You'll Probably Hate This

Lillian makes a truly bizarre choice this week with the 1994 TV movie "Tears and Laughter: The Joan and Melissa Rivers Story," in which Joan and Melissa star as themselves as they reenact the period of their lives after Joan's husband committed suicide. If that sounds like a romp...it isn't! The gang also reflects on their favorite moments from the past 29 episodes, from Scumfrog to Uncle Hashbrown.

Well, you can't say this is a good album. Grant has the gang listen to the 2019 Florida Georgia Line album "Can't Say I Ain't Country." The members of this group are apparently extremely insecure about their country music credentials, so they released a 19-track album trying to prove their rural area bonafides. Listen as the group discusses "bro-country," vague songs about people being different, boner in the pants music, and more.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

It's a swashbucklin' good time on this episode of YPHT. Cody has the gang watch the 1995 flop "Cutthroat Island," featuring Geena Davis as...Captain Morgan? Yes, really. The group talks about this disappointingly bleh movie with the most fascinating IMDb trivia ever. A bankrupted production, a who's who of actors who rejected starring in this film, rolls and rolls of wasted film, a "serious" turn from Geena Davis, and a room full of V8. You'll want to hear all that and more on this week's episode of "You'll Probably Hate This."Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Lillian makes an obscure choice for this week's episode, as she has the group watch an episode of the early 00's television show "First Person" featuring the so-called serial killer groupie Sondra London. Grant, Cody, and Lillian discuss our fascination with true crime, bad boys, toxic masculinity (once again), and somehow manage to not mention Hilary Duff! Also: our first ever commercial...Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

The group is "champing" at the bit to discuss the topic of this week's episode: the Netflix reality series "Selling Sunset." Grant and Lillian are completely SOLD, but Cody's not convinced this is the property they want to invest their time in. The group discusses why vapid reality television is so enjoyable, Christine's outfit (and wedding), Davina's villainy, house porn, bald property twins, and so much more. Grab some sherbet and listen to the latest episode of You'll Probably Hate This.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Yikes, this movie was brutal (in more ways than one). Cody really tortures the group on this one, selecting the 2015 comedy-horror film "Deathgasm." How did it get 88% on Rotten Tomatoes? We don't know! But we do know that: murder is bad and sand is small. Those are just a few of the lessons learned on this horrifyingly funny installment of the pod.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Grant, Cody, and Lil (kind of?) discuss the Kathy Lee Gifford-penned Broadway musical "Scandalous," which closed after only 29 performances due to Hurricane Sandy (sure, Jan). The group goes on tangents regarding their own religious upbringing, evangelicalism, Lady Gaga, Hoda Kotb, and more while also sort of discussing this "uninspiring" musical. Wait until you find out who produced this trash...Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

This week, Grant has the gang watch the Netflix obstacle course/game show "Floor Is Lava," a repetitive yet slightly addicting program hosted by the worst human on earth, Rutledge Wood. This show has everything: short triplet brothers, youth pastors, screaming basketball players, crotch shots, and most of all, CHICKLET (watch episode 5 plz). Grant, Cody, and Lillian discuss this ridiculous show while also guessing how well they'd do if THEY went on the show (opinions may vary). Take a listen and remember: the floor is...HOT!Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Cody and Grant take Lillian on a tour of Sunnydale as the gang discusses the notoriously awful episode "Beer Bad" from season 4 of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Newbies will get a crash-course in the Buffy-verse while the group discusses douchey college bros, witchy lesbianism, and hitting men with large sticks. Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

We've got another guest this week! Fran Olive -- Lillian's sister and the pod's #1 fan -- has the group watch the 1988 horror film "Monkey Shines." Directed by George Romero, the film follows a newly quadriplegic runner/law school student and a genetically-modified monkey who becomes his caretaker, and then begins to murder everyone? It's a wild film that has the gang puzzled, shocked, and entertained.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

The team comes back from their one-week hiatus to discuss the truly wild New York Times article "His Body Doesn't Belong to Me," in which a white gay male writer compares his  boyfriend's occupation as a nurse in a COVID-19 ward with being in an open relationship. This tone-deaf and overwritten essay (?) truly comes at the worst possible time, and has the Grant, Cody, and Lillian scratching their heads. The group also discusses Black Lives Matter, learning to be a better ally and active anti-racist, and provides resources and recommendations for donating.Set up a regular donation with the ACLU: action.aclu.orgOr the NAACP Legal Defense Fund: naacpldf.orgSubscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Lillian has the group venturing new territory with Natalie Portman's "Masterclass." Masterclass is listed in quotes for several reasons here. Grant, Cody, and Lillian dissect this absolutely inessential and expensive class, from the odd choices in lessons, like how to do an accent for a role that Natalie Portman has already played, to "duh" advice like "Use YouTube As Research." We certainly wouldn't recommend paying for this, but the gang gives you all the information you need (and more).Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Well, this was unexpected. Guest Patrick McMillan has the gang watch the 2004 Lindsay Lohan vehicle "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen," which has everyone flabbergasted in the pod's longest episode to date. The over-direction paired with Lohan's lifeless performance makes for a truly awe-inspiring piece of trash. From sped up chase sequences, MacBook Pro orchestras, Dance Dance Revolution battles, to Lindsay Lohan (or Lola) becoming a Sim in a pop-up book, there is wayyy too much to cover about this 90-minute film. It's another ridiculous and hilarious episode of "You'll Probably Hate This."Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Does anyone read these? On this week's episode, Grant has everyone watch the 2019 live-action remake of Disney's "Aladdin," and boy, was this movie super unnecessary. The group tries to determine just what made this remake so bad while also making time to discuss the Hercules remake, Bring It On, Titus Burgess, and wizard shit (no, really). It's A Whole New W -- episode of "You'll Probably Hate This."Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Grant, Cody, and Lillian welcome their FIRST-EVER guest: longtime friend and stand-up comedian Tyler Snodgrass. Tyler has the group watch the 1977 animated television special "Halloween is Grinch Night," a prequel/sequel/alternate history (???) of the Grinch and his infamous foes, the Whos of Whoville. The gang discusses sour sweet wind, Dr. Seuss' racism, the "euphemism," and Max's surprisingly depressing storyline. The TV special may have been a trick for fans of "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas," but this episode is a real treat (see what we did there?).Follow our guest! @tyler_snodOur pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Cody makes the group listen to the 51-minute long (!!!) 1999 album "LFO," by the artist LFO (also known as Lyte Funkie Ones). Grant, Cody, and Lillian try their best to decipher the insane lyrics which feature: Scooby Snacks, Mr. Limpet, chicken pop love, multiple references to erections, sprinkles on apple pie, and former tootsie pops. How long does it take to get to the center of this album? The world may never know, but this threesome certainly tries.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

This week, Lillian has the group watch the premiere of the new HGTV show "Celebrity IOU," where the Property Brothers (who people think are funny/attractive?) team up with an A-list celeb to renovate a loved ones' space. The gang tries to decipher the appeal and popularity of the brothers while going on wild tangents about Brad Pitt's hotness, Murphy beds, the legality of acid, and the importance of fairgrounds. You'll love it AND list it.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Oh my god, oh my god you guys! It's the totally incoherent MTV reality series from 2008! Grant has the trio watch the full series of "Legally Blonde: The Musical - The Search for Elle Woods" (minus an episode that is nowhere to be found on YouTube), and boy is it terrible. The gang discusses the severe lack of drama, dumb challenges, and lame prizes, while Lillian continually runs into issues where she's unable to hear her fellow podcasters. It's a hilarious episode perfect for these stir-crazy times.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Welcome to the wide, wide, world of sound, baby. On this episode, Cody has the group experience Spirit Payton's YouTube channel "ASMRTheChew." Not familiar with ASMR? Imagine listening to someone: eat sushi, drink hot chocolate, chew gum, cut doll hair, or whisper words of affirmation directly into a microphone. And that's only the tip of the iceberg for Spirit Payton. Listen as the group cringes at some of the videos while also becoming Spirit Payton superfans. By the end of the episode, you might just be a Spirit of Light as well.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpodAnd follow Spirit Payton! @ASMRTheChew on YouTube

Lil ruins childhood memories in making the group watch the 1994 animated film "Thumbelina." Where to even begin with this one? "Thumbelina" has: creatures who don't understand that "no means no," a gay bird, Charo as the voice of a frog with boobs, Carol Channing as a Fieldmouse trying to sell Thumbelina into sex slavery, and a soundtrack by Barry Manilow. The gang dives into all of that (and more) on this hilarious installment of "You'll Probably Hate This."Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

The certifiably insane album "Barbra Streisand...And Other Musical Instruments" is absolutely deserving of the longest episode thus far. Grant's pick isn't necessarily cause for hate, but confused awe. The gang takes the album track by track and through its numerous detours and wild changes and marvels at Bats' commitment to whatever this is.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Cody gets back at Lillian for "Love Is Blind" by making everyone watch the atrocious horror film "The Haunting of Sharon Tate," starring Hilary Duff as Sharon Tate (yeah, we know). The group discusses Hilary's godawful accent, fake abs, cgi maggots, and multiple realities (???). Listen as the gang tries to make sense of a nonsensical film. It's an episode that will leave you saying, "Sayonara!"Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

The group is divided on Lil's pick for the week: "Love Is Blind," the Netflix reality show, but Lillian, Grant, and Cody can all agree that the show is truly insane. The discussion ranges from talking about the PODS, Carlton's thirstiness, Cameron's rap (?), and all the way to, most importantly, the Jessica of it all. Hell, there's even a discussion of the TLC show Trading Spaces! There's something for everyone on this week's episode of "You'll Probably Hate This."Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Grant makes yet another horrific choice as the gang does a deep dive on social media star Jake Paul (and Team 10 and his brother Logan Paul by association). The group is truly baffled by the world of YouTube celebrity as they break down Jake Paul's so-called "music videos," the terrorizing of his West Hollywood neighbors, his short-lived role on Disney Channel's "Bizaardvark," and his numerous fake (?) relationships with other high profile YouTube celebrities, including Tana Mongeau of the infamous TanaCon (or TanaTown, as Lillian would say). Jake Paul's popularity may be shocking to these three, but their discussion is electric.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

The group goes a little nutso while discussing Cody's choice for the week, "Paris," the 2006 music album by Paris Hilton. The slightly bonkers episode covers Paris' bipolar energy across 11 tracks, her obsession with death and hell, her famous lasagna, the problematic music video for "Nothing In This World," and the ever elusive Scumfrog. Who is he? Does he exist? Or is everyone just getting high from the fumes of Lillian's nail polish? Listen to find out.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us on IG! @yphtpod

Does it get any Goopier than this? On this episode, Lillian tries to target Cody and their hatred of Gwyneth Paltrow by making the group watch 2 episodes of "The Goop Lab" on Netflix: "The Pleasure Is Ours" and "The Energy Experience." The results may be surprising. The group talks sex education (or lack thereof) in the Midwest, Betty Dodson, Gwyneth's enormous iced latte, Julianne Hough's energy exorcism, and plays a round of Goop or Foop. Grab a jade egg and give it a listen!Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe to the pod and rate/review us on Apple Podcasts!Connect with us online!Grant - @grantayloreedLillian - @hotdogcatsCody - @cpotterp

Hoo-boy. The group has their first "10s-10s-10s across the board!" this week with Todd Phillips' "Joker," but at what cost? Grant, Cody, and Lillian discuss male fragility, imaginary girlfriends, Sondheim bros, Marc Maron's cute little face, and a mean Alfred (unforgivable). There ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown when there's no one around, but at least these three have each other to get through this nightmare of a film.Our pain is your pleasure. Subscribe, rate, and review!Connect with us online!Grant - @grantayloreedLillian - @hotdogcatsCody - @cpotterp

Cody's pick for the week -- episode 2 of the Netflix anthology series "Dolly Parton's Heartstrings" AKA the gay one -- stirs up some important questions. Why has Melissa Leo's character only been a bigot since she got rich? Is there such thing as an accidental hate crime? Why is #suicidalvampire trending? And what happened to Uncle Hashbrown? Tune in to find out!Our pain is your pleasure. Rate/review/subscribe/show us some love!

On the 2nd episode of You'll Probably Hate This, Lillian forces the group to listen to Scarlett Johansson's 2008 album "Anywhere I Lay My Head," consisting almost entirely of random Tom Waits covers. Come for the discussion about the only good song on the album AKA the one where ScarJo doesn't sing, stay for the description of the possible #metoo moment(?) in the music video for "Falling Down."

On their PREMIERE episode, Grant, Cody, and Lillian discuss the 2019 monstrosity "Cats." The threesome chat about the pop culture they hate the most, why Rebel Wilson eating dancing cockroaches is a good thing (?), and whether Judi Dench has been to the Heaviside Layer.Every week, tune into You'll Probably Hate This: a podcast where we force terrible pop culture onto each other and try to figure out what makes it so terrible.