The Time Bomb Etiquette

There is something extremely important that we need to discuss... Women are not having orgasms. Now, more than ever, women need to get off. All this and other terrifying realizations on today's episode. Let's get into it!

Hello my sweet empanadas, it's been a minute! I'm back to fill your loving ear holes with all the tea so let's get right into it! I also drop the new project I've been working on chasingthedarkside.com. 

In today's episode I break down how I feel about turning 40 soon, describe my ideal man, explain a recent Tinder experience and ask you, the audience, for a date. Welcome to my personal hell. Enjoy the show! patreon.com/thetimebombetiquette

In this episode I tell you about my entire 20's being a decade-long state of manic depression and spending the next 10 years attempting to be a "rational" human being. I also talk about manifesting a reality you have to convince yourself you are already living NOW as well as my experience with "the sickness". Is this description vague enough to get you to listen??? Let's get into it! https://www.patreon.com/thetimebombetiquette

This week I tell you about how car dealerships actually require a monthly income if you want to buy a car...

In this episode I talk to you about what's been happening since the last episode, the progress of my memoir and, oh yeah... BALLS! Enjoy the show!

If 2021 has taught me anything, it's that being an "essential worker" DOES NOT PAY. The workforce is shifting into a completely new direction and we're going to spill all the tea in this episode. Let's get into it.

In this episode I give you a sneak preview of some of the new content I will be putting out on Patreon and the recent HUGE changes I've made in my life. Thanks for listening and I'll see you over there!

In this episode I tell you about a recent adventure to Bushkill Falls and recount my short lived stay at The Rainbow Resort. But most of this episode is just me analyzing my own thoughts and trying to decipher what actually matters when the world is, quite literally on fire. Reality will soon be filtered through an optional lens, but for now, this is what I got. Enjoy it!

I accidentally get real about a break up and the fuckery of seeing faces again. Thanks for listening.

All I can tell you is that I'm back to my old asshole self again. And it feels damn good. But this was a journey, and we're about to explore it together. We wrap it all up with me proving I'm a pro at Tinder, which I believe says it all. Welcome back to the show. Glad you're here. Let's get right into it.

Hot nights and cool shades, my sweets. It's been a while, right? So let's get right into it with some bawdy body talk and I pretend not to care that this is the last Summer of my 30's. 

This is a short & sweet episode about the importance of self awareness and genuine friendship. A friend called me out this week on some of the things I was posting on social media that made me reevaluate my perspective in a big way. We are evolving as a society and we need to take the time to acknowledge that. Let's get into it.

Choose your own adventure. It's all connected, just follow the signs. 

Hey whatchu know about dem enchiladas? Another episode hot off the presses! Let's talk BIG TIME transformation. Serious inquiries only, lots of ground to cover here so let's get right into it.

If you've been waiting for a sign, this is it. Time to answer the phone and wake up. 

With the vaccine now becoming more and more available, it has become its own topic of discussion. I felt the push to release some of the gnawing thoughts in my head, and it might not be what you're expecting. To question the narrative and give a bit of push back has always been instinctive for me. That's where REAL, profound change resides in any given system. Let's get right into it.

No red pill, no blue pill, this took total sobriety... who knew??? 

We follow up with the aftermath from what I talked about in the last episode and (possibly most importantly) I explain how to make the perfect grilled cheese. Prepare to be amazed! 

Hidely-ho bomberinos! I think the title explains it all for this episode. Ya'll still ain't ready, but nevertheless, let's get into it.

Without the bitter, baby, the sweet just ain't as sweet. Growth involves an immense amount of ebbs and flows. Today, we ebb. We dig and unearth what's lurking below the surface. You in?

New Tiff, who dis? The more things change, the more they CHANGE. I had the sudden realization that I am actually in control of my own life. And it's wicked cool. Check it out!

Liberation is addictive, folks. Make your mark.

Probably shouldn't have recorded an episode high on LSD...oops. Is it a lot? YES. Is it too much? Most certainly. Are my fucks carelessly scattered across the uninhabited burial plots I stroll by on a daily basis? Ummmm, ok, not sure what that was about. But the point is, love will always conquer all. And if you get it, YOU GET IT. 

It's episode 2 and we venture a little further down the rabbit hole in this one. I get into more of what is underlying this new journey of self discovery I have been on. What are you waiting for? Let's get to it.

Right, so usually the Teaser would launch BEFORE the first episode... Well, ummmmm....... oops.

Welcome to the show! You'll soon learn that I am complete shit at selling myself and my creative endeavors, so descriptions are my kryptonite. All I can tell you is that this is genuine, thought-provoking and humble. No one to impress here, just putting it all out there to get it out of myself. Sexual pleasure is something I've never been able to quench and I'm a constant seeker. There are many twists and turns in getting to your authentic self, but I've ventured down the rabbit hole and I have an invite left just for YOU. So join me, won't you?