Woody & Wilcox

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Food warning from National Weather Service; Fun With Golf Audio; Car recalled because you may get trapped inside; Breaking a car window with the headrest; BMW producing cars with automatic turn signals; Chelsea's new home problems; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is moving to a new house; Fun with baseball audio; Woody's new microwave has a child lock on it; Woman sues employer for Chucky doll prank; Room color can change how much money you get for your house; Guidelines on alcohol consumption have been dismissed; Brian Wilson's death causes increase in his record sales; Rounding up for charity; Wilcox discusses his job at AAA; New season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia; Diddy “lapped up” honey to increase his libido and trial postponement; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Netflix is looking to reboot Land of the Lost; Razor blade throat; Kelsey Grammer is having his 8th kid at age 70; Woody Game Wednesday; Wilcox attended his son's high school graduation; Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox announce their child's name; Chelsea is laughing more; Rent a pool for Junetenth; Calm-cations; Woody Nelson no longer smokes weed; And more!

You Probably Know Them All; Who Is This Other Famous Paul?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The trailer for the new Naked Gun movie was released; Principal writes a personal note to each student in the graduating class; Dryer sheets in mailboxes; Mouth taping; One-clap rule at kindergarten graduation; Graduations and dog weddings; Science has solved which way your toilet paper should hang; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea's husband shopped for bedding on Father's Day; Cool Beans Remix; Pentagon's pizza index; People are being warned not to wear smart watches in the mosh pit at concerts; Woody's kids burned the butter in the microwave; Chelsea's son confused the word Republican for mannequin; A juror was booted from the Diddy trial; TV Update: the Righteous Gemstones and Brett Favre documentary; Amusement park advises people to keep their mouths closed on the roller coasters because of cicadas; Chain restaurants with the happiest workers; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea may be getting a dog; Fun With Golf Audio; Listener has a coach story to rival Woody's; One person survives the Air India crash; Friday the 13th; Man arrested for urinating on Spam and Vienna sausages at a Sam's Club; Teaser released for Spaceballs 2; Harmless conspiracy theories; Man meat and sewing machines; People with smart watches are willing to share data with doctors; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Secrets of the Bunny Ranch premieres on A&E; Woody's experiences at the Bunny Ranch; Happy Gilmore 2 and the OceanGate documentary; Chelsea's Father's Day plans; The Presidential Fitness Test may be coming back; Things we used to do in school; Woody's wrestling coach was put in prison; Twix ad banned for encouraging unsafe driving; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Big Mike's gift for Chelsea's son; Oceangate documentary and Meet the Parents 4; Kindergarten/middle school graduations; Anniversary: Woody goes into a home thinking that there is an open house; Woody Game Wednesday; Best cities to have a staycation; Hulk Hogan may buy Hooters; Waterless water park to open in Cincinnati; Fill My Hole program in Pennsylvania city; Kentucky man releases raccoon into a restaurant; And more!

Joe Montana, Ain't He Great; Who's This Other Celebrity Whose Name Is a Country, City, or State?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cool Beans is back from her cruise and we celebrate two of her anniversaries; More about grandma showers; Trainwreck documentary series on Netflix; Update on Chelsea's son and a lost package at the post office; Father's Day spending; Chat GPT explains the Woody and Wilcox Show; The celebratory lawn signs can be putting your kids at risk; National Iced Tea Day; Fine water competitions; And more!

We can't believe that Woody even made it into the show today since the Tony's were on TV last night. The weird thing you had as a pet takes on new life with a woman and her puppet bat! Chelsea was carded at the store for purchasing an item that I think most of us have never been carded for. It seems random the various things that people will ask to see your ID for when buying them at the store...same goes for the things they keep behind lock and key. When things go wrong at the Self Check out, things can go VERY WRONG, including a guy who called 911. Grandma Showers...do you know what they are because they are becoming more and more of a thing. Ed the Zebra has been captured after being on the loose for a while in Tennessee, but his capture wasn't as calm as the video of him riding in that net. We do have a DIDDY UPDATE! The TSA is going to start a new TOUCHLESS way to pat you down, and Woody has his doubts about how this is going to happen. We've heard a ton of things about Ozempic and the similar drugs doing bad things to your body, but there is some good news if you're a guy! (maybe) There's been an egg recall and this isn't going to end well. What did we learn today?

We get a fantastic letter and some gifts for Chelsea's son, River, who continues to get better after the car accident. Fun With Golf audio will put a smile on your face, and there's a bunch of bird noise talk. There is something new that might be delivering your pacakages...ROBOTS? If you take one of those "weight loss" drugs there is a new side effect you might need to worry about. Selling things door-to-door is a rite of passage for school kids, and we all hated it, except this one kid who set a state record. Woody and his wake up routine are his only "super power". Are your pets too much work? Have you tried this new low maintenance pet that is sweeping China? What DID we learn today?

Soooo the podcast is a little late today thanks to Woody forgetting that Cool Beans couldn't do it from the airplane! The good news is the River (Chelsea's kid) is doing better and people are sending in cool stuff. Then we talk about the SNACK WRAP wars that are starting up. There's a throw back that is happening that brings up some sore memories for Woody. You ever have the KNOCK OFF brands of things come back to haunt you? They are for Woody today (and a bunch of other people). The Amish are helping us live with less allergies. Some TV talk about a cool new documentary soon to hit our TVs. And what did we learn today? (Yes I know the segment about gambling got messed up....its a computer thing, and NOT WOODY's FAULT)

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea receives a Roomba from a listener; Banned baby names; Wilcox goes to college orientation with his son; Common knowledge things kids should know; Woody Game Wednesday; People are concerned about their sleep because of their smart watches; And more!

Do Me a Favor, Please; Tell Me Who's the Lover or Hater of the Cheese?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Man opens emergency exit during flight; Woody's friend and the nachos; Wilcox and the cable guy; An AFR at Woody's pool; Most common fears; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's open house mix up; Blind woman has an interesting ride share experience; Woman lives to 108 years old; Don't urinate on jelly fish stings; Wells Fargo fires mouse jigglers; Woman divorces husband over tightening jars; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; Woody unfortunate looking and not intellligent; 2017-the golden age of Woody and Wilcox; Woody and Wilcox's kids are door dashing; Soap made from the bathwater of Sydney Sweeney; The finals of the national spelling bee; The top ten words Americans struggle to spell and misspelled words by state; Chelsea's son is getting better and Chelsea has the stories to prove it; Beef stew recall; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea's back and has an update on her son; Hailey Bieber sold her company for $1 billion dollars; Musical acts that got arrested while on stage; John Mulaney's new show; Southern Lawyer guy vs. Jimmy Dean guy; An aquarium is offering an adult sleepover experience; Woman catches her husband cheating with the help of an electric toothbrush; Frank stops at Publix before heading to the hospital after his car crash; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Chelsea's son; Wilcox's counter problem; Meeting Tom Cruise podcast; Southwest Airlines starts charging for luggage today; Flight delayed because of pigeons on the airplane; Woody's dinnertime conversation; Woody Game Wednesday; National Hamburger Day deals; Metallica “saves” family from a grisly death; And more!

I Know You'll Try Hard and Do Your Best; Tell Me, Who Is This Famous Knight or West?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Chelsea's son; Going in to work on a holiday; Diddy puts applesauce on his burgers; French president's wife punches him in the head; Another side effect of Ozempic; Man gets stuck under train arm rest; Foo Fighters had to ask the Indonesian government for permission to swear and smoke on stage; And more!

Cool Beans has the day off for family stuff so Woody is in charge of the podcast...if something is screwy...YOU KNOW WHO TO BLAME! (Cool Beans for taking vacation!!) Fun With Golf is for everyone, even people who don't like golf! We get an update from Sheena who was on the show yesterday, and the news about her and her mom will blow your mind! Ever catch a foul ball at a baseball game? Did it make you want to file a lawsuit? We bring it up because a Colorado Rockies fan is doing just that after getting hit by a foul ball. This one will make you proud to be an American! A woman is now free from a hotel after getting stuck on the 4th floor for 42 DAYS. Duff from Guns N' Roses shared a secret about his water drinking that caused his pancreas to explode...you know anyone who DOESN'T drink water? Make sure they hear this. Scary situation as Chelsea gets a call from Frank because he and one of the kids has been in a car accident. Woody and Wilcox struggle to keep the show going with Chelsea being gone. What did we learn today?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: All six Wienermobiles will race in the Wienie 500; Bathroom chronicles; News anchor remains on air after water breaks; Relationship change over time; More irrational fears; Chelsea's thoughts on Bill Belichick's love life; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Diddy trial update: Obama-shaped pills; Woody's sperm problems; The correct way to shower; Woody Game Wednesday; Bill Belichick is reportedly engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend; Three-year-old kid has a fear of John Wilkes Booth; And more!

This Isn't Gonna Be an Aerobic Exercise; Who's This Famous Person Who Has a Problem With Their Eyes?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The Punisher will take the stand in the Diddy trial; Para-Olympian caught faking blindness; The Stanley Pup; Jeff Bezos' wedding; Four year study determines that working from home is a good thing; You can bet on the capture of the escaped convicts from Louisiana; 25% of all sunscreens are ineffective; Chelsea's 3rd grade group project; Uber introduces Route Share; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New adds for the Petrified National Forest use twerking and sexual innuendo; Co-pilot faints during flight leaving the airplane pilotless; One hundred and sixty two pages of texts from Diddy and his ex-girlfriend were released; Cool Beans Remix; Frank's dad travels with $5,000 cash in case of a flea market; Man trapped at the bottom of the stairs for 14 hours after a falling because of a cat; Bill Belichick's interview on Good Morning America; Hockey player's father dies before playoff game; Robotic finger will help with prostate exams; DoorDash driver gets lost at O'hare airport; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: David Lee Roth's pants; Fun With Golf Audio; Aurora Borealis vs. Northern Lights; Starbucks workers strike over uniforms; Chelsea's son knows about Diddy; Burger Bots robot restaurant; Chelsea's husband, Frank, and his dad are headed to the original Hooter's; Unreasonable party requests; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: AI pictures of the Woody and Wilcox Show; Netflix brings back Star Search and Max changes it's name back to HBO Max; Diddy trial update; Bat dog poops on the field during minor league baseball game; Iowa Supreme Court rules on case of dental hygienist fired because she was too attractive; Woody's 26-year-old pillow; Canada wants people to stop flushing stuff down the toilet; Dick's Sporting Goods is buying Footlocker; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Recap of day 2 of the Diddy trial; TV news: Tom Segura show, 9-1-1 Nashville, and Kim Kardashian's new scripted series; Wilcox doesn't use a debit card; An employee is suing Space X for tracking his bathroom breaks; Woody Game Wednesday; The Menendez brothers have been resentenced; AI job interviews; Using the bathroom at work; And more!

It Probably Didn't Give Them the Squirts; Who's This Famous Person That Gives Until It Hurts?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Amazon driver fired for using the bathroom during a delivery; TV networks announce new and returning shows; Joan Rivers tribute on NBC; Employees pull a prank in the drive-thru; The Diddy trial has started; You could get money for each Apple device you have; Paying your bills in person; Wilcox explains traveler's checks; Courtroom artists; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Rawdogging medicine; Mother's Day recap; Equipment issues leave flights grounded in Atlanta; A Pope baseball card; Cool Beans Remix; Figuring out what Wilcox is trying to say; Adam-the new male contraception; Expanded Igloo cooler recall; Chelsea's conversation about Bill Belichick's girlfriend with her male family members; Woody goes to the strip club with his father-in-law; Using hazard lights when it is raining; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: There is a new pope; Fun With Golf Audio; Listener offers Chelsea a Roomba; “Raw-dogging” on the national news; Bachelorette star has two uteruses; Rules of the conclave; Questions you should not ask on a first date; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Soviet spacecraft to fall to Earth on Saturday; Burglary statistics; Bravo announces Wife Swap: Real Housewives; Tom Brady had to talk to his kids about his celebrity roast; Woody is getting his wife a chimney sweep for Mother's Day; Tourist impaled on a fence at the Coliseum in Rome; Woman fakes pregnancy; The Weeknd's new movie; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Smokey Robinson allegations; Covering the selection of the new Pope; Burger King lawsuit will continue; Real ID is now mandatory; Woody Game Wednesday; Medical costs in the USA; Deals for teacher/nurse appreciation; New strain of norovirus; Prospective juror on the Diddy trial excused because he smoked weed everyday; And more!

If You Get the Answer Wrong, You Might Say Yikes; Who's This Famous Person Who Really Likes Bikes?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Skype is officially shut down and Woody will not be able to communicate with his father-in-law; Cinco de Mayo aftermath; Real ID goes into effect tomorrow; Referee arrested after gun goes off at youth sporting event; Mike Meyers and the Diddy trial; Pet owner statistics; Billie Eilish covers Radiohead's Creep; City in Florida is battling peacocks by giving them vasectomies; AI ordering at fast food restaurants; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Final episode of the Righteous Gemstones; Sugary Ray covers “Pony” by Ginuwine; Stage announcements at the Lovin' Life Music Festival in Charlotte, NC; Picking a new pope; Cool Beans Remix; Cucumber smell means a snake is ready to attack; The B plot in E. T that never made it in the film.; Ozempic mouth/foot afflictions; People are naming their Roombas; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; Woman poops on car in traffic; Mother's Day gifts; Starbucks has the first 3D printed store in the U.S.; New Tom Segura series on Netflix; Soviet probe is crashing to Earth; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Another Shan from Spokane production; Fan falls from the stands at Pittsburgh Pirates game; Weird interview questions; Chelsea's creepy date; Judging burgers at the airport; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox comes face to face with his bird nemesis; Jack in the Box will close 10% of there locations; Brawl on Carnival Cruise leads to 24 people being banned; Woody Game Wednesday; Woman eats a can of tuna during a Broadway show; Martin Short to host new version of the Match Game; HR executives use one question to filter out North Korean applicants; And more!

Gather Together, Girls and Boys; Who on the Show Made This Noise?