The Biscuits & Gravy Show

Crazy dad jokes, troubles with moving, Psaki and the goernment,  Mac & Cheese Ice Cream, and Kayaking down the Mississippi River.

How fast the new McDonald's opens up.  Hummingbird feeders, door to door education campaigns.  Chicken and food poisoning. Carrying concealed or not.  

When dad's say, "Because I said so, that's why!"  Dad Jokes.  Taco In A Can!  Windows 11.  Losing a pet.  Death and Urns.  Gwen Berry and DeAnna Price!  The first News Story you remember.   We don't need no stinkin' Nukes!  

Kamala Harris and her cookies,  Gender appceptance - Who is the real victim? Many different ways to stay cool in the summer. Elevators and toothpaste tubes.  

Jim thinks he has Hog Weed (He doesn't).  Women can find cool stuff on line for their men! Patriotism is NOT theological heresy. Why putting America first is a Biblical principle., because it practices the principle of stewardship.   Father's Day history and gift ideas.   Shaving with razors.  Playing knife swap at church. The Tularosa Yard Bird Sandwich.   Meeting Jim at College! The Tularosa Yard Bird Sandwich:2 pieces of rye bread1 chicken fried steak (chicken fritter)1 fried EggSlice of cheese (pepperjack or colby)A little ketchup or ---  Chik-fil-A sauce! 

Rich Merrick, The Man Next Door,  Law Enforcement and marijuana.  Israel. The girl who is suing to be valedictorian, Passports and Vaccines.  If you are willing to stand up, you have to be willing to be hit.

Sad names of sad towns, Rich is Back.  Tricks you don't want to play. Mother's day. Jokes.

George Harrison Played a Aprank on Phil Collins.Burritos aren't supposed to crunch.Buying Hat's in Old Mesilla.  The Double Eagle Restaurant. It gets HOT in Arizona!  My Barber joke!  People are not getting their 2nd shot. People were put in a cave for 40 days with no sunlight or clocks.  The results were amazing.  Women do not want Daredevil boyfriends. Women who appreciate gopher getters.  Is your car your friend?  Have you named your car?  Strange stories. Weird things people do in their cars. Table manners we were taught.  People lie on their first dates.  More diabetic diet tips and hints. Sugar blockers.

What Biden has been up to.  Impingement & Infringement. Guess who got a shot?  America's most deadly National Park. Grilled Cheese and facts about the people who love them.  A man with 25 left shoes.

A few very sad jokes, Golf, Baseball, Sports, How it is in the real world, Latchkey kids, snowflakes, and bad parrenting.  How to save a good chunk of money.

The blockage of the Suez Canal, Virtual Reality computer software, A culture of stimulus checks and Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Baltimore - No longer prosecuting certain crimes,  Government regulation and going too far - even on city levels.  Biden's Press conference. 

Today is Pie Day.  Today's gas prices.  Vaccine side effects,  Taking driver's education.  Irish places.  How to quit your job.  Boyfriend gets arrested.  Are you done with time changes?  We are.  Health issues with time changes.  Old woman gets banned from weddings.  Thieves do an office a favor and steal their safe.

The great strawberry incident, Almost Paradise, Rich Merrick,  Cancel Culture and the Romans, Dr. Suess, Texas Opens, The Drunk Chef,  Just show them your warrant..

Jim and I discuss a few celebrities:  Mr. T.  Liberace, Don Rickles, John Voight, Lorenzo Lamas, and Lady Whatshername.  Ruch Limbaugh, and Jerry Falwell.What is the deal with Mr. Potato Head and Coca Cola.  The lucky fortune cookie!

Jason has a new joke book.  Biden and the impeachment.  Gorilla glue mishap and the Feline Attorney.  Facebook is considering a new smartwatch.  The movie Face/Off may have a sequal.  Lots of smart phone apps.  Some dealing with investing.  The cost of Parmesan Cheese may be on the rise.  Pigs that play video games.

My guest, Michael Shinabery and I talking about Cloudcroft, History, and just a few of the films that were made in New Mexico. You can still purchase George Washington's cologne.  A great light hearted show.

Martial Arts, Teenagers and driving, Robinhood, Doge...I sold mine,  email signatures and "personal pronouns."  The Christian reputation is completely manufactured and false, Candy Bars, that sweet dog with the sympathetic limp.  

Cars, barn finds, Steak-N Shake, Trump, Jokes. Why we don't have cable TV. Why it's important to be nice.   The most popular intrument in North Korea.  Poor guys who can't get to their millions in Bitcoin.  How to get your kid to eat healthier.

Gambling and the lottery, ploying raffles.  Parler is gone from the app store and Trump is deleted from Twitter. Vaccination discussion. The stories behind our scars. Drinking tea, Do you know your kids passwords.  How NOT to make a grilled chesse sandwhich in an air fryer.

Jokes,  The young people today!  Larry King.  The GOP demands an audit.  Self Evident Truths.  New years Resolutions and living life to the fullest.

Our psychology class was taught by a ventriloquist puppet.  Christmas is over. Dealing with fatigue and stretching.  The nutritional value of a rabbit  Stupid criminals.  The most dangerous toys.  My new Apple watch.  Liberace's hammer.

The TOS Culture, Living In America, Jokes, Emo Phillips on an airplane, more jokes.  Kids getting up early on Christmas,  Fruitcakes & Lima Beans, Old VCR's.  White Elephant gifts.

Jokes, Most Americans weigh over 200. Most people think other people do not know how to drive in the winter. Common things you never knew had a name. The most boring class in the whole world - Intro To Bed.   Kidnaping in a suitcase.  Filipino police resort to caning for social distancing violations.  100 Days of Masking.  Squiggy has died, David Lander of Laverne & Shirley.  The first Christmas card goes on sale.

THE McRib is coming back. After thanksgiving!  No more leftovers.  Jokes. A listener gives her comments on my hamburger process and it made a great hamburger for her.  A little bit of commentary on the current political environment.Playing Farkle, Apps I have found. Dumb questions people have asked the Butterball Turkey Hotline. Cutting down our own Christmas tree. 4% of people do THIS in the shower. 

This episode has no politics, just the fun stuff for your listening pleasure. Life 360, Jim gets kicked off of "Bunnies Make Me Happy"  $5 and Below, Jokes.  The best homemade hamburger in the world - My Hamburger cooking process.  The day that Jim learned you don't have to boil hot dogs!  The $100 pencil, with a certificate.  Jim's weirdest Christmas Present - Zombie Bullets.  Talking about camping and www.hipcamp.com.

Jokes and quotes, Jim's joke.  Couples Roller Skating At A Church Youth Group Event!  Election and Biden thoughts and comments. How to disengage from a FB argument.  Where to hide things!

The movie Zorro. Spending, the difference between men and women when it comes to spending - maybe.  The Texas Biden - Tump Incident. The Walmart express lane.  Church Fellowship.  Soda Stream, Cherry RC Cola. Sean Connery. Old Car Technology.  David can now turn on his headlights!

Jokes & Quotes,  Just a little bit, not much of politics, The final debate and Biden lies.  Route 66. I ate an ELKo burger...Restaurants in New Mexico are taking your names, and other personal information.  What it takes to have a good museum.  History. More on Tombstone and Lincoln, NM.  Old people and the great stories they have!

Vacation plans, camping, the bear and the flat tire. Political attitudes, Gun Control.  Is Monday really your worst day? Grumpy men vs. grumpy women.  Why men are easier to shop for. The problem with candy corn and how to make it just feel right!

Jokes and Quotes,  People settle when they don't have to. In-Law Relationships, Dr. House and Sherlock Holmes,  Adventures in tunnels and caves. Dog sledding. The idea of mandatory military service for two years...Not a good idea.  Switzerland.  A great late night snack - cottage cheese.  Giving your kids an allowance.

Jokes, Christmas Gift Memories, Trump and FLOTUS contract Covid, Quotes, Peanuts turns 70!   Michigan Governor is beaten by the State Supreme Court.  Who would be the perfect moderator of the next debates?  Do you have a Zombie Apocalypse plan?  14% of Americans do!   It's popcorn month,  College Memories and the returned Chevy Nova!  The first college protest in American History.

With Rich Merric, Billy The Kid and Jesse James, and Harriet Tubman, Jokes and Quotes, Our Wedding, 2 yrs ago. Trump's Supreme Court Nomination,  Kyle Rittenhouse - 11 Minutes . Smart phone updates and trackers.

Jokes & Quotes, Tis the season for political mudslinging!  Ruth Bader Ginsburg, what next?   We were taught to eat everything on our plate!  Yeah, I don't do that anymore.  What's on your bucket list?

Practical Jokes, The time the U.S. "Bombed" Mexico with a Nazi weapon. The drumsticks and the crazy shirts!  Michael Shinaberry talks about local legends!

An introduction to Michael Shinabery, Rodney Bardin, New Mexico Musuem Of Space History, Formal Education and Informal Education, John Stapp - The Fastest Man On Earth, German V2 Rockets in New Mexico.  Astronaut Quotes and more interesting conversation!

The Land Of Oz - Alamogordo, NM, Western History, Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid, Peolsi the Kidder, Will there be another shot heard 'round the world.  Motorcycle riding,  why we wear helmets.  Living with NO regrets. 

Will there be another round of stimulus "checks?" Mixed Feelings.  What is up with the USPS and Trump?  Character and Integrity. Missing the smiles, No jokes, just thoughts from two friends in the same county.

THe secrent work game, Jokes and Quotes, Joe Biden, Conspiracy theories, The time I got great gas mileage, too much time spent opening packages and watching tg,  No hamburgers at this restaurant, a reason to eat more pizza!

Fair warning. We talk some serious politics fo a while.  Your choice, socialism or Trump.  Jokes, Covid tracking bracelet, conspiracy theories, women who love their pets more than their partners (and even find them cuter). Corn on the cob flavored chips, and the NYC man whos is looking for a girl for "Corona and beyond!"

Jokes, Quotes, Secret Word Game,  Different versions of the Bible, The King's English and Shakespeare, What makes a man feel insecure?  

Jokes, Quotes, Secret Word Game,  Cheating with a Big Mac, Speed Camera's, Do you eat enought fruit?  The hitman website. 

An interesting conversation with former Missouri Legislator (and my brother) Paul Curtman.  Discussing current events, freedoms being lost, and our God given right to protect ourselves by any means necessary.

Jokes & Quotes, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Adventures Of Ozzie & Harriet Nelson.  Stevie Wonder Truthers, 7 Reasons To Be Happy RIght NOW! 

Jokes and Quotes,  Freedom and tyranny today, Founding Fathers, David Barton and Thomas Jefferson,  Movies: Signs and Dances With Wolves,  Drinking Lemon Juice for a world record,  Good Deeds, Weird stuff on Amazon, tortilla blankets.

Rain, Jokes, Quotes, Stupid NM laws, Pre-Nazi Cultures With Swastikas.  Amish and Quakers.

Paying more at the convenience center, The Secret Word Game - Jokes- President Biden,  The moral decline of our country - when did it actually start?  What A Good Cop is and why cops don't really need a 4 year degree as some have suggested,  Jaywalkers are ugly.

Slapping Competitions,  Martial Arts, censorship, Holidays, Being happy and not a joy stealer. How to clear the mind of frustrations and what works for you.  Self Mental Conditioning. 

Hot dogs and hamburgers, jokes, priorities, Jim's new podcast, the mother with the vending machine, Morgan Freeman, Unemployment, drinking pickle juice. 

Glow in the dark products, Moxie Soda, Motorcycle riding to control my sugar, Fiber to control sugar cravings. Jokes, Quotes, Chicken Processing, Phone Apps reviews. Nuclear incidents.

Don't trust someone who says "I'm not telling you everything I know!"  Sharing food off your plate with the one you love.  Ridiculous policy at Wal-Mart. Trying to return never worn shoes.  Living with social distancing and being nice.  App and book review.  Why I don't and won't do network marketing.  My Amway experience.

Genrating revenues, bike and pet licenses, Inheritance taxes,  Why people in NY City are so happy.  Keeping your sanity and being NICE!  Control & Influence.  Quotes and Jokes,  Secret word game.