Loopholes on Life

This period of global unrest presents a great opportunity to reflect on the adversity humanity has faced and overcome before.  In this episode we also consider the horror the occasional Dental procedure and the ominous events which transpired, but often go unspoken, in the “childhood” classic Pinocchio.  Laughter is the best medicine.

This pod is like the first bite into crisp apple. Stan, Stitch, and yet another Stitch brother, Danny Boy, unwittingly discover the complexities surrounding the art of enjoying life’s simple things!

The creature initiates its taunt with a leap off the ground that could out-rival the height of a third grader’s smile. It latches its tiny arms around the 6-foot iron-rod with the ferocity of a concerned mother, then begins to scale. Its approach to humanity and gravity is one of defiance, as it navigates upward … Continue reading "#131 “Conquering Cat-sized Squirrels and the Ego!”"

Everyone has a dream… right? Whether you do or do not, there is now an agreed upon path on how to bring your dreams into reality! Discover the secret in a not-so-tricky acronym…um… D.R.E.A.M.! (D) Discover and Develop your dreams.(R) Remember them.(E) Energize them! Fuel that fire!(A) ACT ON THEM!(M) Measure your progress as you … Continue reading "#130 “Dreaming in Reality!”"

It’s a New Year and it’s GO time! Like clockwork, or more precisely, full-calendar-year-work, many of us are ‘ready-set-go’ to break old habits and start new trends… Here’s something powerful you might not consider as you are berated with countless inspirational articles and a handful of self-written notes: what was the VERY first trend? Here’s … Continue reading "#128 “A Sloth, a Snooki, and a Party of 3!”"

Think about the things you are passionate about and actively pursue. Now, think about the things you are passionate about yet make no time for at all.  Finally, think about the fleeting feeling you had as you considered each of those scenarios, and how infinitely different they were. Modern society seems to applaud the ‘busy … Continue reading "#129 “Lobby for Hobbies, and against Circumcision!”"

NO VACANCY!! The romance of a long weekend’s escape occupies the only room you had left in the anticipation apartment. As the days come marching in, your heart beat seems to synchronize with the rhythms of a Bourbon Street celebration.  You are prepared to depart for a family wedding in New Orleans and to arrive … Continue reading "#127 “Oh, When the STRESS Comes Marching In!”"

If you know this single word, power often follows.  As a verb? It describes actions in the future. As a noun? It defines what we leave behind. Whatever it is, whenever it exists, there IS always a way! Will power. Let’s discuss how to develop it if you don’t have it, and learn how to … Continue reading "#126 “Love Handles, Limos, and WILL POWER!”"

Wanna yield exponential growth and success? There’s a FREE tool available to us. The resource is everywhere. the everything is anywhere,and, hey, go pee! Reflection. Deflection. Deception. Perception! …..the mirror goes deep! It’s Stan, Stitch, and… San Fran local, west coaster, father of two, tech extraordinaire and brother of Stitch! Think of the mirror. reflect…then … Continue reading "#125 “The Mirror Goes Deep!”"

As the elation of free candy and sugar-highs fade, a bitter aftertaste of social confusion and fear ensues… Is there another holiday which conjures up a stronger emotional dichotomy than Halloween?! Conjure up the kid in you and unpack these memories with us, as Stitch’s son Jax (also famously known as “Steve”) joins his favorite … Continue reading "#SE01 “A Spooky Surprise!” a young kid’s breakdown of Halloween!"

Describe it for yourself!! Some are born, some are forged - all are chosen. It is time to unpack the characteristics of leadership, and question the integrity of the star naming system! 'GOTTA HEAR ITS'!“If constellations were amusement park rides, the Big Dipper would be Disney's Tea Cups!”“The qualities that make a born leader are also the ones they pay close attention to as a learned one. ” “Great leadership is not a destination, it's a decision to keep on becoming a better one for the rest of your life.”You, or someone you know!

You entrust them with your most treasured memories, Seek out their guidance when you're feeling lost, No matter how obscure the question; they'll provide answers. They know your interests, and share common ones. Kinda wild how we all became best friends with our cell phones, right?!? Maybe you called it...? Either way, connect with Stitch and Stan as they unravel the ONE device that we keep so close our other cells get jealous!! 'GOTTA HEAR ITS'!(1) "What is one fun use of the mobile device? I mean fun too, not like emergency contact information." [2] "The Weather app is fun! I like to know what's happening!" (1) "Not my definition of fun, but okay...""One time a phone is always safe to use -- and more efficient too...?When you're taking a dump! !"You, or someone you know!

Have you ever had a moment, so beautifully malleable, that today's outcomes seem to be yours to cast in the vastness of tomorrow's best potential possibilities?! Where society's rigor, for a moment, can be molded as seamlessly as a newborn can of Play-Doh? Where you can fearlessly face and relentlessly forge the future, with the requisite conviction of Plato? Where you can shape it, you can bend it, but you will never fold. For you can manipulate the clay-of-today with the certainty that tomorrow will bring nothing less than a hardened state of your original vision... Memorializing your craft, as if your acts were an everlasting statue gifted to the past... Forever capturing the greatness of the goodness in that single, beautifully malleable, moment. Have you had that moment? If so, give us a heads up next time!!! Because today Stan and Stitch simply attempted to play with some Play-Doh, which was then overtaken by Plato, who seemingly swayed Michelangelo to shape the possibilities into something far greater than either of us could have perceived! Friends, join our #RiseBeforeFall campaign... get something outta nothing and so, so much more!! 'GOTTA HEAR ITS'!"Sure, I'd want to live forever if I could keep my youth and health”… ..."I don't know man, vampires never seem too happy!" “He was taking the ‘do as I say, not as I do' approach to hot yoga? What a bastard!” “A smile is a million dollars in a world of nothingness”You, or, Someone You Know!

The Chivalrous Gentleman's Oath: For every chair too close, four hands to lift it. For every door left unopened, an “after you” to fix it. For every pathway too puddled, two jackets to bridge it. And if laughs are a present, may these gentlemen gift it! Join Stan and Stitch as they ‘tip their brow' to some of modern day's most chivalrous questions: “Is Chivalry dead? Where should it be resuscitated?” “Does Chivalry have a gender?” “What places will chivalry never exist?” ^^ plan accordingly friends! It's a trip… with standing room only. What's a gentleman to do?! 'GOTTA HEAR ITS'!" Nobody and I mean nobody, this day of age, is walking up to a puddle on the street and laying down their jacket for the lady to walk through.""Wait a second! If we're getting a couples massage and we're not podcasting, then what are we recording Stan?!"You, or, Someone You Know!

Have you doubted Luck, questioned Karma, or ended up Naked on the streets of New York? If you answered “yes” or “no” to any of the above, then you'll be glad your friends Stan and Stitch were here with you today!! Together we explore the art of DUMPSTER DIVING and the humility of super-star comparisons… Together we face a little about lotto, and a lot about luck! Owls vs. Ravens? Richard Dreyfuss vs. Justin Timberlake? The answers you know will help us grow! You're welcome in advance!

That deep cleansing breath you need, but just cannot seem to grasp. That malevolent slave master lynching your limbic system and paralyzing every muscle in your body, the very moment you need to make a move. The sadistic Oz behind the curtain of our every day struggles. Have you pondered the impact umbrellas, Sasquatch, and Indecision have on your life? Whether you have, or have not, listen to today's episode of LoopholesOnLife to discover the proven 3-step methodology for overcoming indecision! Otherwise, listen to today's episode to engage in the heated debate on other key decision points of your life – from the car to your bedroom. From The Notebook to Rambo. Leave the show knowing, with certainty, that Truffle Hunters, Scat Sniffers, and Sasquatch do indeed exist.

What is addiction? How do we overcome it? And what would inspire Stitch to lick a spider? Join two lifelong buddies as they seek answers to these physiological, psychological, and troubling questions, in the inaugural podcast of LoopholesOnLife with Stan & Stitch!