The Dinosaur Review for Kids Podcast

It's time for the most anticipated Prehistoric Cage Match to ever hit the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast. The long & awaited arrival of the K-Pg Showdown is finally here. This ultimate rematch between the Tyrannosaurus Rex & the Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus is sure to inspire you to become a junior paleontologist or even a dinosaur ranger. Now sit back & enjoy this fang-tastic prehistoric campfire story. It's showtime!!

Can you believe it?! It's almost time for the KPG Showdown between the Tyrannosaurus Rex & the Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus. Now before we get to the action let's recap all eight seasons of the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast & highlight our next episode. It's going to be the ultimate prehistoric rematch. It's almost showtime!!

Howdy!! Are you ready for the Clash of the Dinosaur Champions Part 2?! If so, then grab your cowboy hat & saddle up on top of your ceratopsian, because this ultimate Prehistoric Cage Match is going to take us on a wild ride. We are headed deep into the paradice valley of the Prehistoric Yellowstone Ranch. Find out which theropod will take home all the glory & be named the next Undisputed Dinosauria Champion of the World. Let's grab our boots & listen now!!

Mambo Italiano!! It's time to stomp on the cobblestone streets for our 8th Prehistoric Cage Match. This historic battle is between two beefy theropods & it will take place in the ol' neighborhood of Little Italy. Which meat eater will come out on top & win all the glory for the fossils of Terravecchia. Find out now. Andiamo!!

The Y2K bug has attacked the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast & gave us an ultimate double review. Both of these dinosaurs may have shared the same battle grounds, but one had leaf-shaped teeth for eating plants & one had blade-like teeth for shredding meat. Regardless of how much time separated the two genus, one thing's for sure, the clocks always changed at midnight. It's time to drop the asteroid on these terrible lizards. Happy New Year!!

Are you ready for an Elf-like Dinosaur Christmas Special?! I surely hope so… because tomorrow morning, 10am, the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast is coming to town!! This episode is all about a ceratopsian that definitely would've made a perfect prehistoric reindeer. Now let's jump on our sleighs & head up to Santa Claws' Workshop for this jolly of a review. Ho Ho Ho!!

There's nothing better than some delicious grubs to help feed your mind during a prehistoric podcast. Am I right?! Well maybe not, but Jurassic World is still known for the Nigersaurus & as Dr. Alan Grant once said some west African frogs. Our next dinosaur genus had a snout made up of 500 teeth. Its even been described as a mix between Darth Vader & a lawn mower. Regardless, it was definitely out of this yard for a sauropod. Let's begin our next review. Yum, yum!!

Land Ho!! You made it to Plymouth Rock for today's episode of the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast. Our next prehistoric genus doesn't have a Mayflower-like sail, but that doesn't mean it's not a spinosaurid. This dinosaur had a large hook-like thumb claw that would've been perfect for carving any sized turkey. Let's kick back with a plate of food & enjoy this Thanksgiving themed episode!!

Are you ready to have a seat in the dentist's chair, because on today's episode we are looking into a prehistoric genus that had two sets of teeth for eating all kinds of Halloween candy. This creature is also always mislead as a real dinosaur due to the massive sail on its back for casting spooky shadows on the ground below. Now let's sit back & open wide. It's teeth cleaning time!! Bwahahahahaha - Dr. Dimetrodon

It's time to cast a spell on our next prehistoric species. This dinosaur known as the "Dragon King of Hogwarts" had a flat skull filled with all kinds of horns & spikes. Now not only does this dinosaur look like a mythological creature, but it also might not even be it's own prehistoric genus. Let's grab our wands & take the train to the Hogwarts Castle for our next review. Accio Dinosauria!!

Make sure to be on the lookout for the Mesozoic Ooze, because this prehistoric chemical would've turned any creature into a fossilized mutant. Our next review is all about a car-sized sea turtle that would've been perfect at fighting crime in the waters of the Western Interior Seaway. Now grab your ninja gear & a delicious pizza, because it's time for a turtle power of a review. Cowabunga, dudes!!

Are you ready to stomp out onto the field for another review? If so, then grab your dino-skins for this prehistoric showdown. This duck-billed dinosaur sported the perfect helmet-like head crest for any dino-mite athlete. Let's all get warmed up & throw the bones. It's GAME TIME!!

Did you hear the big news? The Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast is back after a wild summer break!! On our first episode of season 8 we are looking into a theropod dinosaur known as the African T.Rex. This massive carnivore also had flat shark-like teeth & was an apex predator of its day. Now let's grab our safari gear & our official scorecard because it's time to kick off another exciting season.

Vote Here!! It's time for our seventh Prehistoric Cage Match… Election Style. Two dinosaur genus are now poised to become the very first President & High Rex of Isla Nublar. Which terrible lizard will win this prehistoric debate?! Let's all cast our votes for this ultimate who would win battle. Listen Now!! Follow along with the cage match with a map of Mount Vernon: https://www.mountvernon.org/the-estate-gardens/location/

Aloha!! It's time to soar into a tropical paradise for this tikiland-like review. Our next prehistoric flying reptile would've just been so beautiful flying over the lush palm trees, the white sandy beaches, & the rocky volcanos of Hawaii. For this next adventure we will also be joined by a very special guest making their debut on the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast. Let's hang loose & start this tropical getaway. Listen now!!

It's time to raise up our V for victory as we salute a Nixon-like Spinosaurid. This dinosaur was discovered near the country of Vietnam & had a wave-like double sail that stretched across it's back. Now if it hadn't been for the events of dino-gate this terrible lizard may have been the greatest peacemaker to ever stomp in the Mesozoic Era. There's no 18 & half minute gap in this podcast. Let's start this debate. More than ever, Ichthyovenator Now!!

Did you hear that sound? I think it's an... AVALANCHE… or maybe it's just a herd of giant sauropods. Our next review is all about a genus that was once the longest dinosaur to ever roam the Earth. It may have even been longer than the famous Rocky Mountains of Colorado. Okay, well maybe not that long, but you get the point right?! Let's grab our moutain gear & stomp up the trail for a better review of this double beamed lizard. Listen Now!!

Batten down the hatches & grab your nets, because we're about to reel in the BIG ONE!! This prehistoric marine reptile was an apex predator of the Wester Interior Seaway. Anything & everything this Mosasaurus-like creature locked its eyes onto would have definitely became its lunch. Who's ready for some seafood? Let's hook this cretaceous sea monster. Grab your fishing poles & listen now!!

You've heard of the King of Rock N' Roll, but what about the King of Fossil N' Review? Well that's me of course, Dinosaur Ranger Anthony!! On this episode we're going to take a closer look at one of the largest hadrosaurs who walked the Earth millions of years ago. This duckbilled dinosaur had a soft tissued head crest & a great sense of hearing. It's time to get all shook up. Listen now!!

Run, Herbivores, Run!! Mama always said there's nothing like getting chased by a theropod dinosaurs even if it only runs as fast as an Appalachiosaurus. This meat eating dinosaur didn't care much for chocolates, but that doesn't make it stupid. It's time to jump on our shrimp'n boat & learn all about this southern lizard from Alabama!!

Could it have been the Pangean Conifer Crisis that really caused all the dinosaurs to go extinct?! We'll never know for sure, but one thing we do know is the Pentacertops had a neck frill like no other ceratopsian. This dinosaur known as the five-horned face would have ruled the land before time with an iron frill. It's time for greatness, listen now!!

LOOK OUT!! Is that a Postosuchus driving an 18-Wheeler down Route 66?! Well of course not, the Crocodile from Post went extinct during the Triassic Period. This prehistoric creature had odd hook-shaped claws & may have even walked on two legs. So hey, I guess that would've made it a good truck driver!! Listen now to learn more about this ancient crocodilian.

Are you ready for the excitement of our next review?! Welcome to Fabulous Las Dinosaurs!! Today's genus is known as Nevada's first & only named terrible lizard. Nicknamed the Sheep of the Cretacous Period this dinosaur had some of the strangest looking teeth that would have been perfect for any Las Vegas buffet. Let's grab a plate & listen now!!

Are you ready?! It's time for the sixth Prehistoric Cage Match!! Our main event of the season is between the Alamosaurus & the Acrocanthosaurus. Which famous dinosaur family will come out on top & be named the next champion?! Its a theropod vs a sauropod. Now, let's get ready to rumble!!

To be the dinosaur, you gotta beat the dinosaur!! Our next terrible lizard to make its way inside the arena & into the wrestling ring is a rock-like theropod. This meat eating dinosaur had a flashy ridge on its snout & a strong sail down its back. Take your seats & ring that bell, becuase its time to start the next electrifying match... I mean review. Ding, ding, ding!!

Everything is bigger in Texas... even the Sauropods. Our next genus, the Alamosaurus, could grow to nearly 100 feet in length making it one of the largest dinosaurs who roamed North America. It's even bigger than the old spanish mission in San Antonio, whom most people think is how this dinosaur received its name. Grab your gear & let's head on inside... the Alamo!!

Are you ready to go back in time? Then let's jump into our next episode & set our time machines back 164 million years ago. This is where we'll find an Iguanodon-like dinosaur named the Callovosaurus. Now please be sure to buckle-up & hold on tight, because this Jurassic Period Time Machine is going to take us on a rocky adventure!!

The Story of Santa ClawsThere once was a dinosaur that lived in the north, Its body was long as it continued to stomp forth; Now this dinosaur was covered in feathers, but only wished to wear warm Christmas sweaters;Then one winter's day as its teeth began to chatter, it lifted its claws, but saw the herbivores scatter;The ‘polar bear lizard' was now all alone, but all it wanted to do was give everyone a bone;Then that night as the Nanuqsaurus snuck into their dens, he left a gift in hopes to be friends;As the sun returned the very next day, the herbivores thought, maybe we shouldn't have ran away;Then the other dinosaurs looked past the carnivore's flaws and started the story of old Santa Claws!!

Do you know the most famous prehistoric reindeer of all? It's Nyctosaurus the Red Beaked Pterosaur!! This prehistoric flying reptile even supported an odd “L” shaped antler-like head crest on top of its head. Learn all about this Rudolph of the Cretaceous Period as we prepare to load Santa Claws' sleigh for Christmas Eve night!!

It's time to put the fossil, I mean star, on top of the Ceratopsian frill!! This dinosaur genus known as the “Ornament Horned Face” is decorated with the most horns of any dinosaurs, but even though it has 15 horns they might have only been for display rather than to fight off carnivores. Let's string up our lights and hang up our ornaments as we find out where this Christmas tree-like dinosaur will fall on the official Dinosaur Review for Kids fossil scale!!

It's almost time to cook, I mean review, our Thanksgiving Day Raptor!! I'll take mine with a side of mashed potatoes. This dromaeosaurid type dinosaur was named after Native Americans, just like the ones who shared the very first harvest feast with the Pilgrims 401 years ago. Learn all about the Dineobellator & its similarities with a barnyard turkey. Gobble Now!!

Pee-You!! Do you smell that? It's not me, it's the Ceratosaurus number two. This meat-eating dinosaur rocked a cool horn & four fingered claws, but it still went to the bathroom just like you & me. These prehistoric dinosaur droppings are known as a trace fossil we call coprolite. Grab your air freshener & sit back for another stinky review!!

Pizza, pasta, & the Tethyshadros!! This hadrosaur type dinosaur was found in the boot-shaped country of Italy, but it doesn't have a normal duckbill. Instead, it has a rigid snowplow-like beak. Learn all of the ingredients to Ranger Anthony's secret spaghetti recipe & find out the fossil score of this "Hadrosaur from Tethys." It's going to be delizioso!!

It's time for the fifth Prehistoric Cage Match. Today's episode is at Ampelo's Pumpkin Patch & Cycad Orchard. This Halloween themed cage match is sure to be filled with plenty of tricks & treats, but make sure to leave the pumpkin smashing to the dinosaurs!! Listen now to find out who will be named the pumpkin king!!*No pumpkins were harmed in the making of this podcast!!

It's time to ring the Cretaceous Bells & release the Diabloceratops from within the gates of the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast. This ceratopsian is known as the “devil-horned face” & is sure to frighten even the toughest Jack-o-Lanterns that light up Halloween night. Join Anthony the Mad Pumpkintologist as he reviews this 5 horned herbivore & discusses the Science of Pumpkintology!!

All you need is a few spells & a little hocus pocus to bring this witch-like dinosaur back to life!! The Deinocheirus might not have used its "horrible hands" to ride a broom, but they were definitely a mystery to paleontologists for almost fifty years. All it took was a glass slipper... I mean a toe fossil to unlock all the clues about this theropod dinosaur. Learn all about this strange species as we fly across the moon."I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!"

Are you ready to hunt for a vampire-like pterosaur inside of Rhamphorhynchus' Castle?! If so then grab your garlic & your Spinosaurus tooth because it's time to go inside!! This species known as 'Dracula of the Jurassic' had 34 needle-like teeth & a diamond tipped tail. Learn all about this prehistoric flying reptile as Dinosaur Ranger Anthony takes you on a tour inside the castle!!

It's time to climb down into our chute & mount the bull for today's Dinosaur Review for Kids Rodeo!! This bucking Carnotaurus, known as the "Meat-Eating Bull," is going to give us a ride of a lifetime. Find out if this horned theropod can score higher than an 8.0 to qualify for the next round. Hold on tight to your rope, it's going to be a rough ride.

It's time for the most important meal of the day, breakfast! Do you love waffles smothered in peanut butter & maple syrup?! This dinosaur might just be all of those & so much more. The Paraseggosaurus is the first hybrid species on the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast. Grab your cereal & learn all about this part Parasaurolophus & part Stegosaurus, but with a breakfast twist. Mmm!!

Grab your gear & jump into your coal car because it's time to go down into the Lost Fossil Mine. Our next dinosaur species is a very small ankylosaurid with a very unique tail like no one other. Learn all about the Stegouros & it's Aztec-like war club as we dig for coal together!!

Crickey!! Are you surprised to see an ancient crocodilian on the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast? You shouldn't be! It's time to unearth your inner crocodile hunter as we dive into one of the biggest crocodiles, the Sarcosuchus. Grab your nets, your bait, & your official Dinosaur Review for Kids scorecard because it's time to go crocodile reviewing. This episode is dedicated to the one and only Steve Irwin, the original Crocodile Hunter.

This episode is all about another "Le Sauropode" as we would say in French language. This long neck dinosaur was covered in all kinds of osteoderms, somewhat like an Ankylosaurus. At first glance you would think it's just a Jurassic World hybrid, but this is no joke. Learn all about the Ampelosaurus & hear it sing Happy Birthday to a special Dinosaur Ranger!!

This spinosaurus-like dinosaur was always so irritated every time it's parents made it clean it's cave. So, Paleontologists named this dinosaur the Irritator!! Makes sense right?! Find out the real reasons how this dinosaur got its name by listening to the premier episode of season number 5 of the Dinosaur Review for Kids Podcast!!

IT'S SHOWTIME!! Welcome to the Ultimate Prehistoric Cage Match called the Clash of the Dinosaur Champions. Which PCM winner will take home the title and become the Undisputed Dinosauria Champion of the WORLD?! Find out now as we take a tour down the Jurassic Bayou.

The time has finally come for our fourth Prehistoric Cage Match!! Which dinosaur family will reign supreme and become the next Dinosaur Review for Kids champion. It's the Brachiosaurus of the Sauropods vs the Giganotosaurus of the Theropods. Listen Now!!

The Brachiosaurus herd is migrating into the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast. This long neck dinosaur had a giraffe-like stance and a nose on its forehead. Let's all reach our arms high up into the sky just like this gigantic sauropod. It's time for this big review!!Print off your free dinosaur review for kids scorecard here: www.stompchomproar.com/post/the-dinosaur-review-for-kids-podcast

Did you know that some long neck dinosaurs were only 6 feet long and could walk on two legs? That's right!! This species is a type of Sauropodomorph. These early dinosaurs were very small compared to their much bigger counterparts, the true sauropods. Print off your free dinosaur review for kids scorecard here: www.stompchomproar.com/post/the-dinosaur-review-for-kids-podcast

Grab your snow shovel or maybe a mammoth tusk because the ice age has rolled into the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast. This fur covered elephant-like creature may not have been a dinosaur, but it's still one of the most famous prehistoric animals. Find out how the Woolly Mammoth scores among the “terrible lizards” known as the dinosaurs!!Print off your free dinosaur review scorecard here: www.stompchomproar.com/post/the-dinosaur-review-for-kids-podcast

It's time for a blast of cold air and maybe even a little bit of snow because today's species is found near the south pole in Antarctica! This medium-sized theropod dinosaur had the oddest crest on top of its head. Some people even call it the Elvis of the dinosaurs. Find out how the Cryolophosaurus, rocks & rolls, among the rest!!Print off your free dinosaur review scorecard here: www.stompchomproar.com/post/the-dinosaur-review-for-kids-podcast

Did you know some ceratopsians could actually walk on two legs? That's right! Some of the earliest frilled dinosaurs, like Microceratus, walked in a bipedal stance and used their small arms to find all kinds of delicious plants. Find out where this ceratopsian ranks among the herd in the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast!! Print off your free dinosaur review scorecard here: https://www.stompchomproar.com/post/the-dinosaur-review-for-kids-podcast

Hold onto that pterosaur head crest!! It's time for the Pteranodon to flap its massive wings and fly high into the next episode of the Dinosaur Review for Kids podcast!! Even though this prehistoric creature is technically not a real dinosaur it still happens to be many people's favorite, including my dino-mite wife Dinosaur Ranger Elace!!Print off your free dinosaur review scorecard here: https://www.stompchomproar.com/post/the-dinosaur-review-for-kids-podcast