Nate and David are two Hollywood “fixers†on a mission to expand, explode, re-tool and Supersize™ all movies so that they can each earn 1 billion dollars! New episodes every Tuesday IG: @fixedyermovie / Twitter: Fixedyer
Ep #38: LITTLE WOMEN LITTLE WOMEN has a LOT of issues. It's not very YAS KWEEN and there are 0 war beats. Despite the incredible, next level computer graphics, this movie was a snore. Tune in to hear how we helped it hit a 'bil!
Spiderman 3 wasn't a slam dunk, but it was a nice lay up. It's a great movie and it only has to make 100 million dollars. It did everything right, so what can we fix? You have to tune in to find out! And join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for new bonus episodes every week!
Everyone knows Nate is a rocker. That's why he broke all the rules and released this PRIVATE BONUS EPISODE to the public!! Listen in as Nate talks about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2022 inductees
The Eyes of Tammy Faye is the story of some certified hustla's/playa's that used their money-making skillz to get RICH. The movie only made 2 million dollars and it is objectively bad, but if you do the math, this should've made 6 billion dollars! Listen in to see how we fixed The Eyes of Tammy Faye
UNCUT GEMS is a third-tier Sandler vehicle and Sandler has NEVER hit a bil, it does co-star Idina Menzel who has hit a 'bil with Frozen. Plus this movie has MONEY in the title! But it messes it up, so we are called upon to make a LOT of fixes to this crummy movie. Tune in to hear how we took it to a 'bil. To hear new episodes every thursday join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
Matrix movies have NEVER hit a 'bil, and yet this movie actually has billion dollar mindset. It just needs some branding beats, better B.H.I. and to be tied into another, superior Warner Brothers property. And that's just the beginning of our fixes! And to hear bonus content every thursday join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
It's A Wonderful Life is a crummy movie, but a great I.P., so we've re-booted it! This is a 2021 re-make that will definitely hit a billion! We re-cast, up the B.H.I. (body heat index) and add a TON of branding beats. It's a Wonderful Life is our last Fix of the year before we take a holiday break and maybe see if Hollywood is willing to open their doors to us again. Billion dollar mindset teaches that if you've been permanently banished from an industry, wait a year then try again. No matter what happens in Hollywood, we'll be back to regular posts in 2022! Hope you're celebrating what this season is really about: Spending $$$MONEY$$$!!!!!
We're doing our holiday good deed and releasing our weekly patreon-exclusive bonus ep's to EVERYONE for this week only. On Thursday we're releasing our main holiday fix of IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE and then we'll be taking a holiday break to explore some Hollywood options and then promptly returning in 2022 with GOOD TIME. In this ep we talk about Billionaire Mindset Director Steven Spielberg's new movie WEST SIDE STORY, starring Fixer David's personal friend Baby Driver aka Ansel Elgort. Fixer Nate doesn't think it's on track to hit a 'bil and Fixer David takes it personally.
Your Name is basically Japan's answer to Space Jam 2: A New Legacy, but not as good. Even though this movie has a TON of issues, it was basically made for free (just the price of pencils and paper) so it's worth fixing. And it DID make half a billion, so listen in to see how we doubled that.
Will Smith is an A+ mega-wattage mega-starage star, the kind that we normally discuss because he HITS A BIL! But we are worried about him, because King Richard is NOT a Will Smith movie, and it is NOT on track to hit a bil. Could we save it? It took a LOT of work, and you'll have to listen in to hear it.
RED NOTICE is the winner of the first ever Fixed Yer Movie Brandy Award for Excellence in On-Screen Branding! Mercedes! iPhones! Coca Cola and MORE! The Rock, Ryan Reynolds and Gal Gadot all crafted an incredible flick, even though they were held back by the decision to not use any established IP. Did this movie even need fixing? Tune in to find out!
Ghostbusters seems like a billion dollar series, but embarassingly enough NONE of the 'Buster series have EVER earned anywhere near a billion dollars. But there WAS a lot there: The branding, the tie-ins, the theme song were all slam dunk home runs. We just had to TURN IT UP! We had a lot of ideas for this movie, and you'll have to tune in to hear 'em!
This is the first (and hopefully the last) movie we're covering by the Never-Billion Brothers AKA 18 Time Losers AKA The Coen Brothers. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN is boring, long and RANDOM AF. The villain looks like Swiss Miss and there's 0 hits on the soundtrack. But there is still a cool premise, and some cool guns and car stuff! Listen in to see how we fixed it.
The geniuses behind Space Jam 2: A New Legacy are back with yet another REVOLUTIONARY IDEA! Warner Brothers looked over at Disney's MASSIVE multi-billion dollar Star Wars franchise and said "Yes, please!" and now we have DUNE. But they BUNGLED IT! DUNE is AT BEST a multi-million dollar franchise, NOT a billion dollar franchise! From the rock-bottom B.H.I. to the total vacuum of humor beats, DUNE needed a LOT of fixes. But we are confident that we can right the ship. Tune in to hear how. And join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for new bonus episodes every thursday and access to our Billion Dollar Mindset Dischord
This week we fix GET OUT, a crummy horror movie that you have to go to Einstein University to understand but it was made by Jordan "56X MULTIPLIER" Peele and there even is a little bit of branding in here! But there were a lot of issues and we pulled out all the stops to fix this one! To hear new bonus episodes every thursday join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
It's been a year since "the tweets" that got us kicked out of Hollywood! We've already apologized but we could use some more press so we're apologizing again. (To hear bonus episodes like this every week join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie)
HEREDITARY is our first horror movie and this thing is crummy as heck. But we did discover the magic of Ari "8X multiplier" Aster, who is ready to make a billion dollar picture. We're confident we've turned Hereditary into a billion dollar franchise. Tune in to find out how! And to hear new bonus episodes every Thursday, join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
It's the end of 90's month and we're covering JERRY MAGUIRE a movie about HIGH POWERED AGENTS! Relatable much? This didn't make a 'bil so technically it is bad, but it really tried and showed a lot of heart. Did we take it into the end zone (of a billion dollars)? Tune in to find out! Join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for new bonus episodes every Thursday
Romeo + Juliet is a romantic comedy that isn't romantic or funny! And P.U. does this script stink! Every line of dialogue is annoying/stupid! And there are 0 tie-in's or branding! But this movie had a lot of potential, and we went all-in with our fixes. Tune in to find out what they are. And join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for new bonus episodes every Thursday and access to the Billion Dollar Mindset Community
It's week 2 of 90's month and today we're fixing a fan submission: Crash (1996). Even though it has a REVOLUTIONARY B.H.I., and it won the Oscar for Best Movie, but it could still use a tune-up. We brought in the humor beats and drama beats and definitely upped the branding, but you'll have to tune-in to find out how. For bonus episodes every Thursday join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
Welcome to 90's month! For the next 4 movies we will be fixing the movies of the 1990's, a decade that hardly produced any billion dollar movies at all! Every movie we've seen from that decade has been crummy but we've finally found one that had the right mindset: 1998's YOU'VE GOT MAIL. The title of the movie is a tie-in to AOL! Starbucks is given SIGNIFICANT screen time! And yet this movie didn't get everything right, which is why it only made a quarter of a billion dollars and left 3 quarters of a billion on the table. We add some humor beats, drama beats beats and we fix this movie's rock-bottom BHI but you'll have to tune in to hear how!!
This week the fixers Nate and David come together to fix a movie that doesn't need fixing, a movie that they worked on and were incredibly proud of: CATS (2019). One of the best musicals ever made, and yet it didn't hit a bil? Why? What could we have done differently? It wasn't easy, but we FIXED IT and made it a TRUE billion dollar movie!
Black Widow is the movie that almost tore this podcast apart. Fixers Nate and David set aside their personal interest in this movie (and the lawsuits surrounding it) and make an honest fix for Black Widow, the rare Marvel Studio film that even needed our help! How did we bring this movie to a billion? Tune in to find out! For bonus episodes every Thursday join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
In our last entry for Kids Month we find yet another kids movie that isn't even for kids. This is a high school movie without dances, makeovers or Big Games, so what the heck is the point of it? Despite us finding the movie to be objectively crummy we do actually find a lot to like, especially the directed Todd "6.25 Multiplier" Solonz. Do we manage to get the movie to a billion? Tune in to find out! To listen to new BONUS EPISODES every Thursday, join us on patreon.com/fixedyermovie
POKÉMON: AGENT PIKACHU is a movie that we didn't understand but we LOVED! This movie both turned us on and inspired our love despite this only making under half a billion. Are our ideas able to grab up the money that this movie left on the table? Tune in to find out! For new bonus episodes every Thursday or just to support our mission to Fix All Movies, join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
You'd think the "Best Reviewed Movie of All Time" wouldn't need much fixing, but sadly you'd be wrong. We tackle the beloved, by who we're not sure, Paddington II for our second week of KIDS MONTH. Fortunately the Fixers are up to the task, but can they convince the studio to strive for something better for our little bear friend? Tune in to find out our Billion Dollar secrets For Bonus episodes every Thursday Join Us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
We are kicking off 4 episodes in a row where we delve into kids movies. We decided to start out with an obvious one, 1995's Kids! This movie does not have Billion Dollar Mindset and needed a LOT of tweaking from us, but we still saw some potential there. Tune in to hear how we morphed KIDS into a billion dollar franchise. For bonus episodes every Thursday join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
In this episode we try and fix a movie by 9 time loser QT aka Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Even though this movie looks all old-timey and boring, there actually are some good humor beats and violence beats (and a good mix of the two!) Still, we had a long way to go before Hittin' A Bil. Did we do it? (For new eps every Thursday join us on Patreon at Patreon.com/FixedYerMovie)
We try our hardest not to get emotional as we cover not only the best movie we've watched for this podcast, but one of the best movies ever made. The branding, the tie-in's, the PROPERTIES! It's all there! This movie is so good it makes a classic like Sonic The Hedgehog look like some crap like Nomadland! Was there even anything to fix? Tune in to find out!
In our first episode covering an animated movie, we try and take Disney's SOUL to a Billion. Disney knows what they are doing, unfortunately they made the mistake of bringing on Pixar a company that doesn't have a clue! You need a Harvard degree to understand this confusing movie! Were we able to fix Soul and turn it into a billion dollar movie? Tune in to find out! For bonus episodes every Thursday join our Patreon at Patreon.com/FixedYerMovie
Rockin' title, friggin' cool as heck premise, sexy actors: FIGHT CLUB has it all. It even includes a few VISIONARY ideas that should be used in every single movie that is released. Perhaps Fight Club was ahead of its time? The Fixers explore this forgotten gem, and tweak it ever so slightly so that it can hit a 'bil. For new bonus episodes every Thursday and access to billion dollar ideas join us at Patreon.com/FixedYerMovie
Hamilton is a Billion Dollar Musical, therefore In The Heights should be one too right? Wrong. Even though In The Heights is a movie made by people who hate money, we still try to help them get a 'bil, tune in to find out just how we did it!
Tom Cruise at the peak of his mega star wattage, doing an action-packed war film should've been a no-brainer slam dunk, but the makers of this movie whiffed it! Were The Fixers able to find enough branding opportunities to bring this movie to a bil'? Tune in to find out!
In one of our more challenging episodes, we try to take the 2020 film CALL ME BY YOUR NAME to 1 billion dollars. The creators of this movie clearly had no idea what they were doing. Were we able to set them straight? Tune in to find out!
In this episode we fix BASKETBALL DIARIES. A basketball movie from the 90's that we thought was Space Jam and definitely is not! Despite having Marky Mark and Leo DiCaprio, who would hit a 'bil just a few years later, this movie required A LOT of work. But can we fix it? Tune in to find out!
Sonic the Hedgehog had a billion dollar mindset and yet it didn't make a billion dollars? The Fixers try and find out why and along the way get a chance to watch the best movie they've screened for this show! For exclusive bonus episodes of this show every Thursday please join us at Patreon.com/FixedYerMovie!
Can the Fixers help Promising Young Woman Hit A Bil'? It was one of their bigger challenges, but you'll have to listen in to hear their out-of-the-box solutions. For bonus episodes every Thursday join the Fixed Yer Movie patreon at Patreon.com/FixedYerMovie
In this HOLLYWOOD TALE, David tells Nate about a funny story he had at Ansel "Baby Driver" Elgort's mansion! This is the last bonus episode available for free in the main feed. To get new bonus episodes every Thursday please subscribe at Patreon.com/fixedyermovie
You can't make 500 million friends without making a few enemies. But we don't want 500 million friends, we want 1 billion DOLLARS! Can we take "The Social Network" (AKA "Facebook: The Movie) to the land of money? You'll have to listen in to find out. For new bonus episodes every Thursday as well as access to free BILLION DOLLAR IDEAS join our patreon at Patreon.com/FixedYerMovie
In the third bonus episode we talk about UPDATING old movies to make MORE MONEY!!
Hollywood tried to take JUSTICE LEAGUE to a billion dollars TWICE and just couldn't do it? What's the issue? Maybe no one knows these obscure characters? Listen in to see how the Fixers did what Hollywood couldn't do: Fix the Justice League. And join at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for bonus content AND MORE FREE BILLION DOLLAR IDEAS!
Nathan tells us a Hollywood tale about how he helped bring video games and movies together.
It won the academy award for best picture and so what? Can it make a billion dollars! It wasn't easy but we tried! For new bonus episodes every Thursday join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie
In the first BONUS EPISODE we are fixing the entire industry of movie theaters! We will be posting BONUS EPISODES every Thursday on our Patreon, at Patreon.com/FixedYerMovie. We're posting the first few on the main feed but you'll have to sign up after that!
In the PREMIERE episode of Fixed Yer Movie, Nate and David fix La La Land by Dale Chazelle. Is this little film capable of making a billion dollars? Tune in to find out!