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  • Sep 10, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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  • 45 EPISODES


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S04E02 Not My Batman

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020


The Private Party is back with returning guests Sly and Platano after almost a whole year since they were last on the podcast. We catch up with them where they talk about their trip to California. I ask them if they would rather have a dancer in their subway cart or a singer/musician. We take a look at the new Mario 3-D collection coming out soon. Sly and Platano talk about their experience with Breath of the Wild and the changes they would like to see in the sequel. We're split on our opinions about Pattinson as Batman/Bruce Wayne. A quick Sonic the Hedgehog review. We all share our ideas about our future stream ideas. Seeing old Johnny Knoxville makes us feel old.

S04E01 Prince Takes Over

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020


The Private Party has finally returned back into your lives for 2020. Jason and I are here for our brand new season's first episode. I give a quick summary of all my new life changes since our last episode in 2019. We address the elephant in the room with how our lives changed with Corona virus. I introduce my new "Stat Boy" Prince. Can you make a modern version of the movie Road Trip? Your bank punishes you when you cheat on them with other ATMs? I totally forgot my birthday passed earlier in the year. VR Sports Events vs VR Music Concerts. Remembering young Dane Cook. We talk about some of our favorite wrestlers in AEW, a new wrestling company. We talk about what we miss the most from everything being closed. Jason and I reminisce about high school days. Jason eats cold Chef Boyardee. I found out NY had scooters/mopeds as soon as it was shut down. Prince wants to talk on the podcast. I explain my computer parts to Jason.

S03E05 We Met On The Internet

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2019


The Private Party is back this week with two new first time guests. I am joined by two twitch streamers PlatanoSunshine and Slyvision. We share out hate/love relationship with streaming. Bonding over The Office. Cannibals probably don't eat probably every single day. Spider-man is back in the MCU! We bring up anime clichés we see in our favorite shows. Aliens are trading their technology for our cattle. We watch the new El Camino trailer for the Breaking Bad movie. Platano and Sly share their first smoke stories. Platano and I take way too long showers.

S03E04 Nobody Wants A Wet Book

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019


The Private Party comes back with Mike and I again. We learn about another new streaming services trying to get into our wallets, NBC's Peacock. Saved by the Bell was a good cheesy show. Aaron Spelling the King of American TV Drama. I give my story about my bad poker night. I want the Private Party to have a Halloween episode in costume. M&M's had a vote in the 90s for a their new color. Mike is worried about his teams playoff chances. NXT debuts on USA. I name the people I see on the train everyday as my train buddies. Mike tells me to open my dream café here by home. My customers will get scared by the bible thumpers and bums outside. "I'll wet your bibles. Clack clack clack."

S03E03 Writers, Rappers and ‘Rithmetic

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2019


The Private Party is back with Mike and I as we come back from our previous celebration to a more close and personal episode. Dave Chapelle's new special is getting noticed for good and bad reasons. Mike shares a school secret that he's never told to even his family. We discuss who our favorite comic book writers are currently. A new female edition to TMNT comics. Lil Wayne was better on lean. Which one was Kid and which one was Play? Mike still likes Tekashi 69. The dreaded Parent-Teacher night. Watching movies in class.

S03E02 Happy Birthiversary

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2019


The Private Party is celebrating its birthday/anniversary! Jason, Mike and I are here for our big celebration. Mike is trying to lead his kids on the straight and narrow life. Young parents in our lives. Current Batman comic spoilers! David and Jasmin in chat help us recall a time he spoiled her baby shower to her. Mikes believes Bad Boys 1 is better than Bad Boys 2. What watch clips of Michael Bay reusing old scenes in new movies. We go over our typical high school lunches from back in the day. Medical care in the 1700/1800's must have been brutal. Jason shares with us the random movie Miss March. We all share times where we cried for movies.

S03E01 A New Start

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2019


The Private Party is back for Season 3! We debut our new music, layout, and merch. I want to do a Sacrifice September. Mike didn't think Thanksgiving happen. Barber Loyalty. Jason tries to make us remember Snoop Dogg's Bones. Mike tells the story of his sketchy Craigslist purchase. We find out we are close to the podcast's one year anniversary. Late Night Informercials. All of our celebrity encounters. Mike and I have different ideas of what is a "cup". We want Taco Bell to see the Dorito taco shells in stores.

S02E19 Power Outage

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019


(Disclaimer: Due to the stream losing power mid stream, this episode is split in two) The Private Party has arrived to the finale of season 2. We all had alligator related toys when we were kids. Tennis or Golf? Mike explains his emotions during the soccer season. Michael Jackson was replaced by an alien. Sammy Sosa is a white man now! Jason was at work when midtown lost power. How long has it been since you bought a graphic tee? Eon Flux is going to help me turn my life fully digital. I try to explain my investments (badly) to the rest of the guys. Jason saw some wild things when the city had its heatwave. Mike gives his quick Lion King review. I try to convince Mike for us to go to the gym again. I need to get a Coco-Cherry from the lady on the block before the summer is over.

S02E18 Vacations for All

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2019


The Private Party has returned and Mike has returned from his trip to Puerto Rico. We plan our outting to see Spider-man: Far From Home. I explain a time when a spoiler ruined the movie experience. Jason had a nostalgia trip watching old wrestling promos. Vince McMahon's XFL is starting in less than a year. The Walking Dead comic has come to an end after 16 years. How many successful tv spin-offs are there? Having a treehouse was the ultimate status symbol for a kid. We're going to bring back a new and improved Chuck E' Cheese. Mike buys a tamagotchi for his daughter. Everybody collected the Spice Girl stickers in the 90s. The new Mulan and Little Mermaid are coming out next. Special appearance from Stripes.

S02E17 The Never Happening Tattoo Sleeve

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2019


The Private Party is back with Mike, Jason and I with another new video layout. I'm not a fan of DJ Khalid. Firearms in wrestling. I bring up the fact that I pay for medical insurance but I rarely use it. Setting goals to stop calling out from work for the rest of the year. Do you pour your cereal or your milk first into the bowl? Good socks get tossed because they are paired with a bad sock. Are designer wife-beaters worth it? Mike's wife has officially taken over the PS4 away from him. Discussing tattoo ideas for the far future. SpongeBob ruined Nickeledoen cartoons. We figure out the races of the characters in Doug. Pancakes vs Waffles vs French Toast. How do you eat your Oreos?

S02E16 Stat Boy Has Arrived for E3

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019


Today's Private Party is looking at this years big E3 trailers with myself and the long awaited debut of Stat Boy on the mic. We look over the trailers for future games such as Cyberpunk 2077, Final Fantasy VII, Halo Infinite, Avengers, Luigi's Manison and many more. Buying a new console when it is just released will be very expensive. Stat Boy gives his quick review for Aladdin. I drop the bombshell to Stat Boy that the Merchant in the beginning of Aladdin is also Genie. Stat Boy and I discuss starting segments for the podcast. I give my quick review of Into the Spider-verse.We watch my favorite Double D scene from Ed, Edd and Eddy. We figure out who is the better boy genius between Jimmy Neutron and Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory.

S02E15 Late Appearances

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019


The Private Party is with a 2 man show consisting of Jason and I. We discuss what was our most physically demanding job we've had in the past. David says he's a minute away for the whole podcast. First impressions are very important. Jason and I can finish each others references. Why I hated my Toys r' Us job. Jason made me believe Woody from Toy Story was going to be bi-sexual. Mike reports from the Yankee game that he had a celebrity sighting. Old cartoon shows are getting new reboots. David finally shows up... an hour late.

S02E14 A Family Affair

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2019


This Private Party is joined together with newcomer and family member Jimmy, with the returning Carlos and Mike rounding out the cast. We discuss if it would be worth it living in a virtual world ala Ready Player One. I saw an interesting business transaction on the train involving shampoo bottles. 4x White Tees need to make a comeback in NY. Jimmy thinks Denzel is a bad actor. Disney has released its next 9 years of movies, including an Avatar 5. Jimmy is an international traveler and shares his travel stories. Jimmy lets us know about a man who recorded himself having sex on top of the pyramids. Which seat do you prefer on an airplane? We revisit the R. Kelly documentary. Carlos and I are the kings of starting hobbies and abandoing them early. Everybody wants KD to come to the Knicks. The Icy/Piragua lady on the block is our groundhog, they let us know when summer is coming. Jimmy has never had a burger from McDonalds. But even when he travels around the world he knows going to Mcdonalds will feel like home.

S02E13 Endgame is Here

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019


Today's Private Party brings myself, Mike and Jason (special appearance by Statboy in the background) to discuss Avenger's Endgame. We dissect Spider-man: Far From Home trailer and how it gives clues to the future of the MCU. Mike and I debate about the DC movies, again. How did the Earth continue during the 5 year gap? Some movie stars are too big for TV. We look up the real Warren family.

S02E12 A Bronx Breakfast

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019


The Private Party this episode with Jason, Mike, Carlos and myself after some live technicial difficulties where we debate if pink vs red Starbursts.are number one? What kind of milk and juices did they serve you in school? Which chocolate powders/syrups are the "correct" ones to use for chocolate milk? We all eat too much cereal. Did you get your Bronx Breakfast this morning, a coffee and a loosie? Once Jason hits 30, we all need to start going to the doctor for our prostate exams. Carlos the only one down with feet. New Vice Land series for behind the scenes of wrestling in the 70s/80s. The whole group feels young still these days. Mike doesn't want anyone to FaceTime him, ever! Game systems used to come with ALL of the peripherals as a bundle. When we quit and then restarted watching wrestling. Where does Vince find these guys? I have hairy arms and hands like a monkey. My brother was watching an old episode instead of watching the current live episode. We learn that Canadians call Mushrooms "Zoomers".

S02E11 Cheating At Monopoly

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019


Mike, Jason and I come back from a small hiatus to my new Twitch announcement. We take a poll from the smoking fans on their choice of wrap for rolling. We figure out how our show seasons will break down. I give my reasons on why you should buy new board games. I reveal my Monopoly secrets. What are your least favorite board games? Star Wars Episode 9 thoughts. Disney+ is going to have everything you need. Our next edition of "We Hate the MTA". Statboy is tired of seeing "Archangel" on the subway. I can't believe we lived during a time when we didn't know when the train was coming. Chat asks us if we had any bad moments living in NYC. Mike plays basketball in the wrong neighborhood. Jason had a rough elevator ride. We watch a video of a group of NYC rat hunters.

S02E10 Cancel Netflix

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019


Todays Private Party we have 4 live mics with myself, Jason, Mike and David here.. Big Brother is watching us with our facial recognition programs on our phones. I tell the gang we all have a fairy gov't agent watching us all. I want to cancel Netflix but it still has series I want to watch. Mike calls his Netflix the Friends stream machine.. We don't want a remake of Back to the Future. You should go to amusement parks in even numbers. Mike introduces us to the Hudson Yards downtown in the city. Who should be the next MCU main villain after Thanos? Toby Maguire's Spider-man 2 is the best Spider-man movie. We also discuss the potential Sam Raimi Spider-man 4 that never was. Half the group is ready for final season of Game of Thrones. Kofi Kingston is going to WrestleMania! The woman are main-eventing WrestleMania this year for the first time.

S02E09 Cats and Rats

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019


I am joined by Mike and Jason today as I debut the podcast's new website! Jason shares some of his film school lessons. Mike is still waiting for the logins as the social media manager. We watch Bel-Air, a short fan-made teaser trailer of an updated and dramatic take on the classic show The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. WWE's Tough Enough show had no success stories. Jason enlightens us about Wafles & Dinges. Mike steals the white sauce container from the Halal Guys. You only need cats to keep away the rats. We look at Kobe's $4,000,000 "I'm Sorry" ring. Followed by Mayweather's $15,000,000 watch. We ponder on how do people invent things. Coca-Cola invented the modern Santa Claus.

S02E08 Ric Flair Drip

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019


Jason, Mike and I get together to honor the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, wheeling dealing, limousine riding, jet flying, son of a gun, Ric Flair for his 70th birthday. Some celebrities just have impressions everyone can do. I was the worst security guard ever. Robert Kraft got caught for paying for a VERY EXPENSIVE happy ending at a massage parlor. Our viewers don't like the song I was inspired to make by the POTUS. I've never personally taken a vacation. The Rock vs Tyrese in the Fast and Furious franchise. We actually had a troll show up in chat. We miss the old MTV shows. They made way too many Final Destination movies. I start planning the podcast calendar.

S02E07 I Can Be Your DJ Hero

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019


This episode is reminisced by Jason and I over our love of DJ Hero. I dive into the world of the stock market. Jason doesn't want to live in New Jersey because it smells. I wish I gambled. I make up a conspiracy theory of the missing Mega Billions winning ticket. Athlete contracts are insane; first ever $300 million player. Which sport would you do if you were an athlete? Is the mascot from Seafood City a lobster or a crab, The Great Debate! I made an 8 hour trip for philly cheesesteaks in Philly(and I didn't get them.) Long Island Iced Teas and I don't mix well. I can't remember my own birthday party. We compare "quitting jobs" methods.

S02E06 What’s Wrong with Genie’s Face

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019


I am joined today in the Private Party by Mike and Jason and we examine the latest Aladdin trailer. I believe in the Disney Vault system. Don't sexualize my Disney movies. They are changing Chucky to A.I. Gentrification is happening and we are scared. We're not POOR poor. Oh yeah, I think the Grammy's just happened. Who's going to be the next Batman? Someone broke into my house and stole my tv remotes. Cubed ice is better than crushed ice. Mike was a creative kid with his toys.

S02E05 Manic Monday

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019


We start this podcast with the 3 amigos, Jason, Mike and I after an uneventful Super Bowl. Why is anyone still a Knicks fan? Why was Aliens vs Predators 2 so bad? What alien would you hang out with? We all hated rewinding VHS tapes. Jason is the only person in the world who played Vectorman. I get in and out of hobbies really fast (like vaping.)I tell the guys lets go to the library and get shut down. I'm a fan of candles. I'm making bets with Private Party Dollars to Jason. We look at the future of foldable TVs.

S02E04 5 Mics

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019


The Private Party comes together with David, Mike, Jason and I in this "5 Mics" edition. David is disgusted we haven't seen Solo yet. But David also spoils the new Star Wars movies. We out to WrestleMania!(we're not.) The Fyre Festival Docs on Netlifx and Hulu. We don't know who should be the new Batman. Fan Service in movies. Why do people like spoilers? David is worried about Wide Neck. More Michael Jackson documentaries coming out about him.

S02E03 Dynamic Duo

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019


Mike and I bring this episode for a small show today. The government uses pigeons to spy on us. I can never sleep through the whole night. A1 has beef with one of his "clients" at his job. I try to figure out why Mike and I stopped going to the gym. We love Resident Evil 2 Remake! We discuss why M. Night Shyamalan movies are dumb but for good reasons. I have so much work to do now that we are on Twitch. I'm going to hire a scab worker to replace Stat Boy.

S02E02 Webbing Out the Details

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2019


Jesse's Private Party goes live on with its debut on Twitch! David, Mike and I come together to watch the new Spider-man: Far From Home trailer. David shares with us his trip to California. I change my mind about watching You. David disrespects Sandra Bullock. According to David if you didn't cry to the Lion King you don't have a soul. I don't want to watch Surviving R. Kelly because I like his music. David promotes the show on the show. Catch the show on Twitch.tv/Menice421 my streaming channel.

S02E01 I’m Ready for My Close-up

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2019


Happy 2019 everyone! Jason, Mike and I bring in the year with our first video recording. I brag about my podcast setup. I tell the guys I'm a streamer now. Finding people sleeping at your job. People will buy the same version of a sneaker over and over again. We share our lack of presidential trivia. Should you watch "You"? Getting the minor details of our zombie apocalypse plan down. We love Denzel Washington.

2018’s Sun Is Setting

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2018


Jason, Mike and I get together to celebrate the end of 2018. We experiment with a soft-opening of go video for the podcast. ASMR... again. Watching movies more than once in the theater. Mike and I are sad about nearing the end of Red Dead Redemption 2. Gym games during grade school. I don't know where the Bloomingdales is in New York. Some people don't drink water at all! I talk about my time as a perfume salesman.

Christmas With Venom

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2018


Jason, Mike and I are back with another episode of the Private Party. We talk about our last minute Christmas shopping plans. Shoutouts to zswiggs on Twitch. We workshop Venom 2 plot with Spider-man in it. Toy Story should have ended at 3. Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World had a hard life. I talk [...]

How Much Does A Doorman Make

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2018


Jason, Mike and I try to figure out why doormen get paid so much. I bring up the brewing feud between Oscar de la Hoya and Dana White. Dwight Howard makes a questionable grab towards his teammate. Jason sees the same person at the train every single time. Already planning the 1 year anniversary of [...]

Interactive Museums

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2018


Jason, Mike and I try to figure out why drinks at Applebees are so expensive. Our go to meal at iHop. Raw ratings are tanking and they are getting desperate for views. You can’t fake gravity. Who goes to Sears? We reminisce about school trips to interactive museums in the city. I need to watch [...]

Name Your Son Bowser

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2018


It’s a packed house with myself, Carlos, Mike and Jason in this episode. I’m the reason Mike doesn’t play fighting games. A1 gives his thoughts on the passing of former president Bush. Carlos talks about Kevin Hart stepping down from his hosting gig. We miss having house phones. I’m quitting my job to run the [...]

A.K.A. Mother Goose

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018


The boys are back in town. David, Jason, Mike and I give a quick look at the Captain Marvel trailer. David said Elon Musk thinks we are all in a simulation. Four Loko memories. David's sister wants to be a Twitch streamer. When did you feel old? The wrestlers are old too. Jason was listening to old podcasts and hears a guest's intriguing story, David talks about his comic recommendations. Only get a cat to keep away the rats.

How’d You Get That Scar

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2018 60:57


A1, Giuliano and myself try to figure out what to order from Mcdonalds. Soft shell tacos are for soft guys? We keep talking about more fast food for some reason. Katz Deli is overrated. School lunches. Giuliano We think coyotes hunt in packs(they don't.)Which cartoon character are you? Hearing about Jumping the Shark episode of Happy Days from A1. Favorite Scarface quotes. Remembering the blackout back in the mid 2000s. How long did they take to build pyramids?

Post Thanksgiving Coma

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2018 116:03


Jason, Mike and I get together for our post-Thanksgiving vacation. We share the meals we had for the holiday. Kennedy vs Kentucky fried chicken spots. I don't like potato salad. Past Black Friday purchases. Darth Vader toasters. Saving the day fantasies. My mom is getting married! Sugar baby applications. Star Wars holograms are the future phones. How we all started smoking. I don't know how to binge shows.

Working on Borrowed Time

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2018 66:01


Mike, Jason and I get together during the first snowfall of the year. Jason tells us his work predicament that almost affected his podcast appearance. I try to figure out some merch for the podcast. Mega Billions Winner is missing! Drowning or burned alive? You call this a snow day?! Guess what, the MTA sucks again. Jason came to the comic game to late and more respect to Stan Lee. Remembering Paul Walker. Freestyle Friday and Smack DVD Rap Battles nostalgia. An And1 basketball player was my gym teacher.

Ep. 10 Stan Lee Tribute Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018


Mike, myself and new guest David gather to remember the late great Stan Lee. New T-shirt idea for the cast. David has his eye on a new college basketball prospect. What's wrong with the Knicks now? I hope my mom doesn't see me reading Spawn. Mike doesn't care about Captain Marvel. We figure out the plot for Creed 3. Soul Food for Thanksgiving.

Ep. 9 Breaking Bad Votes

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2018


Mike and I discuss the news of a Breaking Bad movie. Mike votes in the Democrats. Rick leaves the Walking Dead but stays for the movies. Mike gets banned from Twitter for his Trump tweets. Mike votes the Dems into office. Mike's origins into comics. When's weed legal in New York?

Ep. 8 Halloween Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2018


Jason and I reminisce about early high school days. We don't know where to go for Halloween. Cheap plug for Boxlunch website. Inside Jokes. How I got into a bar with my t-shirt. Young me makes a crucial mistake in the new apartment. New TVs. Surprise Guest!

Ep. 7 Danny Glover vs Predator

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2018


Halloween at work costumes? Danny Glover beat a Predator?

Ep. 6 A Bucket of Turtles

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2018


Join myself with Emily and newcomers Raquel and Joaquin for a super sized episode of the Private Party.

Ep. 5 A1 Debut

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2018


A1 makes his debut on the podcast. Black Friday shopping plans. Baseball players in practice. Jason tries Arby's for the first time. Store run during the podcast.

Ep. 4 Too Many R.I.P.s

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2018


The Private Party come together for Mac Miller and other celebrity deaths, getting a call on the air, post office problems, and I have a sneeze fit mid podcast.

Ep. 3 Taking the Show to the Casa

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2018


The Private Party welcomes Emily(IG)@toddyvibes back from a Disney trip, manager duties and dealing with subordinates, forgetting the Wizard of Oz characters and janitor key rings.

Ep.2 Not Enough Time

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2018


Our coworkers and the work week. Potato Chips. Adam Sandler Movies. Skate Key. Nostalgia Wrestling trips.

Ep.1 Pilot Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 59:29


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