Mad at the Internet

The United States is inendated with Flock Cameras that monitor you 24/7, GTA6 leak hacker loses traction, Chantal gains weight on Ozempic and returns to Syria, The Quartering lies about his dog to sell coffee, and Chris O'Neill (Oneyplays) gets snaked by a supposed ex-girlfriend.

Updates on the forum while away, a gay black British professor self sudokus after being found out a fraud, Indians leak GTA 6, Elaine Miller and her doxing friends break up, DSP opens more Pokemon cards, Mr. Obvious goes ape, IDUBBBZ refuses to denounce Redditors, and Chris Hanson gets banned from Roblox.

Companies fight over the Backrooms IP, Tim Walz protects a chomo, sperm racing, Jet Neptune gets cancelled (again), Clavicular hangs out with Netanyahu, Alex Rosen says the gamer word, Onision returns, Chibi Reviews doxes himself, and Gabe Hoffman goes after Ralph again.

DSP shows off his pogeyman cards, Clavicular and Chud the Builder have a gay-off, Spooney's stalker shoots her shot, and Ethan Ralph has more women problems.

The PM of England resigns, 67 Chicken Nugget lawsuit, England literally melts, a female police officer shoots a rabbi, Chud the Builder has a secret gay lover, Bryan Dunn goes of a flagging spree, Philosophy Tube gets written out of Game of Thrones, and Ethan Ralph eats some Tuna.

King of /pol/ gets caught red handed, we remember June-teenth, Oliver Tree dies, Ralph gets felted by Scarlet, Jack Scalfani spergs out, Short Fat Otaku wants blood in the streets, and a Jewish woman makes fun of the half a million rape victims in England.

Karmelo Anthony is the latest dindu-nuffin who stabbed Austin Metcalf at a track meet, Alex Rosen helps female officer arrest a fat diddler, Pearl Davis visits church for the first time in her life, Gooseworx gets a thread, Elijah Schaffer gets caught with his pants down, and Ralph launches his own version of Kiwifarms, with blackjack and hookers.

The black community discovers the joys of owning a small business, The Amazing Digital Circus hits the big screen, a British youth named Henry Novak gets killed by a "religious knife", Hasan goes to a protest and get heckled, Nick Rekieta gets in a car accident, and Ethan Ralph has more woman problems.

Settling for Sifu in a post-Bossman existence, Destiny's fans turn on him, Anisa eats a pickle, Hasan's Cuba trip pays off.

Candace Owens interviews Hunter Biden, BIG N*GG* BURGER, "Pear"-adise is discovered, Clavicular gets brutally mogged by a Florida Judge, Linus talks about his relationship with F1NNST3R, and Patrick Tomlinson builds an illegal second story deck child.

Chud the Builder gets arrested, Elijah Schaffer continues to spiral, and Jeremy Hambly implodes.

Alex Rosen and Jidion catch a looksmaxing diddler, Laura Loomer and Anna Kasperian beef, and Chibi Reviews copes after a loli Vtuber gets arrested.

The difference between humans and chimps, the fall of Talking Head Alt-Lite, the Rise of Will Stancil terrorism, discipline, facelifts, pushing old ladies down stairs, beating redditors, running a mafia organization, and keeping your hands off ChibiReview's 5000 year old anime girlfriend.

Telling on yourself, Indian on Indian violence, Pragmata, Synthetic flags, aborting transgender babies, Chibi's loli problems, Somali gets sentenced to dungeon, Bossman in the pickle suit, and Jeremy Hambly decides it's time for total war against the Kino Casino.

I spend 15 minutes blackpilled over taxes before finding my spark of joy again with Jeremy's Win/Win proposal.

Houston wishes you a happy seasonal celebration weekend, the FTC wags their finger vigorously, whitey on the moon, UK stops policing lawful speech, wogglebuglover says: let's all love Woggle-bug!, an HRT-soaked settlement offer, the UK finally arrests a terrorist and then apologizes for it, and Ethan Ralph chases his true love.

Hitting all your goals, AI generated queerness, Clavicular is shooting at drones and alligators, bathtub pharmaceuticals, pooning out in court, revenge of the felted imp, graf's girlfriend, Tomlinson's lawsuit, Greer in the Burger King parking lot, Ralph moves on and Mersh stays behind.

Ralph swings at JFG and hits himself, Scarlett doesn't know what a gunt is, a Ralph-Scarlett blowjob tape is allegedly in the edit bay, Chantal gets remonetized and does the unspeakable on Kick, Styx has a stroke, Clavicular meets his biggest fan, Twitter will let you block Indians, down syndrome drag queens, and a second Duggar falls.

Ralph gets a blowjob on a hot mic, drives around drunk with Scarlett, cycles back to jail and straight back to her, threatens a sextape, Mintsalad does a Q&A about Riley's micropenis and ninja sword assault, Hambly wants to bang troons, Digibro gets arrested, Chantal sharts on the scootypuff, Trump endorses Jake Paul for office, and Nintendo sues the government.

Trump declares Claude a supply-chain risk, boner bears, Thai ladyboy does a dirty job, Tyler Oliveira booted from Patreon, British children are terrorists, California age gates calculators, fires in Texas, the Turkey Tom retraction, Chantal's hallway duck, iDubbbz cries, Gooseworx inflates something, Fatrick builds a mocktail app, Jet Neptroon is on Ozempic, ShortFatOtaku's 20-year revenge fantasy against a child, Daniel Larson is competent, and Anthony Cumia meets a fan.

Sven Stoffels joins to discuss Butch Killigan 3, then: McDonald's Germany advertises non-halal food to Muslims for Ramadan, Square wants to buy PayPal, your new AI companion has pronouns, AI Homer Simpson songs poison Soulseek, California pushes more age verification, West Virginia and Kentucky want to open the Department of Sick-Ass Machine Guns, Chantal slowly began to hate them, Ana Kasparian notices something, DSP befuddled by chicken nugger, Twitch unbans a nonce, and Jeremy Hambly continues to crash out.

Three days late and one cripple short, Prince Andrew gets arrested, Highguard's Chinese funding and DEI problems, an AI agent writes a hit piece on its own developer, Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, the Rhode Island hockey rink shooter is a trooner, Dylan Mulvaney butchers Broadway, Gooseworx crashes out over Digital Circus, Chris Chan gets kicked from a convention, Chantal's scooter dies mid-ride, iDubbbz and Anisa do stupid voices together, Ralph is bald and plans to reform, BossmanJack argues with everyone, and a Reddit moderator's girlfriend might just be an Indian boy again.

Dankula meets up with the meth-smoking 4chan e-girl, Kim Jong Un picks his teenage daughter, Highguard didn't flop (but the studio did), Discord wants your face, why is Gen Z is getting dumber, the Olympic boxer finally admits it, iDubbbz becomes a VTuber, Clavicular gets arrested, DSP calls Wings, BossmanJack bets on the Patriots, and a Reddit moderator's missing girlfriend turns out to be an Indian teenager.

The Turkey Tom situation has not necessarily developed in the BPD girls's favor, 13 years of CWCki Forums, Rosa Parks in Minecraft, Phase Connect, Kaminari Clara, Nikki beats Styx around, Amos Yee awaits deportation, Elijah Schaffer and Sarah Stock lose their mind, and Ethan Ralph fell in love with the porn star.

Total Balldo Victory, Linus's two tickets to paradise, Yaniv is homeless, Kirtaner is still in jail, Shondo's pact, Andrew Tate disavows the boys, and Bossman saves the day.

the turkey tom situation is crazy, I really don't like this commentary guy's face, chantal gets a scootypuff, blowblax looks like nick bate, Russell Greer on the move, DSP uses a big black shaft in the behind (twice), Patrick S. Tomlinson is informed that not everything is about him, and a bunch of gay guys go clubbing.

Katie and Turkey Tom's ex-girlfriend going by "Sacramento" discuss their experience with him.

Charlie says: don't generate strangers naked, don't get smushed into goop by elephants, don't go into debates after a lobotomy, don't wear a dress, don't go nuclear, don't hurt people in foreign countries, and don't trust that cute girl with the the choker.

PPP joins me to discuss Vivek Ramaswamy and the New Canadians.

Lolcows of the Year announced, I continue to very much dislike Vivek Ramaswamy, Keemstar becomes the worst person on the Internet, and Patrick S. Tomlinson has a few things to say about ICE.

One man's general unlikeability has driven me to an extreme I'd never have anticipated in my life: voting. Three weeks of back coverage: Hambly's "Help Me", the return of 2x Pimpy 3x Bape, Shondo divorces you, Anisa gets no Christmas gifts, and the people-of-gender are up to no good still.

The nominees for Lolcow of the Year 2026, and a lookback 2025's predictions.

DHS kicks out Europeans, the governments of the world crack down on freedom, the future of ads, Christmas cheer, being not good enough to help porn sites, Jess Zhang is fat, Clavicular points a gun, Russell Greer's new show, five hotdogs for dinner tonight, Nick Fuentes, and I try to understand black culture.

Roy Philipose objects to having made himself my slave voluntarily, Old Bay retvrns, Tim Waltz is a retard, YouTube can ignore federal courts, Dong Long Gone gives up, PWR meets a girl, Riley and Mint break up, Linus and Styx join the forum.

Refugees welcome, Malicious Touts of Kabuchiko, Vivek's stinky school plans, Adolf Hitler wins re-election, Poojeeta's roster of white boys, a long way down, Ang Vondra's comic, Amberlynn's dead career, Creeperman90's thread, Turkey Beef, Karl Kassandra loses Russell, Amos Yee in ICE Camp 3, Russell Greer's prostitute, and Vicker's new lawsuit.

The quest to V100 max, my tongue, Kiwi Gold, Based in Ireland, furries living in fear, Reduxx authors sued by Taiwanese troons, f1nn5ter thinks he's a hero, ROBLOX CEO chimps, Wikipedia co-founder chimps, LTG chucks his cat, and angloid suffering.

Going mainstream with Alexa, Tyler Oliveira and the Poop Festival, Chantal's drama, Anne Marie Bompart is going to beat me up, Ana Valens is CENSORED!!!, Rev's lolicon game, Grace Thorp gets assaulted, Metokur gets a diagnosis, Hasan goes to China, and Ralph's prostitute.

A deep dive into the gorl world, CommonFilth, the shape of that man's skull, Haliburton, misandry in the VTuber community, LegalMindset's ick, and Ethan Ralph's son calls Mersh daddy.

Francis E. Dec, Esquire stood alone against a world-wide open secret: that all of society was top-down controlled by a Computer God, an ancient experiment by his ancestors gone awry. Dec, having been forced into jobless poverty for being immune to mind control, spent the last decades of his life typewriting and mailing out rants which attempted to inform the population of their Frankenstein-like enslavement. His letters found a home not in the media institutions he sent them to, but as collectibles sought after by the underground alternative lifestyle movements from the 70s to today.

It do be like that, CS2's economy takes a tumble, Drew DeVault tries canceling dark enlightenment, Trump celebrates Diwali, EBT payments at risk, Oneidus's filing, VTuber puppet house, Shane Nokes's grand appearance, Ana Kasperian says hi, Hambly sells tires, Hasan takes the blackpill, and Ralph breaks up.

Cubfurs on frontpage, Captive Dreamer is angry at us, Hasan's situation develops, Legal Mindset tries crack, Ethan Ralph gets with the dagger, and the Anglicans schism.

Kentucky v. ROBLOX, Mafia 3's time is now, Hasan shocks his dog, Hila squares that circle, Garfield takes down the farm, Keffals's the chungus, YMS's bad week, PPP's directorial debut, H3 sues jannies, Ralph shows off his new dagger, and we review some apologies.

Transgender Woman duets with Aboriginal Elders, the Government shuts down, 11 herbs and spices, TF2's slur scoreboard, iDubbbz has a birthday, Lord Miles pulls a dug, JFG's new ex, and Bossman takes a phone call.

I send mail, I receive mail, Texas deals with violent males, Syria may lose Chantal, nyaraVT is still a male, and Charlie Kirk delivers Metokur.

FTC against GAC, Charlie Kirk's fallout approaches Section 230, H-1B gone, the Ilhan question, YourMovieSucks's response, and Destiny the hero.

Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska's deaths ask the question: Are we ever going to do anything? If so, what? Chantal fakes an accident, Hambly is in a spiral, YMS faced with the Dog question, Ang Vohn has a dance, Roblox suffers, Jet it up, and Patrick S Tomlinson celebrates Norm/11.

EVERYTHING YOU GIVE ME IS TAX FREE! Civil Rights and Super Smash, Hambly's empty fishtank, Sam Hyde's empty fishtank, the H-1B war evolves, come and take it, the UK oppresses the Irish again, Destiny has more legal problems, and some ecclectic folx.

Getting unbanned from YouTube, getting unbanned by Stripe, suing the UK, long hair on men, if God is real where cometh the troons?, livestreaming a funeral, Joe Winko took flight, Patrick "Stalker" Tomlinson, Destiny and H3's war goes hot, and it's your fault SyntheticMan isn't getting views.

Josh Saunders (KingCobraJFS) died the night before the stream. Remainder of stream covers recent Indian CDL issues, Amberlynn's conversation with her aunt, Destiny's Rose problem, and IP1 getting cucked.

A bounty of New Zealand products and arts, the dream team against OFCOM, ROBLOX's imminent demise, Loomer's deposition, your favorite e-girl is a man, and Bossman is gonna -- dude!

Talking to the dead, Sesame Street, Gelbooru's payment processor issues, return of Queen Amberlynn, Pearl Davis and the Tradwives, Brad Taste, and that little gay kid.