Pull Up A Drink!

Tony is angry at people in 1962. Jon and Tony gang up on Andrew for liking this week’s drink. The guys realize that 1962 was nuts. Andrew demonstrates his terrible joke telling skills. Tony invents two new drinks. Jon discovers a correlation with Campari. Andrew and Jon fall for Tony’s April fools joke.

Andrew’s weird decision for a drink this week surprises the group. Andrew challenges Tony to an “annoy-off.” Andrew continues to prove that he’s a child. Andrew’s never-evolving palate shows up again. The guys talk about other weird drinks and countries that would ban them.

The guys talk drinking songs and drink their main drinks. Like always, Andrew and Jon do it wrong. Tony is a terrible singer and finds an obscure drink recipe mentioned in his song. The guys talk about their experience with the rough neighborhoods. To end, they make a weird choice for the next episode.

The guys talk about their top movies and drink the drinks from those movies. Tony is not satisfied with Jon and Andrew’s superficial reasons for their favorite movies. Andrew’s favorite movie is from his childhood. Jon talks comedy and one-liners. Tony doesn’t have a “type” and is all over the place with his top movies.

The guys talk “bitter” valentine themed drinks. Jon and Andrew recall their best and worst Valentines, while Tony continues to be cheesy. The guys also debate intimates purchased by a previous guy for the next guy. What is the definition of sexy and what does Andrew like?

Tony’s A-Hole beams targeted Andrew this time and gave Jon a break. The guys tell the story about how they were labeled obnoxious. Andrew can’t tell the difference between cheap and expensive liquor. Jon makes a claim that Tony refutes. Tony is confused by the smell and taste of his Scotch, and calls BS on how others describe it. Andrew tells the story of when Tony’s vegan streak was violated.

The guys talk about their cleaning habits and being neat. Tony draws out an intro conversation to the guys’ annoyance. Andrew can’t tell the difference between cheap and expensive liquor, but pretends anyway. Tony taste tests different liquors neat to prove his point. Jon splurged on a nice bottle of bourbon.

For Inauguration Day, the guys decide to split the flag colors between them to base their drink choses. Like always, they get distracted and follow rabbit holes. Andrew tells the story behind Red Bull’s popularity. He also talked about the one beer that kicked his butt. Tony and Andrew compare how they decide on alcohol to buy.

A new year, a new hope. The guys choose drinks that reflect the hope that they have for 2021. They have a lot to look forward to and high expectations for 2021.

The guys find it really difficult to pretend they’re recording on New Years Eve and keep giving it away. Jon can’t wait to talk about all of his drinks and hog the episode. Like always, Tony doesn’t like original recipes and decides to fix the French 75. Andrew goes baller status with his drinks. The guys agree on their best New Years memory, and dread their worst memories.

The storm of the Christmas two-parter. Andrew and Jon talk about sibling fighting. The guys discuss the theory of Santa Claus. Andrew defends Christmas against Jon and Tony. The conversation continues to snowball down to the dark side of Christmas. Andrew angrily closes the episode, because Jon and Tony crush his Christmas.

Joyful part of the Christmas two-parter. The guys talk about their Christmas themed drinks. Tony finally tries maple syrup in a drink. Andrew goes the shot route. Jon goes Big Lebowski for his drink, which sparks a conversation about cult classic movies. They also talk about their favorite Christmas memories just before it gets dark (Part 2).

Jon continues to have trouble with words. Andrew decides that he belongs in the 90s and shows signs of becoming a man. The guys discuss fashion of the decades and theorize why they die. Jon talks about his new love of Pisco.

Tony and Jon give Andrew a hard time for choosing Campari. Jon is obsessed with Juliet of the Spirits. Tony is inspired to invent a new drink that he calls “Santiago.” The episode moves from Campari to other liquors we don’t like. Then quickly turns to the liquor we hope to taste.

It’s Thanksgiving and the guys try some new Fall and Thanksgiving themed drinks. Jon teaches Tony about the science of microwaves and Tony teaches Jon about how to kill murder hornets. Andrew tries to step in, but shows how much he slept through science classes. They also talk about their boring Thanksgiving… thanks Covid. Tony wants to know why we celebrate Thanksgiving. Jon and Andrew try to explain it to Tony who is skeptical. Finally, the guys divulge their worst Thanksgiving memories.

The guys go back to college years and drink Long Islands and forget to talk talk about the ingredients. They talk about their first experiences with the drink and get off topic. Jon talks about getting drunk around family. Part 1 ends with the guys pondering why Long Island Iced Teas exist.

Tony admits that he’s lazy. Andrew carelessly adds an expired ingredient to his drink and regrets it. Then, he volunteers his battle with education. The guys talk about their favorite classes the twists in history. Pisco kicked everyone’s asses!

Tony decides to settle the Pisco debate with a blind taste test of Chilean and Peruvian Piscos. A surprise winner emerges as the guys try various Pisco cocktails.

Andrew flakes again solidifying his guest only status. Jon and Tony agree on the pineapple on pizza debate. They discuss the divide in America and the decades they wish to visit. They also talk about the things they learned from their dads and brothers.

Tony joins the recording drunk after an earlier happy with other friends and it shows all through the episode. The guys talk about their not so good week and the groundhog days of 2020. Andrew points out that for many, nothing has changed. Jon and Andrew geek out on video games. The guys discuss pop artists’ real talent.

The craft beer episode is long lost and replaced with the Gimlet Episode. Tony thinks his gimlet line up is the best while Jon and Andrew go bold with their versions. The guys tackle a tough question about how to bring back some sense of normalcy.

Jon talks to himself while Andrew and Tony refresh their drinks. Tony is fed up with Andrew’s obsession with peanut butter whiskey, and calls out a family friend again in this episode. The guys talk about their first positive experience with alcohol. Jon gets timid about divulging his first positive experience with alcohol and gets embarrassed as he tells a terrible story.

Jon temporarily abandons his taste for rye in favor of bourbon and teaches us about the benefits of Molasses. Tony and Andrew question Jon’s less than scientific approach to preparing his drinks. Tony follows a rabbit hole in his research of Whiskey Sours down to South America, and “invents” a new drink. The guys discuss how to get different profiles from a whiskey sour. Andrew teaches us how to get kicked out of a bar in Ireland. The guys get real about voting and political discourse.

To celebrate the release of our 10th episode, this week we are bringing you behind the curtains to listen in on how we decide the drinks for each episode. In this segment, you’ll experience the raw and unedited crew in our decision-making process, including the arguments, insults, and all! Don’t worry… we are still best friends. Enjoy!

The guys tell the stories behind their first taste of alcohol and the drunk people in their lives. Jon talks country music and the hypocrisy in his household. Andrew abandons his Butter Beer and tells us about a big mistake he made with his first drink of alcohol.

The guys reminisce about a time before they were born when people were more social and lax with their kids. Tony and Jon argue about the taste of vodka, and wonder why they’ve become helicopter parents. Tony gets fancy with his drink, Andrew is grossed out by vodka drinks, and Jon double fists again.

The guys continue talking about dating during the pandemic. Tony tells a stupid joke and gives Andrew a hard time about his Ninja Turtle obsession. Andrew doesn’t let Jon forget about his rounds of “Woodys” in Lake Tahoe. Jon encourages Andrew to be more positive, and continues sharing his opinion of online dating. Andrew and Tony once again gang up on Jon.

Tony searches for the perfect Irish Mule ingredient ratio. Everyone ponders how the pandemic could change the attraction and dating for a while. Tony worries about how much more impersonal the world will get with covid. A debate ensues about if people could find the right person on dating apps.

It’s Tony’s birthday and shows his age with music and slang. Jon is unpatriotic with his choice in Old Fashioned whiskeys. Andrew tells us why Alternative Rock died. Everyone misses the 90s and its music and wonder what happened to the good radio morning shows.

It’s Andrew’s birthday and he confesses his love for a YouTuber. Tony keeps violating the birthday rule that he must be nice to Andrew. Jon teaches us about about 10-second drinks. Andrew and Tony gang up on Jon and debate beliefs. All three talk about what they are looking for (or have found) in the perfect relationships.

Tony is obsessed with going to Cabo. Jon sits on the fence while Tony and Andrew argue about Covid-19 and baseball. Andrew becomes paranoid, but shows how much he cares. All three have way too much tequila half way through the recording and feel it.

Our lingering guest, Andrew, insists that we revisit gin because he missed last week’s episode. He tell us about his bad experience wit gin and geeks out about Harry Potter. Tony one-ups Andrew on Harry Potter experiences, and discovers a taste for gin gimlets. Jon again has trouble with his words and shows his annoyance with Andrew’s absence.

Andrew flakes on this episode to break social distancing guidelines at a birthday party. Tony and Jon are stuck drinking Gin, but make the best of it by talking about “Andy” (Andrew) behind his back. They also get real about new parenthood.

Reminiscing about how we met and our friendship over each of our favorite spirits. As the banter progresses, we realized that we have very similar liquor tastes. Tony annoys with his bourbon knowledge, and implicates a family friend. Jon talks rye whiskey and his pickiness with carrot cake. Andrew doesn’t know how to use his recording equipment and makes a terrible recording while talking about Tennessee whiskey.