're the weird one! Just because I get a pre-hug from my dentist doesn't mean anything. We're done here. Take your 5% discount and leave. Watch your credit score go down on the price too while you're at it. Look, I'm not really sure how to break all of this to you but we're in the Matrix and Timmons has proof! Tune in and find out!• • Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid • • • • Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid • • • • Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid • •

Today, live from Yesterday Studios, we're getting subway goo all over the place. That's right! Now pass that clam dip and let me dunk my watermelon in it. It's a thing okay, leave me alone! Gosh! Ahead of you today, we talk about dice, look deeper into Dungeons and Dragons, and discover a plethora of new "facts." Did you know Poseidon can't swim? Did you know we discovered the origin story of The Kylie Jenner? Did you know turtles can develop Tourette's Syndrome? Remember, believe everything you hear on the internet!Now buckle up on the USS Enterprise because Hellboy is getting all clingy again. Talk about a weird crossover. Oh and while you're sitting there all nice and relaxed, do you ever think of Bozo the Clown? No? Well he thinks of you. Take that however you'd like. Listen, if you came here for parenting tips and tricks, you've come to the wrong place. We will however discuss some tips anyways, right after you stop leaving your kiddos in the car. You know what? Stop bringing your pet beta fish to Costco also!Thanks For Listening!• Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid •• Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid •• Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid •

Come one, come all! Meet the cast, and meet the crew! Who? Well the Old Guy and The Kid of course and all of their looney counter parts! Do you like nerd stuff? Geek stuff? A little of both? Excellent, because you're getting some of everything. We're talking D&D, we're talking fantasy, and we're talking. Yeah we're talking, that's good right? I guess if you're into that kind of thing... Hey did you know that the Old Guy has never heard of a lute or a carrot flute!? He's old but not old enough apparently. Anyways, come on down and get ball blasted if you know what we mean. Did we mention Timmons? No? What about his prank call? No on that too? Oh you've gotta listen then! Also, don't forget that even vampires take pre-workout! Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid

Spoiler Alert! They all die in the end! Doesn't everyone though? You know from old age. Duh! But seriously this episode is chocked full of spoiler after spoiler regarding The Predator movie. You have been warned! We also decide which scenario would be worse to endure as we dish out cards in the card game If You Had To... It's fun for the whole family! We keep it cool, and we keep it calm, however we don't keep it clean. You really can't with what happened tonight. Come join us and hear the crazy theories we come up with! Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid

Hey! Put down that 12 pack VHS set of the Titanic and listen up. We've got BIG news! We're going on the road in 2019! That's right guys we're going on tour! (At least for one weekend.) Recorded for your listening pleasure, the Kid battles it out with nose hairs! He also almost chokes on ASMR, has never seen anything, wonders if he's a robot, and overall just has a terrible night. Listen in and make fun of him like usual all while learning about the history of an Irish Pirate. If that sounds like a drink it's because it is one! Oh and did you know that even pirates had a DD when sailing? True story. We tell you all about it here. Oh and have you heard about the newest super hero known as 60 Second Man? What about Peter's "Cullenary" Arts Film School? Or how ET is actually just a piece of jerky? Really? I know, I know, it's confusing to us as well but we can't help it. My "Sauron Eye" is giving me a jazzy feeling. (Inside joke can be found inside.) Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid

Old Guy and The Kid action figures? Oh hey there. We didn't see you there. *Insert awkward feeling here* We're digging deep tonight everybody. Lip lube is caked on thick and we're not missing a beat. If you like food, or nerd stuff, or you work a regular job, then press play. Press it hard! Listen to us insult and butcher Star Wars, Batman, Zelda (we mean Link), and so many other people that we've already forgotten. It's not intentional. No, it's never intentional. Oh well. The Old Guy discovers who he's cosplaying as and we're not disappointed. The Kid on the other hand has his mom's armpit hair and we are disappointed. At least he plays a guitar this episode. What we're trying to say is that before you rent your room, always remember that Nickelodeon rented it just before you did. So, once you're done listening to The Old Guy and The Kid and their co-co host Jolene in the Evening, go outside and make sure you don't miss the ascension of singing dolphins happening tonight only! Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid

Open a bag of lightly salted Star Wars nuts and dust off the Ol' Fushigi Ball. Today, two guys and one girl give it to you straight while they answer the hardest questions of all time. Do the events that happen on the mountain stay on the mountain? Do you know the condiment guy? What is the cure to over lubed lips? How many balls does it take to summon a dragon? So many questions. Probably no answers. But that doesn't matter! Grab your warm bowl of sentient beans and chow down on some Old Guy and The Kid. Joined by Jolene In The Evening. Hey... do us a favor. Say peanuts movie 5 times fast. Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid

Is your tip too big? Nonsense! Your server can always use a bigger one. We'll help you out with that and much much more! We've got topics, we've got corrections, we've got shout-outs and shout-ins! Although we're not really sure what those actually are. It doesn't matter. Listen up and learn whether or not you're for Team Edward or for Team Jake from State Farm. You heard right! One last thing, always remember that pig milk is really just bacon grease. Just goat with it ok? Get it? Goat? Join The Old Guy and The Kid and their co-co host today and learn how to defend yourself from telemarketers tomorrow! They're a real threat after all! Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid

Hi there, come on in. Today we'll learn how to 1-up our friends by calling shotgun on their mom. Oh and here, have a tall frothy glass of Goatein milk. It's nice and warm! I wonder if they serve that at those fast food car washes down in West Virginia? What? Of course those are real! You know what else is real? The Old Guy may or may not be, but probably is related to John Denver! #TheFamousOldGuy We'll let you decide for yourself about that right after we decide what a Basement Queen is... Just always remember one thing. It is recommended that you don't stick your ticket in the willy booth. Learn new things about moms, goat's milk, country roads, March Madness, and much more on your favorite podcast! Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid

They made a podcast and the mob wanted in! Listen closely as we practice clearing our throats LIVE! Ever heard of Bosnian Tile? Coats that double as diet supplements? No? Well did you know that for just a few cents, you could save 15 cavemen today? These are but a handful of topics covered on the latest episode of OGTK! ....That's us, and we're back at it again folks! Today we talk about money tent game shows, caveman, Skrillex, and of course Preda-Dad. Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid

Muppet Stuffing? Vibrating Carpets? Tickling a Pringles can? ASMR-LOL the inherently great wizard? We don't really know what's going on either, but come and take a listen! Let's see if you can figure out what The Old Guy and The Kid are getting on about now. A discussion of debatable yet laughable content and an intro sample of ASMR. Follow us on Twitter: @GuyandKid Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/oldguyandthekid Look at us on Instagram: @OldGuyandTheKid