The Vagine Queens

After a 6 month hiatus (because life has been life-ing) The Vagine Queens are back on the airwaves. While the site and Instagram has been quiet we can at least record while we chat. Discussion topics range from Oh Nut!, a device for those experiencing pain with deep penetration, at home waxing, faja bodysuits and how they choke your cat, and awards for the best socks seen at the gym office. Simply put “I care more about your socks that the amount of hair on your vagina”. See you next time! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thevaginequeens/support

We were surprised to learn that many people have never seen their butthole! Anal bleaching is a thing. Butthole hair removal is a thing. If you get a wax and haven't seen your crack we need you to go take a look while we coach you in this episode… This week we want you to have a Happy and Healthy Anus too! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Paper pee funnels by Awkward Essentials, do men have pee in the front of their boxers?…Everything isn't a UTI—let's learn the symptoms! Reasons to NOT rush to the gynecologist's office. As always, enjoy, and have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

The word of the day gets bumped to the end of the segment in this hygiene episode. You need a washcloth or something similar to remove dead skin cells when you shower! UTI versus everything else…we will explain what's what for you. Vaginas all look different—don't worry about yours. Vaginal dryness in your 40's, why is this happening and what to do about it. Thanks for listening…meet us back next time! Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Word of the Episode: Mittelschmerz! The vabbing craze…what is it and does it work? Deodorant research continues and now we consider adding Booty Fresh spray to your bottom…stay tuned for that. PS use a washcloth in the shower. See you next time… remember to have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

The frustration is high as we discuss the [not so] “Supreme” Court's recent decision. Women's Rights are civil rights and no one should govern the body of another. Let's get into the “hot” topic of abortion. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

The deodorant study still hasn't started but it will! Two of the most recent common concerns are discussed. If I used birth control now can I get pregnant? Why does sex hurt in the pelvis sometimes? Pregnancy is a crazy thing especially when mom has two heads on one body in the delivery room. We keep it short and sweet this time. More shenanigans to come! Until then have a happy and healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Have you seen the Xiaflex commercial for fixing curved penises? One of us did…Penile injection for staying hard during sex are also discussed. Note to Everyone: It's summer, clean your skin folds! Under boob deodorant turns into us learning about the 24 Hour Deodorant Regimen! Now we have to detox from deodorant (at least at night), and next episode we will have our results to report back. As always Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

We are back after a bit of a break. It wasn't purposefully, but life happens…This episode we review Lorals brand (latex undies) and the fact that they were given approval for STD protection during oral sex! Good for them! Menopausal vaginas and the benefits of sex on reducing infection—AKA “Use It or lose It”. Dipsea is a great app for auditory sexual stimulation or relaxation. I'm still looking for a “growl” on there, lol. Can a tampon scratch inside of your itchy vagina? Tune in to find out and as always here's to a Healthy and Happy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

We are back with a roller coaster of an episode. Let's start off with herpes and how almost everyone has it (and probably doesn't know anyway). Sex is nasty—think about it! Who invented it anyway?! Motion, motion, motion! Then we get into some weird Metaverse where your genitals lock and unlock depending on your relationship status. Lastly, we get into men and the concerns they also have about aging (gracefully), cheating, and more. Just follow us down this rabbit hole and enjoy the ride. See you next episode! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Hey there! We jump right in to the episode with information on penis size. Find out which parent has more of an effect when it comes to this. Period products and free bleeding are discussed. Men's birth control is going to enter the human testing phase, do we trust it? Will men remember to take it? Will there be Emergency Contraception for men?! (They have to take it before sex!) This episode was pretty funny. Until next time have a Happy & Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

The Vagine Queens are back with a random list of topics. Let's get started with an old saying that should NOT be your motto! Next we discuss the topic that we can feel your poop when we do a vaginal exam. Don't worry we don't care, but you should because you're constipated. Increase your fiber! Can we tell if someone is a virgin? Not an okay request, and it's one we've both gotten from moms. Spotting happens it's no big deal. One of us like certain OTC cough syrups lol! Lastly, a toy review from a company with a clever name. I'm going to go play with “Tracey's Dog”! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

This episode we are joined by Registered Dietician, “Natalia B—The RD”. Natalia is the owner of Ever Evolving Nutrition, a virtual practice where she offers 1 on 1 evaluation and counseling to help clients reach their goals. Listen in as she explains why nutrition is different for women versus men. She also shares some nutritional tips for women and gives suggestions for your diet during your period. Find her on Instagram at the same name, or her website https://www.everevolvingnutrition.com As always thanks for listening, and have A Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Back like we never left! This episode The VQ's jump right in to the female version of erectile dysfunction. It's going to be vaginal dryness. Learn about why it happens, and what to do about it. Hear the story how one of us went too hard with the vibrator and ended up in the doctor's office! Yikes. Whiskey Dick. It's a thing, listen in as it's explained. What is estrogen cream and how does it help in menopause? As usual, come back for more fun next time. Until then have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Tune in for a live unwrapping of Lorals the latest panty for use during oral sex. One of us has a (mild) latex allergy but insisted on still seeing the product. Maybe a latex free version is on the horizon? Listen in as lasering the Brazilian area is discussed with some tips to help ease the pain. Fruits and vegetables for use during sex is discussed. Be sure anything going in your butt has a handle to remove it! Also make sure it's not a LIVE ANIMAL. That part isn't okay since it didn't consent to participate. Otherwise have fun with all of your sexplorations! Meet us back next time for more sex ed/women's health giggles. Have a happy and healthy vagina. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

We are back with a product review! Clone A Willy kit's Clone a Pussy was a fun and quick project. Listen in for a description on how to make a mold of your vulva. A fun time for all! Next we talk “DRAAAKE?!” Is the hot sauce story true? Who knows…we do know don't douche with hot sauce—use contraception. Lastly what is Sexploration? Listen to us compare sex to a vanilla ice cream sundae…how'd we get here again? “What if I like Strawberry?” Either way, meet us back next time. Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Happy New Year! It's 2022 and one of us plans on taking more trips. Yay! The Struggle Nair Job that didn't take the hair off ends up with a shave. Be sure your laser person gets your butthole well (it doesn't really hurt…well, we don't think so lol). Two products are introduced we will have a review next episode. Clone a Pussy (just what it sounds like) and Lorals latex panties (for your oral pleasure). Lastly, your vagina might like to hold on to ocean water and that leads us to “Vacation Vagina” and the “Vaginal Plunger”. Also—Don't get sand in your crevices please!? Until next time, Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Episode 18…time flies when you're having fun. This week we start out discussing PPP (NOT the loan). Paper Period Products. For those of you who use tampons and pads we discuss why organic is better if you can afford it. 500 million women around the world don't have access to products they need during their menses. Unbelievable. Silicone menstrual discs and a period panty could be a life saver. Maybe we will look into care packages…. Then we are joined by Frances Tang CEO of Awkward Essentials the makers of Dripstick. Listen as we chat about how she came up with the idea, what makes it great, and her best advice for budding female entrepreneurs. Find out where to get Dripstick and about some new exciting products they have coming soon. As our first special guest we want to thank Frances and Awkward Essentials for the sweet collab. Until next time…here's to a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Hey! Let's talk crying orgasms during sex. Yes it's because of pleasure! Showering after sex…is it important to be done immediately? Are you offended if your partner does it? Lysol was used as a douche to make husbands happier who would believe it?! Don't do it trust us. Stay tuned for a special guest next week! Until then, have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Here we are again! Episode 17 and we jump right into vaginal flatulence or “varts” as named by Joi today. What is it and why does it happen? Staying on the same path, how does a fart go forward?! Lastly let's review why condoms can't protect against everything and what is possible to get even with a condom. Stay tuned as we have a sweet collaboration with our favorite menstrual disc folks. Giveaways sound like a nice idea for Christmas. See you next week! Here's to A Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Here we are again advising you on sex in water. Good idea or not? How to continue living life on your period…don't let it limit your activities! Please take a condom out if it slips off immediately! We will tell you how to get comfortable with your insides. Tuck your tampon string if you wear them, but we would really prefer you learn about the menstrual disc. It gives you so much freedom! Let us know what you'd like to hear about and we will discuss it next time. Until then, have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Back like we never left…The Vagine Queens have returned with some random ass (yes that's a pun) topics. These include: Does anal sex make your butt grow? Why does pee smell after certain foods? How your partner's tooth decay can cause an infection in your vagina. Joi has a good plug for a mouthwash that prevents morning breath! Note you can wake up and make out. Also be sure fingers are clean before they go into your vaginal “hot pocket”. Until next time we hope you have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Episode 15 is here! This week we both have cramps. Boo… Anyway, let's talk infertility in a super small nutshell. Birth control pills, and the myth about them preventing pregnancy later in life. (Not true). “Turkey basting” in medical terms for pregnancy, what is it and how is it done? The Mammogram Report (lol), and why we need a “Manogram” so men could be smushed too. Lastly, we round it out with the Oral-Sex-Zerbert discussion. Check out our website for reviews on products, some coupon codes etc. Until next week…have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Well...we have changed our location to Joi's closet. Don't worry it's a fabulous walk in with space for quiet chatting--we actually like it! We jump right in to episode 14 discussing farting during orgasms. A "toot" is totally possible, so we ponder ways to disguise it before we get to what happens if you shart in someone else's bed. Amazon Prime for next day sheet delivery to the bed's owner and--goodbye! Listen in for simulated sounds of kisses from a "puckered mouth" (aka anus). We stay on topic and tell you all about anal swabbing, yes it's a thing. You can get an infection in your anus--the tissue is actually quite similar to that of your mouth. Lastly we throw in some Labor and Delivery information: positions for delivery, the bed breaks apart, the bag that catches everything (hopefully NOT the baby), but yes including poo if you have some. Why is this episode riddled with butt talk? Please excuse the abrupt ending, damn we could've at least said goodbye! I think we were over backdoor chit chat lol. Plus it was our first time recording with the Anchor app (totally easy to do). Anyway...more to come from your favorite Vaginies next week... Until then have A Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

It's us again...your favorite Nurse Practitioners! In episode 13 we reviewed our most recent product "FLO" and "GOGO", and both supplements seem to have worked so far! One is a PMS relief vitamin, and the other is a prebiotic fiber supplement (both gummies). Next we get into breast pain, mammograms, insurance companies wanting to win at your expense, and then some. Joi has to remember to go get her pain looked at. We will remind her. Chloraseptic Sore Throat Spray--will it work for reducing the gag reflex? Squeezing your thumbs, trying a special mint, and all of these other ways are discussed as well. After the whole episode the main question is...does Costco still have samples?! lol Check back next week! Here's to A Happy and Healthy Vagina --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

OMG, this one is a mess! Episode 12 is here bringing tons of laughs. Lets all learn a new term for swollen scrotum, then let's hear about how and why it can get reduced in surgery. Do women care if the sack is loose or tight? We think "Manscaping" is the bigger issue here. Be polite, and trim your hairs, no one wants them up their nose. "Back, Crack and Sack." Which of us likes their feet rubbed? Who likes their legs rubbed instead? You have to listen to find out. Foreplay- what is it and how long should it last? Do you need background music during sex? You definitely don't need TV commercials in the back..."have you been injured in an accident?" One a serious note, at home STI testing is a great way to get tested discreetly. It's simple and easy to do as long as you can prick your finger. This one is longer than usual, it was just that much fun. Listen in, we think you'll like it too. Check us out next time for more vagina talk amongst friends. Here's to A Healthy and Happy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

Yes it's us again! The Vagine Queens are here this week to tell you how to play a video game with your vagina. Mario Brothers could never! The Perifit App helps strengthen the pelvic muscles while making things entertaining! Next time you are in your local drugstore don't be surprised if you see sex toys. Plus One is a company we have seen in the aisle with all of your other sex health needs. Maybe pleasure is becoming more mainstream? That's a good thing! The O-shot, The G-shot, the Covid shot (oops not that--too political apparently)...let's hear about injections that help your vagina get going. Ladies, start your engines! The Texas abortion ban gets thrown in, and we realize their governor has no idea how pregnancy and periods work with his math. It's just not mathing. Men should stay out of women's uterus' especially since being a mom is the equivalent of 2.5 jobs as a new study shows. Goodness gracious. The last bit is on what happens when your car's registration is EXPIRED. Try not to go in to the police station assuming it was stolen when it was impounded, LOL! Thanks for listening as always! Here's to A Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

We took a week off, but we are back with episode 10 for you. This week The Vagine Queens have taken their show outside for an evening summer breeze. Crickets set the background noise as you're right on the porch with us. Let's get in to surprise period sex, and "gaining your Red Wings" (whether on purpose or not). Genital piercings and aftercare is reviewed. Make sure your penis piercing is tightened before sex! Ouch! Lastly we will discuss pleasure as a component of Health class (when teens learn what little they do about sex). Stay tuned for next weeks episode and info on joining our informal study! Have a Happy and Healthy Vagina! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

The Vagine Queens are back! It's episode 9 guys! Last week we missed you for good reason. One of us was on "Period, Sis", the podcast with none other than Mandii B. Fun times! Check that show out for lots of Women's Health information. This week we discuss ATM (not at the bank), and the Order of Operations. Who remembers PEMDAS? One of us didn't, but thankfully there is no math involved here. Listen as we review which direction to take your penetrative activities. Can you get pregnant from pre-ejaculate? Listen to the reasoning and how it could be possible. Lastly, if you have a messy after sex cleanup ("pump and dump"), and need a remedy you'll hear us discuss a new product that can help you, and potentially reduce BV for those who suffer infections after sex. (The jury is out, but we would love to do a study if the brand would agree!) That's all for this week! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

The Vagine Queens are back on their eight episode...already?! One of us was recording for "Period, Sis" the podcast so we skipped last week. Join us as we talk about oral sex and why no one uses protection. Who has even seen a Dental Dam?! Hear reviews from online. Midol is like Tic Tacs--do better. Menopause symptoms are similar to those when you're breastfeeding--great. Finish out strong with our favorite STI check reminder jingle. And as always we clock in around 25 mins, so you can get back to your day. Until next week! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

The Vagine Queens are back at it again! This week we take on two Instagram follower suggested topics: Toy reviews and orgasms. We each review a few toys (including names) for you to research for yourself. No sponsorship here, so these reviews are totally honest. These will help you with our second topic- orgasms. Learn about the different types, how to get them, and what could be stopping you from achieving yours. Knee orgasm anyone?? We end on an encouraging note...YOU CAN DO IT! Love on yourself and let us know about it! We believe in you. Until next week! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

In this episode The Vagine Queens review and discuss fibroids for Fibroid Awareness Month (July), clit desensitization as a myth perpetuated by partners who can't help you orgasm, making sure you use lube when you use toys, listener questions on same day sex with more than one person, and unexpected bleeding during sex. Also your new vocabulary word is Vajingleberry after this episode. You're welcome. See you next week for more giggles. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

In this episode The Vagine Queens discuss how to do the Q-tip test (or not, and just have period sex), how to introduce toys to partnered sex, cloning your cat with a silicone kit, and birth control pills/morning after pills. Think of all the things you could do with a silicone replica of you vagina! (Men don't feel left out there is also a version for you.) Combined versus Progesterone only pills. Laughs are plentiful as usual, and we keep it short so you can stay on track with your day. See you next week! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

In the fourth episode, listen in as The Vagine Queens discuss latex allergies, lambskin condoms (they have a bow-tie), men who don't wash their butts, uncircumcised penises, HPV and more. As usual laughs are plentiful. Are people teaching their sons to wipe their butts? We sure hope so! Also, appropriate condom sizing MATTERS. It's not just a male ego issue, it affects both partners' risk of infection! BDE...if you know you know. The jingle at the end is always a bop. See you next time! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

The Vagine Queens are back to talk about menstrual products including period panties (what?!), menstrual discs etc. We also discuss whorebaths, "what is a speculum, and does that mean I had a pap?" and why does this vagina smell like coal?... Tune in for a funny episode! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

In this episode The Vagine Queens are back to talk about periods, testing for STI's, and proper cleaning for your toys to name a few. We also discuss why you should just tell your healthcare provider the truth when it comes to your concerns. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

In this introductory episode get to know The Vagine Queens as they talk intimate hair removal, vaginal adornments that you may want to know about, and why we really don't care if you shave or not.  Check out our episode's music produced by Lehkz, and listen to the end for a special treat! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thevaginequeens/support

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