Gabbing with Babish

In which we realize we'll probably never hit 700 home runs or score more 3-pointers than Smush Parker. Also, Ripper Collins? You idiot, you should've written the great American Novel instead of toiling in the minor leagues for 8 years you stupid loser. John Wick rules John Wick forever. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

This episode has got noods! The sexy kind. Not those gross pictures featuring various genitalia. No, we talking bout nooooodles. Hand pulled. Sensual. Voluptuous. Delicious. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We love to say our wonderful catchphrase - It's Haircut Time! We continue the Baseball Bit that everyone enjoys, and we barely bother to discuss the thing this show is supposed to be about. What I'm trying to say is: we are so back. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We're back and we're worse. But we didn't talk about Chipotle even once! Its all about the little victories. Speaking of little victories, RORYYYYYYYYYYY!!! HE WON THE MASTERS AND THERE IS A GLIMMER OF LIGHT IN THIS WORLD OF DARK!!!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

And look, the third one! Completing the bit! The harrowing conclusion to the much-acclaimed trilogy! Chipotle, baby! Come for the Chipotle bit, stay for a top-tier 'Eat Pray Love' joke. Really monumental stuff. Long live Hook!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

They said it couldn't be done! They said they couldn't get another 10 minutes our of Chipotle and boy were they wrong! Here come the competitors! You won't BELIEVE how much the Boyz can get out of simply discussing crushed chips. Arise, arise, all burrito boys! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

This is the start of what will definitely not be referred to moving forward as The Chipotle Trilogy. After a protracted discussion on the famed fast-food mexican restaurant, we will then discuss Tots, Sauces, and such. You love it. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Heads up folks its about to get weird! The Boyz, or Niños as we'd like to be called, will be traveling, so the schedule is gonna be a little wonky. Joe is going to Alaska and Jonny is going to India to try McDonalds over there. I will remain here, to fight Fascism, because I am not a coward. Anyway, listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Plus? Poo poo pee pee Pringles podcast pancake plunder paper princess peach pistachio peloton pyrex piru pied piper piano. Just a fun alliteration bit for ya. SpongeBob SquarePants and the stupid burgers he made in an admittedly funny episode. We're having a nice time. Fcuk Elton Mask. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Hey Patrick Mahomes, your play was so gross and sloppy I almost confused it for the French dish Ratatouille! (Get absolutely REKT) That perfect burn leads us into this weeks episode about the soup from Pixar's Ratatouille. It looks good! Unlike that frog voiced dope from Kanas City. (REKT again!) We like to have fun. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Wanna know how Luka Doncic says 'pig in a blanket' in Slovenian? "Prašič v odeji," according to google translate. Pretty cool. Anyway, The Office! We're dissociating, come on in, the water's fine. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Our slog continues. We toil in the mines of season depression extracting what precious ore of happiness we can. All the time counting the days until daylight savings time frees us from the shackles of this life and we can once again frolic in the sunshine. Anyway this episode is about Home Alone. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

It's got everything in this one, folks. Baseball, Oreos, the boys having a Cooking Sunday. I mean, everything. 30 Rock, meatballs, a discussion of non-edible Reese's products. Shoutout to all the cowards, it all sucks but you make it better! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

How does one perceive the passage of time? For Jonny, there is only before and after How I Met Your Mother. For James, it is a series of wheels. For Joe? Time does not exist. And for this, the Boyz have mastered time. Time is their dominion. They will never die!!!!! Now enjoy an episode about sausage. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

It's a late-night ep, baby, and you know what that means: dysfunction galore! Tim Salmon, Thanksgiving, and a Reese's cat scratcher. We've got it all this week, please listen and do all the other stuff as well. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Will we ever stop talking baseball up top? Who knows!!! Thanksgiving stuff (and stuffing! folks!), leftovers stuff, star wars stuff. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

You guys ever remember some guys? Can any of those guys succinctly explain what pudding is? WHAT IS IT?!?! WHY DO WE LET THE BRITISH GET AWAY CALLING EVERYTHING PUDDING?!?! WE SHOULD REVOLT AGAIN!!!! Also, would Harry Potter have survived Stalin's Great Purge? Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Hey existence is pain and luckily for us all there's only a little bit of it left. We apologize for how Joe sounds this week, his stupid nose went on strike. Donuts! Ice Cream! SpongeBob! Bobby Bonilla Day! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Pretty straight forward episode here folks. There is a recipe, it is made, and we discuss. Right down the middle. Much like a fastball, which the Yankees CANNOT FUCKING HIT! FUCK WHAT ARE THEY DOING WHY DO THEY SUCK? They did win one though... Listen! Its a good time for all involved. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We've been traveling! But we're back. Until we're not! Such is life. We have also been eating hot dogs and ruining ourselves. We do it all for YOU. Please RESPECT us! Anyway, avert your ears Wes Anderson haters. Or tune in, to listen to at least one of us hate on Wes Anderson. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Much like Cal Ripken Jr.'s unbreakable appearance streak, we have managed to string together 3 straight episodes, so.....see you in November? Who knows, the Boyz got a bunch of travel coming up so its all a crap shoot and nothing in life is guaranteed, hug your kids, kiss your dogs, walk your wives, you get it. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Lasagna soup: like regular lasagna but to stay! Everything Everywhere All At Once? More like...well, you saw the pod title. We were annoyed by the ep but if you liked it please don't beat us up! We were deep in our cups of haterade! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Boyz have been scattered. Dispered. Asunder. Simply spread across the globe. Where? Well you'll have to listen to them discuss baseball, chicken wings and briefly mention the Simpsons to find out! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

"Pee cans are for truck drivers." Emeril Lagasse hates the working class! He hates them! Broad City: good show! Churrons look unnecessary but sure we'll try it. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

In a word? Egg. In several more words? We got a hot new ep about a hot new show, that's right, this season's freshest comedy is Seinfeld. Jerry and his delightful band of miscreants live in NYC and no matter where they go hijinks ensue. If you don't like what we talk about in this episode, boy are you going to be disappointed with next episode! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Pipin' hot and fresh out the oven, that's right folks: heavily laminated layers of buttery, flaky Podcast. Just for you. Come get some. You love it. We love it. We all love it. Steve Martin is a wild and crazy guy for this one. SEND US EMAILS YOU COWARDS. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Boyz are here once again and boy are they acting like a bunch of sweet preachers, if you know what I mean. Like do you know what I mean? Do you? Do you get what I mean when I refer to them, collectively, as sweet preachers? DO YOU?!?!?! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Olympics are here, and we salute...a Swedish Creole! Otherwise we're talkin' paella (never far from our thoughts), Recent Eats, and briefly, barbecue! Apologies for our recent absences! Please come back we miss you! Sponsored by Chili's lol eating good in the neighborhood Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The Boyz continue to be back. No one has ever been as back as these Boyz. And to prove how back the Boyz are? Well they talk about pizza and hot dogs and cereal and baseball. Each topic proving exactly back these Boyz are. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

We're back and we're taking easy potshots at Jerry Seinfeld, get in here and get it while it's hot y'all! Also, Crab Bisque, Baby. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Another episode making a food from everyone's favorite deep-sea rectangle, SpringBab ShortsGuy! Also, requisite cooking talk, baseball talk, basketball talk, and a fun email from a coward. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

*extremely Thin Lizzy voice* The Boyz are back on the pod! The Boyz are back on the pooooOHooood! We are so back baby! And how to we signal our backness? By skipping this abysmal episode of Binging with Babish and basically just vibing for 40 minutes. Jimmy had a bunch of food adventures and we get a fun email from a Coward! Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

The fellas is all hitched now, sorry GWB groupies. Invite Joe to your wedding to see a silly little chaos gremlin full of cake and free beer. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

God is angry and he has shown his displeasure by taking away the sun! We must repent! What could have caused such wrath? Perhaps it is this mayo based salad from How I Met Your Mother? A salad that, much like the later seasons of that show, are an afront to god! But fear not! In an effort to get right with His righteousness our beloved Jonny is getting married! He will stop living in sin and all the Boyz will be wed. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Sorry y'all but we're in our Luis Aparicio era. Landlords: for the first time in history, you are hereby on notice. We will cancel all listener debts to their landlords henceforth. So let it be written, so let it be done. Sugar Shack Donuts, if you listen, please sponsor us by sending us a tremendous amount of your delicious products. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Look, we heard you loud and clear, Big Shirt is back!!! Also we discuss the delight that is an arepa, Taco Bell reawakenings, and James' inability to imagine non-Italians making good pizza. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

I'm not mad about my new nickname, please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad at my new nickname. PLEASE GIVE US ATTENTION WE CRAVE IT. Send us your 'Pizza Hut/Taco Bell' restaurant combos? Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

MOVIE TRAILERS SHOULD NOT BE MISLEADING OR ELSE YOUR MOM WILL CRY VERY HARD AT THE MOVIES. This movie sucks. The food also kind of looks like it sucks. but you know what doesn't suck? This episode. The Boyz have a good time despite the crappy source material. Plus,what do you sneak into movie theaters? Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Wells Fargo? More like Smells Fargo. That's something you can say. Like you CAN say that. If anyone wants to fight me for anything that was said on this week's pod, you're cordially invited to come catch these hands at the Drive Shack in Raleigh. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

This episode has got balls. Big, nutty, Schweddy balls. Remember that sketch? Do you remember the peak of comedy? Balls. The boys cover all sorts of topics on this one, sleeping, chinese food, art protests, and of course...balls. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com! Balls.

Happy Valemtimes Day Ya Friggin Cowards! *Extremely regional American accent voice* Squarsh. In honor of Harmon Killebrew, the mormon slugger who never did fun stuff but loved to mash dingers. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

This podcast has a bit of everything, senior superlatives, Brad Pitt, Ross Geller remaining the most loathsome character in the American canon. Its all there! Plus we discuss yams and sweet potatoes, they continue to baffle me! Enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

(it's me, I am the demon barber of sweet treats). trigger warning: milk is discussed in excess. Look it's all jokes and stuff but Barbershop 2: Back in Business fuckin GOES. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Quite simply: we are the champions, my friends. We are awaited in Valhalla, where we will ride eternal, shiny and chrome. I live, I die, I live again. Food is eventually discussed. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Its 2024 and boy are we still doing this podcast! Everything is terrbile! Michigan won. Dave Portnoy won. All is not right. Much like the contestants of Squid game, we are suffering. But nevertheless, we persist! Listen and enjoy a sneak peak at the making of crabbies! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Do you know what Italians are? No? Well boy have we got a movie for you, My Cousin Vinny! You'll learn all about their vibrant culture and maybe one or two things about cars! Also in this episode, grits! And shrimp! And shrimp and grits! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

SNORKELING IS WATERBOARDING, PASS IT ON. I may be a fuckin bozo, but at least I'm not the dead fool Henry Kissinger. Anyhow, we've got a whole month+ to catch up on, get into it ya dang cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Oh wow, what a time capsule of an episode. Listen to how young we were a month ago. So much has happened since then, and we refuse to discuss any of it. I'm back from Fiji now, so I get to use this space to say SMDFTB THE SUN WILL NEVER SET ON THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. Mea culpa - we skipped a 20 minute episode where Papaw cooks with James Gandolfini's son. Sorry. But also, you're fine. We love you. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

This episode focuses on foods from a video game none of the Boyz have ever even heard of. So instead this episode serves as an exposé of the heinous crimes committed by the football coaching staff at the University of Michigan. Scoundrels and ne're-do-wells, the lot of them! Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

Have you ever been in a fight? Do you have strong feelings about black and white cookies? Do you want to get in a fight over black and white cookies? Boy, have we got an episode for you! Its another Seinfeld episode, listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!

James and Joe have terrible audio and for this they shall be righteously punished. For James, a hair shirt to penance him for his folly in offending. For Joe, the lash, but alas he has fled the country to avoid his fate. Apologies. There is also food talk! Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ gabbingwithbabish@gmail.com!