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WELCOME BACK! Thanks for sticking around through our hiatus, but we are back with a wallop of a two-parter, featuring two hours worth of Metal Gear lore from someone who just learned all the metal gear lore secondhand. You're gonna love it.

Welcome back! This week on the show Chelsea is giving a rundown on her favorite mid-aughts reality series (available on YouTube) and Ellie is presenting about a modern day cryptic you may have missed. Please enjoy the 89th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This week on the podcast Chelsea gives a little intro to the wild wonderful world of Mardi Gras for the uninitiated, and Ellie recounts the tale of Stanisław Szukalski, the weirdest dude in your art class (if you took class in Poland in the 1920s).  Plus a new segment drops! Please enjoy the 88th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Welcome back to Wut! This week Chelsea has a terrifying story about an insidious blue glow, while Ellie describes the secret war waged by the Ghost Army (for real). Please enjoy the 87th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Welcome to season three of Wut! This week Elli brings some real Knife Cat energy to the table with her terrible tale of the year the world went dark, and Chelsea details her plans for her and Ellie's Third Act. Please enjoy the 86th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This is it. The episode for alllllll the marbles. Fresh off a holiday hiatus, Ellie and Chelsea bring their absolute a-game to a panel of objective judges (the people who love them best) to decide once and for all who gets the tattoo. Please enjoy the 85th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We're back babes! This week we're joined by frequent guest Connor Shea to talk about the office game that nearly brought a company to its knees, plus all the ways Zillow is trying to screw you over! Plus Ellie takes a crack at crafting her dating app profile. Please enjoy the 84th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

At long last - the messed up episode has been fixed an reuploaded! We appreciate y'alls patience these past few weeks :) This week Ellie is left in the lurch, but never fear! Chelsea's got stories to share with her (and points to grab). Forget everything you THINK you know about Medieval Times (not the dinner and tournament) and hang onto your seats for a Very Special Those Two Girls ep. Please enjoy the 83rd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Always late but worth the wait! Here's what was supposed to be last week's episode all about the very timely and still relevant Bad Art Friend discourse, along with a butterfly effect that led to the Habsburg Jaw. Please enjoy the 82nd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This week on the podcast Ellie traces the wild and weird history of Madame Tussaud's House of Wax and Chelsea brings a uniquely American magical practice to the show. Please enjoy the 81st episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This episode has everything: Rockefellers! Rituals! Parties! Cannibalism! Billionaires! ...bronze! You're not going to want to miss it, especially if you are interested in history ancient or modern! Please enjoy the 80th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

The girls are back to give a primer on Lularoe, the Cold War, and that one time the world almost ended but then it didn't so now no one ever talks about it but like???? What?????? Please enjoy the 79th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

It's officially spooky season (don't @ me) and Ellie and Chelsea are bringing the SPOOKS, whether its the most haunted house in all of Ireland (aka Atlantis) or the spookily low voice of one Elizabeth Holmes. If you've heard your friends talking about Theranos and you didn't chime in because you weren't totally sure you understood the story, Wut's got a fun lil primer 4 u. Please enjoy the 78th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Thanks everyone for sticking with us through our week off! This week on the pod Ellie is taking on a tour of the Japanese village Inakadate, which found a creative solution to their tourism problem, while Chelsea tries to explain Circuit City and laserdiscs to a Brit. Please enjoy the 77th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Connor Shea joins us yet again on this spooktacular episode of Wut! Chelsea tells Ellie about the time the BBC scared the pants off 11 million people (and earned a ten year TV ban), while Ellie brings the SCARES via Sophia and Grace, two emotionally intelligent robots who may or may not be plotting to put us all in zoos. Please enjoy the 76th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

The girls are back this week with a breakdown of the pop culture butterfly effect that's sweeping the Internet, plus a deep dive on this history of the gladiatorial games. Was everyone's dad obsessed with the movie Gladiator, or just us? Let us know! Please enjoy the 75th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Featuring a new theme song! This week we have friend of the pod (and potential competerio?) Max Kruemcke subs in for Team Wildcard to bring us the wild and true story of the giant Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee, while Ellie comes in strong and ~timely topic on the history of gymnastics. Also Mamba farts. Please enjoy the 74th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Ellie and Chelsea are back! This time it's all about RICHES: beach treasures, crowns, axes.... Don't ~lose your head (ugh sorry) over this very special episode of Wut! Please enjoy the 73rd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Patrick Matthews is the guest judge this week to chat about some seriously seriously stuff. Chelsea takes us to Romania to talk about the legend of Master Manole, and Ellie brings the heat with her topic all about Shark Attacks! Please enjoy the 72nd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Hiya friends! We took a week off to recover from Chelsea's birthday weekend so please enjoy this episode from the archives! Ellie, Chelsea, and Miles chat augmented robotic and cybertronic (is that a word?) humanity, Elon Musk, the power of sexy old eyes, bank robberies and Sonic the Hedgehog's influence on ancient cursed snakes...? Right? Oh and STINKY, HORNY MONEY. This one went a lil off the rails, and we aren't mad about it. We hope you enjoy this episode of Wut.! Leave us a cute review on Apple Podcasts, let us know wuts up and get your merch at thosetwogirls.club and check out patreon.com/wutpod to see how you can support this podcast!

Colton "Clamhands" Clements is BACK - this time playing for Team Wildcard with a raucous tale of dark webs and not-so-hidden cyphers. Also, BUGS (kinda)! Meanwhile Ellie spins a yarn (that's an expression, right?) about Ghost Ships, like real actual Ghost Ships! Also there's a prince! I don't know. Please enjoy the 71st episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Unfortunately our beloved host Ellie couldn't be with us this week, so Chelsea brought in a couple ringers: guest Connor Shea and Celia Tise as acting cohost! It's a whole house takeover, and it's maybe our most deranged episode yet. Along the way we get into Snapewives (it's exactly what it sounds like) and the true story of what happened at Heaven's Gate. Note: this episode contains discussions (but not descriptions) of suicide. The content is also flagged in the audio. Please enjoy the 70th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Welcome to Wednesday where we introduce you to the four Ws of our weekend: Women, Writing, Wet (bed) and Weekend! Don't try to understand, it will never make sense! This week Chelsea is relaying the story of a small town in North Dakota that was almost taken over, completely legally, by white supremacists, and Ellie is ready to shatter everything you think you know about the Wizard of Oz. Please enjoy the 69th (NICE) episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!  

Ellie and Chelsea are back this week talking about the latest theories on what really happened to Atlantis (or whether it exists at all), plus, the weird true story of the second largest city in all of Texas... for 24 hours only. Please enjoy the 68th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This Memorial Day weekend left Chelsea STRUGGLING so she brought in a ringer: friend and resident smart person Spencer Crum drops in to play for Team Wildcard, bringing a wallop of a story about maybe the worst boys' trip in history. Meanwhile Ellie talks about the Beatles (typical!) but mostly the theory that Paul McCartney might be dead. Enjoy! Please enjoy the 67th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

It's a foursome (GROSS!) episode of the podcast featuring Miles and Connor! Two boys + two girls = more laughs and points as Ellie breaks down the secret footage of the Hindenburg disaster and Chelsea explains that the mother of all invention may actually be...the wife guy? Please enjoy the 66th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Did you know the Cannonball Run is real? Did you know that Albert Einstein has been the hidden force behind American comedy for decades? Well you can learn about both, as well as Chelsea's new nickname (the last thing she needs) courtesy of your favorite hosts + all-star Colton Clements! Please enjoy the 65th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This week Ellie brings the NUMBERS - aka the score so far! It's closer than any of us thought, that tattoo is still VERY much up for grabs. Then we dive into twin tales about sc*entology (not trying to get harassed over here), ice machines, pan au chocolat, and cancer. We go a lot of places - come with us! Please enjoy the 64th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Y'all ready to hear about some DRAMA? This week special guest Colton Clements sticks around for the whole show to learn about the behavioral sink of mice, followed by the most infamous betrayal in the history of professional wrestling. Please enjoy the 63rd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!  

Get ready for what Ellie thoughtfully describes as a "STRONG SODE". Ellie sends us several meters down into the ground discovering ancient Egyptian necropoli, while Chelsea tells us about the most incredible uncensored library in THE MOST unexpected place. Plus, a surprise guest appears for the final third of the show! Please enjoy the 62nd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Everyone look out cuz Ellie's bringing the WEED FACTS to the show this week, featuring special guest and OG fan Alex Perez! Meanwhile Chelsea spins a very Ellie-esque tale all about the mysteries of Oak Island. Ch-ch-check it out! Please enjoy the 61st episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Hoo boy.... this one is a lot. Chelsea regales Ellie and special guest Miles Luna with the history of Horny Video Games and Ellie fully dissociates through the entire thing. JK - she admits to some horny gaming herself (kinda). Meanwhile Ellie's topic brings us back to Middle Ages Europe, just in time for some weird gross medical stuff! It's a real energy whiplash and I hope you enjoy it! Also shoutout to Anime Sickos - check out their podcast and tell them we sent you so they'll like us ;) Please enjoy the 60th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!  

Hiya wutchamacallits! This week we're getting ~historical and talking about a famous documented case of close encounters, plus the how and the why and the oh no of foot binding in China. Chelsea used to think that foot binding just meant preventing the feet from growing. Chelsea did some research. Chelsea was wrong. Also Ellie gets really grossed out and special guest Colton "Clamhands" Clements stops by to be our judge! Please enjoy the 59th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Thank you for sticking by us while we took last week off to deal with an unexpected tragedy. We're back this week with a real doozy of an episode - Ellie weaves a fantastical tale about the mysteries of the Amazon (with a cameo from Charlie Hunnam!) and Chelsea tells a story Leonardo DiCaprio DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. Also David Blaine is there. Come on down! Please enjoy the 58th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!    

Hiya! We had some technical difficulties this week which resulted in losing all of what we recorded on Sunday! Very cool! So if you were in the pattern chat, congraturitos because you're the only ones who will ever know probably.   In the meantime we wanted to bring you this episode from a few months back which inexplicably never made it to Spotify, so here it is now/again! Love you!   Please enjoy this episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Okay, how much does today's episode sound like a hard sci-fi saga? Well it's NOT, it's WUT! This episode starts out strong as Chelsea promises (and succeeds in) upsetting Ellie with her topic, while Ellie brings a truly powerhouse story that totally stumps Chelsea! Please enjoy the 56th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

This week Ellie and Chelsea are joined by Wut all-star Celia Tise (aka Mother of Dinos) to discuss England's fascination with growing giant veg PLUS some really revolting skinbound books. This episode features a PODCAST FIRST, so you won't want to miss it! Also Ellie mixes up dinosaurs with space (really). Please enjoy the 55th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Thanks for sticking with us through last week's unplanned winter storm hiatus! This week Chelsea and Ellie are joined by friend of the show, Ellie's main squeeze (ew!) and OG wutchamacallit, Miles Luna! Sorry, *The* Miles Luna. Chelsea gets Miles and Ellie up to speed on what's going on with Bon Appetit, Reply All, and the Milkshake Duck, while Ellie blows minds with a color that can make you...weak? We couldn't believe it either. Please enjoy the 54th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us! Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!    

The episode we never thought wed do... all about MEN! Okay, that's a gross exaggeration, but Gary John, and Ross' minions all make an appearance. Also Ellie talks to us about a cult, but make it ~history. Plus Chelsea rages against the machine. You know, typical weekday stuff.Please enjoy the 53rd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us!Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

The Hobby Lobby thing is ALLEGEDLY but still you gotta hear this story to believe it. Ellie brings some really fascinating (and only mildly upsetting) famous brain tales to the pod, and returning guest/fan favorite/aspiring 30 year-old podcast bro Connor Shea returns to the show to tell us a story about his Final Fantasy VII (remake) polo.Please enjoy the 52nd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us!Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

It's our first guest of the new season, crowd favorite Max Kruemcke! He takes over for Team Wildcard this round with a story all about a certain series of tubes. Plus Ellie takes us through some historical art trolling and Chelsea shows off the fruits of her Christina Aguilera masterclass.Please enjoy the 51st episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us!Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch!

Welcome to season 2 of Wut! Same hosts, same structure (mostly), HIGHER STAKES. To kick things off Ellie takes Chelsea through the wild details of the moon landing conspiracy, and we lay out the way the show will work in 2021. Thank you all so much for an INCREDIBLE first year of Wut, and we can't wait to see what the show grows into under ~Daddy Biden's tutelage.Please enjoy the 50th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us!Wanna hear the show recorded LIVE?  Wanna choose an episode topic? Or maybe just throw a buck or two toward keeping the dream alive? Check out patreon.com/wutpod to get access to these perks - and don't forget thosetwogirls.club for merch! 

Begone! Please enjoy this blast from the past episode featuring topics on Sonic the hedgehog, the science behind flavor and why you should be afraid of Big Cruise. See you in 2021!Please enjoy the 49th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the part of I-70 that runs through western Colorado - words can't do you justice. Much love and see you next week!

British people call them Da, right? Or was that just the leprechaun kid in that Disney movie? Anyway it's Christmas time for Christians and capitalists and that means it's time to PLAY THE HITS! All your faves comin atcha, with an all-star lineup of guests to get you through this quarantine xmas. Please enjoy the 48th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the basket of two different kinds of bread they serve at the Cheesecake Factory. Man, I miss the Cheesecake Factory. I know I can get it delivered, but it's not the same as doing two shots of fernet in the mall food court, slamming some fried mushrooms, and walking around Macy's all afternoon knocking down the celebrity cardboard displays. Much love and see you next week!

Last call for 2020! We're doing favorites stories from the past year for the next two weeks, so make sure to get your votes in now via social media! Meanwhile Ellie brings the podcast's first ever "cousin topic" to fan favorite Wotjek, and Chelsea brings our first ever factbang-fanecdote. Plus bats. Also there's a special message about 2021 programming at the end, so don't skip out early! xxPlease enjoy the 47th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the 1000th season of Floor is Lava. Much love and see you next week!

Ellie, Chelsea, and special guest Miles Luna aka THE Miles Luna are back to chat about a VERY special World War II hero, plus a real life Ghost Ship! Also the movie Ghost Ship! And Lean Manuel Miranda! I don't even know y'all, just listen.45: GUARD THAT GOAT and Stop the War!December 2, 2020Hello all you cool cats and kittens (get it? 2020!) and BUCKLE up because we've got ourselves a tone switcher! Ellie's going all in on the doom and gloom of social pain points, and Chelsea has a cute story about a goat. In Europe! What is happening??Please enjoy the 46th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the 100th season of Floor is Lava. Much love and see you next week!

Hello all you cool cats and kittens (get it? 2020!) and BUCKLE up because we've got ourselves a tone switcher! Ellie's going all in on the doom and gloom of social pain points, and Chelsea has a cute story about a goat. In Europe! What is happening??Please enjoy the 45th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the fire emoji under the goat's insta posts. Much love and see you next week!

We hope you've had some fun time off, assuming you had time off/are employed at all! Ellie and Chelsea are back, being sweet to each other and chatting about a cursed jewel and the mysterious film career of Alan Smithee. What's YOUR favorite side dish?Please enjoy the 44th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are a heaping spoonful of green bean casserole (I love green bean casserole). Much love and see you next week!

Hello you dear sweet Wutchamacallits! We're back with a brand new vibe, this time chatting about the tragic and mysterious circumstances surrounding Brittany Murphy's death, as well as the many lives of Old Smoke. Also Chelsea pitches Ellie on a new podcast idea.Please enjoy the 43rd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are a day with nothing to do, but also without the anxiety that comes with actually having nothing to do. Much love and see you next week!

Does that title make no sense? It will after you listen to today's episode, where Ellie tells the incredible story of an amateur astronomer that will inspire anyone who feels unaccomplished post-25, and Chelsea gets real about the wild and weird history of the U.S. Fire service.Please enjoy the 42nd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are a day with nothing to do, but also without the anxiety that comes with actually having nothing to do. Much love and see you next week!

Coming at you hot off the presses - Ellie and Chelsea bring you this special early edition of the podcast in case you need a little comfort media tonight!