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Jessica and Mark love two things in this world: Lacey Chabert and Hallmark movies. Join them as they laugh, shout excitedly, and probably sing too much, all while breaking down some of the greatest (for various reasons) movies ever made!

HallMark & Jess

  • Feb 17, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 13m AVG DURATION
  • 68 EPISODES


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The Christmas House

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 68:47


It's the episode that Mark should have edited and put up 2 months ago! We watched the movie representation of Mark's life goals, The Christmas House! We cover the highs, the lows, and the should have beens of this charming little movie. Tune in!

Christmas Waltz

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 62:25


It's Jess's favorite movie ever? But does Mark agree? We go back to basics with the new Lacey Chabert....classic? It's Christmas Waltz!

Five Star Christmas

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 66:40


We're back with an actually really great Christmas movie! Flip the circuit breaker, grab a pull of taffy, and listen in as we talk Five Star Christmas! 

Home Alone 3

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 60:37


Kevin's gone, Marv is gone, Harry is gone, Buzz is gone, but we're back with more Home Alone! We take a break from the McAllister family to...steal microchips? Wait? What is this movie? Tune in to find out!

Home Alone 2

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 67:32


Kevin is not following CDC guidelines and is off to New York! The Wet Bandits are back, but can they all deliver a movie as good as the first? Tune in to find out!

Home Alone

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 62:03


We're on lock down, so we're going to Macaulay Culkin to figure out how to be home alone! Grab your paint cans and watch out for nails because this is war!

D3: The Mighty Ducks

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 71:05


I...just don't know what to say about this episode. I'm still not sure what happened. D3. The Mighty Ducks. Tune in. That's all I can say. 

D2: The Mighty Ducks

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 75:50


The quack is back, and it's everyone's favorite of the trilogy. Well...almost everyone's. Will Jess and Mark find common ground on the best Mighty Ducks movie or will it take the power of D3 to reunite the podcast? Tune in to find out!

The Mighty Ducks

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 65:59


QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! Everyone join together in a Flying V and listen to us talk about our childhoods and possibly what hockey penalties mean. Tune in because we're talking about The Mighty Ducks, cake eaters!

A League of Their Own

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 52:18


There's no crying in podcasting anymore because we're back with A League of Their Own! We'll see who's team Dottie and who is team Kit, plus what do we feel really happened on that final play? Tune in!

The Princess Bride

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2020 70:23


Want to know what we think about The Princess Bride? As you wish. Tune in! 

That Thing You Do

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 57:38


We're doing that thing we do by watching That Thing You Do! It's one of Jess's favorites, but Mark has never seen it. Will it be one of his favorites as well? Tune in!

You've Got Mail

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2020 59:09


We didn't get you a present for Christmas, but it sure looks like You've Got Mail! It's everyone's mom's favorite movie, and hopefully, it will be yours too. Tune in!

While You Were Sleeping

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 80:57


Awkward misunderstandings, initially being with the wrong guy, overheard conversations, dead parents, and Christmas? Are we sure this isn't a Hallmark movie? See what we think about While You Were Sleeping! 

Christmas Town

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 83:43


Surprise! It's a bonus episode! While Jess is away, Mark invites his friend Kevin on to talk about #ChristmasTown! What did they think? Were they a little loud at times (warning)? Can we talk about the cat? Tune in!

Christmas in Rome

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 63:59


Take a Roman holiday with us as we talk about Christmas in Rome! We dare you to say this was just a mediocre movie when we're through. 

The Holiday

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 78:25


We're celebrating our return to the Hallmark scene with...a non-Hallmark movie. We're breaking all the rules and watching all of out favorites this Christmas, so tune in for The Holiday!

Mistletoe Over Manhattan

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 55:19


It's a Christmas movie! Did we record this in July? Yes, but at least we're closer. It's the first Hallmark movie Mark watched two years ago, and now we're breaking it down! Tune in!

Paris, Wine, and Romance

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 60:39


Weather starting to get cold? Well, how about an episode about a movie we recorded in the summer?!? So grab your shorts and sunhat because The Single Girl joins Mark to talk about Paris, Wine, and Romance. It's better than a cup of hot chocolate! 

Harvest Love

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 49:51


Picture it: pears. Pear orchards. Pear cobbler. Medicine. Intrigued? Then you must work for Hallmark! It's Harvest Love, and we're going to decide if it's a Will or a Ronnie. 

She's All That

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 96:54


One year of Hallmark, so we're celebrating with She's All That! Seems about right. We're talking about problematic 90s behavior, crazy schools, and trend setting moments!

Crossword Mysteries: A Puzzle to Die For

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 54:47


What's a five letter word for awesome? LACEY! We're solving puzzles, making leaps, and admiring the energy level of an old man as we watch the first episode of Crossword Mysteries!

Chronicle Mysteries

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 65:46


It's our one year anniversary, and what better way to celebrate than with special guest Loree Stark from A Very Hallmark Christmas?!? We're solving crimes and recalling times when suspects were spotted, fingerprints were blotted, and time was allotted for podcasting. Tune in!

Yes, I Do

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2019 52:31


We absolutely love Jen Lilley and think she is a great person and actress, so why are we not into "Yes, I Do"? We'll discuss that along with great parents, a Jonas wedding, and therapy. So much therapy. See if you can count the number of exasperated sighs in this episode and the first person with the correct answer will receive a personalized exasperated sigh from Mark personally! It's a terrible prize.

Dash of Love

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 74:46


We're going back to where it all began for Jen Lilley and Hallmark as we watch Dash of Love! We're also talking embarrassing our parents, Fresh Off the Boat, and how much we love art!

Model Behavior

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2019 84:35


It's finally here! Model Behavior! We're talking JT, talkboys, huge phones, Giffords, coq au vin, destroying lives, and creeps, so WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT! GET. IT.

Love, Romance, and Chocolate

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 59:18


We're back with the woman that started it all, Lacey Chabert, and we're talking about three things: love, romance, and chocolate pizza. Oooohh yeeaaaahh!

The Story of Us

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 65:23


Happy Valentine's Day! I got you a new episode, and it's way better than those chalk heart things! We're talking mystery sounds, necessary break-ups, and how important is Valentine's day really? Tune in!

Valentine in the Vineyard

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2019 78:24


Love is in the air and so are the drones! We're talking Valentine in the Vineyard! But that's not all! We investigate Sweetest Day, Cosmo quizzes, and planning a wedding! Oh, and llamas. Of course llamas.

SnowComing

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2019 86:35


If you've ever wanted to hear Mark lose it, this is the episode for you! It's SnowComing! We're talking stabbing homecoming queens, how libraries work, and Mark's new catchphrase! Tune in!

Winter Love Story

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2019 80:06


Book tour, baybay!!! We're continuing our Jen Lilley run with her newest movie! Plus, the Star Trek minute returns, Mark accidentally exposes himself to a plane full of people, and papayas? Tune in!

Eat, Play, Love

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2019 66:26


It's a tale as old as time. Boy likes movie. Girl doesn't like movie. A lot of bold claims get made with little research. Dogs keep being adorable. Beauty and the beast. It's our Eat, Play, Love episode, baybay!

The Christmas Contract

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2019 89:55


Somebody call our attorney because we've got a Christmas Contract on our hands! We're back and talking about job happenings, holidays with family, and some good ole southern hospitality!

Mingle All the Way

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2018 88:03


You might have thought Christmas was over, but we've got another gift just for you! It's the start of our Jen Lilley run of movies as we watch Mingle All the Way! Plus, Jess gives her review of A Snow Globe Kissmas! Tune in!

A Very Merry Toy Store

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 67:37


It's the unofficial sequel to Holiday in Handcuffs in a completely different universe and we couldn't be happier about it! We're talking beans, sledding, and the tragic tale of Toys R Us. Tune in!

Angels in the Snow

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 62:55


It's the movie that nearly tore the podcast apart and made Jess hate everyone including Mark. Why does Jess hate it so much? Is Mark a weirdo for loving it? Tune in to find out!

Holiday in Handcuffs

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2018 68:52


Granny get your gun because we've got a kidnapping going on! We're going through Holiday in Handcuffs and trying to make some sense of the madness!

The Nine Lives of Christmas

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2018 62:57


We're going from a movie we hated to a movie we loved with The Nine Lives of Christmas! We're talking robberies, secret identities, and the sure fire way to woo a lady!

Backyard Wedding

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2018 69:35


We're finishing up our Alicia Witt series, and...well...it didn't end so great. Find out why, and also we talk about stalkers and tell our past drunk stories, so we're still making gold out of walnuts. That's not a phrase.

A Gift to Remember

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2018 84:41


We're joined by Emma from The Hallremark with 2 goals: 1. talk about A Gift to Remember and 2. convince her to be our new best friend! Were we successful? Listen in to find out! (Spoilers: it was great.)

Mistletoe Inn

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2018 77:46


Everyone wants to know: WHO IS H.T. COWELL?!? Well, don't worry. We're on the case! We're also talking brownies, weird breakups, and even more Halloween parties! Tune in!

Under the Autumn Moon

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2018 81:59


If you're like us and liked Rocky Mountain Christmas, then this movie is for you! We're talking Halloween costumes and the best way to show your partner affection. Tune in!

Christmas List

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2018 92:49


Oh, Christmas. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways with Christmas List! This week, we welcome special guest Rachel Wagner from the Hallmarkies Podcast to talk unique mistletoe, skating, and horrible fundraisers!

All of My Heart: The Wedding

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2018 81:15


We're returning to the safety of a Lacey movie and talking goats, goats, and go on a bit of a tangent about goats! Plus, Mark creates a theme song for his adventures with a goat! Goats!

Christmas at Cartwright's

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2018 105:33


Grab your Santa hat and beard because it's time for some Christmas magic! In this super-sized episode, we're talking theater screw ups, owl attacks, and the true meaning of Christmas!

I'm Not Ready For Christmas

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2018 99:29


We cannot tell a lie; we absolutely watched this movie! Plus, we're reading fan mail, telling embarrassing kissing stories, and triggering everyone with politics opinions! Don't miss it!

A Very Merry Mix-Up

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2018 96:10


It's the start of our Alicia Witt series, and we're talking sober karaoke, family holidays with your significant other, and is Mark in love?

Christmas Magic

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2018 85:24


We're back with a movie that tried its best to depress us, but we overcame! We're talking allergies, games in Texas, and the 7 wonders of the world! Tune in!

The Sound of Christmas

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2018 71:55


It's the movie where the leading man is named Doug...or Todd...Thaddeus? Whatever it is, we know for sure there are absolutely no sibling relationships in this movie! What more do you need to hear?

Rocky Mountain Christmas

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2018 87:17


Get your boot stockings and light the trees because we're talking Rocky Mountain Christmas! Mark and Jess talk karaoke adventures, small town traditions, and possible spinoff movie ideas! Tune in!

Love on Safari

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2018 63:34


Lions and elephants, and giraffes, oh my! We watched Love on Safari, and we're talking near death experiences, what to pack for trips, and yet another weird sibling relationship!

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