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On today's show, it's Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling, the head writer and joke teller of the classic era of the Howard Stern show. How did Jackie come across Howard's radar, the glorious run with the Stern show and of course, Jackie's controversial exit. Show Rundown: Pat McAfee vs. Keith Olbermann, Alaska Airlines twerking controversy, Lex Lugar is heading into the WWE Hall of Fame, Billy Joel cancels his tour, More Stern bashing with Steve Grillo, Jackie's early career, Rick Dees, Cold Gold, WNBC to WXRK, Stump the Jokeman, The Jackie Puppet, Jackie leaves the Stern show, Various Sirius appearances, Was Jackie part of the golden age of the Stern show? The John Larroquette Show and M Night's "Trap". For our next episode of Van Dammit it's the newest Jean Claude Van Damme franchise, Kill Em Alls. Kill Em All was released in 2017 while Kill Em All 2 was released in September of 2024. We will discuss the latest Jean Claude Van Damme movie franchise! Rip ‘Em!

This week we're learning about a fascinating character who we first encountered when we reviewed the Tower Gang podcast. Toad is an autistic man who loves dressing up for Halloween and has a serious addiction to sports gambling. He also ran for president and is a gifted musician. I have a feeling we're only scratching the surface on this one. TopLobsta from Nephilim Death Squad joins us for the first time since the live show in Tampa. After introducing us to his asexual friend Toad, we check in on Opie who had Jackie the Jokeman on his show. The two of them talk about the Dabbleverse and we find out how Jackie really feels. Scorch has a new venue for his show, a new sidekick, and what appears to be a serious drinking problem. Cardiff joins us as Cam from the Jacked Up Review Show is the subject of the most confusing interview you've ever heard. Stuttering John is striking Chad's channel for no reason. Ray DeVito interviews one of John's former coworkers from the Tonight Show. Finally, we play another round of to Poke a Dabbler, tease the next show, read a review with Annie, listen to your voicemails, and hear new songs from TheGreatSeaMoose and Myster Magenta.  TopLobsta's show - https://www.youtube.com/@NephilimDeathSquad Cardiff Electric - https://dabbleverse.tv/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Jackie talked about Al Pacino's new book. Jackie has Mark cracking up with great jokes and one-liners

For eighteen years (1983-2001) a fixture of radio & television's Howard Stern Show, comedian Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling was born and raised in East Norwich, a tiny hamlet on the glorious North Shore of Long Island, New York. He graduated in 1966 from Oyster Bay High School and earned a degree in Mechanical Engineering from Michigan State University in 1971. In March, 1979, he created a dirty joke line, “Use Your Finger! Dial (516) 922-WINE!,” which has been in uninterrupted operation since 1979 [516-922-9463].​The jokes worked. Jackie released three self-produced comedy lp's, 1979's “What Did You Expect?,” 1980's “Goin' Ape!,” and 1981's “Normal People Are People You Don't Know That Well” on his own label, OHR Records.​In 1982, after founding “Governor's Comedy Shop” in Levittown on Long Island and touring as a national headliner, on a suggestion from a Washington DC comedy club owner, he blindly sent his three LP's to Howard Stern upon Howard's arrival at WNBC-AM in New York City. Howard called him to make a guest appearance on his radio show. In 1986, Jackie became a full-time cast member and the head writer of Stern's show, and as they say, the rest is history. Remarkable radio as well as show business history.​Jackie left the Stern show in 2001 after fifteen-year run as head writer of the radio show, four television series, and three Pay-Per-Views. He's released six dirty joke CD's … “The Joke Man,” “Sgt. Pecker,” “Hot Dogs & Donuts,” Come Again?!,” F. jackie,” and “snart,” as well as three videos, five joke books and countless joke gadgets of all kinds, for children as well as adults.​In 2006 he released a CD of his original music entitled “Happy Endings,” that he co-produced with guitar legend Frank Vignola.From 2007-2014, Jackie wrote and performed his own radio show on SiriusXM Satellite Radio, “Jackie's Joke Hunt,” and he wrote the joke page for Penthouse magazine for 17 years.Jackie is featured in the red-hot comedy documentary, “The Aristocrats,” over a dozen other independent films and has appeared on many television shows.​He still works all around the country performing his solo act of rapid-fire filthy jokes and the classic finale, “Stump The Joke Man.” and guests on many of the top national radio shows and podcasts.For shows click on the link!https://www.jokeland.com

STRONGLY DEDICATED to the wimps of Oklahoma who stood idly by and allowed OLDER WEALTHIER MEN to brow beat 'em down and allow 'em to rape their wives too!YOU COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU STAND UP?!

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Check out the video on: https://rumble.com/v5bgj1p-don-elon-song-aka-donnie-long-wlyrics-below.htmlHI GUYS, JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS ONE LAST PARODY OUT BEFORE HEADING OVER THE HORIZON! I was working on it yesterday before I just gave up! Thanks for the hits today! I have little doubt it's the politicians and folks who send me the threats and shit! Laugh it up fuckers!I'm not gone.....eventually people will dig this shit, then it'll be your ass.HAHAHA, ANYWAY, CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ON Rumble and thanks if ever dug itMUSK AND TESLA, BUILT AN ARMORED CARMOUNTED MACHINE GUNS KILL ALLIES AFARIT WAS A GIFT TO PUTIN HIS DEAR COMRADE FRIENDHE CAN USE TO COMBAT THE BRADLEY AND UKRANIANSHEY DON, SELLING A NAZI LIKE SHIRT MARJORIE MEIN KAMPF BROWN SHIRTS DON'T CARE WHO THEY HURTGUTLESS GOP THEY LOOK THE OTHER DAMNED WAYYET CRY FOR THEMSELVES EVERY SINGLE DAYHELL WE ALL KNOW DON DON'T GIVE A DAMN, HE'S JUST MAGA GLAMSTILL USING THE TALKING POINTS THAT HIS HANDLERS CAN'T BACK STILL THEY KEEP FORCING ON YOU A SHORT STORY HALF TRUE DID YOU KNOW YOU COME OFF AS A LYING MEAT HEADED SHIT SACK!!!!don don don don.....elon elonHey whiny boyS, don't you damned dare poutNOW IT'S YOUR RIGHTS, THAT ARE IN SERIOUS DOUBTBILLY BAD ASS, DID YOU HEAR HARRIS IS IN TOWNHEY WHERE YA RUNNIN', ARE GONNA BACK DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DONWDON DON SHORT STROKING ELON, IT'S HOW THEY GET ALONG, I THINK THEY'RE GAYDON DON VLADDY PUTIN ELON.....YOUR CIRCLE JERKS WRONG....NIET NIET NIETDON DON DON DON'S ain't no KING KONG HE'S AN ORANGE DING DONG HEY HEY HEY....DON DON GONNA RUN TO HONG KONG JUST TO PROLONG, HIS PRISON STAYDON DON DON AND ELON.....WE'RE SINGING THIS SONG, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR WAY

When folks don't give a fuck...............shut up

According to the WHO Monkey Pox is back and shall be just something else Trump supporters catch for NOT protecting themselves or family!

Epstein's Plane plane you say That Plane, Trump Got a good dealThe ghost of Jeffrey sold it Don for less than 17 milGuess the deal was great, Trump flies state to statename the plane jailbait, or CHUCKIE CHEESE thrills.. HEY WHIPE THAT PLANE DOWN BEFORE YOU GET ONBOARDSEVEN DUST THE CARPET, AND CHAIRS - IT'S WHERE DON TRUMP ONCE WHOREDCovid Crabs on the prowl - At trump rallies they howlIT'S SO DAMNED REAL......OOOOOOOOEPSTEIN'S PLANE!!!!!!!

If you ever spoke out against Trump and it got back to him, you better be afraid! ACCORDING TO THE MOST RECENT ALLEGATIONS, they've been collecting all of our information!"Trump's Sweet Ass o' Mine - Stan the Jokeman original: Elon is rotten in Trump he SeeSomeone equally spoiled and brattywhere it's never your fault and you're given your fit throwin' waySpy on folks n crap your pantsn brow beat goofs like jd vanceMusk-a-Trump hump and dump, comes off kinda catty gay?Elooonn loves Don's Sweet Ass so fineit's a complicated friendshipBUTTHOLES intertwinedIt's in Don's Eyes, an Elon SurpriseInterviews and moneyGrab Trump a Towel to wipe his faceHe looks a little sweatyTrump has plans for full revengePlenty of rights will be stripped awayHe'll pardon himself, then put on some MuskIt'll be a tubesteak buffet!whoa Elon Loves Don's sweet assit's a reach around fiestano thank you I'll pass

Don Trump Stay or Don Trump goABC they have the floKamala's waiting don't ya knowTrump's excuses start to flowNO MORE BS TO BESTOWDON TRUMP STAY OR Don TRUMP GOOLD DON TRUMP HE'S LOSING ITJD'S 2 FACED AND UNFITTHE MORONS MAKE THE PERFECT COUPLESHITTY BRITCHES AND BARNEY RUBBLEKAMALA'S WAITING DON'T YA KNOWDON TRUMP STAY OR DON TRUMP GOTRUMP AGREED ON ABC NOW.......SAID HE'D DEBATE ON ABC NOWSAID HE'D FACE 'EM ANY DAYNOW CHICKEN SHIT JUST RUN AWAYKAMALA'S WAITING DON'T YA KNOW.....DON TRUMP STAY OR DON TRUMP GO

Let's all Watch Don Back DownChicken Shit IS A gutless clownHe'll hide in the house when Kamala is in townShe's hear ta spank that clownGOP can't stand their groundas the world turns roundand we'll keep the wicked brats from dragging USA downAND take the woman who's brownWHILE pasty orange backs down!HEY........DONNIE.....prison's THE ONLY WAY OUTHEY....... DONNIE.....your the most famous inmate aroundYOU CAN HAVE HANNIBALS CELL DOWNTOWNwhen the right WENT FAR TOO RIGHTthrew a fit out of spiteIN A WORLD FULL OR HURT they cry and whine all aroundbut you STAND your groundWHILE TRUMP SO GOES DOWN!

I FUCKED UP AND DONALD TRUMP LET ME DOWNHE CLAIMED TO BE TOUGH.......BUT IS THE BIGGEST WHOOSE IN TOWNSO I KNOW....STUPID ASS, JUST HOW YOU FEELYOU GOT SUCKERED INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, AND CHEAP ART OF HIS DEALCAN'T YOU SEE HIM LYIN' THEREWITH HIS BROOD MARE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENETHE KREMLIN IS THEIR SCENEANTI-AMERICAN DREAMBETTER GO AHEAD AND JUMPOFF THE SHIP CALLED TRUMPIF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D JUMPAND SAY KISS MY ASS TRUMPOH SO, THEY HATE JEWS AND MOST BACKS AND ANY DARK SKINIT'S NOT O KKK DAMN IT DUMB ASS! SMALL MINDS NEVER WIN!CAN'T YOU SEE HIM standing THERE WITH TELEPROMPTER HOLE IN HIS EARTHE DETAILS SO UNCLEARSHOULD MAKE LYING A CAREER

I F**KED UP AND DONALD TRUMP LET ME DOWNHE CLAIMED TO BE TOUGH.......BUT IS THE BIGGEST P*SS IN TOWNSO I KNOW....STUPID ASS, JUST HOW YOU FEELYOU GOT SUCKERED INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, AND CHEAP ART OF HIS DEALCAN'T YOU SEE HIM LYIN' THEREWITH HIS BROOD MARE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENETHE KREMLIN IS THEIR SCENEANTI-AMERICAN DREAMBETTER GO AHEAD AND JUMPOFF THE SHIP CALLED TRUMPIF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D JUMPAND SAY KISS MY ASS TRUMPOH SO, THEY HATE JEWS AND MOST BACKS AND ANY DARK SKINIT'S NOT O KKK DAMN IT DUMB ASS! SMALL MINDS NEVER WIN!CAN'T YOU SEE HIM standing THERE WITH TELEPROMPTER HOLE IN HIS EARTHE DETAILS SO UNCLEARSHOULD MAKE LYING A CAREER

HE WANTS TO KISS HER ON THE MAIN STAGE WORLDWIDE LOVE FEST ON FULL DISPLAYBUT AFTER PLAYMATES AND CANINE PORN STARS YOU BET MELANIA SHE'LL PULL AWAY TRUMPS WANTS TO SHOW THAT HE'S A SWEETHEARTA SIBERIAN HOOKER, KIND OF MANBUT MEL'S JUST BUYIN' TIME, NO CONJUGAL VISITSSHE BE HITTIN THE BRICKS, SOON AS SHE CANOH NO ONE, CAN HOLD THEIR FAKE FREAKIN' LOVE TOGETHER INTACT THIS LONGKISS DON FOR MEHE'LL HIRE YOU TO GET LAIDKISS DON FOR MEJUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET PAID

©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC Stan the Jokeman Show"Poser Vance VP"oh he changed his mind, wouldn't be the first timeIs he trust worthy, jd VANCE VPIt was just last week he ran Trump downNow come Tuesday, he works for that clownPOSer to the boneguess we should have knownis he trust worthy, POSER VANCE VPSAYS HE'LL DO HIS BEST, THAT HE'LL REALLY TRYBUT WHICH FOOT TO STAND ON, KEEPS US WONDERING WHYPOSER VANCE VPTwo faced maybe threeya'll can lie about out Ukrainehow you turned your back INSANEall for Russia's VladdyDon't listen to smart guysLet's fill the room with my liesand excuses for daddySelling out Red White and BlueTurn their backs on me and youCashing in!IGNORE YOUR friends and leave them thereTrumplicans they do not careyou bet they know, but live the lie of a ho

TOM HAD A 10" PENISTHEN SECRET SERVICE BLEW HIS HEAD CLEAN OFFTHERE'S NO NEED TO TURN YOUR freakin' HEAD AND COFFALL THAT'S LEFT IS YOUR PENISIT'S THE QUIET ONES YOU GOT TO WATCHBUT THEY DIDN'T SHOOT HIM IN THE CROTCHUNWOUNDED PENISOH, TOM'S DOWN TO ONE HEADOH, TOM'S DOWN TO ONE HEADTOM HAD A 10" CONEYOR WAS THE ART CLASS RULER RUMOR JUST PHONEYDID ANY OF YA CHICKS RIDE HIS BALONEY PONYALL THAT'S LEFT IS THE PENIS

This morning I woke up highly upset with what seems to be happening with society here! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON? I have an idea or twoIf you use a dating website, Tik Tok 'er Johnny America shares a BEWARE and so does good old Stan the Jokeman! Great advice for the young and old!!!!!!

Brand new feature called "Don't Haf ta', Haf ta', where 'hard heads' could've walked but chose to go the hard way!Widow of Alexei Navalny Arrested! I KNOW WHY! They're all alikeKamala Harris is the TRUE threat to the Republican party and all other pussy UN-men!HAVE FUN IN PRISON Oklahoma Senator MarkWayne Mullin

Bedminster's dry as a bone.....No liquor license in this felonist zonenot a drop on the shelf, now i'm shakin' myselfDonald Trump's a Shitty Caponeif you're talkin' about the syphillis oneyea his crazy ass has come undoneDon's out of alcoholcause Roseanne drank it allor he broke the federal law!!!!The Colt is dry as a bone Trump's a shitty caponehe broke federal lawSneak out back and have a drinkwhatever you do don't fuckin' thinkGuess i shoulda flat out knownTrump's a shitty caponelet's all blame Melania oh oh oh ohRemember is not Don's faultwe got the lime and the saltbut it's all melania

tRUMP most hated piece of shit you ever knew!From Trump Tower in Saudi Arabia he's lookin' down on me and you.....Cult Trumpers mindlessly give their souls awayTurn on their family, common sense and yea the good old USADon is the dirty diabolusDon is the dirty diabolusDon is the dirtiest piece of shit you ever knew!!!It was so horrific before, why won't you go awaybut the mindless fools drop to their knees and do whatever you say.....

TIPS FOR possibly SCREWING UP YOUR FIRST BBQ PIT AND BRISKET! I'm here to help or hurt! you decide!Firecracker plans and past PTSD scars from Ochelata Ok wars!BLACK CAT firecrackers! Best in the world! THANK YOU HENRYETTA HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS!Lining up the weekend at an area casino!!!!! WHAT KIND OF OFFERS are available to gambling adicts!

a Supreme decision I happen to agree withBannon going to prisonScrewing OkraDear Stan letters

"Rig It" ©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC Stan the Jokeman Show tickturd@yahoo.comSMACK TRUMP'S WIGWE GAVE THE DON A GIGDEMOCRACY ASSAULTSAID IT WASN'T HIS FAULTDON'S PROBLEMS COME ALONG, CAUSE THEY RIGGED ITHE'LL SING A PRISON SONG, CAUSE THEY RIGGED ITALL HIS LIES HAVE GONE WRONG, CAUSE THEY RIGGED ITNOW RIG IT UP, IN HIS FACEPROOF PILED UP, IN COURT CASEWE'RE GOING FORWARD, WITHOUT FAILDONNIE TRUMP, HIS ASS IT SMELLWELL SOMEONE SHIT RIGGED IT STINKY GOODWHEN BAD TIMES COME AROUND, it's CAUSE THEY RIGGED ITEVEN IF IT'S THE ORANGE CLOWNYOU BET THEY WHO RIGGED ITit's all going down, cause they rigged it

Barr's Brood Mare Bitches with today's guest Marjorie Taylor GreeneA message of hard truth to Trump supporters! ONE THEY CANNOT GET AWAY FROM PERIOD!Steven Seagal has a mule piss energy drink!Donald Trump visits another Black Church filled with Albino African Americans?A real 'black' church and how they feel about Soul Brother Don!MORE MAGA EXCUSES with audio from DEMOTED Ronny JacksonDear Stan Letters!

Donnie's whining like a coward, speaking with a stammerhe's a fit throwin' brat being taken to the slammerHere comes the Glamour Shot! He's got the lookPrison he is bound with a convict number, his pink ass they'll pound like a snake from a plumberHere comes the glamour shot, he's got the look

"Bloody Baldwin" ©2024 Jokeman Productions Stan the Jokeman Show tickturd@yahoo.comWELL YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOOD AT HANDLING WEAPONSSO I GAVE UP AND THREW CAUTION TO THE WINDNO, NO NEED TO CHECK THOSE CHAMBERS FOR LIVE ROUNDS......STAND IDLY BY WHILE I BLOW AWAY A FRIENDBUT IF HAPPEN TO SEE BLOODY BALDWINKICK HIM SQUARE IN THE NUTS FOR MEAND TELL ALEC I GOT SHOT IN ONE OF HIS MOVIESWELL I HOPE YOU DON'T GET KILLEDTRYIN' TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUEBUT IF BLOODY BALDWIN WASTES YAHIS RED OCTOBER ASS'LL BE SUED

"Bringin' Shit Faced Back" ©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC, Stan the Jokeman ShowPO BOX 699 Henryetta OK 74437I'm bringin' shit faced backMy fucked up driving 's all out of whackinebriated is how i act,but bet your ass I'm bringin' shit faced backTake it to the clinkI can't escapestumbling around like a drunken apePolice can see that I'm in no freakin' shapeIt's not the norm, jail, I'm on my wayPut him in cuffsCome here drunk, you bet I'm goin'the test you flunk, my drunk is showin'your cell awaits, my chest is bowin'lock them gates, my records growinLots of beers, they were flowin'no car fears, You bet they're towin'Where's Britney Spears, somewhere blowin'Waitt'll she hears, love ongoin'Where's your sexy ho, to hell if I knowin'where's your sexy ho, to hell if I knowin'where's your sexy ho, erection growin',,,,,,,where's your sexy ho, elsewhere glowin'

Same shit different day folksA personal MESSAGE from Stan the Jokeman To Gen Sleepers!

Marjorie went down to GeorgiaLookin' for minds to stealnot too kind, no manners to find, makin' two faced deals she come up on PREZ BidenLeading America HotJumped on a transgenders head and said Joe let me tell ya whatNow if you haven't heard, I took myself an oath here tooBut if you dare, to do things fairI'll completely dishonor youNow, you lead pretty good country Joebut give the ho her dueLike I Said so Bold, YOU'RE much TOO OLDand I'll push for another coupBiden said, HEY I AM THE PRESIDENTunlike republican menI'll take that bet, you're gonna regretAmerica goes all in!Biden Rose up to the job, no matter how freakin' hardWhile Donald Trump's own lawyers can't keep from being disbarredMTG showed up, with more lies and a heart so coldand if she wins To Russia Ukraine will get sold(on prior note) NOW MARJORIE opened up THAT mouth, and her lies began to flowuntruth about the country, and the kids who had to go! talking points flew wildly, shame was all amisssThen Red Tie Brigade ALL joined in and it sounded something like thisBiden stood up and said, you're pretty nuts Ms. Greenebut you can sit right here, by an American queer, cause you're flat out wicked meanCrappin on America, Don boy runKeep Throwing your fit and claiming you wonchicken shit republicans kicking out moWHY DON'T YOU MUZZLE THAT BROOD MARE HOMarj bowed her head she knew that she'd been beat, picked her shame up off the ground, down by donald's feet Joe said come on back MARJ if you ever wanna try againDone told ya once, ya hateful bitch, America's already GREAT again!

Proving once again they can't back up a damned thing, THE GOP REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS OVERPLAYED THEIR HAND AND ARE NOW RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE THE WIMPS THEY ARE!

The radicalized extremists just make it too easy to crank these songs out, ESPECIALLY THAT MORE CHARGES BEGIN TO PILE UP REGARDING THE REPUBLICAN BROWN SHIRT OPERATIVES WHO ATTEMPTED TO OVERTHROW THIS DEMOCRACY ON BEHALF OF TRUMP! It's over you fuckin' pussies! You're not as bill bad as as YOU THINK you are! YOU'RE SURE AS FUCK NOT AS SMART AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET YOUR LITTLE BOY BALLS CLIPPED!!!!!!!The GOP's gone out of it's mindRunning scared tryiing to save their behindThey're going down.....YES YES YES YES YES....Your a doucheWe hear the lies you all crowNo get your ass off the flooryou're going downSold out Ukraine Leaving them no defenseheld up that aid for all your communist friendsyou're going down.......YES...YES. YES YES YES.....youuuuuuuI'LL SAY IT ONCE MOREMarjorie Taylor's a whore.....you're going downyou're goind down.........you doucheyou're going down...........you douche...............you're going DOOOOOwwwnnnnnnnnnYou like to say you're not a spoiled ingrateBefore you attacked America you hate.......you're going down.......

WE WIN, WE WILL, WE'RE WHITEOh look at me out on the streetin front of dad's courtroomGive me a mic and a tv feedI'll be screaming gloom and doomDad's ready about ready to cryFate he's about to meet Broke the law now he goes bye byethis ain't anyway to treat heeeyyyyyyyyWE WIN, WE WILL, WE'RE WHITEand another one's gone, another one gonethey shoulda won cause they were whiteBUT HEY, they can get you too, if you're two faced honkey white!!!!!!

THAT AIN'T A VERDICT FOR THE BROKEN HEARTEDTHE JURY FOREMAN READ, SLEEPING DON JUST FARTEDNOW HE'S GONNA BE JUST A FACE IN THE YARDUSED TO BE PREZ, BUT NOW AN IMPRISONED RETARDTRUMP'LL DO TIME WHERE THE HELL EVERDON SHOULDA KNOWN NEVER SAY NEVERI'LL BET IF TRUMP RUNS, TO RUSSIA HE FLIES Don's New life isTHE DAWN OF A NEW DAYPUT HIS CRIMINAL ASS ON FULL PUBLIC DISPLAYCOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A CRAPPIER GUYDon's new life

Looking back at a dearly departed relative who LOVED jewelry and art! Mel Trump come out with a new cock ringPixies - Friday - Charleston SCTHE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Mexican raised beef vs. American raised beef: My opinion onlyAmerican citizens continue to be attacked by the Republican party!

PGA has been officially 'BORED' the hell up again! Well, I have some suggestions if they care to spice it up some!ICC is seeking arrest warrants on Israeli and Hamas leaders! Justifiably 100%Justice Alito proves himself to be a TRULY ANTI-AMERICAN SPOILED DISHONORABLE PRINCETON PUSSY! Well, the American People Just might have to remove his arrogant ass!POINTELSS TRUMP SPEECHES over the weekend (actual audio thanks to Brian Tyler Cohen)YOUNG GUNS III starring NOT Emilio Estevez?! Hmmmmmmmm Kiefer and Lou Diamond might be back!Commencement and Valedictorian speech advice THAT IS QUITE WORTHWHILE!

seems like yesterday, you used to be my ho'you'd block my kicks and the fists I throwThis is who i am, yea you didn't knowI'm a pile of shit with a ton of doughpeople aren't always what they seem to beSome are still boys, yea that includes meYour black eyes gone, BUT I'M STILL MEANIF YOU TRY to leave, I'll be a nightmare dreamI'll punch and kick out in the hallThen use my attorneys when you cry and callpolicemen in to save your assI'm a gutless turd, lookin' to buy a pass!The P in Diddy, yea it stands for prickHow I treat women might make you sickLike Donald Trump, to me their shitwhen I don't get my way, damn right I hitp diddy poundcakeshit colored snowflakeDating him a mistakeCassie's face he breaklittle boy ingratedrag her back like a rakePuss Did's a fakeFight a man cupcakep diddy poudcakefight a man cupcakeCassie's face he breakDating him was a mistakeFight a man cupcakemore than just a mistakesissy boy is fake

IT'S SPEAKER MIKE TRUMPDISHONOR MORE, MORE MOREKEEP LOWERING HIMSELFA CAJUN CROCK SUCKIN' WHORESPEAKER MIKE TRUMPTHE SHAME GROWS MORE MORE MORETURNING ON DEAR OLD AMERICA MORE MOREA TRUMP SURROGATE WHORETHIS MORN A LITTLE MIKEY FLEW STRAIGHT TO NEW YORKTHIS MORN A LITTLE MIKEY STOOD BEHIND DADDY LIKE A DORKTHIS MORNING THE SPEAKER TURNED ON THE LAWTHIS MORNING SPEAKER TRUMP THINKS HE SITS ABOVE ALL BECAUSE

HELLO FOLKS! Here's some good old fashioned obnoxious all over the place bantering! MAINLY ABOUT HOW STUPID FOLKS ARE FOR FOLLOWING TRUMP with (actual Wildwood NJ Trump Speech and Fox News)Hard to believe this is what represents my former party!!!!!!!!

Bannon can't escapehe's trophy butt rapeSteve's says save Trump and have at my fat assHe must be insanethey'll pull a Trump TrainSteve Bannon's going to get SOOODOMIZEDand once it startsprison line will growand Bannon will be wheezing..... LIKE a two bit Trump howill it ever end, ask the parole board depends!

Stan the Jokeman has a great bedtime story for his old aquaintance!

Don Trump's time has comeKeep him out of the White House and Federal PrisonDonnie don't fear the real jobthere's so much more that you can doHow bout a walmart checkerYou rang that up twice Don Trump Or maybe a waiter I Ordered wheat toast Don TrumpOr an Uber driver-----step on it Don TrumpYou can Work as a bell hopTake my bags Don TrumpOr perhaps a valetcupholder change theft Don Trumpor massage therapistHappy Ending Don TrumpMcDonalds Drive thrueMy fries are cold Don Trumpor a golf course caddyi take the 47th iron Donald Trump

My mama told me, back when I had bone spursFake THAT Limp from Vietnam and the world is yoursHere IS YOUR SHARPIE LITTLE DON, now do what I sayCross out stuff like Dorian's path 'n Corona virus, and they'll just go awayTake the truth son, and wipe your fat assLet ya lawyers handle the lawsuits that sometimes come in massBuy a Russian woman, to keep around while you goveJust like Ivanna, when you're done, they're easy to get her rid ofand be a victim kind of a manMake all your mistakes, someone else's fault, whenever the hell you canand be a bitchy whiny kind of a manno not responsible for a damned thingNot even Afghanistan

Republican aids are CONSTANTLY stealing my ideas! THAT'S HOW DESPERATE THEY ARE!

The Ethics Investigation is ON again and MATTY is going to have to answer for that kid he might have humped! She's got the texts to prove it! I'm sure some are dirty! That's What Gaetz does! Just ask the Republican members of the House who have to work around his sick, spoiled MAGA Republican pedophile ass!OH NO NO....MATT GAETZ IS A DIRTY PERV---LIKE EPSTEIN AND THE SUBWAY GUY----LET'S HOPE HE GAETZ WHAT HE DESERVE HUSH HUSH NOW, GOTTA COVER UP THE CRIME SOMEHOW, SEXTING GIRLS AGED BETWEEN WHATEVER WAS AVAILABLE AND SEVENTEEN! MATT HAS NO SHAME, EXCUSES FLYING----WHEN MAGA SPEAKS THAT MEANS THAT THEY'RE LYING!TEXT MESSAGES TIE HIM TO THE GIRL HE CRAVED----WAS THAT MONSTER FULL BUSH, OR WAS FRANKEGAETZ CLEAN SHAVED?GAETZ BOUGHT A KID WITH REPUBLICAN MONEYUPENDED THE HOUSE TO HIDE HIS JAILBAIT LOVENOW THE LAW IS CALLING ONCE AGAINHE CAN'T ESCAPEHE DOES NOT UNDERSTANDHIS CRIME DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED!AND THAT'S WHY OH WHYHE'LL FINALLY GET SOMEGAETZ BUTT WILL BE NUMB OKAY......YOU'LL FEEL A MASSIVE BUTT STICK----THERE'LL BE A LOT OF AHHH----SAY HELLO TO THUNDERDICKCAN YOU STAND UP? STAND UP----WALKING BOW LEGGED WORKING GOOD!----THAT'LL KEEP YOU GOING WITH THE FLOWFRANKENGAETZ IS THE NEW PRISON HO'!MATT'S BRUISED PINK ASS WILL IT BE BLEEDING----DIALATED CYCLOPS RECEDING EYE----INMATES WILL KEEP SHOWING UP IN WAVESFORGET CHECKERS IT'S MATT ASS EVERYONE OUT THERE CRAVESWHEN I WAS ON PAROLE I CAUGHT A FLEETING GLIMPSE---OF GAETZ CONTINUING TO DENY----BUT THEN THE GIRL'S TEXT MESSAGES WERE FOUND, MATT SOON WILL BE PRISON BOUND, CAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!AND THAT'S WHY....OH WHY MATT 'LL FINALLY GET SOME, HIS ASS WILL BE NUMB

Oh it sure would be nice, if we still had Scalia RuthWho ruled by way of truth........cause they had back boneThey would have thought twice, before they threw YOUR rights awayPregnant, Bi, Straight or gay, they left Americans aloneWell these new decisions set us back 50 years nowYour freedoms being CAREFULLY STRIPPED AWAYIf you're looking for honor in that MOCK of a court nowWell please let me have the floor so I can be the first to say,We got to abort abort the court, year we got to abort abort the courtBret Kavannaugh, you lyin' little piece of sh*t! Tried to rape and got away with it!No wonder Trump love you!Amy commie Barrett, betrayed women everywhere! She's nothing more than the boy's brood mare!He says, YOU DO!and KNEEL Gorsuch loves jerking his corporate friends offSam Alito is two faced all the wayand Clarence Thomas is nothing more than Jenny's BITCH nowSo please let me have the floor so I can be the first to sayOh we got to abort abort the court!

Mr. Trump Claims his shoes are being sold on e-bay for nearly 1/2 mil. Sure Don! The question is, are your bullshit shoes selling and will it be enough for you to flee the country for Russia!Trump keeps on feedin' America a b.s. storyHe's someone else's fault, they must confessTrump keeps on branding swag, like a two bit whoreyPull his bobble head out his butt and ReAssess!These Gold Sneakers aren't made for walkin'Cause Trump is Gonna RunBut be damned if it's for the White HousePutin's waiting at the KremlinYou keep lyin', when you ought to be better lyin'You keep losin' Because ya thought we'd all forgetThe rape lies Saudi Spies and commiesand the 7 trillion by yourself added to the debtHis Gold Sneakers aren't made for walkin'Cause Donald Trump 's Gonna RunBut be damned if it's for the White HousePutin's waiting at the Kremlin

The juice is running on Don's 464Trump is beggin', can't spread his butt cheeks anymoreLies and he cries double dealin' on the HOUSE FLOORNo banks will take his calls Because Donald Trump is PoorMan did he play my ass........Mind fucked me world classwell i say HELL NO.....rollin outta MAGA townWHERE GREENE - - EXCUSES ARE BORN to whore aroundand I said HELL NO......rockin' out of MAGA townSay goodbye to thAT Donald McRonald type orange Clown Rollin out maga town

IT DON'T MATTER HIS IDOL 'S A RAPISTBOASTING ABOUT HIS FELONYHE'LL FLY THE TRUMP FLAG MAGA HIGH NOWin front of HIS WIFE SHAMELESSLYGot his eyes kinda closed nowWEnt real low to be so up tightHe wants me to believes he got the know howTo make his shitty wrongs alright, NOT RIGHTYEA, THAT MAN IS A Maga pad.......Just call him by his nameSuper Size Kotex Maga Padfor the perfect puss just the sameHE'S A KOTEX MAGA PADgetting banged on the Trump TrainSoakin up Don's menstrual PAIN