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    #240 Dogmatic About Jazz feat. Haus of Decline

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2023 66:58


    It's a full crossover ep! We've got both Alex and Stephen from Haus of Decline with us this week which means it's gonna be a grand ol time. We catch up before hearing an incredible embarassing date story from Stephen. And then it's question time: Friend keeps getting nausea but refuses to take medication for it | Dad has an online girlfriend on facebook and it seems to be a genuine thing but you're concerned | Different types of dicks and their differences | Person with crippling fear of not finding a meaningful connection has crush on person with crippling fear of abandonment Thanks again to Alex and Stephen, you can find them and their work on Twitter @hausofdecline and @snapdeus And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like Discord access, stickers, and shoutouts!

    #239 Breaking Up On The First Date feat. Howell Dawdy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 68:18


    Hello howdy we're very excited this week on account of we've got musician podcaster extraordinaire Howell Dawdy with us! We talk nicotine addiction and quitting, about Howell's show Fast Track, and then hear his embarassing dating story before getting into your questions: Who is The Boy?? | In a loving hetero relationship but feeling longing towards an old friend and thinking you may be bi | Love for both of our shows and a game show question | Top Tip Tips 2023 Thanks again for Howell for joining us, what a lovely guy! You can find him and links to his shows on Twitter @HowellDawdy And thank YOU for listening! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like stickers and the RFTB Discord wow!

    #238 We Were Talkin About Meat! feat. Whack Nicholson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2023 66:41


    Yeehaw buckaroos, from Twitter and Western Kabuki podcast - we've got the one and only @WhackNicholson with us! And we're stoked, we're chattin at the top - shared Newgrounds porno experience, a twin RFTB that sells meat apparently, and of course an embarassing relationship story. And then? You already know, it's your questions: Coworker might have overhead you say "I want to die" and a lil worried | A follow up on the person whose therapist set them up on a date with another patient | New relationship haunted by an insane ex - red flag city | A nice message from a listener :) Thanks again to Whack for joining us, follow him on Twitter @WhackNicholson and listen to Western Kabuki wherever podcasts are! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #237 Albatross Wife feat. Megan Graves

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 66:50


    Gang I'm gone off that bucatini this week and so we're in riff city at the beginning and so luckily we've got comedian and onlyfans-er extraordanaire Megan Graves back with us! We talk albatross wings and wife horror, get a lovely update on Megan's dating life, and then hop into your questions: Have become part of an activity-based friend group but feeling left out from hangs outside the activity | Poly time management crisis - three relationships and only like three hours of sleep | How to get better at eating better and getting less fast food | A bdsm relationship that is clearly abusive so we give advice on escaping Thanks again to Megan for joining us! Find her and her stuff on Twitter @itsmegangraves and keep an eye out for tour dates! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #236 Road Trip To Nowhere feat. Sarah Suta

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 65:43


    Alina's endo surgery donation link - thank you for your support: https://gofund.me/36f0a0f1 Folks! We're extremely excited this week cause we've got host of Bizarre Beasts and SciShow Sarah Suta with us! We talk to Sarah about her extremely cool work, lasers, and a failed cave date ending in a small town road trip. Then! Questions! When and if to intervene when your friend is living in squalor and doesn't seem to care | Wanting to sleep separately from a partner but not sure how to communicate it without hurting them | An all new seize or salad - what to do when your mom is being shitty to your partner | If and how to ask a colleague to get together outside of work Thanks again to Sarah for joining us, she's rad and you should check out her shows on Youtube - Bizarre Beasts and SciShow! And you can follow her on Insta @sarah.suta And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #235 Dads Of Our Dudes Of Our Dad's Lives feat. Deanna Machi

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2022 75:15


    WOooooo ohhh yeaaa it's that liminal space between xmas and new years, we've got Deanna Machi from the The Worst Week Yet with us, and everyone is drunk except Dono who is stone cold bullshit sober. A classic dynamic! We discuss words for cold, hear a couple embarassing dating tales from Deanna, and then we answer exactly two questions lmao: In an LDR for 4 months after a long friendship and realizing the relationship ain't for you - how to end things | Fresh outta college, feeling bad about self-image, could lifting weights be the cure? Thanks to Deanna for joining us! Follow her on Twitter @ddddeanna she's great And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #234 Hollandaise Special 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2022 64:33


    It's that time of year again folks - we've got our dear friend Dylan with us, it's cold, and we're talkin santa and relationships. So grab a cup o nog and a yule log come with us it's Radio Free Tote Bag. A listener implores us to revisit animorphs | An update from LDR Aussie and they're getting married!! | A listener followup on forgetting about orders reveals some of us also have severe adhd | Have only had short relationships and feeling self conscious about it Thanks again to Dylan for joining us and thank you for listening! And happy holidays and all that jingle jangle. Listen to Santa and support the show at Patreon.com/RFTB

    *BONUS EPISODE* Donovan and Audrey are sick and delirious and it gets unhinged

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 69:45


    haha so I kept forgetting to post the episode because I had to watch School of Rock with Korla so sorry it's late! Donovan and Audrey embark on a quest to defeat their question backlog (unplanned) and answer your questions in this shamble to the finish line. The holidays are almost over folks. We're gonna make it!

    #232 Sputtering and Puttering feat. Sandy Frizzle

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 73:39


    Picture Audrey - she's blasting clouds, and we're appearing out of the clouds, and we've got Sandy Frizzle back with us this week! We talk smokin, the youths, parking lot sex, and more embarassing tales before getting into your questions! Here's what we've got: Getting into online sex work - is social media expertise a necessity? | Working 50 hours a week on top of taking care of a kid while your partner seems to be dropping the ball - how do you fix this? | What do we love about our jobs? | What's the appropriate way to message/interact with OF creators? Thanks again to Sandy for joining us, she's just great people! Follow her and find her stuff on Twitter @SandyFrizzle And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb plus instant access to over 100 episodes in the back log! What a steal!

    #231 Vore Tower Defense feat. Violet Valentine

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 67:07


    Hoowee we are fighting the bad connection demons today folks which is very annoying cause we have a great first time guest, it's Violet Valentine! And so we're talking gaming up top, we're hearing a fantastic embarassing hookup story, before diving into an incredible question box this week, here's what we've got: VORE TOWER DEFENSE GAME vore tower defense game how to explain to partner? | How do you open up to your partner about severe depression? | A very nice message for all three of us :) | Afraid to date people who "have their shit together" cause you think you're not good enough | Co-ghosting! Is it a thing, is it bad, or is this just something normal? Thanks again to Violet for joining us, just a wonderful guest to chat with :) You can find her and links to her stuff on Twitter @slutpilled And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    After Dark #99 Toothsome Terror feat. Jim E. Brown UNLOCKED

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 63:44


    Folks, we're heading into Thanksgiving and we just moved and we're tired. So we're taking the week off for the main show and unlocking a modern classic, our talk with Jim E. Brown! Please enjoy!Follow Jim on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/artist/6DeLyy3rTPFUgp2jDnKBKR?si=vJF1rFh8SA2frI_5NcCakAListen to Audrey's Digimon podcast she does with her Partner, Korla!https://data-transfer.castos.com/

    #230 Cs Or Salad? feat. Tony Boswell

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 78:52


    Welcome to RFTB where I have created the worst bit of all time bc we're both moving and our brains are broken. And yet, luckily, we have Tony Boswell with us this week to help us turn that bit into gold and answer your relationship Qs! Here's what we've got, and NOTE watch out for a trigger warning about halfway thru: Ass eating etiquette - should you clean your mouth? | Crush on a friend but other friend beat you to the ask-out punch and now they're together how to cope | How to get thru long distance in CANADA | A heavier question (TW) on intrusive violent thoughts | A listener is a bad influence on us You can find Tony on Twitter @wordisbond and his show @miniondeathcult And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #229 Furtive Lobby Handy feat. Library Punk

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 68:24


    Shh! Ha ha, just playin listener, it's a hilarious bit on account of we have Jay and Justin from Library Punk podcast with us! And we're havin a goofy ol time up from with two embarassing date stories before getting into your questions. Here's what we get into: Wanting to watch your favorite show with you're partner but they keep cracking jokes the whole time | Dennis follows up | Dating someone new, how to not overwhelm them! | Ending a relationship with someone who is dependent on you | Our bird mating dances revealed Thanks to Jay and Justin for joining us! You can find them and their show on Twitter @librarypunk And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #228 Kiss Feedback Box feat. Andie Basto

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022 64:44


    Spooky szn is over! WELCOME TO HOLIDAY HELLLL jk we're having a great time cause we've got comedian Andie Basto with us in the RFTB Industries Studio! We talk large ceramic pumpkins and hear an embarassing dating story before getting to yalls questions here's what we get into: Wanting to get some unethical past actions off your chest | What's up with orchiectomy what's recovery like | How to kiss good | Queer and poly in the rural midwest - how to meet new partners Thanks again to Andie for joining us! Follow them on Twitter @AndieIsOnline and keep an eye out for live shows! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #227 Creating A Mash Together feat. Alex Ptak

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 63:08


    Welcome to AA! The hottest halloween and letter A themed game show on the web! And we've got special contestant Alex Ptak returning to the show to face off against Audrey in a battle for the A-ges. Place your bets, settle in, and also we answer questions like always: Feeling like the odd one out in the friend group after a spooky cabin trip | Is it weird for 27yo to be attracted to 35yo lady?? | How to date a skinwalker? | Trying to help your friend Dennis who's batting out on the apps cause it's getting annoying to hear him complain | Ever start a relationship with someone you only met online at first? Thanks again to Alex for joining us, an absolute treasure. Check out his many shows but especially his new program Quorators, investigating the queries on Quora.com And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #226 If My Dom Tells Me To Drop The Bombs feat. Aaron Thorpe

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2022 72:50


    Ok due to a mixup at the scheduling factory and also the "our personal lives" factory this ep got big delayed but goddamn it is worth the wait because what a banger. We have Aaron Thorpe back with us! We catch up on Aaron's dating life, Liz Truss, and nuclear annihilation before answering your listener questions: How to get into group sex with your partner? | Getting people to stop violating your personal space and boundaries | How to handle anxiety when it hits | How to sext without sounding corny or overdoing it? Does that even matter? | A listener tests some open mix material smh Thanks again to Aaron for joining us! Follow him on Twitter @borgposting and check out his writing and podcasts they're fantastic! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #225 Professional Relaxer feat. Vrunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 59:14


    Just chill! Seems easy, but takes effort. Luckily for us and our question askers we've got relaxation expert Nate aka @Vrunt back in the studio with us! We catch up, talk partner cohabitation and couples' costumes, and then we answer your questions: How to relax in the face of a monolith of stress | A follow-up to the cumming too fast question - now it's the opposite problem! | Getting into being naked online? | Is it normal to feel like your partner is used to you? Thanks again to Nate for joining us, extremely good dude and an extremely good Twitter follow @Vrunt And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #224 Lol Idk feat. Maria

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 67:06


    Howdy buckaroos we've got Maria Guido back with us this week and we're rip-roarin to answer your questions, check em out: How to better support your friends with mental health challenges | Encountering a penis for the first time, how to broach the subject of not being experienced without causing dysphoria | A listener skit Thanks again to Maria for joining us! Follow her on Twitter @Sandernista412 And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #223 Grill And Chill Erasure feat. Haus of Decline

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 67:29


    Whelp, that intro could've used a couple more test runs but what are ya gonna do? Welcome aboard gang, another week on the Tote Train and an extra special one on account of we have Alex from Haus of Decline joining us! And since Alex was on the bonus last time we gotta hit him with the classic embarassing dating stories ask before going completely off the rails and then hitting your questions, here's what we've got: Bit of a TW for suicide on this first one - we address a concerning message in the question box | A fat gay misanthrope - can you find love? | Audrey's go-to opening message for dating apps is apparently working for a listener | Catching feelings for a close friend | Venting about a recent ex who doesn't use soap (stinky) Thanks again to Alex for joining us! Find him, his work, and his show on Twitter @hausofdecline it's all extremely good and hey Dono's on a recent ep! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #222 Protect Your Mattress, Protect Your Heart feat. Aiden Arata

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 65:17


    Squirt is pee apparently but honestly who cares. Oh hey I didn’t see you there! It’s RFTB, we’re reading some news at the top, and we’re stoked to have Aiden Arata back with us this week! We catch up with Aiden on her recent engagement before getting into your questions: Partner is being super weird that you, a NB person, are wearing a suit to a wedding | Bag-el or bay-gel and a ruse | Therapist has set you up with a friend - is this ethical? Is it weird? | Poly but a new partner is trying to demand all your time - how to navigate Thanks again to Aiden for joining us, truly one of our favorite people and we’re excited every time she’s on :) Follow her @AidenArata on Insta and Twitter for very good stuff And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #221 Stood Up By My Therapist feat. Girls Like Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 68:08


    AHHHHH pardon the musical screaming I was having a bad time! Fully stood up by a therapist like an hour before this, we hate it. But we are stoked regardless because we're hanging out with Sophie and Frannie from Girls Like Us, returning champions and all around wonderful folks! And so we all talk bad therapy experiences before performing good therapy by way of answering your questions, here's what we've got: Advice for moving 1500 miles from home | New partner, things are going well, except that they want to check on their dang dog twice a week? | LIGHTNING ROUND | What color will we never dye our hair? | Workout albums | Compliment exchange? Thanks again to Sophie and Frannie for joining us, we love them and you should check out their pod and follow them on Twitter @GirlsLikeUsShow And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #220 Queen Dono feat. Jake Flores

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 66:08


    You heard me right, I'm the Queen now! Save me or whatever! Welcome one and all and what a week to record this one. Luckily we've got Jake Flores back in the studio with us to discuss the fallen monarch, his dating life, and your questions! Here's what we get into: Trying to get a vanilla partner into some kinky shit that's important to you! | Should you go to a wedding when the bride is directly working to destroy the planet? | Feeling like you look like shit in every picture you're in | Do reddit hookup subs actually work? What even are they? Thanks again to Jake for joining us! Follow him on Twitter @feraljokes and keep an eye out for upcoming tour dates! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! This week it's a banger episode with Low Culture Boil's Amber Rollo so get in there!

    #219 Cotton Ball Spittin feat. Alex Goldman

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 65:32


    Hoowee we're excited this week on account of we've got Alex Goldman of Reply All with us! We discuss Alex's feeling after the end of the show and loss in general. Then, your questions! We've inspired an LDR between listeners! But how to stay connected from afar without spending too much money? | Partner's got a oral fixation goin that's ending up with them spittin soggy cotton balls during sex | Sandwich artist inquiry | Does BF have a praise kink or is he just lookin for praise generally? | Partner only wants to talk about surface level stuff (or maybe there's another factor here) | Joyfriend? | How to fall back asleep Thanks again to Alex for joining us, you can follow him on Twitter @AGoldmund And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #218 Dongle Drama feat. Olive @old_lotion

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 67:57


    Howdy gang we're here, we're clear, we're recording a podcast with friend of da show Olive aka @old_lotion! And she's introducing the show, what is this upside down world? No it is merely the hub of good times known as Radio Free Tote Bag and it's an extra good time this week! We talk about dissociation, whether Dono should get a moped, and hear an embarassing dating story from Olive before getting into your questions: Worried about a casual relationship with someone in your friend circle | Can you date poly people as a non-poly person? | Wanting to adopt a cat but bf is allergic | A terrible cigaruse | Partner bailed during your manic episode but now claiming they want to come back now that you've recovered? (hate this) | How does Dono keep that ass huge?? Thanks again to Olive for joining us! Find her on Twitter @old_lotion she's great people! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like Discord access and stickers! Wow!

    *BONUS EPISODE* Data Transfer Premiere!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 37:27


    What's crackin' Tote Land!It's Audrey here with a special lil thing for your ears!Friend of the show, partner of the me, Korla and I have been cookin' up a new show called Data Transfer and I'm so excited to debut it on the RFTB Main Feed!It's a transfeminine reading of the Digimon Adventures anime, starting from the very beginning, which is where you are now! Look for weekly episodes over at data-transfer.castos.com in the future, but for right now you can listen to the first ten episodes!We're gay, we're trans, we're in love and we're gonna talk about what it looks like when Greymon fucks.

    #217 In Limbro feat. Amber Rollo

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 66:05


    Big announcement week! Audrey is dropping a new podcast and Dono has two cats in need of adoption! DM us if you're near Chicago and want sweet cats! In other big news, we've got Amber Rollo from Low Culture Boil with us! We talk Love Island and FBoy Island with Amber before hearing an embarassing date story and Dono learns what a meetcute is. And then? Question time! Surrounded by friends who you love with partners who you don't love - is there anything to be done? | Partner quit drinking, getting back into it responsibly and you're supportive but anxious | Wedding venue cancel, MIL trying to guilt fiancee into making it an intl destination wedding | Finally feeling ready to date seriously again but having trouble navigating some hangups | Which Chapo is best love expert | A really lovely update from a really strong person Thanks so much again to Amber for joining us, she was absolutely wonderful! You should check out her show Low Culture Boil and follow her on Twitter @ambercrollo where you can find her live comedy dates! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb! Now thatsa meet-cute!

    After Dark #88 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2022 5:02


    We were joined by Alex from Haus of Decline for a uproariously funny bonus episode. For instant access to this episode and over 80 more head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB

    #216 Dates Are Like Pastures feat. Savannah White

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 65:20


    Return of the Sav! We're stoked to have our friend and very funny comedian Savannah White back with us! We catch up, discuss a job that might be some kind of front, and get some real good dating stories before answering your dang questions, here's what we get into: Feeling like you're in a queer-platonic relationship but the other half doesn't exactly agree | Sister has an extremely shitty transphobic husband | Fuck a fan challenge - real or fake? | Are you ghosting somebody? Does that even matter? Thanks again to Savannah for joining us! You can follow her on Insta @SavvyWhite and keep an eye out for show dates! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #215 No Nicotine Naugust feat. Kumars Salehi

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 68:18


    Dear listeners I come to you this week in brain pain. My beloved nicotine has been taken from me by the powers that be (my will to be healthier). And so I'm not the sharpest I've ever been but luckily we have Kumars Salehi with us again to help answer your questions! We catch up with Kumars and then we get into it: Long time partner does not wipe properly and it's causing some gnarly issues | Trying to get mom to stop smoking to no avail - let it go? | Followup on the "eating it from the front vs back" question | Audrey thirst post! | Self-deprecating humor question followup Thanks again to Kumars for joining us! Find him on Twitter @KumarsSalehi and check out his show Delete Your Account! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #214 For All The Mormons In The Audience feat. Daddy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 62:31


    Yeehaw folks it's RFTB, we've got Dylan with us, and we've got a full ass question box this week. We chat, Dono tries to awaken, and then we hit a particularly full Q box: Sex dreams and their relationship to your sex life | Ever have to fake an orgasm while be-penised? | Partner has been clearly underwhelmed by sex but is claiming everything is fine | Relationship starts with good sex but anxiety starts building out of nowhere and ruins things | Bratty ass boyfriend Thanks again to Dylan for joining us, follow him on Twitter @itsprobablycrab And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

    After Dark 86 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 6:07


    "My goats are dead!"For this bonus episode and more like it head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB $5/month gets you a bonus episode every week and access to our discord! We'd love to have you join us!

    #213 My Snout Is Directly In Your Butt feat. Kath Barbadoro

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 64:31


    Kath Barbadoro joins us once again for a fun-filled party down!Is self-deprecating humor unsexy? WTF Do about annoying coworker? How do you deal with the sexual side effects of Lexapro and Adderall, as well as the sexual changes brought about by gender-affirming hormone replacement therapy? How do you eat it from the back if you think her butt is less-than-appetizing?Also, a listener follows up! We love a listener follow up!Thanks again to Kath for joining us, she's always a hoot. Follow her on Twitter @KathBarbadoro and find her lovely lovely podcasts therein!

    #212 A Badly Edited Collage of Disappointment feat. Liam Anderson and Rin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 68:37


    Except it's super not! Liam Anderson was talking about his old Tinder bio! We're also joined by Liam's lovely partner Rin!A few listeners say really sweet things, Audrey does a Donovan impression, we examine a listener with a strange habit. Talk about concern trolling! Audrey almost nails a tongue twister, a listener wonders if they'll ever find love and we finally settle a long-standing Pennsylvania debate. Gastergastrizophilia! Thanks so much for tuning in! You can find Liam and Rin at the twitter links below @notliamanders0n @rinnie_tha_poohAs well as Liam's podcasts https://twitter.com/wtyppodhttps://twitter.com/lions_byhttps://twitter.com/tenklossespod You also hear more of us with less technical issues on this week's bonus episode at patreon.com/rftb

    After Dark #83 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 5:02


    Patreon.com/RFTB for Bonus Episodes and bonus segments... Like this one!Big thanks to Rax King for joining us on this one!

    #211 What's Your Bird Beef? feat. Obsidian from The Bellowing Pines

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 66:41


    Soggy July begins! We're goin ham with guests this week and first up, returning to the show, it's our friend Obsidian from The Bellowing Pines! We talk about beer ads, Audrey's poly goodtimes, and ask Sid how their dating life's going. And then? Questions. When will steampunk be cool again and also steampunk sex toys? | Feeling body conscious before going to the beach with friends | Are NBs hetero if they're not dating other NBs? | Wanting to get physically intimate with partner but working through trauma after a SA | Penis surgery complications fucking with sex life and that sucks | Kumars demands our stance on geese Thanks again to Sid for joining us! Check out their band The Bellowing Pines which you can follow on Insta @thebellowingpines and if you're in the Cinci area they've got shows coming up! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

    #210 You Don't Know Lifehouse??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 65:12


    Howdy gang, we've made it to the end of dry June, barely. We're angry, you're angry, but hopefully we're putting some decent energy out there. Tl;dr fuck the entire supreme court. So we talk about that a bit and also Lifehouse for some reason. And then it's the question box plus some reddit questions this week, here's what we get into: Having trouble with feeling shame when you can't make your partner cum every time | Mid sex, new partner asks your mom's name?? | FF14 explanation | Feeling brutally isolated while surrounded by people | Hookup left you a hand-blown glass buttplug as a gift | Extreme insecurity over your height while already in what seems to be a good relationship | A MAIN FEED QUIZ SWARM Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! That's Patreon.com/rftb

    #209 SEA SPECIMENS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 67:07


    Dear god Beach Dono is out in force, Audrey's runnin high on that hotness, and we're both ready to answer some mf questions. We talkin clubbing, gender, and goddamn sea specimens before hitting that question trawler, here's what we get into: Working thru your sexuality after being raised in the LDS church | SOME SMALL PENIS LOVE | Asked somebody out but they're super sarcastic and not sure where they stand | Grunge Dad returns with an update! | What's our favorite fossil critters (you know we're goin off on this one) Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/RFTB as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! Plus we've got some great guests coming up and 80 episodes in the backlog now what could be better than that?

    #208 Cranchies From The Barth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 63:53


    Hola! Dono is back at last, jetlagged as hell, and Audrey is sick but we're ready to get back in the pod saddle cause we've got questions to answer! We chat about travelling and how we been doin before hitting the ol question caja and here's what we get into: Two weeks after sudden dumping and still feeling like shit | A fan in Sweden is having trouble making friends due to social anxiety | FUPA causing cond problems! | Partner wants to get into CBT but worried about their trauma from past physical abuse | A goddamn FFXIV ad?? | Ex getting into shape and it's making you feel insecure | A wild FMK Thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week plus like 80 backlog episodes? Head on over to Patreon.com/rftb

    #207 Morbgasm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 63:07


    Greetings, Totebaggers!Donovan is not here, but we've got James Asher from That Thing with James!We tangent so fkn hard for so fkn long, then we discuss differing speeds of emotional development, a very sweet listener follow up and a relationship with libido issues.You can listen to James' show here!https://www.youtube.com/user/jimjack87 You can subscribe to our patreon here!https://www.patreon.com/rftb

    #206 Not In The Mood For Dental Surgery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 65:03


    I regret to inform you that it's Tooth Time. Also we talk about crows! And then CONTROVERSY in the question box?? Here's what we get into: Someone thought our dear friend Daddy was too harsh to long texters | Having trouble getting aroused at all by vanilla sex while new to the whole sex thing | Guy Fieri cunnilingus controversy | Bringing a lil gift to a first in person date after talking for a couple weeks - hot or not? | In need of tucking advice! | How to JO in a shared bathroom without leaving evidence And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #205 Occasional Woo feat. Daddy and Garrett

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 68:02


    Uh oh! Due to a mixup at the listener factory the question box is off the goddamn rails this week. And I was already comin in hot with the return of Embrace Debate! So this is a wild one folks, but luckily we've got our good friends and returning guests Dylan and Garrett Geilenfeldt to help us weather the storm. Here's what we get into: Will yourself to "no horny" | If the US balkanized, which regional celeb would be worst | Mixing fuckin n fooding | Apparently Guy Fieri needs cunnilingus advice | How do eels reproduce??? | Making friends online when you have dyslexia and struggle with text communication | We reiterate we are not capital G Gamers! | Too terrified to make the first move Thanks again to Garrett and Dylan for joining us again! You can find Dylan on Twitter @ItsProbablyCrab and find Garrett and the Black Box Theater @daytonblackbox And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb do it! Quick!!

    #204 It's Good To Own Frogs feat. Kennedy Cooper

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2022 66:03


    Ribbit ribbit gang! We're feelin amphibious this week on account of we've got FROG OWNER (and also podcaster) Kennedy Cooper with us! And so we have some frog chat before Kennedy tells us a truly chaotic embarassing dating story and then we get to ya questions: Getting past small aggravations that are turning you off of pretty much all potential dates | An update on getting past a sexual anxiety | Trying to get your kid into grunge but it is NOT working | Stressing about dating a woman who's a few years older | Decrees from the Themporer Thanks again to Kennedy for joining us! You can follow them and find their stuff on Twitter @kennedytcooper And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week and access to all 75 previous eps at Patreon.com/RFTB wow what a steal!

    #203 Tempted By The Segue

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 66:38


    Woooo it's an eventful week! Running into exes, llifting weights, sending butt sweat pics, being in hell. But also good vibes as our energy is on a dang rocketship on this one. Here's what we get into: Welcome to Gamer Chat

    #202 Welcome To The Question Gym feat. Minion Death Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 69:47


    RFTBMDC folks! We've got Tony and Alexander from Minion Death Cult back with us this week for another full-strength crossover episode and so we are very excited. We catch with the MDC boys and are blessed with an early Cat Spotting before suiting up and hitting the mf question weights, here's what we're lifting this week: An update from the "dirty job" question asker | New platonic friendship with a long time ex but not sure whether to tell them you cheated on them 10 years ago | Getting real burnt out in the dating app zone | Navigating a large class difference in a relationship Thanks again to Tony and Alex for joining us! If you like us you should absolutely check out MDC, heck there's even another crossover episode with us! And you can find them wherever you're listening to this wow! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #201 A Hoot And/Or Holler feat. Luisa Díez

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 67:10


    A hootenanny, even. What's up Tote Friends we've got Luisa Díez from Why You Mad back with us both this week! We catch up with Luisa, talk about our dating lives since she was last on, and then get into questions! Here's what we've got this week: Text response etiquette with your partner | How to find a community for "Nerd Shit" that is not chock full of assholes and chuds | Thinking you're nonbinary but a friend shut you down when you brought it up | How come it's cool to be into legs but below the ankle is VERBOTEN? | Showering regularly but still feelin like ya smell and self-conscious about it Thanks again to Luisa for coming back on! Check out her show Why You Mad wherever podcasts are found! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #200 Take A Blunder Leave A Blunder feat. Andrew Hillary

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 76:14


    FOLKS! 200! 200 glimmering, wonderful episodes in the bank and we've loved every second! Even the continuous blunders! And they certainly don't stop this week cause it's a dang party in her and we're extra excited cause we've got Andrew Hillary back with us! We talk show history, penis surgery, and some good news! And then questions: Made some Discord friends but worried people in the server hate you | How we doin? Mental health chat | Partner found out you were into hentai and seem excessively put off | LDR partner taking a break from social media but that's also how you stay in touch Thanks again to Andrew for joining us! Check out his podcast Worst Week Yet and you can follow him on Twitter @AndrewHillaryUS And thank you for listening! Everyone's support has meant a lot to us over the past four years because we love makin this thing ❤️ And hey you can get 72 more bonus episodes and a new one each week at Patreon.com/RFTB

    #199 EMBRACE DEBATE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 63:40


    This week! We're recordin early and Dono is very tired. And yet... What's this? The debut of a brand new, mind-expanding segment? That's right it's EMBRACE DEBATE! Where we tackle the hard hitting issues. Or something incredibly dumb, who knows? Only one way to find out! And then it's question time: How to take oiled-up nudes without gettin oil all over the damn place | How to find a dom partner when you're a straight male sub | Not getting second dates and worried you're doing something wrong | A trickster listener dealin with a messy partner | Miata time Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb plus like 70 bonus episodes in the backlog now ain't that great? Hell we'll even send ya a sticker! It's the deal of the century!

    #198 Vampire Braces feat. Rax King

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 65:52


    Goddamn it's good to be back gang, Dono made it thru the covid bad times and is rip roarin to go this week. And we're extra stoked cause we've got author and host of Low Culture Boil podcast Rax King with us! Rax tells us about her work and a good ol embarassing dating story about a braces-involved hickey before we get to your questions! And here's what we got: LDR partner unwilling to have a first visit with no clear point that they'll be able to | Blanket statement made by a friend invalidates your trauma in a real shitty way | Gf seems to be into giantesses but gets embarassed and won't open up about it | Have a crush on somebody but they set ya up with their friend! What do | Body-image issues getting you down | A sweet message for Rax! Thanks again to Rax for joining us she was absolutely wonderful! You can find her on Twitter @RaxKingIsDead and her podcast Low Culture Boil wherever podcasts are sold! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #197 The Tinder Swindler feat. Aiden Arata

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 61:03


    What's happenin' Tote Land?Donobless has the roni and is mad fatigued. Other than being tired and congested they're in good spirits and we wish them a speedy recovery.BUTTTTTTTTTTT THE SHOW MUST GO ON and so for that reason we perservere, and what a show to miss. Aiden Arata and Audrey go deep on some powerful questions and absolutely nail it. How to satisfy sexual desires in a long-distance relationship? | Should virgin question asker utilize the services of a sex-worker to get better at sex before their first sexual relationship? | How to handle infidelity and divorce? | What if you want to "fuck someone out of your system? | How do I navigate this SITUATIONSHIP??We thank Aiden for joining us once again! You can find her work in the following places.https://www.instagram.com/aidenarata/https://twitter.com/aidenarataAs always if that wasn't enough Tote Bag you can head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB and sign up at the $5/month level and get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK!Wow!

    #196 Irish Uncle feat. Xavier from The Bellowing Pines

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 61:20


    Top o' the morning listeners, I have the dumbest thing stuck in my head this week and I'm gonna tell you about it incessently. Also Audrey's back with a couple anecdotes and we're joined by Xavier from The Bellowing Pines! And then we answer questions: Audrey gets dragged over Mad Men knowledge | Some positive feedback for Audrey's magic want recommendation! | Realizing you are mommy in a new relationship | Partner had trouble getting aroused while shithoused | Partner acting full of themself but maybe there are other red flags Thanks again to Xavier for joining us, we love him! You should check out his band The Bellowing Pines and their new album Citrus! And also Xavier's solo project FaybeBase, great shit on both counts. And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

    #195 Hitachi Wizard feat. Megan Graves

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 61:57


    Folks! We're very excited this week cause we've got comedian and OnlyFans creator Megan Graves with us! Megan tells us an embarassing relationship story involving cursed toilet eye contact and we discuss dating as a sex worker. Then it's mf question time and we've got some great ones this week: Seltzer addiction commiseration | Struggling with arousal with long term mono partner and not feeling sexually fulfilled | Listen, we're dumb | Hitachi on a penis advice! | Advice for attending first kink community meetup | Struggling with the apps while friends are doing great, what gives? | Tech support for us | Advice for getting into OnlyFans | Constantly leaving social interactions worrying that people hate you Thanks again to Megan for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @itsmegangraves And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

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