The High School Dropouts

We're definitely back on track now.

Still working out the kinks

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #81 | We're BackTitle says it all.  

We made it to Episode 80. Max seems to have a confession.

Jarren gets honest. We discuss Skeet. Max complains and is labeled a Bengal. Aaron gets punked out by a white bald dude. Kyle porks out.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #78 | Playboy Playmate Echo JohnsonWe try our hand at interviewing, again. Echo has some great short stories...Kyle and Aaron get into it at the end. We're hoping this podcast makes it another week.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #77 | That's Disrespectful (ft. Elz Jenkins)Meet our new correspondent, Elz Jenkins - who definitely does not get along with our audio guy (Kyle).Max keeps up his streak of honesty and Aaron almost joins Jarren on his streak of the suicidies.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #76 | This is AmericaJarren teaches Max how to shave. Aaron is in trouble with his girl.  Kyle has no girl.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #75 | The GalleryThe Dropouts invite some fans / guests to join us for Episode 75. Max turns over a leaf, Jarren narrowly avoids the unthinkable, Aaron is still rich, and Kyle is still single.

Jarren "Tennis Ball" Benton and friends talk about their feelings.We're also trying some new things. If you want to be included in our recording for episode 75, DM us on IG, or email Max at max@alsomgmt.com.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #73 | Today's White KidsIn this episode, we explore tenants of grief and loss. Jarren is a family man, Kyle's still obsessed, Aaron's still rich, and Max got suspended.

Back like we never left. Happy Holidays. Shoutout Dr. Umar.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #71 | 69We came back for 69 and we bang with shoes on.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #70 | Sumo Wrestlers and Mosh PitsRami aka Kosha Dillz comes by to tell us about wrestling, running a marathon and rapping with Fat Joe. We also break down the Travis Scott tragedy and meet Lonnie.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #68.5 | The Metaverse and Meat DavidsonWe didn't realize this was gonna be 69, so we named it 68.5. This is a very serious episode.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #68 | Poop Hard ft. Mark from Suzuki Van NuysQuite the title for quite the episode.

Jarren isn't high, so the episode flows a bit better. Aaron celebrates 7 years sober. Max might smoke some crack. Kyle doesn't kiss and tell.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #66 | Jarren FentonylWe're trying to get back in the swing of things. I think we're back -Max

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #65 | Dirty LaundrieWe're back, but bear with us as we hit our stride again. Pulsating Pink was another title contender.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #64 | Too Cultured for DrakeWe figure out abortion. Also, is Max gay?

 Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #63 | $12k Trump EndorementAnother contender for the title was "Knees Over Ears."We also had several false starts in front of a live studio audience.Like and Subscribe - ding ding.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #62 | Three for OneJarren gets tacos, which very much upsets Max and Kyle. Aaron goes to a black person's house for the first time.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #61 | PAUSE ft. Elz JenkinsJarren is back in LA and in-studio for this week's episode - lit candles, wine and all.  Elz Jenkins hops in with his theory on the vaccine and systemic racism. We also celebrate Harvey Milk and find out why rock is dead.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #60 | A City Built On SandalsJarren gets a little drunk, Aaron's pissed again, and Max and Kyle are both disgusting.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #59 | CBD Flower ChildWe also discuss cover customer service and bar mitzvahs.

Aaron is angry and weird, Kyle and Max are just weird, and Jarren has a hot date on Saturday.

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #57 | Areola 51Jerry Curls vs. S Curls. Jarren takes it in the *leg*. We call Max's mom and Scramn has big plans for the future.

Jarren gets a couple of visits and we discuss strictly small dick prostitutes. 

Jarren Benton Presents The High School Dropouts #55 | Jare-Bear

Hot astronauts, shooting Amazon employees and bugs

Nog. Also, we attempt a guest interview

Aaron's breaks give out on him, Kyle gets slipped a note, and Jarren begins a search in earnest.

still goin strong

The big 5-0. We're really saying something here. Might win a Peabody. 

Jarren contemplates a career hunting child predators, the guys place their bets on the now-aired SNL debacle and Max goes Yarmulka shopping.

Jarrentology takes some shots at our creator, Aaron is about to hit the road, Max and Kyle  are excited about Pink Cloud, and finally, Scramn stops by and brings peace to the Middle East.

Should we change the genre of this podcast to essential news? 

We're Back! Jarren's not dead. Max makes some odd decisions. Aaron's back standing up. Kyle's healing. All is right again.

Jarren is back on tour, with DJ Durrty Martinez. Kyle got in an accident. Aaron is on vacation. Max upset Jarren's Homeowners Association.

With significant help, Jarren gets his bottle of wine opened. Kyle gets his shots. Some other things. Ultimately, we tackle some very tough questions.

This was an odd duck episode. We recorded half with Kyle in Mexico, half with him back in the studio. Aaron fights with a painter. Max aborts. Jarren finally breaks down in tears.

Jarren offers a helping "hand" to Max, Kyle gets chased by a special needle, and Aaron is finally a little depressed. Scramn is back and has entrepreneurship on the mind - he's essentially a combo of Elon Musk and the late Larry Flynt. We also bring on an educated guest.

The title sums it up for the most part, and we're definitely not getting cancelled. Jarren discusses some of his fears. Kyle is looking more and more fit. Aaron just about dies laughing. Max is still a little depressed.

We meet our topic quota with a cost/value analysis of prostitute pricing by country and delve into Coca Cola's new "Be Less White" campaign. Jarren's a bit bitter, Aaron drags linen pants, and Kyle hugs Max.

The guys delve into important questions like:“Should men have vaginas?”“What would they do with them if they did?”“Have they ever treated their buttholes as such”and other pressing matters...Jarren is livid with Max, Kyle is losing weight, and Aaron's bestie, Scramn with an N makes an appearance towards the end.Enjoy!

Three topics we're sure you'll enjoy. Dame tells us what he's been up to since Funk Volume - his label with Hopsin, Jarren and others -  got torn apart. Max and Aaron did drugs with old people and now buy meme crypto coins. Kyle snowflakes a bit.

Monkey labor, smelling your (friends) fingers, and how to wipe. Also, apparently the Salvation Army is cancelled.

This week we explore race and tits.  Shoutout Sylvester.

Jarren and the guys discuss the recent events in our nation's capital, then welcome comedian and author Amy Dresner. Things degenerate from there, however listeners will be left with a message of hope.

Back in studio! The Jungle Jew, Aaron and Kyle are back at Pink Cloud. Jarren hasn't moved. AKA The Love Episode (watch till the end). Also, Scramn 3.0.

The guys all hop on zoom for a throwback to early quarantine days. Max and Kyle tap in from the Amazon jungle, and Aaron is still in ATL for the holidays. Scramn is back. Honestly, this episode slaps. Subscribe and review and all that.