Radio Free Tote Bag

Yeehaw! Shit continues to be bad! We're going through it STILL but we have an oasis of good times here on the show and it's extra good on account of cartoonist, podcaster, creator of Swan Boy Branson Reese is here with us. We're talking board, we're talking stress, we're talking Branson's work, we're talking eels, and of course we're hearing an embarrassing dating story before getting into your questions: Moved to a new city, finding your queer and poly identity, but feeling intimidated and "not queer enough" | Trying to date while managing a chronic pain condition and mental illness | How to be as chaotic as Swan Boy? | Wet egg question | What can Swan Boy teach us about LOVE Thanks again to Branson for joining us! You can find him and his work on Twitter @bransonreese and on Insta @bransonofgod And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! This week Alex from Haus of Decline returns and we find an enclave of weird mid-2000s internet.

This week! Returning champion Vic Berger is back on the show! We're very excited, we catch up with Vic, and then talk a whole lot of mental health this episode because it seems like everyone is going through it right now. But that means we aren't alone! Sending good energy to all of ya, here's what we get into: Dealing with existential dread after dealing a pile of rough life events and newly single | How to support a pretty naive friend in their job hunt | How to deal with OCD spirals so you don't get stuck | Feeling weird about watching stereotypical vanilla cis straight porn | Wife keeps yelling X Games? Is that a thing from something? How to stop?? Thanks again to Vic for joining us we love him! Find him on Twitter and Instagram @VicBergerIV and hear him each week on Office Hours Live And thank you for tuning in! Support us on Patreon and get a bonus episode each week - this week LibraryPunk podcast joins us! Get access to that episode and 100+ more at patreon.com/rftb

It's db time! We're hyped this week to have Michael Hale from Your Kickstarter sucks joining us to answer your questions! And for some reason half of them involve cleaning? You'll see what I mean. Before that we talk hair disaster, hearing old episodes of your own show, and an embarassing dating story from Mike. And then it's question time: Partner hair clogging the hell out of the drain oh no | Where to start with 90 day fiance | Job causing panic attacks and massive depression but afraid to quit | How to bring up cleaning with partner without it starting a fight | What's the messiest someone's place could be before you wouldn't hook up with them | How are we so great? Thanks again to Mike for joining us, really just an extremely good dude. Follow him on Twitter @dogboner and listen to Your Kickstarter Sucks wherever ya find podcasts! And thank you for tuning in! Support us on Patreon and get a bonus episode each week - this week Mike also joins us on the bonus! Get access to that episode and 100+ more at patreon.com/rftb

Welcome one and all, it's this week's RFTB and we're joined by our Twitter friend @ohtazer! We're all sleeping badly this week (I'm still sleepy writing this) and so we talk about that and MORE and then questions: How to convey you have good politics on a dating app profile - or should you? | An update from the person with the shitty mom being shitty to their wife | How to tell a partner they're venting to you too much without hurting them | Friendship with ex is getting weird 20% of the time - how to make that stop Thanks again to Tazer for joining us! Follow her on Twitter @ohtazer And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like the RFTB Discord and stickers!

Time flies, holy smokes. Thanks for being with us for our fifth year! And so we're celebratin and we've got Kath Barbadoro back with us to help! And it's an extra special episode thanks to one of yall who suggested we read listener embarassing stories and boy howdy we got a bunch. Also a question! And an update cause Dono goofed with the highlighter! Thanks again to Kath for joining us, we love her and you should follow her on Twitter @kathbarbadoro and check out her podcasts! And if you're in Austin go see her like tonight when this is out, plus other dates on her Twitter. And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like Discord access and a sticker and our undying love.

Tragedy continues to strike in the Dono household but not on the show because we're very excited this week to be joined by Stefan and John from Blocked Party! We talk lube disaster, Canada, learning to drive at 33, and of course embarassing dating stories from our guests. Then? Your questions: Relationships always ending at the six month mark and feeling like it's because you're depressed | New partner has an 11yo who they haven't told the truth about their parentage - red flag? | Shibari comes up multiple times in the box now why could that be? | Oh no Star Wars erotica! Thanks again to Stefan and John for joining us this was such a great time! Follow them on Twitter @boring_as_heck and @cullenthecomic and find links to their shows, streams, and show dates! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as Discord access, a sticker, and of course our undying love.

Holy shit we're so excited to have Max from Eve 6 with us but the whole intro of the show is sabotaged by Donovan's cool VPN that they need to watch Love Island UK. But we disable that! We figure it out! And we get into a very good episode. We hear about Max's relationship history and an embarassing story from performing before we get into your questions: Question in a blender | Not jiving with a group you're making music with - how to know whether to smooth things over or leave | A follow-up from the listener who called their friend mid | Feeling like you're trans but feeling like you can't explore that until losing weight and working through general body dysphoria | Discussing working thru addictions Thanks again to Max for joining us! Follow him on Twitter @Eve6 for tour and music updates, links to his Buzzfeed column, and just some pro-tier tweeting And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Oh thank god you found us! We've been a mile underground and we're desperate for sunlight and happy to be free. And we've got returning champion Katie Rose Leon with us we're going KRL modeeee and so we're catching up, we're talking about depression, and Steely Dan. And then it's you're questions: Dating poly people as a mono person | KRL boyfriend voltron | Converting to judaism to get a big ass? | Communication issues in a new potential romance | Attachment style mismatch in an LDR and struggling to handle this | Trying to marry KRL | Sad breakup update but with personal work alongside it | How to be more physically attractive | A mean question that better be a bit Thanks again to Katie for joining us we love her so much! Listen to Ballin Out Super and follow her on Twitter @katierose And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

I'm sayin it up front: fantastic energy on this ep. 10/10 real good times cause we've got cartoonist and podcaster Beetle Moses with us! We've got a new sound drop, we've got a bullet vacuum, we've got bird talk, and we hear about a great dud of a date from Beetle. And of course, your questions: Friends say you're too mid for dating apps what to do? | BeetleJuice cancelled | Is Harris single? | Dommy mommy has become abusive | Bees as a gift with flowers? | Single by choice but how to deal with craving for attention | Beetle-Yolo romance? | Boyfriend may have been making up all his stories from high school Thanks to Harris for joining us! Follow him his comics are fantastic @beetlemoses on twitter and insta and all them things and listen to Cold Cuts wherever podcasts are. And thank you for tuning in! Hey get a bonus episode each week and support the show at patreon.com/rftb this week we've got Whack Nicholson back with us get in here!

Ok it's a scene tonight: Audrey is heartbroken, Dono has a rad ponytail, and we're joined by the one and one JUNIPER from Western Kabuki podcast and twitter shitposting fame. Also GOONERS! We discuss all of this, we hear a fantastic bad date story, and then we answer your questions: Have a date planned with a coworker but starting to think you're not into them | Bad twitter sex scene takes - what gives? | Feeling isolated post breakup and at a loss for what to do Thanks again to Juniper for joining us! Follow her on Twitter @JUNlPER and listen to the Western Kabuki gooning episode you simply must And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

That's right Audrey is out this week but our good friend Max Farber @farbsy is with us! We catch up, I realize I thought that Grease was Hairspray, and then questions: Navigating incestuous friend group drama. In Spokane! | Did we ever poop ourselves? | Funny or romantic valentine best? | Partner got ya a sweet gift, how to repay? | Recently ended LTR where you lived together - be alone or get out there? Thanks again to Max for cohosting this week, find him on Insta and TikTok @farbsy And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

It's a full crossover ep! We've got both Alex and Stephen from Haus of Decline with us this week which means it's gonna be a grand ol time. We catch up before hearing an incredible embarassing date story from Stephen. And then it's question time: Friend keeps getting nausea but refuses to take medication for it | Dad has an online girlfriend on facebook and it seems to be a genuine thing but you're concerned | Different types of dicks and their differences | Person with crippling fear of not finding a meaningful connection has crush on person with crippling fear of abandonment Thanks again to Alex and Stephen, you can find them and their work on Twitter @hausofdecline and @snapdeus And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like Discord access, stickers, and shoutouts!

Hello howdy we're very excited this week on account of we've got musician podcaster extraordinaire Howell Dawdy with us! We talk nicotine addiction and quitting, about Howell's show Fast Track, and then hear his embarassing dating story before getting into your questions: Who is The Boy?? | In a loving hetero relationship but feeling longing towards an old friend and thinking you may be bi | Love for both of our shows and a game show question | Top Tip Tips 2023 Thanks again for Howell for joining us, what a lovely guy! You can find him and links to his shows on Twitter @HowellDawdy And thank YOU for listening! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like stickers and the RFTB Discord wow!

Yeehaw buckaroos, from Twitter and Western Kabuki podcast - we've got the one and only @WhackNicholson with us! And we're stoked, we're chattin at the top - shared Newgrounds porno experience, a twin RFTB that sells meat apparently, and of course an embarassing relationship story. And then? You already know, it's your questions: Coworker might have overhead you say "I want to die" and a lil worried | A follow up on the person whose therapist set them up on a date with another patient | New relationship haunted by an insane ex - red flag city | A nice message from a listener :) Thanks again to Whack for joining us, follow him on Twitter @WhackNicholson and listen to Western Kabuki wherever podcasts are! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Gang I'm gone off that bucatini this week and so we're in riff city at the beginning and so luckily we've got comedian and onlyfans-er extraordanaire Megan Graves back with us! We talk albatross wings and wife horror, get a lovely update on Megan's dating life, and then hop into your questions: Have become part of an activity-based friend group but feeling left out from hangs outside the activity | Poly time management crisis - three relationships and only like three hours of sleep | How to get better at eating better and getting less fast food | A bdsm relationship that is clearly abusive so we give advice on escaping Thanks again to Megan for joining us! Find her and her stuff on Twitter @itsmegangraves and keep an eye out for tour dates! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Alina's endo surgery donation link - thank you for your support: https://gofund.me/36f0a0f1 Folks! We're extremely excited this week cause we've got host of Bizarre Beasts and SciShow Sarah Suta with us! We talk to Sarah about her extremely cool work, lasers, and a failed cave date ending in a small town road trip. Then! Questions! When and if to intervene when your friend is living in squalor and doesn't seem to care | Wanting to sleep separately from a partner but not sure how to communicate it without hurting them | An all new seize or salad - what to do when your mom is being shitty to your partner | If and how to ask a colleague to get together outside of work Thanks again to Sarah for joining us, she's rad and you should check out her shows on Youtube - Bizarre Beasts and SciShow! And you can follow her on Insta @sarah.suta And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

WOooooo ohhh yeaaa it's that liminal space between xmas and new years, we've got Deanna Machi from the The Worst Week Yet with us, and everyone is drunk except Dono who is stone cold bullshit sober. A classic dynamic! We discuss words for cold, hear a couple embarassing dating tales from Deanna, and then we answer exactly two questions lmao: In an LDR for 4 months after a long friendship and realizing the relationship ain't for you - how to end things | Fresh outta college, feeling bad about self-image, could lifting weights be the cure? Thanks to Deanna for joining us! Follow her on Twitter @ddddeanna she's great And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

It's that time of year again folks - we've got our dear friend Dylan with us, it's cold, and we're talkin santa and relationships. So grab a cup o nog and a yule log come with us it's Radio Free Tote Bag. A listener implores us to revisit animorphs | An update from LDR Aussie and they're getting married!! | A listener followup on forgetting about orders reveals some of us also have severe adhd | Have only had short relationships and feeling self conscious about it Thanks again to Dylan for joining us and thank you for listening! And happy holidays and all that jingle jangle. Listen to Santa and support the show at Patreon.com/RFTB

haha so I kept forgetting to post the episode because I had to watch School of Rock with Korla so sorry it's late! Donovan and Audrey embark on a quest to defeat their question backlog (unplanned) and answer your questions in this shamble to the finish line. The holidays are almost over folks. We're gonna make it!

Picture Audrey - she's blasting clouds, and we're appearing out of the clouds, and we've got Sandy Frizzle back with us this week! We talk smokin, the youths, parking lot sex, and more embarassing tales before getting into your questions! Here's what we've got: Getting into online sex work - is social media expertise a necessity? | Working 50 hours a week on top of taking care of a kid while your partner seems to be dropping the ball - how do you fix this? | What do we love about our jobs? | What's the appropriate way to message/interact with OF creators? Thanks again to Sandy for joining us, she's just great people! Follow her and find her stuff on Twitter @SandyFrizzle And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb plus instant access to over 100 episodes in the back log! What a steal!

Hoowee we are fighting the bad connection demons today folks which is very annoying cause we have a great first time guest, it's Violet Valentine! And so we're talking gaming up top, we're hearing a fantastic embarassing hookup story, before diving into an incredible question box this week, here's what we've got: VORE TOWER DEFENSE GAME vore tower defense game how to explain to partner? | How do you open up to your partner about severe depression? | A very nice message for all three of us :) | Afraid to date people who "have their shit together" cause you think you're not good enough | Co-ghosting! Is it a thing, is it bad, or is this just something normal? Thanks again to Violet for joining us, just a wonderful guest to chat with :) You can find her and links to her stuff on Twitter @slutpilled And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Folks, we're heading into Thanksgiving and we just moved and we're tired. So we're taking the week off for the main show and unlocking a modern classic, our talk with Jim E. Brown! Please enjoy!Follow Jim on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/artist/6DeLyy3rTPFUgp2jDnKBKR?si=vJF1rFh8SA2frI_5NcCakAListen to Audrey's Digimon podcast she does with her Partner, Korla!https://data-transfer.castos.com/

Welcome to RFTB where I have created the worst bit of all time bc we're both moving and our brains are broken. And yet, luckily, we have Tony Boswell with us this week to help us turn that bit into gold and answer your relationship Qs! Here's what we've got, and NOTE watch out for a trigger warning about halfway thru: Ass eating etiquette - should you clean your mouth? | Crush on a friend but other friend beat you to the ask-out punch and now they're together how to cope | How to get thru long distance in CANADA | A heavier question (TW) on intrusive violent thoughts | A listener is a bad influence on us You can find Tony on Twitter @wordisbond and his show @miniondeathcult And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Shh! Ha ha, just playin listener, it's a hilarious bit on account of we have Jay and Justin from Library Punk podcast with us! And we're havin a goofy ol time up from with two embarassing date stories before getting into your questions. Here's what we get into: Wanting to watch your favorite show with you're partner but they keep cracking jokes the whole time | Dennis follows up | Dating someone new, how to not overwhelm them! | Ending a relationship with someone who is dependent on you | Our bird mating dances revealed Thanks to Jay and Justin for joining us! You can find them and their show on Twitter @librarypunk And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Spooky szn is over! WELCOME TO HOLIDAY HELLLL jk we're having a great time cause we've got comedian Andie Basto with us in the RFTB Industries Studio! We talk large ceramic pumpkins and hear an embarassing dating story before getting to yalls questions here's what we get into: Wanting to get some unethical past actions off your chest | What's up with orchiectomy what's recovery like | How to kiss good | Queer and poly in the rural midwest - how to meet new partners Thanks again to Andie for joining us! Follow them on Twitter @AndieIsOnline and keep an eye out for live shows! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Welcome to AA! The hottest halloween and letter A themed game show on the web! And we've got special contestant Alex Ptak returning to the show to face off against Audrey in a battle for the A-ges. Place your bets, settle in, and also we answer questions like always: Feeling like the odd one out in the friend group after a spooky cabin trip | Is it weird for 27yo to be attracted to 35yo lady?? | How to date a skinwalker? | Trying to help your friend Dennis who's batting out on the apps cause it's getting annoying to hear him complain | Ever start a relationship with someone you only met online at first? Thanks again to Alex for joining us, an absolute treasure. Check out his many shows but especially his new program Quorators, investigating the queries on Quora.com And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Ok due to a mixup at the scheduling factory and also the "our personal lives" factory this ep got big delayed but goddamn it is worth the wait because what a banger. We have Aaron Thorpe back with us! We catch up on Aaron's dating life, Liz Truss, and nuclear annihilation before answering your listener questions: How to get into group sex with your partner? | Getting people to stop violating your personal space and boundaries | How to handle anxiety when it hits | How to sext without sounding corny or overdoing it? Does that even matter? | A listener tests some open mix material smh Thanks again to Aaron for joining us! Follow him on Twitter @borgposting and check out his writing and podcasts they're fantastic! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Just chill! Seems easy, but takes effort. Luckily for us and our question askers we've got relaxation expert Nate aka @Vrunt back in the studio with us! We catch up, talk partner cohabitation and couples' costumes, and then we answer your questions: How to relax in the face of a monolith of stress | A follow-up to the cumming too fast question - now it's the opposite problem! | Getting into being naked online? | Is it normal to feel like your partner is used to you? Thanks again to Nate for joining us, extremely good dude and an extremely good Twitter follow @Vrunt And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Howdy buckaroos we've got Maria Guido back with us this week and we're rip-roarin to answer your questions, check em out: How to better support your friends with mental health challenges | Encountering a penis for the first time, how to broach the subject of not being experienced without causing dysphoria | A listener skit Thanks again to Maria for joining us! Follow her on Twitter @Sandernista412 And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Whelp, that intro could've used a couple more test runs but what are ya gonna do? Welcome aboard gang, another week on the Tote Train and an extra special one on account of we have Alex from Haus of Decline joining us! And since Alex was on the bonus last time we gotta hit him with the classic embarassing dating stories ask before going completely off the rails and then hitting your questions, here's what we've got: Bit of a TW for suicide on this first one - we address a concerning message in the question box | A fat gay misanthrope - can you find love? | Audrey's go-to opening message for dating apps is apparently working for a listener | Catching feelings for a close friend | Venting about a recent ex who doesn't use soap (stinky) Thanks again to Alex for joining us! Find him, his work, and his show on Twitter @hausofdecline it's all extremely good and hey Dono's on a recent ep! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Squirt is pee apparently but honestly who cares. Oh hey I didn’t see you there! It’s RFTB, we’re reading some news at the top, and we’re stoked to have Aiden Arata back with us this week! We catch up with Aiden on her recent engagement before getting into your questions: Partner is being super weird that you, a NB person, are wearing a suit to a wedding | Bag-el or bay-gel and a ruse | Therapist has set you up with a friend - is this ethical? Is it weird? | Poly but a new partner is trying to demand all your time - how to navigate Thanks again to Aiden for joining us, truly one of our favorite people and we’re excited every time she’s on :) Follow her @AidenArata on Insta and Twitter for very good stuff And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

AHHHHH pardon the musical screaming I was having a bad time! Fully stood up by a therapist like an hour before this, we hate it. But we are stoked regardless because we're hanging out with Sophie and Frannie from Girls Like Us, returning champions and all around wonderful folks! And so we all talk bad therapy experiences before performing good therapy by way of answering your questions, here's what we've got: Advice for moving 1500 miles from home | New partner, things are going well, except that they want to check on their dang dog twice a week? | LIGHTNING ROUND | What color will we never dye our hair? | Workout albums | Compliment exchange? Thanks again to Sophie and Frannie for joining us, we love them and you should check out their pod and follow them on Twitter @GirlsLikeUsShow And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

You heard me right, I'm the Queen now! Save me or whatever! Welcome one and all and what a week to record this one. Luckily we've got Jake Flores back in the studio with us to discuss the fallen monarch, his dating life, and your questions! Here's what we get into: Trying to get a vanilla partner into some kinky shit that's important to you! | Should you go to a wedding when the bride is directly working to destroy the planet? | Feeling like you look like shit in every picture you're in | Do reddit hookup subs actually work? What even are they? Thanks again to Jake for joining us! Follow him on Twitter @feraljokes and keep an eye out for upcoming tour dates! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! This week it's a banger episode with Low Culture Boil's Amber Rollo so get in there!

Hoowee we're excited this week on account of we've got Alex Goldman of Reply All with us! We discuss Alex's feeling after the end of the show and loss in general. Then, your questions! We've inspired an LDR between listeners! But how to stay connected from afar without spending too much money? | Partner's got a oral fixation goin that's ending up with them spittin soggy cotton balls during sex | Sandwich artist inquiry | Does BF have a praise kink or is he just lookin for praise generally? | Partner only wants to talk about surface level stuff (or maybe there's another factor here) | Joyfriend? | How to fall back asleep Thanks again to Alex for joining us, you can follow him on Twitter @AGoldmund And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Howdy gang we're here, we're clear, we're recording a podcast with friend of da show Olive aka @old_lotion! And she's introducing the show, what is this upside down world? No it is merely the hub of good times known as Radio Free Tote Bag and it's an extra good time this week! We talk about dissociation, whether Dono should get a moped, and hear an embarassing dating story from Olive before getting into your questions: Worried about a casual relationship with someone in your friend circle | Can you date poly people as a non-poly person? | Wanting to adopt a cat but bf is allergic | A terrible cigaruse | Partner bailed during your manic episode but now claiming they want to come back now that you've recovered? (hate this) | How does Dono keep that ass huge?? Thanks again to Olive for joining us! Find her on Twitter @old_lotion she's great people! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like Discord access and stickers! Wow!

What's crackin' Tote Land!It's Audrey here with a special lil thing for your ears!Friend of the show, partner of the me, Korla and I have been cookin' up a new show called Data Transfer and I'm so excited to debut it on the RFTB Main Feed!It's a transfeminine reading of the Digimon Adventures anime, starting from the very beginning, which is where you are now! Look for weekly episodes over at data-transfer.castos.com in the future, but for right now you can listen to the first ten episodes!We're gay, we're trans, we're in love and we're gonna talk about what it looks like when Greymon fucks.

Big announcement week! Audrey is dropping a new podcast and Dono has two cats in need of adoption! DM us if you're near Chicago and want sweet cats! In other big news, we've got Amber Rollo from Low Culture Boil with us! We talk Love Island and FBoy Island with Amber before hearing an embarassing date story and Dono learns what a meetcute is. And then? Question time! Surrounded by friends who you love with partners who you don't love - is there anything to be done? | Partner quit drinking, getting back into it responsibly and you're supportive but anxious | Wedding venue cancel, MIL trying to guilt fiancee into making it an intl destination wedding | Finally feeling ready to date seriously again but having trouble navigating some hangups | Which Chapo is best love expert | A really lovely update from a really strong person Thanks so much again to Amber for joining us, she was absolutely wonderful! You should check out her show Low Culture Boil and follow her on Twitter @ambercrollo where you can find her live comedy dates! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb! Now thatsa meet-cute!

We were joined by Alex from Haus of Decline for a uproariously funny bonus episode. For instant access to this episode and over 80 more head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB

Return of the Sav! We're stoked to have our friend and very funny comedian Savannah White back with us! We catch up, discuss a job that might be some kind of front, and get some real good dating stories before answering your dang questions, here's what we get into: Feeling like you're in a queer-platonic relationship but the other half doesn't exactly agree | Sister has an extremely shitty transphobic husband | Fuck a fan challenge - real or fake? | Are you ghosting somebody? Does that even matter? Thanks again to Savannah for joining us! You can follow her on Insta @SavvyWhite and keep an eye out for show dates! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Dear listeners I come to you this week in brain pain. My beloved nicotine has been taken from me by the powers that be (my will to be healthier). And so I'm not the sharpest I've ever been but luckily we have Kumars Salehi with us again to help answer your questions! We catch up with Kumars and then we get into it: Long time partner does not wipe properly and it's causing some gnarly issues | Trying to get mom to stop smoking to no avail - let it go? | Followup on the "eating it from the front vs back" question | Audrey thirst post! | Self-deprecating humor question followup Thanks again to Kumars for joining us! Find him on Twitter @KumarsSalehi and check out his show Delete Your Account! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Yeehaw folks it's RFTB, we've got Dylan with us, and we've got a full ass question box this week. We chat, Dono tries to awaken, and then we hit a particularly full Q box: Sex dreams and their relationship to your sex life | Ever have to fake an orgasm while be-penised? | Partner has been clearly underwhelmed by sex but is claiming everything is fine | Relationship starts with good sex but anxiety starts building out of nowhere and ruins things | Bratty ass boyfriend Thanks again to Dylan for joining us, follow him on Twitter @itsprobablycrab And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

"My goats are dead!"For this bonus episode and more like it head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB $5/month gets you a bonus episode every week and access to our discord! We'd love to have you join us!

Kath Barbadoro joins us once again for a fun-filled party down!Is self-deprecating humor unsexy? WTF Do about annoying coworker? How do you deal with the sexual side effects of Lexapro and Adderall, as well as the sexual changes brought about by gender-affirming hormone replacement therapy? How do you eat it from the back if you think her butt is less-than-appetizing?Also, a listener follows up! We love a listener follow up!Thanks again to Kath for joining us, she's always a hoot. Follow her on Twitter @KathBarbadoro and find her lovely lovely podcasts therein!

Except it's super not! Liam Anderson was talking about his old Tinder bio! We're also joined by Liam's lovely partner Rin!A few listeners say really sweet things, Audrey does a Donovan impression, we examine a listener with a strange habit. Talk about concern trolling! Audrey almost nails a tongue twister, a listener wonders if they'll ever find love and we finally settle a long-standing Pennsylvania debate. Gastergastrizophilia! Thanks so much for tuning in! You can find Liam and Rin at the twitter links below @notliamanders0n @rinnie_tha_poohAs well as Liam's podcasts https://twitter.com/wtyppodhttps://twitter.com/lions_byhttps://twitter.com/tenklossespod You also hear more of us with less technical issues on this week's bonus episode at patreon.com/rftb

Patreon.com/RFTB for Bonus Episodes and bonus segments... Like this one!Big thanks to Rax King for joining us on this one!

Soggy July begins! We're goin ham with guests this week and first up, returning to the show, it's our friend Obsidian from The Bellowing Pines! We talk about beer ads, Audrey's poly goodtimes, and ask Sid how their dating life's going. And then? Questions. When will steampunk be cool again and also steampunk sex toys? | Feeling body conscious before going to the beach with friends | Are NBs hetero if they're not dating other NBs? | Wanting to get physically intimate with partner but working through trauma after a SA | Penis surgery complications fucking with sex life and that sucks | Kumars demands our stance on geese Thanks again to Sid for joining us! Check out their band The Bellowing Pines which you can follow on Insta @thebellowingpines and if you're in the Cinci area they've got shows coming up! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

Howdy gang, we've made it to the end of dry June, barely. We're angry, you're angry, but hopefully we're putting some decent energy out there. Tl;dr fuck the entire supreme court. So we talk about that a bit and also Lifehouse for some reason. And then it's the question box plus some reddit questions this week, here's what we get into: Having trouble with feeling shame when you can't make your partner cum every time | Mid sex, new partner asks your mom's name?? | FF14 explanation | Feeling brutally isolated while surrounded by people | Hookup left you a hand-blown glass buttplug as a gift | Extreme insecurity over your height while already in what seems to be a good relationship | A MAIN FEED QUIZ SWARM Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! That's Patreon.com/rftb

Dear god Beach Dono is out in force, Audrey's runnin high on that hotness, and we're both ready to answer some mf questions. We talkin clubbing, gender, and goddamn sea specimens before hitting that question trawler, here's what we get into: Working thru your sexuality after being raised in the LDS church | SOME SMALL PENIS LOVE | Asked somebody out but they're super sarcastic and not sure where they stand | Grunge Dad returns with an update! | What's our favorite fossil critters (you know we're goin off on this one) Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/RFTB as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! Plus we've got some great guests coming up and 80 episodes in the backlog now what could be better than that?

Hola! Dono is back at last, jetlagged as hell, and Audrey is sick but we're ready to get back in the pod saddle cause we've got questions to answer! We chat about travelling and how we been doin before hitting the ol question caja and here's what we get into: Two weeks after sudden dumping and still feeling like shit | A fan in Sweden is having trouble making friends due to social anxiety | FUPA causing cond problems! | Partner wants to get into CBT but worried about their trauma from past physical abuse | A goddamn FFXIV ad?? | Ex getting into shape and it's making you feel insecure | A wild FMK Thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week plus like 80 backlog episodes? Head on over to Patreon.com/rftb

Greetings, Totebaggers!Donovan is not here, but we've got James Asher from That Thing with James!We tangent so fkn hard for so fkn long, then we discuss differing speeds of emotional development, a very sweet listener follow up and a relationship with libido issues.You can listen to James' show here!https://www.youtube.com/user/jimjack87 You can subscribe to our patreon here!https://www.patreon.com/rftb

I regret to inform you that it's Tooth Time. Also we talk about crows! And then CONTROVERSY in the question box?? Here's what we get into: Someone thought our dear friend Daddy was too harsh to long texters | Having trouble getting aroused at all by vanilla sex while new to the whole sex thing | Guy Fieri cunnilingus controversy | Bringing a lil gift to a first in person date after talking for a couple weeks - hot or not? | In need of tucking advice! | How to JO in a shared bathroom without leaving evidence And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!