Saturday Morning Tuesdays

TurtleBats is TurtleBack, but with yet another slight diversion from the mainline reboots we had planned. You'll forgive us when you learn what we did instead: one final visit to Batman Beyond, and a mutagen-induced fever dream that is the TMNT anime OVA.Today's Episode Sponsor: Kobe Briefs™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:Mutant Turtles Superman Legend Episode 1, “The Great Crisis of the Super Turtles! The Saint Appears!”Batman Beyond Episode Season 2 Episode 3, “Out of the Past”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

NEW ARC TIME! We're kicking off a deep dive of two famous franchises, Batman and TMNT, that hit it big in the 80s and 90s, then proceeded to launch new reboots every few years for the rest of time. So how do the reboots stack up? And who is “S. Bonesteel”?Today's Episode Sponsor: Business Princess™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation Episode 9, “All In The Family”The New Batman Adventures Episode 8, “Growing Pains”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

There was a time in our past when the future looked bright. So bright that every TV exec decided to reboot 100-year-old media properties in the distant future of the 21st century. They're bad, but they did fix a huge issue with the originals: not enough goddamn lasers.Today's Episode Sponsor: A Rat-Sized Man Who Nibbles Your Toes™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:Zorro: Generation Z Episode 20, “Crime Wave”Phantom 2040 Episode 7, “The Good Mark”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The raw chaotic potential of our randomized One Piece watch experiment reaches its ultimate result: Episode Twenty and Episode ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY-FIVE. We're jumping a full THOUSAND episodes to see how our fruit-gobbling pirate crew is faring, and the answer is ‘batshit insane.'Today's Episode Sponsor: A Campaign Ad from Dr. Robotnik (for Superintendent)™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:One Piece Episode 20, “The Famous Cook! Sanji of the Floating Restaurant”One Piece Episode 1025, “The Worst Generation Gets Wiped Out?! The Emperors' Deadly Attack!”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

It's rare that we get to confidently say “wow, that was one of the worst shows we've ever seen” but today we were blessed/cursed/blursed with just such an occasion. The Trashpile is going out with a bang, baby!Today's Episode Sponsor: The New Pepper Jack™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:Ultraforce Episode 1, “Prime Time”Xyber 9: New Dawn Episode 1, “Origins Part I”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We just spent a lot of time with sexy mutants, so for due diligence we enlisted Nathan Cox to help us look at the grimier, toxic-wasteier mutants who don't get to go to private school—just don't expect these to be any of the ones you're thinking of.Today's Episode Sponsor: The Spooky Bone™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:Mutant League Episode 31, “Strike”Toxic Crusaders Episode 9, “Invasion of the Biddy Snatchers”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric DavisonFabulous Guest: Nathan Cox

A soul still burns for trash. We've pulled lovely assistant Amalia Larson out of a hat for an extremely specific category of cartoon: mid-90's stage magic stars using real sorcery to fight skeletons or whatever. There's also maybe a Wolfgang Puck anime?Today's Episode Sponsor: Deli-Style Candles Cut Up Like Meat™THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:Siegfried & Roy: Masters of the Impossible Episode 1, “In The Beginning”Princess Tenko and the Guardians of the Magic Episode 5, “The Stone of Destiny”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric DavisonFabulous Guest: Amalia Larson

Our steadfast, multi-year commitment to the DiC dub of Sailor Moon has finally been fulfilled. Say your fond farewells to these weird Canadians, because after today, we're (probably) done. We're going long on this one.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DIC) Episode 79, “Brotherly Love”Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 80, “Diamond in the Rough”Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 81, “Final Battle”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We're ending our journey with X-Men ‘97 on a high note, and Sailor Moon's swan song is coming up soon! Rini gets a bold new look, Gambit gets deep in his feelings, and Austin has some exciting new business updates about his latest investment.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DIC) Episode 78, “The Birth of Wicked Lady”X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 5, “Remember It”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The journey continues! X-Men ‘97 explores a two-fer approach that features our least-favorite recurring alien, and Sailor Moon sees what hap-pens when Rini gets re-kidnapped and everyone fails to notice.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESX-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 4, “Motendo/Lifedeath Pt 1”Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 77, “Jealousy's Just Reward”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We've got a real humdinger of a jam-packed episode, featuring long-overdue lore drops, capitol riots, cloned genes, cloned Jeans, goblin queens, multiple forehead eyeballs, and The King of the Earth. You'll be so mad, you'll [insert funny scenario here]!THIS WEEK'S EPISODESX-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 2, “Mutant Liberation Begins”X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 3, “Fire Made Flesh”Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 76, “Legend of the Negamoon”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We're finally here in the far-flung future of 1997 to see what's going on with all these hot new old X-Men. The Sailor Scouts are also traveling to the future, but only once they can escape the clutches of…The Filler Dimension! OOoooOoOoo!Today's Episode Sponsor: The Great Hog Escape™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DIC) Episode 75, “Future Shocked”X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 1, “To Me, My X-Men”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Clean up all the broken glass at the kindergarten, Rini, because we're watching the finale of X-Men ‘96 (the old one) in preparation for X-Men ‘97 (the new one)! Will Professor X be okay? Will Beast get all the compliments he's been fishing for?Today's Episode Sponsor: The Cowboy Mystery Mansion™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DIC) Episode 74, “Child's Play”X-Men: The Animated Series Season 5 Episode 10, “Graduation Day”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

This week, Cap and Logan perform a MARVEL TEAM-UP to sock ol' uncle Adolf in the jaw! Don't worry, people of France, there's free bread for everyone.Today's Episode Sponsor: The Crow Horn™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESX-Men: The Animated Series Season 5 Episode 7, “Old Soldiers”Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 71, “No Thanks, Nurse Venus”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Another episode with the Sailor Scouts means it's time for another brand-new store with a deeply unprofitable business model. Sure, you may lure in all the teens on day one, but good luck getting them back after they turn into soup or ice or whatever.Today's Episode Sponsor: Space Heaven™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon (DIC) Episode 70, “Promises Fulfilled”X-Men: The Animated Series Season 3 Episode 11, “Cold Comfort” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Everyone loves the nasty 90s nowadays, which made for a perfect opportunity to revisit some old favorite pickles from the pickle jar: X-Men and Sailor Moon! Two great tastes that taste great together, if you ignore all that funky fermented flavor.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESX-Men: The Animated Series Season 4 Episode 8, “Nightcrawler” Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 69, “Emerald Takes Over”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

There's something strange in our neighborhood, which we know because legally he has to inform us if he moves in. This registered hex offender spans two shows, both Real and Extreme, in the GBAU (Ghostbusters Animated Universe) and his name...is The Grundel.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESThe Real Ghostbusters Season 3 Episode 12, “The Grundel” Extreme Ghostbusters Episode 24, “Grundelesque”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

DUNE. PART. TWO. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO(We're dropping this here for visibility - if you haven't ever listened to our podcast “I've Read Dune, With Rory Voie” well…now is the absolute perfect time. Live in the Dune hype with us.)Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric DavisonTheme Music: Damien Trainor

Today is our GunBuster finale! Here at the end of the road, we're stunned by the thrilling conclusion, baffled by a particular robot's hardcore control scheme, and still so so delighted we stopped watching GoBots.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGunBuster Episode 5, “Please! There's Time Enough for Love!”GunBuster Episode 6, “At the End of Eternity”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/StaYgR7HW2Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hope you've saved up enough leg surgery money, because you'll be giving a standing ovation to our mecha shows today: we've got the ACTUAL first appearance of the titular GunBuster robot, plus a thrifty heap of junkyard slag by the name of Borot. Very nice!Today's Episode Sponsor: Shark Women™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGunBuster Episode 4, “Launch! The Unfinished Ultimate Weapon!”Mazinger Z Episode 51, “Hell's Assassins: The Skull Army”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

It was an extremely good idea to abandon GoBots in the proverbial parking lot of history, because it led us to 1972's Mazinger Z, and more specifically to Mazinger Z's flying belt with its own theme song. This is now exclusively a Jet Scrander podcast.Today's Episode Sponsor: Justice for Johnny (Johnny's a Clam)™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESMazinger Z Episode 46, “The Ninja Twin Mechanical Beasts Appear!”Gunbuster Episode 3, “First Love☆First Sortie” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We're back with exactly the same amount of giant robots as last week, so don't even bother counting like you're going to hold us accountable for those bot numbers. They're fine! Ignore the minotaurs and the nudity, they're just here for flavor.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESChallenge of the GoBots Episode 55, “Terror in Atlantis”Gunbuster Episode 2, “Daring! The Genius Girl's Challenge!” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

It's about time we returned to a big arc of episodes, and what makes a bigger impression than *el robot gigante*? We're pairing tall, chunky ‘80s machines from East and West alike—just imagine a single proud teardrop glistening behind our sunglasses.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGunbuster Episode 1, “Whoa! Big Sis and I Are Going to Be Pilots Together?!” Challenge of the GoBots Season 1 Episode 1, “Battle for GoBotron, Part I: Battle for GoBotron”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Austin's not around today, so your substitute teacher Patrick “Self-Proclaimed CEO” Stagaman is putting on a video for the class: it's 1998's Histeria!, an edu-tainment odyssey (that takes the boys an hour to realize wasn't made by Steven Spielberg).THIS WEEK'S EPISODESHisteria! Season 1 Episode 10, “The U.S. Civil War, Part 2” Histeria! Season 1 Episode 51, “The Russian Revolution”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Patrick StagamanAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

You've surely seen the nasty 90s boy with his shirt pulled up, demanding unspeakable things? Today we're enlisting the aid of special guest Nathan “Elder Willennial” Cox to examine the original bad boys of cable TV, Beavis and Butthead.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBeavis & Butthead Season 4 Episode 31, “The Great Cornholio” Beavis & Butthead Season 5 Episode 48, “Bus Trip”Beavis & Butthead Season 7 Episode 38, “Butt Flambé”Beavis & Butthead Season 7 Episode 11, “Nosebleed”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Nathan CoxAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Our randomized first-time speedrun through One Piece sails again, and this time we're getting some later-era episodes in the mix. How's our main character and stretch boystrong Luffy doing? Surely he shows up in these episodes? Surely. He has to.Today's Episode Sponsor: Polygamy 3.0™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESOne Piece Episode 837, “The Birth of Mom! The Day That Carmel Vanished!” One Piece Episode 340, “The Man Called a Genius! Hogback Makes His Appearance!”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Enough! We're finally caving to the pressure and doing a special on the cartoons adapted from campy, plant-based horror films—Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Little Shop. Yeah, they made those! For children! And nobody dies!Today's Episode Sponsor: The Panic Cupboard™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESLittle Shop Episode 2, “Real Men Aren't Made of Quiche” Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Episode 10, “Spatula, Prinze of Dorkness”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

For the last bites of our Second Helpings arc, we close with a delectable dessert course of Galaxy Rangers and Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. Savor the fudgy marshmallow morsels of beach mechas, parental yacht manipulation, and forced teddy bear labor.Today's Episode Sponsor: Our Haunted Mayor™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESAdventures of the Galaxy Rangers Episode 13, “Space Sorcerer” All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku Episode 2, “Phase 2”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Yeah okay sure we're watching more of critically acclaimed Men in Black: The Series, but listen SUPERBOOK IS BACK. We just couldn't stay away from a 1980s bible anime with a time-traveling robot and absentee parenting. Can you honestly blame us?Today's Episode Sponsor: Professor Temptation™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSuperbook Season 1 Episode 14, “The Best News Yet” Men in Black: The Series Episode 5, “The Alpha Syndrome”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We're perusing our sordid past for savory scraps and overlooked morsels that warrant another bite, starting with Samurai Pizza Cats and Fighting Foodons! Enjoy a pizza-forward double feature that may be light on meat, but it's packed with cheese.Today's Episode Sponsor: Bone Jam™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSamurai Pizza Cats Episode 21, “Pizza Bird Delivers” Fighting Foodons Episode 4, “You Wanna Pizza Me”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Our summer slime wave reaches a sudden and violent end as we unanimously rebuke Biker Mice from Mars and the toad-blasting Bucky O'Hare. As vermin living in a sports stadium scoreboard might say, ‘two strikes and you're out!'Today's Episode Sponsor: Long Men's Baseball™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBiker Mice From Mars Episode 4, “We Don't Need No Stinkin' City” Bucky O'Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 11, “The Warriors”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The ‘90s snot-rocketed a wave of slime across the media landscape, breeding a rash of nasty, dirty critter boys. Forget teen turtles, fighting toads, or road-based sharks! Our new arc is for interstellar vermin: Biker Mice from Mars and Bucky O'Hare.Today's Episode Sponsor: Bologna Cones™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESBiker Mice From Mars Episode 1, “Rock and Ride!” Bucky O'Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 1, “War of the Warts”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We've eaten the Spin-Spin Fruit and concocted a wild new idea for an occasional special—watch two completely randomized episodes of the longest-running rubber pirate anime in history, One Piece. The best part? We have no idea what's going on.Today's Episode Sponsor: James Cameron's Avatar Souvenir Wristwatch™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESOnce Piece Episode 241, "Capture Robin! The Determination of the Straw Hats!" Once Piece Episode 52, "Buggy's Revenge! The Man Who Smiles On the Execution Platform!"Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Justice prevails once more for Rambo and Conan, our shirt-averse heroes! That's “justice” in the form of a rocket-propelled lecture on the Evils of Crack, and the shrieking spider-lobster Evillak.Today's Episode Sponsor: Arranged Marriages for Pets™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 58, “Just Say No”Conan the Adventurer S2E29, “The Book of Skelos”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

True to our word, we're back for Part II and the score is Justice: 2, Shirts: 0. What we *didn't* expect was a drop-in visit from our favorite surprise guest, Count Vl*d Dr****a.Today's Episode Sponsor: Tunnel Honey™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESConan the Adventurer S1E2, “Blood Brother”Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 27, “Return of The Count”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

An eye-catching title to be sure, but no less accurate! We're exploring the baffling G-rated cartoons of R-rated movies, namely Rambo and Conan. We enlisted married duo Alison & Todd to settle the Hunk v Wizard debate, and great news—we solved it.Today's Episode Sponsor: Inside Beef™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 24, “Mephisto's Magic”Conan the Adventurer S1E1, “The Night of Fiery Tears”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Todd DurborawAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

You're damn right we did direct-to-VHS classic Little Bigfoot, and you're DAMN RIGHT we got Amalia to fill in for Andy who couldn't make it. We spoke this evil aloud during our Dog Days of Summer arc and we aren't ones to back down from an incredible idea when it licks us in the face.This one was behind our very exciting Patreron paywall for a while, but we wanted the public to enjoy it as well. EAT IT BABIESTHIS WEEK'S MOVIELittle Bigfoot (1997) (It's on YouTube omg go watch it)Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Amalia LarsonAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Buckle up, podfans—this week, we're running long to rank the first 100 cartoons we've seen for the show…in REAL TIME. What climbs to the top of the untouchable S-tier? How many shows are worse than Fish Police? Stop asking! We'll cover everything!THIS WEEK'S MASTER RANKING DOCUMENThttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aiu8EhN5W6OGGO0fwSprMDiBiC9HJCRdOR5_reh5eCc/edit?usp=sharingJoin our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We love an occasional dip into unique animated films, so “just in time” for Oscar's Big Gold Movie Party comes an in-depth discussion of the best Pinocchio of 2022. It's a bigger list than you'd think. Heads up: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is NOT in this one.THIS WEEK'S FILMGuillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (Netflix)Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We're calling it here for M.A.S.K. and Centurions. As much as they may try to win our fickle favor with A Nonzero Amount of Draculas, we can't overlook a failure to deliver on any other front! Sadly, that includes a plan to turn all of Venice into jelly.Today's Episode Sponsor: ???™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESM.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 60, “Venice Menace”Centurions Season 1 Episode 37, “Night on Terror Mountain” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We planned this one. This week in vehicular hunk-icide, both shows decide to visit their version of Stonehenge for some chaotic dalliances into real magic, but only *one* has the guts to carpet bomb a wizard's tomb back to the Arthurian age.Today's Episode Sponsor: Steven's Beavers™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESM.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 17, “Mystery of the Rings”Centurions Season 1 Episode 38, “Merlin” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

This winter we're unwrapping a brand new arc of hot old trash, composed of the 20-minute toy commercials known as M.A.S.K. and Centurions. Will the incredible power of M.A.S.K.'s unbeatable theme song carry into the quality of the show? No!THIS WEEK'S EPISODESCenturions Season 1 Episode 1, “The Sky is on Fire” M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 1, “The Deathstone”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Warning: the following episode of Saturday Morning Tuesdays that covers Star Trek: Lower Decks will be a serious Trekkie shitboy situation where we really get into it. If that's the kind of slop you like in your bucket, well, set phasers to “fun”.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESStar Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 5, “Cupid's Errant Arrow” Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 8, “Veritas”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We've ignored it long enough - there's a Simpsons-shaped hole in our podcast's heart and it's high time we stuffed it, thiccbird-style. Add in a dripping tureen of Hank Hill gravy and we've got one hell of a FOX-Giving dinner.Today's Episode Sponsor: Frogbumpin'™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESThe Simpsons S2E7, “Bart vs. Thanksgiving” King of the Hill S3E7, “Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We couldn't resist a dip into one of Nickelodeon's oddest entries and Spongebob's spiritual progenitor, Rocko's Modern Life. To paraphrase a round cow that is mostly ass, it was a hoot.Today's Episode Sponsor: Telling People You've Started to Rewatch Stargate SG-1™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRocko's Modern Life S2E9b, “Uniform Behavior” Rocko's Modern Life S3E10, “Wacky Delly”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Welcome to Doctor Saturday's Home for Wayward Nicktoons, where we ensure care and shelter for Nickelodeon's less-loved children. Who's that playing in the yard by herself? It's As Told By Ginger, a fantastic show about youth and having a goblin brother.Today's Episode Sponsor: Give Bread A Chance™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESAs Told By Ginger Episode 1, “Ginger the Juvey” As Told By Ginger Episode 37, “And She Was Gone”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

A Long's Day's Journey Into Nicktoons continues with yet another oddball, and we'll give you a hint as to who: /He's a phantom/. Yes, it's time for us to bust our old-man hips trying to figure out why so many people liked Danny Phantom.Today's Episode Sponsor: A Restaurant That Serves Old Boots From The River™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESDanny Phantom Episode 11, “Fanning the Flames” Daniel Phaniel Episode 15, “Public Enemies” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Don't move—there's a bucket of neon green slime just above your head and if you don't listen to the start of our new Nicktoons arc, we can't promise what'll happen next. But if you DO listen, we CAN promise we're starting with a fan favorite: Invader Zim!THIS WEEK'S EPISODESInvader Zim Episode 3B, “Nanozim” Invader Zim Episode 8B, “Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy” Invader Zim Episode 4B, “Dark Harvest”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Break out the sweaters and spiced lattes, because our final Dog Days of Summer episode brings with it the *true* official start of autumn. And this week's a doozy—we've got puppets, randy detectives, Sonic spin attacks, and a dog named Weed.Today's Episode Sponsor: Sharkblasting™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGinga Densetsu Weed Episode 1, “His Name is Weed!”Jim Henson's Dog City Episode 1, “The Big Squeak”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We finally got around to watching some dog-based shows we've wanted to see FOR FOREVER, but alongside special guest Amalia “Honeycomb Daredevil” Larson, we stumbled into something even wilder—the 1997 film “Little Bigfoot”.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESRude Dog and the Dweebs Episode 1b, “The Fish Who Went Moo” Secret Files of the Spy Dogs Episode 1a, “K-9”The Biskitts Episode 4a, “Dogfoot” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Amalia LarsonAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

This summer's gone to the dogs! We've fetched ourselves some canine classics like Dogtanian & the Three Muskehounds and Road Rovers. Listen in horror as we will, in all likelihood, tear them to shreds like a fresh pair of slippers.Today's Episode Sponsor: Going to Laser Tag With a Mark Twain Impersonator™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESDogtanian and the Three Muskehounds Episode 1, “Dogtanian's Journey”Road Rovers Episode 5, “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie”Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison