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Oklahoma HAS BEEN LABELED a 'terror state' at this point and the silence of the gop cowards in this state is deafening!

your wife forfeits rights IMMEDIATELY upon moving to Oklahoma.if your precious child is born incorrectly here, AS OKLAHOMA LAW stands, they are guilty and denied medical care too!EVERYONE has automatic weapons without license, permit, training or accountabilityThe mindless here REFUSE to admit their own guilt and continue to use GOD to not only hide their shame, but ATTACK your innocent family!They are truly the wicked prophesied and offenders of children!

STRONGLY DEDICATED to the wimps of Oklahoma who stood idly by and allowed OLDER WEALTHIER MEN to brow beat 'em down and allow 'em to rape their wives too!YOU COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU STAND UP?!

Check out my new platform on Rumble along with Bombing Down Poinsettia Audio podcast bookhttps://rumble.com/v5g2f2t-rollin-outta-maga-town-an-anti-trump-american-ballad-for-the-ages-wlyrics-b.htmlIf you like it, prove it please and share or like!LAURALLESS LOOMER, DONALD TRUMP FELL FOR WHORED HER WAY INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, MELANIA's OUT THE FREAKIN' DOORDON TRUMP LIES AND HE CRIES, DON'T GET WHAT THE HELL, EVERYONE'S IS UPSET FOR MTG IS THE LAP DOG, LAURA LOOMER IS THE 2 FACED WHORENO MORE POWER TRIP TIES, WEAK ASS MAGA TRUMP HUMPED US WORLD CLASSSO I SAY, I SAY HELL NO.....I'M ROLLIN' OUTTA MAGA TOWN where loomer lies are born to whore around So I SAY HELL NOW, ......i'm rollin' outta maga town Harris Polls WAY UP, Donald Trump POLL LIMPED Down rollin' out of MAGA TOWN!

A black man was just run out of town today!!!!!!! What in the hell is the matter with SELF TITLED, 'Republican' unmen?!!!!!!!

DON BACKS DOWN, WHEN KAMALA IS IN TOWNBILLY BAD ASS IS IN THE HOUSE NOT MAKIN' A FREAKIN' SOUND, let's watch Trump Back down, GOP CAN'T STAND THEIR GROUND, THEY FORGOT THE WORLD TURNS ROUND,Who's gonna keep the spoiled brats from tearing democracy right downKamala stands her groundpissy Don is a gutless clownHEEEYYYYY DONNIE..........PRISON IS THE ONLY WAY OUTHEEEYYYYY DONNIE..........HOW THE HELL DOES THIS SOUND?You can have Hannibals Cell downtownwhen the right WENT FAR TOO RIGHTthrew a fit out of spiteIN A WORLD FULL OR HURT they PISS AND CRY ALL AROUNDbut you STAND your groundAND let's watch TRUMP back DOWN!

https://rumble.com/v5c7lg2-donald-trump-runs-away-wlyrics-below-by-stan-the-jokeman-who-else-would-it-.htmlA very Sincere, HELLO, to my DEAR FEW LISTENERS ON THIS CHANNEL! I moved to video on Rumble!Yeah, I'm migrating into video, but just wanted to drop off a good parody!Great FUN newscasts on the new channel, so please check it out, AND LIKE IT OR SHARE IT PLEASE!Your loud old friend! Hope you join me over there! thanks!!Stan

Check out the video on: https://rumble.com/v5bgj1p-don-elon-song-aka-donnie-long-wlyrics-below.htmlHI GUYS, JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS ONE LAST PARODY OUT BEFORE HEADING OVER THE HORIZON! I was working on it yesterday before I just gave up! Thanks for the hits today! I have little doubt it's the politicians and folks who send me the threats and shit! Laugh it up fuckers!I'm not gone.....eventually people will dig this shit, then it'll be your ass.HAHAHA, ANYWAY, CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ON Rumble and thanks if ever dug itMUSK AND TESLA, BUILT AN ARMORED CARMOUNTED MACHINE GUNS KILL ALLIES AFARIT WAS A GIFT TO PUTIN HIS DEAR COMRADE FRIENDHE CAN USE TO COMBAT THE BRADLEY AND UKRANIANSHEY DON, SELLING A NAZI LIKE SHIRT MARJORIE MEIN KAMPF BROWN SHIRTS DON'T CARE WHO THEY HURTGUTLESS GOP THEY LOOK THE OTHER DAMNED WAYYET CRY FOR THEMSELVES EVERY SINGLE DAYHELL WE ALL KNOW DON DON'T GIVE A DAMN, HE'S JUST MAGA GLAMSTILL USING THE TALKING POINTS THAT HIS HANDLERS CAN'T BACK STILL THEY KEEP FORCING ON YOU A SHORT STORY HALF TRUE DID YOU KNOW YOU COME OFF AS A LYING MEAT HEADED SHIT SACK!!!!don don don don.....elon elonHey whiny boyS, don't you damned dare poutNOW IT'S YOUR RIGHTS, THAT ARE IN SERIOUS DOUBTBILLY BAD ASS, DID YOU HEAR HARRIS IS IN TOWNHEY WHERE YA RUNNIN', ARE GONNA BACK DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DONWDON DON SHORT STROKING ELON, IT'S HOW THEY GET ALONG, I THINK THEY'RE GAYDON DON VLADDY PUTIN ELON.....YOUR CIRCLE JERKS WRONG....NIET NIET NIETDON DON DON DON'S ain't no KING KONG HE'S AN ORANGE DING DONG HEY HEY HEY....DON DON GONNA RUN TO HONG KONG JUST TO PROLONG, HIS PRISON STAYDON DON DON AND ELON.....WE'RE SINGING THIS SONG, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR WAY

When folks don't give a fuck...............shut up

According to the WHO Monkey Pox is back and shall be just something else Trump supporters catch for NOT protecting themselves or family!

The Rampant Stupidity Ballad!GOOD NEWS FOR MAGA WOMEN IN AMERICA!!!!!!Women are allowed to destroy their own credit without any fuckin' helpParkay is a Pile of Shit when it comes to womenJosh Hawley.....another spoiled self server is in REAL TROUBLE WITH THE BUSHWACKERS!One, twice, three times a dumb assTommy Lee's kid got kicked off the golf course in California!Vince Neil doesn't know the words to his own fucking songs!Nikki Sixx needs to pocket his ego, get behind and line up his FORMER great rock band that has fucking pissed me off to no end!!!!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LET ME DOWN SIXX! THAT'S FROM ONE BASTARD TO ANOTHER FUCKER!by the way, DID I MENTION THAT JD VANCE IS BEING DROPPED from the presidential ticket and we are being mentally prepared for Nikki Sixx...........shit......I mean Haley!

STUPID ASS not only killed the value of his own stock on Elon's podcast last night, but simultaneously violated federal law and is NOW BEING SUED BY THE UAW!I PREDICT JD VANCE IS GONE! They'll find a way to replace him!

Epstein's Plane plane you say That Plane, Trump Got a good dealThe ghost of Jeffrey sold it Don for less than 17 milGuess the deal was great, Trump flies state to statename the plane jailbait, or CHUCKIE CHEESE thrills.. HEY WHIPE THAT PLANE DOWN BEFORE YOU GET ONBOARDSEVEN DUST THE CARPET, AND CHAIRS - IT'S WHERE DON TRUMP ONCE WHOREDCovid Crabs on the prowl - At trump rallies they howlIT'S SO DAMNED REAL......OOOOOOOOEPSTEIN'S PLANE!!!!!!!

How it feels being 55Trump's Obsession with crowd size says a lotDear Stan lettersOklahoma News!

If you ever spoke out against Trump and it got back to him, you better be afraid! ACCORDING TO THE MOST RECENT ALLEGATIONS, they've been collecting all of our information!"Trump's Sweet Ass o' Mine - Stan the Jokeman original: Elon is rotten in Trump he SeeSomeone equally spoiled and brattywhere it's never your fault and you're given your fit throwin' waySpy on folks n crap your pantsn brow beat goofs like jd vanceMusk-a-Trump hump and dump, comes off kinda catty gay?Elooonn loves Don's Sweet Ass so fineit's a complicated friendshipBUTTHOLES intertwinedIt's in Don's Eyes, an Elon SurpriseInterviews and moneyGrab Trump a Towel to wipe his faceHe looks a little sweatyTrump has plans for full revengePlenty of rights will be stripped awayHe'll pardon himself, then put on some MuskIt'll be a tubesteak buffet!whoa Elon Loves Don's sweet assit's a reach around fiestano thank you I'll pass

The old 'frog brother' has been left behind and is now looking for a new gig!Have you loaned Felman

Lou Cipher gets things going on a FRIDAY by being fingered banged by a PRINCE ROBOTKamala Don outtake comparisons to draw on! YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND!VJ DAY and how to celebrate it!The State of Oklahoma Hates State Superintendent Ryan Walters!!!

"Circle Jerks of Trump's House" an American ballad ©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC JD PROBLY HAS AFFAIRS WITH THOSE HE DOESN'T TRUSTAND ORDERS HIS SUSHI WELL DONESTILL IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT, THERE'S BEEN NO DROPPING OF HIS SACKAND RNC CAN'T BUY HIM CONVICTIONDONALD DUCKING OUT OF THE NEXT DEBATEWHILE KAMALA DOES IT THE AMERICAN WAYTWO FACED DON TRUMP, CAN'T BACK HIS OWN SHITGOP'S TERRIFIED OF WHAT HE MIGHT SAYThe Circle Jerks of TRUMP'S HouseHunter Biden CrazyFake Elector Schemes& DISHNORABLE SUPREME COURT RobesTHEY THINK THEY OWN THIS PLACEAND THAT MAYBE THEY YOU......NOOOOOOOCIRCLE JERKS GOTTA go CIRCLE JERKS OF TRUMP'S HOUSE

Trump 's Selling out America song by Stan the JokemanI have to get a new phone number because Trump won't leave me aloneDuane Thompson passes awayYoung man LITERALLY butchers his father in CONNETI CUT YOUR ASS UP!Jenna Ellis and Adin Ross with Actual audio!

Before the RNC can claim he's a 'Pelosi Operative' or some nonsense, I figured I'd stop in and give you a heads up about the new VP pick for Presidential Candidate Harris.

Elon Musk Fans Have discovered my show along with some of other fine fucked up folks!Trump sides with Russia again this past weekend and MAGA continues to cheer on the fall of America!Trump is firing his Siberian hooker!

Don Trump Stay or Don Trump goABC they have the floKamala's waiting don't ya knowTrump's excuses start to flowNO MORE BS TO BESTOWDON TRUMP STAY OR Don TRUMP GOOLD DON TRUMP HE'S LOSING ITJD'S 2 FACED AND UNFITTHE MORONS MAKE THE PERFECT COUPLESHITTY BRITCHES AND BARNEY RUBBLEKAMALA'S WAITING DON'T YA KNOWDON TRUMP STAY OR DON TRUMP GOTRUMP AGREED ON ABC NOW.......SAID HE'D DEBATE ON ABC NOWSAID HE'D FACE 'EM ANY DAYNOW CHICKEN SHIT JUST RUN AWAYKAMALA'S WAITING DON'T YA KNOW.....DON TRUMP STAY OR DON TRUMP GO

From jacked up license plates to NUTTY UN-Christian, anti-American, UN-Constitutional leadership I truly believe Oklahomans could better themselves, WHICH INCLUDES ME!

Sorry for the delay on today's parody!DON DON'T SAY BLACK! don don don, don't say black...........don.......don't say the word black againDon't say black.......Don Trump.......you're not making againDonald Trump dove into Chicago all just to reach outFirst question out the freakin' gate made the little boy poutLost for words he found bitchy reasons to shoutcause Trump can't take the blows, but he loves to dish outhey donDON'T SAY BLACK.........

DON'T SAY BLACK............DON TRUMP......DON'T SAY THE WORD BLACK AGAINTRUMP'S BLACK........DOESN'T MAKE MUCH FREAKIN' SENSE AGAINSTUID ASS WENT TO CHICAGO, SAID HE WANTS TO REACH OUTHER FIRST QUESTION WAS THE TOUGHEST TO TAKE, SO HE STARTED TO POUTBOY DON CAN'T TAKE THE BLOWS, BUT HE CAN SURE DISH IT OUT

The first and second place recipients announced right out the gate, and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO PLACED FIRST!The 2nd place recipient of the Stupid Ass Statement of the Week AwardKamala Harris is going to handler her business regardless!Oklahoma continues to follow the path of Mein Kampf!

PROVING MY POINT ONCE AGAIN: Sissy boy muskrat can't back his own shit up, so he shuts down and throws gas on any question HE'S THE GUTLESS pussy he is!:Elon 's a Pussy aka Twit Shit song lyrics 2024 ©Jokeman Produtions LLC Stan the Jokeman Show something's wrong with ELON today....I know exactly what it isit shouldn't be no damned surpriseon X Elon shut me down today CAUSE i won't give in TO HISHEY X-LAX WIPE THE TEARS FROM YOUR EYESHAVIN' A FREAKIN' FITMUSK 'S GONE TWITT SHITIT WAS JEFF BRIDGES NOW ELON BITCHES AND CRIES A LITTLE BIT(MAIN CHORUS)Elon's a pussyElon's a pussyElon's a pussy

Let's all Watch Don Back DownChicken Shit IS A gutless clownHe'll hide in the house when Kamala is in townShe's hear ta spank that clownGOP can't stand their groundas the world turns roundand we'll keep the wicked brats from dragging USA downAND take the woman who's brownWHILE pasty orange backs down!HEY........DONNIE.....prison's THE ONLY WAY OUTHEY....... DONNIE.....your the most famous inmate aroundYOU CAN HAVE HANNIBALS CELL DOWNTOWNwhen the right WENT FAR TOO RIGHTthrew a fit out of spiteIN A WORLD FULL OR HURT they cry and whine all aroundbut you STAND your groundWHILE TRUMP SO GOES DOWN!

DEATH by roller coaster!The Midwest inflation con continues to be ignored by the localsOKLAHOMA defies the American Constitution to FORCE their IDEA of our GOD on innocent children!DEAR STAN LETTERS!

Let's Vancesearching for dolphins and pics of jen anniston nudelet's vancethrusting your hips into the sleeper sofa you screwLET'S SWITCHChanging masks again, who the hell can he beLET'S FLINCHJim Hamel signed the Trump pledge, AND DROPPED TO HIS KNEESAND WHEN THEY SAID TRUMP, WE SAW A NEW JDGROW FACIAL HAIR, so he wouldn't SEE, HIS FACE marshmellowyAND A CAT LADY WILL NEVER DO! JD BOUGHT AN lovely IMMIGRANT TO SCREW!AND IF AMERICA SHOULD FALL, REMEMBER IT ALLYOUR REPUBLICAN DOLL CRAWL LIKE A COWARD

Here's something for you to pray about tomorrow self titled "Christian" Trump supporters!

I sure do enjoy easy work, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FOOLS PROVE MY POINT!

FINALLY, a great 'reborn' Oklahoma story involving a local used to be favorite eatery!

I focus this entire segment TODAY on MY HOME STATE OF OKLAHOMA and in particular, Oklahoma women who abandoned their own virtues and common sense.

I F**KED UP AND DONALD TRUMP LET ME DOWNHE CLAIMED TO BE TOUGH.......BUT IS THE BIGGEST P*SS IN TOWNSO I KNOW....STUPID ASS, JUST HOW YOU FEELYOU GOT SUCKERED INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, AND CHEAP ART OF HIS DEALCAN'T YOU SEE HIM LYIN' THEREWITH HIS BROOD MARE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENETHE KREMLIN IS THEIR SCENEANTI-AMERICAN DREAMBETTER GO AHEAD AND JUMPOFF THE SHIP CALLED TRUMPIF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D JUMPAND SAY KISS MY ASS TRUMPOH SO, THEY HATE JEWS AND MOST BACKS AND ANY DARK SKINIT'S NOT O KKK DAMN IT DUMB ASS! SMALL MINDS NEVER WIN!CAN'T YOU SEE HIM standing THERE WITH TELEPROMPTER HOLE IN HIS EARTHE DETAILS SO UNCLEARSHOULD MAKE LYING A CAREER

I FUCKED UP AND DONALD TRUMP LET ME DOWNHE CLAIMED TO BE TOUGH.......BUT IS THE BIGGEST WHOOSE IN TOWNSO I KNOW....STUPID ASS, JUST HOW YOU FEELYOU GOT SUCKERED INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, AND CHEAP ART OF HIS DEALCAN'T YOU SEE HIM LYIN' THEREWITH HIS BROOD MARE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENETHE KREMLIN IS THEIR SCENEANTI-AMERICAN DREAMBETTER GO AHEAD AND JUMPOFF THE SHIP CALLED TRUMPIF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D JUMPAND SAY KISS MY ASS TRUMPOH SO, THEY HATE JEWS AND MOST BACKS AND ANY DARK SKINIT'S NOT O KKK DAMN IT DUMB ASS! SMALL MINDS NEVER WIN!CAN'T YOU SEE HIM standing THERE WITH TELEPROMPTER HOLE IN HIS EARTHE DETAILS SO UNCLEARSHOULD MAKE LYING A CAREER

Nikki Haley needs to just go ahead and pose for a nudie magazine! SHE'S SO UNPREDICTABLY PREDICTABLE!! SPREAD YOUR BUTT CHEEKS NIKKI!Guy McAlester accidentally craps his britches LIVE on the air!Garden hoses.....not just for the garden!Donald Trump Lies about being a Confused 2 faced Liar!MAGA refuses to acknowledge the hurt they've caused. There in lies the problem! It's as simple as that!Stuttering is hilarious!Trump continues to incite violence in a subtle way!

Its all about the number 39 today folks! That's the number of economy/budget conscience Americans!DEAR STAN LETTERS GALORE!

Here's some song lyrics for a ball drop song: LET YOUR BALLS, FREAKIN' DROPSTOP BEIN' A FLOPPY COCKDONALD TRUMP ALL DOUBLE TALKHE'S ALL THROUGHVOTE RED WHITE AND BLUE

WANTED BIDEN GONE, NOW CRY, WAH FOUL PLAYMORE EXCUSES FLOW FROM THE GOP TODAYWHINE AND CRY FOR THEIR DARK MASTAEVIL RED VS AMERICAJOE HEARD THE CALLS AND HE STEPPED DOWNNOW LOOK WHO'S LEFT TO FACE THE CLOWNHARRIS, KNOWS HER WAY AROUNDBUT THEY'LL VOTE TRUMP, CAUSE SHE'S FEMALE BROWNSHE'S BEEN LOCKING UP RAPISTS, PERHAPS IT IS FATEPROTECTING YOUNG WOMEN FROM MEN FILLED WITH HATEFIGHTING LIKE HELL TO GET BACK ALL WOMEN'S RIGHTSWHILE DON TRUMP SCREWS HORSES, TOO GUTLESS TO FIGHT!!!DUMB TRUMP HE KNOWS BEST, THEY WANT YOU TO SEEBUT KAMALA SAYS YOUR CALL, AMERICA IS FREEKAMALA GOT THE SKILLSTRUMP'S GOT BS JIVEKICK HIM IN HIS BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!AND TAKE BACK YOUR RIGHTS!!!!!!!

Desperate devils realizing just how evil Trump is, BEGIN WORK on Harris Campaign!MAJOR DONOR DONATIONS coming from little old us!Donald Trump is being tit fed by Elon MuskDonald Trump is already making excuses for NOT making the 2nd debate!Killer deli Meatsa little truth rantClint Eastwood's wife dies mysteriously or in a tubing accident? Who the hell knows?

NO MORE EXCUSES women! Are you a brood mare who does what daddy says and allow your rights to life be removed, OR DO YOU THINK FOR YOURSELF and NOT LISTEN TO DADDY?!!If you goofs don't do it this time, YOU ARE EXACTLY WHAT THE BOY'S CLUB SAYS YOU ARE!!

Let's draw you a bath, it's called hygiene controlEpson salt, it cleans your buttholeTHOUGHT I WAS CLEAN, CAUSE I SHOWER DAILYPLEASE SAY THAT DEAD BUG WAS IN THE TUB BEFORE MEI HAVE A NASTY ASS, I THOUGHT IT WAS SO CLEANBUT THE BATHWATER HAS TURNED ORANGE BLUE GREENHOW IN THE HELL AM I STILL ALIVEI HAVE A NASTY ASS,... DON'T LET THE SHOWER FOOL YAEVERYDAY, SCRUBBED MY BALLS WITH A LOOFAHNOW THERE'S A DEAD BUG IN THE BATHTUBI HAVE A NASTY ASS

HE WANTS TO KISS HER ON THE MAIN STAGE WORLDWIDE LOVE FEST ON FULL DISPLAYBUT AFTER PLAYMATES AND CANINE PORN STARS YOU BET MELANIA SHE'LL PULL AWAY TRUMPS WANTS TO SHOW THAT HE'S A SWEETHEARTA SIBERIAN HOOKER, KIND OF MANBUT MEL'S JUST BUYIN' TIME, NO CONJUGAL VISITSSHE BE HITTIN THE BRICKS, SOON AS SHE CANOH NO ONE, CAN HOLD THEIR FAKE FREAKIN' LOVE TOGETHER INTACT THIS LONGKISS DON FOR MEHE'LL HIRE YOU TO GET LAIDKISS DON FOR MEJUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET PAID

NOW THAT YOUR OFF MOM'S BOOB BOYS, it's time to mentally prepare for all the other that'll be thrown at ya and THE BEST WAY of dealing with 'em! How's that? By knowing what not to do! Agnes McAlester give solid advice so write this shit down!!!!!

The delays are for a reason today forlks!

I'VE never seen so much dishonor gathered in one place. It's as unpatriotic and anti-American as it is two faced and blasphemous! "MASS DEPORTATIONS THEY SAY"

©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC Stan the Jokeman Show"Poser Vance VP"oh he changed his mind, wouldn't be the first timeIs he trust worthy, jd VANCE VPIt was just last week he ran Trump downNow come Tuesday, he works for that clownPOSer to the boneguess we should have knownis he trust worthy, POSER VANCE VPSAYS HE'LL DO HIS BEST, THAT HE'LL REALLY TRYBUT WHICH FOOT TO STAND ON, KEEPS US WONDERING WHYPOSER VANCE VPTwo faced maybe threeya'll can lie about out Ukrainehow you turned your back INSANEall for Russia's VladdyDon't listen to smart guysLet's fill the room with my liesand excuses for daddySelling out Red White and BlueTurn their backs on me and youCashing in!IGNORE YOUR friends and leave them thereTrumplicans they do not careyou bet they know, but live the lie of a ho

THE GOP will work overtime to place reason and shame on someone or something else for the fact that Americans are looking to kill them now!!!

Richard Simmons and I had a run in back in the 1900'sThen he diedWhat has been taking place in America for the world to see! TOO BAD TRUMP SUPPORTERS CANNOT SEE IT, because they refuse to.

TOM HAD A 10" PENISTHEN SECRET SERVICE BLEW HIS HEAD CLEAN OFFTHERE'S NO NEED TO TURN YOUR freakin' HEAD AND COFFALL THAT'S LEFT IS YOUR PENISIT'S THE QUIET ONES YOU GOT TO WATCHBUT THEY DIDN'T SHOOT HIM IN THE CROTCHUNWOUNDED PENISOH, TOM'S DOWN TO ONE HEADOH, TOM'S DOWN TO ONE HEADTOM HAD A 10" CONEYOR WAS THE ART CLASS RULER RUMOR JUST PHONEYDID ANY OF YA CHICKS RIDE HIS BALONEY PONYALL THAT'S LEFT IS THE PENIS