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Saffie had his Netflix account hacked. DanO comes out as a big blanket guy. Connor defends OJ Simpson. Colin HATES the Olympics, and therefore America & The Troops as well. All that and more on this week's/month's episode of CBCL: START - 15:57: DaBaby gets cancelled 16:09 - 24:12: OJ Simpson vs. L.A. / Fantasy Football Trophy 24:20 - 31:29: What we're watching on Netflix / HACKED by Josiah 31:36 - 40:51: Peacock is Brilliant / DC Superheroes Don't Do This One Thing 41:01 - END: Starting 5 of Things Bitches Love www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Dick" by StarBoi3 / "Manchester Super Reds No.1 Fan" by Don Broco / "Cloud Sick" by Free Throw / "Erase You" by Point North / "Nervous Wreck" by Real Friends Thank you all so very much for listening to this nonsense. Shoutout Brandos. @brandospizzaandsubs --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Bringing everyone into the weekend with this chock-full episode. Less animal fights, more child predator fights. Also, we started an advice column. A few people got some great life advice that could be helpful to everyone listening. We do a little housekeeping, talk about going to bars alone, and strongly recommend moist wipes when going #2. START - 11:30: Housekeeping / DNZL 11:31 - 23:36: Hansen & Tyson vs. Predator w/ Celadon 23:45 - END: CBCL Advice / OnlyDans / DUDE Wipes www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "What's Luv?" by Fat Joe / "Losing Days" by Hot Mulligan / "Lips" by The Maine Thank you all so much for listening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

WE ARE BACK from a brief time off from recording. This one is filled with animal fights, orgasm candle talk, and roughly 5 multi-million dollar ideas. That's really it.  START - 12:25: "Majority Will Always Win" 12:37 - 26:47: "'Man vs. Beast', tonight on FOX" 26:55 - END: Kourtney Kardashian's Orgasm Candle www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Without Me" by Eminem / "Nice Now" by Point North / "Love and Drugs" by Holding Absence / "hollywood sucks//" by KennyHoopla Thank you all for listening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We have a real, live father-to-be on the pod this week! KHughesUrDaddy joins us to give his tips on producing males, choosing the right name, and going through labor as a dad. All you future dads need to bookmark this episode. Enjoy! 1:16 - 1:34: Crackers & Cheese?! 1:37 - 6:54: They're Vaccinating Gorillas / Gym Hardos 7:05 - 50:35: Producing Thirsty Sons 50:41 - END: Weight Loss Update www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Trying Times" by Oak Grove/ "buck" by nothing, nowhere / "FLUORIDEINTHEHARDSELTZERWATER" by Bilmuri / "DOUBLE BLIND" by Bruiser Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

COUPLE LADIES!?!? This week we are joined by a couple ladies to show us where we went wrong with our Starting Five of Snacks. We also cover  NBA Top Shot, news from the Potato Head family, and Saffie's bathroom layout is brought into question. 1:16 - 1:41: Pyramid Scheme? 1:42 - 4:37: Saffie's Bathroom Towel Situation 4:48 - 24:15: Snack Reactions 24:21 - 29:01: NBA Top Shot 29:07 - END: Pegging / Potato Head www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL   www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL   Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "High Again" by Teenage Wrist / "Better" by Makari / "Only Wanna Be With You" covered by Post Malone Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Just hypothetically speaking, how many of you would pay to see Saffie scantily clothed in a big pile of salt? We explore that scenario and many others on this week's CAN'T MISS episode.  1:16 - 1:46: Yachts With Friends 1:51 - 14:39: The Real Motivation Behind the Peloton 14:51 - 20:43: Weight-Loss Update / Stonks 22:07 - 39:51: Starting Five of Snacks 40:46 - 46:55: Sports With Saffie 47:05 - END: Wedding Updates / Saffie's OnlyFans www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Translating the Name" by Saosin /"Misleading the Story" by Nova Charisma  / "Safeword" by Static Dress / "how will I rest in peace if i'm buried by a highway?" by KennyHoopla  Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The Long, Lost Episode. One that will go down in CBCL history for eternity. One might see this episode as a sign of weakness. "Have they lost their fastball," one might ask. "Do they even care anymore," others will question. "I think they've peaked," the doubters will scream from the streets. Peaked? Let me tell you something. We haven't even began to peak. And when we do peak, you'll know. Because we're gunna peak so hard that everybody on Spotify is going to feel it. 1:17 - 1:30: We're Recording 1:37 - END: All The Feels www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Long Lost Friends" by Transit /  Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

THE CHALLENGE IS ON! Saffie vs. Colin square off in a test to cut calories. Saffie is doing away with eating altogether. Colin is entering tax season. The winner wins (at least) $250. The stakes could not be higher, folks. 1:17 - 4:15: Cord Cutting Update 4:19 - 11:49: The Broken Lunk Alarm 13:10 - 32:54: Weight Loss Challenge Breakdown 32:55 - 51:30: Condoms, Condominiums, & Condiments 51:31 - END: Sports With Saffie www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Afterlife" by Holding Absence / "Yellowbelly" by Teenage Wrist / "Tortuga" by Alestorm / "" by Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Kicking off 2021 with an ENORMOUS episode for you all! We have 2 new segments that we're really jacked up for you to hear. If you didn't know what a sea shanty was before this episode, now you will. 1:17 - 2:16: Viking Blood 2:27 - 5:59: Sea Shanties 6:00 - 14:46: Sports With Saffie 14:56 - 22:17: How Many Goons? / Riot-worthy 23:38 - 43:28: Condoms, Condominiums, & Condiments 43:38 - END: Don't Soak & Drive www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Here Tonight" by Oh, Weatherly / "Jet" by Citizen / "Tortuga" by Alestorm / "Go on, Tell Me About Foucault" by Arrows in Her This is our 41st episode. Thank you all so very much for listening to this nonsense. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The last episode of 2020 is here, and you don't want to miss some of our ideas for events in 2021. 1:09 - 2:16: Saffie's Wedding Request 2:21 - 7:50: Couple Beers Events, LLC 8:02 - 28:22: The Dark Web / Female Condoms 28:33 - 51:04: The Roast of Deacon Dave (Feat. Colin) 52:33 - END: Sellouts www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Big Deal" by Seaway / "Brain in a Jar" by Seaway / "If You Let Me" by Seaway / "Wicked" by Seaway / "Sick Puppy" by Seaway Thank you all so very much for listening to this and have a Happy New Year! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We're back and we are distancing ourselves via Zoom. We talk about orgies, The Beatles, the Monolith, and filling holes in your driveway. We also did a great Starting 5 of MIddle School songs. Also included - the Michael B. Jordan vs. Michael Jordan conversation that no one is talking about. Enjoy! 1:09 - 4:11: Orgy Guys 4:16 - 15:48: Beatles Basement Circle Jerk 17:10 - 32:53: The Monolith / Tik Tokers Suck 33:00 - 49:38: Starting 5 of MIddle School songs 49:41 - END: Filling Holes www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25 Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Sleigh Ride" covered by Reliant K / "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" by Blink 182 / "Mr. Winter" by The Maine / "All I Want For Christmas is You" covered by Point North Thank you all so very much for listening to this. Merry Christmas! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Bringing you into the weekend with this long-form conversation recording. We packed a lot into this episode, including a guest appearance by our Political Correspondent Chris Barnes. It ended with a Brando's Pizza Review.   1:08 - 1:54: RIP Sad Cafe  1:58 - 5:31: Selling & Stealing things 5:39 - 11:53:  Types of Anniversaries / Cake Debate / Wedding Planning 13:13 - 22:33: Tattoo Gun Update / Swimming  22:34 - 58:36: Starting Five w/ Chris Barnes -->  Presidential Candidates for 2024 58:40 - END: Arranged Marriages  www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25  Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Sweetness" by Jimmy Eat World / "Up Up & Away" by Kid Cudi / "Shh!" by Stand Atlantic / "1x1" by Bring Me The Horizon Thank you all so much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

After a brief hiatus, we are back and wow do we have one for you all right here right now. Many laughs were had in this one. Thank you all for listening. 1:42 - 17:07: Male porn stars / bleaching your asshole 17:13 - 21:44: Controlling the wind 23:05 - 30:11: Sqin For Him Review - https://sqinforhim.com 30:23 - 48:22: Starting Five --> Pre-coitus songs 48:28 - END: Saffie almost won a lot of money at Foxwoods www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25 Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Super Deluxe" by Bearings / "Mrs. David" by Seaway / "So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast / "jawbreaker" by Machine Gun Kelly Thanks a million for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We're back with a banger to lead you into the weekend. We start off by discovering a new derogatory name, and Dan tells a heroic tale of how he broke into his own house. This week we review skincare products from our new favorite company Menly. We get into the NFL head coaches who we would engage in a threesome with. We have a very long discussion about which food brand mascots we could beat up in a fight. Other topics covered: Pizza toppings, unpopular opinions, German electronic metalcore, horses 1:08 - 6:46: Saffie is sending clan hoods to people on Yahoo.com + The E-word 8:06 - 12:57: Dan has a story to tell 13:30 - 25:45: Menly Review - www.getmenly.com 25:51 - 44:39: We answer your Instagram questions 44:45 - 1:20:40: The great food mascot debate 1:20:45 - END: Unpopular Opinions www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25 Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Sway" by Bearings / "Hypa Hypa" by E. Callboy / "So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast / "concert for aliens" by Machine Gun Kelly / "my ex's best friend by Machine Gun Kelly (with blackbear) / "On Top of the World" by Boys Like Girls / "Alive" by P.O.D. Thank you all so very much for listening to us talk about this shit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

You read that right,,,folks. We start off with our live reactions of watching the "WAP" music video for the first time. A new contestant emerges as J. Dash's 2011 hit single "Wop" is suddenly brought into the mix. How the turntables. To end this topic, we talk about Cardi B's suggestions on how to have and maintain a WAP. Other topics covered: 'The Room' (Feat. Jackie), pH, NASCAR in New Hampshire, and a Starting 5 of breweries 1:08 - 3:04: Pandemic Porn 3:08 - 24:29: The WAP vs. Wop Debate 24:35 - 28:07: We Open Sam's Mail 28:16 - 37:53: We Called Jackie and Talked About 'The Room' 39:14 - 53:56: NASCAR in New Hampshire 54:50 - END: We Answer All of the Questions You asked Us www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25 Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "WAP" by Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion / "Wop" by J. Dash / "Deal" by No Pressure / "lights (4444)" by nothing, nowhere *Thank you so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We have a HUGE episode for you this week. We welcome on Amanda to tell her harrowing tale of receiving a very unique, but still unwanted dick pic. You absolutely need to hear this story! 1:08 - 4:38: Saffie's Traffic Stop 4:39 - 8:05: Drinking containers & interview preview 8:09 - END: Amanda talks about "Another Goddamn Kayak Dick Pic" www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL   Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "This Is How We Do" by All Time Low / "Autumn" by Sparks The Rescue *Thank you so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

What is the best One-Hit Wonder in the last 40 years?! Should we all have bidets in our bathrooms? Have you ever seen a dead camel? We tackle these burning topics and a lot more one this week's episode.  01:09 - 08:50: Recap of last week's 'Animal We Think We Could Kill' segment 08:57 - 20:48: How close have you been to buying a Bidet? 21:41 - 26:10: Listener questions + #FreeBritney 26:11 - END: One-Hit Wonder Bracket (1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s) www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "I Caught Fire" by The Used / "Buried Myself Alive" by The Used / "I'm a Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears / "Gravity" by Holding Absence / "My Sharona" by The Knack / "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something Thank you so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We're back with Part 2 of our long conversation. We also get into owning guns, how dick picks could end your career, and the importance of putting your name on your cooler. 00:46 - 01:39: Ballwash.com -> Coupon Code: CBCL 03:38 - 09:38: Footjobs? 09:45 - 33:53: The Main Event - The Most Dangerous Animal We Can Kill 34:00 - 51:12: What is the Best Case Scenario For Sending a Dick Pick? 51:27 - End: We made another Craigslist Ad & Guns Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / “Stranger” by Homesafe / "My Paper Heart" by The All American Rejects" / "Heavenly" by Broadside Thanks a million for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We are LIVE to you from our new podcast space and Saffie's spare bedroom (DM him for renters information). There is some real locker room talk on this episode, so I'll leave it at that. Dick measuring parties, the most and least well-endowed countries, and the oversaturated Cooking Mama market are all covered.  Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / “How We Do” by Joe Sambo / "Alone With You" by In Her Own Words  Thanks so much for listening.  Ballwash.com -> Coupon Code: CBCL --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Saffie went to a protest. We talked a lot about the ice cream options from ice cream trucks. In honor of Father's Day weekend, we did a Starting 5 of Dad Flexes. Lastly, we ended with a little taste of what our next episode will be about. Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / “States and Minds” by The Story So Far / “Mt. Diablo” by The Story So Far” / “White” by Balancing the Different / “RSVP” by Knuckle Puck Thanks so much for listening. Ballwash.com -> Coupon Code: CBCL strongcoffeecompany.com -> Code: CBCL --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Saffie starts things off with the story of how his father recently kind of kidnapped their barber.  We introduce Ballsy as our new advertisement opportunity - coupon code: CBCL for 15% off at ballwash.com. Saffie runs through his Giddy experience. We dive into a recent news article describing how rats are starting to take over suburbia. Dan ends the episode with a NSFW video of a lady having her arm strangled by a python, which leads us into the next great animal fight debate of the year of our lord 2020.  Keep listening to find out our views on milk. Ballwash.com -> Coupon Code: CBCL strongcoffeecompany.com -> Code: CBCL. Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / “If You're Too Shy” by The 1975 / “Chocolate” by The 1975 / “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-A-Lot Thanks a million for listening to this.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We are back with a long one,,,,,folks. Saffie starts it off by telling the story of how the Wampanoag Indian Tribe is saving his parents from having neighbors. He is also in the middle of a war with the outside. DanO is eating a new food. Connor questions the naming rights of other foods. An impromptu Mount Rushmore of Jack Black movies takes place. Ballwash.com -> Coupon Code: CBCL strongcoffeecompany.com -> Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Nothing Shameful” by Dance Gavin Dance / “Joy Notes” by Rich People / “Stay at Home” by Sleep On It / “456” by Driveways / “Nothing Left to Lose” by Homesafe Thank you all very much for listening to this --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Our greatly anticipated product review of the Eddie device by Giddy is here and it is spectacular. We take a deep dive into this world of Giddy, giving you all of the information you need along with our personal experiences and opinions. Visit www.getmegiddy.com to order your device today! Use Coupon Code “CBCL” for 10% off your purchase! “Hey Giddy, if you're listening, your boy would love a size D.” Song Credits: “Giddy Up” by The ACE Family / “Sad World” by PM Today / “Wolf Fang Fist” by Charmer Thank you all for listening --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We are back and we are making moves, folks. We announce a new partnership with another company that is in the early stages of taking over the world and your bedroom lives. We finish the episode with our Starting Five of Things We Hate About the Summer. Shoutout to Zoom.us for not letting us go over 40 minutes, those guys suck. Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "SexBeat" by Usher, Lil Jon, Ludacris / "Where Are You" by Silverstein Thank you all so very much for listening to this, stay healthy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The audio is from a Zoom video call, and it was great to just talk with someone else. Saffie talks about how he's actually working more during the coronavirus outbreak. We do a Create-Your-Own Music Festival scenario that eventually goes off the rails. And let's just say some of us are coping with social distancing better than others. Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose /"Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Voodoo" by Godsmack / "Doom" by Charmer / "Sussudio" by Phil Collins Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

1:07 - 9:09 Celadon calls in to talk about his job, and about how well his MyFans account is doing overseas. 9:13 - 30:16 K-Hughes calls in to talk very in-depth about the coronavirus and how his job is changing next week. 30:55 - 56:22 DanO and I talk a lot about Brady leaving for Tampa Bay and NFL Free agency. 56:22 - 1:02:00 Saffie talks about how incredibly well he is handling the quarantine. Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose /"Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Voodoo" by Godsmack / "BCKYRD" by Hot Mulligan" / "Empty" by Belmont / "why are you here" by Machine Gun Kelly / "Two Girls One Quarantine" by Marc Rebillet - Thank you all a ton for taking the time to listen to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

"Wow, what an episode!" - that's all I can say. If you wanted controversy, you sure came to the right place, folks. Are Saffie's thumbs different sizes? Were Dan & Caitlin's parents friends? Are denim jackets back? Which body parts shouldn't be tattooed? Will Saffie be a moral tattoo artist? When do you like to eat bananas? Is Connor potentially obsessed with coronavirus transmission? Is this turning into a doomsday podcast? Did we just create the best new "dating show" idea ever theorized? All of these burning questions and more are answered in this guy. Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose /"Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Voodoo" by Godsmack / "Digging In" by Hot Mulligan" / "Burn it Down" by Silverstein / "Heating Up (Feat. Gunna)" by Lil Baby / "OG Blue Sky" by Hot Mulligan / "Gloryhole" by Steel Panther Thank you all so very, very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We're back with another full episode for you scoundrels. We get to a lot here. Topics include how thongs are dying out, coronavirus, and Dan being a very specific type of anti-vaxxer. We close out the episode touching on the Polar Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla debate, along with the length/girth/motion-of-the-ocean debate. Also included: The 2012 conspiracy theory, peanut butter, DanO's WiFi password Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Work It" by Missy Elliot / "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani / "Crazy Pills" by Four Year Strong Thank you all a ton for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The South Carolina Primary wrapped up last night so we called Barnes to hear his thoughts on creepy Joe winning BIG. Barnes gives his nomination for the Democrats, he talks what's next for Mayor Pete, and he also gives his Scalding hot take on a potential squatter's-right's situation that could take place in the White House.  Song Credits: "Hate Conquers All" by Anti-Flag / "This Land is Your Land (Feat. Bernie Sanders)" by Bernie Sanders, Liquid Blue --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

CBCL QUICKIE: We talk Daytona 500, being a new watcher of the "sport", and how we are gearing up for the NASCAR race up in New Hampshire. Song Credits: "Racing Towards a Red Light" by Sleep On It / "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

WE are back from a week off and we get into a lot of important topics in this one. We talk about the hottest and least attractive names for guys and girls. We answer the age-old question: How much money we would need to get paid in order to shove a lime up our ass? We called DanOb for another edition of our recurring segment DanOu calls DanOb. In other news, we talk about Australian controversy of the little person posing as a 9 year-old. We end with information about a Fundraiser that we would love if you would consider donating to. Here is the link: https://epilepsyfoundation.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=32868 Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye / "BRUH.mp4" by Bilmuri / "Deadweight" by Belmont / "Tune You Out" by Knuckle Puck Thanks a million for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We called up our good friend and CBCL Political Correspondent Chris Barnes to talk a little Democratic Debate since we don't know anything about any of that. Song Credits: "Hate Conquers All" by Anti-Flag / "This Land is Your Land (Feat. Bernie Sanders)" by Bernie Sanders, Liquid Blue --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We get a call from Celadon to kick off the episode, where we talk about subtle turn-ons. Hot Colin Summer is underway, and we talk a lot about taxidermy. Dan gives some breaking news for the first time ever on an episode. We talk about the Super Bowl Halftime show and how it could've been even better. Saffie ends the episode by giving his opinions on the new XFL team jerseys, and why he could've made them better. Also, how much is an extra inch worth? Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye /"Somebody's Baby" covered by Have Mercy / "Broken Cash Machine" by Modern Baseball/ "Hot Girl Bummer" covered by Our Last Night "So Damn Wrong" by Bearings Thank you thank you thank you for listening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Hand Up - I messed up the sound on this one, that one is on me. At some points it sounds like we're in a garage underwater. I'll be better. This episode is fantastic though.  A lot of voicemails. A lot of listener call-ins.  Too many emails. Many tables turned. You will laugh too much. Drive in the slow lane with this on.  Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Ain't That a Kick in the Head" by Dean Martin/ "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye / "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye / "Nightmare" by Nothing, Nowhere Thank you so much to everyone who listens to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

SPOILER ALERT: We talk a lot about the Netflix documentary "Don't F**k With Cats" so if you were going to watch it and haven't gotten around to it, you'll want to skip ahead to the 14:00 mark, and then listen back to the beginning after you've watched the three hour-long episodes. This might be our most controversial episode yet, as we dive into the topic of male circumcision for some reason. We end with Saffie giving his product review of his Ballsy experience, and we give the details for the Ballsy Give-away we'll be doing. Other topics discussed: AIM, chat rooms, and Montreal Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Fireman" by Lil Wayne / "The Price is Never Right" by Better Off / "Red Handed" by JumpShip /"Talking in Circles" by Four Year Strong Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We have our very first live unboxing on this episode with Saffie's new scrotum cleaning products from Ballsy. Dan teaches us about the Mberry. We end with a Starting 5 of Songs That Get White People Moving.  Other topics include: calling out Neil Diamond, Napoleon Syndrome, Amazon reviews Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Voices" by Saosin / "Stay Up" by Belmont / "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness Thank you all so much for listening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We went long and I wanted to get you guys something to listen to for the week. So here is a short one, where we talk about Cheetos and which gym exercises you shouldn't do if you were naked. Thank you for the continued support. Thank you to everyone who has sent us topics to talk about. Thanks a ton for listening to this. Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "One Call Away" by Chingy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

What a night. We get to just about everything. From getting screwed over at a Yankee Swap to the reason why Saffie won't have people over to his apartment. A controversy erupts over the alleged height of a member of the podcast. We talk about getting drafted into the military and then realize that we're actually almost kinda too old to get drafted and that brought about a lot of self-reflection for me personally. We have a special guest appearance.  Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Feal Like Crab" by Hot Mulligan / "Drop Dead" by Driveways / "Iridescent" by Hundredth / "XO Tour Llif3" by Driveways Thank you a ton for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

*This episode is for mature audiences only* - We get into how long 30 minutes is, odd Christmas gifts, New Year's Resolutions, Dan unveils his credit score, Saffie shares his tire-changing fiasco on Krampus night, and we revisit how exactly Colin told us he does coitus. Other topics include: Dad dicks, the engagement ring buying process, spackling Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" by *NSYNC / "Kiss Me at Midnight" by *NSYNC Wishing everyone a Happy New Year, thank you for listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Episode #10. This episode is jam-packed with everything you wanted to hear us talk about. The guys open with talk about Spygate 2. Dan calls out T-Bones. Saffie questions the morality of Uber Black. Connor tackles diarrhea. We talk yet again about porta potties. We do a Starting 5 of gifs/memes. Laughs were shared. Good times were had by all. Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" by Michael Bublé / "Last Christmas" covered by The Maine Thank you all for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The guys are back for a special holiday episode, but don't worry - we get some Papa John's talk in there. We do a combined Starting 5 of Thanksgiving foods. We also do a deep-dive on Drinksgiving 2013, a night that will live on in infamy. You will laugh a lot. Please forgive me for the sound quality of Saffie's microphone, I think we need a new one... Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson / "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose / "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon / "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein / "Ghost of Mariano's" by Fredo Disco Thank you so very much for listening and have a great Thanksgiving. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The guys are joined by Colin who is filling in for Saffie. This is the first episode where we incorporated some alcohol. We talk briefly about a little-known highlights of Colin's bachelor party. A few college stories are revisited, as well as Colin breathing heavily into the microphone for a majority of the episode. We do a Starting Five segment of Sports Incidents. We end with a quick Ask Colin segment - thank you to everyone who sent in questions. Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein "Much After Feeling" by Turnover "End of an Era" by Summer Wars "Colin's Song (Real Real Gay)" by Dan & Saffie {2013} https://youtu.be/CZvTArhgtUI Thank you a ton for listening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The guys bring some new segments your way AGAIN with Things We Didn't Wanna Tell You and Fantasy Basketball Bostonians. Other topics include Disney+, cuddling, phantom pain, and Brink. Saffie's mom calls in to the show to talk technology. Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose "Football Season is Over" by Bring Me the Horizon "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish "Bottom Feeder" by Parkway Drive "Desert Queen" by Grayscale Thank you very, very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

We're starting your week off with a BONUS SEGMENT. You guys sent us your questions for Saffie and he responded like only he knows how to. There's nothing else to add - this is really funny.  Thank you for listening.  Send us more questions for our "Ask Saffie" segment and we can make this a weekly thing. Our DMs are open @couplebeerspod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The guys start off hot with some new segments. We breakdown the Juice WRLD vs. Yellowcard lawsuit. Complaints are made about Tight End Twitter, Umpire Twitter, and stopping at yield signs. Other Topics Include: Udon Noodles, guns, "Blurred Lines", Jonnu Smith, and Florida. NEW SEGMENTS: Challenge Flags, What The Fuck is Going On?, Starting 5 Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein "Lucid Dreams" by Juice WRLD "Holly Wood Died" by Yellowcard "Shape of My Heart" by Sting "All Alone" by Blind Witness "After Tonight" by Sleep On It "Hollywood's Bleeding" by Post Malone Thank you everyone so very much for listening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The guys recap Colin's wedding- the highs, the lows, the surprises, and Dan's take on gin. Saffie gives you everything you need to know about Inktober. Other topics include: Coffee Meets Bagel, getting cut off at an open bar wedding, food allergies, and day-time television. NEW SEGMENT: Nuclear Shelter Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein "Just Right" by Grayscale We can't thank you enough for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

BONUS! We may start doing a separate music episode with every regular episode release. Mainly because we can talk forever about music, but it also allows the regular episodes to be more listenable for everyone. Let us know if you like this idea! instagram: @couplebeerspod Topics discussed: DEATH ROW Records and how Snoop Dogg's "Doggystyle" helped shape the youth at the Salem Boys & Girls Club. We come up with a much more effective Subaru commercial. Saffie ranks his favorite white rappers and *spoiler alert* he has a new #2 favorite! We discuss the newly released tracklist for Volume 2 of Songs That Saved My Life. New reviews are in on the blink-182 and Grayscale albums. We may have talked about Anti-Flag. Song Credits: "Mover Awayer" by Hobo Johnson "Die For Your Government" by Anti-Flag --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The guys discuss Colin's up-and-coming wedding with some wedding do's and don'ts, over/unders, and a pretty thorough breakdown of the seating arrangement. We also dive deep into under510.com and Peppa Pig. Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion "Nobody's Happy (feat. Kellin Quinn)" by Fossil Youth Thank you so much for listening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The guys talk about Gardner Minshew II, giving massages, the morality of losing to girls in sports, porta potties, saunas, and a LOT of blink-182. Segments Include: Locker Room Talk Things I'm Doing Now New Music Reviews Song Credits: "Subaru Crosstrek XV" by Hobo Johnson "Counting Worms" by Knocked Loose "Your Sword Versus My Dagger" by Silverstein "Why Are We So Broken" by Steve Aoki, blnik-182 Buckle-up for EPISODE ONE - Thank you so much for listening --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support