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It is the end of video game month, remember that? We were doing that, and then we took a 3 picture tomb raider detour. This week's episode is the 2018 Tomb Raider (no subtitle, it's cleaner), starring Alicia Vikander. This one follows Lara Croft as well, but this time it's serious, so take it seriously guys. Oscar and Carl watch the last in the franchise to work out who would watch this. Find us through:Email: askwwwtpodcast@gmail.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@whowouldwatchthis Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whowouldwatchthis/ TikTok: @podcastwhowouldwatchthis More links: https://linktr.ee/whowouldwatchthis
Hello There. Did you ever hear the tragedy of the Bad Movie Podcast? This week, we're celebrating the 20th anniversary and re-release of Star Wars: Episode III, so sith yourself down and listen to us both celebrate and crap on this classic 2005 epic. Twitter - @podcastBADMOVIE Insta - @badmoviepodcast Email - badmoviereviewpodcast@gmail.com Romero - @RomeroinATX Zach - @ZachfromNB
Click here to see a Picture of RamiOscar and Carl keep up with videogame month, with the new Until Dawn movie, to figure out who would watch this. Find us through:Email: askwwwtpodcast@gmail.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@whowouldwatchthis Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whowouldwatchthis/ TikTok: @podcastwhowouldwatchthis More links: https://linktr.ee/whowouldwatchthis
Video games!!! Shooters, crafting, racing—everything you can do with a controller. But what if we took that controller away and made you watch us play the game for two hours? No, you don't get a say.Oscar and Carl are on the fence about covering the Minecraft movie, but one thing's certain: it's officially Bad Video Game Month.Kicking things off is Assassin's Creed—the stealth/action/history epic turned into a bland, joyless film. To survive it, Oscar and Carl turn it into a game of their own: trying to figure out... who would watch this?Find us through:Email: askwwwtpodcast@gmail.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@whowouldwatchthis Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whowouldwatchthis/ TikTok: @podcastwhowouldwatchthis More links: https://linktr.ee/whowouldwatchthis
We're taking a week to get our ducks in a row for the final push for the final season, but in the meantime, here's a sneak preview of Chris's new show, Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast! Join Chris, Anna, and Greg as we discuss Steven Seagal's classic love letter to police brutality, Kill Switch!
PARTY PLEASER: Melanie & Melvin summarize Beckman, that weird Christian-marketed movie produced by David A.R. White where he plays a John Wick/Taken-esque assassin. The catch? He's a recent Christian convert. Does that stop him from killing dozens of people? Tune in to find out! Topics: (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 27-minutes discussing the content of Christian movies, interpreting what they're communicating, their advertising, and so much more. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) Beckman feels like a YouTube movie made by YouTubers back in, like, 2011. You could almost see Freddie Wong making something like it with Corridor Digital, except probably more fun. Melvin never watched Beckman even though he's owned it since mid-2020. Then, he watched it twice in a row for... reasons. David A.R. White routinely plays pastors in the movies he produces. Melvin finds this to be an odd reoccurrence.Gabriel Sabloff shared in the commentary track that he does a hard cut to action in the middle of the first act because he felt audiences would lose interest in the setup. Melvin comments that this is a recurrent problem in which certain director's lack trust in their audience to patiently engage a movie.Beckman keeps calling Tabitha his daughter. One big problem: she's not his daughter. They're not even blood related.Beckman is too self-serious as a movie to be particularly enjoyable, especially when compared to something like John Wick where the whole franchise is simultaneously "serious" but very aware of its exciting-thrill-ride nature.Exploring the wisdom behind applyied violence.Recommendations:Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003) (Movie) & Vol. 2 (2004) (Movie)Missing (2023) (Movie) Support the showSupport on Patreon for Unique Perks! Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers Social Links: Threads Website Instagram Facebook Group
Sydney White, a modern retelling of Snow White, set at an american college is a classic. Maybe? Oscar and Carl discuss tea, have a frustrating debate about how each of the dwarves are and if the guy in this film baits his girlfriends with kitchens for the homeless, along with figuring out 'Who Would Watch This?'Contact us with film recommendations and questions through our email: askwwwtpodcast@gmail.comFind us through:Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@whowouldwatchthisInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/whowouldwatchthis/TikTok: @podcastwhowouldwatchthisMore links: https://linktr.ee/whowouldwatchthis
Mike talks with casting director Mark Sikes to get behind the stories on your favorite PM Entertainment movies (Hologram Man, Skyscraper, The Sweeper) as well as his experience working with Roger Corman.
Wick, Vaughn, Brady, and Mike discuss the recent winner of the John Huston Would Do Anything Poll from our Patreon, 1976's The Visitor. Is this an incredible artistic vision realized onscreen, or just some dude that liked hot dogs and Pong? Does Vaughn finish filing his taxes by the end of the episode? Can a Vampire be a Motorcycle? All these questions will be answered... and more!
Daniel, James, Chuck, and Mike discuss the second winner in the Here Come The Boys poll from our Patreon. The Hollywood Knights is fondly remembered by some people... and those people are not most of the Grindbin crew. Potentially more offensive than Party Animal, The Hollywood Knights has everything you could never want in a movie; which makes it a perfect choice to be on the Grindbin. So start that engine, drive down Van Nuys Blvd, and pull into the drive-in.
Shane, Terry, Bobby, and Mike regrettably dicuss a poll winner from the Patreon, 1984's The Party Animal. Maybe the high-water mark for bad sex comedies, this movie is so depraved that it's been nearly scrubbed from existence... making it a must see for the Grindbin audience!
Bobby, Julie, Chris in Miami, and Mike discuss the winner of a recent Patreon poll, the Walter Hill classic, Streets of Fire (1984). A box office failure sandwiched between massive blockbusters, Streets of Fire is a hidden gem of forgotten cinema. Featuring an iconic performance from Rick Moranis, an unforgettable Willem Dafoe, a young Diane Lane, and... Michael Paré. This one is a love fest everyone.
PM Entertainment returns to the Gridbin (Rage, The Sweeper) with an over-the-top action movie starring... Anna Nicole Smith? Anna, playing a helicopter pilot who dreams of getting pregnant and having picnics, has to single-handedly stop a terrorist group from taking over the Boggle factory. Featuring 80 year old men henchmen, mid-action sex breaks, and the mysterious disapearance of a Grindbin host during the episode... it's everything you could ever want in a bin episode... and more!
What happens when Cannon films gives a two time pulitzer prize winning author the chance to write and direct any movie he wants? The greatest failure of cinema ever created.
Bobby, Chef Robby, and Sir Charles discuss a Joe Don Baker, Robert Loggia 70's car movie where neither men have decided to care... or even read the script. The agressive apathy provides mind blowing moments onscreen and a great movie for the Grindbin.
A child is thrown from a roof, a man is excited about hot soup on a cold night, Charles Nelson Reilly might have killed a man in the bayou... Cannon, you've done it again!
Tanner, Jersey James, Bobby, and Mike discuss Skatetown U.S.A., a movie that has everything you could ever want. Subpar skate routines, a young Patrick Swayze whipping his belt around, and freakin' Murray Langston. A legendary 70's ensemble movie that was nearly lost to time but recently re-released on Blu-Ray, Skatetown is worth lacing up for.
Bobby and Mike are joined by Julie and Matt Anderson on their Christmas trip to rural Wisconsin to discuss a movie written, directed, and produced by one really, really high guy. What starts out as a family get together devolves into a film that features a mind reading mother, a Nestle Quick to the balls, Scanners brain powers, Predator vision, and a Samurai ghost! Unwrap and enjoy.
Camvember 2022 comes to a close with Bobby, Faustus, Mike, and the return of Mann! The boys pack their bags and head off to a strange island filled with meat plants and a mad scientist played by Cameron Mitchell. Also commonly called "Maneater of Hydra", this thrilling conclusion to Camvember features an incredibly memorable and fitting end to the first month dedicated to our guest of dishonor.
Camvember 2022 continues with the direct-to-video action masterpiece Deadly Prey. A dude is kidnapped in his cut off jean shorts and now has to fight his way to freedom in the jungles of... a few miles down the 5 freeway in Los Angeles. Featuring a drunken Cameron Mitchell monologue for the ages, Troy Donahue literally not knowing what movie he's in until 5 minutes before action, and one of the greatest final showdown in Grindbin history. Cut those Levis, grab yourself a worm, and hit play.
Get ready everyone because this is THE movie, all others past, present, and future will never be able to capture the awesomeness of Action USA. It has everything you could ever want: fast cars, explosions, real Texans, convoluted crime plans involving costume jewelry, and so, so, so much more. Strap in.
Bobby and Mike are joined on the annual Grindbin Halloween episode by Eddie "The Axe" (Bloody Bits podcast) and Brady (Solid Six Podcast) to discuss the 1990's British horror comedy, I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle. Does anyone remember those shirts with tire treads on them? How far can does Deep Six go? Is the motorcycle even a vampire?
On this episode of THE AWKWARD DREADHEAD PODCAST. I have a oldie but goodie. Before we were discussing topics on the podcast me and some friends used to get together, watch bad movies and discuss them so here you go. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/awkward-dreadhead/support
Yobo, Wick, Bobby, and Mike discuss the incredible George Romero film talked about for years on this show and it's finally here! A wonderful, deep, touching movie about a group of people who joust on motorcycles at Renaissance Fairs.
Lee and Leah from TMBDOS join Bobby and Mike to discuss a post-apocalyptic classic from 1987. What could go wrong when the earth undergoes a massive gas shortage and you drive the biggest semi-truck in existence?
The FBI enlists the help of two Domino Noids to commit crimes and find some sort of replicating machine that causes cancer... also there is a random island full of child priosners... It's the Three Fantastic Supermen everybody!!!! Bobby and Mike are joined by Tanner and THE NEW Tim on an episode of the Grindbin you don't want to miss.
Two members of the CIA abuse their government granted power and resources to stalk a woman. That's a recipe for a romantic comedy! Oscar and Carl watch this means war to figure out who would watch this.
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The Beach Crew (Mary, Bobby, Julie, and Mike) return to Summer Sequel Month 2022 with an absolutely bonkers entry into the beach party cinematic universe. Frankie is barely here, Annette is dressed like MC Hammer, and KFC has some wild product placement demands. All this... and more!
Summer Sequel Month 2022 continues with the "equal" to Rocky Horror Picture Show? Wick, Vaughn (Motion Picture Massacre), and Shane join Bobby and Mike to discuss the ill-conceived sequel which has almost nothing to do with the first movie.
Bobby and Mike are joined by Eddie the Axe (Bloodybits Podcast) and Matt Anderson to discuss the return of Grindbin All-Star Joseph Merhi (The Sweeper). This over-the-top action classic starring Gary Daniels features more of Merhi's patented stuntman-killing scenes and one of the most convoluted plots we've ever tried to dissect on the show. Clones? Militias? Government experiments? Houseboat Sensei? Pool Table felt carpeting? This movie has it all... and more!
Bobby, Wick, Chris, and Mike discuss this Sam Elliott, Peter Weller buddy cop film that has everything you could ever want from an 80's action movie. Broadway cops, Rollercoaster fights, and an ending that has to be seen to be believed; Shakedown is the pinnacle of action movies and 80s entertainment.
Bobby, Terry, and Mike finally discuss the Patreon poll winner from months ago! Director Umberto Lenzi (The Tough Ones) decided he had no interest in making a movie and literally left the set within a day, Michael Parks and John Saxon sleepwalk through their parts, and we still can't figure out if the GATORS! guy is real. Nightmare Beach is an enigma from start to finish and is truly a must watch.
Is lightyear bad? Or was it actually good? There's been some small-time... let me say that again SMALL time controversy over this movie. But does that controversy have any merit? How was the movie regardless? Was it good, was the animation good? was it worth 200 million dollars? All that and more on this Lightyear movie review and movie podcast.CHAPTERS:0:00 - intro0:34 - Boxoffice/movie recap2:47 - spoiler-free10:11 - Controversy13:00 - Rating17:37 - Spoilers38:12 - Movie recommendation39:34 - word reveal40:05 Johnny in the hot seatGAME RULES
Bobby, Daniel, Steve, and Mike talk about arguably the best Brian De Palma movie. Phantom of the Paradise is a treat from start to finish. Contracts signed in blood, an actor nearly being killed on set, and Canolis are just not that great of a desert... all this and more!
The city of ember (2008) is an adaptation of the book of the same name, that follows Lina and Doon in the underground city of ember, which is currently undergoing an energy crisis. On today's episode we are joined by Ruby, who is a fan of this film, and has read the book in preparation. Oscar and Carl try to convince ruby this is a bad movie, and try to figure out who would watch this.
Christmas is almost upon us, and what better way to celebrate with a Christmas classic. Christmas with the Kranks (2004) starring Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis and Dan Aykroyd, follows the Kranks Family. But when the Kranks decide they want to go on a cruise instead of celebrating Christmas, the town turns against them. Oscar and Carl Annddd Special Guest Clive try and figure out who would watch this christmas miracle
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Jeff and TC of That Bad Movie Podcast discuss the intricacies of the film Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tc1220/message
Yor does not come from the future. He comes from over there. Sorry for the spoiler. He is still awesome. The ladies love him, the men fear him and Yor believes himself to be the most rad dude of all time and he might be right. Yor is one of those wacky Italian movies that believes to be a good idea with a good story but is just a mess of silly business. Yor bounces smugly from scene to scene veritably stating directly to the audience, "Hey, did you know I'm awesome? Cause I am." His motivations aren't clear, his actions are bonkers, and his idiom is dubious. He's great. He even has his own awesome theme song (Yor's World) that rivals "Do You Want to Be a Hero" from Biggles: Adventure in Time and "Stargrove" from Never Too Young To Die. Yor: The Hunter from the Future is one heck of a good time and is required viewing for any fan of the swords and sandals genre, as long as you like stupid crap. Individual Ratings: Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners: Overall Ratings: Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:
The Woman in the Window (2021) is a Netflix original film based upon the New York Times best seller, of the same name, starring Amy Adams, Gary Oldman, Julianne Moore, Wyatt Russell, Anthony Mackie and directed by Oscar nominated Director, Joe Wright. Wow, that sounds great! What could go wrong? Oscar and Carl stay cool and current by watching this month's critic diaster, in an attempt to find out who would watch this.
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On this fighting episode of the podcast, Johann is not joined by Ed but instead with Enigmatic's own gaming host, Greg Cummings for a lighter, bouncier affair with 2006's DOA: Dead or Alive! Come and be knocked out by these knockouts flying, punching and kicking their way through this silly video game adaptation. Ninja Princesses, Volleyball, Kung Fu Glasses, Sexy Feminism and over 40 different bikinis, this film has everything a cheese fest needs. But will Johann and Greg submit to its terribleness or will they see it as victory!? Tune in to find out! Kiss Kiss!To catch more of Greg Cummings, follow him on Twitter (https://twitter.com/GregJ_Cummings1) or on Enigmatic's Twitch Channel (https://www.twitch.tv/enigmaticplay)For more information on future projects and episodes, like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/studioenigmatic/), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/enigmaticproductions/) or explore our website at https://www.enigmaticproductions.co.uk/the-trash-tapesSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/trashtapesst)
It is Wrestlemania Weekend and the boys have added the amazing Carl Bryan to our faction to hulk up and rip 'em out with the 1989 No Holds Barred! Come and be stupefied by a whole bunch of silly wrestling shenanigans and go into the weird mind of Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan and the Golden Era of WWE! Dookie Jokes, Feet shots, the grunts of Zeus, Collateral Damage and Spandex are a plenty in this camp fest. But will our boys tap out or will we reign supreme as champ!? Tune in to find out!To catch more of Carl Bryan, have a look at all his projects here (https://allmylinks.com/mistercarl) For more information on future projects and episodes, like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/studioenigmatic/), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/enigmaticproductions/) or explore our website at https://www.enigmaticproductions.co.uk/the-trash-tapes
Journey with us to a magical land of brave warriors, epic quests, and 80's nostalgia. It's The Neverending Story, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up Guess Who? Was That in the Book? Lost in Adaptation Better in the Book Better in the Movie The Movie Nailed It Odds and Ends Final Verdict Our next movie is The Neverending Story Part 2: The Next Chapter with April Etmanski from No Such Thing as a Bad Movie Podcast!
Journey with us to a magical land of brave warriors, epic quests, and 80’s nostalgia. It’s The Neverending Story, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up Guess Who? Was That in the Book? Lost in Adaptation Better in the Book Better in the Movie The Movie Nailed It Odds and Ends Final Verdict Our next movie is The Neverending Story Part 2: The Next Chapter with April Etmanski from No Such Thing as a Bad Movie Podcast!
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2017) didn't live up to the hype train that surrounded it. It was plagued with strange studio interference and had another director, Joss Whedon, stepping in to finish the film. However, in 2021, Zack Snyder has completed his version of the film, leaving this mess as a cautionary tale for big studios. With this in mind, Oscar and Carl jump into this soon to be forgotten mess, to figure out who would watch this after the Snyder Cut's release.
On Tonights Episode, Bumble... well he sorta looks for B rated ratings from non A-listed voices to see if they sync up with his opinions on what is or isn't a specific rating? I think. Let's just say he goes deep into the deep while deeply going deeper. And after coming up from the deepness he and Prophet seek for others to assist them with their tossed salad and scrambled egg issues. Our Links: MasqMe.Org / Facebook / Twitter / Patreon / Email Intro Music: “Timen Passing By” by Jason Shaw Outro Music: “Space Outro” by Andy G. Cohen
Roland pulls out all the stops in the disaster genre by blowing up the entire planet (sorta). Bad science and bad acting abound in one heck of a production, but does that translate into a good time? Lets just start by saying this film is way too long. By the 3/4 point even the diehard dumb movie viewer is tired and bored of the "excitement". It just keeps going and going and going. That would be ok if you could possibly be emotionally invested in the characters in anyway. But you just want them all to die. The acting is awful. Woody Harrelson steals the show with his terrible hippie Art Bell. But he's not alone. John Cusask shows us why he went straight to VOD after this. His Jackson Curtis is about the least likable character in all of film. He's a giant douche who at no point redeems himself. Amanda Peet (who somehow manages to keep her top on) does nothing to thrill us. Danny Glover looks quite confused throughout. The action/disaster sequences though...wow. If they were an amp, they would go to 11. But as mentioned they eventually become stale, bogged down by the surrounding idiocy of the script. Too much is such a thing.... So 2012 was a sure disappointment on second viewing. This one is best left in the $2 bin at the pawn shop.
Yesterday, the Artist Foreverly Known as Prince left us here on Earth with our dicks in our hands saying, "Well that's it. If Prince can die then there is no hope of me living forever." And now, as tears subside, we celebrate the musical genius by honoring his work in 1984's Purple Rain. Wow, what an honor. Trigger Alert! Trigger Alert! We start the episode with an intro that some Western religious folk may find offensive. If you offend easily to the impression of God and Heaven then you may want to skip this one. What? It's not like we drew a picture of Moha- (the writer of Stinker Madness has been sacked). We then treat you with one of the sweetest jams The Purple One ever made (with The New Power Generation) - Sexy MF from the 1992's Love Symbol album. Streaming Do's and Dont's - The Prince Collection Purple Rain - YouTube $2.99 Under the Cherry Moon - Amazon $2.00 Graffiti Bridge - Amazon $2.00 Action Jackson - YouTube $2.99 Never Too Young to Die - YouTube! Who wins in a knife fight? - The Prince Wars Prince vs Bono Prince vs Sting Prince vs Madonna