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Jackie Cheng


    • May 19, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 30 EPISODES


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    Real Professional Podcast Ep 30: Nothing's Changed, Folks!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 43:31


    We've been on sabbatical and things are looking good!... Kinda...Jess still dreams of relations with a ghost, and Jackie still hasn't returned to being promiscuous trash...Apologies for the crap audio... New recording software on the next episode! Promise!

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 29: Octopus Pimps and Valentines

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 34:33


    Jess teaches us about fish-punching octupus, and the flaws with bra-burning...Our video crashed, but the audio survived! Yay! Still good times, folks!

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 28: So Obsessed,...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 22:10


    Jessica's mom might be an evil raptor, and Jess's armpits are the only things that will save the day!...We're totally fine, guys...Jessica Stern:IG: @Hustlingigglez

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 27: The Lost Thanksgiving Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 18:19


    Jackie and Jess recording in person after Thanksgiving 2020, but Jackie took her damn time editing, so here we are, sugarplums...

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 26: Jess is a Mega-Potato... & "Choices"...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 29:59


    The episode about choices... but strayed into some odd territory, such as Jess becoming a Beatboxing Armadillo, and a Fluffy and Flexible Pokemon...Check out the video version on YouTube: beerandcheesefries

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 25: Jess Should Do Foot Porn, Right?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 82:33


    The country is still in the middle of Covid, Jackie tries to convince Jess to start a OnlyFans page to display her sexy-ass feet, and Jess receives an anonymous voicemail from an obsessive stalker... But how nice to feel wanted, right?

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 24: Fire in Sinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 82:50


    Ariana is not a drifter.Jackie hangs out with Keith Oesterreich and Ariana Nowicki.Ariana's magical belch was stolen by a sea witch and Keith is a secret beer snob.

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 23: Nobody Asked

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 52:24


    Jackie is okay... Well, she's physically okay. Thank you to everyone who has reached out.Jess will now be Jackie's Quarantine Representative, and she will also be starting the most brilliant internet series, ever... "Nobody Asked"... Follow her!

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 22: Corona's Not Just A Beer, People...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 60:58


    Jackie and Jessica derail while dealing with cabin fever. We have no idea where this episode landed. Enjoy!

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 21: Don't Date Komodo Dragons

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020 45:23


    Jessica's not a "cat lady",... yet.Jackie's new body loves America.And Jessica plans her future with a hot ghost.

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 20: Jess's Tonsils Are Gone & She Hates U2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 48:01


    Jess and I are back after a LONG break.Things are still terrible. No worries.

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 19: Jess Still Has Her Tonsils

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2019 52:39


    Jess expects the worst, but hopes for the best.Jess and Jackie are excited about Halloween and Checker Phil's show, and Jess's boyfriend hasn't cheated on her yet. YAY!

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 18: Jackie & Jessica Get Ready for CUFFING SEASON!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 65:19


    Recorded On: Wednesday, September 18, 2019Jackie and Jessica prep for Cuffing Season.Jessica needs surgery.Jackie might have a stalker.And, Jackie and Jessica plan their abduction.

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 17: Jessica is Medium & Not Gay

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2019 79:48


    Jackie hates Grease 2, Jessica misses pizza and has her breasts negotiated.Jackie skips to the end of the porn, while Jess likes watching the story.Comment below if you want Jessica to tell her gross sex stories in full pornographic detail!Jessica Stern IG: @hustlingigglezJackie Cheng IG: @beerandcheesefriesJackie Cheng YouTube: Beer & Cheesefriesspreaker.com/show/real-professional

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 16: Jackie's Face is Exploding

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2019 14:34


    Jackie's face looks like a bubble, she ghosts a dude who loves gifs, and she fantasizes about the eating buddy of her dreams...

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 15: It's Jackie's Birthday!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 18:36


    Jackie recaps on her birthday weekend, thirst-trap photos and talks about her fitness journey on the keto diet.No guest this week, guys!

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 14: Jessica Is More Than A Drum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 63:51


    Jackie and Jessica read each other's horiscope, Jessica forces our listeners to have sex, and Jackie and Jessica talk about their future "Trish" and "Gloria". Also, don't use Jessica's towels... Ever.

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 13: Jessica Flushes the Toilet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2019 70:45


    Jess is having fun on Bumble, Jackie finally gets the Nexplanon out of her arm, and Jess ends the night with an edible...

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 12: Jessica's Not Bitter At All, Guys...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 57:12


    Jackie's date stood her up, and Jessica rants about her past men and... body lotion. Jackie's vagina-puff is getting smaller thanks to keto.#WheresMyVagina

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 11: Jessica Flips Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 84:00


    Jess does some chores around the house, and Jackie is being followed by random wives.Jackie and Jess do a belly-drumroll in honor of their mention on the Beer Man Beer Podcast!Shoutouts to: Beer Man Beer Podcast, Generation X Files Podcast, and Post Game Report Podcast

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 10: Happy Belated Birthday, Jessica!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 76:57


    Real Professional Podcast Ep 9: Collab with LGBT Chat & Jen Kay

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 92:57


    Aida and I trick Jen into being a guest on this episode, and I lower the integrity and quality of the LGBT Chat Podcast...Listen to the edited version of this episode on the LGBT Chat Podcast with Aida Ramirez!

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 8: Jessica Stern Loves Murder & Love

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019 69:47


    Jessica plans out romantic murders, Nexplanon is ruining Jackie's life, and Jessica finally stops wearing bike shorts.

    The Real Professional Podcast Ep 7: Jackie Refuses to Edit Out Dead Air

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 59:22


    Jackie has resorted to forcing men to date her, Jessica has found love, and Jackie refuses to edit out dead air. #TheMuskMadeMeDoIt #ICantControlSpace

    The Real Professional Podcast Ep 6: Jessica Stern Takes a Bath

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 52:25


    We join Jessica while she takes a bath and Jackie and Jessica talk about bath bombs for men.#SmellLikeSuccessBeefJerkyAndTits MAN BOMBS!Jess also does some ASMR... "Welcome to the Quiet Storm"...Oh, and Ariana Grande's dumb Japanese BBQ tattoo...

    The Real Professional Podcast Ep 5: Jessica Stern Eats A Sandwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 42:16


    The Real Professional Podcast Ep 4: Jessica Stern is Gay for Cows

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2019 29:36


    #GayForCows Jessica thinks semen's a dairy product, goes to a "rock bar", and reports that there are "Jews out there".Apologies to Android users in advance. We like you, Brandon. We do.We also come up with an idea for a dating app where you catch dates like Pokemon... We're pretty genius.

    The Real Professional Podcast Ep 3: Paola Dattner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2019 76:25


    The Real Professional Podcast Ep 2: Jessica Stern

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2018 38:05


    Jackie and Comedian, Jessica Stern channel their favorite Drag Queens, Trixie Mattel and Katya. They also discuss reasons they're both single and why dinosaurs deserve equal pay.Jessica Stern IG: @HustlinGigglez

    The Real Professional Podcast Ep1: 2 Lesbians & an Asian...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2018 69:10


    First episode of the "Real Professional Podcast"Guests: Kathy Arnold & Jen KayShoutout to: Ryan HickeyJackie's milkshake brings the boys to her basement apartment, Kathy drank too much tequila and we think Jen might actually be homeless.

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