Omni BiLateral PANic

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A podcast where three recently out bi-coastal, bisexual+, bi-products of the 90s travel the highways and Bi-ways of some niche pop culture and take every detour possible.

M-Spectacular Productions


    • Jun 16, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 30m AVG DURATION
    • 36 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Omni BiLateral PANic

    Episode 30: The Season 1 Finale: Moving Right Along, Related Impressions, and Jessica Chastain, Jessica Hecht, Audra McDonald

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 98:43


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan), talk more about this incredible season on Broadway, moving in NYC, maintaining adult friendships, teenaged hosts, permanent dick-pics, raising the Palace, and more. Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Bonus Episode: The Pre-Tony Award Special Live

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2023 113:52


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan), talk about this incredible season on Broadway and who they think will win along with the usual shenanigans and a poignant hot take on the Here Lies Love controversy. Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Episode 29: Guest 5 - Kathleen - Pedro Pascal Kisses, ”Blabe: Pig in the City,” and Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 108:53


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan), and our M-Spectacular guest: Kathleen talk about moving to London, the Fullerverse, swelling into brains, Dick Van Dialects and the results, Michael John LaChiusa fandom, Public Theatre Alum reminiscing, and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Episode 28: As I Always Say..., the Idioms Episode, House Street and Elena Fisher, Ursala: The Sea Witch, Cersei Lannister

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 124:13


    Happy Pride Darlings! Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan), talk about existential crises, ADHD diagnoses, buttons, far-too-dark original musicals,  an evening of mashup plays, fully loaded foods, and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!   Content Warning: This episode contains very dark humor, coping mechanisms, and references to the Challenger tragedy. 

    Episode 27: Star Trek Porn Parodies, Valentine's Day, and Charo, Carol Channing, Gilbert Gottfried

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 83:02


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan), talk about childhood influences and crushes, how this show is "only distractions," Kill Bill and Charlie's Angels, and hear them live to react to songs from "Thumbelina" and "The Swan Princess," and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Episode 26: That M-Spec Spectrum, Write Feverish; Edit Healthy, and Jack Frost, Mr. Freeze, Snow Miser

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 81:00


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan), talk about Strega Nona and Strega Nostradamus, the orginis of "Actual New Year," ButtSex: The Musical, the Pedagogy of Pop-Punk, and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Episode 25: Guest 4 - Wayne Maugans - Is Overqualified For This Podcast, The Methodist Takeover, and Tallulah Bankhead, Jackie Robinson, Donna Reed

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 96:05


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan), and our M-Spectacular guest: Wayne Maugans talk about conservatory training, what is counterpoint, Methodism vs. Catholicism, School House Rock, Yinz Tisch Sodapop Nomenclature, OBP Impression Contests, and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Episode 24: Full Metal Bush, Inappropriate Presentation Metrics, and Diana Ross, Joni Mitchell, Dolly Parton

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2023 106:31


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan) real-time fact check themselves, discuss the philosophical implications of dead relative jokes, react to the infamous Rolling Stone best singers list, Joni Mitchell GPS voices, and more! Don't miss this episode Bi-Cons! 

    Episode 23: Enthusiastic Vocal Performances from Your Roommates,Therapy is Your Headcanon, and FMK+

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 69:32


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan) talk about coy dialect work, on-stage sex scenes, the darkest things we've written recently, a holiday season would you rather, and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Episode 22: Guest 3 - Molly Jones - Befriending Corvids: A Neverending Story, Catholic Girly Things, and Dean Martin, Anne Bancroft, Catherine Zeta Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 122:31


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan) and our M-Spectacular guest: Molly Jones talk about bird rescuing, magic on the L Train, Playwrighting, Pittsburgh PA, Flight?, even more Catholic Trauma, and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Episode 21: RuPaul's Brag Race, Fred Astaire and Katie Hepburn Feuds, and Diego Luna, Mark Ruffalo, Bradley Cooper

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2023 57:05


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan) brag about stuff, cast never explained puppets, talk about existing until the new year, and whether they would rather swim in Nutella or Maple Syrup. Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Episode 20: Incorruptible Saints in the Wild, Blammingham of Havanunmshire, and Natalie Portman, Zoe Saldana, Mila Kunis

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 64:56


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan) talk about incoruptable saints in the wild, children's book mashups, ghost hunting shows, Brah-Talk through history, and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons!

    Episode 19: Guest 2 - Falcon Heavy - Lent was Yesterday, Theatre but with Onions, and Judy Garland, Fred Astaire, Ann Miller

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 113:15


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan) and our M-Spectacular guest: Falcon Heavy talk about body-positive burlesque, how Ethel Merman is the great unifier, acting professor sweater gauges, who has the best liturgical sense, Catholic Trauma, and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons! 

    Episode 18: Celebr8teen - Rom-Com Pitches, Late Night Talk Shows, and Flora, Fauna, Merryweather

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023 58:15


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) celebr8 the eighteenth episode by pitching sequel musicals, Romantic Comedy Feature Films, and Late Night Shows. Don't miss this one Bi-cons! 

    Episode 17: Bad to the Bone Patti LuPone, I Don't Taste Gender, and Carl Reiner, Elliot Gould, Bernie Mac

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023 106:55


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) talk about life between the naps, heists, Cowboy Jesus, and witness the first mentions of FMK+. Don't miss this one Bi-cons.

    Episode 16: Guest 1 - Stefanie DeMaria - The Mayor of the Public, That Shonda Rhimes Power, and Judy, Barbara, GaGa

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 137:40


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), Cameron (Pan) and for the first time ever, an M-Spectacular guest: Stefanie DeMaria talk about The Public, New York City, writing fanfiction, the fandoms that helped them realize their queerness, and more! Don't miss this fun-filled episode Bi-cons! 

    Teaser 2 - Holiday Would You Rather

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 11:43


    Cameron, David, and Tessa are at it again! Would you rather be Santa or The Grinch on Christmas Eve?  The answers to this and more coming at you.

    FMK + Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 4:12


    Check out the Teaser for our new game FMK+ Some exciting things happening over here at OBP, Stay Tuned!

    Episode 15: Lothlorien OSHA Violations, Lake Placid Bread Monsters, & Shakespeare, Marlowe, Queen Elizabeth

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 110:50


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) talk about spicing up ramen noodles, favorite recipes, meeting a couple of members of the Flannery Clan, the Challenge, white people nonsense, Dad getting the remote, and more. Don't miss this one Bi-cons.

    Episode 14: The New Year's Eve Special: Two Resolutions and a Lie, Accomplishments, & Jessica Biel, Ashton Kutcher, Zac Efron

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 117:40


    It's New Year's Eve! Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) play games, reflect on this past year, and bring in the new year with their atypical brand of comedy and impressions.

    Episode 13: The Christmas Eve Special: Skimble-sheep, Marshmallow Live-Reacts, & Frankie, Deano, Sammy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 99:29


    Join us for our Christmas Eve Special that we recorded in PERSON! There is serious Chaotic-Good Energy when our hosts get together in real life. Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) talk about opera impressions, being members of the Polar-Bear Club, why Scottish sheep avoid water, watching old holiday specials, Christmas Eve traditions, Heist Folie, and a very special feature in this program. Happy Holidays no matter what you celebrate! Don't miss this one Bi-cons! 

    Episode 12: Holiday 3: Hands are for sightseeing, Millenial the Musical, & Jerry, George, Elaine

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 99:36


    This week hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) talk about the id, ego, and superego, feminist blue balls, their second-tier holiday films, their favorite Flash productions, more holiday traditions, and so much more. Don't miss this one Bi-cons!

    Episode 11: Holiday 2: Mrs. Clause's Husband, Holiday Season Q&A, & Gingerbread People, Linzer Tarts, Sugar Cookies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 88:37


    This week hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) get seasonal again and talk about how Marilyn's husband the playwright, New Jersey's silly laws, first vehicles and inherent queerness, the best and worst holiday gifts, how David through a Leslie Knope Party, and the true meaning of Christmas! Don't miss Holiday 2, Bi-cons. 

    Episode 10: Holiday 1: Organ Spoons, Midi-chlorian Headcanon, & Past, Present, Future Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 98:04


    This week hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) get seasonal and talk about theatre games, how so far this podcast is only tangentially related, which of our beloved holiday characters are , saying no to tiny tiny floating girls, the Tim Curry Problem, Rule 34ing yourself into a marriage, home penetration, and so much more! Don't miss Holiday 1, Bi-cons. 

    Episode 3: Special - Stephen Sondheim

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2021 25:26


    After getting the news about Stephen Sondheim's passing yesterday, we decided to jump on a Zoom call and talk about what he meant to us.  This is the result.  We love you Steve, thank you for the music, the inspiration, and the constant reminders to persevere and make art. 

    Episode 9: The Black Friday Special: Fraulein Schweiger, Milk This Dead Horse, & Bond, James Bond, Daniel Craig

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 113:01


    This week hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) reminisce about Black Friday traditions, about Tomothy Dilton and Sound of Music spinoffs, about American Idols auditions and tap dancing strippers, impressions, and a truly silly round of Most Likely. Finally, there's James Bond-themed FMK. Don't miss this one Bi-cons!

    Episode 8: Celebr-8-tion: Italian Sayings, Klingons in Middle Earth, & Sherlock Holmes, Nancy Drew, Veronica Mars

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 98:01


    This week hear our Celebr-8-tion led by David (Bi) as he takes Tessa (Omni) and Cameron (Pan) to ride the Highways and Bi-ways through some niche pop culture and take every detour possible.  On the way find out what Cameron has in common with Jason Reynolds and Donatella Versace, what idioms Tessa knows off the top of her head,  what our hosts would teach Data from TNG, what their themed DnD Taverns would be like, how many languages they SHOULD speak, and so much more. Don't miss this one Bi-cons!

    Episode 7: Parents Have Favorites, Capitalism BaBY!, & Mama Rose, Mrs Lovett, Cora Hoover-Hooper: The Mayoress

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 106:57


    This week hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) talk about in-school suspensions, Catholic Guilt walks of shame, broken bones, pun sketches, dumpster diving, terrible jobs, white turkey nonsense, and putting your feet on the Oregon Trail.  There's also a truly esoteric round of FMK involving Musical Theatre Canon. Don't miss this one Bi-cons!

    Episode 6: Ground Planes, That Scottish Play though, & Dr. Pulaski, Lwaxana Troi, Q

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 131:26


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) talk about surface-level analysis and star power psychopathy, old email addresses and unknown Christian rock band names, introvert superpowers, and presidential impressions; all while nerding out about musical theatre and Star Trek.  There's also a round of Never Have I Ever.  Don't miss this one, Bi-cons!

    Episode 5: The Halloween Special: Witch Kinks, Mary Tyler Moore Pants, & Endora, Maurice, Uncle Arthur

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 116:54


    Join the hosts for our First Annual Halloween Special Where Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) talk about Halloween traditions, Childhood Costumes, how the '90s were an insane time to grow up, the Bronte Siblings, spooky victorian storytelling, how trees are actually raising us, getting Samhained right in the harvest, and so much more! Happy Halloween Bi-Cons!

    Episode 4: Diva Resonators, Recovering Perfectionists, & Robin, Batgirl, Poison Ivy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 122:45


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) workshop a word for sexually attracted to talent and found the "Furnies" movement, talk about exclusive content "sclusies" and feet monetization, take on the edifice of nice, and tell each other two truths and a lie. Finally, they play FMK with the characters of "Batman."   

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    Episode 3: Essential Oils, Ghost Stories, & Kitana, Mileena, Jade

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 133:24


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron Pan) talk about middle age, problematic crushes, future vision, "Cut this out" relationship advice, unpopular musical theatre opinions, and answer the "Big 5" questions.  After which they play FMK with Mortal Kombat, you don't want to miss it!

    Episode 3: Bonus Short: Coming Out Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 1:08


    Happy Coming Out Day to all of our , questioning, and alphabet mafia siblings in the world! We Love you!

    Episode 2: Kissing Sounds, Superpowers, & Captain America, Iron Man, Thor

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 131:11


    Hear Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan) talk about icebreakers and old jobs, coming-out logistics, relationships, apparent superpowers, shipping, and play several rounds of FMK.

    Episode 1: Public Twerks, Coming Out, & Kirk, Spock, McCoy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 101:31


    Meet Tessa (Omni), David (Bi), and Cameron (Pan); three millennial friends who met working in the theatre in New York; bonded over comedy, antiquated popular culture, and impressions; and all came out later in life. Listen to stories about celebrity sightings, on-air games, the public, and their coming-out stories.

    Episode 1: Sneak Peak: Alignment Chart

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 6:08


    Sneak Peak of our new Bi+ Podcast. Hear David (Bi), a veteran DM, describe his updated alignment chart to an enraptured Tessa (Omni) and Cameron (Pan).

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