Two Freaks Notice

This week, the girls are noticing YOU and wondering why *you* smell like that. They also ask, is it bad to smell like petrol and a braai or is that just patriotic?Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @twofreaksnotice for goodness sake!

You've heard of a sight for sore eyes but get ready for a sound for sore ears! That's right, it's this week's episode and we're feeling.... *seen*We're talking sight and we're not talking about sounds (yet!) and we're yapping and singing and everything in between (what's that? Tune in to find out!)Gosh, love you guys but we'll love you more if you follow us on TikTok and Instagram @twofreaksnotice. But, honestly, we're doing you a favour by saying follow us because the content is that good.

That's touching, you're touchy and what a nice touch!Wow, what a versatile word that is and the girls are covering, like, most of its meanings in the first installment of the Sense Series. Tune in to find out which of the girls does *not* like touching dog poo and which one *does* like touching fresh linen. And for goodness sake go and follow @twofreaksnotice on every app you have (yes, including Strava)

Bow wowBark BarkMeow meowSnuffle SnuffleThese are just a few of the words that the girls say today when they talk about PETS. And, because they are respectful, they make sure to speak about them in their home languages even though it may isolate most of the audience. If you can't understand, go and learn please.If you're not following us on Instagram and TikTok, do so bow NOW. The other day we went kinda viral @twofreaksnotice

Shiver me timbers, it's gold and silver!This week, the girls are setting sail to find some buried treasure and uncover mysteries like, "where are people selling their gold and also who?", "what is that Silver Fox's name?", "gold leaf?!", and "how were pirates getting so much done when one of their hands was a hook?". It's all the big questions!Tune in or rust in the rain like common steel, and stainful steel at that. Speaking of gold, follow us on Instagram and TikTok @twofreaksnotice for internationally award-winning content! Literally, we have trophies from every country.

This week, the girls are blue dubble dee dubble die, if they were green, they would die. Or if they were in love with a guy. I don't know, guys! Which do you hear? This week the girls are talking blue blue blue! Blue fashion (that's denim), blue moons, the blue train (choo choo!), and their favourite blue movies!Tune in or feel sad! Don't forget to follow us on TikTok and Instagram for content that will make you think, like that one commentor did, "people like this are exhausting to be around".

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy ate roast beef, and this little piggy went "wee, wee, wee, wee" all the way to the closest place it could listen to this week's episode (which is anywhere, you have no excuse!)This week, the girls discuss the colour that everyone has a history with, for some reason: PINK! That's right, it's the colour of pigs, the colour of girls (tone: inclusive and self-aware), and the colour of Della, the Dell laptop that was invented for women and sold at a much higher price. But it looks so cute so you tricked us, Dell!Tune in otherwise you hate women. Also follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @twofreaksnotice, otherwise you also hate women.

What do Kermit the Frog and the R10 note have in common? Hey, we weren't about to say that Kermit sounds like Nelson Mandela. That was all you, buddy. Okay fine, we can see it but we wouldn't *say* it so stop trying to get us to say it. What we wanted to say all along was that they're both green! And that's the colour the girls are talking about today. Whether it's grass, money, health or Nelson the Frog, they cover it all! Tune in for goodness sake! And for goodness sake follow @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and TikTok.

Red rover, red rover, we call Carrot Top over!This week, the girls are discussing the colour of anger and love, what the devil looks like, and red flags in friends, lovers and everyone in between. Andie gatekeeps the redhead experience and Sitaara talks about what bugs looks like in hell. You've goootta tune in, guys. It's so good!Don't forget to follow @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and TikTok so that you can get little red notifications every time the girls post their incredible content.

The girls are kicking off the first in a series of episodes centered around something all of us except for those pretending to be colour-blind know and love: the colours of the rainbow!To start, they're discussing all things yellow. From butter to The Simpsons, from lemons to urine health, no yellow stone goes unturned. Tune in to hear the herstory of margarine (spoiler: it involves someone called Napoleon, and it's not the guy you're thinking about!), learn why the Magic School Bus was yellow, and about seven other yellow related things.And if you're not following us on Instagram or TikTok? You're only getting half the story.

Someone call the CCMA because the bleep button has been working unprecedented unpaid overtime. Just jokes, snitches get stiches, as you'll learn in this episode. So don't you dare!Switch on the kettle and get ready for the piping hot tea that the girls are spilling. We're talking full government names attached to the most scandalous stories. Tune in to find out if your partner is cheating on you!!! The girls mention literally everyone.Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more amaaaazing content and also DM us stories about people you know and information about recent break ups. Who blocked who?? Please god we need to know!

It's time to grab your favourite item of tech, say to your nearest Alexa, "please play the best podcast in the world", and listen to this week's episode!beep boop, the girls are talking tech! From pagers (throwback!), to Kindle page turners, to robot helpers who can boost your confidence, they're touching base and circling back to everything.Now go and follow us on TikTok and Instagram @twofreaksnotice for more brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before content!

Cheers to the freaking weekend, you guys! This week the girls are noticing drinking but they're both sober-curious so obviously they're thinking outside of the box a bit too! Tune in to hear their thoughts on Bloody Mary's (spoiler: they're negative!), having hot milk in coffee, and coffee enemas (thoughts and experiences!). If you're not following our TikTok and Instagram @twofreaksnotice, that's kinda kooky.

This week, the girls were commissioned by *the* WGSN to single-handedly predict the trends for 2025 and, spoiler alert, they've gotten them all right. They'll be covering bedrotting and organ-orientated dining, discussing whether or not Dungeons&Dragons is cool now, and trying to figure out what WGSN stands for. Tune in or fall out of fashion! Next in trend: following @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and TikTok (sorry US listeners!! Unless you've got it back now? Not sure what's happening there!)

Bing, bang, bong! The girls are talking about sounds that warm their hearts, like typing on a mechanical keyboard or a goat pulling a spring onion out of the ground, apparently. They also take the time to be negative, reflecting on the sound of a motorbike, knives and forks squeaking on ceramic plates, and ringtones that aren't The OC theme song. But it's not long before talk turns towards the positive again, sharing their favourite songs, and podcasts and learning the definition of echolalia together. TW: beautiful harmonies alongside failed harmonising attempts. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!

Remember when the girls resolved to do their first Ironman a few episodes back? Well, it's all coming together! Today, they are chitter chattering about their training programmes and have both said, "this sh*t is easy. I don't know what everyone complains about." They also said that listeners must continue to hassle them about working out and never give them a moments rest. Andie also names the city's best and worst yoga studios (calling them out by name) and Sitaara finally opens up about what it feels like to have joined a cult called weightlifting. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram so that you can see what we look like! Here it is: @twofreaksnotice

Coming to you live from our thirties! This week we're talking retirement, featuring input from our real-life retired friend ('s father), Two Beanie Bob (name has been changed to protect his identity and to stop his wife from finding out he refers to her as his 'golden goose'). According to Mr Beanie B, it's never too late to start your retirement fund, it's important to retire to give young people a chance (aw!), and the best thing about retirement is napping with a cat named Coco. We can't wait! If you're not following us on TikTok and Instagram, you're only getting half the story. See you there!

This week the girls are reflecting on the year by revisiting some of their favourite episode topics of 2024. From Danger (they've thought of some new things to be scared of!) to Hidden Gems (PSA: who cares if someone wants to call a well-known beach a hidden gem, live la vida loca for goodness sake) to Free Things. Spoiler: the majority of the episode is spent looking at the list of predictions they made at the beginning of the year. Tune in to hear whether or not Andie moved to Sea Point or they invented super fast yet super affordable planes in 2024. Catch Two Freaks Notice on Instagram and also on TikTok!

Join Andie and Sitaara as they discuss cartoons new and old, the ending of As Told By Ginger, popular tropes in cartoon shows, and whether having a crush on a cartoon character is fine or perverted. This week's episode is complemented by a video where the two attempt to draw cartoon characters from memory. To watch along follow us on Instagram and TikTok!

WARNING: This episode might make your mouth water! Tis the week before Christmas and the girls are fattening up their turkeys, marinating their tofu and soaking their Christmas cakes in brandy. Yummy Bummy! Tune in to find out what Andie and Sitaara consider to be the best Christmas spread and then make a note and send it all to them (only on Christmas please, we like fresh food!) If you're not following us on Instagram @twofreaksnotice, you're really missing out!

Yes, it's official! Andie and Sitaara are signing up for Iron Man 2025 and need YOU to keep them accountable. The girls are asking you, the loving listeners, to hound them, check in daily and demand training vlogs. They ask that you never allow them a moment's piece during this time. Please! The more messages they get, the better. Let's back our girls!!

This week, the girls are putting themselves out there with their own hot takes and some even *hotter* ones from the listeners. Please note that the views expressed in this episode are not necessarily ones held by Two Freaks Notice and Puppet Master Productions except for the ones that Andie and Sitaara say, "that's so true" about, the ones that start with, "my personal hot take is..." and the ones that you deem unforgivable in which case we didn't say that. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @twofreaksnotice :)

This week, the girls are talking convenience! The pros, the cons, and their experiences of marriages of convenience. That's right, they've both been married (twice!) Pros: it's easy peasy! Cons: Sometimes convenience stores charge you R200 for a box of Corn Flakes but you feel too bad to put it back on the shelf because someone has asked you to buy it for them. Marriage: Well, you'll just have to listen to find out about how Andie and Sitaara leveraged marriage and their good looks for political gain. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram!

Jingle jangle silver bangle! The girls finally won the Key to the City (presented by Alan Winde himself nogal!) and they have brought their prize back to the studio to tell you all about it. They're legally not allowed to take photos of it so you're just going to have to trust them and their description, guys!! So tune in to find out what it means to have access to every single building in Cape Town and which of your houses the girls have already visited in the night. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram where we will be posting pictures of your valuables!

"Not by the hair on my twinny twin twin!" said Andie and Sitaara when asked if they could make a boring episode for once. This week the girls talk twins twins twins across the board. Twin beds, twin sets and twin towers: they cover it all and more. So grab the person who looks most like you and settle in for what some critics are calling the best episode yet. Follow us on Instagram for the full story @twofreaksnotice

Roll out the red carpet! Andie and Sitaara have been nominated for a South African Podcast Award and to celebrate, they're handing out some awards of their own. Tune in to find out who is going to nab this year's "Best Toilet in Cavendish" and who will be snubbed for the title of "Best Email Sign Off". It's all here and it's all LIVE and it's all E! True Hollywood Story.

This week, the girls are putting their paws up and teaching you freaks about self-defence. Would you touch someone else's dog? Should you suck venom out of your dear friend's foot? Could you cut off a taxi in traffic? If you answered "No" to all the above, it means different things but at least you're thinking about safety. And we are too, so listen up! Follow us on Instagram!

Welcome back, everyone! The girls return from their first ever holiday and, boy, is there a lot to catch up on. What has been happening on Sitaara's FYP? What's the latest on Andie's on-again-off-again situationship with sugar? Is it true Sitaara is now an Olympic weight lifter and how was Andie's sold-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! Tune in to find out!

What do Mumbo's Plastic, Joburg, Easy Equities and socks have in common? You! This week, the girls chitter chatter about a whole host of topics sent in by YOU the LISTENER. And, as newly qualified day traders, they offer exclusive market tips and tricks that you probably won't hear anywhere else. Two Freak Notice will be going on break for the next few weeks and Andie and Sitaara are set to return as incredibly successful investors. TFN Pty Ltd. will be listed on the JSE and will be unafforable soon so invest now while you still can. DM for banking details.

Girls on tour! Move over Anthony Bourdain, there are new global food critics in town. Join Andie and Sitaara ON TOUR as they travel around the world, sampling cuisines from all over and finding cafes that will allow you to plug your laptops in for more than 40 minutes. EDIT: Two Freaks Notice have been made aware of the fact that Anthony Bourdain has, in fact, actually moved over.

This week, the girls ask: "wuw?" and "who is watching YouTube shorts?" Andie declares her love for Kevin Hart and Sitaara explains why she doesn't want to see more than one white man in the same movie ever again (fair enough!).

This week, the girls take a deep dive into just why Microsoft did that. Between exclusive interviews with Bill Gates and Microsoft's current computer specialist, the girls give their arguably more informative insights into the crash and exactly what it means for us. Tune into this very special episode that has Ezra Klein thinking, "well, there goes my job".

Now that the girls are old hats in the game show industry, they're searching to explore new areas of televised entertainment. Enter Alone, the ultimate survival show that Andie and Sitaara will be entering next year. This week, the girls give exclusive insights into their game plans, "must haves" (blow-up mattress) and "shan't dos" (eat yucky things). Who is your money on?

If you missed Andie and Sitaara's quiz master debut, don't fret! This week, the girls review their rip roaring success of a quiz night and promise to host many many more. You now have that in writing. But, if there is one thing you should take away from this episode, it is that you should be booking your tickets for One Night With Two Freaks Notice: The Game Show! See you on 12 July 2024 for The Best Night of Your Life! Book here and book now: https://theatrearts.co.za/show/two_freaks

This week, the girls are noticing Tops & Bottoms. And yes, in exactly the way you're thinking! Things get specific. Tune in to this risque episode to find out what Andie and Sitaara think belongs on the top shelf or at the very bottom of a barrel. NSFW

Do you believe in Magic: The Gathering? This week the girls are both freaking out about the is-it-real-or-is-it-not art form that we call magic. From watching a magician turn a colouring book from black and white to colourful with the flick of a finger at children's birthday parties to fantasising about Daniel Radcliffe coming to the Fish Hoek High matric dance to concerns over David Blaine's eyes and more.

This week, the girls grant forgiveness to all those who have made Boomerangs but deal out life sentences to those who say, "wild Friday night" when they are objectively not having a wild Friday night (and they know it!!). Unrelated but Two Freaks Notice is now proudly sponsored by Clover.

Disclaimer: we know the audio is weird this week it was on purpose that said it won't happen again. This week, the girls are taking a trip to a galaxy far, far away but don't worry, it's not all about the Southern Suburbs! They're talking about space travel too. What do aliens look like? What does town smell like? Would Woolies' roast lamb travel well to space? And would you like a funicular in your house? If you don't know the answers, tune in to find out! If you do, tune in to see if you're right!

Is there a doctor in the house? Yes! In fact, there are two! And they're here to teach you how to prep for your first colonoscopy, how to eat in a space suit, and the dos and don'ts of coding. And that's on being all-rounders. www.itsthattimeoftheweekagain.co.za

If the words "cobra", "cooling towers" and " life-sized house made out of foam blocks" evoke nostalgia in you, you're in the right place! The girls take a trip down memory lane, revisiting all the Cape Town-based spots of yore that they love, miss and remember the name of. What happened to the MTN Science Centre? Why did The Raptor Room close down? How did the Madame Zingara tent work? Who else used to buy Topshop vests with the labels cut out from Meltz? We actually don't know the answers to the majority of these questions but we're more than happy to speculate and make things up!

Is a chip a vessel for sauce or the main attraction? Is being stung by a bee one of childhood's greatest traumas? Tune in to find out who would eat straight mayonnaisse and who would use ketchup (and only ketchup) as a pasta sauce.

In today's technologically advanced world, there is so much to discuss on the topic of privacy. From the ethics of facial recognition software to whether or not it's even possible to be anonymous anymore. We don't touch on anything like that, but do get quite spirited on the topic of private Instagram accounts (let us in!!) and Sitaara's neighbourhood watch group's camera and microphone set-up. Later, we share our public speaking tips none of which are that one about imagining the audience naked.

This week, the girls unpack why asking where the bathroom is or having to turn around when you realise that you've been walking the wrong way are two of the most humiliating things one can experience. Do you agree that the restoration of Woody scene in Toy Story pioneered the ASMR movement?

Inspired by one of us moving house very soon, we're talking taste: from interior design to food. After a tense moment where Andie says grey couches are not to her taste, only to remember moments too late that Sitaara recently bought a grey couch, we go on to be rude about Kim Kardashian's home décor, state which shoes are good taste and which are not (sorry to the gladiator sandals community if you are still with us), and make some sweeping but ultimately important statements about crochet and knitting. Follow us on Instagram!

The girls compare their targeted advertising: can you guess which one of us gets served ads for dog gimps suits, Pinocchio prosthetics and a Dobby Reborn Doll? There is also quite a charming section where we sing famous jingles including 'Sugar (Du Du Du)', 'Let your fingers do the walking...' and the Junglevites theme song. Later, Andie is freaking out about being in her 30s, but not like that guys! We're naturally positive people! If you're in your 20s tune in to hear what you can look forward to, and if you're 30s or older play along. Follow us on Instagram!

This week, the girls review the smash-hit film that had cinephiles in a choke-hold and brought Julia Fox to the public's attention in 2019. It was a year of great highs and lows in cinema. As Adam Sandler's career was taking a turn for the best, we watched some of cinema's most revered actors compromise not only their reputations but also the reputation of the beloved musical, Cats. The team at TFN will always acknowledge the good along with the bad so don't worry, they talk about Cats too. Now, there's only one question left: what do you store in your primordial pouch?

This week Andie is freaking out about the art of making things special. From providing parasols to people at a wedding so they don't get sunburnt to Airbnbs providing a jar of rusks, from bringing the host of a dinner party a tin of liver pâté to setting up a fake movie theatre in your lounge complete with a ticket stand, we discuss the ways in which people make things special. On Sitaara's side of the script we're talking bad movies. Has Shallow Hal aged well? Did Sitaara nail the witch from Irish Wish's accent or was that in fact just a regular British accent? And did James Cameron hope people would watch Avatar 2 at The Labia with no 3D glasses? We answer all of this and more. Follow us on Instagram!

This week's episode is egg and soliders above the rest! Hosts Andie and Sitaara ruffle some feathers with hot takes on the best easter eggs in the biz (move over, Jesus! This holiday isn't about you anymore!) Our two comedy-hens also say, "omelette you finish" to Princess Kate who they absolutely ripped into last week and now feel bad. Damn! But don't worry, they don't keep it beak for too long and will have you cracking up again in no time! FYI if you see Andie at a party, don't cluck it up! Otherwise she will never want to talk to you again, you fucking introvert. Hey! We're just yolking around, man! Shell we jump right in? Special guest: Oprah! Give her some love over at her channel, Super Soul. It will have you starting your days sunny side up.

Film is not dead, it just had its phone on Do Not Disturb! Sitaara shares her love of analogue photography, from teaching us how to tell if the old camera you found at Milnerton Market is a dud before you splash out on it to the reason why some babies were blurry in olden day photos while others weren't (the answer may make you feel sad and weird). Then, inspired by watching the George Michael documentary, multiple Kate Middleton TikTok conspiracy videos and listening to one Michael Jackson song over the weekend, Andie delves into the world of celebrity scandals. Follow us on Instagram.