Woody & Wilcox, mornings on 1065 The End

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox's radio love; Payphones at the courthouse; Robot wins half marathon in China; Discovered hormone may treat obesity and liver disease; Chinese company receives patent for voice-activated in-car toilet; Garlic in the ear and other home remedies; The one thing you shouldn't do if you wake up in the middle of the night; Man had a metal chopstick stuck in his throat for eight years; Students suffer injuries when forced to do over 400 push-ups by their coach; 4-20 day deals; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; What to watch; Woman sues cruise line and wins; Documentary about comedian Ralphie May; Wilcox does not like ordering at kiosks in fast food restaurants; Chevron executive says drive less to save gas; Canceling subscriptions; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Ticketmaster/Live Nation lawsuit decided; Business in the same building as a porn company; Movie news: Focker In-Law; AI Val Kilmer, Spaceballs 2; Woody's neighbor has a girlfriend that he has never met; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Technical difficulties in the studio; Woody finally saw his doctor to discuss his body scan; New movie called Balls Up on Amazon Prime Video; Tax Day specials; Woody Game Wednesday; More weird job interviews; The number of hours you should work for a happy life; Study shows that small talk is enjoyable; And more!

These People Are All Somebody's Son or Daughter; Who's This Celebrity That Ended Up Underwater?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody goes to the doctor today; Beer as a vaccine; Hall of Fame inductees announced; Duolingo interviews drivers of the candidates for jobs to see how they were treated; Weird interviews; Doctor removes the wrong organ; Wilcox is going to the post office; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox almost went to work on Saturday; Rooster and the Mario Brothers movie; Update on Woody's gallbladder; Man finds $10,000 in a Chik-Fil-A bathroom; Woody has not seen It's a Wonderful Life; Family sneaks child into Disneyland; Average cost of taking care of a pet; Cities are using AI to answer 9-1-1 calls; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; Artemis 2 returns; Amazon will stop supporting Kindle made in 2012 and before; Chicago White Sox are giving away Pope hats; Movies out today-Faces of Death and Me, You, and Tuscany; One-eyed baby beaver; Woody rants about Castaway; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Michael J. Fox death hoax; Artemis 2 will drop into the ocean tomorrow; Artificial intelligence, what to believe, and how to use it; Marriage is linked to a lower chance of cancer maybe; Chelsea's son wants his girlfriend to live with them; Recycling your pet's fur; Drugs that will let adults regrow teeth; Things that people are not buying because of increased prices; Golfer booted from Augusta National because of phone; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Domino's delivery man stops at convenience store to get customer's Coke; Microsoft says Copilot is for entertainment purposes; McDonald's CEO denies that he is a secret vegetarian; Social media is full of mental health misinformation; Woody Game Wednesday; 10% of people say they've knowingly gave a partner an STD; Video of dog honking a car horn; Floating Nutella on the Artemis 2; New affliction called Floordrobe; Faces of Death and a new Kevin Hart comedy competition; And more!

Is This a Bird or Something from Urban Dictionary That's Absurd?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The difference between a therian and a furry; People who experience rapid weight loss are twice as likely to get a divorce; Artemis 2 news; Pump switching scam; Meta glasses will track what you eat; Women gave birth at a hockey game and on an airplane; Using sound waves to fight fires; Cool Beans' friend does not know what college she attended; Singer Charlie Puth has a physical reaction to loud sounds; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Weekend recap: Arizona lost and Chelsea has no hot water; Artemis 2 has more toilet problems; Live baby chickens will be part of the White House Easter Egg Roll; Another person fell off a cruise ship; Woody went to a police/fire hockey game; Chelsea thinks there is a ghost in her backyard; Easter Monday; Netflix will live stream Artemis 2; Chelsea's kids have questions; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's received the results of his full body scan; Fun With Golf Audio; Artemis 2 crew has a problem of with Microsoft Outlook; Tiger Woods supposedly called the president during his DUI arrest; Man who had to use the bathroom 100 times a day diagnosed with Crohn's disease; Recall of Viagra-laced chocolate; $20 million Mt. Everest scam; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: April Fool's jokes played by companies yesterday; Artemis 2 launch and broken toilet; Brawl between the New York City police and firefighters during a hockey game; One third of the sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for drugs; American Meteor Society is concerned about the increased meteor activity; Ted Bundy is charged with another murder; Serial killer exhibition in Atlanta; Beauty products to treat Tech Neck; National Burrito Day; Weapons prequel; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox walked in on a man in the bathroom; Woody got his body scan yesterday; Unborn twins; Update on Tiger Woods; Woody Game Wednesday; April Fool's Day pranks; And more!

You Know Them By Name, They're Famous of Course; But Before That Happened, They Were in the United States Air Force!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody gets his body scan today; Christopher Walken's birthday; Recall of grill brushes; AMC Scream Unseen; How to pronounce “theater”; NBC apologizes for wrong Tiger Woods crash footage; New app will make your computer have an audible reaction to being hit; Pig semen may help cure cancer; Astronauts' pre-launch diet; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody won a trophy over the weekend; Artemis 2 is going to the moon on April 1; Tiger Woods arrested for DUI; Thieves steal twelve tons of Kit Kats; Age of Attraction; Bambi the Reckoning; Determining Bambi's gender; Airlines are saying not to arrive too early; Craft Body Scan is going to help Woody; Adults are sad when they can no longer participate in Easter egg hunts; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Golf Audio; MapQuest is a digital app now; Movie news: Primate, Forbidden Fruits, They Will Kill You; Funny baseball commentary; Showering in public places; Things you will or will not use in a hotel; Flying spiders in the U.S.; Woody's neighbor has passed away; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea encounters traffic jam on the way to work; Jeff Ross special; Update on Woody's gallbladder; More information about the plane crash at LaGuardia; Resolution of yesterday's Woody Game Wednesday conflict; U. S. Post Office adding surcharge to certain mailings; Owning a printer; Headlines for today; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More sex ed talk; Chelsea's Ford Taurus stories; Woody Game Wednesday; Frank is accused of driving a stolen vehicle; Today is the first day of the baseball season; The twelve food items that are most likely to be contaminated by pesticides; And more!

They've All Probably Committed Crimes and Misdemeanors; But Who Are These Famous People That Used to Be Cleaners?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody played in a “celebrity” soft ball game; New Jeff Ross special on Netflix; Plane ran into a fire truck at LaGuardia airport; People are wrapping their key fobs in foil; Dog reunited with family after eleven years; How you got “the talk”; Quadruple amputee cornhole champion faces murder charges; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: French naval officer uses Strava app while on an aircraft carrier; Kevin Hart will be the subject of the next celebrity roast on Netflix; Project Hail Mary is number one at the box office; Chuck Norris has passed away; Justin Timberlake's DUI arrest video released; Flushing the toilet at night; Wilcox is excited for the plumbers to come to his house; In the U.K., the public gets to vote on hurricane names; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Show wake-up calls; Fun With Basketball Audio; Odd slogans on shirts; Frank may have overdosed on steroids; New movie releases; Woman attacked by an otter; Costco CEO eats a hot dog; Dunkin Donuts proposal promotion; Robot malfunctions while dancing; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Smoking use among people is down but birds are getting addicted to nicotine; New Netflix series, This Is a Gardening Show, stars Zach Galifianakis; Ten most popular breeds of dogs; New Haven school bus camera program catches 847 people passing stopped buses; Returning carts and throwing away dog poo; Woody did quick pick to fill out his NCAA tournament bracket; Weiner poopie story; Ruth's Chris Steakhouse cracks down on dress code; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea lost her phone; Woody's gallbladder update; Meteor causes sonic boom in Ohio; Woody Game Wednesday; Muppet discussion; Amazon will offer one hour and three hour delivery; Cat ate 26 hair ties; And more!

Today on the St. Patrick's Day edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody has a consultation with a doctor for his gallbladder; St. Patrick's Day; Stuck in Space-a book about the astronauts on the Starliner mission who were stuck in space; Amazon Alexa now has a sassy mode; Do not put garlic in your behind; Vacations with children are best when the child is 8 years old; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Woody's gallbladder; The Oscars; Schools closed for tornado watch; Woman hunts down 78 year old Door Dasher; The CEO of Netflix; Police know why Nancy Guthrie was abducted; UFC event on the White House lawn will take place on June 14; Chelsea may drive a cat to Maine; Woody at the car wash; Warning about ticks; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The show is falling apart; Fun With Golf Audio; New Nate Bargatze movie in theaters; Swag gift bags for Oscar presenters; Family Guy spin-off called Stewie; Old dating game shows; Two show anniversaries; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea's sickness; Movies/tv shows to watch; Costco is now offering fertility services; Radio station neighbor has weird viewing habits; Chelsea plays Woody Game Wednesday; People are receiving 1099s from Uber when they did not work for Uber; Friday the 13th deals; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Data breach at the number one porn-quitting app; People using weight-loss drugs eat more chocolate than non-users; You could be a ranch ambassador for Hidden Valley; Woody Game Wednesday; McDonald's CEO video of him eating a burger; New Will Forte series on Hulu; The proliferation of protein products; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody on the Dating Game; NASA satellite will crash to Earth tonight; Chelsea gives her review of Rooster on HBO Max; Ticketmaster/Live Nation settlement; An onion that doesn't make you cry; Woody went to kindergarten for two years; Male Uber drivers file lawsuit against Uber's female driver service; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Woody's gallbladder issue; Daylight Saving Time; Men ignoring pain; New TV/streaming offerings; Cheek splitter in airline seat; McDonalds CEO under attack for his bite; Tech companies are stocking their offices with stimulants; Wife uses phone app to locate spouse in snow after an avalanche; Phrases that make small talk uncomfortable; Teacher dies after high school prank; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Doctors warn about Croc injuries; Baseball player injured by lettuce; Watching old movies with kids; Woman hit while saving a parking spot; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Old phrases and summer of 1999 ideas; Co-worker threats in Antarctica; Sickness and folklore; Update on Woody's couch; 911 goose attack; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Frank calls Chelsea for directions; Dumb kid stuff; Woody Game Wednesday; Woody assembles a couch; Obscure brushes with fame; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Dolly Parton's husband has passed away; Restless legs medication and side effects; Carded for non-alcoholic beer; Kindergarten camp; Plumber reclogs trap after not getting paid; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fisherman rescued after 90 days; Frank and Chelsea argue over flu shot; More bang for the buck at gas stations; Woody and the electric vehicle spot; Man loses his car; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Woody's gallbladder; Fun With NASCAR Audio; New app will detect people wearing Meta glasses; Classes you took in high school; Things to watch this weekend; Update in the missing woman found after 24 years; Burger King will have AI chatbots for their workers; Student takes alcoholic drink to school by accident; Book Club night at a minor league hockey game; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from NASCAR broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The results of Woody's body scan; Reviews of the new Scrubs and Nate Bargatze's new game show; Nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Falling antlers injures couple at Longhorn Steakhouse; Chelsea's bad behavior; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's health saga; Woman loses limbs after dog lick; TV talk: New game show hosted by Nate Bargatze, the revival of Scrubs, season 50 of Survivor; Woody Game Wednesday; Mayochup is a bad word in a Native American language; You may be brushing your teeth wrong; Woody's dentist story; And more!