The Real Professional Podcast

We've been on sabbatical and things are looking good!... Kinda...Jess still dreams of relations with a ghost, and Jackie still hasn't returned to being promiscuous trash...Apologies for the crap audio... New recording software on the next episode! Promise!

Jess teaches us about fish-punching octupus, and the flaws with bra-burning...Our video crashed, but the audio survived! Yay! Still good times, folks!

Jessica's mom might be an evil raptor, and Jess's armpits are the only things that will save the day!...We're totally fine, guys...Jessica Stern:IG: @Hustlingigglez

Jackie and Jess recording in person after Thanksgiving 2020, but Jackie took her damn time editing, so here we are, sugarplums...

The episode about choices... but strayed into some odd territory, such as Jess becoming a Beatboxing Armadillo, and a Fluffy and Flexible Pokemon...Check out the video version on YouTube: beerandcheesefries

The country is still in the middle of Covid, Jackie tries to convince Jess to start a OnlyFans page to display her sexy-ass feet, and Jess receives an anonymous voicemail from an obsessive stalker... But how nice to feel wanted, right?

Ariana is not a drifter.Jackie hangs out with Keith Oesterreich and Ariana Nowicki.Ariana's magical belch was stolen by a sea witch and Keith is a secret beer snob.

Jackie is okay... Well, she's physically okay. Thank you to everyone who has reached out.Jess will now be Jackie's Quarantine Representative, and she will also be starting the most brilliant internet series, ever... "Nobody Asked"... Follow her!

Jackie and Jessica derail while dealing with cabin fever. We have no idea where this episode landed. Enjoy!

Jessica's not a "cat lady",... yet.Jackie's new body loves America.And Jessica plans her future with a hot ghost.

Jess and I are back after a LONG break.Things are still terrible. No worries.

Jess expects the worst, but hopes for the best.Jess and Jackie are excited about Halloween and Checker Phil's show, and Jess's boyfriend hasn't cheated on her yet. YAY!

Recorded On: Wednesday, September 18, 2019Jackie and Jessica prep for Cuffing Season.Jessica needs surgery.Jackie might have a stalker.And, Jackie and Jessica plan their abduction.

Jackie hates Grease 2, Jessica misses pizza and has her breasts negotiated.Jackie skips to the end of the porn, while Jess likes watching the story.Comment below if you want Jessica to tell her gross sex stories in full pornographic detail!Jessica Stern IG: @hustlingigglezJackie Cheng IG: @beerandcheesefriesJackie Cheng YouTube: Beer & Cheesefriesspreaker.com/show/real-professional

Jackie's face looks like a bubble, she ghosts a dude who loves gifs, and she fantasizes about the eating buddy of her dreams...

Jackie recaps on her birthday weekend, thirst-trap photos and talks about her fitness journey on the keto diet.No guest this week, guys!

Jackie and Jessica read each other's horiscope, Jessica forces our listeners to have sex, and Jackie and Jessica talk about their future "Trish" and "Gloria". Also, don't use Jessica's towels... Ever.

Jess is having fun on Bumble, Jackie finally gets the Nexplanon out of her arm, and Jess ends the night with an edible...

Jackie's date stood her up, and Jessica rants about her past men and... body lotion. Jackie's vagina-puff is getting smaller thanks to keto.#WheresMyVagina

Jess does some chores around the house, and Jackie is being followed by random wives.Jackie and Jess do a belly-drumroll in honor of their mention on the Beer Man Beer Podcast!Shoutouts to: Beer Man Beer Podcast, Generation X Files Podcast, and Post Game Report Podcast

Jessica had an amazing birthday! And Jackie's bipolar! YAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Aida and I trick Jen into being a guest on this episode, and I lower the integrity and quality of the LGBT Chat Podcast...Listen to the edited version of this episode on the LGBT Chat Podcast with Aida Ramirez!

Jessica plans out romantic murders, Nexplanon is ruining Jackie's life, and Jessica finally stops wearing bike shorts.

Jackie has resorted to forcing men to date her, Jessica has found love, and Jackie refuses to edit out dead air. #TheMuskMadeMeDoIt #ICantControlSpace

We join Jessica while she takes a bath and Jackie and Jessica talk about bath bombs for men.#SmellLikeSuccessBeefJerkyAndTits MAN BOMBS!Jess also does some ASMR... "Welcome to the Quiet Storm"...Oh, and Ariana Grande's dumb Japanese BBQ tattoo...

Jessica is high as fuck and talks about fucking aliens. That's it.

#GayForCows Jessica thinks semen's a dairy product, goes to a "rock bar", and reports that there are "Jews out there".Apologies to Android users in advance. We like you, Brandon. We do.We also come up with an idea for a dating app where you catch dates like Pokemon... We're pretty genius.

Getting older, Vaping's gay, Peanut allergy shouldn't exist and Dating sucks

Jackie and Comedian, Jessica Stern channel their favorite Drag Queens, Trixie Mattel and Katya. They also discuss reasons they're both single and why dinosaurs deserve equal pay.Jessica Stern IG: @HustlinGigglez

First episode of the "Real Professional Podcast"Guests: Kathy Arnold & Jen KayShoutout to: Ryan HickeyJackie's milkshake brings the boys to her basement apartment, Kathy drank too much tequila and we think Jen might actually be homeless.