Pretty Little Pints

Endings bring new beginnings.   And we wish you all well on your new beginnings.  

After an episode like this, you have to ask: What do now? We'll let you know.

So, Jacki judged the Orlando Beer Fest on Saturday. While being judgey, she ran into comedian Clayton Anderson and asked him, "Wanna come record an episode after all these beers?" Clayton's defenses were down (cause of all the beer), and he said, "Yes!" Then, Mickey, editor extraordinaire, came up with the brilliant idea to watch Hackers, cause Clayton had previously expressed interest in doing so.  The movie's good. The conversation's good, but the beer's the BEST.    Thanks, Goose Island. We love you.

Crystal and Andrea join the PLP to enjoy great conversation and a yet-to-be-released Goose Island beer!   Spoiler alert: we all loved it.  We also talked about stuff, including: Skiing, College, Key West, Weddings, Empanadas, Christian schools, Flight Attendants, A Star is Born and more!

Happy Spoopy Season, y'all.   We invited some funny folks, including but totally limited to Mickey, Sam, Noosh, and Chris into the Orlamdo Studios to eat Theo's (not a sponsor) Fried Chicken and watch Tucker & Dale vs. Evil. And ... sigh ... we drank Pumpkin beers the whole time.   At least the movie is great. 

This was recorded shortly after all the Supreme Court news came out and the crew had a ton of Octoberfest Beers. Enjoy responsibilitibily.

FEST BEER BEST BEER IS BACK and bigger than ever. Alex Gasparini is back and this year, we drink 16 beers and have a conversation that ends up spanning two episodes.    Don't worry, though. By the end of part 1, you'll know which Fest Beer actually WAS the BEST BEER.

The Pints are back in Florida with Florida Realtor, Bart Marek (barttherealtor.com) and, as a nod to their guest, enjoy (?) some Bud Light in a can. Things started out pretty chill, but 10 beers in, that's where the silly came out.

We wrap up our two-episode 1910 Public House anniversary arc with a yum yum yum Weihenstephaner and some fun fun fun conversation with Christy, manager of 1910 Public House and FORMER RESIDENT OF SOCIAL CIRCLE. Yes, this episode goes deep into Social Circle on many, many topics, including mastery learning, cheerleading, bottles, SCHS, REM, the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (not Social Circle related) and so much more. 

The Pints are in GEORGIA! Lilburn, to be exact. 1910 Public House, to be even more exact. 1910 Public House's Fifth Anniversary Party to be even more exacter. And guess who's with us?????! Mickey's Dad, Bernie!!!!! Bernie spills some tea on Mickey's childhood, has one of the sweetest fun facts in the history of the show, and ends on a strong note with 5 quick mini chugs at the end. And the rest of it's pretty amazing, too!

Y'all. Eugene m-f'in Snowden is here at Claddagh Cottage with us. This episode is the perfect mashup of an accommodating, amazing bar and excellent, engaging guest. And boy do we have a fun time talking about everything from protesting to moonshine, chocolate q-tips to EGOTs (and Jacki didn't even bring them up!), accidentally killing yourself to Young Frankenstein. It was one of our favorite episodes, ever. And we don't say that lightly.   If you enjoyed this drink-a-thon, stop by Claddagh Cottage's new location and live it yourself in real life! And then head on over to Kickstarter to support Eugene's new solo album project: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/eugenesnowden/help-me-put-out-my-first-solo-record

So, like, we were Bro-ing it up, and Calvin, like totally spilled some Bro-Juice on the uh, disk thingie there, and like, so, the editor yelled at us... like a lot a lot. and Like he said that me and Cal had to like post a blog or something... Ha... Brog!  So, like, enjoy... or something. Jaice and Cal Ca-Bro-na Bro Intern Bros

Go away, baitin'. No wait, don't leave. Stay here and listen to us watch the rest of Idiocracy with Stephen, Mickey and Jimmy!

Settle in, y'all, cause this is part one of a big one. Joining Tori and Jacki in the studio are Stephen Mitchell... and Tori and Jacki's "males": Jimmy and Mickey. We drink tasty brews from Hidden Springs and Swamp Head and settle in and watch "Idiocracy."    Thanks for listening. We love you.

BRAWNDO! It's what plants crave! It's also a beer that Jacki really really loves. She went goofy fangirl when the head brewer/owner showed up. Thanks for reading.

Are you a humanitarian slut? Find out who is! Spoiler alert: it's not C-Lane. It's also not our excellent guest, Jolie, who shares a ZFG from our new sponsor Hidden Springs Ale Works! We shake our heads a those darn kids today, talk about eating bone marrow, summer dick, colonics and more.

We interrupt this program to announce that we are now under Marshall Law.  Not really, but no one seems to read these episode summaries and even though this was recorded a week ago, we're still pretty drunk. Jeremy at Roque put together an amazing collection of Belgian style beers and that is the reason why we have no idea what went on during this hour.  

BRO! Bro took a bro-plane yes-and got stuck over St. Bro-is or some other bro-cation. So that left Bro as the Bro-st yes-and Bro sitting sidecar. The Cabana Bro was the guest Bro. Bro felt Bro-sponsible for the extra work so she asked the bro-tender to serve up some bro-beers that were easy to carry yes-and she took care of the second Bro-break. The Bros talked about Bro underwear, Bras, Bro-portionate Egos, Bro-st of Orlando, Bro-drick Lamar, Bro-posal Stories, yes-and kittens.

This episode is chock full of awesome stories! Steve Schneider joins the Pints at Bear and Peacock to enjoy a delicious summer-y Krombopulos Kolsch and talk about a wide variety of ...stuff, like: Grampa Munster Psycho David Cronenberg Anna Paquin Fellatio Tickle Me Elmo AND MORE!  

The Pints are joined by burlesque dancer, Risa Risque AKA Marisa. We learn her burlesque origin story, share a delicious saison from The Bear and Peacock Brewstillery, and have a wandering conversation that eventually leads to "marital aids."

Look, it's Independence Day and the Pints wanted to celebrate with a few beers off air. Who can fault us for that? So, enjoy the dulcet sounds of some of our favorite moments from the last few months. Spoiler alert: they are mostly about racism and drugs. 

Tori's out at Bite Night eating all the things, but that didn't stop us from having an awesome time with Nikki Bowles and Joe Chlapowski. We enjoyed (?!) White Claw and discussed all manners of things, including: Top Golf Mushrooms Anime The Corporation John Dies at the End and much much more. We had such a blast with you Bull and Bush and hope to come back and do it all again soon!

The Pints are joined by Amy, who just so happens to be related to the owner of this month's sponsor, The Bull & Bush Pub. We learn the origin story of the pub, discuss the benefits (or lack thereof) of watermelon, learn a handy road trick, and so much more. 

WE'RE BACK BABIES. Stephen Mitchell from Beggars Being Choosers and Charlie Bowie from Poking the Bear join our very own Jacki for another bonus episode, which got pretty crazy, cause we talked about things like baby back bitches, transformative art, RoseArt makeup, big nose babies and more. 

This weeks the Pints finally did it. They had a girly drink: Champagne ... or, at least, it's Spanish cousin, Cava. Champagne Jesus himself, AKA Ross McCoy, shared in the bubbles at Bull and Bush Pub, while discussing some pretty silly stuff, like: Tracking your kids Grandma food Fortnight Greenwood Cemetery Grey penises Fancy Radissons AND MORE

Coming at you live (enough) from the Bull and Bush Pub in Orlando, Florida, it's Pretty Little Pints with special guests Sadi and a pint of Guinness! If this episode is any indication, y'all are in for an incredible month. Here's what we talked about today: Is Pinocchio sentient? Washing below the knee Walking into someone else's dew (doo?) The new Kanye West ablum And more ridiculously awesome things

The Pints, joined by Big Tim Murphy of Poking the Bear, say goodbye to The Geek Easy while enjoying Moon Bear from Clown Shoes Brewing. Seems fitting for Tim, right? We talked about a lot of stuff while we drank, including: Dirty dirt Aldi Military ghosts Pills Leprechauns AND MORE

On this episode of Pretty Little Pints, editor Mickey sits in the co-host chair to enjoy a CIDER from B. Nektar with Orlando Dominatrix Mistress Belladiva. Lots of movie talk ensued, like: The Coen Brothers Eurotrip Exit to Eden Halloween 5 and, of course, porn. 

The Pints enjoy Pulp Friction from Motorworks Brewing with Oral, right before he hosts karaoke at the Geek Easy. The beer is great and the conversation is... rolling. We'll just leave it at that. 

The Pints are back at the Geek Easy with one of the owners, Alex. We enjoy a delicious Bell Cow Milk Stout from J. Dubs and talk about lotsa stuff like: Glory Holes Magic Brie Larson Candy  And more!

The Pints welcome a new sponsor, The Geek Easy, and a stellar guest, Vinny DiLorenzo to drink an Left Hand IPA and talk about a giant variety of things, including: Racial Slurs Murder Likeable Hitler Government Weed and MORE!

The Pints bid farewell to April sponsor, The Thirsty Topher, with one of their best bartenders, Christian! (Oh who are we kidding, they're all the best.) With a snifter-full of MIA's Big in Japan Rice Ale, all manner of things were discussed, including: Bag to fryer restaurants Sun damage Frog consent Furries Sexual Harassment Farts AND MORE

Hi. My name is Jacki. I have been drinking. Look to Charlie or Stephen for a real description of this bonus episode. 

Ya'll aren't gonna believe this, but I'm fairly certain Tori loved both beers this episode. The Thirsty Topher hooked us up with Kitten Kong from Hidden Springs and The Duchesse, which just so happens to be the first beer that our guest, Sam, ever served Jacki at The Topher. What a pineapple-y coincidence! Also keep an ear out for a lot of sex talk, plus a special stand in Cabana Boy, with a towel on his arm and everything. 

The Pints hit The Thirsty Topher again and are joined by Brendan O'Connor from Bungalower (dot com) to enjoy the refreshing Slam Piece from Coppertail Brewing Company. There is a ton of good conversation about both hyper-local stuff and Canada stuff  

The Pints are joined by Orlando comedian, Christophe Jean, for a brand new episode at a brand new sponsor, The Thirsty Topher. The Pints ask the important questions like, "What was your first beer?" and "Do you know Norm MacDonald?" while enjoying a Mike Paul Lime Pils from Uinta, which is, coincidentally, the highest-rated Uinta brew on Untapped! Other fun stuff happens too, like conversations about: Pirates Martin Scorcese Tooth Fairy Drowning Rats Reese's Milk (cropywrite and tradenarked) Country Music Ok, Cool.

Welcome to Pretty Little Pints: Battle of the Blondes edition! Don't worry, no blonde humans were harmed during the recording of this episode. We did put away some beer though. Amy from Roque Pub joins us we pit 3 Daughters Beach Blonde Ale vs. Guinness Blonde, while discussing: Alternative bakeries Halloween Horror Nights Jellyfish Cults The Rock Jason Bateman Black Mirror Gyspy AND MORE

On this very special episode, the Pints welcome Danny Maupin and Tyler Jackson, the creators of the best show every year at the Orlando Indie Comedy Fest: The Late Late Breakfast. Roque Pub humored the four of us and made us cheladas with Gnam Gnam Double IPA from Stillwater Artisnal. It was such an upgrade from Modelo or Michelob Light, y'all. While getting a little toasty, we discussed many things, including: The Marx Brothers Picklebacks Blood Sauce Beverly Soda Mr. Cellophane Frank Abignale  Running with the Mustard

The Pints are lucky to have Brookyn comedian, Norlex Belma to enjoy a pint with this episode. And that pint? yo. It's a delicious Cedar Barrel Aged IPA from Hitachino Nest. Many things were discussed, including: Lacing Twerking gone wrong Dutty Wine Gun laws Male Privelege Underground midget tossing Kanye The Karadashians

Y'ALL ARE IN FOR A TREAT!!!!! This bonus episode features Charlie Bowie from Poking the Bear Podcast and Stephen Mitchell of Beggars Being Choosers to enjoy The Truth, a brew brewed for Eugene Snowden by Ten10 Brewing.  In this episode, there is a moment so funny, that we can barely catch our breath. Which of these topics inspired the belly laughs? We'll let you decide: Malt Vinegar Pasta Lobster Tits Too much of a fan Benny Hill Purity laws Breaking World Records  

Welcome to season 2 of Pretty Little Pints, recorded live! at our new sponsor, Roque Pub! Rauce Padgett joins the pints for a hysterical episode, where we discuss everything from penny farthings to chemtrails. Also, Rauce learns some stuff about how the female body works.  

Heather Shaw is BACK, y'all and, believe it or not, she and the Pints spend almost the entire episode talking about sex... while drinking the refreshing AF Orange Happy Pils from Ellipsis Brewing. Also mentioned: Waffle House. 

For our penultimate week of Ellipsis Brewing, Jacki is joined by Tori and Jacques, where, while Jacki is actually wearing a skirt with dinosaurs on it, they all three drink a Dinosaur Skirt stout ... and no one could shut up about how great it was (because, really, it's so effing good.) Between sips and compliments, there was a lot of talk about Canada, desserts, movies, and we might all have bruised arms from something we couldn't stop doing. 

Happy Valentine's, y'all! Lorraine's still out sick this week, but, once again, we have the incomparable Simon Nash in the studio in her steed. Also joining us is Orlando comedian Blair Baker. We enjoy Y Can't IBU from Ellipsis Brewery, who we are forming quite the crush on. Random conversation topics included: Easter, Rick Grimes, Uber, Lollipops, condom disposal, bruises, red wine in the fridge and more. 

Do us a favor? Before you listen to this episode, yell "GET WELL, LORRAINE!" cause she's sick with the flu. Don't fret though, the knowledgeable and funny Simon Nash played the part of Lorraine this episode. Lauren, from our new sponsor, Ellipsis Brewing, played the part of guest and Peach Berliner and Milk District played the party of delicious, delicious beer. We talked about these things and more: Harry Potter, The Cartoon Doug, Brendan Small, Everquest, fighting, giant q-tips and cobweb doctors.

In this episode, the Pints were joined by Orlando comic Tara Lee Cavanagh, where they bid a sad adieu to Lexington Brewing & Distilling and talked a lot about gypsies ... and some other stuff, too, like: ketchup, shattered opals, worthless diamonds, Mean Girls, PBR Farts, Even Stevens, waxing, Mystikal, and more. 

Orlando comedian, Ian Vanleer, joins the Pints for a beer (a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Stout, to be exact) and a pretty deep conversation, that included everything from erasing permanence to being a vegetarian in the military. 

The Pints are joined by James from Lexington Brewing and Distillery to enjoy a mouthwatering Kentucky Old Fashioned Barrel Ale. While sipping on that, they discussed: Bingo, Disney Springs, Clowns, Bro Country, Trailer Park Boys and more!

New month = NEW SPONSOR. Ron from The Thirsty Topher joins Jacki & Lorraine for their first episode with Lexington Brewing & Distilling as they enjoy a surprisingly light Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale, while discussing a variety of topics, such as grabbers, Tinder, dating shows, old school wrestling, nerdy bros, ascot talk and much, much more. 

We had a party... we invited as many people in the Orlamdo Studios as we could. Happy New Year Cabana Dwellers.