1240 Cerebral Flatulence Podcast

This episode Rodders and Harv talk about Harv's health & celibacy, the ethics of stealing panties (AKA chick dacks) and the possibility of a false flag cyber attack blamed on Putin... or a real one... ! Buckle in for some surprises in this April 1st edition of the podcast! ## LINKS ## My Secret Shame - Panty Theft: Underwear fetishism on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwear_fetishism Not enough blood to the head? https://www.medicaldaily.com/underwear-fetishes-are-caused-decreased-blood-flow-brain-or-least-thats-conclusion-306362 Nah, Chick Dacks: https://www.bonds.com.au/womens/underwear/boyleg.html For Harv's reference: https://www.verywellhealth.com/female-body-diagram-5209032 Let Me Just Say This - Whore Your Way to Health, Harv: Is sex good exercise? https://www.nutrex.com/blog/can-you-lose-weight-by-having-sex/ Fucken Globalists - Cyber Polygon: The Set Up for a False Flag Cyber Attack? WEF Warns of Cyber Attacks: https://www.weforum.org/videos/a-cyber-attack-with-covid-like-characteristics Biden Warns of Putin Cyber Attacks: https://edition.cnn.com/2022/03/22/politics/analysis-biden-warning-putin-cyberattack-us/index.html

This episode we talk beer can disposal etiquette, the irony of the Maza hacking, Space Hotels and how Big Tech Companies may soon be allowed to form governments. Everything you need to know about the fucked up planet we're all trapped on. ## LINKS ## Exploring the Dark Web - Maza Hacked: Gizmodo article: https://gizmodo.com/someone-is-hacking-the-hackers-1846406428 Illuminating the Illuminati - 33 / Numerology: What's the deal with 33?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS1Vv1nduMw Christine Lagarde's "secret message to the Illuminati": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYmViPTndxw The Baader Meinhof effect at work ? https://www.damninteresting.com/the-baader-meinhof-phenomenon/ Big Tech Fuckery - Tech Companies to form Governments?: Jimmy Dore: https://youtu.be/8kKpFf71zBQ Small Mercies - Space Hotel: CNN article https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/voyager-station-space-hotel-scn/index.html

This episode we talk about being shit activists, Pauline Hanson's website hack, Klaus Schwab's Great Reset, whether or not a social credit system might lead to better parental relationships, and most importantly, we have a look at some product reviews on the deluxe fleshlight... no reason. You're not going to want to miss our hot takes on these hot button issues! ## LINKS ## My Secret Shame - Convenience: Cast from any site: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.instantbits.cast.webvideo Activist Hijinks - Pauline Hanson's website hack: Pauline Hanson gets emotional: https://www.couriermail.com.au/technology/pauline-hansons-website-redirected-to-refugee-council-of-australia/news-story/24c956ee7409faf7ecf83485feed2652 Fucken Globalists - The Great Reset, by Klaus Schwab: Do you even read, bro? https://www.amazon.com.au/COVID-19-Great-Reset-Klaus-Schwab-ebook/dp/B08CRZ9VZB Spank Bank - Male sex toy reviews: Get your Fleshlight (reveiws) here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Fleshlight-Vibro-Lady-male-masturbator/product-reviews/B002R69LW8/ Big Tech Fuckery - Social Credit Felix Rex vid on Social Credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp-IODzScgM

This week we're back with a new segment-based format. This episode we talk about why Rodders ruined the podcast, have our now regular rapid-fire catch up, and discuss the big topics facing humanity today. Find out what Google has been up to in "Big Tech Fuckery", how that bitch Christine Legarde is attempting to slander bitcoin in "Fucken Globalists", learn Harv and Rodders deep-seated regrets in "My Secret Shame" and laugh as Harv ineptly vets his stand up material in "Heckle Me This". And if you're feeling randy and like blue booty, we've got a Spank Bank segment just for you. ## LINKS ## Spank Bank - Blue Booty: (apologies, it looks like Stephymoon_ has given up on her Chaturbate gig) My Secret Shame - Luke Slurkowski: https://www.youtube.com/user/wearechange/videos Big Tech Fuckery - Googz Burying OZ News: https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-01-15/google-experiment-burying-links-commercial-news-sites/13060658 Fucken Globalists - Christine Craps on Crypto: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/13/imf-christine-lagarde-calls-bitcoin-crackdown-cryptocurrencies

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we celebrate 40 episodes and reflect on how unprofessional and lazy we are, discuss the supposed mk-ultra experiment "Polybius" and consider the likelihood of a video game triggering mind control. We also talk about ways to tell if your significant other, friend or colleague is a narcissist, and how narcissists can wreak havoc in your life if you let them. If you close your eyes and put some Pink Floyd on in the background, then turn our voices way, way down, you'll probably enjoy this one. ## LINKS ## Polybius: The Legend of Polybius: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gLypLPTljg Share A Slice podcast on Polybius: http://shareaslicepodcast.com/2017/03/11/polybius/ Funny Polybius video by Angry Video Game Nerd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4hktqhBpzY Narcissism: Signs of narcissism: https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/14-signs-of-narcissism Is your significant other a narcissist? https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/communication-success/201409/10-signs-youre-in-relationship-narcissist

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we talk about Caelan Cavanagh's latest video "I LOVE BLACK PANTHER!!!", puzzle over the meaning of Dave Chapelle's last Comedy Special "The Bird Revelation", and wonder how much control the ruling establishment really hold over entertainers and the media. Oh and we rename the podcast. So enjoy the 1240 Cerebral Flatulence Podcast! ## LINKS ## Caelan Cavanagh's Black Panther video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haOnofTpNlo A Transcript of the Dave Chappelle Comedy Special "The Bird Revelation": http://scrapsfromtheloft.com/2018/01/03/dave-chappelle-the-bird-revelation-2017-full-transcript/ Vulture Article on Chappelle's The Bird Revelation: http://www.vulture.com/2018/01/dave-chappelle-how-seriously-does-he-want-to-be-taken.html A (misguided?) analysis of Chappelle's Pimp Story: http://www.vulture.com/2018/01/dave-chappelle-pimp-story-bird-revelation-close-read.html IlluminatiWatcher's conspiracy view: https://youtu.be/vlEez-cmGa4?t=2183

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we talk inverse boners and pseudo-scrotums, explore the massive Illuminati Conspiracy Map, dabble in indigenous affairs and unveil our favourite new crazy conspiracy channel EyeSpy, who reveals the "real faces" of public figures using Photoshop. We hope you enjoy the podcast! ## LINKS ## Female Hyenas have inverse boners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6oumhz5jE EyeSpy's channel - revealing real faces: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evcxv068U1M The conspiracy map: https://throughthelookingglassnews.wordpress.com/2017/11/24/qanon-learn-to-read-the-map-hd/amp

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we explore the link between Hollywood sexual misconduct revelations and the media's anti-Trump campaign, discuss the idea of determinism and if having no free will is philosophically repugnant, and caution listeners about uploading dick picks to the blockchain -- while inventing an app that does just that. We hope you enjoy the podcast! ## LINKS ## Sexual consent app? Swipe to fuck? https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/01/men-try-to-redefine-sexual-consent-with-blockchain/ James Franco sexual misconduct: http://beta.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-james-franco-allegations-20180111-htmlstory.html

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we discuss the fake news propaganda surrounding "those crazy North Koreans", look at the voracity of the "rice experiment" and the power of conscious intention, and chew the fat about Ozzieman Review's purposed "most dangerous of dangerwanks". Because apparently that's a thing... We hope you enjoy the podcast and leave us nice positive comments so we won't turn bright orange and rot like hated rice. ## LINKS ## Truthstream: The Power of Intentions https://youtu.be/D1sWVjXhKfg Two Aussies go to North Korea for a haircut https://youtu.be/JNVCdL908ko Russia story is STILL bullshit: https://youtu.be/pIm9zNItYq8?t=151 Betrayed by Incognito? http://www.ozzyman.com/google-sends-you-this-cheeky-message-if-youve-been-watching-too-much-porn-on-the-sly/

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we talk about the sexual strategies of rats (hint: they are cockblocks), go through a few prescient predictions the Simpsons have made (or did they?), and talk about the recent revelation that Facebook was designed to game human perception while also destroying the social fabric of society. Give it a listen, tell your friends and cheers! ## LINKS ## Rats ejaculate cement: https://youtu.be/3cpuyqxzyyM Zucky wants to 'fix' Facebook: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-facebook-zuckerberg/ceo-zuckerberg-sets-2018-goal-fix-facebook-idUSKBN1ET26H Facebook ripping apart fabric of society: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39RS3XbT2pU The Simpsons keep predicting things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OOPEtd4N7U

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today it's new years eve and what better time to take a look back on some of the topics we've covered and see if we still feel the same way about them now as we did back then? Give it a listen if it interests ya.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we open our Christmas presents and say Merry Xmas, and thanks for listening. We also make a vague segue into beer, elites and the Illuminati, but it's mostly Christmas. Not much else to it, really -- give it a listen if it interests ya.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we talk about where the fuck we've been for the past 5 weeks, revisit thoughts about DMT / Ayahuasca, then segue into Rodders' foot fetish and what that means for his brain chemistry, then, in apology for being away for so long, we play a little bit of the drunkcast that we said we'd never air. Listen to it if it interests ya. If it doesn't fuck off and listen to something better. ## LINKS ## Jaclyn Glenn on DMT / Ayahuasca: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grFqCvATgA4 Jaclyn Glenn on Foot Fetishes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rplg9xUA4fQ

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we rabbit on out invisible wars that are possibly orchestrated by elites - the effects and reasons for them being conducted. Secondly, we bang on about how discussing conspiracy theory can be difficult and why this might be. Why are some people so dismissive of this type of subject matter when so much accessible evidence exists? Last but not least: Harvey Weinstein. Does he engage in nefarious and sleazy behaviour? Has his bro Bob chucked him under the proverbial bus just to assume control of a multi-billion dollar fortune? HAS our very own Harv become a targeted individual? Just bloody well listen to this episode where all is revealed! We also speculate what material a Coke can's knob might consist of.. ## LINKS ## Truthstream Media on Operation Northwoods: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5rBc4GS06s Mark Dice on Harvey Weinstein: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibxq6lpqCSU Corey Feldman on Pedophilia in Hollywood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In7osrOs1qU Maria Abramovic, spirit cooking and Pizzagate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q22h0CO7DSE Sky Maitreya and Project Monarch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8tIlWhsWds

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv! This week, we talk about Robert Lustig's theory that pleasure and happiness have been conflated so much in our society so much that we can no longer tell the difference, and then pretend we understand the science behind dopamine and serotonin. We then apply these new learnings to our own lives and future goals. We also make wank jokes. LINKS: Robert Lustig Interview - Pleasure vs Happiness and hacking the mind: https://youtu.be/EKkUtrL6B18

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv! This week, we cover the recent head-butting incident in the Australian media, then talking about Fake News, Millennials, Environmental Activism and Agenda 21! LINKS: North Hobart man headbutts Tony Abbott: http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/man-charged-over-tony-abbott-headbutt-20170922-gymv7l.html Rant against Millennial politics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O1cmw8BeRk Morgan Freeman jumps the shark: https://youtu.be/V2av__s-598

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we revisit Rodders' claim that smelling farts might be a "health hero", discuss the pros and cons of psychedelics such as DMT, then we take a moment to recognise the coming anniversary of 9/11 by revising some of the old, now debunked conspiracy theories, and perhaps putting one of our own making into the ether! LINKS: Health Benefits of farts: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2687696/Could-smelling-farts-GOOD-Potent-gas-flatulence-help-prevent-cancer-strokes-heart-attacks-claims-scientists.html Farts good/farts on a plane: https://youtu.be/hk4eC6RtjUo?t=8s 9/11: A Conspiracy Theory (James Corbett): https://youtu.be/yuC_4mGTs98?t=15 9/11 Skyscrapers pre-wired (article): http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/11/04/skyscrapers-pre-wired-to-come-down/ 9/11 Skyscrapers pre-wired (audio): http://nwopodcast.com/fetz/media/jim fetzer real deal-Howard Lewis III.mp3 DMT Machine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9VRElK6X9o Psychadellic Revolution (Russel Brand / Under the Skin): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9vNDRGveYs&t=514

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we welcome legendary Melbourne rapper JP back to the podcast, and talk fathers day, sad wanks, and liquor and also whores. We also discuss some important topics briefly before completely derailing ourselves and talking about liquor and whores again. LINKS: Liquor and Whores: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8a9eqkSqM8 50 Cent / Irregular Heartbeat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB9vb392UkI Kelvin the Giggling Idiot (Michael Veitch, NOT Peter Moon!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prrNz91_0fY

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we get back to our roots and discuss the "hair of the dog" hangover cure that many subscribe to. Harv also takes responsibility for the weather problems in Texas, then, segue-free, we riff a bit on the causes of corporate evils, better government systems, and ponder the lessons we might learn from the Trump presidency. LINKS: Colossal Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4680182/videoplayer/vi2507650585 What to expect from Harvey: http://abcnews.go.com/US/expect-hurricane-harvey-week/story?id=49435050 Prince EA on corporations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndo1Bpm7tl0&t=64 Penn Jillette on Trump disproving the Illuminati: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I4a4xpw8C0&t=323 Hair of the Dog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WvtnpwIUSE&t=122

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we discuss the YouTube's new AI de-monetization program and examine whether or not we actually allow each other free speech anyway... LINKS: Google Demonetization: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQrghsLFVtg Arnie shaming Trumpy: http://mashable.com/2017/08/18/arnold-schwarzenegger-donald-trump-charlottesville-neo-nazis/#7hcEEWMh.iq8 Bill Maher subtle censorship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H1bu7ltCZs

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we posit the possibility of porn without profit, reluctantly discuss the possibility that pedogate might be the biggest news story to break in our lifetime, and consider the conspiracy theory that Trump is in fact Biff with a stolen DeLorean. LINKS: Porn without Profit Proof? vid.me/5pDd4 Robert David Steele on pedogate: youtu.be/ugnVQUkBqRs People's brainwaves match those around them: www.businessinsider.com.au/neuroscient…life-2017-7 Charlie Sheen exposed as pedophile? youtu.be/KDNfhldhKI8 Trump is Biff? youtu.be/Lw6-jz8srZo

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we relive Louis CK's famous accusation that Donald Rumsfeld that he is a lizard, accuse James Corbett of ripping off our podcast (later admitting freely that it was, indeed, the exact opposite), then try to recover by talking about the ways in which we implement counter economics in our daily lives. But it's mostly being wrong about James Corbett. Sorry man, you're our guru. This podcast we recorded in two parts, due to technical (user) failure. If there are any weird inconsistencies, that's probably why. LINKS: James Corbett's video "Our Leaders are Psychopaths": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPf5i84BqcA&t=2024s James Cromwell says capitalism is the enemy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtauJkwocUI&feature=youtu.be&t=97 Adam Curtis on Hypernormalisation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBy08P7tHPQ&t=201 Katy Perry Illuminati Confirmed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3EATzYll-w

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we have a very special guest! The REAL Donald Trump joins and we ask him the tough questions. We also continue to debunk the Russian Hacking narrative and discuss Universal Basic Income as referred to in Truthstream Media's documentary "Obsolete". "Obsolete" documentary: https://youtu.be/jPmUGq25KBk Real Time with Bill Maher clip: https://youtu.be/3cDLflyQ8TA?t=639

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we discuss our studio upgrades, CNN's admission that it's fake news, Steve-O's Illuminati religion and then patter on for quite some time about porn in a resource-based economy.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we talk Bit Chute, cover Mark Passio's extreme but strangely valid point of view, AI developing it's own language, Robert Steele's open source ideas and do a quick Vrillex update. Rodders also farts in studio and makes it awkward.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we discuss the theory that Jesus Christ might be a fictional character, then segue seamlessly into a discussion about the possibility that the rulers of the world are, indeed, psychopaths who want to kill us all. Fun for the whole family, as always!

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we discuss more local terrorism, highlight Frank Zappa speaking on why paying attention to commercial media outlets is useless and Katy Perry's recent 'therapy'.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. After a small hiatus we're back to talk about the recent Bilderberg meeting in Chantilly and the terrorism (albeit vague and unspecified) that lives on our very own streets! We talked on the BPI banking kerfuffle that occurred in the Philippines.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we discuss the Flat Earth conspiracy theory, but hopefully from a slightly different perspective than you've heard it before. Please join us!

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we discuss the Mandella Effect almost exclusively. Yes, we stay on a topic for more than 10 seconds. Kind of. It's a head-trip. Join us!

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we discuss who is more of an "everyman" and get into a long rant about fake news, then briefly mention pumpkin spiced condoms just so we could put it in the title.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we discuss how Easterwhy we hate April Fool's Day, how to respond to easily-offended SJW's and the weird shit going on at Denver Airport.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we talk about the comedians we've lost in the past couple of years, how masturbation has evolved with modern conveniences and of course give an update on who's been cloned and murdered.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we talk why we hate April Fool's Day, how to respond to easily-offended SJW's and the weird shit going on at Denver Airport.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. We've been away - we know you've missed us. So we're officially BACK and still gettin' you outta bed! We got wheelhouse, dead and cloned update featuring Truth Seeker Swag Swag and VRillex.. Subscribe and review on iTunes, follow us on Soundcloud and Twitter.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we discuss celebrity clones, our failed drunkcast, vile AusPol member Jacqui Lambie, 'Smash or Pass' on Youtube, energy from people's attention and motivation to be creative. Now GET OUT OF BED!!

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week Rodders announces the wrong episode number of the podcast as well as talking about fluoride in our water, interpretation of the word conspiracy and Piers vs Jeffries. Get OUT of BED!!

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we discuss Philip Island's fairy penguin attraction, the issue of kids left in cars in carparks and we posit the question: if you had a 30 second Superbowl Spot, what would you say to the world?

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. In this episode we discuss how environmental science is possibly just propaganda, Rodders' alleged delicate angry spider, opportunity during the Valentine's Day and the error in the war on terrorism.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Back for 2017, we discuss what underwear choices while planning a massacre, Trump's inauguration speech and puzzle of why the elite eugenicists aren't giving out free porn to all.

Happy New Beers 2017! On the first podcast for the year we discuss what cops are saying in the news to "keep us safe", gory details involving the controversy surrounding the big Toblerone jip, human intelligence philosophy and a brief review of piss weak reasons to celebrate 2016. Get OUT of BED!

Drag yourself out of bed on a Christmas Sunday, listening to poorly expressed twaddle from Rodders and Harv. This week, we cover an array of topics including Ivanka Trump's incident flying coach, why Australia can't generate a decent scandal, and our own personal Christmas issues.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday arvo listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we cover an array of topics including the trending "Fake News" meme, why Rodders has a sim card graveyard on his desk, and Conspiracy Theorists vs. Sheeple.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday arvo listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we cover an array of topics including taking a dump, Seinfeld upsetting every YouTuber ever, and whether or not the New World Order is a bad thing.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday arvo listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. In this week's maiden voyage through the interwebs, we cover an array of topics including hangover cure recipes, the flower of life and self-lowering vaginas.