Comedian Arsy, Co-Host Lala, and Producer Taus bring you REAL TALK and REAL LAUGHS straight from THE 6IX! Nyaaa eh?!? Peep a new episode every Thursday! #TMPTHURSDAYS
The Centurion is here. Thank you to all the TMPeeps for supporting us to this milestone
Arsy knocks out another wedding weekend with old friends, but as usual he's got a list of gripes for y'all. That aside, you know Mans came with dancing heat to the reception. Later, Mans debate with Arsy after he presents arguments to establish his RSPF (Registered Single Persons Fund). Are the single TMPeeps feeling hard done by from the relationship homies? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Mans kick it off with Black Friday deals aka Brown Christmas. #ProducerTaus out here doing the most with online tech deals while Lala tried to slide into the big Rogers deal. Then, Mans get into the latest Spotify Wrapped stats - TMP edition. Much love to all the #fandem GLOBALLY for the support. Later, Mans cap it off with a World Cup update as Canada fizzles out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Lala returns from the land of the rising sun and recounts some of his trip while Mans sprinkle in some anime. Later, World Cup 2022 in Qatar is off to a blazing start. We've seen some wild results and some upsets. Mans discuss the tourney so far with a lot of positives for our Canadian boys. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
The struggle of buying pants as a brown man is real! These thunder thighs don't play and Arsy finally had to cave into Lala's advice and get some Lululemons (or should we say “Lala”lemons?). The mans breakdown the struggles of shopping as an average sized brown man and later do a deep dive on some of their favourite childhood snacks reminiscing about cocoa pebbles, slurpee flavours, Dickie Dee ice cream and more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
The mans are coming in hot on…well…hot people, and how annoying their romance advice is. Good looking dudes give dating tips that don't make sense for the rest of us, and will get most people arrested. ASMR is getting a bit weird and the flood of soft core porn vids on social media is getting lazy and tired. Later the gang gets into why it seems that people have a hard time meeting new people in real life, and why dating apps are set up to cause you problems if you don't use them mindfully. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
The gang breaks down the secret world of Paid to Party Girls and how to combine them with Uber drivers to grow the #TMPeeps. Arsy also won Halloween with his The Rock turtleneck costume and the Mans talk about the best costumes they saw throughout a very bumping Halloween weekend. Also what's the cut off for trick or treaters? How old do they need to be and what effort level is required for you to say “naw you ain't getting $hit!”. Also the Mans are standing united with CUPE education workers and take a moment to say goodbye to the legend Takeoff of Migos. RIP. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Happy Diwali to everyone celebrating! Hope y'all weren't in the Malton melee…sh*t was wild. Also shout out to Environment Canada for the air quality advisory calling out Brampton for the unruly fireworks
Gang finally got together and went live on TikTok while #ProducerTaus slowly destroyed Lala's new crib. Galen Weston (evil billionaire) tried to pull a fast one on Canadians. Y'all votin'? Municipal elections are coming up and your boy Arsy thinks he should run. Later, we wanna know if you have a side of the bed. Finally, Arsy goes out on Queen West and was not impressed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Draymond at it again punching his teammate in the face - with no punishment - plus a Thanksgiving weekend that had a major heartbreak caused by the Blue Jays. Mans also look at some dating formats for Arsy - praying Seema Aunty can help him out. Later, Mans deal with a basement draft to close it out
Arsy's cheesed about all the weddings and showers he's had to go to over the years, and now Mans tryna recoup all the money he's dished out - look out for an invite to Arsy's fake ass party
The hiatus is over. After an eventful few weeks, Mans ventured out to BC and married off your boy #ProducerTaus. From rollin dutty in the red corvette, flaming the bride tribe in the speech, boozy party buses, to a windmill-worm dance floor combo - you know Mans lit it up. Special shout out to the Whalley neighbourhood of Surrey for showing Arsy what time it is. Big congratulations to #ProducerTaus and his lovely wife
Producer Taus' wedding is only a week away, so the mans should cut him some slack for not being here for recording...but obviously, they don't! Arsy and Lala chop it about how Labour Day is the real beginning of the year, the days when high schools had OAC/gr.13, how producer Taus has become the ultimate finesser under their tutelage, and why the Toronto Mans would be the ultimate Indian Matchmakers and would be way better than Seema Aunty. Later they break down why the Ex really isn't that good, why corn is meh, a mass food poisoning in Markham, and a wild parking lot sword fight in Brampton that is too wild to make up! The mans are taking a short break for Producer Taus' wedding for a few weeks but we'll be back real soon! Peace! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
The countdown is on until Producer Taus ties the knot in Van City. Man is so focused on his nuptials that he didn't join us for recording. Priorities all messed up so Arsy & Lala had to put him on notice they coming for him in his wedding speech! Later mans get into Bill Burr, WWE, and the history of the city's love hate relationship with the CNE --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
This week, Mans take it wayyy back to youthful days and tell the tales of their first encounter with a nudie mag. Some Mans even finessed a subscription
After a couple weekends of music festivals, shit seemed to really hit the fan. Whether at Kingstonfest or KultureLand, or even Drizzy's semi OVOfest, people were cheeeesed fam. Mans chop it up over the whole slew of issue's concert goers had to deal with and more. With the opening weekend of EPL and a looming Qatar World Cup on the horizon, you know Lala had to get some footy talk in. Also look out for Arsy tryna marry your cousin trying to get a free stay in Qatar during the cup. Later Mans deal with some Kim and Pete breakup talk, would you date a girl with an only fans, and Bollywood double standards. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
The Mans recap Caribana Weekend including producer Taus partying like a 20 year old, and discuss how fast the summer is moving. Later we get into the resurgence of disco sounds in new music and the dominance of micro-audiences in entertainment. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Caribana, OVO, Veld! The City is Litty this weekend and the Mans breakdown whose in town and what's going down along with a much needed homage to the Canadian Hip Hop veterans who paved the way for TO to be a music powerhouse. Later, we discuss bike tickets in High Park, the Raps signing a Netflix star, and imagine if the next GTA franchise took place…in the GTA! Would you play? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
The Mans are feeling pressed about the Ticketmaster “dynamic pricing” and hypebeasts making OVO Fest tix stupid expensive. And this summer heatwave taking over the world ain't helping, especially because the AC situation in a brown house is a mess. Lucky Arsy finally listened to Lala and bought some Lululemon shorts! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Where were you when the wasteyutes at Rogers took us all offline for a day! The Mans talk how it hurts extra in the burbs. Later the Mans try to find the comedy in yet another wave around the corner, and clown Dr.Kieran Moore's antics. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Arsy shares his adventures of returning to La Belle Province after 2 years away. Later the Mans recap the results of sauce madness and defend the mt.saucemore results! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
After 4 gruelling weeks and countless hot takes from these tasteless bastards, Mans finally wind it all down and complete the bracket to answer the timeless question - which sauces belong on Mount Saucemore? AND, Mans crown a top sauce to rule them all
When Mans had to link up, a sweaty situation ensued - prompting a deodorant debate
After a much needed week of recovery, Mans are back and at it with weekend shenanigans. After going to a close friend's wedding, Arsy recounts being the “safety” friend growing up with his crew in PK (believable?
The Mans return from the long-awaited #TorontoMansBach for Producer Taus after 3 glorious nights in Vegas! Tune in to the gang talk about how they pulled off one of the best bachelor parties in Vegas and listen to their antics.
If you're listening to this it's too late. After a pre flight drip trip to Yorkdale, Mans are on route to TMB and #ProducerTaus might not make it back
Mans finally linked up for a TMB prep workout and a long overdue team schteam. Then Mans discuss the wild storm over the weekend and the havoc it caused. Later Arsy fills us in on his eventful comedy filled long weekend, and finally Mans get to the official part 1 of #SauceMadness. You'll have your chance to join the madness too. Check the TMP stories weekly to vote
This week Mans jump right into a dish in the sink debate. Y'all gonna have to help settle that one. Then, Mans react to a TikTok yute criticizing the downtown Tdot scene and share their personal fav spots. Later, it gets hairy with some brown man grooming issues - and it gets bloody
The weather finally turned and Arsy is on a mission to get in shape before the TMB extravaganza. Mans are outchea and so is the city. With summer around the corner, new music is on deck and Mans cover some selections. Later Mans talk about an upcoming music festival and Arsy getting finessed - again - by his moms on Mother's Day
After a much needed week off where #ProducerTaus got COVID KO'd, the Mans are back and refreshed. Ramadan is over and Eid just passed, Mans are feeling replenished and fill y'all in on some Eid shenanigans. Later, Mans get hyped for TMB and then finish off with a nod to this year's Raptors season finale. Eid Mubarak y'all ✊
This week #ProducerTaus takes some visitors on a T.O. food tour and they obviously had to hit up Federicks - except they had a suboptimal experience. Lala hit up another brown wedding and had a quality chai experience - prompting Mans to breakdown a chai gauntlet. Later, Mans touch on the Raps first few playoff games (Yaaaa, but s'all good…we still got that chip ✊
It's Arsy's dance out the mid 30s - make sure to send him gifs (not a typo lol). Mans reflect on another yr around the sun for Arsy and needing a do-over of the last 2 yrs. Then mans discuss interest rates going up, the real estate market, trash agents, and more. It's vent sesh y'all
Another year, another Ramadan szn. But after a couple weird yrs, things are feeling a bit normal and mans are breaking fast together again
Yes what else…the Mans GOTTA get into “slap gate” with the funniest breakdown and takedown yet. And Arsy was live on scene as Canada qualified for the World Cup? What a Sunday! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
This time around, Mans HAD to deal with a brewing topic. Now that Arsy finally watched Love is Blind S2, Mans went into it breaking down each couple - and obvi, Deepti & Shake. Too much to lay out here… but you know the deal - press play. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Brown parent guilt runs deep. Y'all know about all the layers of family obligations, like the constant airport pick ups and drop offs. Mans discuss Arsy's recent dilemma as he joined another family airport welcoming party. Later, Mans discuss WWE legend Scott Hall's passing, those waste ass immersive art shows we've been having downtown, and a couple of curveball games to top it off. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
An unfortunate couple weeks in the books as Putin popped off in Ukraine. Mans jump into borderline ww3 talk and the f*ckery in Eastern Europe. Later, Mans get into quintessential tdot tweets, potential return to work ish, and Lala throws a good curveball at Arsy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Mans finally made their way back to a gym and it only took 2 years. The boys riff on getting back to the gym and bring up past gym exploits. #ProducerTaus also beefs about grocery store choices. Later mans dive into a few recent TV selections they've been drilling into
The 2022 NBA All-Star weekend definitely had some memorable moments, but we can probably all agree that dunk-off was straight
Did y'all catch the greatest halftime show ever? The mans do a deep dive into the Dr. Dre led performance and debate what fit and what didn't. Later in the show, sticking with the theme of 90s/2000s pop culture, the mans get into the infamous "nip-slip", Arsy living his life like Mega Man, how 50 Cent stays winning, and the cautionary tale of Ja Rule! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
The mans break down the rules of, and their secret love for Curling, including some very funny playing experiences. Later they share their thoughts about this years Winter Olympics, Lala tells a story about flying while brown, and they weigh in on the Freedom Convoy with some hot takes! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Ayo TMPeeps! In this episode, the mans reminisce about the good ol' days of international travel. Lala shares some stories of wild shenanigans and debauchery from Patty's Day in Dublin, to La Tomatina in Bulon, to sex raves in Ibiza. Yea you read that right. Sex. Raves. Tune in to listen to Arsy's travel FOMO reach new heights! Listen to the latest episode of the #TorontoMansPod on #Spotify, #ApplePodcasts or wherever you get your podcasts, nawmsayin? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Another week of snow has everyone down in the dumps, just like the stock markets lol. Mans talk more snow, a recent online romance scam, and what food they'd trek through a blizzard for. Special shouts to Lala's kid nephew for recognizing trash pizza at the early age of 5
Some of y'all might still be digging yourselves out of the monster snow dump we got in Ontario. Sh*T was wild, and your boy Dougie out here looking for photo ops. With peak cases on the horizon, and this crazy winter storm, Mans vent out a wild week in the 6ix. Listen to the latest episode of the #TorontoMansPod on #Spotify, #ApplePodcasts or wherever you get your podcasts, nawmsayin? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
This week Mans are hungry - so you know they had to go down the brown snacking archives. Then Mans duke it out with food options when hosting a dinner party at home. Y'all picking Party A or Party B??
Happy 22 from the TMP fam! Mans dive into how they spent their Omarion NYE and the updated restrictions (fml
The mans recap a very weird year, make some predictions about the year to come, and say goodbye to a sports legend. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
This week mans dive into all things holiday szn - you know, perpetual darkness, Christmas markets, renting movies/video games, sleep overs as a kid…And now, Omarion. Get that booster and stay safe out there y'all. Happy Holidays from the Mans
The Mans get into the cultural significance of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Watch the Throne, Take Care, and the musical era those albums emerged in. Later after a discussion on the new rap Mt. Rushmore and pre-streaming era, the Mans take a deep dive into Ye and Drizzy's discography, beef, and passing of the torch which culminated in the Larry Hoover concert. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
The wait is over! The Mandem return with season 2 for the #TMPeeps! Arsy, Lala, and Taus catch y'all up with some BIG life changes that kept them busy during the hiatus and bring back the laughs and hot takes in full force and effect. Did you miss us? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message
Ayyyyoo TMPeeps… It's Episode 50! For this milestone episode, mans take y'all back to how it all started. How mans met, how the show came about, and the usual amount of shenanigans and #ProducerTaus abuse. We wanna thank all the #TMPeeps for coming on this amazing journey of Season 1 with us! The mans are taking a little hiatus and will be back with Season 2 soon! Catch up on all your fav episodes until then. WE OUT! PEACE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/torontomanspod/message