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Rock band, The Monicas, decided to give music a rest and try podcasting on for size. Each week they discuss the weeks news, and any other bits of useless information that pops in to their tiny little minds. Oh...and there's the matter of the zombie apocalypse going on outside...

The Monicas


    • May 17, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 91 – Don't Start With The A-Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2025 52:35


    Hello! How have you been? Ah…sorry to hear that, but enough about you. We've got a bumper podcast to get through so strap in. Allen tells us about his trip to Alton Towers, and what rides he chickened out from. Pete uncovers the latest about the new Universal Theme park due to open this Summer in Florida, and Dean still struggles to understand what or where his Alexa is.Add to this memories of the late Val Kilmer, stir in Pete's Massive Movie Dump™, bake for 45 mins in a Dutch oven and you've got yourself quite the entrée. Bon Appetite! So, don't forget to leave a tip, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 90 – Gladiators Ready!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 61:01


    Friends…Listeners…Podcasters…Lend us your lugholes! That, dear listeners, is the war cry of someone who's just watched Gladiator 2, or II, if you're of the TikTok generation. And as we walk, wearily, away from the blood drenched sands of the colosseum, our attentions are once again drawn to the comforting glow of our TV screens. From Dean's views on Sky's Dune: Prophecy (Game of Space Thrones) to Allen's verdict on the big screen adaptation of smash musical, Wicked (It's got a talking goat), and a conversation on what's gone wrong with Star Wars…What more could you want?So, get ready to go on my first whistle, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 89 – Jazz Cabbage

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 59:28


    If you go down to the woods today you may be in for a big surprise…but if you hear the distant sound of a duelling banjo then you'd better get out of there sharpish. Yes, that's right, Dean's watched Deliverance for the first time! And staying with the theme of things that are dead old, we're getting all nostalgic about the 80's (again). So, whether you're a Blue Thunder fan, or you're nutty for Airwolf, we've got you covered. So, get back to the future, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 88 – The Days Of Yawn

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2025 56:46


    From Penguins to dancing bears, this episode has it all. Think Harrison Ford went off the boil after Temple of Doom? Think Again. Think Al would make a good Robin Hood? You're wrong. But if you're thinking that the guys have seen a bucket load of movies and box sets to mull over in Deano's kitchen (he's been kicked out of his shed) then you're bang right!From Joker 2 to Speak No Evil, from Blink Twice to The Penguin they've got you covered. You're more than welcome.So, put on your best Fez, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 87 – Marvel Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 51:13


    I'm going be straight up with you, this episode may be a little Marvel heavy for the casual listener. But let's be honest, if you're still listening 87 episodes in then you know what to expect. But it isn't all about Deadpool & Wolverine. There's also Olympics chat, Trans sports musings, breakdancing and spin classes. Oh, and something about Robert Downey Jr and a Dr. Doom?Lets Fu@king Go!So, Pass the Protein shake, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 86 – Across The Pooniverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 57:36


    Yes, we can talk about the heroic efforts of the England squad in the Euros. Yes, we can talk about our high hopes for Deadpool & Wolverine. But all of this, surely, pales into insignificance when compared to the sheer heft of Deano's snoring problem. Listen and learn.We also throw into the mix bloody Roman battles, a murderous honey loving bear, and a missing truffle snuffling pig. BOOM! So, whip your meringue to a stiff peak, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 85 – Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 54:53


     It's that time of year again. Doesn't it half come round quick!? That time when we all say that it's doesn't feel at all Christmassy. But its here so deal with it. So, to continue the un-festive feel, this episode sees Pete talk about his trip to Mexico, Dean has a fall and Allen…well…Al does what he does. So, wrap your pigs in blankets, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 84 – Living In Eternia

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 56:19


    What are sweetbreads? What is a Bisto dip? Does Eternia have a DFS? These are just some of the questions asked in this meaty episode as Pete gets busy chomping on a cows face, Dean tries to buy Slipknot tickets and Al discovers, much to his horror, what Haggis is really made from. It's truly offal.So, pre-heat the oven to 180c , but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 83 – Nutty Putty Hell Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 53:56


    There are many ways to go. Most of us would like to think that we'll slip away in our sleep at a ripe old age, surrounded by family and loved ones. But some, misguided, adventurous fools, will die screaming while being nadgered by a shark, or fall head first into a one-way chasm of death. Not us. I can tell you that for nowt.So, while Dean scares us silly with the story of the Nutty Putty Caving Incident, the rest of us try to sort our Argonauts from our Titans, and wonder why anyone would so much as dip a toe into the ocean...EVER!So, get yourself a bigger boat, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 82 - The Tube Nut Whisperer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2024 38:04


    There's nothing more attractive than a man who knows how to handle his tool. A man who knows his Tube Nuts from his flange bolt thingy. Yes, creating fire from scratch can be impressive, but can you use a bubble wotsit to sort that wonky shelf? No? That's what Dads are for.So, with that said, we also have belated Oscar chat (we're working on it!), American Wrestling, and talk about our favourite movie masks. So, fire up your impact driver, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 81 - Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 66:05


    Now look here. DGO are not ones to preach (much), but now and again there are important topics that need to be addressed and the stigma around men getting their prostate checked is one such issue. Yes…we've gone there.But it's not all serious back door talk. There's also movie reviews, Hedgehog attacks and offal chat. What's not to like?So, lie on your side and lift your knees up to your chest, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 80 – The Big Five

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 65:19


    In order for any society to thrive there needs to be stability, an order to things. You can't have people changing things willy-Nilly, making up their own rules and challenging the Status Quo when they feel like it. Well, you can when it's absolutely necessary, but some things are not up for change and the Great British mixed grill is one of those things!At last this raging hot potato is tackled head on…and it's not a pretty sight. So, pick your Big Five, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 79 – The Devil's Glow Sticks

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 56:36


    Want to hear Dean talk about his trip to New York? “Fuhgeddaboudit!” Want to hear Allen's secret to making the perfect ‘slaw'? “Hey! I'm walking here!”This episode has these, and other bits, cleverly edited together to make them sort of make sense. We're talking parking ticket Hell, whale sperm theories de-bunked, and killer cartoon bears. Add to that Apocalypse Clowns, Killers of the Flower Moon and Steve Coogan's creepy portrayal of TV paedophile Jimmy Savile and you've got yourself one spicy meatball!So, pop in a pickled onion but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 78 – Oh, The Hugh Manatee!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 58:26


    Birthdays are something to celebrate. Whether you go for a family meal, a classy wine tasting or a naked bungee jump in the Aldi carpark, they should be treasured. Especially when you get to the age of these three codgers. As Dean marks his milestone, we also hear of his interest, and complete bafflement, in the world of wine. What? How much? Why?Pete tells of his first dining in the dark experience, Allen reveals his fear of “Mystery Meat”, and Dean enthralls with a truly horrible tale of aquatic love gone wrong. Oh, and there's a bit about Stephen King in there as well. So, remember All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 77 – A Henchman's Gonna Hench

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2024 52:00


    “I'll be back.” “Get to the chopper!” “I did not get my maid pregnant.” These are just a few quotes from arguably one of the greatest action stars, and indeed Arnolds, of all time…Schwarzenegger!From his best bangers to his worst clangers, we hear the guys favourites and guilty pleasures. You know what they say…One man's Terminator is another's Jingle All The Way. Other topics covered may also include freakishly bendy elbows, orbs from down below and we ask…which Batman Villian would you hench for?So, come with me if you want to live, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 76 - The Frothy B'stard

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2024 49:44


    We all love walking into our favourite pub. The friendly barman / woman pouring you a well-earned pint of your usual / small sherry, putting your favourite song on the jukebox, pig snacks in hand waiting for the wave machine to start. Bliss!This episode sees the boys discuss their dream pubs, Armie Hammer, and waving Chinese bears. The perfect trio.So, pour yourself a frosty one, settle in by the fire / karaoke machine, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 75 – Tutankhamoooon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 61:24


    This episode takes us to the land of the Pharaohs, the Great Pyramids…The home of the Mummy! What is an Egypt? We'll find out.In other matters, Allen suffers a dirty great spider bite, but unfortunately is not imbued with the super-powers of a spider…although he did get stuck in the bath for three days. So, brush the sand out of your Valley of the Kings, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 74 - Kiss Of The Vampire

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 54:16


    As Dean and Pete say goodbye to their long time top band Kiss (for the second time), and Allen laments on the demise of The Arctic Monkeys, our thought take a darker turn. We hark back to those late nights, many years ago, when your parents let you stay up past your bedtime to watch the Fright Night double bill. Whether it was Christopher Lee's count that gave you the colly-wobbles, or Salem's Lot's Mr. Barlow that made you S you P's, Vampires have always topped the movie monster polls. We sift through some of our favorites in this blood curdling episode.So, lock your windows, grab your garlic and crucifix,  but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 73 – Talking about A.I, Aye Eye?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 61:04


    Have ever had the feeling that you're not alone? That someone might be listening in to your conversations? Ever wondered how you only have to mention to someone that you might be thinking of buying a new pair of trainers, only to find your social media feeds flooded with ads for shiny new sneakers?Coincidence? Or could it be Alexa sitting over there…listening? As we grow ever more reliant on A.I and chatbots, are we ready for what's to come? This, and many more inane topics are broached with a shocking disregard for research and detail in this latest episode.So, all hail our robot overlords, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 72 – Death Race

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 57:14


    We all remember our first car. Whether it was a rusty old hand me down, or brand new straight of the garage forecourt, the bond with your first motor is one that you take to the grave. Unless you die in a fireball crash on the M6 motorway…then you can be forgiven if the relationship cools a little.As Queen's Roger Taylor once strangely sang…” I'm in love with my car”. But would he have loved it even more if he'd put rocket blasters and wings on it? You can bet your B****cks he would!So, put you hands on your grease gun , but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe! 

    Episode 71 - Skool Daze

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 49:16


    For some, school was an idyllic time, full of laughter, games and an enjoyable way to quench that never-ending thirst for knowledge. For others it was grim prison sentence, full of forgotten homework, painful wedgie's and an unparalleled awkwardness around girls. Either way, it's over now, so we can safely look back and ask those all important questions about things we just took for granted at the time. Like what the Hell were assemblies for? So, grab your homework diary , but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe! 

    Episode 70 – The Bucket List

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 46:28


    As we creep every closer to our inevitable demise, let us reflect on what we have achieved. Some of us, I'm sure would have done great things, seen unimaginable sights, traveled the globe and will rest easy knowing that they have made the world a better place for those that follow.And then there are the rest of us that have done pretty much sweet FA. Now might be a good time to change that. Perhaps.So, fill up that bath of baked beans , but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!

    Episode 69 – Bad To The Bone

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2023 52:11


    As a controversial Pop megastar once asked…Who's bad?Some might answer “You Michael”, while other, blindly optimistic, people would look to the wide, wide world of TV and film for their answer. And well they might, as we all love a good baddie. From Bond to Coronation Street there are hundreds of real wrong ‘uns ready to do someone wrong. In this episode the guys give their verdict on who they think are the movies' biggest ratbags.So, boo and hiss to your hearts content, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! Search for Don't go outside on all you podcast streaming services.

    Episode 68 – Beef Encounters Of The Herd Kind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2023 55:13


    Look…We've all got holes in our pop cultural education. Admit it. Have you ever pretended to like a band you've never heard of, or a film you've never seen? Of course you have…and so have your friends. Yes. ESPECIALLY that one! So let's sit down, hold hands and come clean (within reason obvs), but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe! 

    Episode 67 – A Right Royal Rumble

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 62:14


    This episode was recorded during the heatwave of last year's commonwealth games so forgive Allen's excitement and he hails a cab straight into the heart of London to find himself a Ladyboy. Late to the party again, Pete takes his first Uber ride, and there's the ultimate Movie Monster Royal Rumble. Who wins? You might be surprised!So, grab your rubber duck, and whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe! 

    Episode 66 - The Fine Young Cannibal

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 52:12


    They say never meet your heroes…or see your favourite band 30 years passed their prime! Dean explains why he learned this the hard way. We talk music related movies, cannibalistic actors, and who you would get to play you in a movie of your life.So, Hello Cleveland, and whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe! 

    Episode 65 – Four Footlongs and A Warwick Davis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 61:42


    In this LONG awaited epidsode we talk space. Deep space and what might (or might not) be floating around in it. Could there be life on Mars?The group is split but there's always the camel beauty pageant to take are mind off things.So, keep your eyes to the skies but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!

    Episode 64 – Merry Christmas Lenny Barava

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 51:37


    It's the most wonderful time of the year…the week after Christmas. So now the turkey has gone and we're down to the last six boxes of chocolate, we can relax, unwind and listen to these three goons chat about all things festive.You want Xmas Chat? Check. You want amazing film facts? Check. You want poetry? That's right…POETRY! Big. Fat. Check. Disclaimer – Not all (or any) “facts” are thoroughly researched, verified or, in some cases, true at all. We'll leave you to decide which is which.So, make your resolutions, mess about for a fortnight then break them,  but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 63 - Eye Of The Tatter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 54:49


    The week we lost Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (Mam as in jam), the guys take time to reflect on what was, to some, a fittingly right Royal send off, but to others a huge waste of tax payers money in a time of financial crisis and uncertainty. Which camp are we pitching our tents?But it's not all crowns and coffins. We also talk about Dean's social media misunderstanding, movie remakes that should be made right now and the time Al mistakenly attended a swinger's party. (Yeah…right!)So, bow your heads, let the bag-pipes play but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 62 – Who Killed Jimmy Snugglehorn?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 56:12


    Whether you're a horror fiend, a thriller killer or an unashamed dirty Rom-Com whore there's a movie genre for everyone. But what if we can't have them all? As Netflix stumbles in the streaming site wars amid ever growing competition, rumours emerge of a genre cull. Is that something that the sofa-plex going public will tolerate? What genre would you be willing to lose?How about the “Culinary Thriller”? Don't knock it until you've tried it! Pete talks about Netfix Kitchen based Stress-fest Boiling Point, and Dean tells us what he thinks about gangster chasing cop drama The Highwaymen.And there may be some talk about cricket.So, polish your ball and butter your crease, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 61 – Feel The Weft

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 55:19


    What do YOU do when you think no-one's looking? That's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, but in this latest episode the guys talk about what they do, and although nowhere near as bad as what you get up to…it's still pretty weird. Mannequin molestation? We talk big screen too. Al finally put a shift in and watched “Ghostbusters: Afterlife”, Pete goes all Grindhouse and discusses Ty West's “X” and we don our Viking helmets for “The Northman”.So, if you know your Titsmarsh from your Holmes…well done, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 60 – The Great Flamingo Nobblings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 67:15


    As we remember the late Taylor Hawkins, Al tries to differentiate between a Flamingo and a Pelican (It was neither) and Pete discovers what QAnon is all about, we turn to the silver screen for solace.Want to know what we think about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock in the chops? Make yourself comfortable. Curious about our thoughts on The Batman? You're welcome.Add to that Starz original Pam & Tommy and The Suicide Squad spin-off Peacemaker then you've got yourself quite a pod! Did we mention it was our 60th episode!?So, spring clean your Bat-cave, (and yes that is a euphemism), but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 59 – A Piece Of The Action

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 58:21


    In uncertain times it's good to take a look back at happier, safer times. A time when a group of European terrorists can take control of a tower block and leave you with a smile on your face, a killer robot from the future tells you he'll be back, and a drunken Chinese man falls from a balcony, breaking his back…and we laugh! Oh, how we laughed.So, break out your best Kung Fu, and cue the montage but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 58 – Dedication…That's What You Need

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 56:55


    With Allen otherwise engaged in pursuing his lifelong ambition to create a world record, it's left to Dean and Pete to steer this shabby looking ship into calmer waters. And as Pete's got a bit of a cold that mainly leaves Dean to carry the load.But it's not all bad news…we got to go back to the cinema! We've got Marvel's Black Widow, DC's The Suicide Squad and M. Night Shyamalan's Old to talk about. That's good, right?So, grab your popcorn, feed the man in the box, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 57 - Stayin' Alive!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 68:02


    This week the guys take a look in to the darker side of life (and death) as we talk killers. As in serial killers…the real ratbags. We're talking Ramirez…Raider…Ripper. But we also talk about cats and coldsores so, you know, it's not all severed heads and people sandwiches!A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it!So, close the curtains, double lock the door, but whatever you do…Don't Go Outside! 

    Episode 56 - Thundercats Got Me Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 66:45


    In this new episode the guys get a little nostalgic as we hark back to the days of the ZX Spectrum, the BMX and singing along to the Auf Wiedersehen Pet theme tune. Yes…the eighties!In a time before irony was invented we take a look back at the biggest movies of the time, how Allen is consistently taken in by fan made trailers, and can Dean really blame everything on his under-active thyroid? That’s living alright!A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it!So grab you Rubik’s cube, press record on your shiny new VHS player, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

    Episode 55 - Vaccination Assassination

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 69:02


    As we start to see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, the guys talk about the vaccination rollout , what exactly constitutes a substantial meal, and why you’ll never look at a bottle of Jameson’s whisky the same way again!oh, and non UK listeners may want to google Keith Chegwin...the Chegwin chat gets weirdly intense.So, grab yourself a Scotch egg, pour yourself a stiff one, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 54 – Full Metal Allen

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2021 63:02


    This week see’s the guys mulling over the age old question…who would win in a fight between Robocop and R2-D2. Obviously Robocop, but what about Robocop and the Terminator? Obviously The Terminator because he’s bad ass and totally rocks.From the future of AI to the best movie robots, this is a tech heavy android-fest. Ready for the singularity? Thought not.A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it!So, Come with me if you want to live, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!

    Episode 53 - The Names David...Craig David

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 59:39


    Another lockdown…another zoom call. Againt the odds the guys attempt to bring you premium content with minimum effort, and it sort of works! They cover the usual topics…the Blue Peter tortoise graveyard, monkey jealousy, but it’s mainly about Bond…James Bond. After the passing of wife-slapping legend Sean Connery, it seemed only right that we give the Bond franchise a good going over. A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it!So, grab your vodka martini, whip out your Octopussy, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 52 - The Christmas Length

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 52:47


    It's that time of year when we buy all our presents online, keep well apart from our friends and loved ones and gawp at one another over a glitchy video call. Yes....it's CHRISTMAS!The guys get together for a little festive chat about all things christmas...food...films...and food. The usual.So, have a very merry Christmas, a brighter New Year, but whatever you do...Don't Go Outside!

    Episode 51 - Excelsior!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 56:02


    This week the guys wield their great power with little or no responsibility as we talk all things spider. Spider-man…Spider killers…and just massive spiders! We cover the latest TV adaption of Aldous Huxley’s novel Brave New World, Netflix movie Inheritance, and Dean recounts the story of “Denver Spider-man”, Theodore Edward Coneys.So, re-fill your web shooter, get your Spidey Sense tingling, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 50 - Griller Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 56:10


    This week the guys have been doing some heavy duty sitting down and talk about what they’ve watched with their eyes. We’re talking Ratched. We’re talking Utopia. We’re talking The Haunting of Bly Manor. Is that enough for ya?Plus we have Disco clowns, some good facts from Al, and we hear the next instalment in the never to be released movie…Griller Killer!So, pre-heat your oven to 180c ,baste your meat real good, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 49 – A Nightmare on 49th Street

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 58:33


    This week the guys discuss John Carpenter’s killer car flick “Christine”, Christopher Nolan’s brain melting time- twister “Tenet”, and Al expresses his surprising concern for former Queen bassist John Deacon.So, start your engines,adjust your seatbelt, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 48 - The Angle Of Your Dangle

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2020 52:52


    This week the guys decide to take matters into their own hands. Spurred on by underwhelming horror flick The Slenderman, Dean thinks it’s time to have a stab at writing their own movie script. How hard can it be, right?Allen’s back with some easy to disprove facts, Dean tells us about the creepy tale of Dr. Carl Tanzler, and we learn all about the 45 degree rule.So, check the angle of your dangle, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 47 - Killing Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 50:10


    In this episode, the guys tackle the big questions. Time…what is it? When was it? What exactly is the Sith’s policy on bin collection?They talk about their top time travel movies, mysterious time travelling market traders and Allen reveals his plan to go back in time and kill cheese. So, Kill, Die, Repeat but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 46 - March Of The Bananas

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 63:04


    Do Penguins have legs? Does Gregory Peck have a great big neck? What the Hell is Batpussy?I guess we’ll never know for certain, but listening to this episode will certainly give us a better insight into some of life’s unanswerable questions. Like what was Robert De Niro’s finest performance?Dean scares himself half to death by watching horror classic The Omen, Al tells us what he’s learned this week, and Pete thinks something is amiss at the Swizzlels factory.So, sit down, shut up, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 45 - Al's Big Fact Hunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 67:02


    In this episode Allen finds out what facts are and unloads his truth bullets straight into your brain with his newly acquired knowledge uzi. Rat-ta-ta-tat! Dean watches the 1989 adaptation of Stephen King's Pet Sematary and realises that sometimes dead is better, we hear about the third best "Trial of the Century" with the tale of Leopold & Loeb, and Pete finds out that it takes more than one kind of Kryptonite to kill some Supermans. So, put a shift in, wear your mask, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! Link is in bio or get it from your usual places ☝️ #podcasts #podchaser #podernfamily #podcasting #movies #film #petsematary #hollywood #history #superman #horror #horrormovies #kryptonite #dc #comics

    Episode 44 - Pumping Out The Back Passage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 70:13


    In this eventful episode we hear about Deano’s Mid-Podcast flood, Pete’s love of 70’s rock opera and Al’s curiosity about Jessica Tandy’s nethers. All very cheesy.Dean continues his horror journey with John Carpenter’s classic Halloween, and we have a sneaky look at Hollywood’s greasy underbelly with the tale of William Randolph Hearst.So, put on your water wings, man the life boats, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 43 - Jumping The Shark

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 45:33


    In this episode we rediscover the meaning of the word “meandering” as the guys cover a range of subjects, such as smart meters, oysters, and cutting out the booze.We find out what Allen thinks Caviar is, and Dean asks…what is the best film ending…EVER?So, pull up a chair, have a yourself a cheeky one, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

    Episode 42 - Elon Musk & The Zombie Apocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 37:05


    In this episode we shine the spotlight on billionaire philanthropist, and futurist flame-thrower salesman, Elon Musk. From his electric cars to his plans for affordable globe spanning internet, he’s the man with a plan. But is he all that he seems?Dean shares his very real fears that there may be a sinister plan behind Musk’s innovations. Can he really be planning a Zombie apocalypse!?Look, we’re here to ask these questions…not answer them.So, plug yourself in, look to the stars, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!

    Episode 41 - Nip Up Fatty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 58:18


    In this episode we dim the lights, and hide behind the sofa, as Dean begins his horror odyssey and gives us his opinion of the 1973 classic, ‘The Wicker Man’. Not to be confused with the 2006 remake starring Nicolas Cage. That was absolute dog shit.Pete tells us about British thriller ‘The Good Liar’, alligator chiller ‘Crawl’ and Dean recalls the legend of Roscoe ‘Fatty’ Arbuckle. And don’t worry Allen fans…he’s here as well…chipping in where he can. Bless him.So, stay off the moors, beware the moon, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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