Not If I Reboot You First!

Eddie Kingston is coming for the title this week! Bryan has returned to tell Tanner and Lindsay all about wrestling again, but instead of re-writing the past he's changing the future. Eddie Kingston is pursuing the AEW title, but what will he give up to get there? On this dark path we'll encounter Cinderella Stories, the Thunderdome, and a bit of a Skeet Ulrich vibe. Our friendship promo this week is @AnimeClubPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us...somewhere! Bryan: @RoomWherePod Lindsay: @LindsayM476 Tanner: @SparkyUpstart Podcast: @NIIRYFPod

You gotta fight! For your right! To Polly! And Mighty Max is here too, even though Jake's the only person who's heard of them. With Tanner and Lindsay's help he'll figure out what these pocket-sized siblings can do, the monsters they'll face, and the lessons they'll learn about each other - and also who's on the soundtrack. We also discuss Lemuria, the Ape King, and Primestar. Our friend ship promo this week is @RollGayRolePlay! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on social media: Jake: @jj_mason, @jj_mason.bsky.social Lindsay: @LindsayM476, @LindsayM476.bsky.social Tanner: @SparkyUpstart, @SparkyUpstart.bsky.social @NIIRYFPod on twitter.

Listen, ok, listen, this was originally gonna be a straight sequel to Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) but Tanner realized they really missed the mark on Cassie Cain and they kind of have to rebuild the movie from the ground up. Fortunately, they have an idea of letting the girls hit the town and hit a bunch of C-List villains while the Bat Family is occupied - like Cluemaster and...Condiment King! Our friendship promo this week is "Riley Hopkins and their Amazing Friends" from @MoonshotPods Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart Tanner also skeets @SparkyUpstart.bsky.social!

This week Lindsay is getting right into it with an all-ladies reboot of Kolchak: The Night Stalker. She spends the first chunk of the episode explaining how she's expanding the events of the movies and several novels into full seasons with dramatic arcs, and then at the end Tanner reminds her that it needs to be funny too. Along the way they discuss sexy lady vampires, a miner's strike, and a great name for a drag king. Our friendship promo this week is @TheJunketPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter (should is still be standing) @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart Tanner also skeets @SparkyUpstart.bsky.social!

We pod for our friends this week! Garmore has arrived to give us the lowdown on Fire Emblem - specifically Awakening, which they feel is the strongest game and only needs a few key changes to make it excellent. This episode we also engage in tactical shipping, unfreeze a protagonist, and time travel with scene kids. Our friendship promo this week is @The3LWPodcast! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find Garmore on tumblr: https://washipink.tumblr.com/ Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @NIIRYFPod

Let's keep going with the RTS train, but we're gonna stay in-genre this time when Tanner reboots Impossible Creatures! It's a game about slamming two animals together to make something charmingly bizarre and sending it off to fight, but Tanner wants to improve on that with environmental bonuses, side missions, and a plot about aliens! As long as we keep things high-pulp we should be okay. Our friendship promo this week is Sparkle Side Chats with @MagicalGirlAyu! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

We've crashed landed on Planet U! Fortunately we can RAID some ROCKS to get shiny green power crystals, but at what cost? Or is this all just a game to teach kids why destroying an environment in the name of colonialism is bad? The only way she and Tanner can learn is by rebooting Lego Rock Raiders! Our friendship promo this week is @ChampsMaking! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on Twitter @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

What's the Secret of NIMH? It's that there's an element added to the movie that truly makes no sense to Tanner, it's NOT just a nit. They're gonna tell Lindsay about how they'll reinforce the themes of the story without relying on plot devices, as well as Bluth's Mormon money and why Jeremy isn't a real name. We will NOT be talking about the sequel, do not mention the sequel. Our friendship promo this week is @ChristmastideOH. Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

I only hope this episode is as nice as Rebecca's was...wait, this episode is ABOUT Rebecca! Lindsay needs to steer this adaptation in a more sensible direction than the recent one, while still modernizing the concerning overlap regarding sapphic undertones and toxic mother figures. Along the way she'll also talk to Tanner about Jimmy Stewart, Reba McEntire, and a musical that makes sense for the Germans. Our friendship promo this week is for "The Spirit Bares It's Teeth", the new novel by @AJWhiteAuthor! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter? @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Tanner decided to reboot A Knight's Tale but the problem is that it's almost a perfect movie. But we established over our last hiatus that the best way to improve something perfect is to stick it on stage, and fortunately this thing seems custom built to become a Jukebox musical! Lindsay and them will look at alleged 70s songs, ignore historical accuracy, and evoke Jesus' WHYYYYYY. Our friendship promo this week is @cryingbookclub. Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart @NIIRYFPod

Too many cool middle grade fantasy series were swallowed by Pottermania, and this week is one of them: The Two Princesses of Bamarre by Gail Carson Levine. Lindsay wants to make it a heartfelt pastoral adventure where a young girl learns to believe in herself! We also yell at Disney for causing good art to happen, despite the horrors. Our friendship promo this week is @OurSparksPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Wise Girls is allegedly a film with a multitude of twists, but there's really just one and it's pretty mid...so Tanner's twisting it up even more! Secret murders, police corruption, a grandma with a shotgun, Italian food?! Not to mention brief appearances from Green Lantern and Marvin the Martin Manhunter (but those aren't important right now). Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter? @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

It is NOT time for the terrible mobile game ads cinematic universe, but the Merge Mansion is such a Resident Evil puzzle catastrophe that it just makes sense for someone to build their Last Fortress underneath it. Lindsay has been inspired by Pedro Pascal joining the Merge Mansion cast to do something with it - a shady soap about a secretive neighbourhood. Lily's Garden is here too, and the king is probably drowned and inside a brick wall! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

We're back and so are the X-Men! Yes we already did an X-Men episode, but this is different because this time it's a Kart racing game! Tanner and Lindsay are gonna pick characters to race, moves for them to unleash on competitors, and what kind of outfits they're gonna wear. And fortunately Tanner's only a little bit of a New Warrior's Head at the same time. Light's green, let's start year five! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

The 200th episode special: William Shakespeare's Jurassic Park, written by Tanner and Lindsay. CAST Dramatis Personae Narration - Ryan (@VagabondHaunted) Alan Grant - a paleontologist - Tanner (@SparkyUpstart) Ellie Sattler - a paleobotanist - Lindsay (@LindsayM476) Ian Malcolm - a chaos theorist - Lava (@LavaBees) John Hammond - a visionary - JD (@CodenameJD) Robert Muldoon - a hunter - Harley (@IWriteQueerSins) Tim Murphy - a grandson - Sam (@SamGasch) Lex Murphy - a granddaughter - Alex (@ptchew) Ray Arnold - a programmer - Theo (@FourWholeMoons) Dennis Nedry - a saboteur - Cassidy (@MadLobotanist) Donald Gennaro - a lawyer - Charlie (@Magical_Pride) Henry Wu - a geneticist - Bobby (@TrogMignon) Lewis Dodgson - a rival visionary - Shannon (@ShannonManor) Screen Hammond - a doppelganger - Duncan (@CloudHeadDuncan) Mr. DNA - a mascot - Jake (@JJ_Mason) Jeffrey - a worker - Theo Joffrey - an unlucky worker - Janine Juanito - a miner - Benny Whit - a kid - Panda (@empandanada) Billy - a high-tech paleontologist - Crest (@FantasyCrest) Richard Kiley - an expensive voice - Lady Emily (@GreatCheshire) Dr. Harding - a veterinarian - Jake Boatswain - Bobby Goat - Bryan (@RoomWherePod)   Dramatis Dinosauria Rexy - a Tyrannosaurs rex - Panda The Big One - a deinonychus - Maq (@maquekenzie) Kim - a deinonychus - Annie (@Anniezard) Randy - a deinonychus - Kit Ophelia - A triceratops - Christina (@CWoodsArt) Johann - A brachiosaur - Benny Frank - A dilophosaurus - Serge (@ColdCrashPics) Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter @NIIRYFPod.

It's finally time to close the book on Once Upon a Time. We fought Cora, we redeemed Regina, we killed Rumple, we ended and brought back magic, we found the treasures, and we unleashed an ultimate evil. Now in this final season all we gotta do is rotate our blorbos, give scritches to the first dalmation, and schwoomp some hearts in order to get everyone's Happily Ever After. Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

*kchow* It's a lightning round! We're going through our ideas lists and just throwing out whatever we think could get a good reboot but we don't know how to do a full episode on them yet! Historical Epics! Forgotten YTV sitcoms! Weird anime satires! All this and more in today's episode! Our friendship promo this week is @WaywardOCPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request! Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe! Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week Crest is back to tell us about Get Ed, a Disney show that only lasted one season before exploding - literally! We also discuss adding lore, clown rivals, and waitresses on jetboots. Our friendship promo this week is @ReachThePodcast! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Crest: @FantasyCrest @ManyStorGaPod Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Nya! It's time for feline violence this week because Panda has taken control of the show and has a list of demands for making a Warrior Cats animated series, including making the girls better and making the cats queer (good for them). While Lindsay and Tanner are trapped in here, these three will discuss poor little meow-meows, Cat Heaven and Hell, and the naming of cats. Our friendship promo this week is @SporadicPhantom! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Panda: @Empandanada @UtenaCast @FreshpodMarket @CryingBookClub @TLTCast Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

There's not much to reboot here because, as returning guest Rem finds out, ReVice is actually a pretty good show (even if Tanner thinks the title rider's palette sucks and Lindsay thinks the Remixes look like weird yoga poses). But that's okay, because we're shipping it off to Aotearoa to remake it for the Power Rangers fans, and as we do we'll discuss sillyness vs seriousness, family units vs shippability, and DEMON DNA. Our friendship promo this week is @bastard_podcast! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Rem: @RemSpeedwagon @KH_AFE Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

One time Sam played Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 and the ending blew his little kid mind, and also turned him against Mario. So now he wants to make a game where Wario can get everything he deserves - his house, his vengeance, etc - but also slowly lose his mind as the game falls apart around him. Along this buggy path we also discuss completionism, a game theory, and why there are no polycules in L.A. Our friendship promo this week is for the new novel "The Scent of Blood" by former guest Kit Walker! Purchase it at https://books2read.com/scentofblood . Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. This episode uses music the music "Silent Reveries" by Trey VanZandt (YouTube.com/c/treyvanzandt) Sam: @SamGasch @IdealRemake Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This weeks' episode contains spoilers for the Ms. Marvel tv show and a lot fo griping about how Marvel has handled both the Inhumans and the X-men. There's a simple solution: make all the Inhumans trans! Well not really, it's a metaphor. But maybe also literally. Tanner and Lindsay discuss moon throuples, Fuckhands McMike, and being a little freak? Our friendship promo this week is @queerasfact! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week we run when the sun comes up because Theo is rebooting Metal Gear Rising ReVengeance as a...new gaming genre? If you've got a big sword and you're getting cancelled on twitter you can star in your very own ReVengeance game. Tanner and Lindsay will learn about Darth Maul lore and the twinks of Devil May Cry, and Theo will learn about TFWiki and Tommy Oliver's thighs. Our friendship promo this week is @cosmopunkpod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Theo: @FourWholeMoons @KH_AFE Find us on Twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Who was Reynolds? How did Poe die? Was there a raccoon? These questions are answered by the 2012 film The Raven, but Maq didn't like it so she's throwing it out and replacing it with a multi-author murder mystery. Along with Lindsay and Tanner she discusses literary allusion deaths, whale art, and the hollow earth. Our friendship promo this week is @QueerDungeons! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Maq: @Maquekenzie @CRCPodcasts Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Tonight! Bryan is here to bend time and space and time to his will and give Kenny Omega the emotional wrestling arc he deserved! There are high highs and low lows, journeys to Japan to fight god and killing kayfabe for like the 17th time. Lindsay and Tanner are rapt with attention, so just jump in and listen to this infodump! Our friendship promo this week is @W_Queerdom! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Bryan: @Stones_Standing @RoomWherePod @DKPHPod @GaySpacePod Find us on Twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week Tanner is rebooting a 90s tv show they've never seen and also a 1946 film that they've never seen. But what they do know is that they can slip some gaslighting into a spooky romcom with werewolves and faeries and maybe some UFOs - those last two could be the same thing in Lindsay's opinion. We also put crab people in the Chunnel. Our friendship promo this week is @ChillHavenHigh! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

LINDSAY IS GOING TO CONDENSE 50 YEARS OF ROMAN HISTORY AND WHO-KNOWS-HOW-MANY HOURS OF PODCASTING INTO A SINGLE HOUR. YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY IT. Our friendship promo this week is DeathbyDyingPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on Twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Cars! They're everywhere! And even though some people will always prefer them, in general it's better to have robust public transportation. And what better way to teach the children the importance of such social systems than a stop-motion movie starring mice from a children's book? Tanner will tell Lindsay about mouse puns, mob mentality, and accents that travel through every state over the course of a single sentence. Our friendship promo this week is @ThePodcastMines! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter! @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This Week Lindsay is rebooting Jericho, a show that tried to see what would happen to a small town if the US was suddenly splintered in the wake of an internal attack - but then it got cancelled - twice, no matter how many peanuts you sent in. She's gonna make sure that this time the people can get along, and also make it gayer (happy pride!) Our friendship promo this week is @AfterbitePod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week our guest Bobby has decided that time just isn't wibbly-wobbly enough on Doctor Who, so he's venturing into an era before continuity - a time where anyone can play the doctor, anyone can play a companion, and anyone can get involved in historical alien shenanigans. We discuss accidental spying, a few mosasaurs, and dating controversy (not like that). Our friendship promo this week is @CivilizedPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Bobby: @BadOuter Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindayM476 @SparkyUpstart

We were so excited to have Lady Emily join us this week, but we were not prepared for the exquisite Home Improvement reboot she brought to us - it came to her in a dream, y'all! And as she tells us of it we'll also discuss dad behaviour, microwave wiring, and the cover of the Black Eyed Peas album The E.N.D. Our friendship promo this week is @PodVsMachine! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Lady Emily: @GreatCheshire Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week we're talking about The Skeptics - or are we? Yes. It's a comic miniseries that follows a pair of American youths faking psychic powers during the cold war - and a pair of Russians youths who aren't. Tanner wants to take the premise and expand it, letting them see the problems on both sides of the curtain and look at how it's the governments being cruel and incompetent that ruin everything. Our friendship promo this week is @gobletsandgays! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week Lindsay is taking us to an alternate Victorian era where the supernatural is common place. A woman is dating a hot werewolf scotsman and a vampire is dating a man with a very silly name, and they'll all have to fight a giant robot octopus. Or maybe a mummy octopus. Also discussed are Tom Hiddleston being tall, a gondola chase, and manifesting AMVs. Our friendship promo this week is @MementoMPodcast! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

X is the tenth number and the coolest letter, so if Tanner is rebooting the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise we gotta start off by sending Mr. Knifey-Hands himself to space! Where does the sci-fi end and the dreams beginning? What are the dangers of cyber-weed? Is this also an accidental Event Horizon remake? All these and more will be answered this week. Our friendship promo this week is @StFleurPod? Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Have you heard of Guinevere Jones? Of course not, no one has except for Lindsay, and her interest in it led to her digging deep into the history of Guinevere and some cyclical English old gods? Anyway we're gonna work that into this middle grade show while looking at the dangers of nostalgia and living vicariously through children. Also discussed are being born to play a bad boy, Tanner's power rangers blog, and TWO surprise cast reveals. Our friendship promo this week is @DaggerMagic! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Once upon a time there was a very special espionage-comedy series. Now it works for Tanner, because they're rebooting it. They're taking bits and pieces of the 2019 Charlie's Angels film and making the movie that should've been created instead, thanks to the returning 00s trio. Lindsay and them will also discuss who gets to be Jason Borne, tactical sexiness, and dying in a fiery pit. Our friendship promo this week is Sword of Symphonies from @PeachGardenRPGs! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Uh...well, something's gone wrong and our longtime friends Cassidy and Lava from Kids and Their Dog may have ended their podcast just in time to anger some kind of podcast deity. Well, as long as they're here, we might as well figure out what they should do next? Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. KatD: @KidsAndTheirDog @MadLobotanist @LavaBees Find Us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Bats! Bats! They'll send you to the Thirty Years War! This week Lindsay tackles 1632, a fascinating look at what would happen if a West Virginia mining town was dropped in the middle of Europe at war. She'll tune it up by making the small town less idealized and promoting some more interesting royals to regulars. Also discussed is time as an art medium, roasting the Habsburgs, and Prussian Blue. Our friendship promo this week is @TalesYetTold! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter! @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week's topic not only writes itself, but it's already been written. The only way Tanner could think of to spice of Pride and Prejudice - Muppets! That's right, Piggy is Liz and Kermit is a scrungly little scrimblo of a Darcy, and everyone else...well, you'll just have to wait and see. We also discuss Muppet Babies Exclusives, the Jonas Brothers Mansion, and Loooong John. Our friendship promo this week is @eqpoints! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This episode is a reboot of The Secret Circle, but borrowing a lot from The Craft. Lindsay is rebuilding the whole thing to be about grody outcasts in the late 90s who don't look like extruded hunk product messing with things beyond their ken and getting into messy queer relationships with each other. Also discussed are fulling in love at an anime convention, Mrs. Carmody-type figures, and the Degrassi LARPing subplot. Our friendship promo this week is @tgiapodcast! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week is basically just Tanner loredumping on Lindsay about Magic: The Gathering so that they can turn everything on its head and make it a high school anime AU where all the Planeswalkers are TEEEEEEEENS. Also discussed is a bara lion, being too miserable to fuck, and no perverts. Our friendship promo this week is @rollgayroleplay! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week we're gonna TEST OUR MIGHT with help from Jake Mason, because it's time for Mortal Kombat! 2! We're taking the things we liked from the 2021 movie (which is most of it, including the silly stuff) and actually going to the tournament this time around - with a few newcomers, and also - Friendship?! Also discussed are very specific accents, furry awakenings, and the Vypra Memorial Award for Best Worst Line Reading. Our frienship promo this week is @ChosenOnesDnD! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Jake: @JJ_Mason @MorphinGrid Find Us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

Here we go again - again! Tanner's listened to every ABBA song and is using their skills to turn them alchemy-like into a third Mamma Mia movie - this time with 100% more trans themes! (It helps that a lot of the songs have applicable subtext). Along the way they'll talk with Lindsay about censoring Amelie, an imagine spot inside a flashback, and BUSINESS! Our friendship promo this week is @nikoliskitchen! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

It's a short one this week because, as we found out between now and recording, Lindsay got COVID. But she powered through to save Club Dumas from a terrible adaptation with terrible people and bring back the important part: a weird mean lady convincing herself that you can summon the devil with a lost Musketeer book. She's wrong, except when she's right, and also a hot fallen angel might be here. Our friendship promo this week is @roomwherepod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week we have special guest Kit Walker here to tell us all about Star Trek - Tanner and Lindsay didn't know much before, but now we know all about Kirk and Spock being extremely married in the original Star Trek IV. But this is the reboot Star Trek - we're gonna Kelvin these whales! Listen to us discuss inventing time travel in college, putting spicy rocks in water, and Karl Urban letting the spirit Deforrest Kelley posses him. Our friendship promo this week is @TheArchivesPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Kit: @CRCPodcasts inferiorwit.dreamwidth.org Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week's episode is just a cheap copy - with guns! Guest Isiah is here to tell us all about Shadow the Hedgehog and his ten distinct non-canonical origins, and then he's gonna makes them all canonical as well as improve this game and the ones surrounding it. The trick, you see, is to lean into the edge just enough to make things interesting. Along the way we'll listen to 2004 pop music, determine what a Homestuck fan is, and find the computer room. Our friendship promo this week is @IdealRemake! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Isiah: @IsiahGames https://isiahbrighton.bandcamp.com/ Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week Tanner is rebooting Shadow Raiders! Or War Planets. It's going from a children's cgi space opera to an adult live-action space opera, not to mention getting two more seasons to actually finish the plot of the show. We're gonna make sure everyone can be live action except the moe bug girl, and maybe make Femur's horniness more palatable. Also discussed are Fire x Ice shipping, a really big gun, and the hottest lizard you've ever seen. Our friendship promo this week is @JoinTheWeird! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

We continue our superhero trend this week by looking at some children of the atom. Lindsay is taking Claremont's X-Men and turning them into the soap opera they deserve to be, because comics are wild and X-Men are the most. She's also making sure there's room enough to talk about all the famous X-Men plots and Dark Phoenix, but mainly as a way to bring her fav character in. She and Tanner will also discuss Mr. Clean, space throuples, and of course, punches from the punch dimension. Our friendship promo this week is @TubularTeens! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

If you save the podcast, you save the world! This week Tanner is taking the 2006 sci-fi drama Heroes and giving it room the breath the way it didn't before. Some characters are gone, some are combined, and if they're black they're definitely getting a better deal than before (and unfortunately that's not a high bar to clear). Also discussed are Regina Mills disease, web exclusive content, and the inherent eroticism of being a Vulcan. Our friendship promo this week is @WeFixSpaceJunk! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week, all by herself, Lindsay stands alone (with Tanner) as she reboots Quest for Camelot. 'Tis a silly movie, but the source material seems a little bit better, and could probably make for a more interesting movie - though we're gonna keep the blind love interest and a snarky bird. Probably not Bladebeak though. Also assembled are weird woman in the woods, a nasty steampunk gryphon, and all the people in Southwest Manitoba that Lindsay shouldn't date. Our friendship promo this week is @magicalgirlayu! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! You can also join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart

This week Tanner is making some adjustments to Jingle Jangle, a movie from last year that they almost liked - but it could use a tune-up with the themes and a boost with the christmas-ness, and maybe some more repeated musical queues. Lindsay and them will also discuss the beyblade ripcord on your flying machine, putting a kaiju in, and real numbers. Our friendship promo this week is @ReachThePodcast! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Find us on twitter: @NIIRYFPod @LindsayM476 @SparkyUpstart