Podcasts about ancient astronaut theorists

This week on The Don't Touch My Sasquatch Podcast it's everyone's favorite recurring episode, it's once again time for Ancient Aliens Vol 8! We discuss Ancient Astronaut Theorists, chairs, The Arecibo Message, Fushi, The Nazca Lines, The Carnac Stones, New Jerusalem, Time Travel, Die Glocke, Einstein, Ant People, Dimensions and Deoxyribonucleic acid. Listen to this week's recap of our 2 chosen episodes and find out what the ancient astronaut theorists suggest this time.Found everywhere podcasts are availablePatreon: https://urlgeni.us/patreon/m1jQSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3cHrUzU Apple: https://apple.co/3BqAv4f Google: https://bit.ly/3vgxiQUYouTube: https://rebrand.ly/2auvcje SocialsFacebook: https://urlgeni.us/facebook/9JnQ Instagram: https://urlgeni.us/instagram/pJcM Websitehttps://www.donttouchmysasquatch.com/ReferencesAncient Aliens - Season 9 Ep7: Alien MessagesAncient Aliens - Season 4 Ep 4: The Time TravelersStock Media provided by TheDoctorCaptain / Pond5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On Thursday February 14th, 2019 The Hermetic Hour with host Poke Runyon will present a discussion on the first Ancient Astronaut Theorists, before Van Daniken, Sitchen, and the rest there was Richard Shaver and Ray Palmer and the Shaver Mystery. In recent years more and more of their fantastic 1940s revelations about Ancient extra-terrestrial Aliens and their high technology and their continued influence on, and interference in, earthly affairs (mind control and child trafficking and madness) has been confirmed and exploited by later whistle-blowers such as Tom DeLonge, Corey Good, David Wilcock and others. It seems that Shaver and Palmer wrote their History Channel documentary scripts but are never credited as the source. Are these Ancient Aliens still with us? "Our original Ancient Astronaut theorists say yes!" So tune in and let's return to the thrilling days of yesteryear and revisit The Shaver Mystery.

Our review of Season 18, Episode 2 of History's Ancient Aliens is one for the books - like a classic episode but with a fresh coat of 4K paint, much of the info about where was seen all the way back in season one, but they throw a few curveballs in that make it mostly worthwhile. Still, it would be nice if they did, y'know, some new research or god forbid, fund some themselves and report back. But then they wouldn't be Ancient Astronaut Theorists, now would they? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Bram teaches Claire about Palenque and Pakal. We learn about the conspiracy theory related to Chariot of the Gods, the Woman of Wheels, the Jellyfish Man, and White Life.

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are aliens abducting humans and taking their DNA, only to hybridize it with their own? Have they been doing this since the origin of life on planet Earth? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's prooooooooooooobe into season 17, Episode 5 of History's Ancient Aliens: The Human Experiment!

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Sometimes, all is not what it seems. You think things will take a turn one way, when - in reality - they go another. Ancient astronaut theorists Andrew & Ross discuss this phenomenon. Plus Gio's first couple of games as Boss.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/GBZmedia)

Tsoukalos, Childress, and Travis Taylor sit down for a COVID-filled conversation around the ass-end of a conference room table to talk about a ton of astronauts that they've mentioned in older episodes of the show - but does the awkward editing and fake reality show drama inject Ancient Aliens with some new life so that even Steve and Joey didn't fall asleep watching the episode - we don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 8 of History's Ancient Aliens: The Space Travelers.

The Wedge of Aiud. The Antikythera Device. The Bridge of Rama - how did these Out of Place Artifacts come to exist thousands, or millions, of years ago when humanity was only known to be a primitive race of hominids...or even non-existent? Did ancient UFOs touch down, convince the primitive peoples of earth that they were gods, and taught them their highly advanced ways...or do we really just not understand that much about our ancient past and are filling in ancient aliens as a placeholder? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 7 of History Channel's ‘Ancient Aliens:' Impossible Artifacts!

PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Why was the book of Enoch removed from the original Christian Bible and considered “Apocrypha” forever after by the western world? Why does the Ethiopian Bible contain all the excised chapters INCLUDING the Book of Enoch? How was Enoch an immortal, chosen by God to travel the galaxy with his caste of angels and then made his messenger and archivist for all the information under the son? Did Noah's Great Flood actually happen, and was the real reason God flooded the planet NOT to kill the wicked sinners of humanity...but to SAVE humanity from the wicked giants - the Nephilim - that were terrorizing them thanks to angel / human hybrids corrupting the gene pool with these undesirables? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let's proooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: The Forbidden Bible!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Was there a race - or races - of giants in and around the Mediterranean Sea thousands of years ago? Greek Giants? Roman Giants, Spaghetti Giants? Lasagna Giants? As much as Garfield would love that last one, we're going to leave it to the REAL ex-spurts here, the Ancient Astronaut Theorists, to give us all the real facts about these big boys and girls that just might be our genetic ancestors. Let's prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens: Giants of the Mediterranean!

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Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Have aliens been guiding the presidents of the United States to victory since the Revolutionary War? Have presidents been briefed into secret knowledge of the existence of UFOs and extraterrestrials by their aides and deeper organizations...up until Richard Nixon overstepped his bounds with Jackie Gleason and effectively ruined it for most future presidents. Do Democratic presidents not get the same access to UFO and ET information as Republican presidents? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's proooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 12 of Ancient Aliens: Aliens and the Presidents!

What's the difference between the classic disc / saucer shaped UFO, and the oft-reported triangle and cigar shaped UFOs? Do the different shapes house different technology? Are they specialized in some way? Do different races of aliens use different craft as a cultural representation? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's prooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 11 of Ancient Aliens: The Ultimate Guide to UFOs!!!!

The Ancient Astronaut Theorists dedicate an entire episode to cross-promoting The History Channel's Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, starring Travis Taylor and the ever-hunky head of security: Dragon! But does that make for a good episode of Ancient Aliens? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's prooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: The Mystery of Skinwalker Ranch!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do shapeshifting aliens really exist; and, better question: are they already secretly among us, and, possibly, plotting against us? Are shapeshifting aliens the “trickster gods” of ancient mythology? Are the southwestern Native American “Skinwalkers” also under the same pantheon of deities and demi gods as the Olympians, the Rakshasa, and even the God of the old testament: Yaweh? Are vampires, werewolves, and Faeries simply advanced ET's who can shapeshift at will to manipulate the lives of men? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's proooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Shapeshifters!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is the Mojave Desert's Integritron - built by George Van Tassel himself - actually a functioning “fountain of youth” device whose technology was given to him by extraterrestrials in order to extend human life...and therefore...the attainable wisdom we can accumulate? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's prooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens: The Immortality Machine!

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Are the aliens from the Pleiades extraterrestrial race that seeded humanity on earth...leveling us up from primitive hominids into the big bold intelligent men and women that have populated planet ever since? Or are the demonic reptilians the true masterminds after defeating the Pleiadean forces over the Serpent Mound in Ohio in time immemorial? Why do Polynesians, Australasians, Native Americans, and East Asians all share some of the Denisovan DNA...and also the same creation myths that their sky gods specifically came from the Pleiades? Was it the Pleiadean mother ship that actually was surfaced as the Lost Continent of Lemuria (AKA the Land of Mu), only to be misinterpreted as a geographical island? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 7 of History's Ancient Aliens: They Came from the Pleiades!

Are the stone giants carved at megalithic sites around the world actually ancient data storage devices due to the high levels of quartz in their geological structure - similar to crystal skulls? Is quartz crystal the storage medium that both extraterrestrials AND advanced ancient civilizations used to to store large amounts of information...even...consciousness? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let's prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: Mystery of the Stone Giants!

Why are there so many UFO sightings in the South American country of Chile? Why have ancient aliens been flying over the Atacama Desert for hundreds - maybe thousands - of years? Are the megaliths in the Atacama Desert - that outnumber the Nazca Lines by a factor of 5 - actual depictions of extraterrestrial sky gods that visited the ancient peoples of Chile, bringing knowledge and culture? Do you want to hear the statement “Chile has more UFO sightings than any other country in the world” at least 587 times in less than an hour? We sure don't, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists do! Let's prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 15, Episode 3 of Ancient Aliens: Destination Chile!

Welcome back to Oddities, the podcast where no topic is too *~*StRaNgE*~*.This week, dive into a quick debunking (ancient astronaut theories, you can say no sometimes) and a curious religious entity. Dive through the possibility of an ancient nuclear war with Cassie and then into the background of the djinn with Anna, as well as figuring out her new superhero wish: to be concealed from the senses. Follow us on social media: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/odditiespodcastInstagram: http://www.instagram.com/odditiesinstaTwitter:  http://www.twitter.com/odditiestweetsEmail: oddities.talk@gmail.comCheck out our merch store: http://shop.spreadshirt.com/oddities-stay-strangeSupport the show (Https://www.patreon.com/odditiespodcast)

Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do extraterrestrials live on recently discovered exoplanets? What is the most current technology being used by astronomers to find new Earth-like exoplanets orbiting in the goldilocks-zone of stars throughout our galaxy? Are Keplar and TESS finding Exoplanets on a daily basis? How many earth-like exoplanets exist with known data collected today? How will the upcoming James Webb Telescope change the way we gather information about earth-like exoplanets? Did the Annunaki actually come from Planet X / Planet Nibiru by way of a massive 3600 year elliptical orbit that only gets close to Earth for a few decades then heads back out into the vastness of space? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into the season 14 finale of Ancient Aliens: Secrets of the Exoplanets!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel What is does the History Channel Show “Ancient Aliens” think about the Storming of Area 51? Where did Area 51 coming from? What is inside Area 51? Are there aliens - perhaps...ancient...aliens - at Area 51, S4, and Groom Lake? Is Bob Lazaar telling the truth about his time working at Site 4 at Area 51 to reverse engineer alien technology secretly owned by the government? Did the Lockheed Skunkworks lab spawn the creation of Area 51? What kind of people work at Area 51? Did Naruto actually run into Area 51? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 20 of Ancient Aliens: The Storming of Area 51!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do aliens drink human blood to survive for thousands of years as they explore the cosmos? Are the swaths of cattle mutilations that still occur to this day in America’s farmlands actually not for extraterrestrials to gather DNA samples for scientific purposes...but simply for sustenance? Is there something special about human blood that entices the gods / aliens / star-being; and, if so, did they create humans and other land creatures strictly to be living, repeating receptacles for their “sweet ambrosia,” as it were? Can the blood and plasma of younger people actually reverse the aging process in seniors - and is this the same process that ET’s discovered and refined thousands - even MILLIONS - of years ago? What is Milk of Nepenthe and why did Whitley Strieber drink this white substance given to him by a stranger in a hotel? Is the ancient Hindu drink, Soma, the same as the Greek ambrosia, and the Christian Eucharist? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 18 of Ancient Aliens - Food of the Gods!

What is Stonehenge? Is it a portal to another dimension or an alien world? Was Stonehenge built by the same ancient advanced race of giants that built Gobekli Tepe? Were the events in the Book of Enoch true; and, if so, were the offspring of The Watchers and human women - the Nephilim - the same ancient race that built Stonehenge, the Great Pyramids of Egypt, Gobekli Tepei, and most other large stone megaliths around the world? Are the Watchers of the book of Enoch and the Annunaki one and the same? Did the ancient peoples of Britain understand how to activate the quartz crystals in the “Blue Stones” to activate the Piezoelectric Effect and use the Earth’s geomagnetic energy to open a doorway to other worlds? Did the Tuatha De Danann build Stonehenge? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 17 of Ancient Aliens: The Secrets of Stonehenge!

Is the reason human beings more advanced than all other life forms on the planet because ancient aliens activated our brain’s DNA to grow the Neo Cortex, allowing for symbolic thought, creativity, and even...psychic powers? Was Nostradamus correct in his predictions? Could Nostradamus communicate with extraterrestrials or ultraterrestrials? Can anyone use psychic powers like ESP, telekinesis, remote viewing, mediumship, or do you have to be born with it? Can human beings train themselves to use psychic powers? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Brain!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Is the mysterious Mt. Musine in Northwestern Italy a thousands-year-old hub of paranormal activity, UFO sightings, and religious experiences? Is Mt. Musine and the surrounding Susa Valley actually full of secret alien underground bases? How did ancient Italians know to build seven different historical sights all on the exact Ley Line, now known as “The St. Michael Line?” Did ancient Celts actually witness the greek god Phaeton coming down in a fiery chariot to provide the gift of technology to their people...or was the proto-city of modern-day Turin actually settled by an extraterrestrial being from another world or dimension? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 15 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Mountain!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Do aliens want to prevent humanity from using nuclear weapons? If so...why? What stakes do extraterrestrials have in caring whether humanity uses atomic weapons - is it pure benevolance? A fear of humanity’s war-like nature affecting other intelligent races in the galaxy? To curb potential dimensional rips in space-time that may affect interdimensional ultraterrestrial beings? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 14 of Ancient Aliens - the Nuclear Agenda!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Have aliens - even ANCIENT aliens been hybridizing humans, animals, and everything in between for thousands - or even MILLIONS - of years? Are these extraterrestrial hybridizers actually highly evolved humans from the future, traveling back in time to prevent - or INDUCE - a great change in the course of the homo sapien timeline? Is this episode yet another polished up re-hash of an - or even MULTIPLE - old episodes of Ancient Aliens? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 10 of Ancient Aliens: Project Hybrid.

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Did ancient extraterrestrials utilize comet-carried viruses to accomplish their direct panspermia goals on the Earth and perhaps other planets? Did life originate on Earth because an alien virus fell from the sky and evolved under the right conditions? Are aliens actively altering our genetic code with the ultimate goal of creating a hybridized alien / human combo that can better travel to other worlds as their space-faring ambitions grow ever-greater? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 9 of Ancient Aliens: The Alien Infection!

Is humanity wrong about the long-accepted theory that we evolved from primate ancestors...in favor of reptilian ones? Are there banished reptilian aliens living deep underground and secretly pulling the strings of the world’s shadow governments - all so they can continually shape the world to their will and keep a steady stream of human bodies to experiment on and hybridize? Are reptilian humanoids - aka reptoids - cloaking themselves as human beings so that they can hide in plain sight, all the while plotting to turn us into then and sap us of our free will? Are the infamous Greys in league with the reptilians - and what of the so-called “nordic” race of aliens; where do they fit in to this everlasting galactic tug-of-war for humanity’s future and our resource-rich Earth? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 8 of Ancient Aliens - The Reptilian Agenda!

Support the show at: patreon.com/probingancientaliens - for exclusive podcasts every month! Blackholesupplycompany.com - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel Did Celtic Druids voyage across the Atlantic and land in ancient New York and New England, thousands of years ago? Did druids build the numerous stone monuments, dolmens, caves, standing stones, and other megalithic structures in and around the primitive Tri-State Area? If so, why did the Druids come? Was it to open portals to other dimensions and let extra - or ultra - terrestrials through, masking themselves as spirits or gods? Or was the paranormal phenomena already happening in centuries-old New York, and the Druids somehow felt the spiritual pull to the New World? Is it merely a coincidence that Whitley Strieber - author of the famous alien abduction book ‘Communion’ - experienced his harrowing journey with ET’s merely miles from Balanced Rock, the the site of Sleepy Hollow, and hundreds of Druid ritual sites...or is there a deeper connection to the Celtic history of the area? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 7 of Ancient Aliens: the Druid Connection!

Did Diego De Landa and his Spanish Conquistadores destroy evidence of ancient alien interaction with the Mayan culture during their war of conversion for the Mayans pagan souls? Were the Olmec people somehow drawing African, Asian and Caucasian people from all over the world to Central America...over 5000 years ago? Is there a connection between the Hindu and Mayan religions, as depicted in a select few of the Colombian archaeological site’s - San Augustine - megalithic carvings? Were Hindu Vimanas used in Mayan culture as well, do to the same gods bringing cultural and scientific knowledge to both sets of ancient people...thousands of miles across the world’s oceans? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens: Secrets of the Maya.

Are octopuses - aka “octopi” - actually aliens? Are their secret alien bases - filled with aquatically evolved extraterrestrials - hiding right under our noses, tens of thousands of feet below the oceans’ surfaces? Are USO’s different than UFO’s? Did human life begin to evolve out of the ocean? If so...why does an octopus have over 50,000 genes in its DNA, while humans have only 25,000? Did life on Earth begin only when an asteroid brought liquid water filled with amino acids into the primordial soup pools of the world? Is David Childress an expert on underwater vehicle engineering as well as water desalinization? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 5 of Ancient Aliens: They Came from the Sea!

Is there a connection between all the ancient extraterrestrials that have supposedly descended from the dog star: Sirius? How did the Dogon tribe know about the invisible sister star, Sirius B, without a technologically advanced telescope in their possession? Are the Sky Stones that fell to earth with the African sky gods, the Nomoli, actually the remenants of an alien planet? Are the Dogu statues from ancient Japan actually depicting ancient aliens in spacesuits...from 18 thousand years ago? Are there linguistic connections between the Dogon, Dragons, Dagon, Dagda, and other gods that are on the verge of sounding like…”daddy?” We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens: The Star Gods of Sirius!

Is Saskatchewan’s Badlands Guardian actually an intelligently carved petroglyph depicting the Black Foot tribe’s ancient alien ancestors / deity’s that returned to the stars thousands of years ago? If so...how did these ancient - commonly thought of as “primitive” - people carve out an entire section of a mountain range that’s almost a kilometer in it’s width, and hundreds of feet in depth, without help from a more advanced species...perhaps...aliens? Does the Badlands Guardian have a celestial connection to the infamous Face on Mars? Is there a link between the pyramids on Mars, the pyramids in Egypt, the pharaoh Akhnaten...and the Badlands Guardian? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 14, Episode 2 of Ancient Aliens: The Badlands Guardian!

Was the planet Earth essentially a re-fueling station for ancient Egyptian gods / extraterrestrials? Is the iron throne of Osirius - aka The Ship of Eternity - waiting to be found within the large void recently discovered in the Great Pyramid at Giza? How did the Egyptians move massive red granite blocks over 600 miles to build the Grand Gallery? Were the biblical Joseph, Enoch and Imhotep all the same man...and perhaps not of this world when he partnered with King Joser to build his pyramid? Is mummification and placing it into sarcophagi actually a chemical process to assist in the transmutation of the body into a Light Body, allowing the person’s consciousness to travel through wormholes to the constellation Orion? Is Ramy Ramony the hunkiest Egyptologist the world ever did see? (the answer is yes, but..) We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 7 of Ancient Aliens: Earth Station Egypt!

Now that the government has admitted Area 51 exists - what are the other secret research bases still kept under wraps by the likes of the military, the CIA, the Pentagon, and the White House itself? Are there UFOs in the mountains of Dulce, New Mexico? Has the Majestic 12 been controlling the output of information regarding alien research stations like Montaulk, Long Island, Brookhaven, and S4 / Hume Lake? What does the government have to lose or gain by hiding such immense secrets like underground subway stations to transport extraterrestrial Meta Materials between it’s disparate bases. Is the government creating its own loopholes from the Freedom of Information Act by using private companies like Bigelow Aerospace and Elon Musk’s SpaceX to do it’s dirty work with zero obligation to share their research and findings to the public? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 6 of Ancient Aliens - Area 52!!!!

Are black holes the same thing as the vortices we find here on Earth? Are the vortex tours of Sedona, AZ actually “black hole” tours? Have aliens been entering our dimension through the control of black holes - aka star gates - for millenia? What about the dangers of the various particle accelerators around the globe: will they eventually create a black hole so large it will swallow the entire planet? Does David Hatcher Childress survive a trip through the Bermuda Triangle?! We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 13, Episode 4 of Ancient Aliens - Earth’s Black Holes!

Was Gobekli Tepe built by the only surviving race of advanced humans after emerging from underground bunkers to wait out the ice-age-ending cataclysm of the Younger Dryas period and re-build the Earth? What connections do the pillars at Gobekli Tepe have to the constellation, Cygnus? Did Zoroastrianism contain the most accurate depiction of the great flood: that a “giant serpent” would crash into Earth and cause an “endless winter,” completely destroying life on the surface and forcing the more primitive people to survive, repopulate, and come to prominence as the dominant human species on the planet? If Gobekli Tepe completely re-wrote archeology’s dogmatic understanding of how old the oldest “modern” humans were, then could there be other structures just as old, or even older, then Gobekli Tepe, simply hidden under the sands of time, waiting to be discovered and uncover that humanity has been advanced for tens...or eve thousands of years? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into the Season 12 finale of Ancient Aliens: Return to Gobekli Tepe!

How does reincarnation really work? Are our bodies simply vessels, or husks, that the human soul, aka: consciousness, can be uploaded from, or downloaded to during the death and rebirth cycle of our lives? Do people actually have memories of the past lives their consciousness has lived through? Who is actually buried in the ancient Egyptian tomb, KV55? Are some people actually extraterrestrial “souls” housed in Earth-human bodies? Is the Universe itself...self-aware; and we are just small thoughts in it’s mind as it tries to learn about it’s own existence? (My brain hurts) We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do - let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Season 12, Episode 13 of Ancient Aiens: The Replicants.

Synchronicity! We recorded this episode for our Patreon (patreon.com/probingancientaliens)mere weeks before the Executive Director of MUFON was arrested for soliciting a 13 year old girl for sexual activities - so what better time to give y'all this episode of Probing Deeper so you can watch something where you actually KNOW one of the stars of the show is a convicted sex offender! Yaaaaaaaay! (Original episode description from Patreon) We dive into the MUFON created / written / starring show Hangar 1 (both seasons are on Netflix if you want to check it out or watch S1E1 along with this ep) at the behest of one of you beloved Patrons! This show wants to be interesting...but struggles in that regard, for sure, and seems "too little too late" in the world of UFOlogy, as most of these cases have been discussed on countless other shows, including Ancient Aliens. There's also a definite porn doctor vibe to most of the MUFON guys, but in a more subtle way than the core group of Ancient Astronaut Theorists. But I think that's how they getcha!

Who are the Majestic 12? Are the Majestic 12 in league with the Reptilians? Are the Majestic 12 the same as the Cabal? Just where did MJ12 come from and how did this group of men gain so much power...even enough to assassinate the president of the United States?! Is there a Secret Space Program headed up by MJ-12 that secretly communicates with over 60 species of extraterrestrials and trains child-soldiers to perform their “20 and back” before sending their consciousness back through time only to recover these memories through hypno regression therapy?!!!! That was quite a mouthful...just like a fresh prolapse. Phew. Do our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists know the answers to these questions? Steve and Joey don’t know, so let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Majestic 12! Also here’s a cringeworthy video of David Wilcock at a guitar store. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slGNhWprToM&feature=youtu.be

Is there a magical frequency that unites all of humanity’s religions, temples, myths and legends? Did ancient aliens teach humanity to move massive stone blocks with sonic levitation technology? Why can’t modern engineers and architects understand just how so-called “primitive” cultures built their giant megalithic structures? If man in antiquity built their pyramids with sonic technology...why can’t anyone find these hyper advanced tools? Why are various religious archeological sites around the world seemingly attuned to the frequency of 110HZ? What does the frequency of 110HZ do to the human brain? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooobe into The Alien Frequency!

Teotihuacan - ancient city, ancient space port...or both? Or is it...an ancient power plant to power UFOs? What’s all the liquid mercury doing under Teotihuacan - and how did the ancient Aztecs handle this powerful - but poisonous substance - without advanced equipment to shield themselves from its toxicity? Were the ancient Aztec gods misunderstood extraterrestrials who genetically created the ancient race after the Great Flood in seven caverns underground? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into City of the Gods!

Are science, archaeology, and Egyptology too dogmatic to actually accomplish the goals for which they exist? Do mainstream scientists need to have a more open mind to potential facts that can be found in myths and legends? Just how old is humanity: tens of thousands of years...or hundreds of millions of years? Are the Paracus elongated skulls proof that ancient aliens hybridized themselves with primitive cultures millenia ago? Is being an “art collector” inherently creepy AF? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into The Science Wars!!!

Was the Pharaoh’s curse actually put into place by ancient Extraterrestrials who wanted to protect the alien origins of the monotheistic pharaoh: Akhnaten? Was the Ark of the Covenant actually found in King Tut’s tomb and stolen by the Knights Templar? Was Akhnaten’s brother, Tutmose, actually the biblical figure, Moses, who fled Egypt under a new name to spread his brother’s monotheistic view of the world, therefore creating Judaism? Is Ramy Ramony the hottest archaeologist to ever actually exist, which, of course, excludes the ever-hunky Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into The Pharaoh’s Curse!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Keen is the world’s largest online network of spiritual advisors, providing quality love and relationship advice, psychic advice, and tarot readings since 1999. This episode is really about the core question that started it all with Von Daniken's Ancient Astronaut Theory - how did ancient cultures build such sophisticated - and heavy AF - megalithic structures, sometimes in EXCEEDINGLY inconvenient places all over the world...or more aptly: all over the World Grid?! How did the blocks get there, how do they fit so tight a piece of paper can't get through, and are they gigantic rock antennas and anti-grav gas stations for ancient aliens to fill up their craft? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think the do! Let's proooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Architects!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Is the mysterious Rudloe Manor actually the “Area 51” of Britain? Is Rudloe Manor hiding crashed UFOs in it’s 2.2 million square foot underground tunnel system without the public’s knowledge? Is the Royal British Air Force reverse engineering alien technology right under the noses of the people in County Wiltshire? Is a road trip movie starring Nick Pope and Giorgio Tsoukalos FAR overdue?! We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Mystery of Rudloe Manor!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Keen is the world’s largest online network of spiritual advisors, providing quality love and relationship advice, psychic advice, and tarot readings since 1999. Super heavy (metallic) balls from the sky in Vietnam? The Betz Sphere? The Wedge of Aiud? King Tut’s Dagger? Orichalcum from ancient Sicicly? Ancient metal alloys before the metallurgic knowledge to create them supposedly existed? Were all of these (and more!) actually forged by the gods...AKA ancient extraterrestrials? Were the Greek gods and other divine beings actually dropping technological hints for primitive cultures to get a secret lil’ head start on making the stuff that makes us...us? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Forged by the Gods!