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The Inconsolables are a pair of gamer geeks from Sydney, a third nerd from Melbourne, and a crazy Brisbanian . We play whatever we can get our hands on, and chat about it (and gaming news). #FuckLootboxes

The Inconsolables

Oct 23, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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Episode 350: The Finale

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 175:46

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Episode 349 - Well this is almost goodbye!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 74:42

This is the second-to-last installment of The Inconsolables Podcast. The last "serious" podcast as next week we say our goodbyes, reminisce, answer your questions and give you our early GOTY awards. We will be live in our discord for the final episode. Before we end though, join us for a bittersweet trip down memory lane as we reflect on over seven incredible years of gaming camaraderie. Starting on September 5th, 2016, it was just Paul and Andrew, but the family grew with the addition of Sammy in October 2017 and MrsLlante in October 2019. Together, we've delved into the ever-changing world of gaming, exploring its highs and lows, and uncovering the most bizarre 'why is this a thing' stories that left us all questioning reality. This podcast has been more than just a show to us; it has been a journey of friendship, discovery, and shared passion. Over the years, we've not only kept you updated with the latest gaming news but also cultivated a community that became a safe haven for gamers and enthusiasts alike. Our Discord family has been a testament to the positivity and camaraderie that gaming can foster. As we approach the end of this chapter, we want to express our deepest gratitude to each and every listener who has tuned in, laughed with us, and shared in our gaming adventures. In a world saturated with thousands of podcasts, you chose to spend your time with us, and for that, we are truly honoured. Thank you for being a part of The Inconsolables Podcast family. Your support has meant the world to us, and we'll cherish these memories always. With heartfelt gratitude, Paul, Andrew, Sammy, and MrsLlante

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This is why we can't have nice things. For real though, I love indie games away from the AAA bullshit and then this happens wtf. Starfield, that's another bad thing. Also, the game I talked about is (to help with googling) "Chants of Sennar", here's a link https://store.steampowered.com/app/1931770/Chants_of_Sennaar/ INCONSOLABLES LINKS https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU | ANDREW'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar | MRSLLANTE'S LINKS | kind.social/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ | SAM'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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Episode 345: Bethesda's Done it Again!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 106:14

In creating a game that doesn't live up to the hype. Youch! I feel like a parent to Bethesda, like I'm not angry, just disappointed. Also watch the YouTube trailer for Let's School - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAWFFinoZ1E&ab_channel=PMStudios INCONSOLABLES LINKS https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU | ANDREW'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar | MRSLLANTE'S LINKS | kind.social/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ | SAM'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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Episode 344: Titties Don't Stop Being Titties Because of War

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 73:44

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Episode 343: Cookie Clicker

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 76:01

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Episode 342: The Fable of the mysterious Dildo

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 55:45

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Episode 341: Baldurs Banter III - The Dark Urges

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2023 81:01

Welcome to The Inconsolables podcast, hosted by Andrew, Sammy, and MrsLlante! Join us as we dive into the latest gaming news with our unique take and lively discussions. In this episode: - Patapon's creator Hiroyuki Kotani is back with Ratatan, a spiritual successor funded on Kickstarter. We'll explore this exciting indie rhythm RPG. - Remnant 2's secret class, discovered by data miners under unusual circumstances, proves that mysteries can be cracked open by unexpected hands. - Gollum receives a major update that breathes new life into the game. We'll unpack the details and what it means for players. And don't miss: - Naughty Corner News: We'll touch on the latest Anthony Fantano drama in the gaming world. - Unusual Collaborations: Fortnite's surprising crossover sparks discussions about the unexpected. And not talking about Baldurs Gate 3 at all!* *lies INCONSOLABLES LINKS | https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU | ANDREW'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar | MRSLLANTE'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ | SAM'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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Episode 340: Glorbo Was an Inside Job

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 61:41

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Episode 339: The ESL have standards

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2023 61:35

TBH I forgot to come up with a title while listening to the episode, and now I can't access the audio so idk, I thought the WITAT was funny enough. NEWS | Sony is being far too horny for CoD | Dev realises that everyone hates his game, but they're going to patch it | Blizzard nerfs everyone in Diablo; everyone hated that | I didn't realise that we already talked about Tiny Build's shenanigans bc I was busy seducing sonic (ノ_

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Episode 338: Feeding Sonic Your Chilli Dog ;)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 61:55

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Episode 337: Doing it Bear Style

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 74:37

Join us for a wild ride in the gaming world on our latest episode! Sega throws shade at blockchain and NFT games, calling them the equivalent of watching paint dry. We dive into the drama and uncover the reasons behind their abrupt about-face. But wait, there's more! Baldur's Gate 3 introduces romance options that take it to a whole new level... with a bear. Yes, you heard that right! We can't help but laugh and cringe as we explore this unexpected love connection. Hold on tight as we tackle Sony's decision to block Roblox on PlayStation, fearing it might corrupt innocent minds. Is it a smart move or an overreaction? We'll dish out our thoughts and stir up some lively debate. Then, things get a bit naughty as we uncover how modders are using AI deepfakes for some scandalous voice acting. It's voice acting gone wild, and the fallout is both hilarious and controversial. Buckle up, folks! And of course, we couldn't leave out the legendary Peter Molyneux, who's up to his old tricks again. He promises not to hype his next game... right after hyping it up! We can't help but roll our eyes and chuckle at his antics. In a true facepalm moment, we reveal the mishap involving Sony, the FTC, and Microsoft. Let's just say confidential documents met their nemesis: a good ol' marker pen. Oops! Plus, we share our hilarious misadventures and honest reviews of games like Diablo 4, AEW Fight Forever, and the epic journey of Dave the Diver. It's gaming talk with a twist of comedy, so don't miss out on the laughs! Tune in now and join the gaming party like you've never experienced before. It's a podcast episode you won't want to miss! INCONSOLABLES LINKS | https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU | ANDREW'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar | MRSLLANTE'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ | SAM'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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Episode 336: Two Monologues

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2023 73:15

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Q4 2022 Highlights

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 39:04

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Episode 335: 5 Podcasters, 2 Mics, 1 Bed and a Wedding

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 33:41

Well to my surprise, setting up a wedding is time-consuming and stressful, and that kinda meant we just did a casual thing in a hotel. I believe the euphemism is that it was "cosy and rustic" Seriously though, Andrew's wedding was really rad, and he SHOULD BE RELAXING AT THIS POINT AND NOT READING THROUGH MY DESCRIPTION. The audio of this podcast is lesser in quality than the wedding, so uh sorry, I tried. MAJICK'S LINKS | https://twitter.com/majickmangaming | INCONSOLABLES LINKS | https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU | ANDREW'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar | MRSLLANTE'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ | PAUL'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Thundermaceaus | https://twitch.tv/thundermaceaus | SAM'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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Episode 334: The Token Straight Guy, The Token Woman and the Token Sam Walk into an Ally...

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 90:34

The Token Straight Guy, The Token Woman and The Token Sam talk about video games. What more do you want? Happy Pride

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Episode 333: Hurty Thirty

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 74:26

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Episode 332: That Makes Me Squirm

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 69:46

Reporting live from my new place (and also uh the acoustics need some work lol), its another chaotic episode. Today's is a tale of new games announced, and played, Activision Blizz shenanigans, Nicholas Cage and actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf. NEWS | Lords of the Fallen has Andrew's attention | Mortal Kombat 1, bc the first 11 didn't count | Actual Thespian Nicholas Cage | Zelda creator considers Open-World Zelda the new blueprint :/ | EU + China approve of ABK purchase | Steam to offer 1.5hr demos | NAUGHTY | Remember how Blizz justified Overwatch 2 being different with PvE and progression, so it's totally different from Overwatch 1, well they cancelled all that lol | FUT packs ruled as gambling, but Sony is paying? | Phil Spencer expected Redfall to be at least a 6.4 lmao | A sad NFT cockfighting game is dead now | WITAT | Stardew modder has a 63-character harem | NOBODY EXPECTS THE DRAGON AGE INQUISITION | A sample platter of Starfield's post-coital tête-à-tête | INCONSOLABLES LINKS | https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU | ANDREW'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar | MRSLLANTE'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ | SAM'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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Episode 331: Darkest Zelda: Tears of the Dungeon II

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 91:14

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Episode 330: Redfail is Awfall

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 60:23

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Episode 329: Come Ponder my Orbs!

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 102:06

Daddy, tell me the story about the sex cult! Alright, just this once little Debbie. Once there was a cult called The Pinkertons who liked to throw their weight around and bust up unions. To the bigwigs this was the sexiest thing they had ever seen. It made them rigid with joy every time a small union was busted up and the lives of the meek were pulverised... That is all you are getting from me. Listen to the podcast to know what the hell we are going on about. Well, we were all quite a bit loaded on the mead and wine so like, warning I guess? INCONSOLABLES LINKS | https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU | ANDREW'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar | MRSLLANTE'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ | SAM'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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Episode 328: Raw Beef Shapes

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 65:39

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Episode 327: Wario has entered the Voice Chat

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 59:54

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Episode 326: What the Actual Fuck Sammy?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2023 83:13

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Episode 325: Bat With Tits feat. LilEgg69

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 65:34

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Episode 324: Call of Doodie

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 56:23

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Another Buttplug + Chess Joke

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 66:23

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Episode 322: Green Pubes

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 50:49

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Episode 321: Call of ~the "mountains"~ ;) ft. Thundermace

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 104:08

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Episode 320: Mass Debaters feat. MercurialJester

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 102:47

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Episode 319: Hey Gurl

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 87:54

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Episode 318: High Speed Dong

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2023 75:13

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Episode 317: Poor, Broken

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 76:20

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Episode 316: Only One Star

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 67:10

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Episode 315: Happy New Year! Boats are Round

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 77:50

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Q3 2023 Highlights

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 61:44

End of Year Trivia 2022: Inconsolables V News 2 Reviews

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 49:43

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Q2 2022 Highlights

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2022 57:50

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Episode 314: The Inconsolables Awards 2022

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 139:22

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Episode 313: The Great Call of Duty Quarantine

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 66:46

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Episode 312: Inconsolable? Feat Zac

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 117:31

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Episode 311: I Demand a Side of BOy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 56:19

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Episode 310: Elon's Musk

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 67:00

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Episode 309: Zac's Hot Grannies in your area!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 79:22

Welcome to another shit show, brought to you by our team of highly professional chaos bringers and special guest Zac! He's getting all hot under the collar for some granny action which explains his desire to grow a seedy mo. (Well actually he is growing a Mo for Movember which you should totally donate to.) Twitter is a mess, Bobby Kotick is a Tnuc, Sammy loves to torture MrsL and God of War is actually good. Who knew? ZAC'S LINKS | https://movember.com/m/14864833?mc=1 | https://twitter.com/news2reviews | INCONSOLABLES LINKS | https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU | ANDREW'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar | MRSLLANTE'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ | SAM'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music |

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Episode 308: Internet Friends

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 89:47

Come now, surely we can be friends?I know so much about you. I love you, look at everything I've done for you. You would be nothing without me. Why won't you answer me? I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut. Fucking skank. Is she hotter than me? Would you fuck me? Are you gay? INCONSOLABLES LINKS | https://www.patreon.com/inconsolables | https://discord.gg/Ta4ygAw | https://apple.co/2oXMYJY | www.facebook.com/inconsoleablesau/ | www.twitter.com/inconsolablesAU | ANDREW'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/Kalgar | https://twitch.tv/kalgar | MRSLLANTE'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/mrsllante | https://twitch.tv/mrsllante | https://mrsllante.carrd.co/ | SAM'S LINKS | www.twitter.com/sammydeedge | https://twitch.tv/sammydeedge | www.twitter.com/pyryte_music | you blocked me on facebook AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE

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Episode 307: Parachuting from her Labia Folds

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 69:02

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Episode 306: Pyramid Scheme - Maccas Skinned

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 113:46

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Episode 305: A Tale of Two Cons

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 84:05

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Episode 304: Gotta Grind That Beaver feat. Zac from News to Reviews

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 102:27

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Latest episodes from The Inconsolables

Episode 350: The Finale

Episode 349 - Well this is *almost* goodbye!

Episode 348: Inconsolable (singular)

Episode 347: FTLeak

Episode 346: In unity against Unity

Episode 345: Bethesda's Done it Again!

Episode 344: Titties Don't Stop Being Titties Because of War

Episode 343: Cookie Clicker

Episode 342: The Fable of the mysterious Dildo

Episode 341: Baldurs Banter III - The Dark Urges

Episode 340: Glorbo Was an Inside Job

Episode 339: The ESL have standards

Episode 338: Feeding Sonic Your Chilli Dog ;)

Episode 337: Doing it Bear Style

Episode 336: Two Monologues

Q4 2022 Highlights

Episode 335: 5 Podcasters, 2 Mics, 1 Bed and a Wedding

Episode 334: The Token Straight Guy, The Token Woman and the Token Sam Walk into an Ally...

Episode 333: Hurty Thirty

Episode 332: That Makes Me Squirm

Episode 331: Darkest Zelda: Tears of the Dungeon II

Episode 330: Redfail is Awfall

Episode 329: Come Ponder my Orbs!

Episode 328: Raw Beef Shapes

Episode 327: Wario has entered the Voice Chat

Episode 326: What the Actual Fuck Sammy?

Episode 325: Bat With Tits feat. LilEgg69

Episode 324: Call of Doodie

Another Buttplug + Chess Joke

Episode 322: Green Pubes

Episode 321: Call of ~*the "mountains"*~ ;) ft. Thundermace

Episode 320: Mass Debaters feat. MercurialJester

Episode 319: Hey Gurl

Episode 318: High Speed Dong

Episode 317: Poor, Broken

Episode 316: Only One Star

Episode 315: Happy New Year! Boats are Round

Q3 2023 Highlights

End of Year Trivia 2022: Inconsolables V News 2 Reviews

Q2 2022 Highlights

Episode 314: The Inconsolables Awards 2022

Episode 313: The Great Call of Duty Quarantine

Episode 312: Inconsolable? Feat Zac

Episode 311: I Demand a Side of BOy

Episode 310: Elon's Musk

Episode 309: Zac's Hot Grannies in your area!

Episode 308: Internet Friends

Episode 307: Parachuting from her Labia Folds

Episode 306: Pyramid Scheme - Maccas Skinned

Episode 305: A Tale of Two Cons

Episode 304: Gotta Grind That Beaver feat. Zac from News to Reviews

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