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Daniel Wrap-Up: Contradictions and CocktailsHey there, fellow skeptics and Bible enthusiasts! In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife are diving into the final episode on the Book of Daniel. It's time to dissect the contradictions, laugh at the absurdities, and maybe even learn a thing or two along the way. Get ready for a wild ride as we wrap up Daniel with our signature blend of humor and skepticism!First up, we tackle the age-old question: Is it okay to drink alcohol? From the Nazarites in Numbers to the priests in Isaiah, we explore the mixed messages in the Bible about booze. Are believers supposed to abstain, or is it all about moderation? Spoiler alert: the Bible can't seem to make up its mind, and as always, you're "always wrong."Next, we delve into dietary laws with the question: What kind of animals may we eat? Deuteronomy and Leviticus have their say, but Genesis and Proverbs throw a wrench into the mix. Is it none, some, or all? We break down the biblical buffet and the ever-changing rules about what's on the menu.Finally, we confront the big one: Is death final? From Joshua's "dead is dead" stance to Isaiah's zombie apocalypse, we explore the Bible's contradictory takes on the afterlife. Are the dead gone for good, or are they just waiting to rise again? Grab your popcorn; it's a horror show!As always, we bring our irreverent humor and critical eye to the table, questioning the legitimacy and purpose of these ancient stories. Whether you're here for the theological critique or just some laughs, this episode has got you covered.Don't forget to visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join our Discord community for live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Wrap-Up: The Fictional Prophet's Greatest HitsHey there, fellow skeptics and Bible enthusiasts! In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife are back at it, wrapping up the Book of Daniel with their usual blend of humor, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of skepticism. We're diving deep into those final chapters, including the juicy apocryphal tales, and breaking down the myths, historical context, and cultural significance of this ancient text. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride!First up, we chat about Daniel, the so-called prophet who allegedly survived multiple empires and not one, but two stints in the lion's den. Spoiler alert: Daniel didn't actually write this book, and it wasn't penned in real-time. We get into the nitty-gritty of the authorship debate, the curious language shifts, and the historical setting that makes you go, "Hmm, something's fishy here."Then, we break down the book's composition, which is like a biblical mixtape of court tales and apocalyptic visions. Why were these stories written? Who were they meant for? From Jewish men living holy lives in a pagan land to wild end-time predictions, the Book of Daniel has been stirring the pot for centuries. And we're here to stir it some more!We also dive into the historical backdrop, including the Maccabean Revolt and the infamous 'abomination of desolation' under Antiochus IV Epiphanes. Think selling the high priesthood and desecrating the Jewish temple—real events that inspired these biblical tales. History buffs, this one's for you!As always, we bring our irreverent humor and critical eye to the table, questioning the legitimacy and purpose of these ancient stories. Whether you're here for the theological critique or just some laughs, this episode has got you covered.Don't forget to visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join our Discord community for live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bel and the Dragon: The Final Apocryphal TaleHey there! In today's episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife are diving into the last apocryphal chapter of Daniel—Bel and the Dragon. Buckle up for a wild ride filled with intrigue, deception, and a sprinkle of mythical drama!First, we'll catch you up on the previous apocryphal chapters we've covered: Susanna and the Elders, and the Prayer of Azariah. These stories might not be in every Bible, but they're recognized by some Catholic and Eastern Orthodox traditions. Today, we're exploring Bel and the Dragon, a story that takes a jab at Babylonian gods and has a good laugh at idolatry.Husband and Wife break down the plot where Daniel calls out the fake god Bel and outsmarts a dragon, showing off the superiority of his own God. We chat about the historical and cultural context of these tales, including why they're left out of Jewish and Protestant Bibles. Plus, we touch on the locked room mystery trope and how this story has influenced all kinds of literary traditions.As always, we mix our signature humor with a dose of skepticism, questioning the legitimacy and purpose of these apocryphal tales. Whether you're here for the theological deep dive or just the giggles, this episode has got you covered.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we hang out the most and have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Prayer of Azariah and Song of the Three Holy Children: More Apocryphal AdventuresIn today's episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife are back with more apocryphal shenanigans! After tackling the tale of Susanna and the Elders, they're now diving headfirst into the Prayer of Azariah and the Song of the Three Holy Children. Get ready for a fiery ride!We kick things off by chatting about where these chapters come from—most Bibles don't have them, but the Greek Septuagint does. These passages were left out of the Hebrew and Aramaic texts but are a big deal for Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Christians. The story drops us right into the fiery furnace scene from Daniel Chapter 3, where Azariah and his buddies are singing and praying while surrounded by flames.As we break down the text, we dig into the historical and theological bits. Why all the praise for God when things look so grim? And what's up with the Greek stuff like Hades popping up? We also chat about how these passages reflect the socio-political vibes of the Babylonian exile.From the endless praise to the miraculous divine save, we bring our usual mix of humor and skepticism to this ancient tale. Whether you're here for the theological deep dive or just some laughs, this episode has got you covered.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we hang out the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Susanna and the Elders: Apocrypha AdventuresIn this intriguing episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, the dynamic husband and wife duo dive into the wild apocryphal tale of Susanna and the Elders. We've wrapped up the main chapters of Daniel, but we're not done yet! We're exploring three bonus stories that some Bibles include and others don't. Buckle up for a wild ride through these lesser-known texts!We kick things off by chatting about why these stories are considered apocryphal and their standing in various religious traditions. The tale of Susanna and the Elders is a juicy narrative filled with false accusations, divine justice, and what might just be the first detective story in biblical literature. We break down the plot where Susanna is wrongfully accused by two creepy elders and how young Daniel swoops in to save the day with some basic yet groundbreaking investigative questioning.Throughout the episode, we dissect the moral and theological messages, the historical context, and the glaring issues of misogyny that run through the text. From the absurdity of the elders' actions to the miraculous intervention of divine justice, we bring our signature blend of skepticism and humor to this ancient tale.Whether you're here for the theological critique or just the laughs, this episode has a bit of everything. Join us as we question the legitimacy of these apocryphal stories and their impact on modern religious beliefs.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Daniel chapters 11 - 12 plus our Q&A. Wife had some dental issues that cut this week short, so we apologize for the short week.Check out our NEW Merch shop: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myspreadshop.com/Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapters 10-12: Final Visions and Prophetic ChaosIn this special Q&A episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, husband and wife team take on the final, bewildering chapters of Daniel—Chapters 10, 11, and 12. Join us as we dive deep into the chaotic visions, historical contexts, and the perplexing prophecies that make up Daniel's final vision. Buckle up for a wild ride through ancient history and apocalyptic predictions!We start by recapping the final vision given to Daniel in Chapter 10, where he mourns for three weeks and encounters a shiny celestial being. We discuss the possible reasons for Daniel's mourning, including the few Jews who returned from exile and the opposition faced in rebuilding the temple. We also delve into the identity of the mysterious man in linen, speculating whether he could be an angel, Jesus, or another divine entity.In Chapter 11, we navigate through the intricate power struggles between the kings of the North (Syria) and the South (Egypt). This chapter is a rollercoaster of alliances, betrayals, and wars, all while the Jews are caught in the middle. We break down the historical context, shedding light on figures like Antiochus Epiphanes and the Ptolemies, and how these prophecies were likely written centuries after the events they supposedly predict.Finally, in Chapter 12, we explore the "time of the end," where Daniel's vision culminates in a resurrection, a final judgment, and the ultimate triumph of God's people. We question the origins of these apocalyptic visions and their impact on modern religious beliefs, from the concept of the Antichrist to the idea of an ineffable divine plan.From discussing the absurdity of forced prophecies to the intriguing yet baffling historical context, we dissect these chapters with our signature blend of skepticism and humor. Whether you're here for the theological critique or just the laughs, this episode has a bit of everything.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 12: The End of Days and Zombie Apocalypse?In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, husband and wife team dive into the final chapter of Daniel Chapter 12, wrapping up the chaotic and bewildering visions of Daniel. Buckle up as we explore the apocalyptic prophecies and the bizarre mentions of zombies that make this chapter a wild ride.We start by recapping Daniel Chapter 11, where Daniel's vision was a confusing mess of future wars, kings, and conquerors. We discuss the historical and scholarly interpretations involving figures like Antiochus, and how these prophecies were likely written centuries after the events they supposedly predict.In Chapter 12, we delve into the "time of the end," where Michael the Archangel makes an appearance, and we encounter a vivid description of a resurrection, where the dead rise to either everlasting life or everlasting contempt. We question the origins of these apocalyptic visions and their impact on modern religious beliefs.From discussing the absurdity of forced prophecies to the intriguing yet baffling historical context, we dissect the chapter with our signature blend of skepticism and humor. Whether you're here for the theological critique or just the laughs, this episode has a bit of everything.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 11: North vs. South, and the Abomination that Causes DesolationIn this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, husband and wife dive into the chaotic and convoluted events of Daniel Chapter 11. Buckle up as we navigate through a whirlwind of historical conflicts, prophecies, and political intrigue that span centuries.We kick things off by recapping Daniel Chapter 10, where Daniel had a vision (not a dream this time) involving a shiny man with a lightning face and torches for eyes. This celestial being, detained by the Prince of Persia and rescued by the angel Michael, sets the stage for the apocalyptic visions that follow.In Chapter 11, we encounter a prophetic narrative that covers the rise and fall of kings and kingdoms, primarily focusing on the power struggles between the kings of the North (Syria) and the South (Egypt). This chapter is a rollercoaster of alliances, betrayals, and wars, all while the Jews are caught in the middle, suffering the consequences of these grand geopolitical games.The narrative becomes particularly dense and confusing, with pronoun abuse and vague references making it hard to follow without a cheat sheet. We break down the historical context, shedding light on figures like Alexander the Great, Antiochus Epiphanes, AKA, the "abomination that causes desolation"—a term that refers to the desecration of the Jewish temple by Antiochus.From discussing the absurdity of conquering gods to the detailed yet baffling prophecies, we dissect the chapter with our signature blend of skepticism and humor. Whether you're here for the theological deep dive or just the laughs, this episode has a bit of everything.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Daniel chapters 6 - 10 plus our Q&A and Patreon teaser.Check out our NEW Merch shop: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myspreadshop.com/Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Daniel Chapters 6-10 Q&A: Lions, Beasts, and Angelic Beings, Oh My!In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, your favorite heathens dive into the bizarre and bewildering chapters of Daniel Chapters 6-10. Buckle up as we unravel the madness of lion's dens, cryptic visions, and angelic encounters that leave us scratching our heads and questioning our sanity.We kick things off with Daniel Chapter 6, where Daniel's infamous trip to the lion's den gets an unexpected twist. Why were the families of Daniel's accusers punished so harshly? It's a question that even the Bible doesn't seem to answer. We then transition into Daniel's surreal visions in Chapters 7-10, featuring beasts with multiple horns, a bear with ribs in its mouth, and a leopard with four heads and wings. Confused? So were we!Chapter 7 introduces us to four mysterious beasts representing different kingdoms, each more perplexing than the last. We break down the symbolism and attempt to decode the cryptic messages hidden within these visions. Moving on to Chapter 8, we encounter a ram and a goat in a prophetic showdown that leaves us pondering the historical and future implications.Chapter 9 brings us to Daniel's intense prayer and the infamous "70 weeks" prophecy. Is it weeks, years, or something else entirely? We try to make sense of the convoluted timeline and its supposed connection to the coming of the Messiah. Finally, in Chapter 10, Daniel has a terrifying encounter with a celestial being by the Tigris River, setting the stage for even more divine drama in the chapters to come.Whether you're here for the theological deep dive or just the laughs, this episode has a bit of everything. Tune in as we dissect Daniel Chapters 6-10 with our signature blend of skepticism and humor.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 10: Shiny Men and Heavenly Host ShowdownsHold on to your hats, folks, because this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse is a wild ride through the surreal and cryptic visions of Daniel Chapter 10! We're diving headfirst into a vision involving shiny men with lightning faces, flaming torch eyes, and a voice like a multitude. Daniel is back with more bizarre and mind-bending encounters that leave us scratching our heads and questioning our sanity.We kick things off with Daniel mourning for three weeks, abstaining from choice food, meat, and wine, and forgoing lotions. Why? Because he was so disturbed by his previous visions that he needed a serious cleanse. Then, as he stands by the Tigris River, he encounters a man dressed in linen with a body like topaz and eyes like flaming torches. This heavenly messenger brings a message of conflict and spiritual warfare that spans nations and centuries.As if that wasn't enough, we delve into the cosmic battle between the "prince of Persia" and the angelic forces, including Michael, the chief prince. This chapter sets the stage for a series of apocalyptic visions that will unfold in the remaining chapters. We dissect the cryptic messages, laugh at the absurdity, and try to make sense of the divine drama.Whether you're here for the theological deep dive or just the laughs, this episode has a bit of everything. Tune in as we dissect Daniel Chapter 10 with our signature blend of skepticism and humor.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 9: Prophetic Puzzles and Divine DecreesBrace yourselves, heathens, because this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse is a doozy. We're diving into Daniel Chapter 9, and let's just say it's a tangled mess of prophecies, prayers, and perplexing math. First off, we kick things off with Daniel's heartfelt (and somewhat groveling) prayer to God, begging for mercy and forgiveness for his people. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of self-deprecation and sackcloth. But that's just the warm-up!Next, we delve into the infamous "70 weeks" prophecy delivered by Gabriel. Is it 70 weeks, 70 years, or some symbolic era? Who knows! We try to make sense of the cryptic timeline that has baffled scholars and believers alike. And oh, the math! We discuss how some Christian apologists have bent over backward to align these prophecies with the coming of Jesus, while others see it as a symbolic era of trials and tribulations. Either way, it's a numbers game that leaves us scratching our heads.We'll also take a historical detour, revisiting the tumultuous times of Babylonian exile, Persian conquest, and the rise of Hellenistic dominance. It's a whirlwind of ancient politics, divine decrees, and relentless wars. Plus, we throw in some snarky commentary on how these prophecies have been interpreted (and misinterpreted) over the centuries.Whether you're here for the theological deep dive or just the laughs, this episode has a bit of everything. Tune in as we dissect Daniel Chapter 9 with our signature blend of skepticism and humor.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 8: Beastly Dreams and Prophetic RamblingsHold on to your hats, folks, because this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse is a wild ride through the surreal and cryptic visions of Daniel Chapter 8! We're diving headfirst into a vision involving a two-horned ram and a flying unicorn goat—yes, you read that right. This goat shatters the ram's horns and grows four of its own, leading to a whole new level of prophetic chaos. Is it a vision of ancient empires or just another muddled prophecy? Tune in as we dissect this enigmatic chapter with our signature snark and skepticism.We'll also explore how these visions are interpreted by scholars and why they still baffle believers and atheists alike. Plus, we go off on some hilarious tangents, including a rant about Justin Bieber's "Love Yourself" and a deep dive into the absurdity of biblical punishments. Whether you're here for the theology or the laughs, this episode has something for everyone.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 7: Beastly Visions and Prophetic DramaHold on to your hats, folks, because this episode is about to take you on a wild adventure through the enigmatic and electrifying world of Daniel Chapter 7! Forget about Daniel in the lion's den for a second—this time, we're diving into some seriously strange and symbolic visions that are sure to make your head spin. Imagine beasts with multiple heads, kingdoms rising and falling, and a whole lot of prophetic drama. It's like Game of Thrones meets the Bible, but with way more divine intervention.But wait, there's more! We'll also sprinkle in some hilarious anecdotes from our own backyard adventures, featuring a friendly groundhog and a wild bunny who decided to crash our garden party. It's a whirlwind of biblical prophecy and personal stories that you won't want to miss. Tune in for a mix of the profound and the playful, and maybe even learn a thing or two about ancient visions and modern-day critters!Whether you're a believer, an atheist, or somewhere in between, this episode is perfect for anyone interested in a unique Bible study experience. Get ready to explore the fascinating and mysterious Book of Daniel like never before!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 6: Lions, Decrees, and Divine InterventionBuckle up, heathens, because your favorite atheist duo is back to dissect another juicy Bible tale. This week, we're knee-deep in Daniel Chapter 6, where political backstabbing meets the supposed "power of prayer." We'll kick things off with the dramatic exit of King Belshazzar and the rise of Darius the Mede, who hands Daniel a cushy promotion. Spoiler alert: not everyone is cheering for Dan the Man.We'll dive headfirst into the petty jealousy and Machiavellian plotting of Daniel's coworkers, who trick the king into making a decree that puts Daniel's alleged faith in the hot seat. When Daniel refuses to give up his prayer routine, his rivals think they've got him right where they want him—tossed into a den of ravenous lions. But surprise, surprise! Divine intervention (or a convenient plot device) saves the day, leaving Daniel's enemies fuming.In a delicious twist of irony, those who tried to take down Daniel get a taste of their own medicine, along with their unsuspecting families. King Darius, now singing a different tune, issues a decree acknowledging the alleged power of Daniel's God, giving Yahweh a major PR boost.Join us as we tear this story apart with our signature snark, exploring its historical and literary context. We'll uncover why this tale of improbable survival still tickles the fancy of believers today, even though it's probably about as historically accurate as a unicorn stampede.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Daniel chapters 1 - 5 plus our Q&A and Patreon teaser.Check out our NEW Merch shop: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myspreadshop.com/Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Project 2025 Deep Dive: Anti-Woke, Anti-Democracy, and Pro-Corporate GreedCheck out the complete episode here: Project 2025 Part 1 on PatreonHold onto your hats, folks, because this week's Sacrilegious Discourse dives deep into the dystopian hellscape that is Project 2025. We're not just talking about your run-of-the-mill conservative agenda here; this is a full-frontal assault on democracy, diversity, and basic human decency.We dissect the origins of Project 2025, tracing its roots to the Heritage Foundation, a shadowy cabal of wealthy donors and corporate overlords with a penchant for dismantling regulations and pushing their far-right agenda. We expose their anti-woke, anti-LGBTQ+, and anti-climate change stances, and reveal how they've been quietly influencing policy for decades.But the real kicker? This project isn't just about rolling back progress; it's about consolidating power in the hands of a select few, stripping away civil service protections, and potentially even amending the Constitution to cement their authority. It's a terrifying glimpse into a future where corporations reign supreme and individual liberties are a distant memory.Join us as we unravel this sinister plot and expose the forces behind it. This is just Part 1, so make sure to tune in for Part 2 where we delve even deeper into the specifics of this terrifying agenda. It's time to wake up, folks, because the future of our democracy is at stake.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sacrilegious Discourse Q&A: Daniel Chapters 1-5 - Unveiling the Babylonian PropagandaThis Q&A episode dives deep into the historical context and literary devices of Daniel Chapters 1-5. Get ready for a snarky exploration of:Daniel's Dubious Authorship: Husband & Wife dissect evidence pointing to the book's later composition and fictional nature, challenging its claims of prophecy.Nebuchadnezzar's Power Plays: Discover how Nebuchadnezzar used hostage-taking and indoctrination tactics to control the conquered Judeans.The Chaldean Conundrum: Learn about the rise of the Chaldeans, their scientific achievements, and how they cleverly seized power in Babylon.The King's Madness: Explore the real-life condition behind Nebuchadnezzar's bizarre behavior and the hidden messages in his dreams.Belshazzar's Banquet and Babylon's Fall: Uncover the historical events behind the dramatic feast and the mysterious handwriting on the wall.If you're ready to challenge your biblical assumptions and laugh at the absurdity of ancient propaganda, this episode is for you!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 5: The Writing on the WallIn this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife delve into Daniel Chapter 5, a pivotal chapter in the Book of Daniel. They discuss the out-of-place nature of this chapter, as it should chronologically follow chapters 7 and 8.The story revolves around King Belshazzar's extravagant feast, during which he uses sacred goblets from the Jerusalem temple, angering God. A mysterious hand appears, writing on the palace wall. The king's wise men fail to interpret the message, but Daniel successfully deciphers the writing, foretelling Belshazzar's downfall and the rise of the Medes and Persians.Husband and Wife analyze the plausibility of the events, questioning the king's reaction to Daniel's prophecy and the accuracy of historical details. They explore the origin of the phrase "the writing is on the wall" and discuss the potential reasons behind the inability of the king's wise men to interpret the message.Join Husband and Wife as they dissect this famous biblical tale, examining its historical context, symbolism, and theological implications.Key Points:Daniel Chapter 5's chronological placement within the Book of Daniel.King Belshazzar's feast and the mysterious writing on the wall.Daniel's interpretation of the message.The downfall of the Babylonian kingdom.The origin of the phrase "the writing is on the wall."The historical accuracy of the story and its theological significance.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 4 - Nebuchadnezzar's MadnessIn this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife delve into Daniel Chapter 4, exploring the story of King Nebuchadnezzar's descent into madness and his subsequent restoration. They discuss the allegorical nature of the tale, drawing parallels to the biblical story of Moses and Pharaoh. The hosts also question the historical accuracy of the text, highlighting inconsistencies and potential propaganda within the narrative.Breakdown:Nebuchadnezzar's Letter: The episode begins with King Nebuchadnezzar's letter recounting a dream about a massive tree. The dream is interpreted by Daniel as a warning of the king's impending madness.The Madness and Restoration: Nebuchadnezzar ignores the warning and succumbs to madness, living like an animal for seven years. He eventually repents and acknowledges the power of the Hebrew God, leading to his restoration to sanity and the throne.Historical Inaccuracies: The hosts raise doubts about the historical accuracy of the story, pointing out inconsistencies and the potential for embellishment by later authors.Propaganda and Interpretation: The episode explores the possibility that the story was written as propaganda to bolster national pride among the Jewish people during a time of oppression. The hosts emphasize the importance of considering historical context and literary analysis when interpreting biblical texts.Here's a link to the image that Wife was referring to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebuchadnezzar_(Blake)Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So... immediately upon starting to finish the editing process with this episode. Our computer blew up. Luckily... I was able to recover this episode and use kid's computer to upload todays episode.Not entirely sure how the rest of this week will go because currently we have limited access to some of our resources that we utilize and no working computer of our own for the podcast. If there is a delay in upcoming episodes, we apologize now, but we'll do everything we can to try and stay on schedule here.Sincerely,Husband and Wife Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 2:Hold onto your hats, folks, because things are getting dreamily dramatic in Babylon! In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the mind-bending visions of King Nebuchadnezzar and the high-stakes game of "Guess My Dream" that could cost Babylon's wise men their lives.Our hosts break down the chapter where Nebuchadnezzar demands his magicians, enchanters, and astrologers to not only interpret his troubling dream but to first tell him what the dream was! Talk about setting the bar high. With the threat of being chopped to pieces and their houses turned to rubble, the wise men are understandably freaking out.Enter Daniel, our hero, who, with a little divine intervention, steps up to decode the king's cryptic dream. Spoiler alert: It involves a dazzling statue made of various metals and a rock that becomes a mountain. Confused? So were we. But don't worry, Husband and Wife are here to dissect the symbolism and the not-so-subtle message of God's ultimate dominion.Join the hosts as they navigate through Nebuchadnezzar's extreme mood swings—from ordering mass executions to falling prostrate before Daniel. It's a wild ride of divine revelations, questionable historical accuracy, and, of course, a hefty dose of skepticism and sarcasm.Will Daniel's God-given insight save the day? Or is this just another recycled biblical narrative? Tune in to find out!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daniel Chapter 1:Get ready for some biblical fanfic, folks, because the Book of Daniel is kicking off with a Babylonian makeover! In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the juicy backstory of Daniel and his hot Hebrew homies, handpicked by King Nebuchadnezzar for their brains and beauty.Turns out, this whole chapter is like a prequel written centuries later, setting the stage for Daniel's prophetic adventures. But don't be fooled by the historical inaccuracies and questionable authorship - it's still a wild ride!Join the hosts as they dissect the blatant cultural appropriation, the divine intervention in dietary choices (vegetables over royal feasts? God's got your back!), and the parallels to other biblical heroes (Joseph, anyone?).It's a tale of ambition, assimilation, and a whole lot of God's favoritism. Tune in to find out how Daniel and his crew rise to the top of the Babylonian court, armed with nothing but their good looks, intelligence, and a divine veggie diet.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ezekiel Weekly Wrap-Up: Land Grabs, Holy Districts, and a Prophet's Wildest DreamsBuckle up, heathens, because this week on Sacrilegious Discourse, we've been knee-deep in the batshit crazy world of Ezekiel. We dove into the final chapters of this fever dream, where God morphed into a celestial real estate agent, divvying up land like candy, and Ezekiel unveiled his architectural masterpiece: a temple city so convoluted it would make even M.C. Escher scratch his head.We questioned the necessity of 12 gates in a utopia (seriously, who needs that many entrances?), pondered the political motivations behind Ezekiel's land allocations (Zadokite privilege, anyone?), and even debated the authenticity of the book's authorship (spoiler alert: we think some shady ghostwriters were involved).But wait, there's more! We tackled your burning questions in a Q&A session, wrapped up the entire book of Ezekiel with a snarky bow, and even dedicated a whole episode to the prophet's contradictions. We're talking God lying, changing his mind, and being an all-around vengeful deity. It's enough to make even the most devout believer question their faith.So, if you're looking for a snarky, insightful, and thoroughly sacrilegious take on one of the Bible's most perplexing books, look no further. Join us next week as we bid farewell to Ezekiel and move on to our next biblical adventure. Who knows what kind of divine madness awaits us?Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this final episode on Ezekiel, Husband and Wife delve into the prophet's inconsistencies. From God's alleged lies and lack of mercy to the questionable morality of marrying your wife's sister (while she's still alive!), they question everything.Key contradictions explored:Does God lie? While the Bible claims God is truthful, the hosts point out instances where his actions and words don't align.Is God merciful? Despite verses proclaiming God's mercy, his commands for genocide and destruction paint a different picture.Are we punished for the sins of others? Ezekiel presents a new concept of individual accountability, but other biblical passages contradict this.Does God repent? The Bible claims God doesn't repent, yet it describes instances where he changes his mind or regrets his actions.Can God be seen? While the Bible forbids seeing God and living, it also recounts instances where people saw him face-to-face.Join the hosts as they dissect these contradictions and more, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and skepticism. Is the Bible the flawed word of man, or is God just a massive hypocrite? Tune in to find out!Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready to roll your eyes, folks! We're dissecting the biblical acid trip that is Ezekiel. From creepy cherubim to poop-fueled cooking instructions, this book has it all. We recap Ezekiel's wild visions, his beef with the Levites, and his surprisingly new-agey ideas about individual responsibility (who knew?!).But wait, there's more! We dish on the shady "Men of the Great Assembly" (aka God's ghostwriters) and question their authority to edit the supposed "word of God." Plus, a snarky pop quiz tests your Ezekiel knowledge.Join us for a hilarious and irreverent look at one of the Bible's most bizarre books. And stay tuned for our next episode where we dive into the contradictions of Ezekiel – because, let's face it, this book is as inconsistent as God's temper.Visit us at:SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle up, (non)-Bible believers! We're wading through the confusing final chapters of Ezekiel, where the lines between spiritual symbolism and literal land grabs get blurrier than God's vision for humanity. Join us as we try to decipher the bizarre layout of the "Holy District," question the need for 12 gates in a utopian city, and ponder the political motivations behind Ezekiel's land allocations.But wait, there's more! We delve into the contentious relationship between Ezekiel and the Deuteronomists, debate the authenticity of the book's authorship, and expose the questionable editing practices of the so-called "Men of the Great Assembly" (aka God's ghostwriters).If you're looking for a snarky and insightful take on one of the Bible's most perplexing books, look no further! Stay tuned for our next episode, where we'll dive headfirst into the contradictions of Ezekiel and expose the inconsistencies that even God can't explain away.Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share your thoughts in the comments below!Visit us at:SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey there! So, yesterday, we dove into Ezekiel, chapter 47. Remember that? It was all about water flowing through and out of Jerusalem, making things come alive-ish, like some kind of Eden-meets-water-park scenario. Pretty wild, right? Anyway, that was yesterday. Today, we're tackling Ezekiel, chapter 48, and guess what? It's the final chapter of Ezekiel! Yep, we're wrapping this baby up today. So, let's get into it. We're talking about the twelve tribes and their land portions. Spoiler: everyone gets one portion. It's like a biblical Oprah moment—'You get a portion! And you get a portion!' Also, some juicy details about the special land for the priests, and yeah, Ezekiel's crew gets a sweet deal. So, buckle up for the grand finale of Ezekiel. Ready? Let's do this!Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share your thoughts in the comments below!Visit us at:SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brace yourselves, heathens! In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, we wade through the murky waters of Ezekiel Chapter 47. We start with a quick recap of Chapter 46, where God was busy plotting entrance and exit strategies for the temple, and priests were donning their special eating clothes to dine away from the common folk. Yes, you heard that right, special eating clothes.We laugh our way through the absurdity of these rituals, imagining priests with bibs and designated shirts for eating, dishwashing, and even pooping. We even challenge our listeners to share their own "eating clothes" on social media, but please, no nudes!In Chapter 47, we encounter the mysterious Cyberman (or Golden Man, if you prefer) who leads Ezekiel through a progressively deeper river, from ankle-deep to a raging torrent no one can cross. We discuss the bizarre logistics of this divine waterway and ponder its significance. Is it a metaphor? A literal flood? Who knows!As we delve deeper, we find ourselves in a new Eden with trees that bear fruit every month and have leaves for healing. But wait, there's more! God redivides the land among the twelve tribes of Israel, including the Levites who finally get their own plot. Foreigners residing among the Israelites are also granted land, marking a surprising shift in policy.Join us for this wild ride through Ezekiel's watery visions, divine land grants, and our usual irreverent banter. We promise it's more entertaining than a train wreck and you won't want to miss it!Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share your thoughts in the comments below!Visit us at:SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hold onto your sacrificial lambs, folks! This episode of Sacrilegious Discourse dives headfirst into Ezekiel Chapter 46, where we continue to wade through the labyrinth of temple ordinances, divine rituals, and more than a few questionable directives.We kick things off with a quick recap of Ezekiel Chapter 45, where God was busy divvying up land between the Zadokites, Levites, and kings like a celestial real estate agent. Then, we give a heartfelt shout-out to our new patron, Hope H., who thinks our banter is spot-on and relatable. Thanks, Hope!In this chapter, we explore the Sabbath rituals, where the prince enters through the portico and sacrifices six male lambs and a ram. We question why these sacrifices are happening at the gate instead of the temple and ponder the logistics of ancient animal husbandry. We also dive into the grain offerings, oil measures, and the traffic flow at the temple gates—because even in ancient times, managing foot traffic was a thing.Ezekiel's vision gets a little wacky as we discuss the sacred rooms, kitchen courts, and the culinary duties of the priests. We even take a detour into modern-day food courts and the joys of free samples.Join us as we dissect Ezekiel's divine directives, question the practicality of ancient rituals, and laugh at how this all feels like a bizarre blend of Leviticus and a cosmic cooking show.Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share your thoughts in the comments below!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ezekiel Chapters 41-45: Bible Study by Atheists (Weekly Wrap-Up)Holy moly, have we got a biblical smorgasbord for you this week! We've crammed all the juicy bits from Ezekiel Chapters 41-45 into one unholy episode.First, we tackled God's architectural ambitions in Ezekiel Chapter 41: Bible Study by Atheists, questioning whether the divine blueprints for the temple were measured in cubits or rods (spoiler alert: it's probably cubits, unless you believe in a holy McMansion). Then, in Ezekiel Chapter 42: Bible Study by Atheists, we delved deeper into the temple's labyrinthine layout, complete with confusing measurements and questionable zoning laws.Moving on to Ezekiel Chapter 43: Bible Study by Atheists, we witnessed the glorious return of God (in a cloud, no less) and debated the identity of the mysterious "Golden Man" (who may or may not be Jesus's interior decorator). In Ezekiel Chapter 44: Bible Study by Atheists, we explored God's gatekeeping tendencies and the rise of the Zadokite priests, the new fashion icons of the ancient world.Finally, in Ezekiel Chapter 45: Bible Study by Atheists, we uncovered a divine real estate scheme that would make even the most seasoned televangelist blush. We also questioned the meaning of salt in ancient rituals and wondered if Ezekiel's prophecies were more about politics than spirituality.Join us for this unholy roller coaster ride through Ezekiel's wacky world, where we dissect the divine drama, question the credibility of prophecy, and uncover the hidden agendas behind religious dogma.Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share your thoughts in the comments below! Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are You Ready for a Q&A Sunday on Ezekiel?In this special Sunday edition of Sacrilegious Discourse, we dive into your burning questions from Ezekiel chapters 41 through 45. Ever wondered why the temple walls were thicker than the rooms themselves? Or why the measurements in Ezekiel seem to flip-flop between cubits and rods? Join us as we explore these intriguing details and more, including the mysterious "golden man" who might just be Ezekiel's drug dealer (or an angel, who knows?).We also delve into the grandiose and seemingly impossible measurements of the temple, the significance of salt in ancient rituals, and the political power plays of the Zadokite priests. All this and more in our chaotic yet enlightening Q&A session. Tune in to find out why some things just don't add up in the Book of Ezekiel!Don't miss our next episode where we continue our journey through Ezekiel with chapter 46! Subscribe to our podcast and join us on Q&A Saturday where we'll unravel more mysteries and address all your burning questions.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COMand join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tired of the same old religious grift? Ezekiel's got a new one for you!In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, we delve into Ezekiel Chapter 45, where God seemingly blesses the Zadokite priests with the choicest land and duties. But wait, there's more! The king gets a cut too, and suddenly we're back to the old ways of oppression and shady deals. We question God's motives, rail against the hypocrisy of the religious elite, and wonder why anyone would trust a deity who can't seem to get their story straight.Join us for this wild ride as we dissect the contradictions and inconsistencies of Ezekiel Chapter 45. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share your thoughts in the comments below!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COMand join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you know God is a bit of a gatekeeper? In this episode, we dive into Ezekiel chapter 44 and explore the divine pettiness behind God's closed-door policy at the temple's east gate. Find out who the lucky "prince" is that gets exclusive access and why everyone else gets the cold shoulder.In this snarky recap of Ezekiel chapter 44, we dissect the divine drama surrounding the temple's gates, the Levites' demotion due to their idol-worshipping tendencies, and the rise of the Zadokites, the new chosen priests with their exclusive linen wardrobe and no-sweat policy. Get ready for a wild ride through religious regulations, power struggles, and God's questionable fashion choices.Don't miss our next episode where we continue our journey through Ezekiel with chapter 45! Subscribe to our podcast and join us on Q&A Saturday where we'll unravel the mystery of Zadok and address all your burning questions.Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COMand join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered if God's ultimate plan involves micromanaging temple blueprints like a celestial Home Depot project manager? Strap in, because this episode of "Blueprints of Divinity" might just answer that—along with why divine architecture could double as ancient stand-up comedy. In this laugh-out-loud episode, we dive into Ezekiel Chapter 43 with a mix of humor and critical thinking, exploring the nitty-gritty details of building God's perfect temple. Spoiler alert: it's as thrilling as reading an IKEA manual but with more divine intervention and fewer Allen wrenches. We poke fun at the exhaustive and redundant measurements that make Leviticus look like a breezy novella and compare ancient religious practices to modern rituals, all while questioning if God's picky neighbor act was really just an ancient way to curb humanity's moral failures. From envisioning a temple on Mars to imagining divine retribution as the ultimate cosmic HOA, we leave no holy stone unturned. Finally, we ponder the New Testament's impact on these archaic rituals and humorously debate the seasoning of sacrificial offerings with salt.Don't miss out on this hilarious and insightful take on Ezekiel Chapter 43! Subscribe to "Sacrilegious Discourse" now, join our Discord community for live discussions, and follow us on social media to stay updated on all our heavenly (and not-so-heavenly) banter. Click the link in the show notes and be part of the fun!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COMand join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered if biblical architects would survive a modern zoning board meeting? Spoiler: Ezekiel's temple wouldn't stand a chance.Dive into a world where ancient temple measurements meet modern-day hilarity! In this episode, we tackle the excruciatingly detailed (and utterly baffling) architectural specifics of Ezekiel, chapter 42. Why so many cubits? We channel our inner Douglas Adams to ponder if a simple blueprint might have saved us all a headache. We also venture into the hypothetical: What if God or an angel handed out construction instructions today? Spoiler alert: It's just as absurd as it sounds. From priests' holy garments to sacred steak dinners, we navigate the weird rituals of yesteryear while yearning for divine intervention in today's tech, like rocket ships. Along the way, we bond over family dinners and reflect on the never-ending quest for verifiable proof of divine action. Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs, critical thought, and heartfelt anecdotes that promise to leave you eagerly anticipating our take on Ezekiel, chapter 43.Ready to decode more ancient texts with a modern twist? Subscribe to our podcast, follow us on social media, and visit our website for more hilarious and thought-provoking episodes. Don't miss out—hit that subscribe button now!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COMand join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered why Ezekiel's unbuilt temple has Christians scratching their heads and ancient prophecies seemingly gathering dust?Dive headfirst into the labyrinthine world of Ezekiel Chapter 41 as we unravel the mystifying blueprints of a temple that was never built, despite divine instructions! We tackle the unfulfilled prophecy that has theologians squirming, measuring every cubit of the main hall and inner sanctuary to see if there's more than meets the eye. With architectural details that rival an Ikea manual and symbolism that would make even ancient Egyptians raise an eyebrow, we question the credibility and interpretation of Ezekiel's vision. Why didn't anyone bother to build this temple? And what's with the cherubim and palm trees in a tradition that supposedly shuns idolatry? Prepare for a snark-filled, insightful journey through one of the Bible's most perplexing chapters! Don't miss out on this mind-bending episode! Subscribe to our podcast, visit our website for more intriguing content, and follow us on social media to stay updated on our latest releases. Let's unravel these ancient mysteries together!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COMand join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ezekiel chapters 36 - 40 plus our Q&A and Patreon teaser.Check out our NEW Merch shop: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myspreadshop.com/Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered if atheists might actually have a leg up on Christians when it comes to empathy and compassion?ONLY AVAILABLE IN FULL ON PATREON: Click here to listen! Dive into this eye-opening episode where curiosity and empathy take center stage. We explore how a strong desire to understand the world can lead to greater compassion, particularly within the LGBTQIA community. From space exploration to the intricacies of parenting, we discuss how curiosity can transform relationships and bridge divides. Discover how asking thoughtful questions can dismantle hate rooted in religious extremism and toxic masculinity, paving the way for a more inclusive society. We also tackle the societal impacts of Christian nationalism and the challenges faced by women countering mainstream religious views. Personal anecdotes and insightful conversations reveal the importance of questioning beliefs with humility and evidence. Join us for a thought-provoking journey that advocates for a world driven by curiosity and compassion.Ready to challenge your beliefs and expand your empathy? Subscribe to our podcast, visit our website, and follow us on social media for more episodes that question the status quo and inspire compassionate inquiry. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered how a 19th-century text and ancient prophecies collide in a whirlwind of sticks, zombies, and a looming end-of-days battle? Buckle up, because this episode of "Ezekiel Chapters 36-40 Q&A" will blow your theological socks off!Join us on a rollercoaster ride through Ezekiel's enigmatic prophecies as we tackle the wild interpretations and perplexing questions from chapters 36 to 40. In this snark-filled episode, we dive into the Mormon interpretation of the joining of two sticks—spoiler alert: it involves scrolls, zombies, and some serious timeline gymnastics. We'll also navigate the convoluted beliefs that these passages validate the Book of Mormon, despite historical and textual inconsistencies.But that's not all! We'll explore why so many folks identify as Christians without pledging allegiance to a specific denomination, advocating for a more open and questioning faith akin to Jewish traditions. Then, brace yourself as we decode the cryptic figure of Gog and his end-of-days scenarios, questioning the ancient texts that myopically view Israel as the "navel of the world." Through it all, we'll scrutinize the original Hebrew words, analyze the implications of these prophecies, and share a good laugh over some of the more outlandish ideas.Whether you're curious about the merger of ancient scriptures with a modern text, or just want to hear a humorous take on some age-old mysteries, this episode is packed with rich discussions and enlightening perspectives.Ready to unravel the mysteries of Ezekiel and challenge your understanding of ancient prophecies? Hit subscribe to our podcast, visit our website for more deep dives, and follow us on social media for the latest updates and upcoming events. Don't miss our special Patreon session and continue the journey with us next Monday as we delve into Ezekiel chapter 41!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COMand join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ezekiel Chapter 40: Time Travel, Ancient Measurements, and God's BlueprintEver wondered how a divine time-traveling architect would measure a temple using cubits and hand breadths? Buckle up, because Ezekiel's got you covered!In this episode, we dive headfirst into Ezekiel Chapter 40, exploring the jaw-dropping, mind-boggling vision of the future temple as described by the prophet himself. We start with the apocalyptic clash of Gog and Magog in Chapter 39, marvel at the grand burial sites, and question their traces today. Transitioning to the 'Torah of Ezekiel,' we scrutinize the intricate temple blueprints meticulously dictated by God, addressing the nation's post-exile simplicity. Discover the curious world of ancient measurements, debating cubits versus feet, and uncover the historical and interpretative implications of Jubilee. We correct common misconceptions about these ancient units, ensuring you grasp every fascinating detail. From sacrificial tables to the rooms for the sons of Zadok, get ready for a deep dive into Ezekiel's architectural vision. Plus, we sprinkle in some snarky commentary about the conflicting biblical directions on temple stairs and reflect on Ezekiel's notion of time travel. Don't miss out as we prepare for next week's deep dive into Chapter 41!Ready to unravel the mysteries of Ezekiel's prophecies and temple blueprints? Subscribe to our podcast, follow us on social media, and visit our website for more in-depth discussions and exclusive content. Join us on Patreon for an elevated podcast experience!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COMand join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever pondered whether ancient prophecies are more mind-bending than your last Tinder date? Brace yourself for a wild theological ride through the chaotic world of Gog and Magog!In this episode of "Sacrilegious Discourse," we dive headfirst into the baffling prophecies of Ezekiel Chapter 39. Spoiler alert: God has some pretty bizarre plans involving ancient armies, vultures, and a feast that puts your Thanksgiving turkey to shame. We unravel the enigmatic identities of Gog and Magog, draw laughable parallels to biblical heavyweights like Moses and Pharaoh, and question God's oddly specific intentions. And just when you thought things couldn't get weirder, we throw in some unsettling Applebee's parking lot anecdotes and zombie movie references. As we balance humor and horror, you'll find yourself both entertained and mystified by the theological adventures we uncover.Ready to decode more biblical absurdities? Subscribe to our podcast, visit our website, and follow us on social media for more episodes that blend humor, horror, and thought-provoking discussions. Don't miss out on the next installment as we tackle Ezekiel Chapter 40!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COMand join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered if Ezekiel was tripping on some divine hallucinogens when he saw the valley of dry bones? Brace yourself for an eschatological rollercoaster as we dissect the wild and enigmatic prophecies of Gog and Magog!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join us on Discord, it's where we interact the most AND have live episodes every Tuesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nCIn this riveting episode titled "Ezekiel Chapter 38," we plunge headfirst into the bizarre and bewildering world of biblical prophecies and ancient legends. Kicking off with Ezekiel's vision of the valley of dry bones from chapter 37, we debunk the zombie apocalypse theory and reveal it as a symbolic resurrection of Israel from Babylonian exile. From there, we tackle the murky origins and evolving interpretations of Gog and Magog in both Jewish and Christian traditions. Discover how these figures transformed from a single person and his land into Satan's end-times allies, thanks to early Christian writers and medieval scholars who linked them to notorious historical hordes like the Vikings, Huns, and Mongols.We dive into their appearances across religious texts, including the Quran, where they're depicted as immoral tribes separated by a righteous conqueror. The discussion also touches on Alexander the Great's legendary gates and the practical uses of burning sulfur mentioned in Ezekiel's prophecy. With apocalyptic themes and symbolic interpretations aplenty, this episode promises a deep dive into one of the Bible's most perplexing prophecies.Don't miss out on this deep dive into biblical enigmas and ancient legends! Subscribe to our podcast, follow us on social media, and visit our website for more mind-bending discussions. Join us next time as we continue unraveling Ezekiel's prophecies in chapter 39. Your eschatological adventure awaits! Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered if a valley of reanimated skeletons would make you believe in divine miracles or question your sanity? Dive into the wild and whimsical world of Ezekiel, Chapter 37, where ancient prophecies meet modern-day fears!In this episode titled "Ezekiel Chapter 37," we delve into the bizarre and bone-chilling vision of the Valley of Dry Bones. Join us as we humorously dissect the absurd scenario where God commands Ezekiel to bring a valley of dry bones back to life. Drawing eerie parallels to pop culture's undead fantasies, we reminisce about "The Army of Darkness" and a vintage Halloween cartoon, uncovering how these ancient texts align with our modern-day fascinations with zombies and skeletons. But it's not all fun and games. We also tackle the more contentious aspects of Ezekiel's prophecies, questioning their inclusion in the Bible and exploring their unsettling implications. From our own irrational fears—zombies and bees—to the symbolism of resurrection and restoration, we grapple with the surreal nature of Ezekiel's vision. As the episode progresses, we delve into the complex and controversial ramifications of biblical prophecies in today's world, particularly focusing on Zionism and the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. We highlight the irony of religious wars in an era of technological advancement and scientific discovery, underscoring the persistent entanglement of faith and politics. Don't miss out on this surreal journey through biblical prophecies and their modern implications! Subscribe to our podcast for more thought-provoking episodes, visit our website for additional content, and follow us on social media to join the conversation. Dive in and let's bring those ancient bones back to life together!Visit us at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why does an all-powerful deity act like an indecisive reality TV star, smiting his favorites one moment and cursing their enemies the next? Welcome to the wild world of Ezekiel Chapter 36!In this episode, we dissect the mind-boggling contradictions in Ezekiel Chapter 36, starting with a quick recap of Chapter 35 where God goes full rage mode on the Edomites. Why? Because they dared to help in Israel's downfall—a downfall orchestrated by God himself. Confused yet? You're not alone. We unravel this divine soap opera, questioning the erratic and contradictory nature of God's actions.VISIT US AT SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM for Social media links, merch, newsletters and much more!Next, we dive headfirst into the minefield of anti-Semitism and the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Spoiler alert: anti-Zionism and anti-Semitism aren't the same thing. We critique the misuse of these terms and call for rational, secular discussions to replace religious rhetoric. Historical and biblical justifications for violence? We're not buying it.Lastly, we serve up a hearty critique of biblical prophecies and God's inconsistent logic. Why does the divine plan resemble a poorly written sitcom plot? We express our frustrations and disbelief with a mix of humor and casual commentary, setting the stage for our next deep dive into Ezekiel Chapter 37.Don't miss this irreverent yet thought-provoking episode! Subscribe to our podcast, visit our website for more snarky takes, and follow us on social media for your daily dose of divine absurdities. Tune in now and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about Ezekiel and beyond! Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ezekiel chapters 31 - 35 plus our Q&A.Check out our NEW Merch shop: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myspreadshop.com/Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered if ancient sarcasm could teach you about hell? Buckle up for our latest episode, "Ezekiel Chapter 31 - 35 Q&A," where we dive into the irony-laden downfall of Pharaoh and find modern-day parallels that might just make you question everything you thought you knew about eternal suffering.Join us as we dissect Ezekiel's visions, from the shared disgrace of once-powerful nations to the heated debate over whether David's mention is literal, symbolic, or a prophetic nod to Jesus. We'll even challenge those Christian attitudes that use hell as a fear tactic, comparing them with core Christian teachings. And if you're a geography nerd, our light-hearted exploration of Mount Seir's mysteries and its controversial modern-day location will be right up your alley.Oh, and did we mention the hilarious Mount Everest banter? You won't want to miss our amusing take on the world's tallest peak. Plus, get the scoop on our potential Patreon content and next week's deep dive into Ezekiel chapter 36.Ready to unlock these biblical mysteries and enjoy some good laughs? Subscribe to our podcast, follow us on social media, and join us on this thought-provoking journey!Head over to our website at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and follow us in all the places we spew sacrilege! Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wondered what happens when modern politics meets ancient prophecies? Spoiler alert: It's a chaotic blend of divine wrath and presidential antics.In this episode of "Sacrilegious Discourse," we dive headfirst into the tumultuous waters of modern politics and ancient biblical texts. The recent presidential debate has us shaking our heads, with Trump's usual antics and growing concerns about Biden's age taking center stage. But the real drama unfolds as we delve into Ezekiel, chapter 35. From God's severe prophecy against Mount Seir and Edom, we question the morality and logic behind these divine judgments. We also discuss the controversial mandate by Oklahoma's superintendent, Ryan Walters, for Bible teachings in schools, calling it a desperate grab for attention. Our discussion takes unexpected turns, touching on the theological dilemmas of God's contradictory actions and the tribalism in both religious texts and modern politics. Join us as we advocate for empathy and cooperation in tackling universal human concerns. Don't miss our live Discord sessions for deeper engagement and subscribe to our newsletter for more thought-provoking discussions.Head over to our website at: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and follow us in all the places we spew sacrilege! Don't miss out on the fiery blend of political drama and biblical analysis. Subscribe to our podcast, join our live Discord sessions every Tuesday at 10, and visit our Substack page for free access to all our content. Let's dive deep into the quagmire of modern politics and ancient prophecies together! Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is last-minute redemption really a cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card, or just another divine loophole?Buckle up for a wild ride through the convoluted world of ancient prophecies and divine justice. In this episode, we recap the eyebrow-raising concept of last-minute salvation from Ezekiel, Chapter 33. Spoiler alert: it's as fair as a rigged carnival game. Then, we dive headfirst into the metaphorical muck of Ezekiel, Chapter 34, where Israel's leaders—those so-called "shepherds"—get called out for being the ancient equivalent of corrupt CEOs. With nods to Little Bo Peep and Toyland, we expose the religious exploitation and class divides that led to some divine smackdowns.STOP BY OUR WEBSITE (to follow us on social media and subscribe to our newsletter): sacrilegiousdiscourse.com and join us on DISCORDBut wait, there's more! The promise of a new shepherd, a.k.a. David (or is it Jesus?), adds layers of theological intrigue. We unravel the tangled narratives connecting David and Jesus, questioning the seamlessness of these sacred stories. To top it off, we delve into the prophecy of peace and prosperity, scrutinizing its relevance—or lack thereof—in our modern world. Are we seriously supposed to cling to these ancient texts in the age of iPhones and microwaves?Join us as we sift through the inconsistencies and logical fallacies of these timeworn scriptures, all while maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism. This episode promises to be a thought-provoking journey through ancient and modern faith, challenging you to rethink long-held beliefs. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.