Liquor License

We steal a little bit from the Catholic Church by dedicating episodes from now on, or just this week who knows. But 515 is dedicated to you the actual fans who keep listening and find us somewhat relevant. Fight or flight issues. Exercise and its untold benefits. Underage kids really give Brandon fits on a Friday night. Sticking to your convictions even over something so miniscule, ie Bud Light being “gay”.  A Saturday that was anxiety overload, along with Credere's panic attack. Church clothes, preach, tabernacle.  

The last days of Judi: zoo, more than waffles, and laughs. LL sports segue: bills offseason and nba playoffs. Also Brandon thinks using a 70 year old rule in basketball would make the game better. The time we spent with a scammer; the Isa saga is ongoing. Another failed script we attempted. Coconut water tastes like feet. Mission Impossible 8 review and watch the Pee Wee Herman doc.    

Grandma Landed is a new restaurant in sunny California, but it was another SoCal chain restaurant that caused an earth shattering event to start out the show. Actual grandma lands and Brandon has been going non stop. The past weeks included but not limited to: Mexican Mother's Day, Mother's Day, golf, dodgers, missed anniversary, Santa Barbara, Olive Garden, and did Brandon steal his wedding intro. We also discuss Night Breed and Liver King; not must watches but fun ones. The WB backlot tour and Brandon's failed writing career. This was an action packed vacation episode, enjoy.    

This is a “special” liquor license because we talk about special people . Is applejacks a challenged person? Oh who's applejacks maybe you should listen. Brandon golfs with a ghost but do ghosts have assholes? The movies that shaped us, not our favorites like we always list. Instead we look at movies that have inspired our passion for film and for life. We look back at the many stages of Guy Fieri and we have opinions. How to get rid of handmade family gifts, if there is a way.    

Half of the history of this podcast has been drunk, the other half sober: just a tidbit fo dat azz. Animals having souls. CERN and the Large Hadron Collider conspiracy theory. Children's Day at the zoo and adults drink 100mgs. The science behind heavy THC dosing per Brandon (zero science). Ironman athletes of this generation. NBA conference final picks.    

The boys have a chuckle at may-mays ™️ and the silliness of people. Then we get a little deep with people taking their life for granted and how different our journeys have been. Credere is a focused straight arrow that always gets the same haircut, Brandon changes his hair as soon as it looks good and jumps all over the place. Quick LL sports: NFL draft and NBA playoffs. Suegro weekend. Ghostbuster 2 was a precursor to modern day sequels or every movie at the box office. Brandon rewatches Pulp Fiction with fresh eyes yet still has the same reaction. Per Credere if you don't use it you lose it.    

Well we have talked about Sinners for the past two episodes. So why not give you a review with spoilers (skip to 29 min to avoid) since we both went to see it. Brandon manages to upgrade Credere's score with his analysis: shout out. Dyngus Day 2025 full effect. Why did Brandon cut his beard, are mustaches reminiscent of a manlier time, and more metrosexual topics. Easter/420 weekend. Be a man.    

Happy Easter to all of you and your families. This was a heavy movie and television show based episode, sue us. First off a more detailed look at last weeks title The Ghost and the Darkness. Here's what else we review: Y2K, 2073, Lake George, Creed 2, Running Point, Sneaker Heads, and the David Blaine show. Easter bunny photos and shitting at cheesecake round out this holiday special.    

In our memorial for Val Kilmer we some how manage to talk about the upcoming NFL season, don't worry we cycle back around. Radio cornball shit still exists and is kinda fun. Brandon's obsession with Christian Slater. How bad is Good American Family am I right? A Complete Unknown completely fucking blows. Sinners hype. This was a wild one, if you liked it leave us a positive review.    

Ooo weee baby we have a banger this week! Brandon's got anniversaries, birthdays, and homophobia when researching last weeks title. Our state of America segment: tesla, tactical dads, and acting locally. Not Like Us might have joined Hit Em Up, not in a good way. Little girls dance recitals. 

A simple first trip to the mall gets really turned inside out when we somehow discuss porn. Influencers getting clowned is kinda stupid, plus about 6 movies that are “aight but kinda stupid”. Back to the mall for some hot pretzels and expensive baby blankets. Then we have our annual AGS (any given sunday) review, this year with fresh concepts and points of view. Gratitude from a gift isn't about a thank you, it's about using that gift. Tales from the liquor store and “Thick ATF” might be the first adult film the boys will direct.    

Anthony Michael Hall really had a run and was smart. Watch Johnny B Goode damn you. Credere and Brandon's watch list. Influencer roundup with our disgust interspersed. What headphones are you wearing? What is the best frames for Brandon's next pair of glasses. Tanning talk. This one was fun to do thanks to Dr Norms THC cookies, Dr Norm fucks!

Shout out to the 504 (area not zip code). Quick NBA talk. Cigarette companies stopped candy cigarettes but did it make a difference. Andrew Schultz special has a bit about IVF that Brandon says describes his whole past year. Many recommendations made on this episode. Great American films and what makes them great. Two heterosexual men choose what male actor is hotter. Brandon is Good Will Hunting of the laundry room. 

On Academy Award night the guys reflect on how much they don't care about the awards, not even to be antagonistic. Oscar Parties of years past. Current films we watched. Baby photo shoot and a new Armenian Dr. graces Brandon's life.    

In this truly San Antonio Spurs themed episode we talk the Admiral, kid shrinks, and Coach Pop. Young people aren't drinking and Brandon has proof. The British bake off is Brandon's favorite show: he details why and how it differs from American trashy shows. Watch The Bad Guys before the sequel comes out. Heat: a retrospective 30 years later. Elon and Tesla. A Polish Harlem globetrotter. Farming talk but real gangsta.        

The boys do a brief history of Levi's and Brandon not wearing wranglers. Fatherhood a month in: not too much to do but zero down time. SNL 50 review of the show and concert, some spoilers; our bad. Fetty Wop history and his connection to Bluetooth speakers. Movie reviews: The Gorge, Bad Boys 4, Long Legs, and Piece by Piece, shout out Pharrell. Brandon thinks movies and sports will end, Credere thinks they are set up for the future. Whose side are you on?    

We start with reviewing the Super Bowl and all media hoopla. With it being a celebration of 500 shows, we break down how the show started and why. Credere has an epiphany of what could've been said while receiving a new hat. It's the Jetsons nursery at Brandon's house with all the gizmos. Dino eggs oatmeal and smores pop tarts are discussed. Wild white frat guy shit to play us out. Thank you everyone that has been a loyal listener, has told people about the show and all who are in our lives: Thank You and get ready for the next 500.

Brandon's parents were just in town and the weeks happening are talked about. Tagging and slang in the dictionary. Church Mass Review (new segment). Grammys 2025 and Benson Boone. Pineapple Express: the storm, the movie, the strain. Day time television and Gladiator II review. 

Our chance meeting at a grocery store 13 years ago has led us to where we are today, take that in cynics. Championship weekend roundup and Brandon's yet again crushed. 2012 was the last year that hip-hop and rap was relevant to Brandon and possibly the world. We then take you through the birth of Brandon's child: ripe with stories of LA annoyances. Birthing playlists is a thing?!    

Brandon is now a dad. He has some honest questions for dads out there and Credere wisely has answers. We then cannot seem to steer away from the topic of Jesus and creation in general. We hope you don't think we're loons, well maybe it's better if you do. Worst bathroom segment, 1972 hustlers, and slave movies. Daddy like.       

The guys discuss their experiences so far with the LA fires. Really trying to figure out who, why, what and how did it all start. Netflix now has Raw and commercials to Brandon's chagrin. Travis Scott and Pat McAfee: why are they so popular. Odd Future diss 13 years in the making. What we think about Covid and Fauci now, plus his role in the HIV scare. Brandon's new weirdos: Charge Buddy Sam, Dreadlock Amazon Guy, and strip club bouncer that wears a doorag and always wants change. It's been a weird week hope we can make you smile with this one.    

Pray For LA! The boys discuss the upcoming NFL playoffs (it's short). Brandon saw Wicked, Credere has seen the play: we make sense of it. Non white actors playing “white” roles: our honest take. Muddy Buddies are for the haters. Credere finds out about MENSA, Brandon wants to work with his hands. Brandon gives a deep Buffalo story that he swears is true, piss included. One thing to leave this episode with: people can change, you can't change people. Go Bills!    

We had about three titles for this one because it's a banger. Hey don't give up, follow those resolutions; Quitters Day. Brandon does a lengthy review and plot breakdown of Conclave aka The Hemaphrodite Pope. Catholicism and barbers shacks are discussed. Old people's routines/ruts. Nice shit you can't get rid of and the Bitcoin app that doesn't exist. Side note: Brandon The Pig ™️ makes his inaugural appearance, be warned.    

We wrap up 2024 for you in about 15 minutes respite with predictions for 2025. Mr Beast segment is here to stay. Credere breaks down his introduction to the Beast Universe. Lacroix stop with the limoncello. Tarantino list revealed, Brandon moves Bastards down (this is big news). District 9 fifteen years later should be considered a top sci-fi film. Have a safe new years and make a resolution to keep listening to LL.    

As we invite you into our annual office Christmas party episode, the episode takes a turn. We give shout outs to our listeners and anyone who is a real ass person. Then we hit on current buzzy topics: Hannah Koboyashi, Syrian jails, Diddy, Jamie Foxxx special and Trump part 2. We finish by talking about why we got into film and what caused us to move to LA. We hope the party noise was at an appropriate level, we really thank you for listening. Merry Sexmas from LL.    

Josh Allen really screwed Brandon, not in the way he'd enjoy (short LL sports). NFL stop with the Simpsons. Credere explains how hand built items are just better. Energy drink roundup (alcoholic and non) followed by bar talk. Top 12 Tarantino characters list really sucked and we give you ours. Why do you have to tell me your reason for using the bathroom? JDI Just Do It… for fucks sake.    

The squeak of Jordan's has Brandon going batshit and trying anything to thwart it. The new Kendrick Lamar album and our weird connection to one of its guest singers. The tale of 12 days with Brandon's parents. Credere's eye for art and his desire for memorabilia. Choosing the best trading card to get an unopened box of and from what year. The baby shower was a blast. Early Xmas gift.     

For this holiday extravaganza we look at Thanksgiving pasts and plans for the future. Somehow in discussing the holiday we venture into the earth replacing itself and it all makes sense (somehow). Brandon's embarrassing anecdotes: stuffed animals and GI Joe bed tent. Running in sponsored races and Honey Brown beer were just two wonderful topics discovered. We finish the episode by thanking you the fans and acknowledging what we are thankful for. 

Well we watched the Tyson staged event on Netflix and we have some thoughts. But first we discuss a possible earthquake coming to LA because of a fish (that looks like an anaconda). Trick Daddy isn't African American and 1999 isn't the fourth “worst” year of hip hop. Brandon's real fucked car wash experience and past car nostalgia.      

We discuss Black Runtz (it's a weed strain not a rap group) and Growing Belushi. The problem with being a producer in reality tv. Haircut conundrum has been solved. Pizza topping favorite by state. Drag racing and the youths death wish for fame. Sneezing from things you don't expect and tolerance breaks. Fight Night, Loot and Rebel Ridge were discussed as were what new black actors could be the next Don Cheadle, Wesley or Denzel.    

First off: stay high and keep making money (a bums proverb). Nail cutting routines and shaving. Actor Bahn, is it real? Then the spiral begins: hope you like conspiracy theories, human origins, and our hopes for the afterlife. We then review about 6 movies with a surprising B rating from both hosts for Wonka (who would've thought). Homo Floresienes, a dwarf humanoid would kill Stegodons (these are the spellings if you wanna look it up).    

Haircut conundrum 2024 has hit the LL offices. We decide what race and gender makes for better barbers. Also hair cut anxiety and Armo shops. Really not wanting to deal with minutia at all. Elbows update. World Series Game 1 an instant classic that was attended by Brandon. Hear about sports-traffic-geoden, the surreal stage that is Dodger stadium and losing track of time. Health minute. Thank you Swedes for listening. Thanks Dodgers for bringing the chip home.    

Yes that really is an Only Fans stars name. The bio of Wardy Joubert aka the meme black guy with the huge piece. Flavortown Dodger hats, World Series hopes, and watching the Penguin. A delightful Sunday respite with a firehouse pancake breakfast, an accident and a new vehicle. Somewhere in there we talk about how many times the earth has been frozen over and if aliens built the pyramids. It's nutty fruitcake shit.    

Instead of liquor this week we switch to Fast Food license as we discuss our favorites and the worst. Mr Beast and Hawk Tuah girl updates, and an EIS (entertainment industry segment). Ford gives out free chargers now and Brandon is in love with the promotion and not Fords other creativity ideas. South of the Border: is it Americana or racist, you be the judge. Shit we watched: Starting 5, detailed review of Challengers and Brandon's third A grade of the year. Vote Al Gore.  

Ball is Life & Life is Good, unless your the Browns or you wear Brown like the Padres. Enjoy as we cover it all. And as always our analytics say We The Best! 

Broken glass everywhere, people pissing on the stairs ya know they just don't care. Credere has a sore throat and some serious eye issues. AI “podcast” program Google Notebook LM. We're only in our 40s but we're basically 70 in today's tech standards. Pete Rose stories and a class night story from 1995. Stay off the Afrin! Salem's Lot sucked, Viper Room did not. Benihana: thoughts and ponderings. 

We review A Quiet Place Day One, The Penguin, and Mr McMahon. And yes The Walking Dead is still on?!! Did the CIA sink an island? Credere gives a best looking city and the best to talk to city evaluation after considering if he'd rather be a bird or shark. It was a decision based episode. Then we discuss segregation and how it's still alive.    

The boys have Seal talk, which lasts much longer than intended. Brandon can't fly anymore but had to this past weekend. A good breakfast and Credere's guilty pleasure. Yes throw your old masks away and Kevin Can F Himself may not be as good as it's “cuteness”. People sitting in the cars: we get to the bottom of it.  

Snoop Dogg is on the Voice, we sound off on it. Are there millions of undiagnosed autistic people or do adults just have stupid collections? Brandon decides to not have a “new dad” attitude on LL in the future, and the effects of social media. Lotto people think “if I win so do you” no, no it doesn't work like that. Credere smoking on the dance floor and in his mom's car: the choices he questions and apologized for. Mexican party weekend: quince in the hood and 50th in San Dimas. Watch Workaholics. 

Brandon has a real problem with a bale, Credere mistakes as bail and fun is had. Awful corporate ideas and programs at work. R.I.P. James Earl Jones. Baby shopping with Juvenile. Credere examines choices his family has made and what his real vice is. Amish talk; because many aren't aware of their bizarre yet practical approach. Brandon talks burial plots and his penchant for previously dating 20 year olds. The episode is really dedicated to Steve Carell for being involved in every story.    

The liquor license crew discusses the problems with LA during the ninth month. E&J helps reestablish this as a “liquor” show. The at-risk students that Brandon has a fondness for. Our days are centered around responsibilities yet we have two different approaches to dealing with the stress. The year 3 and 7 stages of being a LA transplant. Landrace strains.    

We are Back! Bet Big! High Risk High Rewards or just live through our hot takes!! We Know our shit, mostly.

Brandon has it out for his apartment complex, the company he works for, the medical coverage in this country and the DNC. After the vitriol we talk Taylor Swift bombs and Ye listening parties (how very 2009 of us). Inspirational guys are aggravating, so is small talk. Suegro's 80th on a lovely LA day. Shows discussed and reviewed: Interview with the Vampire (AMC), Mr Throwback (Peacock), and Bad Monkey (Apple). Brandon finally gives out his second A of the year for a feature film. Grinding, hustling and surviving the early days of our LA lives. Please leave a rating and review.

Do you remember Publishers Clearinghouse? Well it's now a scam on the elderly. The Bike Riders and Last Voyage of the Demeter reviews. New segment: Safe Talk ™️. We watch three guys load up a safe in LA with commentary. The Red Green show and its awful run of 15 seasons, yuck. Rural living and city life aren't for us, but living in the city of San Fernando Valley sounds good to us.        

Brandon has theater issues and gets a new hat that is unwrapped on the show (great visual for an audio podcast). Los birthday and Marina Del Rey baby shower. Signing at Costco. The Creator, The Instigators, and Mercy reviews (none are good). Detailed chain restaurant discussion followed by gold medal basketball. Finally, Credere going to an academy and black fraternities end this absolute gem of an episode.

This is the closest you get to a live show, as it went up an hour after recording. Credere gets back from the Beast Coast and enjoyed seafood and the vibe. Brandon finally gets his sneakers after so many unnecessary steps. The real issues Brandon has with Deadpool. New Planet of the Apes review. “Reference strike out ratio”, new name coming soon.  We then discuss the youth not reading and how not having tactile things will doom us, as it has to last civilizations (yeah we went pretty deep into the amber on this one). Twisted Tea's marketing scheme with Hugo, which then leads to Brandon explaining his shrink trip in fifth grade, that just the way I are.    

Tyler Perry is given some credit during our lecture for new script writers loosely done through this episode. Why don't whites use lotion? Paris Olympics are jamming and we discuss the opening ceremony. Why are biopics so difficult to do, with One Love the Bob Marley movie review. Deadpool & Wolverine (no spoilers, waiting for Credere to see it). The Quiz with Balls: yes that's the name of network game show.    

Throughout the episode Brandon manages to name 11 jobs he has had, see if you can hear them all. Why work schedules don't work for us. Clipped sucks, just like the franchise. Watch Monarch and Cloak & Dagger instead. Jaylen Brown is not a Nike fan and some team USA talk. Brandon's birthday: Cheesecake Factory in Marina Del Rey detailed a little too well, baked with the Beatles, Hollywood Blvd from 4am-8am is glorious, and funfetti cake.    

Brandon's birthday episode is a wild one. We discuss a different angle on this last weeks melee and RIP Richard Simmons. We watched Making Sin City and Receiver with some thoughts. Is ooo wee making us ‘noid, but we're not paranoid? Awful gimmicks and mascots. At the end Credere gets a big surprise as do you, enjoy.    

Brandon attempts to finish the second part of his Buffalo trip replete with Vidlers, Car shows, East Aurora and pizza. The best part of the trip happened in LA. Another take on why the LL crew hates flying and the absurd amount of things they have to do just to feel “ok”. Hats don't make you go bald, sorry dads. Watching Axel F and reviews. 

Flavor Flav is making us watch women's water polo. BG has to turn in his raps to the Feds. We don't talk politics on the podcast and then we do.  Random starts his trip back to Buffalo. Leisurewood; WNY Best Kept Secret. 25th reunion and aftermath. Part 2 of the Buffalo saga continues next week. Have a safe fourth weekend.