Bottle Episodes - The Best of Terrible Television

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Stalker. Maggie Q and Dylan McDermott trudge their way through a group of half-rate stalkers who are into it for the love of the game, including Dylan McDermot who's stalking his wife for the right reasons. Come hang out and watch Stalker where they need you to know there's nothing sexual about a college student recording his roommate having sex. Comedian Eliot Thompson watches us from afar! Check him out on Pure Chaos Comedy shows! Stalker Bottle Episode: S01E17 Fun and Games Watch Stalker on the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, we cover not so subtle Tim Allen dig, The Jackie Thomas Show. Tom Arnold helped by peak Roseanne trying to do the show within the show. Meats and BBQ guy who's a terror to work with offstage. Apparently, this was also true of working with Roseanne and Tom Arnold! You know it's a rough show when one of the best things you can say is "Thank god they didn't do blackface" The Jackie Thomas Show Bottle Episode: S01E11 The Player Watch The Jackie Thomas Show on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering commercial turned sitcom Cavemen. Watch Nick Kroll try not to fall apart right before he's about to blow up. Imagine putting on 6 hours of prosthetics just to do the most boring run of the mill sitcom stylings. It's a show that makes Baby Bob look like it's full of plot. Strap into your time machine and let's go to the farback land of 2007 where Cavemen reigned supreme. Comedian Harrison Tweed is out here with his great album, fun sunday show, and strong prejudices against lifeforms from 10,000BC   Cavemen Bottle Episode: S01E04 Nick Jerk Andy Work Watch Cavemen on the Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow View Synonyms and Definitions

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about netflix, twisty, "not-Lost", tropical drama The I-land! It's as gritty as it is tough to understand. Wooden bad writing and acting. Get Lost with us on the I-Land.  Comedian Brandon Gorin loses his fingers during the episode. The I-Land Bottle Episode: S01E05 The Cloud Capp'd Towers Watch The I-Land on Netflix, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's Baby Bob! Chicago teamster child Bob is talking and parents are WORRIED. Elliot Gould and Holland Taylor add gravitas to a sitcom that is 7 years too late. Jim Rash shows up though, so David was willing to forgive immediately. Baby Bob Bottle Episode: S02E03 Reality Bites Watch Baby Bob on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow  

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! PRETTY PEOPLE BEING BORING: WELCOME TO THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE: TBL!   Comedian Abby Washuta is out here interviewing us about our sexuality. The Beautiful Life: TBL Bottle Episode: S01E05 The Beautiful Campaign Watch The Beautiful Life: TBL on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow            

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Myspace Superstar and Bisexual Icon A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. A dating show in 2007 that dares to ask the question, Are we ready for a bisexual train wreck? We watch the pilot to find 16 men and 16 women all ready to date Tila.  It's impressive to make a show this progressive feel this homophobic.  I'd say hop onto your jetskis but this is the kind of show you NEED a head injury to watch.   Comedians Bret Raybould and Nick Whitmer get in on the action and become bisexual too. Nick's Tubi Special Bret's Special A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila Bottle Episode: S02E09 Three Way Getaway Watch A Shot at Love on Daily Motion, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about political satire via muppet babies, Lil Bush! A show built for the future by looking at the past. Originally built for a cell phone streaming service way back in 2007, Lil Bush feels like the tired sputter after 7 years of Bush jokes. Let's live in a weird world where Bush Sr is still president and none of the other characters act like anything we know about them. Dick Cheney is a feral animal, Condeleeza Rice has a big crush on bush and somehow Donald Rumsfeld is played by Iggy Pop. Back to back horrific iraq sketches on the podcast, what more could you expect from 2007.   Comedian Kevin Froleiks is out here releasing new albums! Check out Goodbye Charlamagne We Have Your Son But Please Take Him Back on all available platforms! Lil Bush Bottle Episode: S01E03 Gay Friend/Mexican Watch Lil Bush on Internet Archive, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow        

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering sketch show and comedy central deemed Latino heir to The Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia pre joke theft scandal got his own show where he goes after everyone(mostly minorities). No barrel too bottom for a show that dared to ask the question, "what happens when you have a clown in Darfur?" Slathered in post 9/11  Islamaphobia, lets dive into the pod(ee-dee-dee)cast   Comedian Daniel J Perafan is out here telling everyone he's from Honduras.   Mind of Mencia Bottle Episode: S04E01 Episode 4.1 Watch Mind of Mencia on the Internet Archive, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow      

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's a disco disaster with The Pink Lady and Jeff! Who are the Pink Ladies? Well after 6 episodes America decided it didn't need to know about the Japanese disco duo. Coming over after a minor hit in America Mei and Kei paired up with Jeff Altman to produce a variety show about two years too late. Unable to speak English the ladies had to learn their lines phonetically leading to writers being unable to change scripts. BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE GODDAMN JIM VARNEY IS IN IT. GIVE ME MORE ERNEST. NOM NOM NOM NOSTALGIA. Let;s get in the hot tub. Pink Lady and Jeff Bottle Episode: S01E05 Episode 5 Watch Pink Lady and Jeff on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow          

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering fake racist but very horny sitcom The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer! Starring Chi McBride as a black English noble who ended up a servant at the Lincoln White House. Instead of looking at that premise, the show decides to make a show where Lincoln is essentially Bill Clinton but hornier. From sexting in the Oval office to being too afraid to hook up with a prostitute, this 6'4 president sure was unlucky in love! Really we're just excited to see Chi McBride bowl again. Comedian Chris Faga is out here trying smash Mary Todd. Check out his podcasts. High Society Radioy and Notes of a Goon   The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer Bottle Episode: S01E04 Once Upon a Mistress Watch The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer on the Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow  

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering political sitcom 1600 Penn! Bill Pullman is the president but this isn't Independence Day so this show focuses on Josh Gad.  Created by Clinton and Obama speech writer Jon Lovett, watch as the president and his family get up to some pretty standard sitcom hijinks. We try and figure out why a show about the White House could be so a-political.    Comedian Jake Silberman is out here touring all over. Check out his podcasts. Hard man Soft Boy and The Jake Silberman Show   1600 Penn Bottle Episode: S01E09 Game Theory Watch 1600 Penn on the Internet Archive, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering 7th Heaven follow up by the horniest woman alive The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Following a young Shailene Woodley as she learns the hard lessons of getting pregnant as a teenager. A show about the dangers of teenage trysts that also says the word sex on average of 25 times per episode. Everything from, crazy subplots, Molly Ringwald theme song, and Ernie Hudson got to collect a paycheck! Barbara Hampton created a show where a bunch of 15 year olds are all banging as her subconscious slowly leaked out onto the screen and now we forced ourselves to watch it.   Comedian Molly Kornfeld gets all of the characters pregnant   The Secret Life of the American Teenager Bottle Episode: S04E07 Cute Watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager on Freeform, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow            

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Learn to Read from PBS! Bruce Jenner and Famous Amos (From the cookies!) spend 30 days in a row trying to teach adults how to read! Who has this kind of available time in the era of basic cable? Will there be an 80s rap? Why are they pushing so hard for these people to work in factories? Why is there a rap? If you like three letter words being spoken at you, you're going to love Learn to Read. Comedian Brandon Gorin has a breakdown about whether or not we think he can read.  Learn to Read Bottle Episode: S01E02 Episode 2 Watch Learn to Read on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow    

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering -definitely not Mighty Morphin Power Rangers- Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills! 4 Teenagers with attitude! Getting tattooed by a weird tentacle monster! We watch the most popular episode on YouTube and figure out it's probably about one 10 second clip! Swinton!   Internet Overlord George Pasles helps us figure out who to root for and more! VCR Party Live!   Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills Bottle Episode: S01E12 Nightmare on Rodeo Watch Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Moment of Truth! Fresh off hosting Antiques Roadshow, Mark L Wahlberg goes to see just how much people will admit on television. It's fun, David loves it, Daniel not so much. Will you? Comedian Pamela Ross scores four and wants you to check out her Substack! The Moment of Truth Bottle Episode: All of them! Watch The Moment of Truth on Youtube or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow      

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering reality tv competition/early 2000s gross out reel, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll! Realizing they wouldn't be selling out shows for much longer, the dolls decided to make a reality tv show to add a new member to the burlesque group turned pop stars. They joined for one performance and got horrifically sick for the opportunity, Daniel talks about how much he loved the first episode and we all agreed it didn't get better as it went on. We figure out what happened to their new tour and fight about a fake fight.   Comedian Maggie Lalley helps us figure out who to root for and more! Upcoming Shows Here!   The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll Bottle Episode: S01E08 The Girl Who Becomes a Doll Watch The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow              

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering spawn of Baywatch itself. V.I.P.! Pamela Anderson plays Valerie Irons(no relation to Jeremy) as she stumbles her way through Bodyguarding stardom. Though the real star is early Brian Cranston and not one but TWO other Breaking Bad cast members. And Iced Tea as the Prophet. Comedian Eric Owusu loves V.I.P. more than life itself! (Comedy special defending V.I.P.) V.I.P. Bottle Episode: S02E08 Val Goes to Town Watch V.I.P. on Tubi, Roku TV, Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're hitting the Seinfeld curse hard again with Bob Patterson. Jason Alexander's go at being the 3rd best self-help guru. Do they throw objects at handicapped people? Obviously. Is Robert Kleing disgusted by his age-appropriate hook-up? Why wouldn't he be. Does Brian George get to collect another paycheck off his Seinfeld connection? Always Comedian Gus Tate has an incredible special called Top Gus. Go watch it! Bob Patterson Bottle Episode: S01E04 Awards Bob Watch Bob Patterson on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow  

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly the worst crime Kramer ever committed, The Michael Richards Show! Michael plays a private eye and proceeds to yell at the elderly, get attacked by a woman in bed, and literally doing 30,000 push-ups. From the writer of B-Movie comes an A-moral detective agency with very little point of view. Find out what show Michael Richards turned down because this one flopped! Pick up Michaels new book out in June Comedian Ben Kirschenbaum comes by to talk about how good Seinfeld is. The Michael Richards Show Bottle Episode: S01E05 The Nursing Home Watch The Michael Richards Show on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow            

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Night Man! A show with such bad sound quality I literally had trouble hearing it. The jazz playing, bad vibes feeling, super suited show sprawls out some premise. Why did tech shows hire the king of soul music and then put him on a bus? How did they get David Hasselhoff? We try to figure out all that and more on Bottle Episodes!   Comedian Chris Reiter comes in to help us piece together what actually happened in that film. Night Man   Bottle Episode:   S02E01 The Ultraweb   Watch Nightman on  Freevee, Tubi, Youtube, or the Link   Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King   Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series! It's got all the original characters (minus an egregious Lafawnduh erasure) and all the same jokes from the movie. A show that takes all the weird, awkward fun of the movie and adds a lot of surreal Fox Family guy style humor on top of it. Please join us in becoming official Deidrich Badermales. Comedians Madelien Murphy and Kendra Dawsey come in to make me do Patrick Warburton impressions! Check Kendra out on Not a Yadda Yadda show in NYC on 1/19 and Madelein Murphy's upcoming dates here for both stand-up and her educational talk about queer storytelling at colleges and libraries starting in February! Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series Bottle Episode: S01E06 FFA Watch Napoleon Dynamite on Tubi, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow                                                

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Father of the Pride! A post Shrek Dreamworks high off all that onion money decided to make an animated show about Siegfried and Roy's lions. Premiering less than a year after the lion attack that ended their stage show, we watch John Goodman tell us that yes, lions are horny too. We also try to figure out if they will only cast Cheryl Hines as someone married to a Larry. Comedian Eliot Thompson comes in to help try and liberate the animals from the park! Check him out on Pure Chaos Comedy shows! Father of the Pride Bottle Episode: S01E04 Donkey Sarmoti Moves In Watch Father of the Pride on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Are you There Chelsea! Chelsea Handler's attempt at becoming a Network Sitcom Co-Star palatable to bland results! It's a great cast claiming to live in NYC, but we're positive it's Columbus. The shows mean to gingers and we bully some Mormons. How does a whole show feel hung over? Comedian Pamela Ross Threepeats and wants you to check out her Substack! Are You There Chelsea? Bottle Episode: S01E12 Surprise Watch Are You There Chelsea? on DailyMotion, Youtube or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow      

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's How We Roll! Pete Holmes does a network sitcom about a real-life factory worker turned pro bowler. In a cast comfortable with putting out great traditional sitcom acting, Pete is actively trying to out act them all. Adding all of the out-of-place pathos, Pete is almost in tears for this CBS bowling sitcom. Chi McBride is there as well as Smart Guy. It's a real time.   How We Roll Bottle Episode: S01E06 The Date Watch How We Roll on Amazon, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow            

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Santa inc. The 2021 show that asks what if Jewish people made Christmas super horny? Horny Santa, horny elves, even a horny Easter Bunny this show is DTF. When you can make three stand-up comedians go "This is a little much" you know you have something special on your hands.  Comedian Kenice Mobley has a great solo show called Don't Kill Yourself Yet at the Littlefield in Brooklyn on 1/30!  Santa Inc Bottle Episode: S01E03 Spring Awakening Watch Santa Inc on Tubi, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The War at Home! Possibly the most tasteless show we've watched yet. One scene was so uncomfortable Daniel left the room during it. Is Michael Rappaport going to do a lot of racism? You bet. A show that truly tries to outdo its offense with every scene. Let's all hang with Bootie. Comedian Kevin Froleiks is out here releasing new albums! Check out Goodbye Charlamagne We Have Your Son But Please Take Him Back on all available platforms! The War At Home Bottle Episode: S02E15 Zero Tolerance Watch The War at Home on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Duel Masters! The Yu-Gi-Oh tip off that's actually a Magic the Gathering rip-off! We don't understand the rules and they refuse to explain them. There's a child dressed like a panda that goes by Boy George, a dragon that heats up to one billion degrees, and of course, JIMMY THREE HORNS Comedian Alex Ptak is a delight! Help him fund his new season of Theater of Delights! Duel Masters Bottle Episode: S02E26 Duel-O-Rama Watch Duel Masters on Tubi, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Small Wonder! The show about a "definitely not creepy" adult who makes a little girl robot! Also, how does the bottle episode about tolerance have sooooo many fat jokes? In the final show from the creator of Silver Spoons and the Facts of Life Howard Leeds, we try and figure out if anyone make it out of the production in the industry. Comedian Patrick Hastie comes by to promote his amazing new special I Will Fight All of You  Small Wonder Bottle Episode: S03E06 Read My Lips Watch Small Wonder on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Steven Seagals True Justice, he might be safe hiding but nothing can save him from bad editing, acting, and even worse scripts.  Solving crimes in the heart of Seattle, Seagals one-man journey to destroy the Reelz channel as we in stunned silence try to figure out the catchphrase "TV about movies".  Comedian Kevin O'Brien is pumped to talk about Steven's biggest muscle (his SUV) True Justice Bottle Episode: S02E13 The Shot Watch True Justice on Youtube, Tubi, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Marvel's Secret Invasion! In honor of the Marvels release we watched Samuel L Jackson sleepwalk through a series that makes us ask, is the leader of the Avengers Initiative a good husband? Considering this is the first time we have heard about her, probably not. At least Olivia Coleman is there to collect her boat money.  Comedian Patrick Reilly is back, to figure out exactly how many Marvel shows have come out.  Marvel's Secret Invasion Bottle Episode: S01E04 Beloved Watch Marvel's Secret Invasion on Disney+, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Better Call Saul Presents Slippin Jimmy! Why does a prestige drama have an animated spin off? To feed the content gods at AMC+! Let's follow little Saul Goodman as he runs around with his friend who he (kind of) get's killed in the first season! Is this for adults or kids? Hard to say. Does it involve Jimmy really dealing with anything morally complicated even on a kid level? Not remotely. Are there a lot of old movie references as the whole joke? HEEEEEEEEEREEEEES JIMMY! Comedian Brandon Gorin is back, possibly against his will  Better Call Saul Presents Slippin Jimmy Bottle Episode: S01E04 City Flights Watch Better Call Saul Presents Slippin Jimmy on AMC+, Youtube(?), or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Little Shop! The cartoon reboot of the 1960 Roger Corman movie not to be confused with the 1986 musical movie with Steve Martin and Rick Moranis. This is fully trapped in 1991 complete with incomplete art style and Flavor Flav-inspired raps. A bully with headgear, mostly nothing lessons, and Dave going in and out of bringing his A-game Comedian Brandon Gorin joins to help get me into the pocket Little Shop Bottle Episode: S01E06 I Loathe a Parade Watch Little Shop on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about the America-based British sitcom I Live with Models! Fresh out of 2015, but feeling like it's 2005, I Live With Models is a borderline parody sitcom about a Hand Model living with three traditional models in Miami. Is it gross, fairly tasteless and yet benign? Do we live with regret? Yes and yes. So come enjoy another episode of I Live with Bottle Episodes. Comedians Josh Ri'Esgo Lives with the shame of picking this TV show! I Live With Models Bottle Episode: S01E08 Hurricane Party Watch I Live With Models on Amazon UK, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Weeknds kinks in TV form, The Idol! How far is a show going when even David is saying there's too much sex? It's not just all the breath play that will leave you gagging. At least the character actors are having fun, from aggro-agent Eli Roth to weird Italian Hank Azaria.  Comedian Bobbi Elfie goes in hard for her boy the Weeknd because she's a freak yeah! The Idol Bottle Episode: S01E02 Double Fantasy Watch The Idol on Max, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Turn On! The shortest-run television show in the history of television. Adult Swim-style programming before America had really lost faith in the office of the president. Trying to be the edgy laugh-in, with the creators of laugh-in, the show was taken out by a large crowd of angry Ohioans. Crow obviously loved it.  Comedian Dane Rothenberg backs me up against Daniel's reign of Turn On terror! Turn On Bottle Episode: Episode 2 Watch Turn On on Lost Media Wiki, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Warren Buffett's Millionaire Kids Club! Finally, a show where Warren Buffett lectures kids about financial advice while not spending a dime on the show. They somehow end up in King Arthur's Court and it's all pretty aggravating. Jay Z shows up and does some of his worst acting to date   Comedian Brandon Gorin joins to have a small meltdown Warren Buffet's Millionaire Kids Club Bottle Episode: S01E11-13 A Midwestern Yankee in King Arthur's Court Watch Warren Buffet's Millionaire Kids Club on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about the MTVication of a beloved British gritty teen sex drama, Skins US! How do the original creators come to this continent to fundamentally misunderstand their work? For a series that is built around being authentic, why do they leave out the gay character and Eating Disorder plot? Mostly though we try to figure out why the lesbian cheerleader can't stop sleeping with one of the lamest guys put to screen.  Comedians Bobbi Elfie and Josh Ri'Esgo come by for an overstuffed US version of Bottle Episodes! Skins US Bottle Episode: S01E02 Tea Watch Skins US on This Guys Site, Amazon, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about one of the hottest shows we've ever covered, Knife or Death! What happens when you combine toxic and fragile masculinity into one perfect package. Watch people lose to water gallons, battle slow-moving boxes, and get winded in record time. Try to hold onto your raw meat and red liquid, because they're going to get chopped at!  Comedian Mel Guevara comes by to be awarded the prize of drunkest guest! Knife or Death Bottle Episode: S01E06 Last Action Hero Watch Knife or Death on Netflix, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about one of the biggest crimes to Italian Americans since what they did to Chef Boyardee! This show feels like it came from the can as we try to figure out how many boob job jokes a show can make in six minutes, how Joey keeps getting acting work and why none of the other "Friends" show up. "How we doing?" At least Jennifer Coolidge is in it.  Comedian Ben Kirschenbaum comes by to talk about baseball with Crow Joey Bottle Episode: S01E14 Joey and the Premiere Watch Joey on The Internet Archive, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly one of the worst shows we've ever covered Family Dog. A Simpson's rip-off with some of the biggest talents, including Spielberg and Tim Burton, creating a show that asks the question, how much can you laugh at a family abusing a dog? Refusing it water, putting it in a dog show out of spite, and letting him run away with a homeless person.  Comedian Joe Russel comes in to figure out if we can murder an animated family. Family Dog Bottle Episode: S01E09 Family Dog Goes Homeless Watch Family Dog on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow   CW: Animal Abuse

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about My Mother The Car. A talking animal show where you replace the animal with am old Studebaker with the spirit of the leads mom. The show Jerry van Dyke chose instead of Gilligan's Island and so bad it killed the mom('s career). We start trying to figure out why everyone isn't more excited about the afterlife and just exactly where is the mom in the car. My Mother The Car Bottle Episode: S01E11 My Son the Ventriloquist Watch My Mother the Car on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Chevy Chase Show! From the same infamous period of television that brought you Whoops! and Renegade brings you one of Hollywood's least affable personalities to the world of talk shows. Goldie Hawn on cocaine, vomiting Mexican hands and white face! All in the first 20 minutes. Listen to this episode and then get baffled by how much less fun it is to watch. Comedian Dane Rothenberg comes in to help get the cake off Daniels lap! The Chevy Chase Show Bottle Episode: S01E?? Pamela Anderson/Sam Elliot Watch The Chevy Chase Show on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

THEY WERE PODCASTERS AND GOOD AT THEIR JOBS Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about your uncles favorite show, Renegade! Lorenzo Lamas hosts a show that truly only existed to take advantage of syndication laws. We ask the tough questions like why does every cop show hate the IAD? More importantly, why does the motorcycle stay in motel while Reno has sex with his wife? D.B. Cooper shows up to encourage Lamas to have sex with his daughter. Chef Bryan Boss comes in to guest host with his motorcycle! Renegade Bottle Episode: S04E03 The Ballad of D.B. Cooper Watch Renegade on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Chef Dynasty House of Fang. Food network gets a Bravo style show in the vapid as inane House of Fang. We try and figure out how Kathy Fang convinced her father to participate in it at all and if any of the people in the show actually work there or are just hired models.  Chef Bryan Boss comes by to give us his spiciest takes on the food Chef Dynasty House of Fang Bottle Episode: S01E06 Legacy or Loyalty Watch House of Fang on MAX, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about 3s A Crowd! Would you ruin your marriage for a chance at $333? Game Show Magnate Chuck Barris let hubris run full steam ahead into creating a show asking "Who knows a man more, his wife or his secretary?" It's bananas, bonkers and insane. David loved it more than he should have. A woman got so mad she basically teleported to the present. Comedian Pamela Ross returns to be our third and to tell you to check out Just Come a Comedy Show every Tuesday night at Graham Bar 8:30PM 3s A Crowd Bottle Episode: S01E07 Episode 7 Watch 3s A Crowd on DailyMotion, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Dreams! John Stamos had a pre Full House Band trying to make it sitcom, laugh track and all. We bring up how he joined the Beach Boys and try to figure out if there's any more conflict than a weight lifting competition. Comedian Pamela Ross joins to talk about how much she likes the theme song and to tell you to check out Just Come a Comedy Show every Tuesday night at Graham Bar 8:30PM Dreams Bottle Episode: S01E12 Birthday Party Watch Dreams on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Click and Clack as the Wrench Turns! 10 episodes of Click and Clack really causing a muck! It's the first season of a television show somehow on its tenth. We mostly try to figure out why they added a Hitler character. Click and Clack's As the Wrench Turns Bottle Episode: S01E10 Casino Watch As the Wrench Turns on Youtube, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Tomes and Talismans! "Quite possibly the finest post-apocalyptic educational series about library science ever produced by Mississippi Public Television." Get ready for an in-depth hard hitting look into the Dewey Decimal system in what was probably the second smelliest series we've covered. (Looking at you Lancelot Link!).  We decide we're team Wiper and wonder if this might have been and inspiration for Ted Kaczynski Comedian Brandon Gorin joins to explain why its now his 4th(!) favorite show Tomes and Talismans Bottle Episode: Apparently all of them? Watch Tomes and Talismans on Youtube, Mississippi Public Broadcast, or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Work It. A show that was tone deaf in 2012 when it came out. A midseason replacement to another man based show. The only thing more strained than the nylons is the idea that no one is supposed to realize they're in costume.  Comedian Patrick Holbert joins to break down their fashion choices mostly. Work It Bottle Episode: S01E11 Masquerade Balls Watch Work It on On This Guys Site for Now or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Pogmentary. Paul Pogba felt that he was not getting paid enough by Manchester United so he made a documentary to let everyone know that Paul Pogba thinks that Paul Pogba is the greatest soccer player to ever grace the sport. A docuseries as shallow as the personality behind it. We're not saying this killed his agent but his death wasn't enough to stop it from getting over 20,000 1 star reviews. Comedian Ross Parsons joins us to figure out Football and the French   The Pogmentary Bottle Episode: S01E02 Episode 2 Watch The Pogmentary on Amazon Prime or the Link Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King Follow Crow @DanielFCrow