Not Your Best Moment

Hosts Phoebe, Keith, and Andrew discuss the topical news stories! We break down what Britney Spears said about Justin Timberlake in her book The Woman In Me. Andree gives a Royal Family update about the latest drama with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle concerning King Charles 75th Birthday bash! Finally, Phoebe realizes her favorite movie Mean Girls is being remade and she's having an existential crisis about it.

Hosts Andrew, Phoebe and Keith discuss the Tonight Show Fiasco. With Conan set to take over the NBC Desk, Jay Leno was not happy about stepping down. With dark intentions in his heart, Leno set a plan to reconquer his throne, desk, er, the Tonight Show. We discuss the history of the Tonight Show and how Johnny Carson's Succession went down between Jay Leno and David Letterman.

Hosts Phoebe, Andrew, and Keith discuss the Last Podcast On The Left Scandal, Bad Bunny's performance on Saturday Night Live, and the Priscilla biopic. With the latest allegations against Ben Kissel of LPOTL, the podcast decided to remove him as host and replace him with Ed Harris (Not The Famous Actor!) Bad Bunny's SNL performance awakened Andrew's PTSD from a prior roommate. And Priscilla is a biopic, which has more Elvis than the movie named Elvis.

Hosts Phoebe, Keith, and Andrew break down the arrest of Keef D in relation to Tupac's murder, Kanye's pedicure, and 50 Cent's fear of being hugged at Diddy's parties.

Hosts Andrew, Phoebe, and Keith break down the whirlwind romance of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, Britney Spears' Knife Dance Video, and an update on the Writer's Strike.

Hosts Phoebe, Keith, and Andrew explore all the pop culture gossip from the previous week! We discuss Jimmy Fallon's possible drinking problem, the Tonight Show being a toxic work environment, Olivia Rodrigo's VMA performance, and Amy Schumer's tweets at the US Open about Nicole Kidman.

Hosts Keith, Phoebe and Andrew, break down the drama surrounding the Try Guys. Keith Habersberger, Ned Fulmer, Zach Kornfeld, and Eugene Lee Yang were four friends, who met at Buzzfeed before starting their company, but the company immediately had to ouster Ned Fulmer after a relationship with his employee Ariel.

Hosts Phoebe, Keith, and Bethesda Starfield, break down the the latest pop culture news! This week we discuss why popstars are leaving Scooter Braun's company, some video game drama involving Bethesda, and the Burger King False advertisement lawsuit!

Hosts Phoebe, Andrew, and Keith break down a jaw-shaping technique called Mewing, Tan Mom running for Senate, and the lead-up to the Bachelorette finale with Charity choosing from the final two bachelors Joey and Dotun.

Hosts Phoebe, Keith and Andrew break down the drama between podcasts hosts Bobby Lee and Khalyla vs Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callahan. The drama unfolds when Esther Povistky and Khalyla talk about a sexual proposition at a comedy club on the Trash Tuesday podcast. Things get even more heated after an appearance on H3H3 podcast, where Khalyla airs out some dirty laundry!

Keith, Andrew, and special guest Nora Schmitt break down the week's news including Kai Cenat's Union Square Playstation Riot, Lizzo's Dancer Lawsuit, and the passing of Paul Reubens.

Hosts Phoebe, Keith and Andrew go all in on the Kanye vs. Pete Davidson beef. Complete with details about the origins of Skete, Davidson kiss with Kim Kardashian on SNL, and more!

Hosts Keith, Andrew, and Phoebe go all in on the Writer's Strike! Plus updates on The Bachelorette and Milf Manor!

Hosts Phoebe, Andrew. and Keith, break down the latest episode of The Bachelor and discuss the trend of fans throwing things at performers!

Hosts Phoebe, Andrew, and Keith talk about the infamous 1995 Hugh Grant BJ scandal and his legal problems. The gang breaks down the Tonight Show Interview and the World News' reaction involving Divine Brown.

Keith, Phoebe, and Andrew talk about all their favorite Summer Movie and TV releases!

Hosts Andrew, Phoebe, and Keith break down the Armie Hammer news and Al Pacino having a baby on the way!

Hosts Keith, Phoebe, and Andrew, discuss the near-catastrophic car crash involving former royals Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Keith apologizes to Brendan Fraser, and Phoebe discusses the new Zoey 102 reboot.

Phoebe, Keith, and Andrew break down the king's coronation from awkward cue cards to weird medieval dresses. NYBM goes all in on the King's big day.

Hosts Andrew, Keith and Phoebe break down the Love Is Blind fiasco, John Mulaney's new special, and the possibility that Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are brothers!

Hosts Keith, Phoebe, and Andrew break down the bizarre and strange story of Armie Hammer, who rose to fame in the Social Network. The gang discusses Hammer's generational trauma, strange texts, and more!

Hosts Phoebe, Keith, and Andrew break down all the royal drama surrounding Prince Charles' coronation including Meghan Markle's decision to tell the royals to Sussex. Keith talks about his terrible audition and two lovers who reunited at Coachella.

Hosts Phoebe, Andrew, and Keith discuss Taylor Swift's most recent break up with Actor Joe Alwyn, Twitter's Blue Checkmark, and the Dalai Lama's kissing rampage.

Hosts Keth, Andrew, and Phoebe, talk about Utah's case of the century; Gwenyth Paltrow's Bunny Hill Case. We discuss HBO's reboot of Harry Potter and Dr. Who's new cast member!

Andrew, Keith, and Phoebe talk about the Gwyneth Paltrow Ski trial, Paltrow's diet, and give a Bachelor Update!

Keith, Phoebe, and Andrew break down the drama between Taylor Swift and her former record label Big Machine. Things get extra heated when Scooter Braun buys the label and forces Taylor Swift to confront her bully!

Keith and Phoebe bring in comedian Taylor Graves to recap the Oscars. Everything Everywhere All At Once wins big! We've been mispronouncing Brendan Frazier's name all wrong and the Academy gets a little racist!

Host Phoebe, Andrew, and Keith talk about the great eyebrow beef between Selena Gomez and Hailey Beiber, Kendall Jenner. Phoebe breaks down the new Harry potter video game. And we talk about the new mom and son on Miulf Manor.

Andrew, Phoebe, and Keith break down the 95th Academy Awards. Who do we think will win the Oscar for Best Picture? Find out on Not Your Best Moment. Plus Phoebe and Andrew get into a full-on fight.

Hosts Andrew, Phoebe, and Keith break down the topical news stories from this week. We go over Rihanna's Super Bowl Performance and her comments about her "Fine AF" child. We also discuss Roald Dahl's books being censored by publishers.

Andrew. Phoebe and Keith talk about TLC's Milf Manor. Perhaps one of the greatest shows on TV depending on who you ask. Mom's dating 20-year-olds! What could possibly go wrong?

Hosts Phoebe, Andrew, and Keith bring in comedian Nora Schmitt to give the lowdown on Prince Harry's new book Spare. From frostbitten todgers to journalist anagrams, the hosts skinny dip into the mind of Prince Harry.

Keith, Phoebe, and Andrew discuss some of the worst racial moments in Bachelor history. We talk about The Bachelor Season 25 (2021) with Matt James, the first black Bachelor. We also dive into Rachel Lindsay's comments about the show.

Andrew, Phoebe, and Keith talk about the week's celebrity news. This week we talk about Freddie Prinze Jr refusing to watch movies with Sarah Michelle Gellar, the Andrea Riseborough Oscar Investigation, and The Bachelor (Season 27).

Host Phoebe, Andrew, and Keith talk about Nancy Pelosi trying to expel demons from her home, the management shakeup at Disney, and give out some movie recs!

Hosts Keith, Andrew, and Phoebe go all in on the Don't Worry Darling movie drama. From Olivia Wilde getting served divorce papers on stage to Florence Pugh taking over directorial duties, this movie has more drama than an episode of Jerry Springer. Oh yeah, did we mention the spitting incident and romps with Harry Styles? If you love celebrity scandals, this episode has it all!

Andrew, Phoebe, and Keith talk about the Golden Globes return to NBC and how it got canceled last year. NYBM talks about two Bachelor contestants getting cut before the premiere, and Prince Harry's new book Spare.

Phoebe, Andrew, and Keith break down the feud between former NWA member, Dr. Dre and a politician with notoriously poor grammar, Majorie Taylor Green. The gang talks about Undisputed hosts Shannon Sharpe and Skip Bayless' on-air fight and Rotten Tomatoes score for Avatar.

Hosts Phoebe, Andrew, and Keith do a deep dive into the college admissions scandal A.K.A. Operation Varsity Blues. The FBI investigation brought down Aunt Jessie (Lori Loughlin) and Desperate Housewife Felicity Huffman among others.

Hosts Keith, Andrew, and Phoebe break down the Greta Thunberg/Andrew Tate beef. The crew also dives into the George Santos Lies!

Hosts Keith, Phoebe & Andrew break down the Top Five Worst Celebrity Moments of 2022. Can you guess which celebs got dragged in 2022? Was it Adam Levine's naughty texts? Or maybe Olivia Wilde being served divorce papers makes the top five! #Drama #Beef #These aren't actually doing anythingTranscript: Hello and welcome to the very first episode of not your best moment I am Keith Scopinich host along with Andrew Harris and Phoebe Matanna and this podcast is going to be all about. Breaking down celebrity beefs their scandals going through historical scandals throughout generations in time. Um, but today we're doing something very special. Um, we're going to be doing a top 5 celebrity scandals celebrity news stories. Of 2022 guys. We have number 5 and I want you to introduce yourselves and so I don't hog the show.00:42.21AndrewUm, yeah, well we were kind of waiting for it. But you were doing so well. So we're like all right, Let's go. Let's just do it.00:45.50PhoebeAh.00:49.41PhoebeI was I was like a proud parent just listening wow Keith is doing so great. He's killing it.00:53.76AndrewI know I was kind of naming. It's exciting.00:59.47KeithThank you guys I appreciate that? Um, so number 5 is don't worry darling Olivia Wilde's movie release which had all sorts of crazy and insane stories surrounding it. Um, amongst my favorites are the olivia wild's getting served ah by Jason Sedakis during the filming of the movie. Um, it is perhaps one of the craziest. Moments I've ever seen that is actually recorded and you could view it on Youtube the actual moment where it happens.01:36.17AndrewYou know, first of all props to her for handling it like a pro you know what? I mean like she's doing a professional presentation. Some guy walks up with an envelope. She opens it sees its custody papers and was like all right I'll set that I mean it was like it was like Bush on nine eleven she was like mm. And just kept right on going nothing nothing phases. Her.01:57.70phoebeAh, nothing phases 1302:01.98notyourbestmomentUm, yeah, she would I think she said initially that she thought it was someone giving her a screenplay which I'm sure happens all the time.02:09.72phoebeI Honestly love that as an alternate like oh yeah, people come up and ask me to read their screenplays all the time and you know what that is more traumatic than me getting custody papers during a presentation.02:22.99AndrewI Just think it would have been so funny if she had gone on thing like hey you know what guys you know this not not cool like this is not the time in the place. This is not the time you know I mean that she hopes that she goes ah is really not the time. Ah.02:31.62phoebeAh.02:36.96notyourbestmomentI think from now on if you're going to pitch olivia wild you have to give her of like ah envelope that says divorce papers or Subpoena and then it's just your script. She's like who that was great. Yeah relievd.02:37.14phoebeAh.02:46.59AndrewI gotta say though not not not nuts about the fact that she thought that Jason Sedaus like coordinated that like come on. That's just a that's just an asshole process server. That's all that is yeah you and she and I think she knew that.02:53.55phoebeYeah.03:02.60AndrewAnd I don't know her at all. But I think she knew it.03:03.10phoebeI also would like to add to this little bit. The Harry Styles interview where he says it felt like a movie. It felt like a real movie so that that was not not great, especially when you have Chris Pye in the background looking.03:17.20notyourbestmomentUm.03:19.61AndrewBut not ah look but not a bad sign at least it felt like a real movie. You know you like I mean can you imagine he's like this didn't feel like I was making a movie like that that would be I think further cause for concern.03:22.34phoebeNot pleased. A real live movie. Not a fake movie.03:31.39notyourbestmomentUm.03:34.40phoebeTrue but you wouldn't say that in an interview I Hope not.03:37.70AndrewWell, you also wouldn't spit on Chris Pye Slap but there were a lot of things that happened to surrounding this particular subject.03:42.39notyourbestmomentJustice is back enough so we could tell the audience just essentially they were they were doing a presser when it appeared that harry style something dribbled out of Harry Style's mouth into the lap of Chris pinnes.03:46.47phoebeAh.03:54.65AndrewUm, no, it was the it was the premiere. It was like the Venice premiere or something. Yeah, and it's because like and there was already lots of drama because um, ah Florence Pugh did not ah seem to care for making the very real movie that they made.03:56.88phoebeYeah, and it was as they were sitting down right or something. Yeah.03:57.40notyourbestmomentRight.04:12.25AndrewUm, you know it felt it may have felt real but it also doesn't seem like it felt too great making the movie.04:18.91phoebeWell, she was talking about how she was basically directing the film in her eyes. Um, because Olivia Wilde just wanted to spend time with Harry Styles and you know what harry styles seems pretty cool. So it's kind of hard to blame her.04:30.84notyourbestmomentYeah, and that's probably and.04:32.93AndrewUm I I disagree. Um, there's a time for love and canoodling and there's a time for professionalism and if you can do both at the same time I say my hat's off to you However, ah you know what? I mean like.04:35.77phoebeAh.04:50.20AndrewIs busy. You know what I mean like she's running around. She's like you know, Ah, she's a little woman next minute Doingne the next minute and then you know someone's telling her don't worry darling the next minute and you know what I think I think she should have worried and it seems like she did.05:03.20phoebeDon't think that I'm actually condoning this. Let's just make 1 thing clear I don't condone inter I guess would you would you call that ah office relations right? I guess that's what you'd call it work relations.05:07.26AndrewAh.05:13.56AndrewYeah, yeah, that's their set set sets the office like what do you want? yeah.05:19.43phoebeUm, um, but at the same time.05:23.36notyourbestmomentSo that. So so if you don't know when you're listening Harry Styles Olivia Wilde were supposedly engaged in an affair during the filming this movie so much so that florence peugh had the direct scenes. That's the rumor that has been out there. Um. Additionally, she also ah, didn't show up to a lot of the premieres because there was supposedly some beef between the 2 and if you're interested in this one. You could listen to our later episode where we're gonna do a deep dive into everything that went crazy with this episode.05:53.54AndrewAnd you can find out who's not best moment. It was. Yeah yeah, you read through the lines on our on our elementary ruled pages.05:56.66phoebeThough I'm sure you can deduce.05:57.14notyourbestmomentExactly.06:08.57AndrewYou know the big fat ones with the dashed lines in between so you know how you're you big lines so you know I mean you don't you don't need to squint to read between those lines.06:09.58phoebeAh, the lines are the lines are pretty wide I'm just going to say.06:21.78phoebeAh, it's actually a paliest.06:26.45notyourbestmomentBut and then moving on to the number 4 craziest story I think is a continuing story really, but it's.06:27.25phoebeAh, ah.06:33.57phoebeKeith Keith pause pause you have to give a little more bravado number 4 coming in.06:39.38AndrewYeah, come on. Where's the where's the show. Where's the showmanship we're trying to get people to listen. She.06:43.16notyourbestmomentUm, number four on the not your best moment. Fine.06:47.79phoebeKeith Keith let I want I want to hear some stage presence which is easy because no one's looking at you.06:53.86notyourbestmomentDo you want.06:55.54AndrewLet's all. Let's all go around and try let's all go around and try what a number 4 sounds like to you phoebe all right? Okay I'll do I want to do it krock style from from my home in Los Angeles06:59.33phoebeI think I already did it but I'll do it again. Number 407:10.42AndrewComing up at number 407:15.36notyourbestmomentUm, what's the guy from total ah home makeover. What's like I tie Wi Pennington I'm going to do something like him never for.07:16.54phoebeAh.07:18.61AndrewHi Pennington Pennington07:27.77notyourbestmomentHere coming on up. We have Kanye West and all all his racist rants and craziness in general. Um, so it all really starts off with him when he's at his yeezy kickoff.07:30.66AndrewNo, ah.07:31.59phoebeAh.07:45.23notyourbestmomentAnd he wears a white lives matter of t-shirt. That's really the beginning of the end for ganya.07:53.26phoebeAh, it it's so it's so much that I don't even know where to begin. So all I can do is sigh dramatically.07:53.47AndrewAh, this is.08:00.29AndrewLike it's it's it's it's not even a moment like it's fitting that this is like a year-end recap because it's like not your best year Kanye you know you know what? I mean no, how old is he how many decade how many decades hess he had.08:03.23notyourbestmomentUm.08:07.60phoebeNot your best decade. Old enough.08:13.73notyourbestmomentOn earth he is 4508:19.95AndrewOh Wow I don't know if that's older or younger than I would have pegged him to be perfectly. Honest, yeah.08:21.21phoebeYeah I actually I have no I had no sense.08:28.18notyourbestmomentTo be fair. That's about the age where you start to get really weird political ideas I feel like.08:35.10AndrewAll right? Let's everybody just pump the brakes on I don't like the ageism let's but let's just leave age out of it for no, all almost always um I have a level of anxiety that I.08:41.18notyourbestmomentI.08:43.68phoebeAh, do you feel attacked Andrew there.08:52.15AndrewPrefer not to have diagnosed. Ah.08:53.20phoebeSo.08:57.96AndrewUm, ah yeah Kanye um gosh where to I guess he's had so many wonderful, not good. Moments. Um, but it kind of it kind of starts with with the separation and divorce and then. Kim dating Pete Davidson a little bit right.09:16.40phoebeYeah, where he kind of goes off the rails. He does that video where he has a clamation of him killing and burying Pete Davidson's head is that right? um.09:26.11notyourbestmomentYes.09:29.10AndrewAh, point of 1 point of technicality I don't think Kanye would appreciate the idea that he was ever on the rails.09:36.37notyourbestmomentUm.09:36.84phoebeAh, Genius doesn't exist on the rails. Ah.09:37.11AndrewAh, yeah, he makes he makes his own tracks. Ah.09:43.83notyourbestmomentYeah, and so I yeah definitely like the relationship started to like the cascade and then after all this racism sort of followed and it's rumored that some of the anti-semitism is actually pointed at Pete Davidson b is Pete Davidson is part jewish.10:01.48AndrewUm, that's a that's a long way to go for someone who's just part Jewish you you know what? I mean like.10:02.66phoebeAh, yeah.10:10.66phoebeI don't know he all I'm saying is that Khane did that interview with um, ah fuck what's his name Alex Jones thank you and said Hitler had some good points so you know there's something questionable there. Most people.10:11.26notyourbestmomentUm.10:16.84AndrewWas that Alex Jones Alex Jones the ah10:28.69phoebeAh, like out and out say like Hitler was a good guy. They'll just kind of skirt around it like Kyrie Irving you know10:34.72AndrewThis whole this whole topic makes me feel like 1 of my mom's friends like after a movie they didn't like just like oh you know I mean like ah ah it does it does old ladies. Love to I don't even miss. Ah.10:42.82phoebeDoes that happen.10:51.97AndrewBut is that is it. That's like a farw. No, that's not a sigh. What's it. What's a oh grunt.10:53.73notyourbestmomentGood far.11:00.41phoebeDoes it have a name I just even when they write it in like books. It's like UGH ah11:04.30AndrewYeah, yeah I text to people all the time. Oh but that's that's how I feel about the racism I I'm I'm standing on the other side of the mountain to tell you it absolutely is.11:11.21phoebeDo you think that's another thing that you increase with age increase the usage with age.11:23.47AndrewYeah, just my eyes my eyes. My eye muscles are so in shape just from rolling over and over and over.11:24.20phoebeAh.11:28.68phoebeAre.11:33.79notyourbestmomentI think I think that you're looking for is on a on a pia I think is the word you're looking for right? is that correct.11:35.19AndrewYeah, ah.11:40.17phoebeWell because a on a pias are like when someone's so like power W or anything that you would see like an action comic. Yeah, this is not like what but.11:40.61AndrewUm I don't think it is. It's a yeah, it's a word. It's a word that sounds like what it's what it is yeah like what.11:49.70notyourbestmomentFair like Wap is that what you said like wap. Okay, fair enough.12:00.55AndrewAh, interestingly the word and the sound are kind of different. It's more of awap.12:01.43phoebeAh, yes.12:02.70notyourbestmomentUm, yeah, um, so with all this race of stuff that Kanye did he his at his spins on radio actually went down 21% since all of this craziness. Um.12:16.90AndrewUm, is that all that's yeah, that seems low.12:20.35phoebeThat's it that seems pretty low.12:22.73notyourbestmomentYeah I mean I know it does but it's it's I mean that's as significant as it's gotten so far. Um, but ah, yeah, and this also led to him getting banned off Twitter and Instagram and then ah I think it was um, Elon Musk reinstated Kanye eventually once he bought ah rebought Twitter um.12:47.86phoebeUm, we honestly Elon Musk is a whole other just 1 big eye roll.12:50.79AndrewYeah, that's that that he him running Twitter has a whole inmates running the asylum type of vibe to it. You know what? I mean? yeah like it's like it's like the ridler broke into aa and broke all the batman villains. You know what? I mean like that's kind of what.12:59.80phoebeA little bit.13:09.20phoebeAh, but he's the leader of all the batman villains.13:10.39AndrewYeah, yeah, so he's the Joker He's the joker than everybody else except he's not you know, funny.13:19.22phoebeSo key is it time for number 313:21.91AndrewYeah, although let wait wait again, you will get to get a slightly deeper dive on our thoughts on Kanye is not best moments of Twenty Twenty two later on in the year13:23.21notyourbestmomentUm, yeah I think so ah, hold on hold on hold a home.13:36.88notyourbestmomentExactly um number 3 number number 3 it's the thank you for the the whisper and it's the royal family. Um.13:40.19AndrewNumber 313:43.39phoebeUm.13:50.65notyourbestmomentAnd we're not necessarily talking about the Queens passing although that is a big story. It's more. Ah.13:55.29AndrewYeah, that was not her best moment where to where to go Liz.14:00.89phoebeAh, that's a pretty. It's a pretty rough thing to say your best and you're not best moment was when you died talk about insensitive.14:07.55AndrewYeah, ah you you dedicated your life to this and then you stopped living boo. No, that's.14:15.97notyourbestmomentSo we're talking about Harry Styles and Meghan Markle leaving the royal family.14:17.26phoebeAh.14:21.17phoebeWait who wait hold on you just wait. That was the best Freudian Slip ever Harry styles. You just said Harry styles. Ah.14:25.82notyourbestmomentWhat what did I say I about this Oh my God Yeah I did I did I said it.14:34.70AndrewIt feels like Harry Styles left the monarch me too though doesn't it like a little bit with that. Don't worry darling stuff like it's like a little bit ah see there I go again. Christ i.14:35.18phoebeA little bit.14:40.92notyourbestmomentWell, he's a prince in my eyes. So that's fine. Um I think I'm the leading cause of Andrew's eye rolls at this point.14:42.60phoebeOh.14:50.87AndrewYou You have no idea. But.14:50.93phoebeBe.14:55.56notyourbestmomentSo there's several bad things that happened or interesting things that happened that led to their not best moments but um, particularly I think it was Meghan Markle's dad who really led the charge. Um between beside. But.15:10.58AndrewIt was more.15:12.69notyourbestmomentBetween staging photos for tabloid photos and somehow having a letter Megan sent to him leaked. It's really.15:20.85AndrewOh oh oh my friends. Oh my friends it wasn't but a topic on that is very much this year and I just finished it so have you guys seen the netflix Harry and Megan show holy crap in a bucket.15:22.67phoebeWait but was that this year was that this year15:32.92phoebeNot yet that's on my Christmas list.15:39.43AndrewSo okay, yeah, well you know? ah so they so Harry and Megan yeah, they did the Oprah interview right? and like it kind of.15:41.90notyourbestmomentUm.15:42.63phoebeAh, at least it was in a bucket.15:50.76phoebeYeah.15:56.42AndrewNow that I've seen the Netflix documentary I see what they were trying to do with the Oprah interview. Although the Oprah interview was not a successful shall. We say execution of their strategy. Um it. It felt a little ah I don't know insincere. A little bit. It felt it felt like we're telling our side of the story. There's another side but we won't tell you um the Netflix documentary expands on a lot of it and um, they they do talk about that and ah all about like the letter that her dad sent and like the press you know, really manipulated him and whoever got to him. Um, it really kind of fucked things up, but she won that's one of the things like maybe this was one of her best moments of 2022? they Meghan Markle did end up winning the court case for the mail was every there was a mail online or someone or the daily mail ah releasing the letter publicly. Um.16:46.49notyourbestmomentThe.16:51.89AndrewBut there's a lot of information in that in that documentary where they're like ah you know the texting back and forth of why would you do this and the responses didn't seem like him you know I mean they can't get him on the phone and talk to him on the phone. There's a lot of interesting things about that where I get it can I Got to admit I went into the the documentary a little skeptical. And I came out of it being like oh shit these guys got fucked a little bit is it. It's interesting Phoebe you're you'll enjoy it and I welcome your texts when you watch it because I would love to discuss it? Yes, Oh oh please do oh that's the best way to do it. You know what? I mean.17:22.99phoebeOh I shall a live text you ah.17:28.93AndrewLove being able to respond to people in real time, especially when I've already seen the thing and then I can be like oh just wait does worry. Ah.17:35.69phoebeBut yes that entire debacle. It's like you can even pick at 1 moment because it just kept happening. It's still going on.17:44.41AndrewOh it was endless and it still is um, but apparently and this is one of the things in the Netflix documentary that they talk about is that um in order to be called a royal expert. Ah you there's no you don't have to be a royal expert. Someone can just say well you know Meghan kills puppies for attention and then ah the like are you royal expert. You're like sure why not boom printed like there's there's not a high journalistic standard in the british press. Um, ah this is going to kill my british fans.18:18.50notyourbestmomentSo.18:19.69AndrewUm, but ah, but ah, and and there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff with the way. The the press interacts with the royal family and the roda and the way it all works. Um, that's shall we say fucked up and I will say you know we do. We do have an episode on Harry and Megan. Coming up that was very picked by me because I'm a big big fan of the royal fan a fan I enjoy about the royal family and I I fucking love the crown I know um in England I could be um.18:46.54phoebeWould you call yourself a fiend would you call yourself a Royal expert. Ah and yet.18:48.63notyourbestmomentUm, yeah.18:57.26AndrewAnd I am 100% a southern californian american ah, yeah, yeah, and yet um, but ironically and there's a twist to who's not best moment that is apparently it's princenz Williams stop best moment.19:12.77phoebeOh my God Ah, ah.19:16.40notyourbestmomentUm, no spoilers. No spoilers.19:17.47AndrewWell look bald people shouldn't wear turtlenecks and he's going that way which definitely makes him look up but like a bond villain so you know there's just there's just some things that you know.19:27.20phoebeYou're right, he does He does give off Strong Bond villain energy now.19:29.69AndrewLittle bit.19:32.60notyourbestmomentYeah, the I feel like the furthest cat was a bad choice. But um.19:38.28AndrewThe fur cat. That's what you that's yes, that's what you're describing his hair I Guess haircut as.19:38.66phoebeUm.19:47.81notyourbestmomentNo, that was meaning like you know how they villains are always petting like a cat you know sometimes make jokes.19:51.66AndrewOh oh I Thought you were genuinely describing his haircut that's Hairless cat.19:56.97phoebeAh, me too. It's like that was happening I was like Wow that's bold that's bold ah who we thought you were much more malicious than that.20:04.10AndrewI see rocking a furless cap.20:07.43notyourbestmomentAh, ah.20:09.58notyourbestmomentNo I was pretty pretty kind actually all right guys.20:13.56AndrewThat said I have nothing but the utmost respect to the Royal family and if anyone want to come after me, please don't I have the emmost respect for you and I would love to move within your social circles. Thank you.20:25.80notyourbestmomentSpeaking of malicious this number 2 is the shot heard around the world the will smith slap of Chris Rock at the 90 fourth academy awards um, for.20:27.52AndrewNumber 220:38.32phoebeWo Mama who.20:42.38notyourbestmomentWhat a crazy scene this one really really was insane just from the mount of shock and all it caused and the amount of memes that came out immediately after that. Um, so chris rock is on stage trying to present the best documentary when he makes a joke about. Ah, Jada Pinkett Smith she says Jada I love you? Ah g a g I jane two I can't wait to see I can't wait to see it and will Smith's shouts get you my gets your wife's name out of my get. My wife's name out of your mouth and then goes onstage and max him silly um and I have to be perfectly. Honest I was so conflicted about this because I legitimatelyly love both of those guys on stage like like it was like.21:36.17notyourbestmomentIt actually hurt me like I was actually very upset about it like I was like my I couldn't believe how upset I was ah.21:39.58AndrewYeah I think I heard Chris Rock more I thought I thought it was a bit I had to rewind it I.21:47.18phoebeHonestly me too I thought it was like totally this you know one of those stage little skits that they usually put on.21:51.29AndrewYeah, like I thought it was like oh they're spicing it up and making making the Oscars feel like the golden globes or something like I didn't like it genuinely like I had to rewind it and then when social media blew up I was like oh shit that was real I had like I genuinely didn't think that that was something that would or could happen.21:58.50phoebeYeah, ah.22:11.24AndrewYou know what? I mean I guess not.22:12.80phoebeIt was pretty wild I also kind of felt like of course the 1 year that I don't host an offscar party the most dramatic thing happens.22:18.99notyourbestmomentUm.22:21.78AndrewWell, honestly, this is an argument for not hosting or going to Oscar parties because you miss a lot of shit when you go to those and everyone's talking and you know you're really like I prefer to just in the quietly just like you know, intensely focus. On all 5 hours of the oscars.22:39.96phoebeOkay, so what I'm hearing is that you don't want to invite to my Oscar party. That's what I'm hearing.22:46.70AndrewIf no, you miss you? You're misunderstanding I absolutely want the invite to your Oscar party so that I can decline it.22:50.16notyourbestmomentUm.22:53.16phoebeSee That's my point is I don't want to put the power in your hands that makes me look like a schmuck.23:01.17notyourbestmomentUm, is.23:02.48AndrewThat's the idea that.23:07.34AndrewAh, no I get invited to like watch parties all the time and I'm like no I want to watch the fucking show I don't want to listen to you talk? Um, they also being around people.23:13.32phoebe223:13.46notyourbestmomentBut don't you don't you think that if you hosted the party and then that happened the party like the music would screech like everyone's like so uncomfortable after that I feel like it would really kill a party.23:25.73AndrewNo, because every time I've been to an Oscar but I can tell you exactly what happened at like most of the Oscar parties around the world like people were watching and then you know dirt job. My wife's thouuch to motherfucker mouth. He walks up slaps him and half the party would have not been paying attention. A quarter of the party would be like oh my god he justlapped him and another quarter of the party would be like oh my god would have already been and then no one would' have been able to agree on it and then before you know what? they're announcing. Best picture you know what? I mean like it just would have been It would have been chaos. It would have been absolute chaos.23:57.40phoebeUm, are you saying you don't thrive off chaos Exactly my point.23:59.83AndrewNo comment.24:05.71AndrewI Am chaos.24:08.26notyourbestmomentWell will smith did ah did issue on apology to ah Chris Rock it took a little while though and to be perfectly. Honest I don't know if Chris Rock ever accepted it. He hasn't talked about. Slap in his standup yet. But I'm waiting for that moment when he goes and breaks it down.24:24.22phoebeHe needs a little time right? a little time and distance between it and then I'll become a bit because everything that happens in your life will become a bit at some point.24:32.93AndrewWell remember too like in the immediate aftermath of it. You know, like then and we as comedians should kind of you know? Yeah I write this was a this was a big deal amongst comedians at the time which is like shit this you know, let's.24:49.20phoebeYeah, yeah, yeah.24:49.21AndrewFeels like it's opening the door to assaulting comedians if they tell a joke You don't like you know what? I mean um and like mean spiritrited or not. It's a joke. You know what? I mean so it's not that mean spiritrited ultimately um, and and that that that for me was one of the biggest things where was like whoa.25:06.23phoebeNow.25:08.20AndrewDon't go around hitting people that's not correct and then let's not forget the bonkers speech will Smith gave when he won um which was didn't yeah I love I love all the all the stories about like oh my god they cut to commercial and like all hell broke loose.25:16.95notyourbestmomentThat they let him make it was.25:27.58AndrewYou know I mean agents and managers and publicists are running around like you know sweating and pissing themselves which just really kind of makes me feel good about not being an agent manager or publicist. Not that I disrespect those professions.25:41.43notyourbestmomentAre you guys? So so far you respect the royal family and publicists and marketing people got you Andrew anyone.25:53.67AndrewUm I don't want to piss off people who can have me kill to ruin my career. That's that's my number one listen. My biggest fears are going to prison and ending up as Mr Walrus on some local access. You know children's show on Pbs in Nebraska god.25:59.69phoebeThat's your number 1 goal.26:11.40notyourbestmomentLike this is oddly specific.26:11.46AndrewDamn it.26:13.20phoebeBut like a very real fear.26:15.48AndrewIt's it's a nightmare I have often.26:21.23notyourbestmomentUm.26:21.76phoebeAh I learned so much about you? Andrew.26:24.64AndrewYeah, and if I could shut up about myself I would but I can't and I'm 40 so boom here we are this is it. This is what you get? ah.26:30.37phoebeThis is 40 Ah no, that's in 5 years when he hits 45 and it's when the weird political stuff starts happening.26:30.69notyourbestmomentWait to here's wait to here's political thoughts. Ah that's right.26:36.66AndrewYeah, my politics are pretty are pretty normal for right now but like no at 45 I'm going to be like we should have mandated chipping chip all humans.26:51.75notyourbestmomentUm.26:51.84AndrewWhat's going on in Canada. Fifth the.26:57.22phoebeAh, can't wait for the day.26:58.58notyourbestmomentSo Batlings us to number one. Do you guys? Want to do the big reveal. Give some drum roll right? You're right? So the number one.27:05.78AndrewUm, I'll do I'll do a dremel for you.27:06.19phoebeI mean it shouldn't really be a reveal if you've been following that social or news or anything.27:15.42notyourbestmomentNumber 1 story ah is Amber heard versus Johnny Depp and the crazy court case that was all over the place. Probably the biggest court case since the o j simpson trial.27:16.21AndrewNumber 127:17.61phoebeBlind.27:32.59AndrewIt's so fucking bizarre that that's the trial of the century of the twenty first century27:35.72phoebeEspecially because they both just come out looking awful.27:40.42AndrewCorrect yes, like there the Johnny the Johnny Depp vindication was so interesting because it was like if you I mean if you follow the trial.27:40.97notyourbestmomentYeah, there's.27:42.81phoebeLike nobody wins. It's like everybody's worst moment.27:57.55AndrewYou get why they ruled in his favor. You know what? I mean? Um, but at the same time It's like all right? Maybe maybe don't strut out of the courthouse. You know what? I mean maybe just like you know like you didn't even come off so great. Although I mean do we or do we not believe that Amber heard. Shit in his bed.28:17.80phoebeIt's one of these things that I believe that everything that has been claimed not just in this um trial but like earlier um the first time when John Depp was canceled initially um you yeah um.28:27.52AndrewWell after she wrote the after she wrote the Op-ed yeah.28:30.10notyourbestmomentYes.28:33.82phoebeAh, so when Johnny Depp was initially canceled like I totally believe that everything that has been listed totally happened and they're both just shitty and we're totally shitty towards each other like yeah.28:43.50notyourbestmomentOh definitely? Um, so just so yeah, so the listeners know it's just this was actually a defamation case. Um it was because of that op ed that this lawsuit was actually even moved into place. Um it. It. That op ed on the one on the Washington post was released in 2018 she described domestic abuse but depp giant depp was never mentioned but obviously it was implied. They had been dating for 10 years um and ah.29:08.23AndrewYeah I think that the biggest sign of your guilt is when you sue someone for deformation in an article that you're not mentioned in you know what? I.29:18.35phoebeAh.29:19.27notyourbestmomentWell, it was to recover damages because he had lost the pirates of caribbean gig which was twenty two point five million dollars um and then heard yes and fantastic beast and then heard countersuit for a 100000000 um because he.29:24.53AndrewAnd and fantastic beasts.29:36.43notyourbestmomentBecause of his accusations against her and um, you know the court case was probably 1 the most watched um court cases in a long time I um, you know there were clips online that had over 29000000 views. Um, and there was apparently when he went on when Depp went on a stand to testify ah almost so the average viewing time was ah two point seven million ah during his ah time on the stand. Um, so it's. Ah, crazy amount of people were watching and it was no. It is baseball games. Don't get that many people. Um.30:14.37AndrewMost network shows don't get numbers like that anymore. That's insane. Yeah well and like I have to say like part of me goes back and forth between like it's really really sad that like the.30:17.87phoebeYeah.30:33.59AndrewThe subject matter that they were talking about you know abuse was reduced to entertainment. But then then you see them on the stand and the levels of ridiculousness that both of them. You know what? I mean like like. The stories that were told were so so ridiculous that it's like it's you you completely lost sight of the maybe that was the depp team's legal strategy. You really did completely lose sight of like you know the allegations. That were set and again not what the trial was about the trial was about defamation. Um, so little bit what the trial was about um but very like it interesting that something that we should all be like oh this is this is awful and then the way both of them approached it. You're like I don't. Don't feel bad for either 1 of you like it was. It did very much end up being feeling like a apox on both their houses type of thing which is I think at the end of the day really really tragic. You know what? I mean.31:42.89notyourbestmomentYeah I mean it just seemed like this was just a toxic relationship and there was nothing good coming out of it. Um, what? what? I also found to be like super interesting. Ah another thing was that um Johnny Depp's attorney Camille Vasquez like became like almost like a star of of this court case. Um, yeah, and and people tuned in for her and it was you know it actually got rumored that she got to such a point during this case that was rumored that she was dating johnny depp.32:03.14AndrewShe had a sta quality I'm not going to lie she was you know she knew she.32:20.31notyourbestmomentUm, so it was a circus in every every stretch of the imagination.32:28.86AndrewYeah, it ah pooping in a bed um cutting people's fingers like this goes this goes Beyond I Do do non celebrities have trials like this.32:44.74phoebeNo.32:45.65AndrewYou know what? I mean like what is it? What is it about the rich and famous that like makes them legitimately Crazy. You know what? I mean I think that's that that's that's ah, that's a deep question that I would like to find out. And if it means I have to get rich and famous to do it and so but.33:08.61phoebeAh, oh poor baby.33:11.64AndrewI Want to be in the club the club. Ah.33:13.88phoebeAh know. But honestly you have to imagine that at certain point that drama just sips that just sinks right into your real life right? There's just such a like the line is gone and all of a sudden all this drama that exists in your professional life has to.33:14.92notyourbestmomentUm.33:30.87phoebeHas to seep into your personal life as well.33:31.40notyourbestmomentUm, right I Also think good.33:31.55AndrewI Just didn't know how you didn't get tired of it. The I mean like that's a that just feels exhausting to me, you know what? I mean.33:39.85notyourbestmomentYeah I also feel like you're just like if you're an actor. You're probably have a lot downtime. You know when you're not like so you're just there with each other. It's like you Both don't have jobs just staring at each other. It's like it's just a combination for bad things to happen like you need some space go to work.33:54.40phoebeUm I guess the the only 2 options. Ah.33:57.20AndrewThat's not how I spend my downtime like I I enjoy the ah drink in the odd gummy but I'm not going around shitting in other people's beds and cutting their fingers off.34:00.95notyourbestmomentAh.34:06.45phoebeUm.34:08.55notyourbestmomentWell, you should come to my house sometimes um.34:12.22AndrewIt's going to be a hard pass Keith yeah yeah I was open to it but I was open to it for that comment. But now I'm a little hesitant I have to be on.34:13.54phoebeThat's going to be a pass for me too. I'm glad we do this virtually now.34:16.52notyourbestmomentAh, well I'm not inviting you to my Oscar party.34:24.80notyourbestmomentWell, my Oscar parties can be a remake of what's going on to the depp hard cows. Um, ah.34:30.38AndrewLook and and yet lightly curious. Not slightly lightly lightly curious. Maybe I'll head on out there.34:33.25phoebeAh, ah, that's the top 5 Um, so.34:36.36notyourbestmomentUm.34:44.51notyourbestmomentWell.34:48.97phoebeJust because we have a top 5 does not mean that there are not honorable mentions things that happened that probably shouldn't have happened. Um, what that's the truth. That's how it works. Um, so I would like to nominate for this category as Rami Miller period Ezra Miller34:55.17AndrewThe the.34:59.50notyourbestmomentUm.35:04.92AndrewOh yeah I I would like to nominate Elon Musk for reasons previously mentioned.35:08.75phoebeThat's it. That's.35:17.10phoebeAh, Keith any other nominees I have a couple but we'll go at a little circle.35:17.69notyourbestmomentUm I I want us I want to say the Adam Levine Texts are probably some of my favorite celebrity news that's come out of here. Um, it really it really made me change the way I flirt through text but um.35:24.29phoebeAre.35:34.59notyourbestmomentIt is some hilarious sex. You haven't seen them check it out.35:36.69phoebeYes, it it actually sounds like he reminds me of like a 16 year old boy like trying to figure out how to sex the girl for the first time that doesn't that feel about accurate.35:52.69AndrewAgain, this feels slightly ageist when I was 16 There wasn't such a thing as texting so like were I to sexed now. It's not like it's not like I I grew up with it and have a history of it I'd be like a you know I'd probably get arrested. So I don't.35:52.74notyourbestmomentYeah, oh no, definitely. Ah.36:10.97AndrewThat.36:11.81notyourbestmomentUm, so what did you carve into to your tablets andrew.36:17.73phoebeAh, the hiboglyphs.36:20.18AndrewThey're called trees and you put your name and your girlfriend's name with a plus in between them and you carve a heart around it and that's how you do it or you do a prom proposal in a park at midnight surrounded by candles and with a giant heart saying. Will you go to prom with me written in toilet paper on a lawn That's how you that's how you fucking do it Keith and you know what? you know what she said? yes.36:40.94phoebeI've learned so much today she said yes.36:47.52AndrewWe dated for three months36:50.28phoebeGreat success.36:52.71AndrewAh, yeah, oh yeah, writer shortly after pro it was like okay bye.36:59.00phoebeAh, dated you exclusively so you had excuse to remain prompt dates.37:02.90AndrewI had actually funny sort I had actually committed to going to prom with another girl who was a senior and then you know started dating someone because I didn't I was I wasn't with anyone and then I started dating this girl and I was like I call this girl like hey sorry I can't go to pro with you I got to go to prom with my girlfriend and this girl who was a senior was. So mad and me I think I don't know she threatened to kill me but I did I Do think she threatened to quote end me she didn't um and she you know she's she's married Now. She's got kids. Ah, but ah, yeah.37:24.98notyourbestmomentUm, if.37:34.00phoebeAh, ah, she's doing great.37:37.54AndrewYeah, you know we all we all have our foibles but the point is you do them when you're 17 not when you're 56 Johnny depp.37:43.33phoebeI will end you I Love that.37:48.91notyourbestmomentSpeaking of endings guys I think this is the perfect time to call to quits and end you guys and the podcast the very first episode of not your best moments. Um I just want to wish you guys and our listeners a happy holiday.37:49.54AndrewShe.38:06.69notyourbestmomentUm, and I I realize something I want to have a new year's resolution to the end of this because I think this is important. Um I'm going to try to get better with knowing an actor's name and not describing them by a role. So i.38:09.35AndrewOh I Want to do one too I like this goal.38:26.45notyourbestmomentRecently saw stifer's mom. Um, and I still refer to her as s stiffifler's mom but I'm going to learn her name and I'm going to try to get better, but it was Jennifer. Yeah.38:31.81phoebeAh, Jesus have you learned it since. Thank you I okay I've actually had a conversation with someone about this everybody.38:35.22Andrewher name is jeif free yeah her name is Jennifer Coolidch and you can't call her sifler's mom after white lotus you simply cannot do that.38:47.67phoebeHas a different canon Jennifer Coolidge like and mine is legally blond and you can't convince me otherwise.38:54.34AndrewInteresting I would say like Stifer's mom is how I was introduced to Jennifer Coolidge but like Jennifer Coolidge is now Tonya like 100% and I mean the second season of white lotus is it surpasses the first season I think.38:59.29phoebeUm, yeah.39:14.10AndrewUm, and it is so fucking bonkers. Um, especially the end which I I won't spoil for those who haven't seen it. But if you if you have not seen the white Lotus That's that's a strong endorsement from me I'll I'll say that much.39:26.66notyourbestmomentDo do you guys have a new year resolution that you want to put out there no doesn't.39:29.98phoebeDoes it have to be podcast related because mine is just to drink water just like drink more water. What do you mean? what? I feel like you know how you're supposed to drink.39:42.42AndrewBut what? what.39:48.71phoebeDrink like whatever is the 8 glasses of water a day. You definitely don't by that look on your face. You definitely don't and I'm looking.39:50.45notyourbestmomentSo.39:53.72AndrewNow I get whole on I'm gonna show you my water glass and you'll see why I'm so exasperated right now this is astein. It's like a two liter sign that I got at October fest this is what I drink water out of I drink probably one and a half gallons of water a day I love water. It is the.40:12.51phoebeYes, so that is my that is my new year's resolution to drink more water maybe like 4 to 6 glasses a day would be a good improvement for me.40:13.42AndrewStuff of life. Yeah.40:22.84AndrewAre you? okay like how are you not dehydrated on the regular.40:28.85phoebeYou also get water from the food you eat.40:36.55AndrewThat's a weak argument Phoebe I'm very concerned and I want to help you out and I'm gonna I'm gonna check in on you all right here's my resolution I'm gonna chicken on Phoebe and make sure she's st drinking enough water.40:36.86notyourbestmomentUm.40:50.12phoebeAh, kind of feels like you're piggybacking. But since this benefits me I'll allow it.40:51.17AndrewAnd.40:55.64notyourbestmomentVery original.40:57.58AndrewNo I think oh god it's so funny because I've been so like wrapped up in Christmas and like Chris like I I did it I did Christmas badly um whereas I waited too long and now I can't get things shipped appropriately. So. Like last weekend I had to go out in Manhattan in person to go Christmas shopping which is not pleasant in any way shape or form. Um at all ever. Don't do it. It's terrible. That said.41:29.42phoebeBut you did it.41:32.89AndrewIt's not related to my new Year's resolution which I don't have because I've been so focused on Christmas but I can come up with one on the fly I am going to who I'm gonna listen more. Yeah I think I talk too much.41:44.64phoebeI Love that.41:49.75AndrewAnd I'm going to spend some more time listening.41:50.17phoebeHow Wow how woke of you. Every Gen zer who isn't listening should be so Proud. Gen Z is the young generation.42:04.44AndrewAm I Gen Z I don't know what I am of what oh oh no, they don't care for me. Um I.42:09.16notyourbestmomentThe youngest generation so far.42:19.42phoebeUm, as long as you're selfaware.42:21.43AndrewI have I have several Gen Zers who work for me and they're there. They humor me but no, no, no, no um I'm told I'm a millennial but I think I'm a little old for that too.42:29.71phoebeI think you're on the top end I'm on the bottom end of millennial like I'm the last year millennials. So imagine Jen's ears it's me but worse tell me about it. Yeah.42:34.92AndrewYeah, and I may be well I might be 1 of the first.42:35.26notyourbestmomentNot and I'm right in the middle.42:44.42notyourbestmomentUm, can't get worse and you look you so Ge hydrated. Um.42:48.32phoebeAh, that's the.42:50.59AndrewYes, wait Gen Z Gen Z's just walking around like oh you're like they're all like in like in a desert looking for oasis because they have no fucking water This is awful.42:57.86phoebeNo, that's the difference. That's how you know I'm a millennial Jen's ears drink water and I don't drink water. That's the big difference.42:59.46notyourbestmomentUm.43:03.65notyourbestmomentRight.43:04.51AndrewThere We go there. We go I picked it I picked my resolution I am going to be more charitably active there. That's what that's that's my resolution.43:11.40phoebeThere you go.43:14.10notyourbestmomentOkay I think this has been this is the the very first episode of not your best moment just so you know we're gonna be releasing skinny dip episodes will be quick topical ah episodes every Tuesday and then we'll be releasing twice a month. Deep dives into these longer more in-depth topics like the Kanye West's Pete Davidson beef the royal family all that type of stuff so stay tuned. This has been the very first episode of not your best moment.