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Welcome to Liz Laugh Cry a podcast about me, Lizzie! I'm taking you through my life where I do a lot of laughing and probably crying. It'll be fun, I swear. I'm an almost 30-something freaking out about being single and struggling through life even at 29. If you can relate or want to make fun of me,…

Lizzie Newton

  • Mar 11, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 35m AVG DURATION
  • 62 EPISODES


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Girl Power Problems

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 45:07


Spoiler alert: there is no crying in this one! In this episode, we (I mean I discuss with myself) women who have been cancelled in the past in unfair ways. Why "daddy issues" is being cancelled and why the Spice Girls changed my life. Also, the story of my first kiss (gag me with a spoon).Life is good!Thanks for listening!Instagram: @lizziednewtonTwitter: @lizziednewton

Empathy for F boys

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 50:24


New year, new break up, new mindset. Don't be alarmed by the intro, we get happier as it goes on. By "we," I mean "me" since that is all that I have.Celeb gossip and Buzzfeed articles. Instagram: @lizziednewtonTwitter: @lizziednewton

Framing Britney and Gen Z vs Millennials

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 47:39


The toxicity surrounding Britney's life is astronomical! We are diving into the doc and talking about the key points that make us (those in the #freebritney movement) stick up for our girl/queen/princess/lord and savior. I go through some articles from the world wide web about the hard hitting news of why Millennials are actually aging but in the most annoying way ever. If you're using the laughing/crying emoji, you need to stop now.I'm sharing my Valentine's Day playlist with y'all that will have you dancing either by yourself or with yo' soulmate!A little dating update, but spoiler....not a lot going on at the moment.Let's Go!Instagram: @LizziednewtonTwitter: @Lizziednewton

4 years sober and still not a bad b*tch and celeb gossip: Jojo Siwa, Machine Gun Kelly and Charli XCX

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 51:18


Reflecting on 4 years of not drinking. In this episode, we talk about the moment I decided to stop drinking and what led me to that moment. I recently had my heart broken, so I will tell you about that. There is literal crying in this episode and I talk really fast. It's a little random, so welcome to the show, so glad you are here!Instagram: @lizziednewtonTwitter: @lizziednewtonDM me if you have feedback or want to hear more!

Top Celebrity Scandals: Recap of 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 41:32


In this episode of Liz Laugh Cry, I will bring you through a journey of the top celebrity news of 2020. We are limiting the Pandemic (panoramic, peninsula, parallelogram) talk and focusing on the sh*t that doesn't matter, but I spent too much time thinking about. Let's take a look back in time, while we remain hopeful or at least keep our expectations low for the next year. Happy New Year!!!

Collaborate and Listen! Rhode Runner X LLC Spotify Wrapped

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 69:21


I am joined by my good friend, Paul from the Journey of the Rhode Runner Podcast to talk all things music, life, 2020 and more music.What were your most listened to songs of the year? Let me know!https://therhoderunnerjourney.wordpress.com/https://www.facebook.com/therhoderunnerhttps://twitter.com/TheRhodeRunnerhttps://www.instagram.com/therhoderunner/My handles are below! Instagram @lizziednewtonTwitter @lizziednewton

Don't Cry Challenge 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 48:01


Hi, it's me. Let's talk about new music from Miley, Megan thee Stallion and Ariana Grande. I'll give you the dirty details of my newest dating experience. How pandemic life is unfolding. Also, what I've been eating and how I've become healthier lately. Follow me on Instagram @lizziednewtonTwitter @lizziednewton

Wet Ass Mountain, Stress Balls, Bumble and Baby One More Time

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 50:46


I went on day trip to New Hampshire to hike Mount Chocorua and Middle Sister. My day-cation review. My mom tried to find me a husband on Bumble. ...Baby One More Time fun facts. Let's do this!Instagram: @lizziednetwonTwitter: @lizziednewtonLove you

I'm Feeling 32 and Mulan Review

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2020 37:27


I'm giving you the secrets to being 32, average, single and getting your sh*t together. Quick birthday recap and Mulan Live Action review!Next week I am adding a segment to Liz Laugh Cry. We are going to recap and review iconic music videos from the 2000's! I am so excited.Thank you for listening. Love you!Instagram @lizziednewtonTwitter @lizziednewton

VMA 2020 Recap Lady Gaga 911

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 50:30


Pre show predictions and post show answers and a review! Even in a pandemic, MTV kept me entertained, well Lady Gaga kept me entertained. Blew my mind! This is one award show that had me thankful that I am on Tiktok for 20 minutes a day just to keep up with the kids these days. Let me know what you thought of the show!Rate, review, subscribe and let me know what you would like to hear me talk about!Love you for listening!Instagram @lizziednewtonTwitter @lizziednewton

Wet Ass Pikachu

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 52:40


Chelsea Handler RecapBritney Conservatorship UpdateFolklore ReviewWAP deserves a GrammyLife Update (still no boyfriend)Instagram @lizziendewtonTwitter @lizziednewtonFacebook https://www.facebook.com/lizlaughcry

#FreeBritney Deep Dive and Post Quar Check-in

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 52:03


Kanye for President? Free Britney movement reignited? Do I love Chromatica? Insecure on HBO is my new obsession. Also, listen for an embarrassing story about my first internet boyfriend.Instagram: @lizziednewtonTwitter that I hardly use: @lizziednewtonThank you for listening!

Excuse Me, Your Privilege is Showing

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 49:39


I'm having an important conversation with my friend, Laura Goodwin today (yes, I have friends). The racism in this country is more prevalent than I ever thought and I wanted to talk to Laura about her opinions on the protests, the murder and what we can do. Spoiler alert: we can put love first. Once we start having compassion for others, things can change. I love talking to Laura. She is so inspiring and humble. *I have to correct that instead of AMFAR (Foundation for AIDS Research -the good guys), Donald Trump endorses ANTIFA which is is a militant, predominantly left-wing, anti-fascist political activist movement (the bad guys)I will donate $2 for every listen/download this podcast gets in the first week to help protestors get out of jail. You can donate too ActBlue CharitiesTrain with Laura https://www.empowerri.com/

The Taylor Episode...R U Ready for It? feat. Adam

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 72:06


Special guest, Adam Belue joins me for an episode all about Taylor Swift. We reminisce about our memories from Rep tour and go over our favorite (and least favorite) songs. Quarantine is better with a little Taylor. Do you agree with our picks or are you offended?Read Adam's Blog: Inner Workings of a RedheadInstagram: lizziednewtonTwitter: lizziednewton

Return to the 80's X LLC Collab: St. Elmo's Fire

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 62:41


I had the pleasure of reviewing the iconic movie St. Elmo's Fire with my friend Paul (Return to the 80's Podcast) and my new friend Del (host of 80s on 91.1 WEDM FM - Facebook page). Check them out! This was so fun to record and I appreciate my friends for letting me talk nonsense about a movie I only saw once.Welcome back as we Return to 1985 and review the coming-of-age classic, St. Elmo's Fire. In this episode, Paul is joined by Lizzie Newton and Del Roehling to discuss this movie as well as the music. Whether you love this movie or hate it, this is our humble (and my non-expert) opinonsMy Instagram @lizziednewtonMy Twitter @lizziednewton

Quar-RANT-tine feat @DMESS16

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 91:43


I have a controversial guest on this episode. Just kidding, it's my friend Daniel. We go way back and we are going in on all things quarantine, 90's, controversial issues, dating, the good old days. Dan is a hockey player, conservative, guitar playing, cutie from Connecticut. He may serve some unpopular opinions and if you want to know more follow Dan's Twitter @Dmess16Instagram: @lizziednewtonTwitter: @lizziednewton

Can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 24:46


In less than 30 minutes I'm going to give you a quick summary of my quarantine experience. Has it been good or bad, I'm not even sure. Is there a conclusion? Movie and tv show recommendations. Watch "Out of Shadows" if you can find it on Youtube. Instagram @lizziednewtonTwitter @lizziednewton

@Preppygangstas x Liz Laugh Cry

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 45:21


Very special episode with my friend and wonderful human, Jason Cahill. We catch up on Quarantine Season, discuss Lagree and it's benefits and talking about kindness while social distancing. We recorded over Zoom, so the audio is a bit funky, but I hope you enjoy!Insta @lizziednewtonInsta Jason @preppygangstastwitter @lizziednewton

No Corona Talk, Just Entertainment

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 57:33


I am not going to talk about the "C word" in this episode. What I am going to talk about is my Top 20 favorite albums, books to read (if you have time), shows to binge watch, and Britney's Instagram. I'm talking about Jessica Simpson's book and Elvis Duran's book and take a deep dive into Britney.If you have never listened to podcasts, welcome to mine! I hope you enjoy and if you would like to give me any suggestions, please let me know. Thank you for listening!Instagram: @lizziednewtonTwitter @lizziednewtonCheck out my podcast with Paul and vote for your favorite Madonna songs:rtt80s.com

Pussycat Dolls Should Win the Oscars

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 34:34


I'm back in college and back in action on the Pod. I'm going through my class schedule and what I think about my first couple of weeks back at school. Quick Super Bowl recap, and my Oscar predictions for 2020. I'm obsessed with TikTok and the return of the Pussycat Dolls. Follow me on Insta and Twitter:https://instagram.com/lizziednewtonhttps://twitter.com/lizziednewton

I Watched Harry Potter on Vacation

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2020 30:58


I spent 4 days at home and doing normal person things outside of my home and with that came a bunch of thoughts about, kids, Harry Potter, Justin Bieber, my dream board and so much more. Thank you for listening!

End of a Decade, Start of an Age

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 29:56


Brief description of a bad date I went on. Things that are annoying during the holidays and why Bed, Bath and Beyond is the best. Quick lecture on 2019. That is itFollow me on instagram: lizziednewton

Jojo Siwa vs Jojo Rabbit

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 32:42


Movie recaps, Halloween recap, 2019 favorite songs recap, dating recap and my favorite Christmas songs! Have an amazing Thanksgiving my friends.Please let me know if there is anything you would like me to talk about!Follow on Instagram @lizziednewton

Spooky Season 2019

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 41:51


Happy Almost Halloween my friends! Let me update you on a few things. I saw Avril Lavigne, went to New Hampshire and climbed a mountain, saw a couple of important movies and had some spooky adventures. Rate, review, subscribeInstagram: lizziednewton

Life Isn't All Rainbows and Taylor Swift and Hustlers Review

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 33:49


It's about to get real. If you are ever feeling alone, you are not the only one. In this episode I start by reviewing the Jennifer Lopez movie, Hustlers. Then we dive into why I've been feeling funky lately. I'm about to get real with you about how I truly feel. I catch you up on mild celebrity drama. Let's call this the mental health episode.Follow me on Instagram @lizziednewtonRate, Review, Subscribe!

Lizzo, Lover Review and I go Back to School

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2019 51:51


I turn 31 tomorrow and I'm going back to college with a bunch of Millennials. It's terrifying, but I'm bringing you on this treacherous journey with me. I'm reviewing Lover at the end of the podcast. It's a long one, but worth it!Instagram: @lizziednewton

Lover is Here!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 29:13


A recap of the Nelly concert. An update on my life, I'm quitting jobs and going back to school. My thoughts on the newest Taylor Swift song "Lover"

Happy Summer Y'all

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 48:30


I'm back with recaps of my Miami vacation, movies I've seen, concerts I've been to and most importantly Taylor Swift opinions. Be sure to follow me on instagram @lizziednewton

Avenging the Billboard Awards

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 29:49


I had to incorporate both the Movie and the Billboard Awards into my title. Listen to my review of the superhero movie Avengers End Game. Later I discuss the magic of the Billboard Awards. The performances were amazing and guess which one was my favorite. Taylor Swift or Jonas Brothers? You'll have to listen to find out! Rate, Review, Subscribe

ME! Taylor Swift Before and After Review

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019 24:11


Get the details of what to expect of ME! and the treacherous, treachery we had to endure during the countdown. First find out the theories behind TS7 and later find out my reaction to the song.

The Dirt (on Britney Spears)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 79:53


I'm back thanks to emergency Britney news! Get the juicy details on Britney's alleged stay in a mental health facility. I fill you in on the news about Taylor Swift's return and Ariana's Coachella performance. Then we dive into a podcast I did with my friend Paul (aka @therhoderunner) the creator of the Return to the 80's Podcast. He is an expert on all things 80's as well as my friend! So check out our podcast about The Dirt. It's a Netflix film about Motley Crue. If you haven't seen it, OMG get on it! Sex, drugs and Rock 'n Roll! Let us know what you think and don't forget to Rate, Review and Subscribe

Grammy's are My Super Bowl

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2019 29:24


Recap of the Super Bowl and Grammy's 2019. I'm a new sports fan so my recap isn't that long but we will dive deep into the Grammy's. How I truly feel about Lady Gaga's performance and all the other ones.

Haven't Had a Drink in 2 Years

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2019 26:38


I take you through my sober journey...and then more important news about my love life or lack there of. I also go over the Bachelor, Vanderpump Rules, important podcasts and the Superbowl.

How I Wrapped Up 2018 with Pete Davidson

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2019 25:57


Here's to 2018. My first good year since I was 12. What made it so good and what I did on New Year's Eve!

Happy December

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2018 30:02


Check out my playlists on Apple Music. Search Elizabeth Newton.Watch A Diva's Christmas Carol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emvp39x-PXsMy list of Must-Watch Christmas Movies and why Hallmark movies are BSA few great Friends episodes to get you through the holidays (and a *short* song)I review song lyrics from my favorite Christmas albumsMy movie review of Widows

Am I Thankful to be Single?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2018 29:57


Why being single isn't so bad during the holidays. Lizzie's tips for getting through the holidays when you don't have a significant other. My secret for why I am feeling better than ever.

Vegas Baby

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2018 32:30


Lizzie recaps her life changing trip to Las Vegas. From Celine to dressing up like Britney Spears for Halloween, you'll hear about all the sober fun I had! Traveling like a celebrity is so much fun. The Backstreet Boys changed my life when I was 10 and again when I was 30. Follow me on Instagram @lizziednewton

American Music Awards Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2018 24:34


A full recap of the American Music Awards and reviews of the performances. Of course there will be Taylor talk but also Mariah, J Lo, Cardi B, Post Malone, and more! A few very quick movie reviews and why everyone should see A Star is Born. Let's give Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga all of our money.

The Positive Side of Being 30

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2018 28:45


I'm out of my vacation depression and I'm back to myself. Let me take you through a couple of nights out in Myrtle Beach where I quickly learned that heels are not a necessity. Let's talk about the Super Bowl Halftime Show, my current music favs and A Simple Favor movie review. A little love with an article I found online. Follow me on Instagram: lizziednewton Twitter: @lizziednewton

The Bomb that Ruined my 30th Birthday

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2018 19:35


...I'm ok now, don't worry. Here is a summary of my 30th birthday adventures and why I am a great wedding date.

Thankful for Taylor Swift

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2018 24:01


Today I bring you through the journey of the Taylor Swift concert. I summarize and review the movie Eighth Grade. You'll get a quick update of my love life. We get spiritual with an article from Thought Catalogue and I tell you all the things I'm thankful for.

Slow Talkers and Demi Lovato

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2018 19:06


Demi Lovato's near death experience triggers thoughts about my own problem with addiction. What I thought about Mamma Mia and some more bad dates.

Don't Go Knockin' On My Door

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2018 23:21


How I feel about drop by's, the Bachelorette, sobriety in Hollywood and more! Of course an update on my love life and an inside look at a real life Tinder conversation.

I am the Girl with No Pants

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2018 17:43


A very vague recap of the Bachelorette. Why you should be watching Southern Charm and RHONY. Most importantly, I break down in steps how guys decide to like a girl and what I do to scare them off.

Royal Wedding and Bachelorette

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2018 25:37


It's been a while so I'm back with a recap of the Royal Wedding, Billboard Awards and the Bachelorette.

Ariana Deserves Love and Movie Reviews

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2018 22:38


Oh Em 3 is back with your top 3 stories of the week. Movie reviews and my 3 types of dates. Stay tuned for my dating update. Spoiler Alert: still single.

Dating 101

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 19:01


An in depth (20 minute) conversation with myself about the ways that people can fall in love. Of course there is some other nonsense. An update on my love life and what I think Khloe Kardashian should have done. Also my current music favorites

My Ipsy Unboxing

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2018 24:50


I'm not a Youtuber but I can still afford an Ipsy bag. Check out what's in my monthly subscription. I'm in denial about my obsession with all things Kardash so here's an update and lots of random stuff. If you have 20 minutes check it out!

Who Am I Part 1

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2018 23:15


I'm playing the therapist in my own session. Who is Lizzie and why is she so weird? Let's dive in and find out! Also, quick recap of my trip to NYC and Easter Sunday!

Beauty Tips from a Non-Beauty Guru

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2018 23:40


Learn how to look younger and feel better about yourself in just a few easy steps. No I don't know how to contour or highlight, but I do know how to not look like a monster on most days of the week. No i'm not stunning, but find out how I make it through everyday without wanting to cry.

Disney Princess Problems

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2018 19:22


Disney gave me unrealistic expectations for my future husband. Is this why I'm going to be alone forever? My theory as to why I'm single and why I'm not willing to settle for less than Disney.

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