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Holy crap everyone, it's recommendations month again! Up steps mainstay of rubbish movie suggestions Jen Blundell to shove our snivelling noses in the liquid swill of Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck's surprisingly not-good film The Tourist (2010). Intrigue! Drama! Suspense! All things missing from this film.  Featuring: Venice hospitality, the worst other man, a good Stasi film, doing you a Berkoff and Paul Bettany. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman is in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Ambrosia Island for an Eldritch adventure of outrageous accents, punching and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor - podcast soundtrack stuff ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

Paul Salt defends film from his youth and yours: Dragonheart (1996)! Crucially not starring Randy Quaid. Featuring: Sayno Moore, an Einon Kleinen twist, the Quaid you want, dragon heaven and how French are our listeners? Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman is in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Ambrosia Island for an Eldritch adventure of outrageous accents, punching and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor - podcast soundtrack stuff ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

This week the Pauls try having feelings for a change, just so they can enjoy Dan Fogelman's Life Itself and grab that glimmer of hope available to all but the movie critic in this life. Alas, they are everything Fogelman rails against, but even as they slough off their cold lifeless husks and become unfeeling vapours drifting through the ether, they were able to find some good things about this film – such is the format of One Good Thing! Featuring: the three emotions, the joy of numbers, the Lewisham Shark, the amble trilogy, smouldering Jeff, Binterstellar and an unsafe space for friends. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman is in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Ambrosia Island for an Eldritch adventure of outrageous accents, punching and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor - podcast soundtrack stuff ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

Whose bitch are you, listener (line from the film)? Find out as the Pauls find the one good thing about Jet Li's nu-metal action beast The One!  Featuring: the dream of New Labour, the mul’iverse, Stathamerian and the smell of pasties and failure.    Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman is in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Ambrosia Island for an Eldritch adventure of outrageous accents, punching and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor - podcast soundtrack stuff ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

Initiate protocol and other hard to pronounce words in English – imagine if Arnie had a baby and that's definitely all there is to the movie Junior if you listened to Goodman before he saw Junior again. Good things within! Featuring: Mum from Bean, First Joke of the Movie, science with the man, capitalism: successful experiment, what Danny Devito don’t, Ularuing Arnie, guts day and the miracle of childbirth. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman is in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Ambrosia Island for an Eldritch adventure of outrageous accents, punching and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor - podcast soundtrack stuff ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

2020: bad year for many. There were some great films, though, and the Pauls go through EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM in their best of year! Featuring: FILMS. ALL OF THE FI Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman is in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Ambrosia Island for an Eldritch adventure of outrageous accents, punching and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor - podcast soundtrack stuff ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

Down the history hole once more go the Pauls, for a film oft-discussed and looked-forward to: 1936 American proper gander movie Reefer Madness! Featuring: counting the humans, Rufus Mudnus, absolute cowboy country, Thanks Hitler, raw shin, Very Stern Man, Stormzy, Hemplife, Awful Ralph, foreverball, the cocaine fields of Shropshire and some manky danky old blowies. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman is in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Ambrosia Island for an Eldritch adventure of outrageous accents, punching and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor - podcast soundtrack stuff ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

Chris Attaway turns up for bloody once and brings us Simon Cox's Invasion Planet Earth to save us from ourselves. Were we prepared?  No. Featuring: end credits song, wikki-wild, British Jeff, Tony Jaajitsu, Not Tring, best joke, Beyond the Breen and Cosmic Jeff.  Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Ambrosia Island for an Eldritch adventure of outrageous accents, punching and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

The chaotic and sexual Chris Bond from Baby Beard comes on to help the bashful Pauls find the good things in not Stephen King's The Lawnmower Man (1992). Depending on which Paul you listen to most, holy crap! Featuring: @deathnote, weird & uncool, slappers only, 90s representation of mental disability, The Tron, horny for logs, nearCage, Jolly Green Gianthead, millions of bees, So Fast So Shirtless and Salty Brosnan. ***** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

This week Mark and Sophie from You Know What I Like come on with their brand of wholesome musical energy to make us watch more stuff that Goodman really doesn't like! This time around it's Disney's 'punish the children' saga Descendants 2! Featuring: David Icke, Oh no sexism, Chekhov’s weirddog, a place of paint and wicked bobbin'. ***** The link to preorder Mark's graphic novel coming soon...  Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS!  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au  

Thanks to Matt Antonio @strayt0aster for recommending monument to 80s bliss American Rickshaw starring Olympic gymnast Mitch Gaylord – it's exactly what we needed after many weeks of farty fart movies. You're our new king, Matt. Featuring: Ken Loach's porn pizza bitches. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS!  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au  

The Pauls remember, about three years ago, suggesting a defence of Seth Macfarlane's thing A Million Ways To Die In the West, saying it'd be "hep" and "funky". Well look at 'em now.  ***** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS!  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au  

Jiu Jitsu is a NIC CAGE and TONY JAA film. Featuring: seamless read through, JCVD’s leftover baggies, eventually saying Myanmar, the fighting fivemen, Dreamborks, Marc Warren from Northampton and directing horse. ***** NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS! NEWAAARRGGHHHBRRBLEGLES  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au  

Thought it couldn’t get any worse than Love, Weddings & Other Disasters? The one good thing about Reality Queen! Featuring: Revenant: Fez Fate, Nasty Gran, British Lady, Photoshop Boyz, cuz phone, Big Small Beach, nughunting, the Kardashipastcast and DK’s Michael Fassbender Hangdown. ***** NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS! NEWAAARRGGHHHBRRBLEGLES  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au    

Dennis Dugan spread his wings and flew from the Sandler coop to make Love, Weddings & Other Disasters. It wasn't well reviewed. The Pauls stop battering each other like insane and violent chimps for just long enough to mention some good things into their mics rather than down each other's screaming gullets. The result is this! Featuring: Rob Schneider's stepdaughter and a tour guide. ***** NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS! NEWAAARRGGHHHBRRBLEGLES  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au  

This week the Pauls take a break from bad movies to talk about two very very good ones and four other movies ranging from okay to balls. That’s right, it’s the one good thing about the Terminator franchise! Featuring: the’m’terminator, Ronald “The Clown” McDonald, Danny Mullet, Channel Five, Steve Sepia, That’s John, the Monkey Terminator Hypothesis and the Muscle Net Lady Trap.  NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS! NEWAAARRGGHHHBRRBLEGLES  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au ***** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Tiny Town This week it’s face first into t’history hole as the Pauls find good things in 1938’s all-dwarf cast The Terror of Tiny Town. Yeah. Barry Bangel, bad filter, Our Boss Jerry Bruckheimer, scary confronting and scary, Romulons and Capulons, Terebis Mayjohn and a hot hot blacksmith that just won’t let up. Jonathan Novick’s Don’t Look Down On Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD_PWU6K514   NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS! NEWAAARRGGHHHBRRBLEGLES  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au ***** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Goodman's friend Nick (will doxx for right price) had to sit through a Happy Madison movie the other week. He said we should too. After saying yes, Goodman completely forgot it was a Happy Madison movie, and one evening finally sat down to watch the thing. And it was a Happy Madison movie.  The one good thing about The Wrong Missy! Featuring: Decessity, noted antivaxxer Rob Schneider, real Jill vibes, fair Adam Sandler voice, thinking tits, Valley Girl segment, Smarmie Hammer, Jackie the Handler and FindYourFall#.  NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS! NEWAAARRGGHHHBRRBLEGLES  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au ***** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Thanks to Awesome A.F. patron Lucy May Clipsham for recommending Escape From Tomorrow – a film ostensibly about Disney and filmed on location in Disneyland if anyone cared to notice! Which they almost didn't! Chuck some puns in there about the Pauls queueing for ages and being so sick on the rides/from eating doughnuts/ from social anxiety and you've got yourself a classic episode of Paul on Paul: Film Time. Featuring: big dick energy jr., classic pie jump situation, Sir Arthur Creampie, slapping a kid, the A-word, new joke, good foot cream, Blife, Wellen and Shart Tales. ***** NEW NEWS! NEWS NEWS! NEWAAARRGGHHHBRRBLEGLES  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast (the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast) in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch & Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au ***** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Katy, our friend and also host of the 'Have You Ever Heard Of?' podcast, ceases to be at least one of these things this week as she comes on t'show to discuss the Netflix original Last Days of American Crime.    I HATE YOU, KATY.   Featuring: Go Gumblefuck, no reasons, Not Rafe Spall, Not Charlie Hunnam, Not Hot, Not Swank, new jingles, pain challenge, Brick the Hero, too busy to harass and the Cop Book.   NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS!  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast, the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast, in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch, Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au ***** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Happy New Bloody Year you absolute fools! Starting strong with a recommendation from the Almighty Nell, the Pauls are plunging crotch-first into Zak Snyder guffotron Sucker Punch. Start as you mean to go on, my dear old nan always said. But not how Zak Snyder starts things because Jesus might be watching. Featuring: multi-layered cinephile, vag up!, t-shirt idea, BYOBS, Tyler Bates bollocks and a joke that hides how upset he is. ***** NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS!  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast, the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast, in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch, Mummydiana Jones-type adventure full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. ***** https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au ***** Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Against all odds and legal advice/warnings, the Pauls have reached an almighty 200 episodes! Join them as they reflect on the year, talk a bit about film and hear from the guests they had along the way, specifically the one good thing from their worst movies of all time. There are jokes, too! Big ones! Featuring: navel gazing and bags of wank. NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS!  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast, the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast, in a campaign in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch, Mummydiana Jones-type adventure, full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Shhhhh! Don't let the family know you've snuck away to spend some naughty time with your favourite Pauls! This time we're having a festive tuck in to some dubbed 70s pornography. What wonders await!  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Happy Winterval, y'all! The Paulboyz finish up their Christmas run by looking at the much-maligned Christmas Classic Sequel Home Alone 2, asking important questions such as 'why did they repeat this bit?' over and over and over and over again until the words lose all meaning.  Featuring: Daniel Stern's strange contract, Rob Schneider?, steaming pizza, good smooch use, sex lessons for kids and an Adonis and his scumville hotel for jerks. NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS! NEW NEWS!  Goodman is appearing in the new season of Role To Cast, the Baby Bearders' frankly awesome TTRPG podcast, in a campaign in the Pulp Cthulhu world! Tune in on all good podcatchers to Role To Cast for an Eldritch, Mummydiana Jones-type adventure, full of outrageous accents, strengthy punch work and larger-than-life fun all around! https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Yo ho ho and a bottle of fun, it's Christmas season (still) and the Pauls are dedicating their podcast (still going) to the bloody holiday I just mentioned! This week the Pauls open up a whole new avenue of sausages and gnomes as they scrape at the film of saccharine separating them from the Hallmark Christmas world – a world where women are kept in their place by lazy scripts and, well, that's about all we gleaned from it.  The one good thing about A Christmas Wedding Tail! Featuring: Space John and Time Ian, When You’re A Baller, threatening a plot, CSI Mum, the greatest joke of all time, crunchy truths and growing closer together over the summer.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/  

The decorations go up on December 1st and the Pauls podcast Christmas for the whole bloody month apparently – this is week the second, and we're megacelebrating with Surviving Christmas starring Ben Affleck and James Gandolfini. Don't tell us we're not constantly giving. Because that would be inaccurate. Featuring: Third-degree Faye, Spongepaul Squarepaul, Thingo, Unfortunately James Gandolfini, Just Which One’s The Serial Killer: The Game and a pretty good excuse for getting rid of Ben Affleck. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/  

Ho oh no, everyone! The Pauls have decided to undertake a season of Christmas films! They're going to start by discussing what the bloody point of Christmas films are! Let's hope the outcome is positive or the next three weeks will just be us crying more than usual. Enjoy! Featuring: Paul Goodman's very resident evil christmas, nostalgia, Love actually IS depressing as fuck, and Die Hard obviously.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

As we approach episode 200 it's time for another funky punt down the history hole – this time it's "worst film of all time" worst film of all time film No Orchids For Miss Blandish, and every word in that sentence I just said is true.  Featuring: weird vamping, journalism gun, the rough touch of Gene Siskel, crazy dames, pointy man, Humphrey Nogart, fight music and Sarah Chronner McGonagalls.   https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Tally ho and well met, traveller: my name is Count Paulkula and I am a legitimate TTRPG-type wanderer. Oh no! A magic missile! See?  Anyway, the Simpsons Index boys came on to talk up another oft-maligned and little-heard of part of a franchise no one cares about. Why? Because we asked them to! Your tax dollars at work. Featuring: Captain Damn-It Dan the Toothpaste Man, Thorazine Birch, and Jeremy "in for a penny" Irons. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Goodman's soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Thanks to Victor Gamboa for eventually responding to my pleas in the night and recommending Frank Miller's The Spirit. Worst luck, though: just yesterday I was standing with elbow on appropriately-positioned stool saying I'd give everyone a million dollars if Frank Miller made a weird pastiche of his most famous film with none of the class, depth or Robert Rodriguezes; not only was everyone in the whole world in the room with me, but they put it on Space YouTube for all the aliens to see. In that respect, I'm doubly glad for sweet patrons such as Victor Gamboa for supporting us in everything (artistic (for the podcast)) that we do. Thanks for that – and this! Featuring: CGI Land, Worth a Black Sack, The Best Goofy, three very good running jokes, a good message for the kids and WHO IS THIS FOR? https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

As part of their mission to revisit their least favourite films in OGT history, the Pauls have recorded a commentary for those of you who are just itching for an excuse to watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. For those of you playing along at home, just press play when we press play; for those of you who for some reason are not, we've filled the silences with our usual bollocks, so tune in and zone out to the incessant drone of the Pauls! Featuring: Paul Blart truther, a great catch, frustrated sighs and Martin McDonagh?   https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Happy Halloween! Take a break from your 2020 experience by being very, very scared for a bit! This year the Pauls are subjecting themselves to 21st Century attempts to capitalise on Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers (who isn't big enough to be known by one name). Will the Pauls be frightened by Michael Bay outside of the context of the man's sexual politics? Can a serious art film be made by a man definitely named Robert Zombies? What exactly is a short bus? Tune in to our obscenely long Halloween special to find out!  Featuring: Four hours and twenty minutes of pure horror! But also, some bickering.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Paul Salt was born in reverse-Gaspar Noe style last week, so while he’s reknitting his genetic makeup in a soupy vat in the Lewisham YMCA, I’ve unearthed footage of us from a week ago (specially recorded for today like a real episode) in which we watch and discuss the Gorehouse Great animal-revenge movie Stanley. It’s back to regular episodes next week, and back to Paul’s regular old self too. Impermeable, supple, fleshy. Let's talk snakes! Featuring: Kim Twoman, seventies man Mo Green, Chekhov’s arsebite, Good-arse Terry, Rock Johnson and snake blindness. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

It's LFF season! Paul Salt is away and the Goodman shall play... the edit of this episode over and over again as he brings to you an episode of One Quick Thing: this time the Pauls get stuck into gritty nasty revenge flick Trip With the Teacher. Oh boy! Featuring: gasso fillo, funky escape, Joan Crawford, Dennis Hopper and the best Australian crows. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Hello Brothers and Sisters! Today Paul “Legs Eleven” Salt rushes to the defence of an oft-maligned movie in the hopes that Goodman will stop spitting on him for just one second. This time around it’s to talk William Peter Blatty’s The Exorcist III! Will the saliva resume forthwith or be withheld out of pure damn respect? Find out in here! No, here… here. Look where I’m pointing. Yeah. There we go.  Featuring: Better than The Bill, Space Exorcist, a bit of a Father Situation, Ed Flanders and A Good Old Scream In A Nurse’s Face. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

The Pauls round off revisiting their teenage years with damp camporama (and camper van) Van Helsing! Who is more and who less jaded than their teen self, and who? Some other questions pertaining to this episode instilling a sense of mystery in the audience? The answers to all await within... the One Good Thing about Van Helsing!   Featuring: Mistake Time, Clarifying Roger Ebert Jokes, a Silvestri Secret, Jason Isaacs RPG, Two-Quip Jackman, Extra Werewolf, VAMPIRE RIGHTS, the magic word and flying through the flipping air.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Holy contrived opening, Bat-team! The Dynamic Duo of guys named Paul are going back to their childhoods to find out what Jim Carrey is doing inside of them. But oh no! His best mate Sheriff Tommy Lee Jones is also there, and he's got three arms or something. Splat! Will the Pauls live to podcast another day? In! Featuring: Electric Cancer, Anthony Hopkin's Riddler, the inability to speak, Wild Things, millions of diamonds, Batman the nice guy boss and the thrilling action adventure that McDonald's wanted you to have.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ ***** http://alottagreen.com.au

Tally-Ho and other classic Leslie Nielsen phrases! This week the Pauls begin their trip down 90s Lane, avoiding as they shamble the glassy stares of the remaining members of Take That, murky old coins with Craig Charles' face on them and the battle for Cool Britannia, which was literally a war waged literally on our literal childhoods via Hot Teen Music. We saw a bunch of movies back then, just like now, the difference being we were slightly less discerning in our early years. Exhibit A: Spy Hard. It seemed like pretty much the number one comedy of our generation when we were still wearing Polos for poverty glasses and Hula Hoops for underage poverty wedding rings. All the lads and dads RAVED the Spy News. And now...?  Featuring: Reject Blue, home truths about our good friends at Baby Beard, the George Lucas defence, a real Joker movie and Brad “Fat Casper” Garrett. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/  

Friends! OGTeam! This week the Pauls discuss perfect movies - does such a film exist? What would its criteria be if so, and to what extent must we all maintain decorum and treat each other like human beings as we continue this discussion into the future of cinema? Join us on this path of understanding and reason within! Featuring: some awesome films that only idiots hate unreasonably and I hate them.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Greetings, chums! It's down t'history hole once again as the Pauls find the good things in 1948's The Babe Ruth Story. Knowing the bare minimum about baseball, or America, frankly, what will they learn about these people's national and spiritual hero, and indeed, what prejudices will they develop as a result? Watch out, America, and welcome to One Good Thing. Featuring: baseball, soda pop, BASEBALL, Lenny or George, Opposite Citizen Kane Moment, Paul Goodman’s series of amazing religious references, BAASEBAAAALL, saving a dog with a knife, can’t help the Josh Gad references EITHER AND BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEBAAAAAAAAA https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

John from the smashing Guardian-featured podcast Beyond the Box Set makes his triumphant return to our smashing Guardian-featured podcast with another of Faye Dunaway’s Mad Crazy Films, this one mostly starring Gina Gershon and Nic Cage, making it a trinity of sorts, but most definitely a trinity headed by a fourth even better thing in the form of director Jonathan Baker, a man who’s just there whether you want him or not. Oh, it’s called Inconceivable, and we’re talking about it right bloody now! Featuring: The Portrait of Nicole Kidman, the fans who deserve to know, John’s multiple hats, an M. Night Shyamalan-style insert, Salty Screenz, gas leak house, the forever BBQ and failed attempt at movie reference.   https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Thanks to legendary Loki figure @HarrisonVevo for recommending this week's thing: Soul Man. Nice sounding title. A what you'd call 'off-the-mark' romp featuring blackface and lots of very memorable impressions? No doubt. Come find out! In here. We've saved you a space next to Harrison Vevo.  Featuring: Captain Punch, really positive racism, the Memorable Thingo, talking about Stewart Lee for a bit, White Man The Movie and Things That Did Not Go Through My Head. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk Red and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Phil from Baby Beard joins us this week to discuss the good things in insane and great film Anaconda. If that isn’t enough to lure you in then we’re getting Jon Voight involved. And he’s going to find you.   Featuring: our llosta, my important project, Roger Ebert’s Mass Audience Entertainment Machine, a pretty good Ice Cube joke and Enter the Voight. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2Khttps://ogtpod.podbean.comhttps://facebook.com/ogtpodhttps://twitter.com/ogtpod  We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk Red and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor ***** http://alottagreen.com.au Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Oopsy Poopsy, it's time to return to the Happy Maddison Trough to see what they've slopped out for us today. It's the exact same stuff we processed for them two years ago! Yay, let's run it through out systems again! Can the Pauls find new good things to say about one of the most challenging wanks they've ever been offered? Find out here, now, inside.    Featuring: Accents that only last for the first 30 minutes everyone, BDSEmployment, GILFS, COB, drug abuse, Christina Ricci Abuse, explicit Dorf and a whole bunch of humiliation for all involved including you.    https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod   We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor http://alottagreen.com.au

Time for a defence-of episode! This is an opportunity for those ever-positive Pauls to actually be positive for once. This time, it’s Goodman’s turn to be super cheerful about sad slow film Only God Forgives - hooray!   I tell you what- I’m wanna fight. Are you?   Featuring: a Gosly grope, a godly trap, a euphemism for the worst weekend, an awkward situation with Ryan Gosling, Mind Your Scott Thomas and a very good running joke.     https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod   We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor http://alottagreen.com.au

    Hey everyone, Josh Gad here. We’ve all had a lot of fun today. I just want to take the time to reassure you that the Paulboys are “comedians”, which means that sometimes they will say a thing tinged, nay, sprinkled, with irony. They don’t mean any of the words that come out of their mouths in these moments of inspiration. WARNING! Please don’t worry - these are “jokes”, and usually mean the opposite of what was said.    Again, this is just a friendly heads up. We wouldn’t want any misunderstandings, least of all ones that result in hilarity or any emotion.   The one good thing about Artemis Fowl!   Featuring: boat unknown, Stare At A Tree, Memento 2: I Remember Everything, some bad bad puns, some even worse puns, and the courage to boldly not go there if it’s difficult. Not once.   https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod   We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor http://alottagreen.com.au

You want empowerment? Check out these two white dudes talking about a movie written by two other white dudes about two women trying to make it in the infamously viscous make up business where their greatest enemy is a powerful woman! Open wide, OGTeam, and prepare to receive what's left of the Rubicon right in your face.  Featuring: two great lead performances that deserve a better movie, some conjecture, a new beauty regime that will change your manner of death, vagina cake man, The Inderpendent, and an open financial offer to Salma Hayak. Please buy this podcast.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod   We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor http://alottagreen.com.au

Oh, to talk with the animals, to laugh and cry and move to Mexico with the animals - we all love animals in the multiple definitions of all of those words, but what happens when someone does away with the meaning of words altogether, pushing Robert Downey Jr. aside in the face to rely only on Kumail Nanjiani delivering one liners via the medium of annoying CGI character? It worked for MIB International, but how does he do that without words, Paul? HOW?! HOOOOOOO The one good thing about Dolittle! Featuring: Trailer Mistake Example, a new segment regarding how much we suck, some great jokes, English whimsy and the rage that inspires, Dread Pirate David Mitchell (not that one) and Willem Dafoe yelling at the ocean.   https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod   We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor http://alottagreen.com.au

Are trailers art? What is the purpose of art, and should it have one at all? None of these questions and more are discussed in today's episode, where the Pauls talk about their top ten trailers of all time!* *That they** can remember ** Goodman*** *** Paul Featuring: dooowwwf, key change, comedy scratch, beeeoooww and dff-dff-dff-dffvvuvvufuffffskklllcchhhhh.   https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod   We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor http://alottagreen.com.au

It's back up their history hole for Paul and Paul as they enter the Roaring 40s to review what is commonly perceived to be the weakest Marx Brothers film. Is it the Jack and Jill of its generation? Or is it obviously not that? Find out only by listening to the episode we've recorded about that.  Featuring: Goodman's powerful brothers, the tragic story of Todd Theoscars, Chica Marx, the best song about child abuse you'll hear today, a throb of a time, and the flat circular nature of time.  https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod   We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Check out Paul Salt's reviews on Screen Mayhem HERE! But mainly, here: https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/ My soundtracks for Role To Cast's Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampire the Masquerade campaigns can be found on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/lovetraitor   http://alottagreen.com.au