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It's been a wonderful, disgusting ride. I propose a pussywine toast. Raise your glass high, and your thighs wide. Godspeed, you pussybowls. The final Happy WikiHow Game articles:https://www.wikihow.com/Not-Get-Caught-Looking-at-Pornhttps://www.wikihow.com/Get-Anime-Eyeshttps://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Trypophobiahttps://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Slugshttps://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Running-Latehttps://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction We appreciate all of the support, laughs, and gags. I'm gagging as I type this. Also, we killed Alan after this episode as he tried using some chaos magic incantation to inseminate Michaela's stuffed sloth.

this week we fucking leak all over the goddamn recording studio, new episode some sundays probably   https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Huge-Butt--------------------------------------------------------------------------HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Cryptocurrencies, Cool Cat, school shootings, mobile games, and more, oh my! Don't miss out today's disgustingly, sloppy episode of Happy Trail Mix!New episode almost every Sunday!--------------------------------------------------------------------------HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Have you ever farted so hard your plane took an emergency landing? Did you run for Governor at the age of 16? Me neither. All this and more in today's scrumptious Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Fart Attack: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/fart-attack-plane-makes-emergency-landing-after-passenger-refuses-stop-breaking-wind-flight-1662146 Kansas' Teen Governor Nominees: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/09/584678163/kansas-scrambles-to-change-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race Today's Wikihow: https://www.wikihow.com/Do-Advanced-Computer-Yoga --------------------------------------------------------------------------HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

This week we discuss gay phone apps, penile ejaculation delay cream, the Winter Olympics, and robots in Japan that help the elderly. What went wrong here. All this and more in today's soggy Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Articles we used: Benjamin Franklin Popups: https://www.technologyreview.com/s/610152/social-networks-are-broken-this-man-wants-to-fix-them/ Japan's robot helpers: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/06/japan-robots-will-care-for-80-of-elderly-by-2020 Fatty masses:http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/fatberg-london-museum-1.4525964 Weed Lube: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/53nx9k/what-happens-when-you-drink-an-entire-bottle-of-weed-lube Fatberg: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/02/09/gross-but-strangely-compelling-chunks-of-londons-fatberg-go-on-display/--------------------------------------------------------------------------HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Brothels in Houston, livers in Disney, and sarcasm on the internet are discussed while we ignore Lockhrin all in today's nauseating sack of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! For today's wikiHow:https://www.wikihow.com/wikiHow:About-wikiHow HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Hi. It's me. Obscur. I listened through the audio playback of the other three hosts and I'm not sure what any of this. They call me brown a sizable amount of times. Enjoy. New frothing bag of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

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The possibly European, possibly anti-alcohol, possibly homeless rock band Gun Dog stops by the show. Get ready to have your ears infused with the loving sounds of child rum. We also briefly mention Canadian censorship and Action Park. New disgusting bag of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Happy Wikihow articles: https://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Your-Gun-Doghttps://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=preteen+sleepoverhttps://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=kevin+spacey HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/  

The gang pulls a prank. A Kim prank. A GOOD Kim prank. Get pranked. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Boo! The gang celebrates the spooky season by discussing ART! We get into the morality of graffiti, the value of memes as an art form, and gross-out performance art pieces! Also included: Fart jokes and a smol rap. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Grape-kun, the penguin with a waifu passes away and we mourn. Lockhrin auditions for hentai and iCarly Charades introduce us to "crazed toddler hole". New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! No topic list this week, we freeballed.Tweets about Grape-kun: https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/922071023117221890 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

A festival celebrating Shrek? Taylor Swift doing something damp and unreasonable?? All of this and more in today's sloshing bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!Topic 1: That Festival Smells Like Onionshttps://www.avclub.com/heres-everything-you-missed-at-shrekfest-where-irony-g-1818846605?rev=1506531824744&utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketingTopic 2: Taylor's Ticket Toilshttp://www.popbuzz.com/music/artists/taylor-swift/news/taylor-swift-verified-fan-ticket-scam/#R3LWtyHwMmjwWoX4.97THE HAPPY WIKIHOW GAME! ft. Michaela, Your Host Who Smells Grosshttp://www.wikihow.com/Communicate-With-Deaf-Peoplehttp://www.wikihow.com/Elevate-Your-FeetTopic 4: I literally forgot i'd just listen to the audio, fuck lockhrinHTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Sonic the Edgehog joins forces with Hooters? A rogue artist at Netflix draws a penis on a little kids show? Ducks are competitive with their dick size? All this and more on today's genital-fueled episode of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Sonic the Boobhoghttps://kotaku.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-is-teaming-up-with-hooters-yes-hoo-1818685633 Topic 2: My Little Penis: Netflix is Magichttps://www.avclub.com/legal-action-is-underway-against-artist-who-drew-a-peni-1818665632?utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Host Who Styles Totes, Lockhrinhttp://www.wikihow.com/Play-With-Dogshttp://www.wikihow.com/Dance-Without-Embarrassing-Yourselfhttp://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Cats Topic 3: Duck Duck Dickhttp://www.ibtimes.com/penis-enhancement-among-ducks-caused-competition-other-males-2591807 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Free abortions for those hit by hurricanes? A little’s boy who’s dream of mowing the White House lawn comes true? All this and more in today’s delicious, slightly offensive bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Those free hurricane abortions and only abortionshttp://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/09/15/free-abortions-offered-to-women-affected-by-hurricane-harvey.html Topic 2: the slender man stabbing: 3 years laterhttp://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41292913 THE HAPPY WIKIHOW GAME!http://www.wikihow.com/Describe-a-Smellhttp://www.wikihow.com/Pronounce-Meme Topic 3: the hero child who mowed trump’s lawnhttp://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-surprises-high-fives-11-year-mowed-rose/story?id=49869503 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Michaela gets a golf cart stuck, I douse Alan in hand sanitizer, and the hit 2001 movie Y Tu Mamá Tambien is discussed and then destroyed. Also, we look at frog hentai. All this and more in this week's delicious Happy Trail Mix blend! New cronchy episode every week! Mega Man Cover art: http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/37/98/d3dccf401c36c0f9632c23c719eb80f6.jpg HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/

Hey you! Yeah you with the highlighter up your ass! You ready for hot and heavy discussion on all your favorite topics? This week on the Happy Trail Mix comedy podcast we talk about being pregnant at work, making yourself poop, blinding yourself and more! Brand new NSFW episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! This weeks wikiHow articles:http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Yourself-Poophttp://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Being-Pregnant-at-Work HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/

HEY NERD. Do you love science? Billy Nye The Sciency Guy? NASA? 9-year-olds? Well even if you HATE all of those things, you'll love today's special bag of science trail mix where we talk about all of this and more! New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Topic 1 Self-driving car? Or man dressed as car seat?http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Driver-Dressed-Like-a-Seat-Spotted-Inside-Driverless-Van-439041863.html Topic 2 The Nasa 9 Year Oldhttps://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-to-9-year-old-applicant-for-alien-protection-job-maybe/ Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow Game REDUX ft. Your Host Who Hits the High Notes, Obscur http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Potato-Clockhttp://www.wikihow.com/Take-Erotic-Photos-of-Yourselfhttp://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Realistic-Farting-Noisehttp://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Cryhttp://www.wikihow.com/Crush-a-Can-with-Air-Pressure Topic 4 Michaela and Obscur Blood Pact Update Topic 5 Total solar eclipse on the 21st https://www.greatamericaneclipse.com/ http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/mum-asks-for-facebook-group-to-reschedule-solar-eclipse-because-its-the-same-time-as-school/news-story/0c41a32c611619b6632f4bdb364b8b39 Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/    

Don't you hate it when you get married, and your wife immediatley pulls a gun on you? Have you ever gotten your chronic from a man named Weed? And Jake Paul is the Vine star that is more disgusting than we ever could be. New zany episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Topic 1 The Newlywed Gun Game: Wife pulls out a pistol from her dress and aims at hubbyhttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/bride-jailed-pulling-gun-dress-firing-husband-article-1.3377557 Topic 2 Man named Weed Trafficks Weedhttp://newsok.com/man-named-weed-accused-of-trafficking-weed/article/5558943 Shoutout Meddling Kids PodSteven and Juliehttps://twitter.com/MeddlingKidsPod Topic 3 What the Hell is a Jake Paul Michaela & Obscur blood update ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Extra:Robert Pattinson Won't Diddle a Doghttp://www.tmz.com/2017/08/05/robert-pattinson-masturbating-dog-joking/

A long-distance blood pact, bones are found in hot dogs, and Pokemon Go Fest was a disaster. How spooky! All this and more in this week's episode of Happy Trail Mix. On this show, the 4 hosts debate and use mean words towards each other as we discuss recent events and things nobody cares about! New episode every Sunday! Topic #1 Niantic Continues to Ruin Pokemon Gohttp://www.pokebeach.com/2017/07/pokemon-go-fest-a-complete-disaster http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2017/07/27/some-pokemon-go-fest-attendees-are-suing-niantic.aspx?utm_content=buffer4f2b2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer Topic #2 Order Your Hot Dogs BONELESShttps://consumerist.com/2017/07/17/7-million-pounds-of-hot-dogs-recalled-because-no-one-wants-to-eat-bone-shards/ Topic #3 Obscur subjected himself to the emoji movie; how is he alive Shout-outs The Mr. BS ShowNah Shidposting because I am gay lol Wow It's the 50th Episode!Also, Lockhrin was right, he first appeared on the 9th episode. Obscur and Michaela's Update - The Blood Pact Alan's Wizardry Update - The End? FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw  

We don't do anything this week, don't listen. We get into heated debates into topics that don't matter. If you've wanted to hear people be upset over The Emoji Movie and each other's existence, this is the podcast for you. Except its not. No one deserves this. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw

Nevada has too much fun and runs out of recreational marijuana. We explain that we have, in fact, touched alcohol. Obscur has Asian glow and dies. Lockhrin takes a political quiz and learns more about himself than he ever wanted.FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw

The boys successfully bring up 12year olds for an uncomfortable amount of time, and ensure that we are put on a government list. If you're 12, get ready for a wild ride. If you are any other age, you are banned from listening to this episode and most promptly leave the premises.  FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw  

Man sauce and splooshy feminine lemonade are discussed in...in...god, i gagged writing that. New episode of this disaster of a podcast every Sunday! Thanks to Richard Penny for the music! He wrote the intro and the background music. https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/ FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ The Are Ceilings Walls? Poll http://www.strawpoll.me/13283769

Why would Smash Mouth retweet an artist known for drawing lolis and Nazi imagery? Why did we invite yet another furry onto the show? Are you surprised by our lack of viewership like I am? A delicious helping of Happy Trail Mix is delivered every Sunday! Don't miss out!  Serious question! Are ceilings walls? Vote: http://www.strawpoll.me/13283769 Topic 1: Somebody Once Retweeted…An Anime Porn Nazi http://gizmodo.com/smash-mouth-retweeted-an-anime-porn-nazi-1796348092/amp Topic 2: [[she-bangs]] Us talking about us guy things ;) Like, poop, for example. Topic 3: Alan's Wizardry Update FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/

This week, we discuss where fidget spinners do not go, succ, play the Happy Wikihow Game, and set ourselves up for a miserable time with Obscur's shenanigans abroad.   Topic 1 - Fidget Slicing   http://www.pressunion.org/oklahoma-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-cock-ring-gets-stuck/   Topic 2 - That Good Succ   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vampire-couple-sucks-blood_us_593ac899e4b0b13f2c69daf4?section=us_weird-news   Topic 3 - Happy WikiHow Game with your Host who Carries Totes, Alan   Topic 4 - Obscur is a Big Gay Weeaboo Homosexual Loser Ass Bitch FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw  

The gang dives into the harvard meme controversy and the questionable ethics of human animal hybrids.Topic 1: Murr, Hello World: Animal/Human Hybrid Developmenthttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetec...Topic 2: Spicy Expulsion Memes for Degenerate Teenshttp://www.cnn.com/2017/06/05/us/harv...https://thetab.com/us/2017/06/05/harv...Topic 3: The Cuck Among Us: Cuck, Originshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZtPh...Topic 4: Alan Wizardry UpdateFOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/a...

All alone this week, Alan and Lockrin find themselves horribly, terribly lost.Topic 1 - Ghosting, the Real Male Privilege Topic 2 - The Rolling Stones; How Roller Coasters Help Pass Kidney Stones https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/09/for-kidney-health-roller-coaster-therapy/501278/?utm_source=fbb Topic 3 - Mark Zuckerberg hires Filipinos to Moderate Facebook https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/05/facebook-filipino-army/ Topic 4 - How anime of a time we think Obscur is having in JapanFOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/a...

The Boys and Girl get down discussing Pussy Island, playing the Happy Guessing Game, and Alan didn't know Neon Genesis Evangelion was a meme. Loser.Topic 1 Pussy Island: Aoshima, the Japanese Island Filled With Damn Catshttps://www.theatlantic.com/photo/201...Topic 2 The Happy Guessing Game: What are Lockhrin's Favorite Things? Topic 3 The Emoji Movie Enters Our Throbbing HeartsTopic 4 Alan and Evan the Gay LionFOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/

Have you ever liked a picture of a gun on Instagram? Did you instantly get suspended from school? Well you should have. At least you'll have a new Instagram follower. New ep every Sunday! Topic 1 Locked, Liked and Loaded: The Tale of the Middle Schooler Who Liked a DANG Picture of a Gunhttp://www.fox19.com/story/35355907/middle-school-student-suspended-for-liking-photo-of-gun-on-instagram Topic 2 A Civil Discussion of How Insane It Is That Yu-Gi-Oh! The Anime exists, spawned sequels, is translated in so many languages, and sends our woes into the shadow realm Topic 3 OC Donut Steal: The New Sonic Game's Character Creatorhttp://www.usgamer.net/articles/sonic-forces-lets-you-create-your-own-character-because-life-is-beautiful A Poem On Happy Trail Mix Topic 4 Didgeri-DON'T Anal Mehttp://www.gaystarnews.com/article/gay-porn-studio-fire-using-didgeridoo-dildo/ Topic 5 Alan Wizardry Update FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/

A book entirely made in MS Paint, Steven Seagal's Ban from the Ukraine, and Satanism are all casually discussed in this week's helping of Happy Trail Mix. New ep. every Sunday! Topic 1 MS Paint Michelangelo http://www.boredpanda.com/microsoft-paint-ebook-illustrations-camp-redblood-pat-hines/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook Topic 2 Putin's Playpal Ban from the Ukraine, How Ukrazyhttps://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/may/05/ukraine-bans-steven-seagal-national-security-russian-citizenship?CMP=twt_gu Topic 3 Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Host Who Sometimes Bloats, Obscurhttp://www.wikihow.com/Pretend-to-Be-a-Wizardhttp://www.wikihow.com/Annoy-Your-Siblings Topic 4 Alan's Wizarding Update FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/anal-abuse-ft-live-eels-htm-36/

We try to avoid swear words and fail as we discuss only the most relevant topics. Pepe's creator kills off the frog, a trapped toddler laughs at the face of his rescuers, and no cares what Lockhrin has to say. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Topic 1 Red Pill: Dr. Mario's Men's Rights Documentaryhttp://ageofshitlords.com/red-pill-documentary-continues-sore-sales-thanks-feminists-trying-censor Topic 2 Toddler locks himself inside car, laughs as firefighters desperately try to free himhttp://www.khou.com/mb/features/toddler-locks-himself-inside-car-laughs-as-firefighters-desperately-try-to-free-him/436900197?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=590bffcb04d301651f791d03&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter Topic 3 Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Scabs Groats, Locky-poohttp://www.wikihow.com/Take-Care-of-a-Cockatielhttp://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Birds Topic 4 Pepe Literally Fucking Dieshttp://www.cbr.com/pepe-frog-creator-kills-white-supremacist-icon/ FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/anal-abuse-ft-live-eels-htm-36/

Bill Nye converts an anthropomorphic straight, vanilla ice cream cone to the gay side. A penguin, Grape-kun, gets a waifu. And a Jimmy John's employee has no reaction to a gun put to his face. All of this and more in this week's toxic, chunky, bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Rechargable Chip Bags http://www.avclub.com/article/doritos-selling-chips-guardians-galaxy-2-soundtrac-254308https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/28/we-destroyed-a-collectible-doritos-mp3-player/#/Topic 2 Bill Nye The Leftist Cuck/Bill Nye? More like Bill Byehttp://observer.com/2017/04/why-4chan-isnt-buying-what-bill-nye-and-political-entertainers-are-selling/Topic 3 Plenty of 2D Fish in the Sea-- Penguin Gets Waifuhttp://www.dorkly.com/post/83374/twitter-is-going-nuts-for-this-penguin-who-found-himself-a-waifuTopic 4 Can I Get A Gun With That? - Jimmy John's Employee Don't Give a Rat's Ass About A Gun Pointed At His Facehttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-points-gun-head-totally-unfazed-jimmy-john-worker-article-1.3112640Topic 5 Alan's Wizardry Update   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154YlwiTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/anal-abuse-ft-live-eels-htm-36/

Can eels fix constipation? How do bearded dragons mate? Why are these the topics we choose to discuss on Michaela's first official week on the show? Happy Trail Mix is now a 4-person effort, woohoo! New episode every Sunday, stay tuned if you hate yourself, but vaguely admire us. Topic 1 Abusive Daddy O' Five http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/daddyofive-prank-controversy Topic 2 Eely Effed Up http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Mix Oats Obscur + McAnalhttp://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Hatsune-Miku http://www.wikihow.com/Breed-Bearded-DragonsTopic 4 Alan Becomes a Wizard FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw

Are Neo-Nazis ruining the furry fandom? Are AI robots racist? The answer is yes to both. Come on and listen to this week's bag of Happy Trail Mix to disturbingly learn how and why! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1 Punch a Furry Nazi http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/does-the-furry-community-have-a-nazi-problem-w476466 Topic 2 Racist Robot Rampage http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4410606/Robots-learning-racist-new-research-found.html   Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Host That Gropes Throats, Lockhrin! Topic 4 The Living Scavenger Hunt: Shia Labeouf https://heatst.com/tech/shia-labeouf-is-in-a-cabin-in-rural-finland-and-still-getting-trolled/ http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/14/they-found-shia-again/   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: http://happytrailmix.podbean.com/  

Beep, beep! This week's podcast is all about Snoop Dogg making golf cool, a truck driver taking acid and proudcing drool, and Lockhrin the host being a tool. All this and more in this week's seeping, juvenile bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!  Topic 1 Beep beep, I'm on acid http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/police-trucker-takes-lsd-meth-non-stop-trip-from-seattle-massachusetts/L0VHe4LxV0VVqrzdXIkPBI/ Topic 2 Gangsta Golfas, B http://www.reuters.com/article/us-golf-masters-snoop-idUSKBN1792DK Topic 3 The Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Row Boats, Obscur and McAnal Topic 4 Mighty Morphin Bi-gendered Fish http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/22/7-gender-bending-animals/Topic 5 10 Games With Better Animations Than Ass Effect: Androgyny   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw

Reality show contestants live in wilderness even though the show was cancelled, a minister snorts coke with male escorts, and we learn the anatomy of dog butts in this week's delicious, moist bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Cancelling your show...without telling your fabulous contestants? http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1236255-reality-show-contestants-return-year-wilderness-find-show-off-air-7-months Topic 2: Ninja Reveals his True Identity As a Murderous Power Ranger http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/former-power-ranger-pleads-guilty-to-killing-roommate-with-samurai-sword-w472617 Topic 3: Happy wikiHow Game with special guest, McAnus http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-Thong-Underwear http://www.wikihow.com/Express-a-Dog%27s-Anal-Gland Topic 4: Nipple-Chip Minister Snorts Cokes with Strapping Young God Fearing Christians http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/church-reverend-pictured-crisps-nipples-7547510 Topic 5: Obscur Watched The Amy Schumer Leather Special http://variety.com/2017/film/news/amy-schumer-barbie-1202015233/

YouTube gets worse, Monopoly changes its tokens for the first time, and Lockhrin's favorite thotty returns in this week's delicious bag of Happy Trail Mix. We upload a new episode every Sunday! POLL do we watch Amy Schumers comedy special for the glory of the podcast y/n http://www.strawpoll.me/12565183 GET A SHOUTOUT Tweet @ us and we'll say your handle and say any sentence you want Topic 1 YouTube's Age-Gating. Is YouTube going to be even more shit? Topic 2 Monopoly’s New Pieces and You: Plus Suggestions for Great Pieces from our Exalted Hosts https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/17/us/new-monopoly-pieces-tokens.html?_r=0 Topic 3 Happy wikiHow ft. Your Host Who Burns Toast, Obscur ALAN SHOUTOUT, new HTM member Topic 4 what remy thinks Lockhrin looks like based off his Twink of a voice Topic 5 POLL RESULTS IS SHIA YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Shia LaBeouf gets his flag stolen in a real life match of capture the flag, nobody watches game shows, and a woman calls a cancer patient a Nazi, all of this and more in today's delicious sack of Happy Trail Mix! Be sure to tune in for a new episode every Sunday! Is Shia your best friend poll? http://www.strawpoll.me/12518106 Topic 1 4Chan Ruins Shia LaBeouf's Life Using Astrology https://heatst.com/tech/he-will-not-divide-us-livestream-placed-in-middle-of-nowhere-but-4chan-still-found-way-to-troll-it/ Topic 2 Awards Shows We Actually Watch Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Host That Can Boast, Lockhrinhttp://www.wikihow.com/Exercisehttp://www.wikihow.com/Booty-Claphttp://www.wikihow.com/Throw-an-Anime-Party Topic 4 Child Ruins Weatherman's Life Using Flatulence http://nypost.com/2017/03/09/kid-storms-live-weather-forecast-to-fart-on-meteorologist/ Topic 5 Women Aren’t Fucking Funny, Please Stop Trying http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2017/03/10/cancer-patient-kyle-coddington-criticizes-samantha-bee-apology/98998822/

A delicacy made of boy piss, wikiHow articles about piss, and magic spells involving piss are discussed as we shoot the shit. Happy Trail Mix provides a healthy serving of comedy and lunacy every Sunday. Tell your friends and your backup friends about us! WHAT SHOULD WE CALL OUR FANS POLL:http://www.strawpoll.me/12470462 Topic 1 Virgin Boy EggsExploring Buzzfeed 2012https://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/virgin-boy-eggs-are-a-popular-urine-soaked-snac?utm_term=.hjD1maNaR#.vmeeEqXq7 Topic 2 Breath of the Wild, Ten Outta Ten (Allegedly)http://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wildhttp://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/1225009-legend-zelda-breath-wilds-metascore-bombarded-negative-reviews-paid-reviews Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Host with the Most, Obscurhttp://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-Kim-Kardashianhttp://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addictionhttp://www.wikihow.com/Pee-Outside-as-a-Woman Topic 4 Hoodoo & You: The Magic of Bodily Fluidshttp://www.luckymojo.com/bodyfluids.html Topic 5 Flayrah: Oddly well-made furry reportingwww.flayrah.com

People try to impeach trump via witchcraft, the LEGO Batman movie allegedly has gay undertones, and Pitchfork.com is discussed more than it should be. Topic 1: Lana Del Ray Uses Witchcraft To Impeach the Trumples http://pitchfork.com/news/71868-yes-lana-del-rey-is-promoting-an-anti-trump-witchcraft-ritual/?mbid=social_twitter&mbid=social_facebook Topic 2: Gay LEGOs (for Cool, Gay Kids!

How could two people talk about Pewdiepie, Nazism, and Reality TV within the span of 39 minutes? Find out in today's bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episodes every wednesday!   Topic 1 Donald Glover: The Real Slim Simba https://time.com/4675809/the-lion-king-donald-glover-james-earl-jones/?xid=time_socialflow_facebook   Topic 2 Pewdiepie Confirmed Nazi (Happy Wheels Ep. 99) http://www.vox.com/culture/2017/2/17/14613234/pewdiepie-nazi-satire-alt-right   Topic 3 Reality TV: Love or Hate or Both or Neither vote for your opinion on reality tv: http://www.strawpoll.me/12376824   Topic 4 Weird ass chips, lockhrin's dank ass choice of topic   Topic 5 Wikihow me-me

Now that Club Penguin's shutting down, I can't say minor swear words to get banned anymore. We also talk about how Lockhrin is still wrong about chocolate mint, but everyone agrees with him anyway.

In this episode, we discuss polite carjackers, how juggalos are wrongfully proscuted, boardgames, mint flavoring, and play a game with Wikihow. Link for the strawpoll in which you can make one of the co-hosts gloat to the other over an opinion is below! http://www.strawpoll.me/12227190   Happy Trail Mix uploads a new episode every Sunday!   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix   Topic 1: Deadass get to school http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-carjackers--boy-10-20170124-story.html   Topic 2: Forget the women, bring on the clowns http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/insane-clown-posse-is-organising-a-juggalo-march-on-washington-a7547101.html   Topic 3: WikiHow Gayme   Topic 4: Monopoly Aneurysm   Topic 5: IS MINT A /REAL/ FLAVOR?

Today, we are somehow more offensive as usual, as we discuss Dunkle Trunkle becoming Presidunkle, as well as ball dust. We also talk about how colleges are offering eSports degrees, which is both dumb and dumb. Happy Trail Mix uploads a new episode every Sunday!   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix   Topic 1: eSports In eSchools are eCool http://www.redbull.com/sg-en/7-schools-that-offer-esports-programmes   Topic 2: Phill Lewis Can Run in My Lobby Anyday https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phill_Lewis   Topic 3: Blacks Can Be Gay Too Proof: http://www.blackpeoplemeet.com/   Topic 4: Christian Mingle: The Movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Mingle Topic 5: YouTube Red? WORTH IT? (not clickbait)

We discover that gaming today costs too much, the importance of chicken nuggets, discuss some really cool kids, discover excellent services at excellent prices, and learn how girls destroyed anime. New episodes every Sunday!

Lockhrin finds a list on 4Chan of positive events that happened last year, and why we should appreciate them.  Happy New Year from your friends made out of trail mix. New episode every Sunday!

The Emoji Movie, and a plethora of other questionable animated movies are coming out in 2017, so why not preemptively judge them? Plus, Lockhrin discovers if he could be a furry, if he enjoys feet, and what kind of Despicable Me minion he is. FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix

Amy Schumer blesses us with a lipless Barbie, we discuss whatever the hell the Game Awards Are, and Dr. Seuss spots a taut thot, fear not. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

Kanye West's odd recent behavior, the horrific cartoon Dorbeez (which has music from a Grammy award winning group), and Tommy Wiseau are discussed in today's delicious Happy Trail Mix!  Dorbeez: https://youtu.be/veVPWYNTj00 Tommy Wiseau's The Neighbor's Promo Art: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTQxODUxNDA5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTc3MzM3MjE@._V1_UY1200_CR69,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg  

Trump's win causing dunkass protests, the amazing and cute real Peter Pan, and The Monkey Story are evaluated. Also, we say less curse words than usual, but only marginally. Anal is brought up for way too long. Today's episode features Obscur, Lockhrin, and Micheala. New episode every Sunday! FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix http://tiny.cc/YouTubeHappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: http://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ Peter Pan Pixyland: www.pixyland.org/peterpan/