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A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat

Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie


    • Feb 6, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 247 EPISODES
    • 2 SEASONS

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    The No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy podcast is an absolute delight for fans of the Final Fantasy series and those who enjoy video game commentary. As someone who has only played a couple of the games in the series, I was initially unsure if I would be able to follow along with the podcast. However, I quickly discovered that I was able to keep up and thoroughly enjoy their discussions.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the hilarious and endearing friendship between hosts Jeff and Ryan. Their chemistry is evident throughout each episode, and it adds an extra layer of entertainment to their discussions. Additionally, their essential third host, Jeff's dog Halley, adds even more charm to the show. The ups and downs they experience on their journey through the games create a dynamic and engaging listening experience.

    Another standout aspect of this podcast is how well they describe the visuals of the games to make it accessible for listeners in an audio format. Their detailed descriptions allow listeners to feel like they are experiencing the games alongside them. Additionally, their editing style, which includes commentary from when they play the game as well as retrospective thoughts during the editing process, adds depth and insight to each episode.

    While this podcast has many strengths, there are a few minor drawbacks worth mentioning. Occasionally, there are moments where they eat or drink into their microphones, which can be off-putting for some listeners. However, these moments are infrequent and do not detract significantly from the overall enjoyment of the podcast.

    In conclusion, The No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy is an incredibly entertaining podcast that combines video game commentary with humor and friendship. Whether you're a fan of Final Fantasy or simply enjoy engaging conversations about video games, this podcast is definitely worth a listen. Jeff and Ryan have created a unique format that keeps listeners entertained while providing unique insights into each game they play.



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    BONUS - Updates and FF7 Rebirth Discussion

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 45:48


    Hey guys, we wanted to update you all on a few things, and discuss our overall thoughts on Final Fantasy VII Rebirth while we were at it! The banana plants have survived the great LA fires and wind. We have put ads on the public feed of the show. Rebirth was insane and amazing. It's a spoilery discussion about Rebirth so if you care about that, stop listening at that point!Our good friend Ryan Kunkleman's gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/rebuild-hope-for-meghan-ryan-milo?attribution_id=sl:6f0af266-9c2e-484e-9ac2-baada929cffe&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link California Fire Foundation: https://www.cafirefoundation.orgDiscord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @nockatpodcast.bsky.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S7E65 - I've Got an Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 114:22


    It's the season 7 finale! We enter Memoria and quickly get back to where we had left off. There's an epic final confrontation with Kuja, we fight Zero Man, and then we return to Gaia, to see the full version of “I Want to Be Your Canary”. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

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    S7E64 - I'm Not the Cooler

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 52:27


    We grind to level for a while, as Jeff finally kills the drone. Then it's time to fight Ozma, the big ball in the sky. Can we do it? Listen to find out! Recorded from Ryan's house. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

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    S7E63 - Another Feather in Our Cap

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 66:34


    We enter the final dungeon to get all the ultimate weapons. This place is full of memories! We fight a few fiends, kill Hades, and then head back to fight Ozma.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E62 - More Impressive Than I Thought

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 51:05


    It's day 15, the final day! We say hello to Ozma to see how hard that's gonna be, then decide to enter the final dungeon, Memoria.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E61 - The Ultimate Fork

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 47:27


    We grind on grand dragons for a while, and learn about any other side quests in the game. Then we take on the Auction House quest. After that, we catch 99 frogs and fight Quale.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E60 - Inside Every Person There Are Two Birds

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 55:35


    We do some more grinding to create a future with less grinding. It's time to focus on a core group that we're gonna take through the end. We also learn about every other side quest in this game.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E59 - His Brain Is in the Air Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 42:23


    More disk 4 cleanup. We grind on Yans, catch some frogs, and fly the drone around.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E58 - The Post Must Go Through

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 42:44


    It's cleanup time. We find some Ragtime Mice, visit Chocobo's Paradise one last time, deliver some kupo nuts, and fix Mognet Central.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E57 - A Baker's Stellazio

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 52:25


    The planet is covered in mist. It's time to start looking for the ultimate weapons, getting all the Stellazio coins, and finding the most difficult Chocobo dive spot.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E56 - Made to Destroy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 56:07


    Garland continues to tell Zidane about the big plans for Terra, and we fight a series of bosses. But then Kuja crashes the party and finds out that he's mortal, so he goes nuts, destroying the place.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E55 - Garland's Haunted Mansion

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 66:19


    We follow Garland into Pandemonium, the dungeon of Terran souls. Zidane has an existential crisis, but he resolves it real quick. We solve some esoteric puzzles, and reach ever closer to the secrets of this universe.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E54 - Left Turn Into Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 62:54


    We finally enter Terra to learn about Zidane's origins. There's a whole town of monkey people here. We learn more than we ever could've imagined about souls, and genomes, and Terra.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E53 - Leftovers Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 44:56


    It's day 13. We make breakfast and catch some frogs. Then we do the four shrines, defeating the different bosses all at once and opening the portal on the Shimmering Island.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E52 - It's Opposite's Castle

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 60:08


    It's finally time to push the story forward and learn Ipsen's dastardly secret. Amarant proves teamwork is lame. Are we wearing the right gear? What's with the lightning sword? It's exciting to be dungeoning again. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E51 - How Long Is 20 Seconds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2024 50:47


    We try to finish the friendly monster quest, but can't defeat any Yans. Then we get all the stellazio and frogs we can get, before finally heading toward Ipsen's Castle. Oh yeah and we fight the monsters in the weapon shop in Treno. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E50 - Fun Makes Time Faster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2024 55:10


    We travel the world trying to wrap up any side quests that we can. We get some friendly monsters, pick up some stellazio, go frog catching, and watch the Mario Movie trailer.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E49 - The Lord of Robes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 46:04


    We hit the Air Garden with the plan to get ten thousand points. Can we get this Robe of Lords? Yes, we can.*   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E48 - Hitchhiker

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 52:39


    We start day 12 by watching some youtube, being led to the HBO classic “The Hitchhiker” by youtube and heavy metalist “Glamster”. Then we look around the world for mountain cracks and bubbles to dive in.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E47 - They Said It Couldn't Be Done

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2024 56:45


    It's finally time to eat. The food is incredible. Then we go get the last Chocographs out of the forest and look for a few mountain cracks, before eating pie and giving thanks. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

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    S7E46 - To Eat, Same as to Live

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 65:31


    We head to Quan's Dwelling to see an imaginary feast and jump off a cliff into some bubbles. Then we ascend to Chocobo's Air Garden to play some Hot and Cold. The food is almost ready. Special guest star: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

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    S7E45 - The Ultimate Kwehst

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 72:07


    Spencer Crittenden is still with us as we search the world for the Ocean Chocograph, looking for areas of ocean that you can see a piece of reef from. Then we upgrade our bird and find Chocobo's Paradise. After that, we crack open Mognet Central. Also, the food continues to cook.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

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    S7E44 - Experimenting With Birds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 66:26


    While Spencer Crittenden is at the store picking up the forgotten stock, we search the world, acquiring chocographs and their treasures. The food also continues to cook.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E43 - Consuming Resources With Humans

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 67:45


    It's the beginning of Thanksgiving day on the podcast. We play some hot and cold, getting as many chocographs as we can. Then Spencer Crittenden joins us, and we talk about video games while we begin preparing the meal.   Corn Casserole Recipe: 2 cans creamed style corn 1 can southwest style corn or “mexicorn,” drained (you can add a second can of roasted style corn or normal corn to make it more corny) 8oz box of jiffy corn muffin mix 8 oz sour cream 1 egg 1-2 teaspoons of Salt and a bunch of pepper 1 tablespoon sugar (about a half of 1 jalapeno, hot pepper, or a tablespoon of hot sauce optional) (You can swap in a cup or two of fresh corn for canned corn but not the creamed style corn) (I haven't noticed much of a difference but you can add half a stick to a full stick of butter and honestly probably up to 2 sticks, salted or unsalted) Make sure the corn is drained, melt the butter, and then mix basically everything together in a big mixing bowl, order doesn't really matter. Combine, pour into a 13x9 casserole dish/glass pan and bake for like 1 hour at 350F, check after 40 minutes. It should set and get little cracks or bubble holes in it like a cake. The top sets kinda like a corn bread but the inside will be much wetter like a stuffing or bready casserole.    Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E42 - Maslow's Hierarchy of Zoning Out

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 49:07


    We dig around in Chocobo's Lagoon for a while, turning up chocographs and softs. Then we search the world for treasures, running into some difficulties.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E41 - Double Points on the Chocograph

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2024 66:53


    We finally embark on the big hot and colding, pecking around in the Chocobo Forest looking for Chocographs. Then we start scouring the world, looking for the treasure, before getting gassed and waking up in Chocobo's Dreamworld.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

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    S7E40 - Where Knowledge and Water Come Together

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 60:42


    With the airship in hand, we travel the world looking for what side quests are out there. Eventually, we find the city of Daguerreo, where the scholars live in peace with a Leviathan statue.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E39 - Airship Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2024 49:08


    We meet Hilda who finally turns Cid back into a human. Then she gives us the rundown of what to do next. We take a quick trip to Alexandria to find Dagger's voice, and fly the drone around for a while before finally getting control of the airship.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E38 - The Ga's Have Arrived

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 61:49


    We explore the Lost Continent, looking for Esto Gaza. We find the ancient temple, but how did anyone even get here? Then we head into the dungeon of Mount Gulug, looking for Kuja. Will Mog sacrifice herself to save Eiko?   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E37 - Less Common Than an Applebees

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2024 57:06


    We fuel up on ramen, then take on the Desert Palace as Vivi. There are a lot of torches to light before we confront Kuja and blow up his lies. Then we chase him to the Lost Continent and end for the day.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E36 - Four Cats Dressed as a House

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 69:42


    We travel the Forgotten Continent, searching for Oeilvert. Eventually, we enter the ancient ruin, where we discover a few secrets of the universe. Then we try to steal a key from a caged monster.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E35 - Nothing I Do Is Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2024 55:22


    We grind our way around the world trying to eat everything in sight. Eventually, we enter the desert palace under the quicksand. Kuja wants us to get the Gulug stone, and flies us to the Forgotten Continent.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E34 - Adventures in Brain Melt

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2024 66:55


    Come hang out with us during this “intermission” type episode. We will return to playing FFIX next week, but for now, we investigate our life while melting our brain by watching hours and hours of youtube.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E33 - Sails Are the Wings of Boats

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 63:30


    We eat sandwiches, then give Cid the special potion. Then we're given a boat, which we use to explore the world finally.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E32 - Final Fantasy Brain

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 51:58


    We all wake up in Lindblum and pick up the pieces after Alexandria was destroyed. Dagger is speechless, and we need to turn Cid back into a human.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E31 - Just Summoner Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 66:53


    We win a card tournament in Treno, then head back to Alexandria for the big coronation. Will Garnet's ascension to queen go off without a hitch? Nope.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E30 - Holy Active Time Event Batman

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2024 76:39


    We witness a farce involving a love letter being passed around, get drunk to forget Dagger, then decide to head to Treno for a card tournament. It's active time events galore as the stage continues to get set for disk 3. Also, Vivi grew up near Treno.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E29 - My New Thumbless Technique

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2024 65:04


    It's day 7 of gameplay and disk 3 of the game! We're back in Alexandria, and everyone is picking up the pieces after the big finale of disk 2. Having come full circle, we wander around the streets as Vivi, mostly racing a hippo kid.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E28 - Fira at Will

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2024 60:22


    It's the big showdown with Kuja and Queen Brahne at the Iifa Tree. A lot of stuff goes down before the end of disk 2. Then we set the stage for disk three before ending for the day.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E27 - The Sly Eagle Doesn't Kill at Whim

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 45:27


    We go back to Madain Sari and find the Summoner's Stone has been taken by Lani. There's a competition between the bounty hunters. We let Amarant live and it blows his mind.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E26 - What Would Be Right?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 55:13


    We head to the Iifa Tree and explore its roots. This place must be the source of the mist. Is this a tree of life? Or a tree of death? It's a giant harp.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E25 - Welcome to the Tragisphere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2024 54:27


    We explore Madain Sari and learn about the tribe of the summoners. Will we make enough food for the party? Where is Quina?   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E24 - Midwit Analysis Interrupted by Endless Breakfasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024 46:16


    It's the start of day 6. We make breakfast, then try to find the missing mail in the Black Mage Village, before eventually arriving at Madain Sari. We also try Gros Michel bananas.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E23 - There Is a Letter in the Black Mage Village

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2024 65:07


    We explore the Black Mage Village, where things get really sad and dark. Then we go back to Conde Petie for a quick marriage ceremony. We meet Eiko, then decide to end for the day.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E22 - Suroonded by the Moontens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2024 54:04


    We finally make it to Conde Petie where we struggle intensely with the local dialect. There are a few active time events before heading out to find the Black Mage Village   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E21 - The Treasure Mines

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2023 60:23


    We continue forward, getting Quina back in the party and heading through the Fossil Roo to get to the Outer Continent. Will we find the hidden moogle? It's the Gargant dungeon.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E20 - You Say Irrevocable, I Say Irrevocable

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2023 73:22


    It's a big cursed replay episode, as we go back to get the video we missed. Get ready for sandwiches, speeding through the game, and a little Jerry Garcia.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E19 - A Little Bit of a Lot of Dialogue

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2023 59:29


    We solve Ramuh's reading comprehension puzzle, so he agrees to become Dagger's Eidolon. Then we watch in horror as Queen Brahne destroys Lindblum. How could she have done this?   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E18 - Can You Grok That, Mate?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 71:23


    It's the big return to Alexandria. We gotta rescue Dagger before Brahne beheads her. Will we make it in time? It's the return of the timer. 30 minutes on the clock.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E17 - Reborn Solid Silicone Sasquatch Bigfoot Hybrid Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 67:16


    We fail to find bananas. Then we dance the ancient dance of Darude's Sandstorm. Then the tornado disappears, and we've got to defend Cleyra from an attack.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

    S7E16 - Potatoes Today

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2023 58:50


    We start day 4 by getting tense about breakfast and going to the supermarket. Then we explore Cleyra, making our way up the trunk and eventually fighting an antlion.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast

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