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http://LosTiteres.TV Following the popular meme, the snarky puppets of LosTiteres.TV regale you with the shit they say while shooting their webisode series. Puppeteers: Felix Pire, Russ Walko, Brian D. Clark, Jonathan Kidder, Nathan Danforth. Puppeteer Assistant, Fox Michaels.

Language not suitable for children & attitude not suitable for adults, puppet hobo & soothsayer "Naked Bob" returns to fortunetelling on the shores of South Beach, Miami. This time, the waves of the cosmos have him wander into actor-singer extraordinaire, Frank Lawson, who is excited to know about his future bedding women! ... More Naked Bob webisodes at: http://LosTiteres.TV

Created under the auspices of the New York Film Academy, (Universal/Warner Brothers Campus), "I Almost Married a Monster" is a short film parable about love and relationships, told through four questionable characters who act like monsters. TIP: The end credits are worth the wait! The film made its onscreen debut at Warner Brothers Studios... Written & Produced by Joshua Davis. Directed & Edited by Felix Pire. Monsters created by Russ Walko. Starring: Christopher Senger (Dave), Felix Pire (as Stan Monsterberg & Francine), Grant Baciocco (Flirty Cop), Fox Michaels (Guy at Bus Stop) & Eric Rossano (Young Cop), among others.

Señor Loro announces the new iPhone app for LosTiteres.TV!

Señor Loro, continues his never ending struggle to produce the only Latino Puppet Webisode series on the web! He's kicked it up a notch by putting together several webisodes and turning them into 1/2 hour episodes. Dig into this puppet goodness, you mind find a cheap telenovela or perhaps a marijuana plant that talks to you ~ either way, you're gonna get high on "ThePuppets.TV" in Spanish: "LosTiteres.TV"!

http://LosTiteres.TV 'Los Titeres' means 'The Puppets' in Spanish and now you can check out the Latino character-filled, new-fangled variety comedy series. They're 3rd world world puppets with a 6th grade education doing 8th grade comedy... Welcome to a new television station created online by Señor Loro, Fidel Castro's ex-pet parrot, now exiled in South Beach. Cobbled together with every last dime Señor Loro steals from the fountain at the mall, puppet characters that vary from a talking marijuana plant to a puppet telenovela populate this original comedy variety series. Grab a mojito, watch this -- y chillax!

http://LosTiteres.TV ; She's crass, she's got no class and she'll kiss your rich ass. It's not the U.S. Congress, it's Conchita's SHOUT OUT! This time with 3 times the bitchery! Conchita recounts why she loves Oprah, Hoo-lia Roberts and Tina Fey. Mostly, though, she loves herself.

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http://LosTiteres.TV When Señor Loro chirps his riotous opening monologue, plus you won't believe what comes out of the walls to complain! The LosTiteres.TV Studios are in dire need of Security, because if idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

Proudly overweight, chocolate company owning, prepubescent Schmedley Schparky's back on his own schow to schquelch rumors about his parents and discuss the latest Hot Schocolate Topics in the lives of his corporate logo peers: The Snuggle Bear and the Geico Gecko.

As the American soap opera dies off, the telenovela is thriving on Spanish television and now we bring you the titerenovela! We are bringing that unbridled joy to the web, mostly! In our second somewhat romantic webisode of the mildly anticipated next chapter in the love between Conchita & Ronaldo. This time, we find them both in the midst of high Latin drama: The postman is delivering to Conchita while Ronaldo is losing his marbles in the parking lot.

And now our LosTiteres.TV Telenovela in Spanish! ... La telenovela Latina es uno de los formatos mas populares del mundo. Ahora, nosotros de LosTiteres.TV, le traemos algo que nunca habia existido en el pasado. Una telenovela on titeres al estilo de los Muppets. Este es nuestro primer webisodio en Español, y deseamos tener muchos mas!... Que disfruten las locuras de Conchita recibiendo su paquete y a Ronaldo perdido en el parqueo.

LosTiteres.TV brings you a Holiday Song with all your favorite characters for the winter season. Fanatics who want to know the lyrics to our parody soing "Here Come the Holidays" can read below:SENOR LOROHere Come the Holidays, Here Come the HolidaysCash the checks, wrap giftsSCHMEDLEYMake amends with all your friendsIf you got mad or someone's pissedGATICASing this song, yes, sing along, Our greeting is holiday cheerThe only time we're generous Let's face it, it's this time of yearSCHMEDLEYHere Come the Holidays, Here Come the HolidaysEat and don't worry bout your hips, With Schmedley Schparky No Milarke, plus some Schocolate ShipsNAKED BOBNaked Bob is fortune reading For all the world to seeBut little does he know that The churches call it heresy!MARY JUANAHere Come the Holidays, Here Come the HolidaysIt's time to roll some dubeSENOR LOROListen friends maybe record a webisodeAnd slap it on YouTubeCONCHITAI know that the season will ; surely make everything alrightBut if I find out he's cheating on meI'll plug a cap in his ass tonightRONALDOHere Come the Holidays, Here Come the HolidaysWe're ready for a silent night...ALFONSOSeason's greetings to one and all, Isn't winter a wonderful sight?Even to cats and dogs and ratsAnd furry creatures that don't biteSENOR LOROSo let's give thanks to that Puppet God that Los Titeres see the light!Felicidadez y Goodnight!

He'll either teach you how to act for your favorite Telenovela, or he'll scare you the hell outta show business... Your choice. Award winning Latino acting guru explains the use of "Aggression" as an acting technique.

Once again we have to apologize for one of our kookier cast members. Whether legal or not, Mary Juana is one of those outlaw type characters that is completely out for herself. We are unsure if she's totally there or a bit baked every time she does a show. We'll be able to wager the latter. A terrific Guest Star, Frank Lawson, tries to keep a straight face. And Señor Loro is so dismayed, he's just waiting to exhale. Or maybe he's holding his breath on purpose?...

Conchita enjoys an after lunch "trist" with her handsome guest star, a bemused Vincent De Paul, a model/actor in the original John Waters musical HAIRSRAY and DREAMGIRLS! Conchita can't believe her HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL freakin' luck, when she finds out Vincent has added "modeling agent" to his list of impressive careers! Conchita can't help but end her "Chow" with a dramatic musical flourish! In her most astounding webisode yet, Conchita warbles her (soon to be) classic melody, "IT'S ALL AN ACT!"

Conchita's at it again, handing out back-handed compliments and talking about her favorite Latina ladies just in time for National Hispanic Heritage Month. Now, if she could only tell the difference between Longoria and other similar sounding names, her shout out could be construed as a compliment. As it stands, we just don't know... Let's face it, Conchita's a tickety-tack, tragic titere mess. [IMAGES by Sean Nadeau: Check him out at http://www.youtube.com/user/alcazarist.]

Queer, agreed, but Mr. Ratberg Boca Raton Gonzalez is one of the newest additions to the LosTiteres.TV family. Little did we know that not only was he openly grey, but also a lawyer! Now, with a plea to the American people, a puppet raises his voice to promote the legalization of grey marriage. For many years grey people have been held back from having the same rights as everyone else. This new viral infomercial video will reveal the benefits of grey marriage for a lawyer. Namely: Grey Divorce. (http://LosTiteres.TV)

Finally, today, on the 2nd part of the two-part premiere of the Schow: Schmedley lets Scrappy have his say! If your dog could say whatever he wanted about you -- you think he'd be nice? Well, Scrappy is the type of dog that only tells the truth! Controlling and sinister Schmedley better beware to whom he gives airtime! Oh, as yes, you will be sold more Schmedley Schparky Schocolates! Don't worry, Schmedley's jokes are 99.9% fat free.

Mortimer the Weasel, deeply voiced, concerned weasel who interviews famous holiday figures. This exciting episode: The Easter Bunny. Won a Peabody Award last year for his explosive documentary on the mating rituals of the New Guinea weasel, during the making of which, he was briefly arrested... Highly upper crust, probing, opinionated; Mortimer uncovers the bunny behind Easter with the finesse and buoyancy of the impetuous and perfectionist star personality he is... Enjoy the first time you meet the incomparable Mister Mortimer the Weasel and his first interviewee ever, The Inimitable... Easter Bunny.

California's Mary Juana hangs in the balance. Activist Mary Juana takes on his/her own political struggle. In line with many illegal immigrants, she/he argues she/he needs to be legalized and homegrown... We at LosTiteres.TV are not political, but we do support a plant's First Amendment rights and their right to choose. We have to take her/him seriously because like many of our politicians, he/she is also a puppet.

As a fervent user of Facebook with deft little fingers, Mortimer Weasel came across the postings for Bernice's 97th birthday, and while humans galore chimed into the chorus of well-wishers on the Puppeteers of America website, there was not one puppet! ~ Here to set it all right is a puppet weasel with dignity, Mortimer Weasel.

You thought Ronaldo and Conchita sucked? Or maybe you're not a fan of Mario the butterfly or our talking marijuana plant. It's a struggle for Señor Loro to find relevant and talented puppets for this show. Silly as you think it may be, the parrot takes it all very seriously.

Telenovelas have never seen a love this plastic! Puppet stars Conchita and Ronaldo, two Latinos from LosTiteres.TV debut their Spanish soap opera on the web. Watch as ; the music swells, their marriage crumbles and the tears flow!

Every great late night talk show slash variety show has an opening musical number, right?! LosTiteres.TV proudly presents our theme song, as warbled by one of our new cast members: Schmedley Schparky... Producer-Director-Editor: Felix Pire. Musical arrangement: Enrique Teves. Puppeteers: Brian Clark, Jonathan Kidder, Felix Pire, Russ Walko Actors: Brian Clark, Frank Lawson, Russ Walko. Schmedley Builder: Philip Hatter. Señor Loro Builder: Zach Bouchman. Special Thanks to Swazzle.com and ProjectPuppet.com...Music & Lyrics: Felix Pirehttp://www.lostiteres.tv

Alfonso has become the resident spokes person for "greyness" at LosTiteres.TV, and it's fitting given he's a lawyer. He's made this segment for all the "grey" kids out there who have to deal others who bully grey people. In an upbeat way, he shows you in the style of an old WB cartoon, that it does get better... It took him some time, but he finally found us here at LosTiteres.TV, and we're all one big happy family! Enjoy! For more info on his friend Randy Stone's organization check out this link: [http://www.thetrevorproject.org/]

Naked Bob is a dude, who although calm and cool on the surface, is highly insecure. He's one of those lovable misfits that wanders beaches telling people their fortunes and showing his schlong. Witness the latest offering from LosTiteres.TV, and get your future read by a man who knows the naked truth. Guest Stars: Susan Artigas & Eli Eagle.

LosTiteres.TV presents a new segment, with a prepubescent red headed boy named Schmedley Schparky who owns a chocolate company. Schmedley sells his variously favored chocolate bon bons, and hosts his show along with his pet dog, Scrappy.

Third world puppets with a fourth grade education doing sixth grade comedy. The outrageous Señor Loro, Fidel Castro's ex-parrot, brings you an adult variety show on the web! Meet the wacky characters of LosTiteres.TV, and then go and explore their full webisodes on the site. And be careful -- marijuana plants talk.