Woody & Wilcox, mornings on 1065 The End

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Raccoons may be the next pets; Archiving of sounds; Flight grounded over weed smoker; Woody Game Wednesday; Tracking your spouse; Quiet divorce; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's wife texts him for help; Scientist determine that a day on Uranus is longer than previously thought; Pet limits; Man steals a chicken; Pronouncing words wrong; Man swallows a lighter; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's pre-surgery physical; GLP-1 medications are causing temporal hollowing; Canadian politician reads Chat GPT prompts during speech; Class-action lawsuit against Taco Bell; Drone activity is hindering firefighting in Washington; Ransom notes released in the Nancy Guthrie case; Runaway rocket to hit the moon on Wednesday morning; Popcorn bucket recall; Zach Brown Band gives away cruises to entire Fenway Park audience; Average amount Americans spend each weekend on summer activities; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Woody's surgery; Fun With Golf Audio; Red Cross blood inventory is at crisis levels; Cleaning out things after person dies; What to watch; Hiker gets walking stick stuck in his body; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Ban on foreign humanoid robots; Ford recalls cars because of possible occupant entrapment; Former postal inspector caught stealing cash from packages; Charities giving money, notepads, etc; National Chili Dog day; Woody's surgery history; Company punished workers by smashing pies in their faces; Chelsea wonders if the Pope is getting botox; The first successful penis transplant; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's breakfast in the studio; Robert Downey, Jr.'s pay for the upcoming Avengers movies; Celebrities who overcame substance abuse; Medical costs in the U.S.; Woody Game Wednesday; Tipping at the Popeyes; Things Chelsea tolerates from her husband Frank; And more!

When She's Not on the Screen, We Sure Do Miss Her; Who's This Celebrity With a Really Big Kisser?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Lebron James took a 92% pay cut to sign with Philadelphia; Chong the dog was found after being lost for five years; A squirrel was on the field at the Tigers-Orioles baseball game; Cracker Barrel CEO and the Michigan athletic director receive big payouts after losing their jobs; GLP-1s make single women more likely to marry; Del Taco has the best fries per USA Today; Woody's earthquake experience; 20% of people have broken up their relationships over sleeping habits; AI wellness influencers are the latest social media scam; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox saw the Odyssey over the weekend; Doctors warn about the “diarrhea diet”; Bootleg version of the Odyssey was posted on Twitter; Woman suffers injuries to her genitals on a cruise excursion; Hiker airlifted two miles into trek at Yosemite; Cruise passenger scratches feet with restaurant fork; Flirty conversations with AI; Percentage of people that do not sleep with a pet; Restricting eating hours may decrease cognitive decline; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Casino shenanigans; Fun With Golf Audio; Upcoming movie releases; Woody explains why he didn't ask why he had to cough at his ultrasound; Taco Bell employee throws boiling water on co-worker and lawsuits filed against Taco Bell/Taylor Farms; Chick-Fil-A rewards program was hacked; Taking time off for Woody's surgery; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New Ali G movie; Christopher Nolan would not allow Uggs on the set of the Odyssey; Powerball is now available overseas; Woman sues restaurant over hot fries; QR codes for soda refills; More Americans admit to shoplifting because of high prices; Driving through malfunctioning traffic lights; Another diarrhea outbreak; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's ultrasound results; The trailer for Other Mommy is too scary; Whole Foods is offering discounts on Taylor Farm lettuce; Woody Game Wednesday; People buying things at night and not remembering the next day; Nurse shortage and recruiting men to the field; And more!

I'm Sure You'll Read All About It in Their Memoirs; Who Are These Famous People That Like to Race Cars?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea's Tuesday does not start off well; Cool Beans' plumbing problem; Super Troopers 3 comes out August 7; Diarrhea outbreak update; Paying without pennies confuses Americans; Waking your spouse during the night for a weird reason; Possible milk shortage; The obituary of Richard “Dick” Porn; New coffee study; Avengers: Doomsday trailer and Matt Damon's stunt double for the Odyssey was a woman; Man is urinated on at Morgan Wallen concert; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's ultrasound appointment; Reviews of the Odyssey and the Hawk; The World Cup finals; FDA can not confirm that Taylor Farms lettuce is the cause of the diarrhea parasite; Man gets stuck in a Port-a-potty; Jimothy the raccoon; Electronic nose will detect food spoilage; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The cause of the diarrhea outbreak and our new diarrhea update open; Fun With Golf Audio; Entertainment news: the Hawk reviews, the Odyssey is in theaters, and Obsession is now streaming; Woody had a medical appointment tonight; Mike Tyson's hot mic moment at the ESPY awards; Concern about home piercings; Experts warn not to put phones in the refrigerator or freezer; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Pink Flamingos; Entertainment news-new Will Ferrell series Hawk, Totally 90s House, Nation's Dumbest; 77-year-old woman gets an undesirable license plate; Will Ferrell is polarizing; Bill passed in the House to stop time change; Diarrhea update; News reporter remains calm in scary situation; Halloween items are in stores now; Trailer for the movie I Play Rocky; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Soccer player takes home an interesting souvenir; Update on the explosive diarrhea parasite investigation; Pizza Hut brings back $3 personal pan pizza and a new line of clothing; Senegal's loss in World Cup blamed on team doctor; Woody Game Wednesday; Chelsea's son tips the cashier at the grocery store; Waymo problems: people falling asleep and forgetting to close the doors; And more!

These People Are Down for Eating Meals With Multiple Courses Right After They're Done Riding One of Their Horses!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on the explosive diarrhea parasite; Shinedown bass player announces he will not be on the beginning of new tour due to a mental health issue; Family finds a picture of themselves on vacation in their Airbnb and more vacation rental stories; Chelsea's dating history; Dress Like a Cow Day at Chick-Fil-A; New Tom Cruise movie trailer; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody's dog tumor scan is rescheduled; Woody and family saw the new Jackass movie; Taco Bell removes ingredients from menu because of diarrhea-causing parasite; Visitor at Yellowstone attacked by a bison; Man bitten twice by a rattlesnake and needed 54 vials of anti-venom; Man uses roller coaster as his therapy; Store employees told to hide dead bodies with shopping carts and umbrellas; Cool Beans experienced a death at her job; Humanoid robots operate on pigs; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Man accused of cutting off his genitals and starting a fire; Fun With Golf Audio; Movie news: the Long Walk by Stephen King and the Invite; Woody's wife may have kidney stones; Wilcox received a ticket from New York City; Carolina Hurricanes owner has wife and kid's names engraved on Stanley Cup; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Emmy nominations; Walmart is giving VIP tours to World Cup visitors; Luke Wilson and his 24-year-old girlfriend welcome first child; Anna Nicole Smith's story; Bonnie Tyler has passed away; Music in movies and tv shows; Virgin Media fined for inappropriate customer service; Paramedic peed in various places to get followers; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson's new movie; Building collapses in NY; Man injured by exploding robot vacuum; Recall of hemorrhoid wipes because they do not have child-resistant packaging; Woody Game Wednesday; President of Little League team embezzled money; Buc-ee's faces backlash for food waste; Grilling watermelon; The ideal movie run time; And more!

Their Anaconda Is About to Be Sprung; Who's This Hollywood Guy That's Allegedly Well Hung?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea and the dog wound; Driving a manual car may help your brain health; Surprising things your spouses wanted to watch; Soccer player Harry Kane loses his voice and then gets interviewed; The new Odyssey movie; Man finds a jacket owned by Wilt Chamberlain at a thrift store; Drones seized at U.S. World Cup sites; The cost of stamps is increasing; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding; 250th anniversary celebrations; Nathan's hot dog eating contest and lemonade drinking contest; Airplane is hit by fireworks; Department of Energy tips for conserving energy; Grill Daddy and ticks; Movie news: Super Girl, Project Hail Mary, Little Brother; The U.S.A.'s greatest achievements; Man sues hotel over bats in his room; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Ozempic may reduce self pleasure and other medication side effects; Tips to help with financial stress; Men are going on more dates than women; Refuel anxiety and Gen Z; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox addresses problems in soccer; Reactions to Hot Rod Hearts; Woody Game Wednesday fallout; The state with the most backyard firework accidents; July 4th programming; Conspiracy theory about the Minions; Empire State building proposal; Wrong DoorDash deliveries; New law in North Carolina will regulate driving in the fast lane; The face of the country; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Frank trolls Chelsea with Robbie Dupree's “Hot Rod Hearts”; Reactions to the “Put it in reverse, Terry” video; Woody's plumbing issues from 2013; Woody Game Wednesday; Scene from the new Jackass movie is being called the most disgusting scene ever; Bobby Bonilla day; Co-worker paid for a land line phone for 20 years; And more!

Today Is a Great Day to Celebrate, Isn't It; Does This Band Have One, Eight, or Two Members in It?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody has scheduled his gall bladder surgery; New movie based on Forgetting Sarah Marshall subplot; Will Ferrell Skims commercial; Angry Birds 3 movie; Country launches investigation into World Cup loss; People are upset that there is not enough merchandise celebrating the country's 250th birthday; Fireworks ban because of heat and dry conditions; The oldest parakeet; KFC new concept restaurant; Wearing shorts on planes; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody gallbladder update; Pizza scam in hotels; DoorDash outage; The show gets invited to a wedding; Kraft makes TSA-friendly packets of Ranch for World Cup fans; Noah Kahan asks concert-goers not to poop by the stage; Hospital worker was stealing body parts to eat; Arby's manager accused of giving customer herpes; Dolly Parton opened a truck stop/gas station; Top July 4 destinations; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fight over pizza at Sam's Club; Ostrich eats keys and worker gets fired; Boneless wings speech; Mormon crickets cause accidents; Dark showers; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woman injured by a cow at a wedding; Experts tell us the best way to park; Parents denying things that happened to their children; How often men change sheets; And more!

If you've ever been around an MRI machine, you know there are signs EVERYWHERE about the dangers of having metal on you, but one guy decided that did NOT apply to him. It ended badly. Have you ever called in sick to work because of a NIGHTMARE you had? If you have listened to the show you know that Woody's childhood was not like anyone else's childhood and he has a story about his left-handedness that funny and disturbing. Yawning...just reading it makes you almost yawn, doesn't it? Well a yawn almost KILLED a woman! What do you do with your vacation days? Some people are using them for something we could all use more of! There's a new affliction that we all need to start worrying about...it is called TECH NECK!

We've got a great show for you today as we talk about a Lottery winner and what they decided to do with their winnings. Mosquitos are a problem here and everywhere around the world, but there's a new solution that may help out. There's an art to driving a car and not everyone is a great artist! We talk about something we now know as On-Ramp diddlers! If you are out there on dating apps, are you using your REAL NAME? Lots of different foods become trendy for one reason or another...have you ever had a trendy food item really disappoint you? Woody did. You know we love a good lawsuit...and the reason a woman is suing Volvo will blow you away!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody gets new underwear; Revenge tampons; Self pleasure and dementia; Woman says yes after 42 proposals; Cool Beans' gets a blister for the first time; Blowing conch shell for apnea; Olive Garden pool noodle; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Dress codes at Disneyworld; Cheese may be giving you nightmares; Complaints about new cars; Etiquette coaches; Japanese water slide breaks bones; Best sleeping positions for couples; Sneaking in booze; And more!

Cool Beans is taking MORE time off, so the chances of this actually being correct dropped by 75%. Turns out Woody and Nick Swardson might be the same person. You could call it the Woody and Wilcox bump, or possibly the Chelsea bump, but we have info on Austin Powers 4 after talking about it yesterday. There's some confusion over English words meaning different things in Scotland than they do over here. GLP-1's are the new miracle cure for everything as they have a new health problem they help out with. Why are the young people adding MAXXING to everything they do? Mark Zuckerberg is forcing him employees to have fun again. The World Cup is shining some positive light on the United States and we are loving it as well!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Late because of a spider; Austin Powers cast reunites for a Verizon commercial; DoorDash will now help you decide what you want to eat; Business owners track down a customer who gave them a bad review; Companies requiring a high rating; Woody Game Wednesday; Self-driving toilet will come to you; Blind boxes from grocery stores; Chelsea is asked for parenting tips at the Red Lobster; And more!

You See Them on The Screen Time and Time Again; Who Is This Actor Who Portrayed Or Really Was a Garbage Man?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea's late and finding ticks; Boy George uses AI to re-record Karma Chameleon; GLP-1 medications improve male testosterone levels and sperm count; World Cup is introducing new countries to people; Women are gatekeeping Midol; Pigeons can spot cancer; New hockey show on Netflix; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup; Steven Spielberg's Disclosure Day reigns at the box office; Woman sues McDonald's over sausage McMuffin meal; Red Lobster is giving away 25 years of free shrimp; Homeowner sues previous owner for not disclosing annoying neighbor; Waving at school buses; Cruiser sues Royal Caribbean because of a scooter; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Gilad has died; Fun With Hockey Audio; Chelsea's father-in-law has Rocky Mountain spotted fever; Space X goes public today and Elon Musk may become a trillionaire; Drinking at the grocery store; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from hockey broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Tampon issue for NASA; New Steven Spielberg movie Disclosure Day; Guest stars on Only Murders in the Building announced; Stupid questions you were asked at your job; Stop! That! Train! starring Rupaul; Carrie the Musical; And more!